Dude, you missed your calling as a comedian lmao! Incredible show!
@mikedradio2 ай бұрын
And he just freestyles! I swear he needs to do some local open-mics
@mattbtv2 ай бұрын
Straight to Austin, TX and stage time with Joe Rogan. Get this man the audience bump he's earned years and years over now.
@Nobunaga19832 ай бұрын
Bithead didn’t miss his calling, he’s doing his stand up as we speak in front of a big audience every week 😃
@mattbtv2 ай бұрын
@@Nobunaga1983 Agreed
@Orpheusftw2 ай бұрын
He's definitely got the chops for it. These shows feel like a cross between an observational comedy act, and just shootin' the shit with a buddy out in the shed. 👌
@scramblesthedeathdealer2 ай бұрын
BitHead1000 spoiling us again! I think my Patreon lapsed due to insufficient funds, I will have to renew asap. 👍
@scramblesthedeathdealer2 ай бұрын
Thanks a lot Biden/Harris! 👎
@Mr.Peanut19862 ай бұрын
Who is more dedicated to KZbin than Bithead1000?
@AB-jt6ic2 ай бұрын
That was the greatest video game program in the history of human civilization!
@frankszulakiewicz58262 ай бұрын
Another fantastic show, my friend. I appreciate everything you do...
@jacearmfield97972 ай бұрын
Why cant I give two thumbs up? KZbin censorship in full effect!
@MrBacchus182 ай бұрын
You need two accounts clearly
@Crisis-cc9bl2 ай бұрын
I have 4 myself
@profcity34112 ай бұрын
What a show!! Keep rolling out them hits Yessie! For real, very entertaining episode.
@mtshark72 ай бұрын
Awesome episode Jessie! I love the master system. Such an underrated console.
@GASHPAN2 ай бұрын
Another Master System show, you have gotta' be kiddin' me! This is too good to be true. I'm so glad you're discovering this console, there's some great classics on there. Wonderboy III is a stone-cold classic.
@billschlafly41072 ай бұрын
My Sunday is complete!
@OMGpandemic2 ай бұрын
Sitting down with a joint after a 10 hour shift, and I find this! Ordained by God!
@scramblesthedeathdealer2 ай бұрын
🙌🌬
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
Pass it over here broski!
@mistersquaresoft53072 ай бұрын
I love these videos thank you, I feel like this is real grown man content for the boyz
@crazy8888s2 ай бұрын
I'm off work tomorrow and a late night but head vid drops. What more can you ask for
@TheGamerNerd0252 ай бұрын
WE LOVE MASTER BITHEAD1000!!!!!!!!!
@matthewwhite7772 ай бұрын
Hail BitHead- Thanks for all you do for my sanity!
@RemoWilliams12272 ай бұрын
As always thanks for the entertainment bro 😂
@RebeleneM2 ай бұрын
I would sit & watch this with my husband. Now I'm subscribed and watching on my own! I can't be the only woman, ( besides Jesse's mom), that watches the greatest video game program in the history of human civilization 💫
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
You’re the only one. I checked.
@RebeleneM2 ай бұрын
@BitHead1000 That can't be right?! Your shows got everything: humor, video games, muscle cars, lots of coffee and/or Jack Daniel's. What's not to love?
@danmac02 ай бұрын
100k let's go
@Nobunaga19832 ай бұрын
Bithead1000 for president!!!!
@briandain84322 ай бұрын
I had s buddy at the Lawrenceburg Indiana Casino Boat (far Westside of Cincinnati). His job was to replace the Slot Machine Randomizers to prohibit too many winnings. And one day he overheard the owners complaining they only took in SEVEN MILLION that week, down from the Previous Year's 11 Million that week.
@joeyamada49762 ай бұрын
Thank you I haven't laughed like that in a while, start me up!!!😂
@Scrillazay2 ай бұрын
People are here to watch you and your personality, bithead. It really doesn’t matter what you talk about but just put your flavor into it. Just recite the ABCs in bithead for an hour and I’d watch it
@Lightblue22222 ай бұрын
The simple answer is usually the right one. As in... OF COURSE WE DIDNT GO TO THE GOD DAMN MOON. hehe
@8bit7112 ай бұрын
As an Australian genx who had a mastersystem you're about to find some gems.
@Libraryking902 ай бұрын
Happy Sunday bithead 🎉❤
@figgyfox84652 ай бұрын
Crazy to me as someone from England that master system wasn't more popular in US, kicks Nintendo's arse in every way,the only thing it was missing was castlevania,just imagine how much better it could have been
@ulysses21622 ай бұрын
Castlevania, and Mega Man, but there's people working on Master System versions of those, and Batman.
