Kramer Pretends To Have A Job | The Bizarro Jerry | Seinfeld

"Look, Jerry, I don't know if you've noticed... but lately I've been drifting aimlessly."
From Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 3 The Bizarro Jerry: George uses Susan's death to pick up women. Elaine's new friend is Jerry's exact opposite. Jerry's new girlfriend has manly hands. Kramer pretends to work for an upscale firm.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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[@paulv7554]

I love how Kramer doesn't need a job for money. He needs it for structure.

[@TheFujiwuji]

Jerry, I don't know if you've noticed, but lately, I've been drifting aimlessly. Now that you mention it...

[@willc5723]

Kramer should be an intern

[@Skynet_the_AI]

Yeah

[@gutsfinky]

If I ever won the lotto I would still work, too. For the same reason. Having somewhere to be is a powerful thing.

[@charlesknowles6301]

Well he eats for free at Jerry's.

[@stevenwebb3634]

Kramer's life is a Choose Your Own Adventure book

[@gutsfinky]

It must be thrilling to be kramer

[@bonek350]

haha! That's a great way to describe him.

[@mummyjohn]

yeah literally everyone's is...and then some complain about the adventure. Like bro...look in the mirror XD

[@josefinebliss2801]

@@mummyjohn Nahh not really right, only if you're rich... Most people has to take what job they can to get by and then you are pretty much stuck lol

[@GlassBolinger]

"I don't even really work here." That's everybody at Starbucks on a laptop for hours.

[@beani24329]

That’s what makes this so difficult

[@snakey934Snakeybakey]

I legitimately felt happy for Kramer sing how he fit in with the rest of the office bees XD

[@jduwayne1]

SEINFELD IS ONE OF IF NOT BEST WRITTEN COMEDIES TO EVER BE PRODUCED! THE SHOW ABOUT NOTHING IS REALLY QUITE GENIUS!

[@BV-Auto]

"I don't even really work here!"

[@gavinlamp5426]

"Lately I've been drifting aimlessly." "Now that you mention it..."

[@sealswimswim354]

Kramer and Jerry arguing like a classic married couple is hilarious. 🤣

[@waryaawariiri1812]

That was the intention.

[@ropeypossum3313]

Don't explain the joke.

[@shane727]

I don't get it

[@joeblow229]

I found it really boring and annoying, I think "It's Always Sunny" did the same concept WAY better with two guys going to work someplace they don't really belong and the comedy that ensues.

[@jaya1000]

We never do anything anymore!

[@ftroop8462]

"It's eight o'clock in the morning what's going on" lol he says that like it's 4am

[@nighttray1489]

He’s a comedian for nightclubs, on the rare days he works he’s probably not getting home till 3 in the morning

[@jimmyrubin4862]

I know, I was usually already at work by that time.

[@guguigugu]

i dont think comedians get up at eight

[@jimmyrubin4862]

@@guguigugu Well, Jerry can't be THAT much of a late riser. On the show where George was taking a vacation even though he wasn't working, Jerry said "How can you take a vacation when you're unemployed? What, do ya need a break from gettin up at eleven?"

[@VanillaLimeCoke]

Nah.... Maybe more like barely 6am or just past sunrise

[@bossfan49]

Left out the part where he walks in, goes straight for the Hennigans and asks Jerry and Elaine to keep it down to a low roar. ..."some of us have to WORK in the morning!".. 😀😀😀

[@doct0rnic]

Just watch the episode

[@chaosawaits]

😂😂😂

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

​@@doct0rnic no

[@jehudavis5422]

Hilarious!

[@fatmayo2293]

The part I was looking forward to most

[@memoryhero]

Kramer sitting at the center of the afterwork happy hour cadre after a single day of work is my spirit animal.

[@gaylordmswagger2523]

Huh.. I always hated being in the centre of things

[@therealsapdad1942]

​@@MilkeyMilkthedogwhy not

[@redman958]

​@@MilkeyMilkthedog or can it?

[@XB10001]

​@@redman958after all, people ARE animals.

