Seinfeld - Cleavage Etiquette (with Denise Richards)

[@pumpupthevolume4775]

Best line: "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. Too risky. You get a sense of it and look away"

[@TraumaER]

😂

[@9709923699]

😂😂😂

[@northwestadvrider5638]

Totally agree. The “it’s too risky” kills me! Lol

[@mandosm8645]

Yes these days "it's too risky"

[@Vintagefuture]

jimmy........kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4qslIiGoM96j5I

[@ikkenhisatsu7170]

The cast were always so in sync with each other. That's what made it all so good.

[@ikkenhisatsu7170]

@@miata350 Are you always a troll? Do you feel the need to prove your point to everyone you come in contact with? What the fuck do you know about comedy? Can you even tell a joke?

[@marisarhodes2446]

Jews be like that.

[@shiftenter10]

​@@marisarhodes2446And muslims hate it because they can't convert them

[@mattguercia4364]

I use the “I’m the result of my parents staying together so you never know” line all the time. Absolute classic

[@pdrey100]

I can relate. People that say "you should stay together for the kids" have no clue.

[@dakkuri1]

😂

[@urbangorilla33]

@@dakkuri1 It's a crapshoot.

[@volourn9764]

@@pdrey100 Actually, they do. And, the facts back it up. You have a better chance at a better life with two parents - espicially if they are together. Your boo hoo stories don't change these facts.

[@pdrey100]

@@volourn9764 If your spouse cheats on you, I'm bringing the popcorn.

[@ItsOgre]

I still use the “get a good look, Costanza” whenever I catch someone leering or staring at someone or something. Great line.

[@robertzacharias6815]

Same here! It’s classic

[@AmbroseChamberpot]

I react to your use of the line with this one. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nobSqpVnl8yGd9E

[@michaelbrickley2443]

Take a picture, it lasts longer. From the 70’s

[@bjpalm1994]

Lol. Nice!😄

[@alansenzaki4148]

@@michaelbrickley2443 same line used in crossing jordan as miguel ferrer is looking at fellow federal prosecuter is sleeping on couch.

[@cellytron]

The way Jerry looks up in horror is one of the most natural bits of acting I ever saw out of Jerry, it’s just perfect

[@kashifhussain6496]

And that George nodding in response to "get a good look, Costanza" Thinking it was Jerry, but the look of horror surprise upon realising it's the father 🤣🤣

[@matthewgleasman2130]

That's what makes it so good every season subtle cues big laughs

[@SicketMog]

Didn't even notice but yeah. Normally I just noticed how terrible his acting was. Not noticing = great acting for him.

[@im_munted]

ikrrrrrr

[@julianj9830]

Probably because it's happened to him before lmao

[@takewithfood]

Ask her out, she's not YOUR cousin!

[@ElectrikkPaperClipxx]

takewithfood How you doin?

[@TheDemigod007]

Shut up, Phoebe!

[@qamarpasha2818]

you should have Regina felangé

[@NotMeNaNaNa]

And the dad who caught George is the same actor who played Phoebe’s dad 😉

[@alex_n215]

Say something, say anything!

[@osamabad3597]

I like how Denise Richards is always playing the hot girl in sitcoms that people love to stare at

[@Zimisce85]

I guess she used to play the same part in real life.

[@stevenmorrison4692]

She played all the erotic scenes in Wild things. She was 18 I believe. Didn't use a double.

[@andrewcasesjr]

@@stevenmorrison4692, she was 26 when she filmed Wild Things in 1997. Just IMDb'd it and she was born in 1971.

[@timothyneighbors8600]

She is beautiful

[@KH4444444444N]

I love the Charlie Sheen roast. "Most of Charlie's Girlfriends aren't too bright, unless he's throwing a lamp at her."

[@bjpalm1994]

One of my favorite shows! Love Jerrys description of how to look at cleavage "You get a sense of it then you look away"! Lol

[@geraldfrost4710]

My father taught me, "a gentleman looks and enjoys; he does not make noise." Unsaid was the forbidden fruit game that both sides are playing.

[@legalmexican]

Looking at Denise Richards is one of my favorite pastimes.

[@coolrank12]

Likewise! 😉

[@victorpradha9946]

WAS!

