Seinfeld - Season 2 Clips (2 of 3)

[@atm6887]

"We'll say we're frightened and we have to go home" hahaha that line got me good!

[@rosscampbell1173]

“ are you kidding?! he’ll clunk our heads together like Moe”

[@chrispap4957]

Maybe the funniest line in this show ever and I love this show....

[@burpostockings]

My friends dad has that effect as well. I was alone with him for like two minutes and he interrogated me about weed.

[@donovanpl]

@@burpostockings and how you get out of it?

[@TARider2]

"We'll say we're frightened and we wanna go home" has to be one of the funniest and best delivered lines ever. Love seinfeld I'll be rewatching it forever!

[@MyMagicalHorizon]

Me too 😊

[@djuratotti11]

I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up. I'll never stop laughing to this line

[@Madalina1098]

"People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live."

[@keithhorvath7149]

That was pretty dumb.

[@korallrode]

the way Jerry jerks away from George's desperate "don't leave me here alone" grasp... classic.

[@dschoenewald7320]

Hilarious

[@Ginga]

One of my favorite moments in the show.

[@GR_BackingTracks]

...in the jacket he paid over $1000 for!

[@nikhiluttarwar3888]

Kramer's police scenes was one that glued me to this series.

[@joshsteele5701]

I need to rewatch the whole season.

[@evilma66otify]

I love that scene where Kramer poses as a police officer. "Just make love to that wall pervert" *turns suspects head*

[@barbstegner4639]

Love the scene when Kramer dresses up like a cop. Until George breaks the statue. Smooth move!

[@barbstegner4639]

Thanks for the response. To have a good laugh just watch Seinfeld. Enjoy your wkend.

[@rickwhite9748]

" People don't turn down money, its what separates us from the animals" lol

[@TheSuperHeartOrgFoundation]

YOU SEE...……………. YOU'RE NOT NORMAL!!! ;)

[@lnc-to4ku]

Best comedy series ever!!

[@tonydardi332]

Absolutely….. the best of all time. Nothing will ever top Seinfeld.

[@Cnd1867]

It got cut out but still funny, after George says "We'll say we're frightened and we have to go home!" Then Jerry goes "Ya like that'll work, he'd clunk our heads together like Moe."

[@TheOnetimeshawty]

I watched this episode on 📺 yesterday hilarious

[@AtmoStk]

That shot of her face at 2:11...It mesmerizes me to this day

[@guitarman5560]

Elaines father looks like the guy from Reservoir dogs

[@cadbane6264]

He is

[@Byzantinius]

Master of the house, doling out the charm Ready with a handshake and an open palm

[@ludmillagutomo]

"people don't turn down money, it's what separates us from animals"

[@angelicajenkins9732]

Seinfeld and Frasier my favorite shows hands down pure comedy no profanity pure laughter about people and life and issues it's true

[@johnnyzuidema3795]

"We'll say we're frightened and we have to go home"

[@stagna1959]

Honesty is the best policy

[@soulassassin0g]

6:01 George has been doing "Social Experiments" since before they were a thing.

[@BDUBZ49]

@1:40 Elaine shows up- Where's my father? George : "HE'S IN DA BA-TROOM!"

[@mydogsioux]

Oh, I forgot about that! Almost as good as "Yeah, like that'll work! He'll clunk our heads together like Moe." I wish this show was going on now. I've only seen reruns.

[@neilbrennan1495]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@grantmiller1037]

"Pipe down chorus boy"

[@beccalee7141]

The jacket episode is my favorite season 2 episode!

[@steveborkowski8104]

No thank you I don't want coffee. It keeps me up

[@Mr57ride]

The washing machine bit is soooooo good

[@everettsykes1774]

Any Seinfeld gets a thumbs up!!

[@mattathiasmacabees6416]

I can't drink coffee late at night it keeps me up... Take it easy...

[@vantheman1234]

I’ve met girlfriends fathers like that. They looked at me and made me feel, well just like George

[@neilbrennan1495]

That got me to 🤣🤣🤣

[@brianlacapra5916]

Just make love to that wall pervert!

[@brianlacapra5916]

I'm a damn good cop

[@trailerparkboys3390]

Maby they wanted eat u

[@mcdev9280]

From 3:47 to 4:14 is in my opinion the clearest example of how terrible of an actor Jerry Seinfeld was, yet I find it very endearing for some reason.

[@BDUBZ49]

He was just fine. There are much worse actors who don't get half the criticism.

[@l00d3r]

Seinfeld has said a few times that he was just being himself. All the lines he spoke on the show he wrote himself because he didn't want to say a line that he didn't find authentic

[@princetonp21]

8:39 "well I'll think of something" 💥

[@Surfmus]

If she invited me up for coffee. I would say I don't drink coffee because I really don't drink coffee. Sincerity will kill me.

