The ULTIMATE Clinic Duty Cases | House M.D.

[@millixs.]

There were so many instances where the clinic subplot was much more engaging than the main episode

[@TheKmanKVSC]

Clinic plots were sometimes real life stories from doctors. That's why they were absurd yet funny.

[@Arcaryon]

Because at the core, this show always had two big strengths: the main cast driven underlying story developing over time and the funny or bizarre patients and scenarios all backed by House and his eccentric charisma. There is no need for a patient having yet another seizure to prove that whatever medical procure was first deployed wasn’t what was needed while the team discusses cases when you can see House deal with a man who self circumsized his own stick or a woman having affairs while being self conscious about surgery scars. The writers even acknowledge as much and often use team discussions on the case to push the story or some funny sub plot. In a way, House ( the show ) does not need too much detail on the cases because the main cast is so strong and with creative writing you end up with a piece of media that could have potentially kept going forever.

[@yourlifeisagreatstory]

My favorite is the boyfriend who is dating a vegetarian. He tells them the boyfriend has been cheating and the girl is accepting and forgiving.. until he tells them he doesn’t know if he was cheating with another female but was cheating on his diet and eating meat, and that’s when the girlfriend started getting mad haha It’s in the compilation at 12:00

[@theparadoxzone87]

​@@yourlifeisagreatstorywhat's funny is at the end of the episode he actually meets her at the bar. 😅

[@georgegrant5693]

🎉😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂​@@TheKmanKVSC

[@uuw_]

Editor knows what hes doing with that thumbnail

[@chef___]

Felt like i was transported back in time to 2013, watching smosh

[@boahancock2385]

Clementine Ford

[@calebd512]

It sure got me to click

[@Dr_Willows_site42]

9:45 yeah you got a problem with that?

[@Herucarne]

The power of the thumbnail. No one really understands it, but sometimes it just makes all the difference

[@zedre7633]

Despite the initial snark, whenever a patient finally stops lying or admits their own stupidity House usually becomes sympathetic of their pain and tries to be helpful. It's consistent with his own morality and why he's a doctor - studying and accepting the hard truth and treating it honestly.

[@mamaloves8995]

Now That's the truth hun. If Only we had more Real Doctors Like him..

[@SETHRX7]

If patient is just stupid or plain silly, House will help with smile on his face. Others, not so sympathetic.

[@ednaatluxton4918]

Enjoy the show ,the humor,the medical instead of analyzing his fictional character. He's not real. But they let you know briefly in an episode that he has Asperger's,high functioning autism. Research it then you'll understand his social behaviours or lack of.

[@knrdvmmlbkkn]

@@ednaatluxton4918"But they let (...) high functioning autism." In which episode?

[@yourlifeisagreatstory]

⁠@@knrdvmmlbkknseason 3 “Lines of Sand” (per Wikipedia). Although I’d argue he might show traits of autism, I’d say he also shows traits of being a psychopath as he’s able to pick up on visual emotional queues and can pick up on others feelings, he just sometimes doesn’t care.

[@Aspiro619]

House with the elderly mom with syphilis when he tells here "You're brain damaged. Doomed to feeling good for the rest of your life," is so heartwarming

[@pilsplease7561]

lol

[@PatrickByrne-e5v]

Yeh that was a good line. That one actually was quite poignant. Quite bittersweet with more sweet- a pretty interesting storyline. Also seeing the guy from Waynes World is always fun

[@enlightendbel]

Best thing is, she wanted to keep having syphilis to keep feeling like that, but he explained to her the brain damage that was already done, that made her feel that way, was irreversible, so she would still take the medication and live a long happy life.

[@AdamBlack]

@@PatrickByrne-e5v Unfortunately its a lie. Neurosyphilis is terrible. its unlikely to stay like that

[@CosmicMatt92]

"On an evolutionary basis, I'd recommend forever" What a savage 🤣🤣🤣

[@IntrovertedTrader]

I lost it when she showed the bottle 🤣

[@KBM20111112]

😂

[@Daniel-yn2lh]

Well since she likes strawberry jelly, maybe he should have told her try going down on Bisquick or Pillsbury

[@mrvee5395]

Patient: "I love cows." House: *reaches for the bottle of Vicodin*

[@torsoleafboi]

House:”Any particular variety?” Patient:”Which are the black and white ones?” House, and everyone else in earshot:”Oh god”

[@zahidulislamimran5664]

He had a very good reason to say that

[@theparadoxzone87]

Yeah....stepmom of the year.