[@kevinpatrickcarey3741]

this didnt age well.....

[@entertainmentsaga3749]

Good for you

[@DrRiddlez2015]

@@kevinpatrickcarey3741 Society hasn't aged well

[@miggidymark]

when dad caught george, seinfeld looked up like "he cant POSSIBLY still be looking" 😁😁😁

[@jordanturner7917]

It also helped him look totally shocked and uninvolved lmao

[@hello-cn5nh]

What a couple of total losers. This was the most overrated show of the 90a

[@craigroaring]

@@hello-cn5nh Oh, we got ourselves a Friends fan.

[@rustincohle2135]

@@craigroaring So, in other words, he's an arr-tahhhhrd?

[@RLIVNEH3]

@@rustincohle2135 It sure seems that way, which means it will take forever to explain it to him.

[@hansolo7824]

You're supposed to take just take a peek after a poke....I love it.

[@michatablet9242]

Just one "take" in this Line!

[@rogertycholiz2218]

han solo - I have a habit of peeking far too long, don't even need a poke.

[@hungusthefungus3461]

@@rogertycholiz2218 Me too. Usually I get a Slap! never mind a Poke.

[@largecoke4087]

"this is all I have in my life" brilliant

[@steez5769]

“Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kid… of course I’m the result of my parents staying together so you never know.” Lmao

[@tyrozinehappykitchen]

I am also the result of my parents staying together. Wish they fucking didn't

[@rand49er]

One of the best scenes of all. The other one that ranks way up there is the marine biologist one with Kramer hitting golf balls. Such a great sitcom.

[@johnphelan4215]

Is that a Titleist?

[@tombrunila2695]

Denise Richards was 22 in that scene, and it shows! In most movies "teenagers" are usually played by actors/actresses that are about ten years older than the person they play!

[@SXI96]

They're real and they're spectacular..

[@77boondocksaint]

wish they were real would make her hotter but nope just like the rest of fake Hollywood

[@zindi1138]

wasnt that lois lane .lol

[@otaviofrnazario]

That line belongs to Teri Hatcher

[@terrellp22]

wrong episode

[@jonlee2186]

Another "classic Seinfeld line".

[@onionrovirosa]

I know the writing and actors are amazing. But the camerawork and editing doesn’t get enough praise.

[@sirpancherto]

The cinematography on that cleavage shot was inspired XD

[@flashmore3]

One of, if not, the best sitcom ever!

[@BlueJay88]

"We're just discussing our script with your father" "He just read it" BLAAAARRRHHH!!!!

[@sergiogalindo3024]

I wouldn't say ever! There was Sanford & Son! Gilligan's Island! The Munsters Ect! No doubt Seinfeld is a great show!

[@PrincessEevee99]

It had its moments yet everything this show had, Fraiser hit better.

[@larrym7442]

Married with children is my number one this is 2

[@thedon8223]

Can anyone paypal me 80 dollars ?

[@juliocorrea2552]

Great episode, it’s funny how time changes culture, they would be canceled for this in todays climate

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

I'd seen this episode years ago on TV. But, I never knew until now that the actress was Denise Richards.

[@its_me_dave]

What a beautifully written scene.

[@alexthompson9516]

I like how George nods distractedly before realizing who's talking to him.

[@Skeletorr24]

3 of my Favourite shows Two and 1/2 men,FRIENDS,SEINFELD & all 3 of them blessed by this beauty 😍

[@sarcasticmind1765]

She's so beautiful in Friends 🤩😍

[@HenrysHowTos]

What makes this scene even funnier is the fact that it’s 100% a situation that Larry David would get stuck in

[@urdnal]

And of course Seinfeld would point out a 15 year old's cleavage. The dirty dog.

[@backwoodscharlie8483]

This and The Soup Nazi are some of my favorite episodes of Seinfeld

[@mikeizme20021]

And "Delores"

[@michaele1100]

Don’t forget the car with the B O

[@glennpacker1769]

Just the bit titles make me laugh: soup nazi, high talker, pirate shirt...classic!

[@gopherb3985]

And when Puddy became a Christian

[@flashkraft]

I remember this scene. I didn't realize it was Denise Richards. She looks soo young. It was just before she became a big 1990's movie star.

