Sega Master System takes Nintendo to School!!!

[@PabstOban]

I hope you don’t mind… but I made a Bithead1000 shirt for myself while down the shore. Gotta represent.

[@BitHead1000]

Your cease and desist letter is in the mail.😂😂😂

[@PabstOban]

@@BitHead1000 come at me bro. I might have to buy you a beer.

[@b.o.4492]

@@BitHead1000 you need merch. Better I spend it on you than the wife…

[@JinzoCrash]

@@b.o.4492 Agreed. Maybe a tiny, 1/12 arcade cabinet for 6" action figures to play? That's like what, 7 or 8 pieces of styrene and something crafty as buttons and a joystick?

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

I have an official BitHead1000 T-shirt from Jessie himself. One of my few prized possessions 😅

[@benjaminbutler7737]

Bithead is back to ultimate form ( customer service) love ya mate

[@Scrillazay]

I salute you bithead!! I work at Home Depot in the lumber department and the worst thing is when customers leave 2x4s, 4x6s and plywood stacked all over the ground and I have to go by and put it back in the home. Hearing you say that you don’t leave carts for other people to re-stack makes my balls tingle. You are the man bithead and I respect the hell out of you 🫡🫡🫡

[@b.o.4492]

I needed this today. Yessie, you just know when I need a Vidya and drop it on us.

[@GASHPAN]

Wow, yet another Sega Master System show from the Bithead! I must be dreaming. Thank you again for taking the time to explore this great console - there’s some great games on there. And sorry to hear your wife is STILL finding these home DIY projects. We thought she would run out at some point. But they don’t. They keep on going cos that’s all they have left.

[@RandyHanley]

18:00 - Love the "Reverse UPS Guy" title hahah. So true, and I can relate.

[@billschlafly4107]

This show makes my day!

[@javimercado-pf5tz]

I loved your castlevania Dracula x review. I can tell it holds a special place in your heart. I’d love to see more videos like that.

[@randysmith7094]

Morning coffee and a BitHead video... Keep SLURPING!!! Damn it.

[@frankszulakiewicz5826]

Hello Jesse 👋 I've been waiting patiently for a video from you. I got my wish! Thank you 😊

[@kidgruesome407]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@TheGamerNerd025]

YES!!! LOVE ME SOME NEW BITHEAD1000 CONTENT! I've been watching all of your older episodes and even the Christmas episodes! I LOVE IT! Great stuff! 😎

[@mtshark7]

Awesome episode Jessie!😊 SMS has some gems that's for sure.

[@andrewbutler9533]

Jesse for President! Fuck em all big n small! 👍 Greatest goddam show on the Internet.

[@MasterRoshi8974]

We all know life is a pain in the keister but The Bithead1000 Show is a mental medicine

[@MadStalker80]

Operation Wolf did not work because its a Light Phaser game on the Master System ;) Great video as always - all hail to BitHead1000

[@KunaX3]

Bithead creeping on Natasha is a 2024 highlight

[@SaberToothGary]

Hahaha, your wife impersonations are fuggin killin me, bro!! Tonight's were best yet... hahaha, jeezis... cheers!!

[@MasterSystemMarceau]

Best video ever posted on this channel! 🤘

[@r.a.w.talentart]

Was about to sleep but I'll leave it a bit....

[@QCJSiteB]

The only 4K face worth watching.

[@Lightblue2222]

I get pissed at people with NASA shirts too. NASA is not cool.

[@Chris_Lastname]

After making you load a 1000 pounds of stone onto the cart, and then changing her mind, i would have just walked off, got in the car, and driven away. Sending prayers Jess.

[@BigSmella]

Fantastic episode Mr. Head. Believe it, you're at the top of your game here. Thanks for laughs, saved my day

[@davidmcfadden1763]

That was a fun one! NASA (Never A Straight Answer) LOL

[@TProJX]

If you didn't have your 6th talking sense we wouldn't have the greatest program in the history of television.

[@zachary_attackery]

a lot of the Master System games are just straight ports of the Game Gear version. There's actually an adapter you can plug in your Game Gear and play Master System carts on it. Even as a kid I never understood why anyone would choose the NES or Game Boy over the Master System and Game Gear

[@RebeleneM]

I need a Bithead 1,000 made me less of a c*nt t-shirt! Where can I buy one? Great show, as always! Cheers from Boston 🥃

[@daysaverproductions]

The master system sold so well in the UK compared to NES there’s a reason for that you know 😃 never understood why it did so badly in America!?!

