Kramer Pretends To Have A Job | The Bizarro Jerry | Seinfeld

"Look, Jerry, I don't know if you've noticed... but lately I've been drifting aimlessly."
From Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 3 The Bizarro Jerry: George uses Susan's death to pick up women. Elaine's new friend is Jerry's exact opposite. Jerry's new girlfriend has manly hands. Kramer pretends to work for an upscale firm.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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[@memoryhero]

Kramer sitting at the center of the afterwork happy hour cadre after a single day of work is my spirit animal.

[@gaylordmswagger2523]

Huh.. I always hated being in the centre of things

[@therealsapdad1942]

​@@ImMilkthedogwhy not

[@redman958]

​@@ImMilkthedog or can it?

[@XB10001]

​@@redman958after all, people ARE animals.

[@EncrypticMethods]

Kramer is definetly an animal ​@@ImMilkthedog

[@paulv7554]

I love how Kramer doesn't need a job for money. He needs it for structure.

[@TheFujiwuji]

Jerry, I don't know if you've noticed, but lately, I've been drifting aimlessly. Now that you mention it...

[@willc5723]

Kramer should be an intern

[@Skynet_the_AI]

Yeah

[@gutsfinky]

If I ever won the lotto I would still work, too. For the same reason. Having somewhere to be is a powerful thing.

[@charlesknowles6301]

Well he eats for free at Jerry's.

[@BDUBZ49]

Left out the part where he walks in, goes straight for the Hennigans and asks Jerry and Elaine to keep it down to a low roar. ..."some of us have to WORK in the morning!".. 😀😀😀

[@doct0rnic]

Just watch the episode

[@chaosawaits]

😂😂😂

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

​@@doct0rnic no

[@jehudavis5422]

Hilarious!

[@fatmayo2293]

The part I was looking forward to most

[@ftroop8462]

"It's eight o'clock in the morning what's going on" lol he says that like it's 4am

[@nighttray1489]

He’s a comedian for nightclubs, on the rare days he works he’s probably not getting home till 3 in the morning

[@jimmyrubin4862]

I know, I was usually already at work by that time.

[@guguigugu]

i dont think comedians get up at eight

[@jimmyrubin4862]

@@guguigugu Well, Jerry can't be THAT much of a late riser. On the show where George was taking a vacation even though he wasn't working, Jerry said "How can you take a vacation when you're unemployed? What, do ya need a break from gettin up at eleven?"

[@VanillaLimeCoke]

Nah.... Maybe more like barely 6am or just past sunrise

[@j.gregory6478]

My favorite part is where Kramer's pointing at the chart. If you listen carefully he points at the white bar and says "there's white here but no green." 😆

[@tastethejace]

Logic checks out

[@mitchellbell5354]

Stonks

[@enjoythemoment6596]

2:03

[@mikeavve]

Tbh, i’ve heard stupider comments in some meetings i have attended 😂

[@hogie9]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@stevenwebb3634]

Kramer's life is a Choose Your Own Adventure book

[@gutsfinky]

It must be thrilling to be kramer

[@bonek350]

haha! That's a great way to describe him.

[@mummyjohn]

yeah literally everyone's is...and then some complain about the adventure. Like bro...look in the mirror XD

[@josefinebliss2801]

@@mummyjohn Nahh not really right, only if you're rich... Most people has to take what job they can to get by and then you are pretty much stuck lol

[@EmporerSwag]

Kramer getting carried back by the surge of people getting off the train had me rolling

[@note_finger]

it was so smooth like he was on rollerskates or something

[@tastethejace]

​@@note_finger the phsyical comedy genius of Michael Richards

[@shuriKen469]

could've been the next Mr. Bean if he wasn't a stand up guy.

[@steveganfish7146]

His physical comedy is unrivaled

[@sealswimswim354]

Kramer and Jerry arguing like a classic married couple is hilarious. 🤣

[@waryaawariiri1812]

That was the intention.

