Get Wined & Dined By George Costanza | Seinfeld

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00:00 George's only hope. (From S3E16: 'The Fix-Up')
00:33 Intro
00:38 George pours merlot for his cousin. (From S9E5: 'The Junk Mail')
01:26 George gives Steinbrenner a taste of calzone. (From S7E20: 'The Calzone')
02:10 George, the perfect gentleman. (From S6E6: 'The Gymnast)
02:55 George thrives on a double date. (From S5E9: 'The Masseuse')
04:16 George dips the way he wants to dip. (From S4E19: 'The Implant')
05:16 George gets a jump on the canapés. (From S8E4: 'The Little Kicks')
05:58 George orders from the soup nazi. (From S7E6: 'The Soup Nazi')
06:47 George introduces food into his love-making. (From S9E4: 'The Blood')
07:58 George orders the opposite. (From S5E22: 'The Opposite')
10:56 George and the ice cream. (From S5E6: 'The Lip Reader')
11:42 George doesn't drink wine, he likes pepsi. (From S5E13: 'The Dinner Party')
13:29 George is compared to rissoto. (From S5E1: 'The Mango')
14:58 George eats his Snickers with a knife and fork. (From S6E3: 'The Pledge Drive')
15:47 George waits for a call (From S2E11: 'The Chinese Restaurant')
17:18 George orders from the vending machine (From S9E11: 'The Dealership')
19:19 George brings an outside cucumber. (From S2E8: 'The Heart Attack')
21:23 George leaves a tip. (From S7E20: 'The Calzone')
21:57 George paid for lunch. (From S6E2: 'The Big Salad')
23:16 George cooks breakfast. (From S5E21: 'The Hamptons')
24:31 George makes sandwiches. (From S5E12: 'The Stall')
26:49 George catches a loaf. (From S7E11: 'The Rye')
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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[@Sa199_]

"So hopelessness is the key." "It's my only hope." 😂

[@damienwilloughby]

🤣

[@tokenblack7983]

Such good writing. Like no other

[@sitdowndogbreath]

And here we are today

[@sal4992]

Honestly, they are all terrific actors but George is the reason why I watch this show. Unbelievable performance. Fits the act so perfectly.

[@jumahbrady670]

Facts 💯

[@ZizaDlamini]

He is fantastic ❤

[@Quadrupliplex]

yes, George is the best character and his issues always tie all the others together. he is also, essentially, the proxy for Larry David.

[@mostdefrecords4334]

Thats his life Short bald headed jew😂

[@ClydeHUC]

Yes.The Actors all play characters very unlike themselves. George is probably the most unlike Jason.

[@brickforge1284]

George Costanza is one of the most relatable and legendary sitcom characters ever, Jason deserved some award for that.

[@B1astFriend]

i think he won something. lol

[@rufusray]

Im not sure about other awards, but he is in fact the only cast member to never win an emmy, though he was nominated 7 or 8 times. Michael Richard's won the most Emmys of the 4 main cast members.

[@brickforge1284]

@@rufusray Jason won some sag awards but he deserved some Emmy recognition, Michael Richards also was terrific and deserved his own emmys

[@DhooomKetu]

George is an icon . The more you grow more you relate to him 😂

[@edwardburch7939]

So we are all a little Larry David inside of us

[@jaya1000]

Everyone wishes they were kramer. Unemployed yet self sufficient. But in reality we are George paying 2300/mo for a 1 bedroom apartment making 60k/yr

[@HARBRINGERZERO]

“Big Stein wants a little taste.” I always loved when George Steinbrenner was onscreen. 🤣

[@raymondliang7]

"Nothing more satisfying after a meal than looking down and just seeing the table."

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

George Steinbrenner was hilarious! All the boss's George & Elaine have are hilarious! 😂

[@LuluRay77]

Wait .. iv never never noticed, right before George eats out of the trash, Mrs. Enright asks him if he wants any FOOD ..and he says no 😂😂😂

[@89cgil]

“Take one dip, and END IT”!!

