Jerry Tries To Fool A Lie Detector Test | The Beard | Seinfeld

[@alphamarshan]

"Who do you think you are, COSTANZA?!" 🤣

[@BDUBZ49]

2nd best line of the episode.

[@kaycharlie352]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@matthewkemmer]

Remember: it's not a lie if you believe it

[@Theothesleeper]

funny about that statement because its actually incredibly genius. if you trick yourself into believing something you will believe it eventually. lie detectors work by the person watching the needle move based on your heart rate. if they ask you something that's a lie your heart will jump because you're preparing yourself for something that you know might get you in trouble. if you actually made yourself believe it through repetition you wouldn't be afraid to answer and tell them the 'truth'

[@huzaifshah2139]

George's greatest and realest advice ever.

[@davidsmith8997]

George really steals the scenes he's in. Such great acting!

[@abrahamrios934]

The saying that MAGA lives by

[@eatyourveggies_]

​@@abrahamrios934from Seinfeld to Maga 😂 take a break bud

[@glevito]

The detective asking the questions... perfect casting... right down to the cigar

[@tomace4898]

"Yeah... I think you've seen it."

[@RudieObias]

Elaine: "I mean, this whole time, Jerry. We could've been discussing Sydney, Michael, and Jane..." Jerry: "And Billy, Jake, and Allison. Yes, we could've discussed it!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@josemaria8177]

It's not a lie if you believe it is a truly life changing advice

[@kaycharlie352]

😂😂fr

[@Rafael26926]

She was a Charlie's girlfriend on two and a half men , Lidia, the woman that was exacly like Evelyn , Charlie's mother

[@summerrr1]

Lydia sells homes on the bee-atch 😂

[@teza1383]

Ahhh yess I knew I recognised her from somewhere. Charlie dating his mom essentially lmao

[@packergeek10]

You know what else is insane. She actually married Grant Snow who played Jake from Melrose Place.

[@craigritchie8470]

It’s interesting going back and seeing these actors when they were first starting out. I first seen and took notice of her in Longmire. She has a lot of “1 episode” credits in procedural shows like House, Cold Case, Burn Notice and others.

[@Vivek-zw3ex]

Came her to comment this exact same thing, and you beat me to it. Her intonation and laugh is exactly the same on both shows, though they were filmed decades apart!

[@ghostdogzx-1474]

"It's too stupid to confess" That's more relatable than it should be. 🤣

[@willisknapick4405]

Melrose Place? Jerry? Oh the humanity! 😂

[@snappycattimesten]

One of the few times Jerome acted. Very funny confession/melt down.

[@edp3202]

I always thought JS was a very good actor on this show.

[@iceman1125]

@@edp3202 no he wasn't

[@edp3202]

@@iceman1125 why?

[@presntnow]

​@edp3202 I agree with you, he played his part well. He admitted the others lifted the show.

[@edp3202]

@presntnow the other actors were clearly great. But I never thought JS was awful or that weak. Sure he wasn't the pro the others were, but he wasn't too shabby either.

[@PokeBowl82]

It’s like saying to Pavaroti: teach me to sing like you 😂

[@shonda79able]

😂😂

[@blabla-rg7ky]

he's correct, though... Gifts can't be taught, you either have them or you don't :)

[@senorromantico7723]

I never really got the hate with George and the toupee. He looked pretty, pretty, pretty good.

[@Blas4ublasphemy]

I see people staring because, they like what they see!

[@stagna1959]

I could spot that bird nest 2 blocks away

[@Blas4ublasphemy]

@@stagna1959 I think he's got you beat buddy.

[@eroldcroft-iu2po]

It wasn't the toupee. It was his attitude after.

