George Breaks Up With Marlene | The Ex-Girlfriend | Seinfeld

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@CoverBydAn
@CoverBydAn 11 ай бұрын
Jason alexander is the definition of perfect delivery of monologues
@DrJ-hx7wv
@DrJ-hx7wv 11 ай бұрын
My sister died this morning. This is why comedy exists, it's how we get through things. Thank you.
@liz6cats280
@liz6cats280 11 ай бұрын
Sorry for your loss. The pain diminishes over time, but never goes away.
@nealsutaria227
@nealsutaria227 8 ай бұрын
I’m really sorry. Hopefully laughing a little bit every day helps you heal
@anthonychaparro3443
@anthonychaparro3443 6 ай бұрын
My condolences
@chroz68
@chroz68 5 ай бұрын
Sorry for your loss.
@DhooomKetu
@DhooomKetu 11 ай бұрын
Jerry and George convos are so hilarious and truly relatable even to this day😂
@guyr.6053
@guyr.6053 11 ай бұрын
That prison break bit is a showcase for Jason Alexanders' great talent and range! Underrated...
@Provos7777
@Provos7777 6 ай бұрын
I still think it’s one of his top five best scenes
@paulaazevedo3872
@paulaazevedo3872 11 ай бұрын
The prison break metaphor was brilliant 😂
@mahzubhasan4486
@mahzubhasan4486 8 ай бұрын
😂
@FantometteBR
@FantometteBR 11 ай бұрын
The dance and the 'breaking up report' are the best
@devonstein7344
@devonstein7344 6 ай бұрын
The more I watch these clips, the more I realize how amazing an actor Jason Alexander is
@josemaria8177
@josemaria8177 11 ай бұрын
This isn't even the hardest breakup George had to do. Remember when he pretended to have an affair and that still wasn't even enough?
@o.p.h.o.v.e.n
@o.p.h.o.v.e.n 11 ай бұрын
No George, we can work thru this.
@DebNKY
@DebNKY 11 ай бұрын
And he got addicted to cigarettes!
@matthewlee4834
@matthewlee4834 9 ай бұрын
George's rant during the first minute of this video is the most relatable thing in the world for me
@senorromantico7723
@senorromantico7723 11 ай бұрын
Later in the episode: Marlene: I'm sorry Jerry, I just can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do. Jerry: You're a cashier!
@steverogers7601
@steverogers7601 11 ай бұрын
“You’re a cashier!” Is one of the best comebacks in the whole show!
@denniscleary7580
@denniscleary7580 11 ай бұрын
Always makes me laugh 😂
@bossfan49
@bossfan49 11 ай бұрын
It's just so much "fluff".😂
@chrism3784
@chrism3784 11 ай бұрын
I was told by an overweight girl with health problems, no money, and lives with her parents that she wasn't interest in me because I have long hair, lol. I mean I'm in my late 30s and a full head of hair. She didn't like it was long, something I could easily fix with one quick barber visit. She would have to spend months dieting to loss weight to be healthy. The audacity, lol
@MrClassicfever
@MrClassicfever 11 ай бұрын
......i heard the material.......i have other stuff, you should came see me on the weekend 😉
@juiceboxmania1558
@juiceboxmania1558 11 ай бұрын
The older I get the more relatable George is lmao
@DebNKY
@DebNKY 11 ай бұрын
Thats so true!
@taxidancing87
@taxidancing87 11 ай бұрын
George would have loved the 2020s. Breaking up with someone over Snapchat 😂
@bossfan49
@bossfan49 11 ай бұрын
He could just copy and paste another picture of Man Hands.. or whoever he wanted. Sliding into Marissa Tomei's DMs.
@steverogers7601
@steverogers7601 11 ай бұрын
George’s little dance lol yedda dit dit dit dit 😂
@StarkIller-df7gw
@StarkIller-df7gw 5 ай бұрын
Classic i love him doing the Greek Zorba! 😂😂😂
@kentekeroth
@kentekeroth 10 ай бұрын
Jason Alexander is such a great actor. Should have won every prize he could. Too badd he got typecasted after Seinfeld. Best character, best actor.