@figgyfox84652 ай бұрын
@@ulysses2162 I respect people that like it but I think mega man has always been dog💩
@ulysses21622 ай бұрын
@@figgyfox8465 Yeah, I get it. To each their own.
@chriswilson93312 ай бұрын
There are some really impressive games for the time period on the Genesis. "The Ooze" for example.
@deadwafflez96852 ай бұрын
First time I mowed the grass I went over a rock and it flew and hit my parent's car. Luckily it hit the body below the window, only a dent. I was traumatized I thought I was dead meat.
@michaelmorgan90092 ай бұрын
Hey Bithead, yea i did the same things as you. So many people saying "you gotta drink more water" turns out too much will flush out all the electrolytes. Now I just drink when Im thirsty.
@VenjerSixx.2 ай бұрын
Bithead for life
@jacobbaranowski2 ай бұрын
I love SEGA let's go thank you Jesie. SEGA dose What Nintendo Don't
@robmansell2452 ай бұрын
All hail Bithead!
@BigPermntheWormАй бұрын
Chocolate Covered Cherries!
@OrthodoxReview2 ай бұрын
Let's fuggin do this
@genesisfan0292 ай бұрын
I’m in!!! Let’s gooooooo!!!
@upclosepersonal2 ай бұрын
Solid show
@Pupppeteer2 ай бұрын
Every time I press like I'm getting micro plastics!!! Put me in a tribe I might even grow 5 more inches.
@soundandvision772 ай бұрын
Looking forward to further study of the Master System. Wonder Boy III is one of its best games - but I remember how frustrating that opening maze is haha. I’ve also never seen Line of Fire before, but it looks great. It’s supposed to have a mode for the Sega 3D glasses too. Imagine driving over that sick ramp in 3D! Mind blowing in the late 80s. Great stuff Jesse!
@Kevin_402 ай бұрын
nes was king of the 80s master system and atari literally nobody wanted or cared about. i have the memory in 1989 before christmas specifically telling my parents "do NOT get me atari or sega" NINTENDO OR NOTHING
@ZorakTheGreat2 ай бұрын
Dragons Trap is awesome man. Give it another shot, but on the Turbo. Dragons Curse is a much better version. Dynastic Hero, AKA Wonder Boy in Monster World is one of the best games on the TGCD.
@livefreeprintguns2 ай бұрын
This is exactly what I needed after the sh-t show today at the post office... the flats machine kept breaking down to the point they just moved me over to the sorting machines. Shoes are off and I'm about to comfymaxx tf outta this right now.
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
Pour a tall one!
@letsgettaco2 ай бұрын
There's nothing going on, yet we still get a one hour show! Praise be to Jeebus.
@illygotbeats2 ай бұрын
Lets be clear about one thing......NINTENDO HAS NEVER HELD AN L EVER 💯💯💯💯
@Darkbeatdk2 ай бұрын
I knew an African girl once who walked with a limp because she had polio as a kid, but the witch doctor in her hometown thought it was “evil spirits” and tried to burn them out of the top of her head, so she now has permanent burn scars under her hair. I’ll take the microplastics, thank you.
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
That guy didn’t know what he was doing. You’re supposed to apply the fire to the genitals.
@Chris_Lastname2 ай бұрын
The 20th guy, to challenge the Croc infested river, casual back stroke, no sweat, haha. You joker
@Thrashsquatch2 ай бұрын
BTHD1K, there is no substitute! Can I get some cawfee ovuh heeuh?!?
@iwanttocomplain2 ай бұрын
I could wear glasses. But I found it messed with my field of view for the bonus of seeing ultra finite detail on all things from any distance like a hawk. But I don't want or need to zee like a hawk with increased viewing angles. You can see every little defect on peoples faces and it's not useful.
@djklink200092 ай бұрын
Apparently Clint Eastwood didn't return his oscars and that was a fake news article, but I was curious to Google it anyway 😏ignore me I'm gonna go eat another nut bar 😅 🍫great video as always 👾
@jakdex22102 ай бұрын
BitHead someday you need to play the Genesis version of Paperboy 1 and 2, believe me they are the best by far.
@RemoWilliams12272 ай бұрын
Good call
@zachary_attackery2 ай бұрын
dude the Genesis version of Paperboy 2 is hilarious with that overtly gay voice he has. "One less customer!"
@KunaX32 ай бұрын
Line of Fire needs a remake 🔥😎
@ulysses21622 ай бұрын
It has an arcade version as well, which is more in the Operation Wolf/Thunderbolt vain.
@KunaX32 ай бұрын
@@ulysses2162 I have to check that out
@krono5el2 ай бұрын
nothing was more glorious than some Checkers fries from back in the day. would dream of jumping in a pool full of them.