[@TheSuperHeartOrgFoundation]

"NO ONE'S A BIGGER IDIOT THAN ME!"

[@bryanday3495]

For I am Constanza, Lord of the Idiots

[@vincentadultman8527]

Bryan Day suddenly a new contender has emerged.

[@ds7900]

Vincent Adultman Oh Snap.

[@TheSuperHeartOrgFoundation]

PLEASE... A LITTLE RESPECT!!! ;)

[@TheSuperHeartOrgFoundation]

OH... how I wish there was a button for LOVE... MISSION: To exponentially inspire a new age philosophical renaissance movement by spreading unconditional Honor, Respect, LOVE, LIGHT & peace worldwide, perpetually ending ignorance and poverty through a righteous process of METANOIA by 2020... One country, One neighborhood, and ONE HEART at a TIME!! ;)

[@Bulgeofpersuasion]

ive done just what george did with that woman on several occasions. i am the king of idiots.

[@garyschultz7768]

who is Elaine's father here ?

[@Creedon99]

8:36 clumsy kramer 😂😂😂😂

[@justinlovespastry]

I love how he put the cut right when the figure shattered

[@mariocorral543]

pipe down chorus boy.

[@rmiddlehouse]

Pipe down chorus boy!

[@fascinatinglist9654]

You cut out the best part " He's in the bachroom"

[@BDUBZ49]

Love that line. I saw Lawrence Tierney in an episode of Hunter. Played the exact same character.

[@bluesuperman1]

But suddenly a new contender has emerged

[@TheSuperHeartOrgFoundation]

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME UPSTAIRS FOR SOME COFFEE? NO... NO THANKS I CAN'T DRINK COFFEE... KEEPS ME UP... KHHHH... UHHH... OK... GOODNIGHT... YEAH, TAKE IT EASY!!!" ;)

[@gtimny]

I'm 60 years old now. When I was 25, I gave a lift home to the most gorgeous guy I've ever seen to this day, a Brazilian waiter named Sergio, a couple of years younger than I was. It was about 2am on a snowy Boston night, and he issued the same invitation: "Would you like to come up for a coffee?"....... and would you believe I gave him the same answer as George! 35 years is still not enough to hold all the regret...

[@t-bagbagwell1327]

gtimny holy $hit🤦‍♂️ This is a good lesson for us.

[@jakesnacks1149]

George taking antacids because of the coffee situation 😆

[@truthhurts3524]

“Please…don’t insult me my friend. No ones a bigger idiot than me.” “So please, a little respect. For I am Costanza lord of the idiots.”

[@dakkuri1]

7:00 is a classic. he had that guy scared shitless

[@TheSuperHeartOrgFoundation]

"IF ONLY YOU COULD PUT YOUR MIND TO SOMETHING WORTH WHILE..." ;)

[@davidvaldez2032]

Very good

[@deanm1681]

The only people that drink coffee at 12 o’clock work at Norade

[@BDUBZ49]

It's NORAD. NORth american Aerospace Defense command.

[@fascinatinglist9654]

Jerry should have gave Kramer the worlds collide speech 4:32

[@TheSuperHeartOrgFoundation]

"WE'LL GO TO THE LITTLE PAKISTANI RESTAURANT ON 46TH STREET... YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF A LITTLE SPICE, ARE YA?!" ;)

[@rockroll9473]

The single snort.

[@joshfactor1]

i still don't get it. what's wrong with going to a singles weekend in the poconos?

[@TheSuperHeartOrgFoundation]

"IT WAS ALL OVER... TAKEN CARE OF... DONE... FINISHED... 5,000... WHERE'S SHE GONNA GET 5,000... SHE DOESN'T HAVE 5,000... CLEAN... GOODBYE... SHE'S GONE!!!" ;)

[@ds7900]

"Thank YOU for leaving me alone with HIM! " LMAO

[@mindsaglowin]

"Master of the house..."

[@lockdisk8542]

Watching this in 2018

[@TheSuperHeartOrgFoundation]

2019... LET'S GOOOOO PATRIOTS!!! ;)

[@PrestigeWorldWide179]

@@TheSuperHeartOrgFoundation having a billy and watching this

[@TheSuperHeartOrgFoundation]

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[@H6771-s6q]

I remember this at ~14

[@MrMauidiver]

Master of the house..............

[@theend9258]

got enough ads?

[@ICantSplel]

"You're alllll winnnnnners!"