[@cygnustsp]

One of Jerry's favorite lines from the show

[@user-ol9qz1vm7z]

The best!

[@user-ol9qz1vm7z]

Or the outside cucumber

[@alexshank1414]

Where’s George’s Kung Pao Chicken? You know he likes his chicken spicy.

[@user-ue4rd1mf1v]

George is gettin upset!

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

George likes his chicken spicy! 😂

[@kevintamas7164]

The Double Dip Timmy, a legend!!!

[@Froghorn_]

“Well I’m sorry, Timmy….”

[@JamieJamz]

I need a gortex jacket for my Minnesota winters 😂

[@TheStuport]

One of the Greatest George Moments for me is when he navigates that Eclair to his yapper...then he is suddenly busted by Mrs. Enright! 🤣🤣🤣

[@rickleitch1036]

Priceless

[@sexhaver420]

Beautifully said

[@Turfsurfer62]

The “hovering” eclair! Awesome episode

[@TheStuport]

@@Turfsurfer62 "above the rim" 🤣

[@Turfsurfer62]

@@TheStuport 😂

[@inncogneato6341]

‘No. I feel full after the risotto.’

[@walterfristoe4643]

George is one of those people who just can't win for losing! 🤣

[@spiegeltn]

Yeah, and I want a calzone now. 😏

[@Sacred_Fire]

I like "George likes his chicken spicey."

[@antakalipa]

Timmy was right, you can't double dip. 😂😂😂 George was arrogant.

[@toxictacticalfanboi]

The only exception to double dipping is if it’s your own dip and not sharing. Otherwise Timmy is 💯 right 🤣

[@mikeonthecomputer]

@@toxictacticalfanboi MythBusters had an episode on it, growing cultures after the fact. Timmy was wrong. George is right.

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

Look at the look on Timmy's face even before GC double dipped. He was looking for trouble.

[@JaxRiley]

I really don't see the problem if you break the chip with your teeth so there's really no point of contact with your mouth, or if you turn the chip around. Y'all are germaphobes these days 😂

[@That-Will-Do-It]

​​@@JaxRiley Ive always felt that turning the chip around is good around family. Friends, acquaintances, and or strangers though? I wouldn't risk it. You never know how one might react or if people start talking about you behind your back because of it, even if its not all that weird. People like to make a big deal out of things.

[@vantheman1238]

Seinfeld, The Opposite one of the finest comedy shows of all time. Genius.

[@josemaria8177]

The best advice when dining chez George is to remember to always refuse an eclair, never forget to eat the marble rye and to always check your scrambled eggs for lobster

[@Cookieboy70]

Also, make sure the chicken is spicy. Cookieboy70 likes his chicken spicy.

[@MrAnimeFights]

And whatever you do, never ever order the pastrami on rye with mustard

[@olddirtybasterd-ex2vb]

The only thing you really need to remember; never allow food in the bedroom.

[@ceave]

But you had to have the BIG SALAD

[@jeremytung1632]

Should have called this compilation “get Pepsi’d and dined with George” because there’s no way wine is better than Pepsi.

[@James-uz3sg]

I’ve always appreciated that they made George a gavone when it comes to eating.

[@matt8264]

Only a New Yorker would get that comment.

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

​@@matt8264Jersey too.

[@SoFloCo-ne4rk]

He was just hungry.

[@Unknown-ow5xy]

This guy is a hero he standing up to protect bowl for all of us from double dipper George.

[@rattus3102]

😂😂

[@sitdowndogbreath]

Nah just an Irish guy looking for a fight

[@steefvanburen7985]

George is a Hero in the world of double dippers. So you better watch out, before we double dip you!

[@marialaura9671]

I love George! 😂😂😂

[@POPLSEV7]

George is the best🤣💯👍

[@alia1413]

2:18 The fastest transition from being a gentleman to a bum 😂😂

[@jaya1000]

It was hovering, like an angel!