[@EncrypticMethods]

Kramer is definetly an animal ​@@MilkeyMilkthedog

[@j.gregory6478]

My favorite part is where Kramer's pointing at the chart. If you listen carefully he points at the white bar and says "there's white here but no green." 😆

[@tastethejace]

Logic checks out

[@mitchellbell5354]

Stonks

[@enjoythemoment6596]

2:03

[@mikeavve]

Tbh, i’ve heard stupider comments in some meetings i have attended 😂

[@hogie9]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@FOXZILLA5734]

What makes this so funny is that kramer admitted he doesn't really work there when he's about to be let go and the boss says thats why it makes it so difficult looks like they already knew he never worked there but kept him because everyone loved him 😂

[@danielwesterlund1905]

Does the job better and cheaper than HR.

[@Allenmarshall]

Mr. Leland: I'm sorry. There's just no way we can keep you on. Kramer: But I don't really work here. Mr. Leland: That's what makes this so difficult. *My favorite thing ever*

[@llarmstrong783]

Why would Leland care if Kramer just hung out all day?

[@Everythingisgoingtobealright]

My favorite line of the whole series.

[@Antyvas]

@@llarmstrong783 Maybe his report structure was contagious.

[@GameTime-yj6qv]

The comedic timing was perfect

[@KingDizzleLTDinc.]

Crazy thing is that type of dedication is what you need,guys who want to work and don’t want to get paid for it 😂😂😂

[@martynhawthorne7294]

Next time my boss asked me what I’ve been doing 100% I’m saying I’ve been doing TCB 😂😂

[@sweetdaisy9918]

😂😂😂😂

[@llarmstrong783]

Or working on the Penske File

[@DebitAdams]

​@llarmstrong783 you are not Penske material

[@llarmstrong783]

@@DebitAdams Well, we will see about that. Ta ta Tutel

[@mediocreman2]

Not "doing TCB". Just TCB.

[@bputulin1]

“TCB. Taking care of business.” Lol.😂😂😂

[@BlackNGoldRules]

TCBY. The Country's Best Yogurt

[@lucashenderson2775]

Morning Train will always make me laugh because I always think of this and George pretending to be disabled to work at Play Now.

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

No it doesn't.

[@raspberryf.m.]

@@scarygary-qq1pjwhat?

[@backfru]

It really doesnt

[@josephrad82]

That’s where it’s from, i wasn’t sure

[@JakeKoenig]

George trying to fool his boss with the mirror/cane trick is my favorite part.

[@josemaria8177]

Kramer going to work to the sound of 9 to 5 (Morning Train) is one of the greatest Seinfeld moments, and that's saying a lot

[@bossfan49]

Same music George had when he was "handicapped" at PlayNow!.

[@doct0rnic]

I love the subway and the bar bit

[@beani24329]

@@bossfan49I think of both of these whenever that song plays.

[@chaosawaits]

The pseudo-relationship scene between Jerry and Kramer was pretty great too

[@bossfan49]

@@chaosawaits It was like they were living out the scenario from an earlier episode where Kramer lectures Jerry about what it's like being married.... "You know what you do at dinner time? You talk about your day!!!"

[@richardpierce4908]

"You don't sell the steak, you sell the SIZZLE!"

[@12Blueace]

“Well make mine a double.”

[@richardpierce4908]

@@12Blueace "Nice job K-Man!!"

[@Allenmarshall]

When I rule the world I will give you all a thousand acres.

[@BennyNegroFromQueens]

Giddiup

[@greg1503]

You guys are funny. 😂

[@maxmatherly1974]

Seeing Kramer having a job is definitely bizarro

[@EmporerSwag]

Kramer getting carried back by the surge of people getting off the train had me rolling

[@note_finger]

it was so smooth like he was on rollerskates or something

[@tastethejace]

​@@note_finger the phsyical comedy genius of Michael Richards

[@shuriKen469]

could've been the next Mr. Bean if he wasn't a stand up guy.

[@seveneey]

"How long have i been sleeping? what year it is?" Jerry is hilarious 😂

[@bossfan49]

He did a great job with his bewilderment. That moment reminds me of when he says "This is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up and he's the same but everything else is different!" George says "Which one was that?" and Jerry goes "I don't know, They were ALL like that!". 😀

[@mailson4526]

Always gets me!

[@BennyNegroFromQueens]

No he isn't. Larry David is

[@bossfan49]

​@@BennyNegroFromQueens This is season 8. Larry David was gone.

[@kattihatt]

Theyre funny lines, but he isnt a really good actor is he? It always feels like hes falling out of character.

[@huzaifshah2139]

Mr Leland : There's just no way we could keep you on. Kramer : But I don't even really work here. Mr Leland : That's what makes this so difficult. Epic 😂

[@llarmstrong783]

I bet Kramer is Penske Material too.