[@Shaz-oo8lq]

@@theparadoxzone87at least he had some form of integrity to seek help and not take advantage of the situation 😅

[@oddeda]

That was such perfect comedic timing :)

[@lucasrobertson8223]

The amount of times fellow doctors just barge into exam rooms without knocking- just because they need to give House a random update on the main plot of the show is insane.

[@scopesnake]

Also the amount of HIPAA violations if made into a drinking game would probably kill you 10 times over 😂

[@samanthahughes7783]

I had tumors on my ovaries, and they took them out (and my tubes) because there was a chance they would twist, and cause a severe, life threatening emergency When they cut them open, there were pre cancerous cells. My consultant told me that if they hadn’t taken them out, nobody would have known until it had spread through my body and gotten to the incurable stage

[@bourne8636]

That’s scary, glad you got them out 🙏

[@samanthahughes7783]

@ thanks, so am I. It threw my body into instant menopause, with all the symptoms of that, but I’m definitely glad they got them.

[@syedhussaoin]

@@samanthahughes7783 Australia ki 'F' Team se Zaleel Ho gaye | Pakistan v Australia 2nd t20

[@1ElonFan]

Caused by hpv an std im sure your still spreading around like wildfire... better than herpes I suppose

[@tommynunez1495]

This is why when I go to clinics. I'm always asking for a Gregory House. While some nurses get the joke. While some are still looking for him 😂. Bring House MD back!

[@commaJim]

Please don't bring it back. It ended very well!!

[@Xxxl0k0xxX]

@@commaJim indeed not many things have a good ending

[@CatyaZamalodchikova1976]

You won’t find him. In the real world, he’d have been sacked many times over and banned from ever working in medicine, probably around ANY vulnerable people.

[@ojtherrell5344]

Hes to old now.

[@romanchojnowski6485]

Would be interesting for another house season, or even a movie would be cool. Like what he’s been up to since the last episode aired. Maybe a doctor in a foreign country, or doing back alley surgeries or that plus being involved in a black market organ harvesting thing. Breaking Bad type of spin to it. Maybe something sorta like what they did with Dexter. Although it was a disappointment, but least we had some closure on certain topics. If it were the early 2010’s, or before. I’d be down for something similar. But today, it can’t be done. House is to “offensive” for “modern” audiences and would flop. Hard. Now I wanna rewatch the show, thankfully I own it.

[@PikachuODST]

As someone in the medical field I can tell you. These are real patients, not actors.

[@jmichealseals581]

As a member of society I 100% believe you.

[@AsusanXT]

I will admit, sometimes I feel pain in the chest, DID go to an ER(once) and Doctor(few), but it was just muscle pain. Mind you, my thoughts of "heart attack" is only because of my memory of my late dad, whom passed because of a heart attack. I surely, am making sure those thoughts are not the same considering what happening to me, is not what happened to him. All in all, we just overthink something is what it isn't. "Trauma" is the word I am looking for.

[@thrillerman2350]

As another member of the medical field i want to add that we have many (houses) in our profession😂😂😂😂

[@Chaos_152]

So using jam as...... This is uncommon to be seen ?

[@elementalcobalt1]

I mean, they literally took all of these from story collections of historically odd and amusing cases. Did you think they actually made up most of these scenarios? If you watch enough med shows, you'll even see the same cases being reinterpreted to be solved by different doctors.

[@Braiam]

The Hamburger Cheating vegan is extremely funny, because it show us that our "lines" are all over the place.

[@Mr_Balls106]

Sleep with another woman 🤷🏻‍♀️ Eat a fucking cheeseburger 👹👺😡🤬

[@V3x0r]

Plus Piper Perabo is adorable.

[@sethnet1022]

It's funnier that - although I didn't cheat on her, or her me - my ex said she was vegan but didn't consider chicken meat....I eat meat but I just had no words....