[@joeyweston9001]

12 at night is more like 12 am

[@maximinacalitogonzalez2688]

After 30 years recovery

[@nishantha574]

missed best part George imitates elaine's father

[@BDUBZ49]

Where's my father? HE"S IN DA BATCHROOM!!

[@durulseren2134]

Did Ray steal the statue?

[@luvs2cover]

the jacket was soooo funny

[@BrianBull]

"it's to late for coffee." Welcome too literal INTP world

[@encarnacionvillazana3270]

Elaines dad is Cpt. Buzzkill

[@LakerGold24]

"YOU'RE ALL WINNERS"

[@brunobernstein8419]

Luthor at 10:00

[@Ribberboy]

Where is clip 1? Is it supposed to be funny when you catch this classic scene right in the middle of it?

[@susanb2015]

Lawrence Tierney as Elaine's father was supposed to be a recurring role. But the cast was afraid of him.

[@kingofheartsxyz]

fuck i was singing master of the house .. and then this clip played

[@jacksrandomadventures2769]

"Freeze Mother!"

[@kuruptein]

how can 100 people dislike Seinfeld

[@BDUBZ49]

Anti-semites, men who had a problem with Elaine because she had opinions, people who think the show gets too much credit because (in their opinion) it didn't measure up to "Frasier" or "Fawlty Towers" etc..

[@yvettejirsaraie1761]

😂😂 I encourage everyone to watch shows like these, before bed! 😂😂😂😂 Laughter is a healer, especially in such uncertainty in our country! 🇺🇸💝😂

[@analaitinen]

We say we are frightening and we go home,,,hahahahaha Oh George

[@katherineyoon7379]

What does he when he says "But suddenly a new contender...." blah blah. i couldn't hear it well

[@borealphoto]

A new contender has emerged.

[@bozak2320]

Let me explain something to you. You see...you're not normal.

[@blabla-rg7ky]

You're a nice guy, but you're not normal.

[@SamuelBlack84]

How many times I've heard that

[@bekind1610]

The actor stole a knife from the set an when Jerry confronted him about it he pretended like he was gonna kill him

[@slowmo9642]

The blonde at 4.44 is stunning.

[@analaitinen]

We are frightening and we have to go home hahahahahahaha

[@DClean]

Jasonn Alexander was the best George Costanza of all time. Change My Mind.

[@charlesmilton3127]

Sam Pickles the role was initially supposed to go to Chris Rock, believe it or not. But you’re right, Jason Alexander was the one and only

[@IslamOriginal14]

There are 7 billion people on this planet. There are 7 billion earths in 7 billion universes. Im sure there's one person capable of performing the role better. Additionally, politics, favoritism, and money determines an actors success in Hollywood.

[@IslamOriginal14]

@Cancel Ok omg you shut up

[@BDUBZ49]

@@charlesmilton3127 Rock was merely one of five other actors/comedians who auditioned for the role.

[@judyvalencia3257]

Jason Alexander looks so young here.

[@jorgeeduardodussanvillanue46]

He was barely 30 yo

[@TheSchmed]

You’re Mr. Pink, let’s gets to woik

[@ThatFijianGuy]

Lord of idiots 😂🤣

[@maximinacalitogonzalez2688]

Add a text alexander from saint belle

[@daradarbandy]

we say we frightened and we go home

[@Jose-se9pu]

You are like Lex-

[@thepantstent]

You like ice. Dont you think you get more without it? - george

[@davisnicholas9123]

George Costanza, first guy to use the "its a social experiment" excuse.... It didn't work then.. it never works

[@aaronmichaels3031]

George is not dating material for any woman ....

[@husamsibai5799]

I hate women lıke you who sıt on theır ass and pass judgement,,

[@8002spirgnob]

But he is Penske material

[@johnnyzuidema3795]

Magic Methyl W

[@pistachio3844]

Except he's a man.

[@diplamatikjuan3595]

nonsense, what woman wouldn't want to date a marine biologist architect?

[@birch5757]

2:09 That scene is actually difficult to watch.

[@sebastiansoto3826]

Lights down corist boy

[@analaitinen]

We say we frighten and we need to leave ahhh George

[@chucksolutions4579]

For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots!

[@brunobernstein8419]

at 9:58

[@Phatphart71]

"Thank you for leaving me alone with him!"

[@kaejae24]

Pipe down chorus boy

[@abbakabba321]

what does that mean?

[@Cnd1867]

Oh, it's just a reference to the Three Stooges, and their physical antics =)

[@nietherniether7508]

I'm going to the batrom

[@FranciscoNieves-db8hi]

Hey that looks like murrels wife! Or sister?

[@microusb42069]

*FREEZE MOMMA!*

[@rickwhite9748]

...people don't take you seriously! lol