[@doct0rnic]

I could only imagine the conversation Leeland had to others about how he had to tell the dude who was just hanging out to leave

[@travisdonaldstanley6420]

He wasn't hanging out, he was actually writing reports and trying. Did you see the part about the ulcer? You are thinking of George.😊

[@llarmstrong783]

@@travisdonaldstanley6420 Kramer probably did more work at Brant Leland than George did on the Penske File.

[@vikramjadhav3631]

Had me rolling 🤣🤣. Mr Leland knew that he's been working there without being employed.

[@crossxfuse]

"I don't even really work here" such an iconic line and one of my favorite lines from Kramer

[@stevefowler5970]

"That's what makes this so difficult" is the more clever line.....

[@opticalmixing23]

Me too!

[@sirackcity]

I don’t know if you’ve noticed but lately Iv been drifting aimlessly

[@kaycharlie352]

Now that u mention it😂😂

[@kgisabeast]

“Just trying to get ahead” I use that line all the time 😂

[@Dengtui_01]

This whole chain of events was due to George obsessing over toilets, again.

[@beani24329]

It’s also why he refused to leave Play Now when he was caught being fake handicapped and wanted to stay for the entire contract. He had private access to one of the best handicapped toilets in the city.

[@Greendalewitch]

@@beani24329 I love how petty he was. Its strangely relatable. He would rather work in a small office with no AC, in a building where everyone hates him, just so he can spite them and have access to a wonderful bathroom. He could have left with six months pay, but he didnt, and its wonderful.

[@cosminmoise13]

''Call if you're gonna be late!''😂😂😂

[@joycampi7233]

"What happened to your hand?" "Like you care." 😂

[@themajordudes8194]

Was that when Man-Hands grabbed him by the wrist?

[@harryricochet8134]

@@themajordudes8194 Yep, it was like dating George the Animal Steele lol

[@JonDoe-t4w]

What do you do down there all day? TCB. Taking care of business.

[@SkiKoala]

"Old Man Leeland"

[@deBOX1]

Kramer washing his shoes under water cooler tap 😂

[@shanerose7204]

The look on the guy’s face is just the cherry on top 😂

[@Spacemutiny]

I love that during the montage Kramer is presenting a report to staff. Like what is he even talking about? 😂

[@matthewmorgan4765]

Something about "it's white here, and no green!"

[@livhuwanimukhondo5600]

😂

[@spaceman5734]

White lines in the chart

[@yellowblanka6058]

@@matthewmorgan4765 Lol, that cracked me up the first time I listened closely.

[@sebastiantrias1529]

Who could have thought Kramer would better work relationship at a fake job, then George on a real one.

[@12Blueace]

Kramer was will to give up all his free time for his fake job. George can’t even give up a moment of his for any of real jobs.

[@llarmstrong783]

He got fired even though he didn't really work there

[@markellis6887]

But I don’t even really work here That’s what makes this so difficult

[@Sillylawyer]

“……….it’s your third day?????” 😂😂😂

[@Cookieboy70]

My favorite part of this whole scene is when he is on the subway, 1:57 he's nearly in there and then just gets bodied out by 2 people.

[@WhenImBackInChicago]

☺️. Me, too. Loved that scene❣️Happened to me on my mid-1990s Chicago El commutes (upon exiting downtown). I'd get backwards semi-crushed, and I'm a tall, muscular gal. 😅😄

[@andrasszabo1570]

People in New York don't wait until the passengers get off? I thought that was only Kramer for comical purposes 🤔

[@WhenImBackInChicago]

@@andrasszabo1570 Some folks have zero patience, however, those subway doors close rather abruptly.

[@AdamB12]

lol Kramer with a suitcase full of Ritz.

[@JayClearman411]

I love ritz crackers… but they’ve definitely changed something in them in the last couple of years.

[@RascalsOnTheLoose]

Watching Seinfeld (Greatest show of all time) is medicine to the soul!!!

[@walden6272]

It sure is. When I feel stressed or bored, Seinfeld is the medicine I need.

[@RascalsOnTheLoose]

​@walden6272 absolutely! I watch it everyday

[@VikingNes]

TCB

[@Jose-se9pu]

"TCB" is still the way I use to describe my position at work. Saves time.