[@HO1ySh33t]

@@sethnet1022 she could have worded it as "not sentient enough".

[@Elite59]

His girlfriend was ok with him cheating with another woman, but not ok with him cheating by eating a hamburger!

[@TheOnlyOne-j5c]

"You have people inside you"🤣🤣

[@rusinoe8364]

That's what I told the lady I diagnosed with pregnancy today

[@victorlaurent37]

@@rusinoe8364 And what did she say? 😂

[@sjsaujanya3083]

😂😂

[@rusinoe8364]

@@victorlaurent37 she asked me to get them out

[@SubhraSankha]

Little people😂

[@acewoodson8512]

I like how the lady didn’t get mad at the guy cheating with another woman but mad at the fact he’s eating meat 🤣

[@DanTheReaperMann]

Worst part is there are people like that which is crazy to think about they infidelity is more acceptable than someone having a different view or diet than you. That being said he shouldn't have lied about wanting to eat meat either.

[@sethnet1022]

@@DanTheReaperMann It's funnier that - although I didn't cheat on her - my ex said she was vegan but didn't consider chicken meat....I eat meat but I just had no words....

[@Masterfighterx]

@@sethnet1022 Yeah, some claim that chicken and fish isn't meat.. wtf people.. Please don't breed if you think this way..

[@KostasTsakalidis]

Have you met ANY vegans?

[@KiowaNDN]

​@@sethnet1022 Sounds like she wasn't actually vegan lol

[@ojtherrell5344]

Man is house classified as a Classic yet? Because this show needs to be in the all time greats. That strawberry jelly one at the beginning cracks me up every time. Also those transitions to each case were epic

[@konrad94886]

What exactly is this "Jelly" she was talking about?

[@QtaI6wIzD]

My favorite is the "moron" with the broken finger

[@xAngryBuddha]

@@konrad94886 There's birth control gels that are used so she probably got confused with that

[@tanya5322]

@@konrad94886I’m not sure if it’s still a common product in the contraceptive market today… But years ago, there was “contraceptive jelly” .. a spermicidal jell, often used in conjunction with a diaphragm (think diva cup, but used as a barrier to keep sperm out) I once read about an unplanned pregnancy because the young woman had been eating the spermicidal jelly on toast.

[@danielk.english6004]

@@konrad94886 - petroleum jelly, i'm guessing

[@LG-jb9zs]

House's interactions with the older lady with syphilis was so in-character for him, and honestly pretty funny. It just shows a bit of his character that we don't always get to see: he's still sassy, but not cruel. Just realistic and honest. If his patients are honest, too, then he's a great doctor and gets them the help they need without false promises or ego.

[@SalTheSlime.]

Whoever is keeping these videos and clips of house is amazing. I just finished my first watch of house thanks to these clips showing me the series and I was hooked. Good job guys! Despite the series ending years ago way to go to keep it alive! :

[@BigBDude]

You are literally commenting on the official House MD channel.

[@aaronroy7781]

I still watch it almost everyday. I never tire of this series

[@tanya5322]

@@BigBDudeand yet even so, there is someONE who is curating these clips. Ok, probably more than one someone… but still.

[@ThisNameIsBanned]

These are by far the best of the show. Should just keep doing them forever.

[@mariareckner6101]

“You wear a bikini NOW” 💀

[@pranavmore2066]

Admin has figured out how the algorithm works😂

[@ashleydavis891]

I sat in my bed, with my jaw halfway to the ground when that girl pulled out an actual jar of strawberry jelly!!!

[@emilykeepsmiling9465]

Me being from the UK and not getting the joke, cz that's called jam over here 😂😂

[@PrimeCypher]

The snake bite is an egregious scene. “How are we supposed to know what kind of antivenom to use?” Buddy I have some news…New Jersey, where this takes place, has two venomous snakes: the timber rattlesnake or the copperhead. Now you could find out which snake it is…or you could know that they’re treated with the same antivenin

[@AzoRevan]

I do not remember the story exactly, but I think they tried that and didn't work. Because it was a dog bite. That the farmer lied about. Wanted to protect the dog.

