Seinfeld - Season 3 Clips

[@johnheart6890]

Infinite Jest. I would rather watch these tiny moments, these leftovers and scraps, than almost anything being made today! Everybody involved with Seinfeld has a lot to be proud of; They set the bar so high!

[@Frankybroadcast]

That librarian cop was one of my favorite walk on characters. He was funny as hell.

[@GrandmasterBBC]

One of the best shows ever put on television.

[@mouhesen]

+GrandmasterBBC believe this, since i woke up on this life i watched this show everyday even when i take a shower brush my teeth or boob or when im in car or working sometimes i sleep with the sound of the episodes on the background. i have no idea how the hell this got infect on me, all my friends know that i am watching this show too much. im so addicted to it

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

THE best

[@mouhesen]

@@olibarahosasa1137 Still yeah i did it last time yesterday and slept on it

[@Jaasau]

THE...best.

[@jaslynkingston4136]

I AGREE

[@alexcarrilloofficial]

4:16 "anybody can just take em" *scribbles in the air* LOL XD

[@chimchimcharoo56]

the reservation bit is probably the most age-less, relatable, and deadly accurate bit on the show

[@manakin5]

Maybe watching these Seinfeld clips is how you all get your kicks, you and your good time buddies

[@IslamOriginal14]

Well I gotta flash for ya joy boy

[@ivervj2923]

Party time is over

[@caci111]

yeah like Elaine's dance

[@syazwansaji]

when its true, its true..

[@artistaloca4]

🤣🤣

[@daviddaniel4687]

Philip Baker Hall is brilliant as the library cop. Jerry was dying, trying not to laugh. They should have found him a few more missions, to keep him on a few more episodes.

[@Alfakkin]

He is a very talented actor...

[@alvideos2145]

Library cop was epic.

[@barbaradavis8372]

He was just amazing!

[@barbaradavis8372]

He's also right about the importance of returning the books for others to read! Otherwise you are selfish!

[@xtzyshuadog]

And this was before The Internet changed the next generation's understanding of reading and getting information

[@jacobmoore4665]

You can see them both smiling throughout it lmao so freaking funny

[@IHateAmer1ca]

Didin't age well

[@deqamohamud6697]

The library detective was my man 😂😂😂😂

[@erikhertzer8434]

Deqa Mohamud : that and the Moil from the circumcision scene are the two best bits in Seinfeld...

[@xtzyshuadog]

And this was before The Internet changed the next generation's understanding of reading and getting information

[@jesset4870]

@@erikhertzer8434 the moil was one of my favorites too I still crack up when I see that episode👍👍

[@CaesarInVa]

"Well I've got a flash for you, Joy Boy"....that's gonna be my go-to retort from now on.

[@peterk8909]

Never get how "the library cop" got thru that scene without cracking up.

[@barbaradavis8372]

My thought too! He was a professional.

[@thehydronator3021]

its called professionalism

[@soylentgreen2065]

One of the funniest scenes of the series

[@johnyepthomi892]

And the 5 Chinese brothers , don't you think they deserve better. 😆😆

[@stevenwebb3634]

Because that's not how he gets his kicks, him and his good time buddies.

[@analaitinen]

The best show put on television ever ever

[@foooooob]

Sama mieltä.

[@jonyorg1294]

The red tint on the hernandez flashback video is perfect.

[@vickykiki7]

0:32 is my favorite scene. The little dance she did kills me!!!

[@LeoWhalen1933]

Thank God she didn't do the little kicks....

[@tedfangc]

Did it for me too! I'll never forget that

[@shaunbarnett2972]

"You and your good time buddies" haha

[@MatrixDiscovery]

Library Detective is a legend!

[@alexleavey7858]

I love Kramar!!!! He’s hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “Can’t you see that you two are in love with each other”-Kramer LMFAO

[@bepowerification]

his name is Kramer ;)

[@alexleavey7858]

@@bepowerification my bad 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@MsLaserdude]

Never in next million years there will an actor as brilliant as Michael Richards.

[@FormulaUnos]

Balaji Chandrasekaran so true

[@barbaradavis8372]

@Steve Shortridge The man paid dearly for his mistake-get off of your high horse!!

[@minners71]

@@barbaradavis8372 He wasn't on a high horse,you misinterpreted his comment.

[@Danimal1177]

As long as there is a Seinfeld rerun on, there never is "nothing" good to watch on TV.

[@rickwhite9748]

" They say you grow hair, look like Stalin!" LMAO!

[@ICantSplel]

+RICK WHITE Always thought he said Starling. Like a bird... oops.

[@Trollseeder]

"Jerry how can I go onnnn??!?"

[@outer967]

Jerry doesn't get enough credit for his acting, i thought he always delivered his line perfectly and the only funny straight man that i can ever remember.