[@ropeypossum3313]

Don't explain the joke.

[@shane727]

I don't get it

[@joeblow229]

I found it really boring and annoying, I think "It's Always Sunny" did the same concept WAY better with two guys going to work someplace they don't really belong and the comedy that ensues.

[@jaya1000]

We never do anything anymore!

[@seveneey]

"How long have i been sleeping? what year it is?" Jerry is hilarious 😂

[@BDUBZ49]

He did a great job with his bewilderment. That moment reminds me of when he says "This is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up and he's the same but everything else is different!" George says "Which one was that?" and Jerry goes "I don't know, They were ALL like that!". 😀

[@mailson4526]

Always gets me!

[@BennyNegroFromQueens]

No he isn't. Larry David is

[@BDUBZ49]

​@@BennyNegroFromQueens This is season 8. Larry David was gone.

[@kattihatt]

Theyre funny lines, but he isnt a really good actor is he? It always feels like hes falling out of character.

[@bputulin1]

“TCB. Taking care of business.” Lol.😂😂😂

[@BlackNGoldRules]

TCBY. The Country's Best Yogurt

[@totallylegityoutubeperson4170]

This gave me an audible chuckle.

[@hamsters247]

stealing this for daily use

[@richardpierce4908]

"You don't sell the steak, you sell the SIZZLE!"

[@12Blueace]

“Well make mine a double.”

[@richardpierce4908]

@@12Blueace "Nice job K-Man!!"

[@Allenmarshall]

When I rule the world I will give you all a thousand acres.

[@BennyNegroFromQueens]

Giddiup

[@greg1503]

You guys are funny. 😂

[@josemaria8177]

Kramer going to work to the sound of 9 to 5 (Morning Train) is one of the greatest Seinfeld moments, and that's saying a lot

[@BDUBZ49]

Same music George had when he was "handicapped" at PlayNow!.

[@doct0rnic]

I love the subway and the bar bit

[@beani24329]

@@BDUBZ49I think of both of these whenever that song plays.

[@chaosawaits]

The pseudo-relationship scene between Jerry and Kramer was pretty great too

[@BDUBZ49]

@@chaosawaits It was like they were living out the scenario from an earlier episode where Kramer lectures Jerry about what it's like being married.... "You know what you do at dinner time? You talk about your day!!!"

[@maxmatherly1974]

Seeing Kramer having a job is definitely bizarro

[@crossxfuse]

"I don't even really work here" such an iconic line and one of my favorite lines from Kramer

[@stevefowler5970]

"That's what makes this so difficult" is the more clever line.....

[@opticalmixing23]

Me too!

[@brandondrake14]

​@@stevefowler5970 EXACTLY CORRECT!!!

[@lucashenderson2775]

Morning Train will always make me laugh because I always think of this and George pretending to be disabled to work at Play Now.

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

No it doesn't.

[@raspberryf.m.]

@@scarygary-qq1pjwhat?

[@backfru]

It really doesnt

[@josephrad82]

That’s where it’s from, i wasn’t sure

[@JakeKoenig]

George trying to fool his boss with the mirror/cane trick is my favorite part.

[@martynhawthorne7294]

Next time my boss asked me what I’ve been doing 100% I’m saying I’ve been doing TCB 😂😂

[@sweetdaisy9918]

😂😂😂😂

[@llarmstrong783]

Or working on the Penske File

[@DebitAdams]

​@llarmstrong783 you are not Penske material

[@llarmstrong783]

@@DebitAdams Well, we will see about that. Ta ta Tutel

[@mediocreman2]

Not "doing TCB". Just TCB.

[@kgisabeast]

“Just trying to get ahead” I use that line all the time 😂

[@FOXZILLA5734]

What makes this so funny is that kramer admitted he doesn't really work there when he's about to be let go and the boss says thats why it makes it so difficult looks like they already knew he never worked there but kept him because everyone loved him 😂

[@danielwesterlund1905]

Does the job better and cheaper than HR.