[@gamefreak2016]

1:18 Foreman violated HIPAA, he said a patients name and their results in front of a random person in the clinic xD hes the Dean at this scene isnt he so he should know better

[@shaun469]

Thank god its not real then.

[@gamefreak2016]

@@shaun469 in the cinematic universe of House MD, it is real.

[@shaun469]

@@gamefreak2016 cinematic universe? It's a tv series. You'd be great fun at parties.

[@timdevere148]

It's a TV show you absolute muppet!

[@diamondem]

They violate hipaa and all kinds of other laws probably multiple times per episode lol. Almost every show revolving around doctors does this too.

[@Ray-and-A]

“I’m accomplished and funny can I have whatever I want?” Right in front of em is crazy.

[@chuckfunkle]

Nothing like normalizing a 40 year old man flirting with a kid high school.

[@trapaccount7679]

@@chuckfunkleWrong case fool, that was with the vegan woman and her meat eating boyfriend

[@Ray-and-A]

@@chuckfunklewho said that was normal and second the part I’m referring to was him interacting with 2 full grown adults what are you on about?

[@nitrohh]

@@Ray-and-AI think Chuck here thinks you are talking about the episode with Leighton Meester not the episode with Piper Perabo

[@jebVlogs556]

27:35 the *interesting 🤔 look on how Dr House face* when he saw Dr Cuty walking stupid fast right into his line of vision and the switch to "Gota Go!!" 😅had me floored with laughter 😂

[@SubhraSankha]

The farmer scene is from that seminar, man i love that mashup of patients, his explanation, him saying them about himself in other way, great scene❤

[@Robi2009]

0:53 - that nurse smirking makes that scene even better

[@echognomecal6742]

The interaction with the elderly lady (with the jackass son) is wonderful. Seeing him smile, show kindness & understanding, & humor, then explaining why she should still take the pills...heartwarming.

[@tanya5322]

The actor playing the son plays that type so well too.

[@CatyaZamalodchikova1976]

Ok so I’ll be chapter guy if it’s required 🤷🏻‍♀️ The nun was discovered to have had an abortion & and a copper IUD fitted when she was 15. It embedded in her endometrial tissue so she was getting little doses all tbe time. The donated pots & pans were copper & that one last big contact pushed her over the edge. The ‘tea’ she drank, was also prepared in the copper pan so she was continually dosing herself with the allergen - copper.

[@InservioLetum]

Copper does not dissolve into water

[@reneflug4243]

Thanks, was wondering if it was about the tea in some sense

[@AsusanXT]

Thank you~

[@mesyazaable]

Thank you!! I was panicking I couldn't find the reason or continuation to that episode.

[@LichtFer]

I suspected the tea right away

[@daftmoose1971]

“Walks around in a bikini.. or less” For some reason his friends always wanted to hang at his house😂

[@gouthamakumar6591]

What's interesting is that House puts away the snark and attitude when working with patients who are honest and not just uh...idiots. At least, hes showing more care for his patients than a lot of doctors i've seen in person, so thats something

[@bigbilltoady412]

Back when NetFlix had the mail in DVD's I watched this show from end to end. Loved it and was a little sad when it was over. 'That's a bad hat Harry".

[@InservioLetum]

That's _SOME_ bad hat 😉

[@ednaatluxton4918]

It was on regular cable tv years before Netflix picked up the reruns. We watched it without paying for a Netflix prescription.

[@bigbilltoady412]

@@ednaatluxton4918 I've had NetFlix for about 10 years now. Love it.

[@tanya5322]

@@ednaatluxton4918not everyone has access to cable television

[@Darkenz000]

I've watched these about 7 times now, still can't stop. I'm in some loop.

[@gottahavethatfunk]

I have watched the entire series at LEAST 7 times. Worth the time commitment.

[@seraby7151]

Sometimes the clinics are more fun than the main story lol

[@Midsix]

„Hi! I’m having vaginal pain“ 😭😭

[@DE4THSTROK3]

😑 ☺️

[@blueredlover1060]

The look shared between House and the nurse is the part that I like most on that scene.