[@montechemalehman9481]

No soup for you 😂

[@kathrynbillinghurst188]

“Just take one ☝️ dip and END IT!!” 😝

[@rattus3102]

The only exception is when you have your own dipping bowl! 😂

[@markuse3472]

Thirteen (13) hours on KZbin and Forty Seven Thousand (47K) views already! The best and funniest sitcom ever.

[@PokeBowl82]

"Good for the tuna ... 😒" .. haha, it never gets old 🤣

[@dwainehiggins4451]

Timmy needs another episode!

[@maryann3866]

The double dip... 😅😅

[@abcdefgh4404]

Please make one of Kramer eating fruits during the seasons 😂😂😂

[@alexatrianta272]

George is enjoyably hilarious !!! 🎊

[@lori25hu]

George being George Can’t stand YAAAAA !!!

[@MK8Klexify]

George never learns his lessons Just like Larry David😂

[@phillysportsmedia2825]

I gotta agree with George on this one, you gotta bring something each time you are invited to a party unless it’s birthday party. You invited us we are not hosting you at you’re house

[@5xchamps269]

"The Pastrami scene"

[@aussie8114]

George is like the successful version of me 😅

[@shareofmoney]

Deep down inside, George Costanza is all of us. 😂

[@gaitero1983]

No than deep brother 😅😅

[@uberpwner48]

@ our lowest.

[@rattus3102]

Timmy is an annoying guy, but he's right about that: You DON'T double-dip!

[@bcvc3365]

I ❤ George

[@ericfontaine2145]

Amongst the greatest TV sitcoms of all time and definitely 1 of my top 3.

[@HauntedDoll-tb4iw]

i think this is smart, showing us the clips and giving us the Season and Episodes and title like that

[@uneedtherapy42]

I am George You are George We are all George

[@beani24329]

George with Tony. He was in love with him 😂

[@jaya1000]

He asked him out on a date to go bowling

[@EZZMONEY]

Everything that comes out of Costanza's mouth has hopeless, apathetic, pessimistic Larry David all over it 🤣

[@ColKurtzknew]

This entire montage is breathtaking.

[@MarcoSpeaksNadsat]

Jerry dated Stifler's mom.

[@cityhawk]

He pretty much dated everyone’s mom. I’m here all weekend. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

[@sincerelystefanie.]

“You know, we’re living in a society!” Classic!

[@heavenlywells3818]

Love you George 💞 but 🍷 is better than Pepsi 😊

[@Whoeverwhateverwhenever]

Awesome video! Please make longer videos, like this one, instead of short ones 🙂

[@brickforge1284]

What’s the deal with these videos?

[@OCX600RR]

@@brickforge1284 And why are they usually all so short?!

[@brickforge1284]

@@OCX600RR george is getting upset

[@dwainehiggins4451]

The longer versions are called the episodes. They’re available for purchase 😬😬

[@OCX600RR]

@@dwainehiggins4451 Well aren't you something!

[@carlmorris1959]

I love to watch George eat!!! Lol

[@irfankhan2378]

You are pushing your luck little man 😅

[@Drew-bc7zj]

13:30 *Lisa Edelstein* 😻

[@user-px8lx9dp6h]

George 🥶 wearing gortex gear is hilarious 😂!!!

[@funkyboodah]

janice was in seinfeld????

[@JohnSmith-tk7nt]

"Y'know, pastrami is the most sensual of the salted, cured meats." I say this every time my wife and I start to get familiar 😅

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

😂🤣😂

[@geeky_gunner]

How Jason Alexander didn't back it massive is beyond me. Such a talented actor.

[@sauvvvy]

That soup Nazis but was just insane comedy, that kind of comic genius just doesn't exist again.. I mean how do you even come up with something like that

[@richarda4020]

Wow. A masterclass in how to beat the great salmon run and tri! Amazing.

[@jonvia]

George likes his chicken spicy.