[@lyndonurquiza7371]

I gotta flash for you, joy boy

[@paolocamirand4655]

One of the greatest shows of all time.

[@tarikberair9562]

The Dallas Spit - reenactment is legendary

[@earlofsmeg]

"I got a flash for you, joy boy!"

[@JuiceeVasquez]

Everytime the library cop turned around real quick and pointed his finger, I snorted.

[@birch5757]

3:41 Probably my favorite scene in the entire series, if for no other reason than the exact same thing happened to me a few years ago and I almost went on the reservation rant myself.

[@joelestes2257]

Was that wrong? I gotta plead ignorance on this one.

[@markbarden4120]

That. Was the funniest line of all time!!!

[@jpsned]

@@markbarden4120 Jason Alexander says that was his favorite "George line" of the entire show. 😀

[@juleswagner9597]

There are days when just anybody will feel like George at 9:05. Maybe not to that extent but there those days where you feel directionless and aimless. If you never have then kudos to you and keep up the great work and see to it that it never happens. :)

[@MH-yj4qq]

The way Elaine screams for Jerry to help stop Kramer from getting naked gets me every time

[@Wildcock23]

M H What an arrogant twat... like anyone wants to see that mousy skank naked smh

[@barbaradavis8372]

@@Wildcock23 The character, like the actress, is completely self-absorbed! Thinks she is so great when she is NOT!

[@guitarforall]

if ur having a bad day.. just watch seinfeld

[@1Cruzer4u]

Well let me tell you something joy boy. Lmao Classic The Kennedy Assassination ☆☆☆☆☆

[@balearic.blazer]

Library cop's pointing finger is hilarious! Gets me everytime 😂😂🤣.. Joy boy ahahaha

[@Happyboymargarine]

That JFK WAS brilliant. Cause Newman did it in the film

[@WavyFBaby]

“Looka like Stalin” lol gets me every time.

[@ARealPersonNotABot]

0:33 She's too adorable.

[@GR_BackingTracks]

St the end the car was actually supposed to start, but the fact that it didn't made the scene funnier, and they kept it in...

[@valleywe]

Who downvotes this. I want to spend time with that person. Who are they? What makes them work?

[@MoonTea510]

Lmao the whole spit bit is hilarious! The reference is immaculate!

[@dfcardenas22]

Drawings of pee pees and wee wees LOL!

[@poindexterflex3528]

0:33 the cutest thing she ever did on this show. I absolutely love it.

[@barbstegner4639]

I don't know how the library cop kept a straight face. Making insults to JERRY and JERRY really can't help self from not laughing love it

[@djw4996]

Jerry trying not to laugh is always the best 🤣

[@Shenaniganz_z]

Reservation part was savage. 🤣 🤣

[@Idahosuz]

I gotta flash for you, joy boy!

[@mike20956]

Haha Oliver Stone JFK reference never ceases to make me laugh.

[@maricristinacastel]

Could you tell me when they did that reference in the video, please?

[@mordechaischwab]

@@maricristinacastel It begins at 6:32.

[@tizfrreecharm]

Yes, especially the "Magic Loogie(sp?)" although on the other side of town, between 1st and York, we used to call them 'lungers' while over in NJ I found out they just called it 'spit'. :) Great post. Thanks.

[@mrnelson1911]

Pez dispenser is one of the best of all time.

[@jamesfountain6183]

1 of the best scenes on Seinfeld ever🤣🤣🤣library cop🤣

[@barbstegner4639]

The best ever. JERRY is unique that smile is intoxicating

[@Diamhea]

Gotta love Elaine's rat nest of hair during the early seasons.

[@truartist5379]

Diamhea lol terrible

[@Wildcock23]

Diamhea Puke!

[@judyvalencia3257]

You know the actor who portrays Newman was in the exact same scene in the movie JFK. He sat in the same car position while Kevin Cosner explained the magic bullet theory. I wonder if this was done on purpose?

[@heavymeddle28]

judy valencia yeah it's probably so. They are so corny and funny that that’s got to b so

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

Wayne Knight He's great.

[@aaacomp1]

Yes, it was done in exactly the same style as Kevin Costner's speech in the movie. Wayne knight was in that movie and played Numa. Which is very close to Newman. The flashback film is also done in the same style as the Zapruder Film and even shows a guy opening a black umbrella and a guy filming it with the same type of camera as Zapruder.

[@well.thy.one.]

judy valencia hmm that is interesting

[@barbaradavis8372]

@@suzycreamcheesez4371 He was great in Dirty Dancing in 1987!

[@mikeanderson1994]

The spit 😂😂

[@Jamicaman516]

1987 ballgame.... wow 34 years ago. Its like a fine wine, every year it age's but gets better despite it.

[@stefansoder6903]

Best season. Period.

[@joeyd4356]

Kramer is the best part of almost all the clips. George is still my fav tho

[@kevinscarborough9982]

Joy Boy! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChristiaanHartNibbrig]

Best season of Seinfeld....