[@Sweetwitchhazel]

This show just shows what a great actor Hugh Laurie is. Here in the UK we were used to seeing him playing upper class twits.

[@Joe_Montfort]

I remember him from The Young Ones and Jeeves and Wooster. You’re right, Laurie can do just about anything.

[@samratjpatil]

Blackadder

[@Klaaism]

In the US I've heard good things about him in Black Adder but it's not an easy show to find legit.

[@samratjpatil]

@@Klaaism Blackadder he's mostly playing a dumb prince or a soldier. You should watch it. Just start from season 2+. It's my favorite show ever.

[@nashwinder]

His ability to mimic an American accent is unbelievable

[@shobhitmahajan6049]

A 40 minute wild ride of sarcasm and unmatchable witty comments, this will be one of the most watched house videos ever.

[@Jack-oi8gn]

thumbnail helps too

[@luizfbrcREACTS]

"She is my MOTHER" "Step" DIABOLICAL! xD

[@Justgonnaleavethisblank]

Just in time. Dont ever stop uploading.

[@RonHarrisMe]

Awesome video idea. House's clinic visits are CLASSICS. Well done.

[@Calriec]

7:32 That face 😂. "Just like Abraham did it."

[@nathanwilliams2152]

Snipping yourself, especially with box-cutters - not recommended!!!

[@maryahaliyu5994]

I don't get it

[@PlsGiveMeUser]

@@maryahaliyu5994 In the Bible, Abraham circumcised his son Isaac when he was 8 days old. So House is just referencing the fact he did that and it was presumably not that pleasant (Abraham was also 100 years old)

[@hectorpascal]

"I'm going to get a plastic surgeon and get the Twinkie back in the wrapper!" 😂😂😂 For some reason that line just cracks me up!

[@Iansco1]

Clinic duty was 100% "what is the WEIRDEST thing we can think of?!"

[@JackMoore0311]

I dunno I’ve talked to my wife the nurse and I think they might have undersold it

[@RemainedAnonymous]

Thanks for making this compilation, i finished the series, but I didn't want to, so I'm back for the most vital and entertaining moments. I'll be looking for more now!

[@RickCarlson]

Same. I finished it about 6 months ago and now thinking of watching it again.

[@findaxelfoley8106]

Start your Saturday with a vitamin rich House M.D.

[@Nubesyxochis]

I love watching House when he momentarily forgets to be miserable. He's downright charming. Momentarily.

[@The_Official_Goblin]

Did the lady with the 30 pound tumor not get told that even benign tumors can become cancerous? Yes it doesn't happen all the time but it can happen and more oton than people really think...

[@alexwithanx]

Whats a 30 pound tumor except for 10% extra bodyweight anyway.

[@catbuikhang6482]

Also, a benign tumor can still kill/damage your body, if it grows enough, the weight can push onto other organs depends on its location, sometimes giving you intense pain sometimes fatal Of course this is not the case for small tumors but if it's 30 pounds it can definately happen, as no matter how much weight you are, your organs' weight and size usually stay the same, so let's say a 1 inch perimeter tumor can't push on your intestine because it is too small, but a 30 pounds tumor can even if you are 300 kilograms in weight

[@christopherhall5361]

not just that, all her organs are being moved and compressed, that can kill you

[@goodgame3374]

​@@alexwithanx an extra 20% if you're talking a healthy weight

[@cottontop912]

No. It’s a fictional TV show genius.

[@lewimillionzYT]

2:45 house a real one for callin in his bro like that

[@Christian-q9s]

So he can check out …. I get it

[@vitomcsween974]

The lady from episode Heavy was definitely one my top 4 clinic patients

[@raiisleep]

top 4???

[@JackMoore0311]

@@raiisleepdo you object to the fact there is only 4 or that the list exists

[@TheKnightGundam]

I would visit doctor offices a lot more if there were doctors like house. No bs no fake smiles just honest and to the point.