[@Mowgleey]

The best thing about this channel is it has no ads . Nice treat for the fans🖤

[@thecrow6915]

Hopefully you didn't jinx it by mentioning it

[@Durwood71]

Get an ad blocker.

[@KingDowmusic]

I love how they went into a bromance relationship lolll

[@jordanwhite8099]

Jerry throughout the whole show wants to act like he doesnt care about his friends but when his friends are busy with their lives, he's bored

[@12Blueace]

Without them around, who is he gonna make sarcastic comments to? Strangers?

[@xkumanekox]

That argument Jerry and Kramer had about Kramer's job is hilariously reminiscent to the argument that Spongebob and Patrick had in that baby scallop episode 😂

[@joycampi7233]

Omg yes!!! Wasn't SpongeBob in curlers?

[@12Blueace]

@@joycampi7233He was. “By the way, you forgot your briefcase!”

[@iseekq]

Yeah! 😂 A lot of shows were inspired by Seinfeld

[@approvedbychris]

Patrick had donuts and ice cream in his briefcase 😂

[@michaelreardon303]

Good parallel

[@seveneey]

Ahh! George and his love for washrooms .epic!!

[@bossfan49]

Somebody wrote up a premise for a reunion episode where George made a fortune by inventing an app that would tell you the nearest public restroom, with a rating system, but then he lost half of it in a divorce. 😀

[@RobotWillie]

@@bossfan49They did it in Curb instead where he sells the App to Bernie Madoff in a very low ball amount of money who makes it part of his ponzi scheme business, of course after Bernie is busted George sees how much potential it had to make money and he fell for the scam artist. Thats pretty funny too.

[@12Blueace]

@@bossfan49Then he lost the rest to a crooked investor.

[@bossfan49]

@@12Blueace Yeah, I just remembered the app. Couldn't recall the details. 😀

[@jamessnedeker4799]

Season 7 of Curb Your Enthusiasm had Larry working on a Seinfeld reunion special which is where the app comes in.

[@attyla2926]

Kramer working is the most funny thing seen in Seinfeld😂

[@andrescientos]

2:20 That joke at the table scene always stuck with me and it lives rent free in my head. I've worked so many different office jobs and I've always been reminded of this scene.

[@MalnourishedGoat]

"We got white here, but... no green." -Kramer explaining a bar graph to a group of colleagues.

[@tastethejace]

Logic checks out

[@gutz1981]

2:02 "You got white here. But there, no green." It makes the scene where he gets fired even more funny knowing the type of work he actually was going there. 🤣🤣

[@aussie8114]

I would ask why Kramer is making breakfast in Jerry’s apartment but I think the answer would be more confusing than the question.

[@bossfan49]

Just easier to cook it there than take the food back to his apartment to cook it.

[@aussie8114]

@@bossfan49 😂

[@llarmstrong783]

It's better not to ask these things.

[@TheKing-hp7mh]

Kramer crying about the job and jerry be like " it's your 3rd day "😂😂😂

[@christophermccoy5724]

@0:15 "a flush like a jet engine"

[@bossfan49]

Sounds like an Al Bundy line.

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

0:10 ...woah

[@arthurlevine1840]

How DID Kramer pay his rent and living expenses, anyway? Perhaps he was on... Disability?

[@wrath231]

Hes running a scam every second episode 😅

[@AlexKnightVancouver]

In my mind, his giant rubber bladder system solved all maritime oil spills, thus he’s living off the money from the sale of his invention.

[@arthurlevine1840]

@@AlexKnightVancouver lol guess the key point is "In my mind." Idea sounded like a genius money winner but prototype testing didn't go well. Wonder how ole intern Darren is doing these days.

[@GameTime-yj6qv]

Loved how Jerry turned into a housewife that isnt getting enough attention and time from his workaholic husband lol

[@EbonyCoulter6723]

Sound like a old married couple jarry and Kreamer

[@llarmstrong783]

That's the joke

[@akapple3538]

@@llarmstrong783is “jarry and Kreamer” part of the joke? 😂

[@llarmstrong783]

@@akapple3538 No. Typo

[@williamfriar6295]

Jarry and Kreamer 🤣

[@C0H87]

I still think this is one of the funniest Kramer side plots in the whole series

[@funholer305]

My favorite episode: Kramer goes to work...bizzaro Jerry...Man Hands!...George with the photo... unbelievable! This was all in 1 episode😮

[@FantometteBR]

TCB time

[@proletariennenaturiste]

2:48 Damn, Jerry has a sound system! Look at the big speaker and all the tapedecks and probably hi-fi VCRs, dang.