[@Allenmarshall]

Mr. Leland: I'm sorry. There's just no way we can keep you on. Kramer: But I don't really work here. Mr. Leland: That's what makes this so difficult. *My favorite thing ever*

[@llarmstrong783]

Why would Leland care if Kramer just hung out all day?

[@Everythingisgoingtobealright]

My favorite line of the whole series.

[@Antyvas]

@@llarmstrong783 Maybe his report structure was contagious.

[@GameTime-yj6qv]

The comedic timing was perfect

[@Kingdizzleltdinc615]

Crazy thing is that type of dedication is what you need,guys who want to work and don’t want to get paid for it 😂😂😂

[@cosminmoise13]

''Call if you're gonna be late!''😂😂😂

[@Spacemutiny]

I love that during the montage Kramer is presenting a report to staff. Like what is he even talking about? 😂

[@matthewmorgan4765]

Something about "it's white here, and no green!"

[@livhuwanimukhondo5600]

😂

[@spaceman5734]

White lines in the chart

[@yellowblanka6058]

@@matthewmorgan4765 Lol, that cracked me up the first time I listened closely.

[@Jose-se9pu]

"TCB" is still the way I use to describe my position at work. Saves time.

[@TheGrowlerCatB2BGame]

"Keep it to a low roar, some of us have to get up and go to work in the morning."

[@attyla2926]

Kramer working is the most funny thing seen in Seinfeld😂

[@Sillylawyer]

“……….it’s your third day?????” 😂😂😂

[@joycampi7233]

"What happened to your hand?" "Like you care." 😂

[@themajordudes8194]

Was that when Man-Hands grabbed him by the wrist?

[@harryricochet8134]

@@themajordudes8194 Yep, it was like dating George the Animal Steele lol

[@huzaifshah2139]

Mr Leland : There's just no way we could keep you on. Kramer : But I don't even really work here. Mr Leland : That's what makes this so difficult. Epic 😂

[@llarmstrong783]

I bet Kramer is Penske Material too.

[@doct0rnic]

I could only imagine the conversation Leeland had to others about how he had to tell the dude who was just hanging out to leave

[@travisdonaldstanley6420]

He wasn't hanging out, he was actually writing reports and trying. Did you see the part about the ulcer? You are thinking of George.😊

[@llarmstrong783]

@@travisdonaldstanley6420 Kramer probably did more work at Brant Leland than George did on the Penske File.

[@vikramjadhav3631]

Had me rolling 🤣🤣. Mr Leland knew that he's been working there without being employed.

[@nebulousy]

This is my favorite episode. All 4 storylines are comedy gold.

[@AdamB12]

lol Kramer with a suitcase full of Ritz.

[@JayClearman411]

I love ritz crackers… but they’ve definitely changed something in them in the last couple of years.

[@Tripp393]

"But I don't really even work here" "That's what makes this so difficult." One of the golden exchanges of tv history.

[@Dengtui_01]

This whole chain of events was due to George obsessing over toilets, again.

[@beani24329]

It’s also why he refused to leave Play Now when he was caught being fake handicapped and wanted to stay for the entire contract. He had private access to one of the best handicapped toilets in the city.

[@Greendalewitch]

@@beani24329 I love how petty he was. Its strangely relatable. He would rather work in a small office with no AC, in a building where everyone hates him, just so he can spite them and have access to a wonderful bathroom. He could have left with six months pay, but he didnt, and its wonderful.

[@Andresseus]

2:20 That joke at the table scene always stuck with me and it lives rent free in my head. I've worked so many different office jobs and I've always been reminded of this scene.

[@RascalsOnTheLoose]

Watching Seinfeld (Greatest show of all time) is medicine to the soul!!!

[@walden6272]

It sure is. When I feel stressed or bored, Seinfeld is the medicine I need.