[@scotthearts9634]

I definitely would 🙋‍♂️😂! I like this guy

[@adamibnal-alam8917]

I think you like seeing the character interact with the patients and catch them lying with their funny stories If you were in a difficult situation for which going to the hospital/clinic is already a big commitment, being received with snarky comments and suspicion wouldn't help Doctors act nice and open because trust is the key of the craft. Knowing textbooks is great but utterly useless if you can't exteact the information from the patient It's funny as hell tho

[@jade4994]

I had a doctor like House years ago and he made me cry cos I asked if I could have counselling when I had mental health problems and he said 'no you cant' I still don't know what that was about ha as I saw a different doctor and was immediately referred for it and the House like doctor never explained it to me 😅 the receptionist even said 'was it doctor so and so?' when I came out crying so he must've been known for it, I guess. He also said to me 'Prescribing antibiotics for dental problems is against the rules, we are supposed to advise you to go to the dentist. but I don't follow the rules' and prescribed them anyway, when I went to him with a dental abscess 😅

[@generic9117]

@@handlenot030no poor doctors are ones who don’t know anything, i’d rather have ones who are straight with me instead

[@Profile__1]

I still believe that these clinic cases _HAVE_ to be real cases that real life doctors had to deal with. They're all so ridiculous and farfetched that I can't believe a human would be able to make them up.

[@82dorrin]

It's not Lupus.

[@Willsanky]

It's never lupus

[@sir.raphimrevelator8644]

Oh thank god

[@tlblockslime8933]

Its never lupus

[@OArchivesX]

funny enough, they barely mention lupus in the show. The bigger meme is that almost EVERY EPISODE they mention Sarcoidosis or Amyloidosis. it's never Sarcoidosis

[@FatmaMohammed-xp9my]

​@OArchivesX Finally, someone said it 'cause I can't be the only one who noticed how much they mention it even though it's never sarcoidosis.

[@carlspackler91]

The nurse laughing over House's shoulder HAHAHAHA

[@Wolf-bz6kq]

The face he has whenever he walks into the exam rooms is priceless

[@snehavalabailu]

16:33 Headmaster Charleston, nice costume you got there. Didn't know Chilton made headmasters play Santa 😂

[@SprayInk-Kreatïv-Nouveau]

7:30 The face kills me 😂

[@PostDeleted]

I like how he’s always looking out for the bros when it’s a hot patient in the clinic😂😂😂 Page Foreman, Page Wilson!

[@christ-abel8774]

"I got some box cutters, and, um..." "Just like Abraham did it." Well he didn't have a box cutter... but yeah, basically. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@paoloquate4462]

She was totally okay with him cheating on her with another woman but she hates him for eating a hamburger?!? 😂😂😂

[@rising_fredo_pixel]

That "what?" was pure class

[@rising_fredo_pixel]

Then House flirting with her 😂😂😂😂

[@Paul_Allaker8450]

"On an evolutionary basis, I'd say never" 😂😂

[@Chosen1_Jn15v16]

8:41 "You have little people inside of you"😂😂😂😂😂

[@Flingo_actual]

24:20 house getting hit on is WILD 😭 😭

[@lawrencelam4787]

One of the greatest shows ever. Most wisecracking jokes packed in per minute, expertly delivered!

[@sharcoz]

9:47 “you got a problem w that?!” Got me every time!😂

[@rubiedeteletubi]

8:40 you have little people inside you👹

[@JuanPena-bx8qm]

😂😂😂

[@ASBMS2]

1:35 for those who wondering,her name is Clementine Ford

[@cluman1]

No one was wondering. She's Cybil Sheppard's daughter.

[@elessartelcontar9415]

Yep, SO MUCH BETTER THAN A SWEATER! She sounds like a great wife.

[@downergamin]

"good lord! Are they real?" IM DYING HELP

[@israel8258]

@8:40 "you have little people inside you" had me rolling😂😂😂😂😂

[@allanchurm]

THE acting is on another level..brilliant

[@mr.tv001]

no no NO NO NO oh god im starting to think about rewatching house for the THIRD TIME oh god please its too good

[@shalomthembydonga1748]

You have little people inside you 😂😂😂🤣🤣, I have to makesure that the heartburn is not spreading

[@himanshushrivastava3603]

Patient:-So , can you get me something? House:- Like a Thesaurus ? 🤣

[@saxyrep1]