[@jaymilo8425]

Id like to think Cartman got his inspiration for feeding that kids parents to him feom George where he made the eggs with lobster...follow that up with Tony episode and how he turns his cap backwards 😂, its probably the biggest TV snub of all time that he didn't win an Emmy

[@timetowakeup6302]

“Mrs. Enwright! Mrs. Enwright!!!!!” 😂

[@kurt6410]

They say ostrich has less fat but you eat more of it

[@johnniepiko]

"My name is George, I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents." 🤣

[@carpe996]

That look back after Victoria says " Hi ! " is classic

[@briancox9357]

George should have stuck with Karen (Risotto). She was beautiful and smart and really into him.

[@fernkenobi]

the "leaving a tip" scene at paisanos is so relatable, lmao.

[@kathrynbillinghurst188]

I love 💕 these longer uploads! Great value…thanx heaps! 💕✨😘🥊✨💕✨ 🫶

[@bowwatson1983]

Around 3:56 IS THAT JENNIFER COOLIDGE??? If so wheres her accent? 😮

[@starseedswisdom3997]

Schnizer's. Perfect ending.

[@shawndiebold]

Why do I get pesto? Why do I think I'll like it? I keep trying to like it, like I have to like it.

[@bossfan49]

Seattle. The "pesto" of cities!

[@josepha3805]

Pesto is in nowadays

[@charthers8903]

When you’re hopeless you don’t care, and when you don’t care that indifference makes you attractive - Who said there was nowhere to learn game in the 90s?

[@deloevans9122]

It’s gortext😂

[@OCX600RR]

...Schnitzers

[@markwegner6821]

I'm thinking George could get a Pepsi contract out of this one. And Seinfeld maybe a Coke Cola deal. 💎

[@mrj2654]

Out of all the indignant people ive seen on curb, no one matches the double dip guy. Perfect delivery, underated, before his time.

[@cygnustsp]

11:05 a true gentleman, he takes his cap off to eat

[@guguigugu]

that looks a little light for a merlot

[@SoFloCo-ne4rk]

Good eye. They always get that kind of thing wrong on TV shows. Probably a cheap Beaujolais.

[@Metalgearray97]

My biggest question is why would he eat out of the trash? 💀 top was closed and all so there must be germs and bacteria all over it

[@bossfan49]

What kind of filth do you live in?

[@rattus3102]

I've wondered that for years too! 🤔 It's not like he needs to eat out of trash cans....😝

[@user-et6pj4db9s]

I always noticed Jason made George an absolute pig at the dinner table. Anytime you see him eating he's gluttonous, stuffing food endlessly into his gob.

[@ncapone87]

Hey buddy, there's a new invention. It's called a napkin

[@Yayokamikazetattoo]

Goretex 😂😂😂

[@cygnustsp]

11:33 Larry David?

[@theheckwithit]

this channel is the Borko of Seinfeld

[@bossfan49]

Borko?

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

He's a Serbian KZbinr who's been posting Sopranos clips for a few years. You can watch the whole series in clip form.

[@jonas90.]

George and food for me is: I'M AN EGGPLANT! 😂😂😂

[@Glnn_n]

When he turns his head backwards 😂😂😂😂

[@Turfsurfer62]

If you believe it…. It’s not a lie …

[@mkl5448]

Without the George character, there isn't a show. It's just a fact.

[@memy4460]

Ohhhhh. Myyyy. Goood.

[@alexd9134]

George's dark haired girlfriend looks incredible

[@Nueztoy]

4:58 Wait. Is that Jerry laughng?

[@bossfan49]

Sounds just like him.

[@jaya1000]

I feel full after the rizzoto

[@stephenb2276]

Get wined and dined by George part II

[@edw1n-z]

14:10 its cuddy!

[@champawattieramgopal3328]

I Love george

[@rufusray]

Its funny to think of all places the soup notsi went to argentina after closing his shop, considering the history of actual notsis doing the same after the fall of the reich. Many of them did exactly that.

[@conradsieber7883]

"just take one dip and end it"

[@What_is_wrong_with_this_world]

Hopelessnes, Georges only hope. Lol

[@Frookie11]

Now I want an eclair z🤔

[@normgardner4560]

Timmy has one odd - shaped head!!