[@JW...-oj5iw]

flashkraft ... You were?

[@carltonreese4854]

She was actually in her early 20s when this was shot.

[@lucmoore6176]

@@carltonreese4854 it would certainly raise some severe ethical issues if they brought in an actual fifteen-year old just for one scene to have their cleavage stared at

[@gamewiz720]

@@carltonreese4854 She was 22 at the time.

[@danlightened]

Sarah Silverman was Kramer's date/gf. And there were so many others that went on to become huge stars. Although I find it weird that I didn't get to see much of Jerry, George or Kramer. Or I probably missed the shows starring them.

[@andrewg3768]

She has played this part in many shows just in slightly different formats, clevage here, Friends hair tossing as two examples.

[@fuzzfacelogic789]

I love the way Jerry and George are sitting together on the couch like two kids...Oh!😂

[@bws1971]

"Staring at cleavage is like staring at the sun. It's too risky! You get a sense of it, and then you look away!"

[@PJJ196]

Show happened 20 years ago and this still makes me cry

[@Ruktiet]

try 30

[@shibrandom]

So fucken creepy

[@IceKube9]

yeah - the writers were sky high talented then!

[@9PlatinumGamer9]

33 years ago

[@KOSMICKEN09]

Uh Denise is actually like 20 here anyway 😂

[@rendal9851]

Jerry is indeed a great friend🤣

[@exmcgee1647]

WHY did that 90's Hairstyle EVER go away? It's Not fair.

[@fighterforever7724]

Denise Richards was the hottest of them all, those days.. Sweet memories.

[@arvindhmani06]

The Shoes, season 4 - One of my favorite Seinfeld episodes!

[@JohnCunningham-sy5ug]

Denise Richards A gifted physique God bless it was saved on video. Bodies don't age like fine wine unfortunately

[@getplaning]

Spanish proverb: "The eyes may be the windows to the soul, but the neckline (cleavage) makes the world go 'round."

[@mickfalvey6045]

“…ya get a sense of it then ya look away”. Gold!😂

[@TheTruthKiwi]

To be fair I couldn't look away either

[@danmyers9372]

Guess like George my eyes never made it up to the face. I never realized this was Denise Richards. 😉🤣

[@tylermcay6676]

She was only 15 when they shot this scene... A hard reality.

[@kennedyhair8434]

She was 21. Character is 15.

[@maynotbeme-v7q]

So much to learn from this show🤣🤣

[@funonthebun888]

God Denise Richard’s was a vision

[@harryswag6007]

Golden age of comedy, nobody gets offended. Everybody just takes it on the chin....and grin.

[@UzumakiNaruto_]

I agree. The days of comedy with few restrictions or limits is long gone. I seriously think the world was a much better place when we were able to make fun of nearly anything and everything and have a good laugh.

[@devanshujoshi4372]

@@UzumakiNaruto_ agree ..

[@jje8182]

Yes I hear yah on that. Ever since 1996 when fox news started getting their grips on people everything is becoming more political and divided all the time🙄

[@randomobserver8168]

@@jje8182 lol

[@mike2462]

If i could give this comment 100 thumbs up i could. Was just what i was thinking when I stumbled upon your comment!

[@AnupamMukherjee316]

No wonder Chandler was mesmerized too !

[@billbright1755]

They just sorta presented themselves. Being front and center as they are it’s really difficult to not notice.

[@jerroldkazynski5480]

At one of my job interviews I was presented with such an ample view. Caught at it too. My smile at her just after was returned with graciousness. A true Viking Goddess. Got the job, too.

[@FureyinHD]

This show is just sitcom perfection.

[@joshuataylor3550]

Perfectly peadophilic.

[@jwh475ezc]

"Christmas comes just once a year" 🤣

[@earlnation720]

As men, we all believe that we have mastered the art of "the peek." I assure you, we have not.

[@jonathankeith524]

It's hard when I'm at the gym especially. But I haven't gotten caught peeking yet! I'm very subtle with it. lol

[@earlnation720]

@@jonathankeith524 so you think!! Hahaha

[@bjpalm1994]

😄😄

[@K3Flyguy]

I have no lofty goals of mastering the peek. I humbly accept my "catch a glimpse and move on then come back around a few minutes for another glimpse" technique as enough to keep interested and amused but not go ape shit kra-kra and wind up married a year later over breasts.