[@ronartest7748]

um no

[@RenfreaKB]

Jerry's 'no' was kinda weak but he almost lied like he actually believed it. 😅

[@TheStuport]

Jerry was an avid watcher of Nickelodeon....but he can't admit to watch "Melrose Place" LOLOLOL But always loved George's fervent advice..."It's not a lie IF you believe it"

[@jordanschlansky4093]

To be honest, Nickelodeon is way less embarrassing than watching reality tv or soap operas 😂

[@mattm7798]

It's a guy thing. No matter how modern we become...certain things we can't admit to liking.

[@TheStuport]

@@jordanschlansky4093 🤣Good Point!

[@Blas4ublasphemy]

I'm watching Tiny Toons

[@TheStuport]

@@Blas4ublasphemy 🤣🤣🤣 Slam Dunk every time! 👋

[@TheSmokedIrises]

George with that "hair", man

[@jordanschlansky4093]

Remember, he isn't bald. He _was_ bald.

[@curtisbrown5939]

George with hair is like a ghost town with skyscrapers....or something like that

[@lethersing5909]

I don't LIKE THIS THING!!!! And HERE'S WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT!!!!!!!!!

[@curtisbrown5939]

@lethersing5909 😬

[@rattus3102]

​@@jordanschlansky4093It's not a lie if you believe it! 😂

[@EvilApple567]

I never realized at the end when Jerry says "oh that Michael" Kramer (Micheal Richards) looks over very jumpy. Admittedly it's very Kramer like behavior but to me it looks like Richards was caught off guard and thought Jerry was talking about him out of character lmao

[@tanwera]

It was in the script, so doubtful.

[@inncogneato6341]

Good catch. I think you’re right.

[@leegrabelsky2696]

Yea that's police woman was Lydia on Two in a Half Men

[@CoinRunner175]

Bingo|

[@Argonaut121]

It was always the bit characters that made Seinfeld so great. Mr Bookman being possibly the greatest.

[@raymondliang7]

“I got rejected by a BALD woman.”

[@CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages]

"What?"

[@Blas4ublasphemy]

@@CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages It was like I was looking in the mirror

[@LB14745]

You blew it!

[@joycampi7233]

A bald woman rejected me.

[@trevertravis8963]

Scalp was clean.

[@ffffv4999]

I have a crush on that cop actress so bad

[@bozak2320]

Get in line

[@ffffv4999]

@@bozak2320🫡

[@BDUBZ49]

Meh

[@SteveVdw]

She also played Lydia in Two and a Half Men.

[@ryman1933]

​@@BDUBZ49 I can't even imagine your standard of beauty if that woman is a meh to you

[@presntnow]

She is a nice officer, good choice Jerry! 😀 You were wise however to advise her to leave weapons at home on the first date! 😂

[@DJSeanE]

That's one of my favorite episodes. 😂

[@doct0rnic]

Of Melrose place?

[@guguigugu]

I've seen all episodes of Melrose Place. I remember nothing about it.

[@fromthehaven94]

Not even Sydney and Jane's fight in the pool? With Sydney in their grandma's wedding dress?

[@guguigugu]

@fromthehaven94 who are these people?

[@TheWs235]

I remember one episode where that mute woman was Sydney's date, it was quite a progressive show for the time

[@civlyzed]

I've never watched it. I swear!

[@fromthehaven94]

@@guguigugu Did Jane's fiance kidnap Sydney and take her to Las Vegas? And if so, did she enjoy it?

[@markscott6414]

Was showing Elaine how you shake a bottle slightly suggestive? Not that there’s anything wrong with that….

[@joycampi7233]

I thought so.

[@praeamble]

Them all sitting down to watch Melrose Place at the end is kind of wholesome.

[@johngonzalez4298]

Kramer 🤣

[@IHWKR]

Jerry's world's collided with that poly

[@12345682900]

500 years from now, there'll still be The Three Stooges, I love Lucy, MASH, Cheers, and Seinfeld.

[@pokerpsychosis]

excited about the pouty

[@us-Bahn]

Poor Jerry, cracked under the pressure

[@mauro-op2ge]

Jerry Seinfeld es un genio, el hecho que mire melrose place a escondidas es de las cosas más graciosas de la serie.