[@BitHead1000]

Nobody had it.

[@korbandallas8931]

I love the irony of him "enjoying" a coffee yet it still pains him lol

[@thagerdorn2009]

BitHead the man myth and legend! I've got some stuff to send you brother, got lost in the move but i found it. I don't have your address anymore from when you sent me the shirt, but i have that note framed and in my game room. Can't listen to Fair Warning, Never Say Die or Presence without thinking of you man.

[@BitHead1000]

Email me brother! Awesome

[@thagerdorn2009]

@@BitHead1000 you got it!

[@OMGpandemic]

HAPPY LABOR DAY...YA FUCKS.

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

I'm like 34:30 in, damn is this entertaining and intriguing. 🤔

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

I also ate maybe 275 mg of edibles 👍

[@jamisonusmc88]

It's not just New York Jessie. I'm here in Florida, and my rage for other people is starting to reach an unprecedented level.

[@nerdnerdic1085]

Jesse, Texas Chainsaw Massacres inspirator is Eduard Gain, a calm, cool real white & beautiful American man.

[@mattbtv]

I see it every episode, but this time "The Wife" empty paper towel holder really got me. It's like a conceptual art piece. I feel your pain man. Steels on the Maverick was the right move. Cannot stand these all-show-no-go large rims. Tires need to be meaty. None of this rubber band garbage. Every year it's another inch added on wheels for new cars...we'll be back to stagecoaches soon. Disgraziato!

[@animalmother8037]

Road Rash was awesome! I only recently discovered it a few years ago on the sega genesis mini.

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

I enjoy Sonic Spinball on the Sega Genesis, as well, Jesse.

[@bobtheman4500]

Smart move at Home Depot with the rocks... were all hurting on the prices of food out here.. never knew Bart VS The World came out on master system.. had it on the NES when I was a kid😂

[@chriswilson9331]

Wow man, been a Road Rasher for 35 years, never knew there was a 8bit version! Looks fun, will have to try it. 👍

[@coopertrooper87]

Prince’s name was actually Prince! 😂 I mean i don’t know whats worse…. Picking it or being landed with it!

[@jeffsurprenant4882]

lol I love Bithead but dudes right the slurping is out of control!!!!

[@chadzulu4328]

Long Island, I've heard of this place. Good iced tea!

[@wilsvgaddiction4456]

I don't know why, but every time you throw that picture up of Lady Elaine from Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood while talking about something your wife said just cracks me up. The puppet didn't talk like that on the show but it looks like it should have.

[@LordAntisonic]

They suck the water in, those whales, and then they spit it out through the baleen bristles. The food gets trapped inside. Question is, if they can get it all in in, water and food, in like 5 secs; but, how long does it take to filter the shit as it spits it back out again?

[@BitHead1000]

I’ll ask my wife

[@benjaminbutler7737]

BroadeBand ….it’s another level of thinking 🤔

[@xzavierFlock]

best content

[@Jliving8008]

What happened to Calihan and scanning for crimes in the videos. Always made me laugh.

[@BitHead1000]

Everything broke. Gun, scanner….. my spirit

[@Jliving8008]

@@BitHead1000 time to ship you a new scanner and Calihan.

[@peashooterdeluxe4766]

I’m in

[@RCA_Dome]

I would like to see Bithead1000 vs. KMFDM split album

[@tonejunkeee]

Service Merchandise catalog was the Tik Tok of old. Flipping through the glossy pages, dog-earing the best items before finally going to the bra section

[@BitHead1000]

Hahahahahaha!!!!

[@NitroVipers3]

You never told us you were in The last of Us episode 8 lol.

[@paulfaloon3113]

Used put Megadeths "so far , so good, so what "on repeat and play road rash on the Genesis for hours. PULL OVER SH!THEAD, IT'S THE COPS.....

[@NitroVipers3]

I miss the old videos with the TV that came down. It felt more personall like we were in the room with you. Now this just completely takes you out of the immersion.