[@bessiebess3193]

jerry waiting for Kramer in the dark is like a married wife waiting for her late husband after work! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Natedawg38]

He burns himself on the kettle and doesn't even drink from it.

[@livhuwanimukhondo5600]

😂just a morning ritual

[@supersaiyanzero386]

This show is an AMAZING remedy for anxiety.

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

Trying to get ahead

[@TheGrowlerCatB2BGame]

"Keep it to a low roar, some of us have to get up and go to work in the morning."

[@Pavilon0014]

I'm surprised Kramer owns a suit and dress shoes

[@gringotroller]

Why? He’s got the best fashion and high end clothes on the show

[@alexjames1397]

Kramer was the best dressed one.

[@Matticus289]

I think this is my favorite episode

[@beani24329]

Jerry: what do you do down there? Kramer: TCB. Taking care of business

[@LallanAlexHockstetter]

Kramer is my role model

[@matthewjenkins4559]

Wait so they knew Kramer never actually worked there?

[@artvandelay7012]

TCB Kramer taking care of business 😂

[@houseofsaudisthebeast]

0:01 i like how the door is shaped like a big coffin, really symbolic of modern work

[@Tripp393]

"But I don't really even work here" "That's what makes this so difficult." One of the golden exchanges of tv history.

[@POPLSEV7]

Kramer's hilarious🤣💯👍

[@smithmeister]

I stole TCB - Taking Care of Business, soz Cosmo.

[@johngonzalez4298]

Kramer 😂

[@DhooomKetu]

It's like kramer trying that da vinci sleep for productivity in life 😂 Nothing works his way😅

[@blakestewart5781]

Kramer doing absolutely nothing all day and fitting right in to corporate America

[@dyerex7]

Beautiful timeless comedy

[@miamivlad]

💯

[@MrTotalluck]

I kind of wondered how would kramer antics translate into the real world. But after all these years I think there's a lot of kramers out there. They just water It down appearing More normal.

[@SalesforceUSA]

Nobody on this planet can replace Michael Richards in that role of Cosmo. He is gold. George is the best. Amazing!!

[@SophiaAphrodite]

I like the fact at the end his boss knew he wasn't an employee. But fired him anyway.

[@raiz91]

These bizarros episodes are the best from Seinfeld

[@alexthompson9516]

It's like a live-action cartoon.

[@bossfan49]

Kramer has never once set a dish or glass down gently on the table. He always slams it, or let's it drop so it spins and makes noise.

[@BobbyMoore2-mp8wb]

Funny episode 😅

[@thomasanderson2870]

Best TV show EVER 👌 😉👍😬

[@shanethomasdonovan6033]

I wish I had a buddy like Kramer!! Always makes things entertaining and interesting and it's never dull!! Long Live, Cosmo Kramer!!

[@MB-xl8nx]

This show was the BEST! So ahead of its time. Have the DVD boxed set and I will watch it at least once a year and it never gets old. I have to say though, that back in the day when we had to wait a week for our next episode it did give you these characters in moderation. Binge watching the series you really realize how terrible they were sometimes.

[@jamesfields2916]

Ive been using TCB at work ever since!

[@MountainMan.]

Lol, Kramer fighting to get on the subway but the crowd pushes back and he just gives up and lets the wave take him out to sea.

[@lsd8497]

Michael Richards kept this show going

[@richardgarner2510]

Can anyone tell me which episode this is?

[@syncl_rity7508]

It's in the title and description: The Bizarro Jerry

[@godfather4377]

Kramer leading a presentation always gets me. hahaha. I'm sure it made no sense.

[@sean_gmc5280]

you don't sell the steak you sell the sizzle

[@joewe23]

It’s your third day

[@largol33t12]

LMAO, he can't even get ON the subway! I knew that if Kramer took the subway to work it would never go well for him... 😂😂

[@JD_300]

Was Kramer working at a financial firm or some kind of manufacturing firm?

[@jehudavis5422]

You know this is my crazy time of the year! It's your third day!😅😅😅

[@SlapShotRegatta22]

The afterwork happy hour has to be the funniest two seconds in TV history. I die every time 🤣😂

[@artdonkersloot1611]

Kramer, put the paper down!