[@omarchaudhry7505]

Speak for yourself newbie

[@gavinperry8433]

The 90s in a nutshell " We need a hot chick " " Call Denise Richards "

[@crimson_rage]

I would have to say Natasha Henstridge, but Denise is definitely a close second.

[@martinkuliza]

Or.... neve Campbell

[@crimson_rage]

@@martinkuliza Yessir..she has aged quite well. I would also say Jennifer Connelly

[@martinkuliza]

@@crimson_rage indeed and oh... Who could forget Bobbie Brown

[@ibelieveicansoar]

I’d say Christina Applegate. She presumably was the inspiration for A Tribe Called Quest’s first hit “Bonita Applebum.” Then she got mentioned by name in a P.M. Dawn song (“Set Adrift On Memory’s Bliss”) which referenced the Quest song.

[@Crmpies]

soo freaking funny .. the look on Jerry's face lol

[@Friarjohn1971]

Although I’m the result of my parents having stayed together.

[@MrSplat1972]

what am i waiting to win an Oscar here ..this is all i have in my life 😂

[@CONEHEADDK]

Not looking would be like not taking your ear plugs out, while walking past Eric Clapton playing Layla..

[@Dat-yi4iz]

Am I waiting to win a oscar here it’s all I have in my life classic George love it

[@pollyaloy]

She was a good looker and the body to match . It’s a shame they all go the Botox and face filler route and start looking like a melted blow up doll.

[@moaningpheromones]

There should be some Mature Ageing Gracefully award list for those who don't have cosmetic surgery on speed dial.

[@jeronboucher]

Loved this show

[@jsldj]

"If you're showing, I'm looking!" Tom Leykis

[@The.Harsh.Truths]

Larry David is a genius. There are so many classic lines in this show!

[@PaoloBarcelli]

I knew George was going to screw it all when a girl entered the room!

[@MrPnew1]

look, am I waiting to win an Oscar here???

[@seasonsfearingthereaper5290]

definately one of the funkiest scenes. funnier after when Jerry is saying how he should have just peaked. Denise Richards in her Prime? who could resist?

[@crackthecan3970]

Its not denise richards tho its a 15 year old character, would u look down a 15 yr olds shirt?

[@TheTruthKiwi]

@@crackthecan3970 How do you know that the character was 15?

[@crackthecan3970]

@@TheTruthKiwi it’s clearly said multiple times in episode

[@ironmike5812]

@@crackthecan3970 if she looked like Denise Richards then yes

[@brianaust8897]

@@crackthecan3970 You the morality cops or something? 🥴

[@cluman1]

Omg! I didn't realize it was Denise Richard's. Nice.

[@_68niou1]

Denise Richards was 22 when this was filmed and she's supposedly playing a 15 year old.

[@hamburgermiam]

Ew

[@VILJL]

She just turned 50 on February 17, 2021

[@notoriouseagle1074]

Not uncommon.

[@chucksolutions4579]

Still hot

[@emptycarousels3950]

Damn! I was hoping she was playing a 22 year old. Still young but at least a woman. But no…they’re checking out a child. 🤮

[@Uchiha409]

the best ever comedy series on tv

[@Mr91495osh]

Best nerd comedy ever.

[@Steve-wm1ol]

Anyone who does not upvote this is not someone we would want to know. :53. Note the traditional male chin lift at :51.

[@BlackBarney]

her greatest work...

[@splender88]

Great bit I've been caught many times myself!

[@jydk37]

It is strange how closely George and Jerry are sitting together

[@lorrainekaiyas1800]

jydk37. No buffer zone 😬

[@TheBakuganmaster99]

I don't think you've ever been to a powerful person's house.

[@sirpancherto]

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

[@bradhartliep879]

That comes from film-making .. in order to get "the shot" , actors almost always have to stand or sit extremely close together .. usually touching shoulders .. if you're too far apart , it just doesn't "look right" .. on watchbacks , it makes the scene look "weird" .. out of balance .. from the actor's perspective it always feels "invasive" , or , you know , like: "back up buddy" .. but you have to do it .. the director will be shouting : "move closer together" , "get tighter" ..