@VenjerSixx.2 ай бұрын
It looks like wizards and warriors but that game has good.play control.
@MaestroDrake2 ай бұрын
If you can, try a round of StarFox 2.
@racc22 ай бұрын
Do you like Ford Maverick sedan?
@donl26182 ай бұрын
This guy lives in Bill Burr's attic
@mattbtv2 ай бұрын
An oasis in a desert of mind-numbing garbage content. I maintain you could pull off a set on stage at the Comedy Mothership no sweat. Authentic stories bringing authentic belly laughs. Crossing a river full of gators is not far off from my commute. I'm chumming the waters over here.
@MadflowsA2 ай бұрын
Sippa warm water bottle for Chris hansen, Paul Stanley, and John Oates!
@RemoWilliams12272 ай бұрын
I'll drink to that 🥂
@NitroVipers32 ай бұрын
Id rather see the gameplay on the projector screen instead of removing us from your world :(
@caseyhayes45902 ай бұрын
sucks he didn't quite get the maze in Monster World III because it really gets going and you end up getting sucked into the whole game.
@racc22 ай бұрын
cannibal corpse is cool
@TuscaniGT2 ай бұрын
Super funny show, love it! Give Wonder Boy 3 another shot sometime as it's considered one of the best games on the system. The castle maze at the start doesn't take long to get through.
@OPTIMUZOFFIZIELL2 ай бұрын
For heavens sake. Get a glass bottle man. Who the fuck would want to use plastic?!
@rachaelrose30792 ай бұрын
Bithead....It's time for an intro. You need an intro...Your fans need an intro!!!!!!
@Lightblue22222 ай бұрын
Wow that paperboy looks nearly 16bit
@oejam2 ай бұрын
So , you are now realising what i realised in 1988 that games on the sega sms killed the nes versions ? wtf
@TheRestartPoint2 ай бұрын
Wonderboy 3 is top quality, one of MS flagships Game gets going properly after the intro stage, long game too, kinda Metroidvania
@randysmith70942 ай бұрын
SMS music is so shrill. Like needles in my ears. Like screeching Japanese school girls. Needs a 3Khz bandpass filter or something.
@bobtheman45002 ай бұрын
Ishka Mada ming Mada moo..
@DDRHeretiC2 ай бұрын
I def was putting down 2 to 4 hot pockets daily after school. Hot pockets and Darkwing duck.
@megajackwackstyles69532 ай бұрын
Paperboy was mind blowing back in the day looked just like the arcade
@Alexinytown2 ай бұрын
A few weeks ago I watched all of the Dirty Harry movies over a weekend. Was worth it.
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
That’s a great thing to do
@mumfnah2 ай бұрын
Watching you play Strider 2, and noticing the slide moves, makes me wonder if youve ever played Strider on arcade/MAME or the Megadrive? It's easily in my top few games. If you haven't please play it, i think you'll enjoy ot a lot 👌
@PabstOban2 ай бұрын
Line of Fire was not a game in was familiar with. It’s cool to find obscure “on-rail shooters”. The games that come to mind where the SMS really shows it had better hardware are: Paperboy Double Dragon Shinobi California Games Ghostbusters Rampage You won’t find a better shooter on the NES than the SMS port of R-Type. Also… both Power Strike games are phenomenal. Overall I have more nostalgia for the NES and its library panned out better because Nintendo monopolized all the best developers. I would have loved to see what the SMS could have done if all the developers spent their resources on SMS instead of NES. The SMS I feel has way better hardware. Similar style games on both consoles hands down looked better on the SMS but didn’t always play or sound as good. Phantasy Stars graphics just run circles around 99% of the NES library. Outside of its lackluster overworld graphics… everything else is stunning and almost looks like a Genesis game. I think the only NES games that come even close is Mr Gimmick and that very late release Kirby game which were really the NES’s swan song.
@bloodeagle64582 ай бұрын
Remember when Gatorade came in a glass bottles, well almost all drinks came in glass bottles
@lestat23l2 ай бұрын
Double dragon is better on the master system
@RubyJones-zj4fu2 ай бұрын
Are you from Boston? Or NY?
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
Long Island
@midwestfireplace91982 ай бұрын
You're like Jenny Sack from The Sopranos in the basement with the secret box of candy bars.
@davegarside76212 ай бұрын
Love the video but please make Tom o Connor more prominent for crying out crim! We can’t see his face! 😂😂😂
@Voultar2 ай бұрын
Can we just hang out together, sometime?
@jrockudont2 ай бұрын
3 Hot Pockets is diabolical work
@Divesufferhead2 ай бұрын
Orbs in the last video, disembodied voices this time... the shack is haunted !