[@RascalsOnTheLoose]

​@walden6272 absolutely! I watch it everyday

[@C0H87]

I still think this is one of the funniest Kramer side plots in the whole series

[@fossilslayer]

Kramer washing his shoes under water cooler tap 😂

[@shanerose7204]

The look on the guy’s face is just the cherry on top 😂

[@86kid.]

Gotta love it how he just drops the plates and goes to work. 😅

[@beani24329]

Jerry: what do you do down there? Kramer: TCB. Taking care of business

[@KingDowmusic]

I love how they went into a bromance relationship lolll

[@SkiKoala]

"Old Man Leeland"

[@rudeboyrg]

Love the random bar graph with no labels.

[@KTS_85]

“There’s white here, but no green.”

[@bessiebess3193]

jerry waiting for Kramer in the dark is like a married wife waiting for her late husband after work! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@totallylegityoutubeperson4170]

"That's what makes this so difficult." 😂😂😂😂

[@gutz1981]

2:02 "You got white here. But there, no green." It makes the scene where he gets fired even more funny knowing the type of work he actually was going there. 🤣🤣

[@sebastiantrias1529]

Who could have thought Kramer would better work relationship at a fake job, then George on a real one.

[@12Blueace]

Kramer was will to give up all his free time for his fake job. George can’t even give up a moment of his for any of real jobs.

[@llarmstrong783]

He got fired even though he didn't really work there

[@Cookieboy70]

My favorite part of this whole scene is when he is on the subway, 1:57 he's nearly in there and then just gets bodied out by 2 people.

[@MyKingdomForAK9]

☺️. Me, too. Loved that scene❣️Happened to me on my mid-1990s Chicago El commutes (upon exiting downtown). I'd get backwards semi-crushed, and I'm a tall, muscular gal. 😅😄

[@andrasszabo1570]

People in New York don't wait until the passengers get off? I thought that was only Kramer for comical purposes 🤔

[@MyKingdomForAK9]

@@andrasszabo1570 Some folks have zero patience, however, those subway doors close rather abruptly.

[@ajbianchi85]

Not unrealistic, I enforce commuter rules daily

[@imchris5000]

@@andrasszabo1570 they dont wait for anyone

[@supersaiyanzero386]

This show is an AMAZING remedy for anxiety.

[@Golfdad8356]

Amen to that. When I get home from a long work day I put on a random Seinfeld episode and the anxiety fades away

[@DeNieuweBeelding]

@@Golfdad8356 Do you even really work there?

[@Golfdad8356]

@@DeNieuweBeelding TCB.. Taking care of business!

[@jordanwhite8099]

Jerry throughout the whole show wants to act like he doesnt care about his friends but when his friends are busy with their lives, he's bored

[@12Blueace]

Without them around, who is he gonna make sarcastic comments to? Strangers?

[@throttley]

The best thing about this channel is it has no ads . Nice treat for the fans🖤

[@thecrow6915]

Hopefully you didn't jinx it by mentioning it

[@Durwood71]

Get an ad blocker.

[@michaelgoff4504]

He only had a short role, but the boss "firing" Kramer is really good.

[@varac5451]

“You know it’s my crazy time of the year!” Jerry: “It’s your third day….” 😂😂😂😂

[@largol33t12]

LMAO, he can't even get ON the subway! I knew that if Kramer took the subway to work it would never go well for him... 😂😂

[@anibaldk]

- I don't even really work here - That's what makes this so difficult The script writing is incredible!

[@abcdefgh4404]

TCB “taking care of business” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@enjoythemoment6596]

1:36

[@enjoythemoment6596]

1:36

[@Natedawg38]

He burns himself on the kettle and doesn't even drink from it.

[@livhuwanimukhondo5600]

😂just a morning ritual

[@NileKelly]

The "spousal" tension is hilarious. Kramer's the husband, Jerry is the wife..lol..