[@HOESDONTMATTER]

Kramer could be a Great Grinch stole Christmas

[@jamarrogers2391]

I gotta flash for ya joyboy😂😂😂

[@johnd1843]

“You put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the public library pal”

[@0mnicide]

Library Cop always reminds me of Dr. Kelso from Scrubs.

[@leafyutube]

Check out Newman @8:32. What's he doing?

[@zain6610]

One thing the library cop was wrong about, Seinfeld did change the world.

[@omegaseamaster1550]

Hold it Justa Second, Lets Not all Loose Our Heads Here....

[@irfankhan2378]

At 3:48 Jerry was about to say MY PRECIOUS.

[@kandikoatedvegan9165]

I got a flash for you joy boy your good time is over!

[@writenamehere0000]

Now et me tell you something, FUNNY BOY :)

[@adewey33]

Jerry: “That’s one hell of a loogie!! “. LOL!!!!! classic episode of the spit.

[@SBCBears]

Library cop: funniest TV scene ever.

[@nasentf4116]

I love the pez scene lol 😂

[@glenntribe8614]

You and ya good time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya joy boy

[@bassAssassin187]

I miss this show. It's the last of it's kinds. The 90s TV was amazing. No stigmatism just great shoes!

[@ledbyonme2064]

I never drew the pp's and wewe's in library books but I did do them in school books.

[@4thgradedropout980]

What is happening at 8:40?

[@l00d3r]

Kramer got a seizure every time he heard the voice of the news reporter Jerry and Elaine were watching on TV. Kramer was just looking for something when her voice came on.

[@4thgradedropout980]

@@l00d3r Cheers, thanks.

[@boisterousbillyclub2772]

Quite possibly the ultimate best season. Makes sense, 3rd year..

[@lonniecraig5186]

"Nice game, pretty boy!!"

[@superlate97]

Good video, thanks for uploading.

[@stephenoconnell1591]

How did they get through that scene with the library cop

[@toddreynolds6772]

Season 3 was a pretty good year...

[@Gambetto666]

Boss: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman, have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office... George: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that...I'll tell ya, I've gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that, that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know 'cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I'll tell you people do that all the time.

[@V463archive]

Where you find the Paramount Comedy 2 episodes?

5:13 I started cracking up when Elaine had the penis looking Tweety bird Pez dispenser on her lap, great stuff!

[@lifeisgood420365]

03:20 Kramer years later at the comedy club lol

[@greciarobain1952]

I need FULL EPIES!!

[@eaglerabbit8922]

its a sculpture of limitations

[@elazul1986]

In the end the car engine says:"no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel..."

[@aaacomp1]

That was actually not planned. They were supposed to start the car and drive slowly away to end the episode. When they got in, the car wouldn't start. So they decided it must have been fate...So they ended the episode with that. It was a much better ending!

[@artistaloca4]

Doesn't matter WHO u r, THIS is funny af

[@Jesus-ml8cz]

Elaines little dance

[@BabyBoomerChannel]

Mr Bookman is in a lot of movies. He brings Dashell Hammond to Seinfeld

[@iringa77]

4:20, 6:30 are good examples of why Seinfeld stood out.....

[@roberthelmey205]

8:42 Hilarious, I admit, but wft is he doing?

[@l00d3r]

Kramer was getting seizures every time he heard the voice of that news reporter Jerry and Elaine were watching on TV, but they didn't know it at the time. Kramer was just looking for something when her voice came on

[@marcusaurelius6847]

Nice game pretty boy!

[@barbstegner4639]

Jerry gets busted about the book. The book cop is jumping his ass. Love JERRY expression from not laughing. Acts so sincere, but really doesn't give a shit!

[@rubenperez1126]

Nice game pretty Boy lmao!!!!

[@GreySquirrelly1016]

“You’re fired.” “Well you didn’t have to say it like that...”

[@starlingswallow]

My only complaint is that Jerry smiles sometimes during times he shouldn't...it's strange 🤨🤔 Unless his character thought everything was a joke 😂

[@BadBoiFilms]

The others were just way better at keeping it together I think

[@l00d3r]

Jerry has always said he can't act and doesn't like acting. Funny enough, Larry David laughs a lot with the other actors in his own show Curb Your Enthusiasm. Larry believes that it is not natural to be straight faced when something funny happens

[@bigbowlowrong4694]

2:26 this was what life was like before ubiquitous smartphones, Google and Wikipedia. If you didn’t have a reliably smart friend, a dictionary, or an encyclopaedia in your immediate vicinity were shit out of luck in resolving these petty, trivial disputes lol Also writing any kind of essay for school or university that required sources was a true pain in the ass

[@frijolitoatomico3583]

It moved. 0:21 ... And moved again. 9:44 and still they think theyre better than us