[@LauRa-re9un]

Porque todo el mundo lo hacía en esa época. Nadie quería aceptar que miraba Melrose Place porque era como ver una telenovela barata. Es como pasa en español, que la gente mira las telenovelas y no lo quiere decir, pero este capítulo está muy cómico. Saludos.

[@mauro-op2ge]

@LauRa-re9un Es verdad. Jerry es adorable

[@MichaelMossmanNZ]

@@LauRa-re9un Not everyone ... it was a cheap soap opera!

[@LauRa-re9un]

@@MichaelMossmanNZ I watched it and didn´t want to say that I did. That is why I find this chapter so funny LOL

[@steveambielli]

Make the eyes almond. Always.

[@P8P89]

EVIL almond eyes!

[@steveambielli]

@@P8P89

[@truthhurts3524]

Nice to see Jerry has a blue puffy shirt. 😂

[@civlyzed]

I noticed that too and when I looked back at some of the stuff I wore in the early 90s, I almost cringe, but everyone else was doing it...peer pressure.

[@ftroop8462]

Deceitful, duplicitous, deceptive...outrageous.

[@MichaelMossmanNZ]

All the D words ... despicable =)

[@renaissance18]

jerry shaking the bottle = you know what i mean = the human hot dog at 3:02 LOL

[@MichaelMossmanNZ]

Elaine was struggling to keep a straight face =)

[@WULDORI]

4:45 “I can be with a man who lied about watching Melrose Place; I CAN’T be with a man who feels no shame in telling me the truth that he watches Melrose Place.”

[@DarinDan-t5s]

Cop is Lydia from two and half men.

[@joycampi7233]

You're right! I never put it together!

[@FredEPLk]

Her voice is unmistakable

[@chrissantos5580]

Nooo way

[@doct0rnic]

My only thought is that the cop thought this would be a fun way to share her job with Jerry But it backfired

[@rjathar]

"it's not a lie if you believe it" describes a lot of politics these days

[@jeremytung1632]

The lie detector doesn’t really work. In fact the guy who invented it was disappointed with how it came to be used.

[@TheTruthKiwi]

I know it's just a show but it'd be cool to have the confidence that when you see an attractive woman you just assume there's going to be a date.

[@fakename6658]

You can.

[@ManelPeate]

"Yeah, I think I will, I like having the law on my side"

[@LegalLatinoHeat]

Costanza is the best. The best I tell you

[@ryanwesneski5359]

1:15 her delivery of these lines has always felt bizarre to me 🤔

[@MichaelMossmanNZ]

2:39 Who do you think you are, Castanza? 4:41 Sgt Tierny is doing well to hold in her laughter =)

[@davebaconusa1062]

1:50 Look at his 90’s shirt, it’s so puffy. Why was he so against the puffy pirate shirt?

[@1738Crafting]

To quote the man “ I do not particularly want to become a pirate of the great sea”

[@Spaghetto7]

Have you seen the puffy shirt? It was ridiculous

[@ebutuoyYT]

It’s not a lie, if you believe it. From a joke by comedians, to the major ideology of modern politics 😮

[@nonpersonhuman]

Melrose Place!?! Yikes Jerry.

[@timc3773]

Classic episode!😅

[@johndorian473]

That police woman sounds like Lydia from two and a half men

[@JK-uj8ur]

Lydia from 2and a half man

[@vipahman]

I haven't seen Melrose Place either! No really, I haven't!

[@troyduffie3836]

This is season 6 episode 15, “The Beard, “ not episode 16.

[@hndl771]

Do we now call George… Aladdin when he wears that rug? I think he can hide some classified documents or perhaps his PIN number under that toupee.

[@fuzzfacelogic789]

I know I sound like George but I am really attracted to that police woman.