[@d.g.8790]

Agree completely. Technically this looks better but it does exactly what you specified.

[@TheGamerNerd025]

Maybe he will bring it back! You never know!

[@randybradley4151]

The Ultimate Warrior was likely not in the game because he was leaving the company in 1992.

[@CarlosPerez-wt8ff]

Hybrid is cute 😅

[@Libraryking90]

It’s a Labor Day miracle

[@eonhet7826]

I never thought about the whale thing until you just mentioned it. Having looked it up, it seems like the whale DOES in fact, spit the water back out. It does so with its mouth closed so the water filters through the baileen combs, leaving the fish in its mouth.

[@OG_RAINING]

ayeeeeeeeee🎉

[@gc4408]

Where is the faXanadu video …… .It only takes 45 minutes to beat the game and you can still do your normal commentary and most of us are your age and beat that game

[@georged7627]

I think Prince sounds better then Roger Nelson 😂i had a School Principal that was named Roger Nelson…We called him Mr Nelso

[@OG_RAINING]

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

[@mikedradio]

Plot twist: your partner at work has a KZbin channel in Spanish where he complains about his coworker with the 🐈 truck

[@benjaminbutler7737]

Please relive the grandma face planting into the skate bowl ..when you and Tonni went to the park … still my fav ep of all time …

[@BitHead1000]

HahahahahahahHa!!!! I forgot about that.

[@soundandvision77]

Wow that version of Road Rash is practically identical to the Genesis version. Amazing stuff!!

[@BitHead1000]

It’s really pretty amazing.

[@cylotron]

The Master System and the NES were both released around the same time nationwide. I remember getting the NES for my birthday in 1986 while a close friend of mine got the Master System that same year for Christmas. All the neighborhood kids wanted to come over regularly to play on my NES. My friend who got the Master System was hoping he'd get that to change with that system. Unfortunately for him, that wasn't the case. While games usually looked a bit better on the Master System, there were more games available for the NES and very fun to play. My friend was also the only one who bothered with a Master System. Every other kid just went NES to Genesis, or Atari 7800 to Turbo Grafx (everyone seemed to just skip the Master System). I even recall at Toys R Us... they just had this tiny section for Master System games whereas the NES section was 10 x's bigger.

[@JinzoCrash]

"I must protect you from yourself." X D

[@ViegasSilva]

Man, you murdered the Hulkster! 🤣

[@Ronsilk-pu5hr]

My face when I play the base you can never identify what the face is. Hahahahahaha

[@joshuawayneyork]

You're wife was right! Sorry dude😂

[@BitHead1000]

Get off my show!!!

[@Lightblue2222]

Master System 🏍 ROAD RASH Good choice 👍

[@nixpix44]

I drive a toyota "mario kart edition", its paid off with liability insurance. and i spend $10 a week on gas

[@kidgruesome407]

You wish $hitheat1000! SNES IS what Genesisisnt! NINTNEDO RULZ!!!!1!

[@upclosepersonal]

Lolol genisisnt does what Nintendont

[@BitHead1000]

It’s gonna get rough over here

[@chriswilson9331]

Genesis does what Nintendont!

[@Lightblue2222]

Genesis does. Nintendcan'tdoshitaboutit.

[@MrTurbografx16]

Brother anyone told you resemble Tom Hiddleston from the night manager

[@BitHead1000]

He’s that handsome?

[@MrTurbografx16]

@@BitHead1000 😂, I'm not gay but he his a good looking SOB

[@negative5802]

FYI: 'Cooking' is the new, 'Leeeetssss Gooooooo'. Reshpektah.

[@brianeych]

That first picture of the spider veins looks like my feet, it looks almost necrotic. It's usually inherited or standing too long for too many years. I worked with a guy who was around 400 lbs, he always wore shorts and smelled like shit was dried to his big fat ass. He had a huge varicose vein that looked like a blue earthworm that was too fat to get back in its hole, it looked ready to burst at any moment. One day he went out to his car to leave and it happened, he left a big pool of blood in the parking lot and it just kept gushing blood. I grabbed some duct tape so he would bleed out before the ambulance showed up. I thought for sure he'd be out of work the next day but as soon as I stepped in the shop and smelled the dried up shit with a hint of blood, he's a trooper.