"I'm gonna be looking at your... Perfect." Hey, that's what I call mine too. 😂

[@MaxJohnstone-c8t]

“We’ve got a neurological problem here” and “on an evolutionary basis, never” are my favourite lines

[@commaJim]

That's some evil thumbnail work

[@legacys24]

13:28 i laughed too hard to this...the switch up is INSANE 🤣

[@Ineedtogiphysique]

20:31 “Sorry about that, guy dying 😒” 🤣🤣🤣

[@quentins5692]

“When I stop being contagious, I’ll stop by for a checkup 😉” *smacks teeth* “yeeeahhhh”

[@Chosen1_Jn15v16]

9:43 Patient "I'll havea huge scar.I won't be able to wear a bikini" House "You wear a bikini now ?" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@m1t2a1]

"Dr. House, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? 19:21 Do you like movies about gladiators?"

[@DragonElixion]

The conclusion of the section here from Poison S02E08 was so good. House is all about the puzzle. He cares more about knowing than helping. But, he does still care about helping, and this is a happy li'l moment from him that reinforces this. Caring about the puzzle more doesn't mean he's caring about helping too little. There are lots of jobs that give puzzles, he could do any of them. But he chose to save people's lives. It's this weird, redeeming quality for the episode-long patients that he deals with.

[@rogueguardian]

2:14 A+ delivery from hugh because i couldn't hold back my laughter 😂

[@DanielWidrew]

i love how sincere his "that's so sweet" is

[@vovahimself]

2:10, you’re all welcome

[@ReddyHHH210]

Name of the actress or model format thumbnail !?😂

[@DOCmookTV]

This was one of the best shows ever... I loved his chemistry as this character!

[@BryanWalker-b5f]

You’ve earned a new loyal subscriber!

[@thesortinghat29]

Love it when clinic duty is on the house😂

[@codelicious6590]

Cracked up so hard in the parking garage, "Gotta Go!!" Yeah man. lol

[@EphemeralProductions]

i just can never NOT laugh at the jelly one. LOL that has to be one of the craziest most idiotic clinic calls he had in the whole show. haha! It almost seems as if they had a separate writing team for the clinic scenes, because they were THAT good! 😀

[@doclee8755]

I love the HIPPA violation at 1:15. Good job, doctors.

[@williamfischer3990]

“It’s actually a personal record of this clinic.” Greg’s bedside manner is in rare form.

[@reconsoldier135]

House's face reacting to the home circumcision makes me laugh every time

[@deadzeye9007]

Something new on repeat. Keep it coming.

[@chocofro3]

It never made sense to me that the vegan girl that got upset at her boyfriend for eating meat was interested in House even though he isn't vegan.

[@mattiassjoquist5042]

She _might_ have an aversion to liars.

[@GrangerOtis]

You never fail to entertain and inform.

[@nickandnicksconstructionti9508]

I can’t believe I missed this show I can’t stop laughing and I usually don’t laugh at TV shows welcome to hell got me 😂😂😂👍

[@fwai2hk]

I missed House MD seriously😍😍😍

[@RealAadilFarooqui]

Just FYI - Spoiler - The Nurse was allergic to the tea, and it was reacting with the copper of the newly donated utensils

[@thegamingladder5975]

Did she live?

[@RealAadilFarooqui]

@@thegamingladder5975 Shes did, yes. Though took long time to find the cause.

[@obviousalias132]

No she was allergic to the copper and also had a copper IUD which was why the allergic reaction persisted. An ingredient in the tea had an adverse rection with the epinephrine making it seem like House administered too much.

[@inferno_quotes]

12:20 bro logically modifies his humour by using his superpowers of examining how many brain cells does next person have 😂

[@amelia.1994]

He was the embodiment of being unprofessional and intrusive thoughts😂😂😂

[@villadiodati]

'That's obvious.. start a religion'😂😂😂😂 Oh, I need a rewatch!

[@mercce6750]

Props to the editor for working on this video and the thumbnail with one hand.

[@infernogaming7923]

7:32 that HUHH!? Got me rolling 😂

[@tsof23]

Ramona, you naughty girl 😂

[@randykarl4351]

Hahaha..she did😂