@motothumper55982 ай бұрын
Haha the orbs!
@zachary_attackery2 ай бұрын
John Oates' personal life is at a NOINE
@Lightblue22222 ай бұрын
😂
@tootyuk2 ай бұрын
Yeah we didnt go to the moon 100% slowly getting red pilled nice to see
@Kevin_402 ай бұрын
sega was only better than nintendo in 1991 when sonic came out. once sonic novelty wore off nintendo snes was as good orbetter than sega 1992 1993 and forever after that. 1991 i give the win to sega genesis and sonic. mario 3 is better than mario world. i guess there was one more year sega beat nintendo thats like 1999 the dreamcast was quite dope for a few months until nobody cared about anything except ps2 months after dc came out. ps2 destroyed gamecube and xbox
@Lightblue2222Ай бұрын
Heck nah.. Sonic 3 & Knuckles locked on was concidered the best. That, Gunstar Heros, and Thunder Force 4 are games that can't run on snes. The 3rd Thunderforce is on Snes called Thunder Spirits and autofire is in a hidden options because when turned on the game slows to half speed. As where Sega it defaults on with no slowdown. Sega's faster processor makes a difference for many games. Snes has mode 7, more color, and great Nintendo exclusives. But Sega easily holds its own. I prefer prefer Virtua Racing over Stunt FX. Virtua Racing is the only Sega game with a special chip added, as where Snes has over a hundred games with added chips, Snes was designed for it because of its lack of power. Most third party companies didn't want to pay for additional chips, and suffered for it. If a game is on both snes and Genesis, it almost always plays better on Genesis. People point out Top Gear 2 as the 1 game thats better on Snes, but actually it's faster on Genesis. Slightly better graphics and sound on Snes doesn't make games funner. Speed and responsiveness does.
@Kevin_40Ай бұрын
@@Lightblue2222 sonic 3 knuckles vs yoshis island and donkey kong country games. nintendo wins
@QCJSiteB2 ай бұрын
"go do something else" HA... you assume I have something better to do.
@diehlr2 ай бұрын
Paperboy straight up ripped off the Moon Patrol music!
@fullnelsontecmo2 ай бұрын
"My colon pops out"
@MarkCurtis-u6o2 ай бұрын
I always liked Sega, but just a handful of games really jump out to me. They didnt have that Nintendo polish in my opinion.
@Mykaizer2 ай бұрын
yeah but what they lack in polish is made up in robust, hard and abrasive quality stuff.
@MarkCurtis-u6o2 ай бұрын
@@Mykaizer with so many games on genesis sounding like farts being ran over by a lawnmower.
@HiNRGboy2 ай бұрын
well the greatest Sega games are from the Arcades, that's where they really shined. Nintendo was better at consoles but in the arcade Sega was king
@dougsweeney53282 ай бұрын
You survive the river and then you take a wife. The croc bait fellas got off easy.
@ronnienoneyabusiness28442 ай бұрын
i been thown out of all these injun casinos ....not because i won though.....
@nixpix442 ай бұрын
The nes brake dancer in paperboy looks like he's hoping up and down on his back, with scissor legs
@Blaine-O2 ай бұрын
Need more cowbell
@randybradley41512 ай бұрын
Mortal Kombat didn't have blood on the SNES. Also Clint never gave back his Oscars.
@unvaxxeddoomerlife67882 ай бұрын
🤓
@gamedad73362 ай бұрын
Those glasses you need are commonly called "cheaters" At 42 i found i could barely read my phone screen without closing one eye so i could focus. Then i tried on my sisters "cheaters" wnd it was a whole new world!! I had been losing out on so much! Lol. Really though, it makes you feel really old.
@BURRITO442 ай бұрын
Just talk about the games !!! Why are you wasting time telling stories ???
@bradleej52222 ай бұрын
Get off my show!
@Lightblue2222Ай бұрын
This is the greatest video game show of mankind. So much so it doesn't even need to mention video games. That's how good it is!
@stepsgaming2 ай бұрын
Aren’t you too old for TikTok?😂
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
Here we go. The chief of police is here.
@Lightblue2222Ай бұрын
🚔 🚓 👮♂️ 🚨 I don't use Tiktok... because I'm too young. Saving it for when I get older.
@SnapCraft3162 ай бұрын
80s West Coast? Better have your Vans.
@jeffreyhammer21132 ай бұрын
Hilarious and paperboy looks great.
@notwithouthumour12852 ай бұрын
I Beamed I Self In The Tooth Chipping It With A Rock While Trimming A 90 Along A Side Walk …. kzbin.info/www/bejne/f3-unqCqbKhgnrMsi=hW8aGfhY0cOzFrta … ✌🏼👽🤚🏼