[@Lightblue2222]

Hits the feet.. total Misery move.

[@kentendo44]

Bithead I am a diesel mechanic. Can I buy or can you send me a Bithead1000 shirt. Where is Tommy the tire kicker?

[@cbluebeard]

dude! i took out my collection of '85 Garbage Pail Kids randomly, and found out i'm sitting on 3k of ungraded cards. Multiples of the most expensive cards! They've been in a 3 ring binder for 40 years

[@BitHead1000]

Awesome!!!!

[@pinebarrenpatriot8289]

Im a big fan of both the SMS and original NES but my advice as a collecter is to stick with the orignal Master System library. The Wonderboy series, Phantasy Star, Golden Axe Warrior, Zillion, Alien Syndrome, Shinobi, Enduro Racer. The SMS doesnt handle Sega Genesis ported games too well. The 16-bit games are meant for 16-bit consoles. Just my 2 cents as a big SMS fan

[@aaronhenschel1885]

have a good Labor Day

[@BitHead1000]

You too!!

[@MaestroDrake]

What happened to the main Simpsons theme? Sega couldn't get the rights to it, I guess?

[@asrarfazli7768]

Anyone need a dewalt dc910 hammer drill without battery as is where lol dm me better yet dont I ain’t gonna ship it ps. everyone loves bithead

[@AlfCap90]

marine biologist over here

[@ronnienoneyabusiness2844]

nothing funner than making fun of clock app who-ahhhs!

[@frankszulakiewicz5826]

Don't hybrid vehicles have super expensive batteries? Like 1000's of dollars?

[@badban85]

Sega always sucked! Nintendo had the rumble pack, and playstation had the memory card.

[@chriswilson9331]

Sega had the Internet!

[@Lightblue2222]

Saturn has built in memory, no card needed... as well as memory cartridge if one desires. "Equivalent to memory card"

[@diehlr]

Prince’s real name is Prince. That makes it even more fucked up!

[@BugbearMadness]

Sorry, even though the SMS was more powerful than the NES, the NES had better playing and looking games hands down. The NES did more with less.

[@TJP1983]

No sound

[@VoidManufacturing]

sound for me

[@TJP1983]

Must have been the KZbin app. I have sound now. After closing it and reopening it. But had to do it 3 times

[@selfactualizer2099]

Wet socks from morning dew for the first 60 seconds. Not funny. Complaints don't make any sense. Your room is a stereotype of adhd esque put away hobbies Let's see where this nostalgia storm goes Edit: 2 minutes of child-level complaints Edit2: 8 minutes of rant Edit3: 34 minutes in, I begin to wonder if this man even has a life outside this shed The rant continues, but there is no Nintendo nostalgia rant yet Final edit: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not sold. This old thing sucks. The games are very basic no matter the arguments no matter the fact that I grew up with similar Era of games. I don't hold onto the past. Neither should you. I used to be mad at the world too. All of the problems you listed in the video are just things you notice you aren't interested in. You're bored. Start a sport, joining local meet ups. Any other serious passion that involves working with people in your community. Spend your time learning new skills. Game movie critics are the worst laughing stock of the world because, The opinions no matter where you stand are child like. If you have real respect for gaming, or for film, You'd spend your own time on your own work to show people what "real quality looks like" Make your own game. Get off Nintendos lap you're a big boy now. Get the idea? A big giant sack of "bros yapping who cares"

[@vidsofyermom]

[@BitHead1000]

Thanks Dr. Phil

[@Piss_Pistofferson]

Many BitHead fans tune in to hear him rant. It's funny when he's angry. He knows it. We know it. The only one who can't figure out that he's doing a bit is YOU. You aren't even mature enough to spot comedy, and you think everything is to be taken literally. Talk about being a child!

[@BigSmella]

Wow did you come to wrong place

[@asrarfazli7768]

Over a billion whale sperm is in the ocean 15% of whale sperm reaches all Tap water which we make coffee and tea from. 🫡

[@BitHead1000]

I have a whale sperm water filter

[@upclosepersonal]

​@BitHead1000 but do you have the whale sperm reverse osmosis attached to it? You can never be too safe.

[@PabstOban]

@@BitHead1000 Quaker

[@Lightblue2222]

I don't drink tap water. Tap water drinks me!!