[@ManelPeate]

It's her, I recognize her, she was from Two and a Half Men, she was Charlie's girlfriend who bare a resemblance to his mother

[@TheGameCapsule]

This is a very funny bit but I think it would've been funnier if Jerry never told Elaine in their scene together and said he didn't watch it, and then George wants to advise Jerry to cheat the poly but Jerry says he doesn't need the help because he doesn't watch, then to have his outburst and reveal he does in fact watch the show

[@kanukki84]

lie detector doesn't work like that..

[@therickbarry]

…are you guys talking about Melrose Place?

[@grouchygrundle]

I jist recognized the female officer. She was one of charlie harpers gfs on two and a half men.

[@phillipyau4234]

George's still wearing a to pay wing

[@nanka2002]

And if so... Did she enjoy it?

[@somebodyelse5677]

0:10 AI bro before AI bros

[@edutemoche5369]

The police is the Realtor from two and half men. The one that is the younger versión of Charlie s mom

[@lori25hu]

Your BOLD 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@TRA]

Hated Elaine for topping Georgie’s beard

[@freeskier175]

She should have brought her handcuffs on the date.

[@dharmamin2]

@2:20 this shirt is puffy enough!

[@POPLSEV7]

George is the mastermind🤣💯👍

[@gottagift]

Baywatch had the same problem. All them women running in bikinis in slow motion. Nobody wanted to admit to watching Baywatch.

[@ironsteal]

That button is in no man's land

[@Grins1811]

For a guy that didn’t want to wear a puffy shirt, Jerrys” shirt is very puffy.

[@shuriKen469]

who is this Nelrose plays they talkin about, does she livestream on twitch or onlyfans?

[@jeffgietz4808]

….ohhh…she’s gorgeous!!

[@arvindhmani06]

She's quite breathtaking.

[@Blas4ublasphemy]

@@arvindhmani06 She's a dog!

[@goldbigeagle6772]

See that's funny

[@Zzrdemon6633]

And once again JLD is still smoking 🔥🔥🔥

[@phillipyau4234]

I don't know 😅😂❤

[@JanetStarChild]

Embarrassed of watching Melrose Place? Well, sure, but you could do a lot worst. I know people who unapologetically watch abysmal crap like The Bachelor/Bachelorette.

[@fromthehaven94]

@@JanetStarChild If it's any consolation, more people probably watched Melrose Place at its peak than the people who watch The Bachelor/Bachelorette.

[@artsmith103]

129 W 81st Street.

[@JamesLaumand]

Do they still do sketch artis

[@Love-tv5bs]

Michael,,,,😮

[@jessewemyss1789]

I've never seen it...

[@nielsSavantKing]

? George in the beginnig had hair. But later on no hair?

[@geneziogenezio3299]

GORGE AND HIS TOUPE LOL LOL HE LOOKS MUCH YOUNGER WITH HIS TOUPE LOL LOL GORGE LOOKS SO TINY/SHORT AND CUTE LOL LOL

[@ankursingh9548]

Ohh that michael i hate him he is just so schmuck 😂

[@abrahamthebewildered1448]

*Smug.

[@rettbull9100]

Jerry doesn't understand. Men are use to that motion. Women like Elaine are not.

[@huzaifshah2139]

She was in two and a half men too. Of course here she's too young.

[@HankAaronJoseph19]

What's the most embarrassing show you watch?

[@MichaelMossmanNZ]

Melrose Place =)

[@DunedinMultimedia2]

Jerry hasn't turned out too well. A cranky old man complaining about the 'far left'. He was funny once.

[@trevertravis8963]

"It's not a lie...if you believe it." Kamala's campaign slogan.

[@lisaroberts8556]

🥤😂💦👍

[@Drew-bc7zj]

"How can I make this political?" said the 🤡

[@lisaroberts8556]

@@trevertravis8963 It’s funny! 🥤😂💦👍

[@doct0rnic]

Alright get out of here and your political drama

[@wickedjr70]

The woman playing to cop was an awful actor.

[@christopherblack8435]

I'm excited about pouty 😅😊

[@ED-wj5tp]

What’s with the oversized shirt