[@xkumanekox]

That argument Jerry and Kramer had about Kramer's job is hilariously reminiscent to the argument that Spongebob and Patrick had in that baby scallop episode 😂

[@joycampi7233]

Omg yes!!! Wasn't SpongeBob in curlers?

[@12Blueace]

@@joycampi7233He was. “By the way, you forgot your briefcase!”

[@iseekq]

Yeah! 😂 A lot of shows were inspired by Seinfeld

[@approvedbychris]

Patrick had donuts and ice cream in his briefcase 😂

[@michaelreardon303]

Good parallel

“ But I don’t really work here” ..... “ That’s what makes this so difficult”. Lol.

[@MountainMan.]

Lol, Kramer fighting to get on the subway but the crowd pushes back and he just gives up and lets the wave take him out to sea.

[@yellowblanka6058]

He is the very definition of a “string bean” physique, though to be fair even somebody very muscular would probably be swept away by that mass of humanity.

[@funholer305]

My favorite episode: Kramer goes to work...bizzaro Jerry...Man Hands!...George with the photo... unbelievable! This was all in 1 episode😮

[@SalesforceUSA]

Nobody on this planet can replace Michael Richards in that role of Cosmo. He is gold. George is the best. Amazing!!

[@GameTime-yj6qv]

Loved how Jerry turned into a housewife that isnt getting enough attention and time from his workaholic husband lol

[@nbaoldgirl]

4:57 this actor said this line so perfectly. I’ve always loved this part! 😂

[@Davez621]

Brilliant actor - he looks every bit the part of a boss.

[@nbaoldgirl]

@@Davez621Very true😊

[@troyflatland5299]

Real original take, you’re the only one who noticed! Congratulations!!

[@nbaoldgirl]

@@troyflatland5299KZbin won’t let my reply to you stay so take that for what you will 😂

[@SECRETARIATguy224]

"I don't know what this is supposed to be." That line always cracks me up because I start wondering what's in those reports.

[@shanethomasdonovan6033]

I wish I had a buddy like Kramer!! Always makes things entertaining and interesting and it's never dull!! Long Live, Cosmo Kramer!!

[@yellowblanka6058]

In reality after about a month (if that), you’d probably want to throttle him, lol. A little Kramer goes a long way.

[@SlapShotRegatta22]

The afterwork happy hour has to be the funniest two seconds in TV history. I die every time 🤣😂

[@TheKing-hp7mh]

Kramer crying about the job and jerry be like " it's your 3rd day "😂😂😂

[@just1giuleej1111]

"TCB...taking care of business!" 😂😂😂 I almost choked on my popcorn. I seriously need to use that sometime. 😆

[@seveneey]

Ahh! George and his love for washrooms .epic!!

[@BDUBZ49]

Somebody wrote up a premise for a reunion episode where George made a fortune by inventing an app that would tell you the nearest public restroom, with a rating system, but then he lost half of it in a divorce. 😀

[@RobotWillie]

@@BDUBZ49They did it in Curb instead where he sells the App to Bernie Madoff in a very low ball amount of money who makes it part of his ponzi scheme business, of course after Bernie is busted George sees how much potential it had to make money and he fell for the scam artist. Thats pretty funny too.

[@12Blueace]

@@BDUBZ49Then he lost the rest to a crooked investor.

[@BDUBZ49]

@@12Blueace Yeah, I just remembered the app. Couldn't recall the details. 😀

[@jamessnedeker4799]

Season 7 of Curb Your Enthusiasm had Larry working on a Seinfeld reunion special which is where the app comes in.

[@GlassBolinger]

"I don't even really work here." That's everybody at Starbucks on a laptop for hours.

[@beani24329]

That’s what makes this so difficult

[@ShoehornBundy]

What do you do down there all day? TCB. Taking care of business.

[@MrHartApart]

"That's what makes this so difficult." Great line.

[@snakey934Snakeybakey]

I legitimately felt happy for Kramer sing how he fit in with the rest of the office bees XD

[@jimmyzhao2673]

And he looks great in a suit.