@gsanks
@gsanks 11 ай бұрын
George is just amazing.
@POPLSEV7
@POPLSEV7 11 ай бұрын
George is the best of all always👏🤣💯👍
@suedworshak5333
@suedworshak5333 11 ай бұрын
I love how Jerry is affrming Georges bad behavior. True pal lol
@BlackAdder3
@BlackAdder3 4 ай бұрын
Such an incredible actor Mr Alexander 🙌
@Mr_Gabbles
@Mr_Gabbles 11 ай бұрын
Imagine Andy Dufresne going back for some books
@perarneng
@perarneng Ай бұрын
You feel bad. You can always put on a Seinfeld clip. Consistent humor always delivered. Perhaps doctors should prescribe it. Incredible stuff. No other series comes close.
@denniscleary7580
@denniscleary7580 11 ай бұрын
Ever since my divorce, I’ve been living like Jerry Seinfeld, every day is a different episode, and a different girlfriend, I guess you could say, I’m more like George Costanza to be honest, I am crazy lol
@adhaskym.a9536
@adhaskym.a9536 11 ай бұрын
No worries I guess. Add drugs & alcohol and best of you lose your job, you will be like George for real.
@bcvc3365
@bcvc3365 11 ай бұрын
Live it up Bro!!! Good for you 😸
@fungiformenow
@fungiformenow 11 ай бұрын
You should write it down. It might make a great sitcom. I can’t wait to watch it. What a crazy guy you are 😊
@denniscleary7580
@denniscleary7580 11 ай бұрын
@@adhaskym.a9536 i’ll do the walkout, then realize how much money I’m missing out on and come in the next day and act like nothing happened 😂
@denniscleary7580
@denniscleary7580 11 ай бұрын
@@bcvc3365 👍
@VCT3333
@VCT3333 11 ай бұрын
I'm with Jerry on the books. During my last move I realized I was lugging around these heavy boxes filled with books I'm never going to reread. Now I only have books that I know I'll need. Mostly textbooks and non fiction. I rarely reread fiction anyway.
@Kat.Evangeline14
@Kat.Evangeline14 11 ай бұрын
Unless there are photos of Marilyn Monroe - you probably don't need them. Someone stole my MM books. 😮
@MyKingdomForAK9
@MyKingdomForAK9 11 ай бұрын
​@@Kat.Evangeline14 Sad about your beloved books. My M.C. Escher (complete) was taken, in the late 1990s. Now, and then, I continue to contemplate who had the audacity to smuggle that heavy book, under their coat, I guess. Poetry, and art books, are my only keepers. Anything else is read, then donated.😊
@johnjohnson3709
@johnjohnson3709 11 ай бұрын
Love is just a state of mind.
@DrJ-hx7wv
@DrJ-hx7wv 11 ай бұрын
Is that a song from Chicago?
@josemaria8177
@josemaria8177 11 ай бұрын
Wait, George has books? Were they sports almanacs or illustrated copies of Henry Miller's novels?
@bossfan49
@bossfan49 11 ай бұрын
All those medical journals he claims to read in otber episodes.
@stephenpenrice1230
@stephenpenrice1230 11 ай бұрын
His plans for the summer of George included “I’m gonna a read book. From beginning to end. In that order.”
@bossfan49
@bossfan49 11 ай бұрын
@@stephenpenrice1230 Supposedly he read Elaine's father's book too. He thought it was great, except for the "drivel" parts.
@o.p.h.o.v.e.n
@o.p.h.o.v.e.n 11 ай бұрын
@@bossfan49 and which parts are those?
@DebNKY
@DebNKY 11 ай бұрын
Marlene is my favorite of Jerry's ex-girlfriends. She sounds delightful!
@lori25hu
@lori25hu 11 ай бұрын
This is better than the Movie break 😂 the physicality
@jscottsmith2303
@jscottsmith2303 11 ай бұрын
Marlene later played Kelly the waitress from Monks. Ma-nure, quite refreshing.