[@tun-tunninc.6492]

Whoa!!! She was a banger!!! 😍😍

[@zerocool1ist]

Legend has it Charlie Sheen stared to long.

[@robertveith6383]

* too long

[@alcalu]

@@robertveith6383 HAHAHAHA! Get him, Robert.

[@jclaytoncabral5106]

I approve of this video

[@emp1836]

Cleavage is like the sun you don’t stare at it.

[@Watermelon_Man92]

Difference is one is hard to look at. The other is hard NOT to look at.

[@claiborneeastjr4129]

Too much cleavage is never enough. As someone once remarked: cleavage never fails.

[@molonlabe9602]

If someone is going to put something on display, stare...maybe they'll get the message that it's their own problem and not yours.

[@Exotic3000]

Wow! This is actually 100% real. Not that I know from experience. I mean……..I always look away! :)

[@user-jn7bq8wh1e]

Denise Richards was a total bomb back in the day! Too bad most of these actresses succumb to surgery..which more often screws up their natural beauty 🙄

[@xxthesarcasm]

Also white women age looking like yoda early. Yeah she is basically yoda with botox now.

[@julianj9830]

1:25 was the most genius metaphor for cleavage ever said

[@davem6210]

I don't think you could even make a scene like ths this on regular TV these days. Someone would be up in arms!

[@pdrey100]

That's the pits.

[@dionwatson1263]

We have fallen so far from comedy grace.

[@rhmayer1]

Hah. That was such a good show. And she was so gorgeous back then.

[@paulroberts729]

Got caught "glancing" at a woman's ass at the gym the other day. Told my friend about it. He mentioned this Seinfeld clip.

[@philipaiello3890]

I don't just glance at some chicks ass at the gym when she's wearing neon ass huggers.

[@snakeplissken3063]

The scene that launched a whole career.

[@doughesson]

Hey,she put them on display. I'll look until she straightens up.

[@MadcookieBG]

That's true. That's why you need sunglasses.

[@the.parks.of.no.return]

Why seinfeld was the best of the era, great script, developed characters - off kilter comedy.

[@bighands69]

Do that today and it would probably be gay men looking at a trans person and talking about how he/she was so brave.

[@smithsj227]

The look of pure lust on Jason Alexander's face is just so hilarious and creepy at the same time lol

[@molinodesign]

get a good look Castanza.

[@Drewkam1995]

He should of been like hell yeah 😂😂😂

[@mellowfellow6816]

"..I'm the result of my parents having stayed together so you never know." - this is why I identify so closely with George...

[@bossfan49]

One of his top 5 lines, along with the "didn't come up for coffee" rant.

[@chrisjames4297]

Bob Balaban was brilliant on Seinfeld

[@aheroictaxidriver3180]

This actor who played Dalrymple was good too.

[@dannycalley7777]

C.J. ...............he did a couple of Miami Vice episodes back in the day , worth the watch !!!!!!

[@aheroictaxidriver3180]

@@dannycalley7777 He was perfect in "Dead Bang."

[@DarthVader-1701]

He was also good as doctor Chandra from 2010.

[@StevieObieYT]

That's the perfect analogy 😂

[@dfhowes]

You're wanting to go to 0:53.

[@HealthWealthRelationships700]

truer words have never been spoken

[@YTofficialAnonymous]

Whenever your buddy take the risk poking you (even before he looked away) for the 'good scene', buy him a beer. Its not just about the sharing the peek anymore, its about knowing a good friend that will take bullet for you Yes, its unwritten bro code

[@shamanic1]

I myself was waiting for the caboose safety inspection, which was available at 0:17. Aahhh...! I hereby certify that caboose to withstand any normal thumping in the switching yard!

[@neoluddite5676]

0:49 that’s what good friends do. They motivate you to do stupid stuff and then vanish

[@admiralman1472]

What a great show.

[@snowpro5ryusmc]

The good ole days when jokes were just jokes.

[@pleroma5924]

Never gets old

[@djbeacon1942]

Hey, if she didn't want you to stare and salivate, she wouldn't dress that way!!

[@bartoszsekowski511]

Just for the record, Denise Richards was over twenty ;)

[@jameshaggerty8348]

No shit.