[@Umtree]

In 5 minutes Signified creates such a vivid and dynamic story. True classic.

[@averydaymond1560]

Seinfeld always had the best actors even in small roles. The guy playing Kramer’s boss at the end has great deadpan delivery of the outrageous line “that’s what makes this so difficult”.

[@christophermccoy5724]

@0:15 "a flush like a jet engine"

[@BDUBZ49]

Sounds like an Al Bundy line.

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

0:10 ...woah

[@Matticus289]

I think this is my favorite episode

[@SophiaAphrodite]

I like the fact at the end his boss knew he wasn't an employee. But fired him anyway.

[@yellowblanka6058]

lol, he was such a drain on productivity/his “work” was so bad he was a net negative even though he wasn’t being paid and they just wanted him away from the other employees.

[@Keepskatin]

Hello Elaine 😘

[@godfather4377]

Kramer leading a presentation always gets me. hahaha. I'm sure it made no sense.

[@johansn]

“White, blue and no green”😂😂 2:03

[@Gregorrin]

1:06 How long have I been asleep? What year is this? 😂😂😂

[@deebugger]

It’s amazing that along with Kramer getting a job, this episode (which is my favorite from the show) also includes Bizarro Jerry, the girl with the man-hands, and George discovering the forbidden model city - with all plot lines threaded neatly together in under 30 minutes. A true TV masterpiece.

[@raiz91]

These bizarros episodes are the best from Seinfeld

[@alexthompson9516]

It's like a live-action cartoon.

[@carniedph]

The part where he's trying to get on the subway is an all-time favorite.

[@12345682900]

If you ever get the opportunity to tell anyone, "I don't work here," trust me, it's a beautiful thing. This was an outstanding script, very funny!

[@12345682900]

Yes, yes it is.... believe me.

[@dhooomketu]

It's like kramer trying that da vinci sleep for productivity in life 😂 Nothing works his way😅

[@Bob-i9e9i]

TCB - I've got to remember that one when someone asks me what I do.

[@anastassiosperakis2869]

Outstanding clip. Had not seen it in decades and had forgotten some excellent details.

[@proletariennenaturiste]

2:48 Damn, Jerry has a sound system! Look at the big speaker and all the tapedecks and probably hi-fi VCRs, dang.

[@yellowblanka6058]

Yet I don’t think he ever uses it during the series.

[@sirackcity]

I don’t know if you’ve noticed but lately Iv been drifting aimlessly

[@kaycharlie352]

Now that u mention it😂😂

[@moncreebrown948]

I love the fact that he's over at Jerry's cooking breakfast with the door open while Jerry's in his room. 😂😂😂😂

[@lovelywaz]

How do you fire someone that doesn't even work for you? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@houseofsaudisthebeast]

0:01 i like how the door is shaped like a big coffin, really symbolic of modern work

[@EmeraldView]

This is gold. Gold Jerry!

[@Poogienation]

Maybe I'm getting old but I finally understand this show 😭 😂

[@Agirmetal]

There was also a part where at night Kramer came to Jerry' s appartment and warned the trio to keep it down saying "some of us need to work tomorrow"

[@Sillylawyer]

So many laughs. So much fun. So many memories. And who should we thank more that anyone else????? Larry D.

[@codypugh-xr2hk]

“TCB… taking’ care of business”. My actual job responsibilities

[@jduwayne1]

SEINFELD IS ONE OF IF NOT BEST WRITTEN COMEDIES TO EVER BE PRODUCED! THE SHOW ABOUT NOTHING IS REALLY QUITE GENIUS!

[@MalnourishedGoat]

"We got white here, but... no green." -Kramer explaining a bar graph to a group of colleagues.

[@tastethejace]

Logic checks out

[@danielk8571]

Missing the "Can you keep it down to a low roar? Some of us have to work in the morning" part