@ryanadams2277
@ryanadams2277 11 ай бұрын
Jeerry, have you ever taken a bath in the dark?
@georgiasmith64
@georgiasmith64 11 ай бұрын
It's not you.....😃
@johngonzalez4298
@johngonzalez4298 11 ай бұрын
George 😂
@baileyantonengpei7860
@baileyantonengpei7860 10 ай бұрын
Always love these ..
@skipwin9895
@skipwin9895 11 ай бұрын
Time to get yourself a giant block of cheese!
@jh1328
@jh1328 3 ай бұрын
2:24 Wait…does George think that prison guards use lever action rifles?
@malfaroangel3896
@malfaroangel3896 10 ай бұрын
What’s crazy my friend and I would literally chill in either of our cars to talk about relationship problems
@kevorka3281
@kevorka3281 11 ай бұрын
Funny how in this reality George can constantly get women
@OarsmanPower
@OarsmanPower 11 ай бұрын
Yes, she sure is…
@MichaelSuperbacker
@MichaelSuperbacker 11 ай бұрын
Hello
@boog6041
@boog6041 11 ай бұрын
Marlene was the finest woman they had on this show
@jmoriarty8000
@jmoriarty8000 Ай бұрын
His gf that gets him out of the ticket is better looking and his gf when he gets kicked off the plane overall was the hottest to me
@razadaza9651
@razadaza9651 11 ай бұрын
Gentlemen, learn about women here.. they have never changed.. never… you just NEED to always be the man
@uneedtherapy42
@uneedtherapy42 11 ай бұрын
It has a Ma and a newer
@justinsecrist1130
@justinsecrist1130 11 ай бұрын
Jerry is right about the books.
@mustlovepretzels
@mustlovepretzels 11 ай бұрын
My step mother's name was Marlene. Thankful that Dad wasn't like George Costanza. Cheers!🥨
@snappycattimesten
@snappycattimesten 11 ай бұрын
Early George was better. He wasn’t a caricature of himself.
@jscottsmith2303
@jscottsmith2303 11 ай бұрын
Except where he’s selling real estate, and he asks Kramer if he needs something. Competent, successful George? I don’t think so.
@pepepombal6448
@pepepombal6448 6 ай бұрын
2:51 Say what… suddenly this man was an erudit back then?
@supermilkguy
@supermilkguy 11 ай бұрын
Maybe George will get some more money from the government and then try to make a pancake for Susan’s aunt and just get some more food from her house
@joshfactor1
@joshfactor1 11 ай бұрын
dude, you're a lot of things but nice is not one of them
@RW77777777
@RW77777777 5 ай бұрын
chew your gum!
@MaggieMiller1
@MaggieMiller1 6 ай бұрын
This was a stupid clip. We never get to see the woman. Meaningless for sure.
@johnmancini4403
@johnmancini4403 Ай бұрын
The first two seasons were painfully unfunny.
@royinchains
@royinchains 11 ай бұрын
First! Edit: thank you for all the likes.
@MichaelSuperbacker
@MichaelSuperbacker 11 ай бұрын
I was actually first, but I am more concerned with watching the video than typing “first!” Like a child 😂
@steverogers7601
@steverogers7601 11 ай бұрын
Enjoy it my man!! Well done! 👍
@royinchains
@royinchains 11 ай бұрын
​​@@DrumAndDrumberWhat's sad is the fact that you dumba$$es couldn't tell I was making fun of my own comment.
@jeffreyrichardson
@jeffreyrichardson 11 ай бұрын
sharons love for scott edward van halen self taught kristens mothersdot
@jscottsmith2303
@jscottsmith2303 11 ай бұрын
Was a haiku required?
@jeffreyrichardson
@jeffreyrichardson 11 ай бұрын
susan states pisa flourish spa k mart geyser tim brecht please please her
@jeffreyrichardson
@jeffreyrichardson 11 ай бұрын
angeliques sons pen solopertos cardinal ken ski nautique bills ten
@devannayar6456
@devannayar6456 Ай бұрын
A girl seduced George ?
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