Self-Conscious Computer (feat. Anna Akana) - JACK & DEAN

Dean's been looking at newer models online.
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A ColourTV Production
Executive Producers: Matthew Harvey, Jay Pond-Jones & Rebecca Hewett
Directed by Jack Howard
Written by and Starring Jack Howard & Dean Dobbs
Featuring Anna Akana / annaakana
Produced by Leah Draws
Director of Photography - Ciaran O'Brien / ciaranobrien
First Assistant Camera - Rachael Hutchings
Sound design by Dan Pugsley www.danpugsley....
Sound recordist - Tom "Tommy Boom" Bartlett www.tombartlett...
On set computer voice - Reb Day / reb_day
Special thanks to Hazel Hayes, Khyan Mansley, Jacob Trueman, Mike Trueman, Benjamin Cook, Paul Neafcy, Sammy Paul, Tim Hautekiet, Dom Fera, Tim Kish, Eddie Bowley and Tom Ridgewell

[@karblemarbles]

this is the most uncomfortable extended metaphor ive ever heard

[@bobvella7228]

even as someone who uses a usb everyday, i feel guilty about it not always being on the computer i have at home. i'm sorry toshi, bae!

[@crepstersworld]

This makes me think the public computers are whores

[@bleh1569]

Ikr

[@marryssajordan9667]

I'm laughing! 😆

[@justinsaunders110]

Mr. Perezident they’re the same thing

[@Harry101UK]

I was waiting for the floppy disk joke that never came.

[@harrygeorge7934]

Neither did Dean

[@TIETEAMENTERTAINMENT]

ayyy it's the portalanimationguy.

[@stevo8433]

Because the vast majority of their core audience don't know what a floppy disc is

[@catherinetran2644]

Oh my god

[@danochy5522]

🎵I want your floppy disk to be my hard drive🎵

[@murdochtt6412]

Gives a whole new meaning to "Touch Screen"

[@BlossomKitsune_]

Ya not wrong

[@Lscott-fk2sn]

Am i too dumb

[@chaos_dragon4386]

Funny

[@Sweet_Lord]

O H G O D

[@inkyguy]

Not really. 😉

[@QgabrieleQ]

"IF IT WASN'T FOR JACK I'D NEVER GET TURNED ON" I'm screaming this must have been so funny to write I adore you guys

[@bjark2943]

tbh im rlly relating to that

[@NylahK]

Literally just imagining them cracking up writing the script omg

[@peevish2111]

heard that while reading it

[@zoeweaver7082]

*I wasn't drawing on chest hair*

[@shatterederase2083]

Zoe Weaver

[@anthonydelorme2797]

Shattered Erase

[@mrhightech1117]

Anthony Delorme

[@keifoster9789]

mrhightech1117

[@rubyeve3603]

Zoe Weaver *I didn’t ask*

[@EpicDesire]

The real question is... HOW DID DEAN GET NAKED SO QUCKLY?!

[@lazyproto]

he wasn't wearing clothes in the first place

[@dragon67849]

Ever heard of magic?

[@Tanriel_Bloodwood]

"The Power of Love." - Huey Lewis and the News, 1985

[@kamenraider1175]

Highlight clothes, Right click, Cut

[@annesiac1]

Magic

[@kingfrederik]

that was the perfect length awkward pause at the end

[@podarium5262]

Ha

[@MacDoesIt]

One of the funniest videos at BufferFest

[@daisyhaemi4590]

MacDoesIt OMFG I FUCKING LOVE YOUR VIDEOS, YOU ARE THE GAYEST, BEST, MOST FABULOUS PERSON ALIVE ON THE UNIVERSE! THANKGOD I FOUND YOU IN THE TREACHEROUS COMMENT SECTION!!💗💗💗💗💓

[@taylorboyd8490]

MacDoesIt I LOVE YOU AND YOUR VIDEOS

[@oohpier1117]

Maccccccc ayyyyyy

[@oohpier1117]

I love ur vidssss

[@xofrnkiee]

MY FIRST QUEEN WATCHES MY OTHER QUEENS OML DKDXNXIS

[@lemnon]

"You treat me like an inanimate object." I can't....Oh my god....

[@mayakirkhouse7748]

Is the profile pic A MOTHER FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE

[@upgrade4975]

Maybe

[@muryokunamomo132]

@@mayakirkhouse7748 PINKIE PIE- what did we say about cussing outside of the show? (This is a joke btw, please don't take it to seriously ;w;)

[@Jindorek]

you really deserve more exposure! .... except maybe Dean. any more exposure and he would get flagged as inappropriate.

[@fredzys1795]

😂🤦‍♂️ rip Dean.

[@michaall4594]

Green lantern sucks

[@amy-kh3df]

i don't know if i should laugh or question what i just watched

[@jess7936]

gerard way lmao me neither so I did both😂😂

[@thatswiftfangirl]

me too lmao

[@user-nd5vb6rp7u]

well hello again

[@amy-kh3df]

qansa a haha heyy

[@Quifuh]

Life's short and hard. Take it easy and laugh at what you can, we're all gonna die.

[@stevenbridges]

Clever AND hilarious! Love it!

[@jackanddean]

+StevenBridges love YOU

[@finnsceptile3959]

Haha

[@JameyMcQueen]

@@TheOddExplorers You're what's wrong with the internet.

[@DoubleSidedSpoon]

We miss your videos Steven... Always rewatch them, one of my favorites on the youtube)

[@stevenbridges]

@@DoubleSidedSpoon I will make a return :)

[@AnnaWoods]

If you'd shown me this in 2007 I would've thought it was a documentary about the future of technology And then screamed cause I was 7

[@tessaseraphi]

I've seen your comments on so many videos today how are you so consistently funny

[@AnnaWoods]

Chris Hansen you literally just watched a video about a computer having sex with a human I don't think you can call me dumb

[@AnnaWoods]

Hugohopser wait no I'm right because i was referring to being 7 in 2007 which i was... it doesn't need to be conditional if it happened;)

[@joedartonthefenderbass]

Anna Woods why do I keep seeing you here

[@abysmalace1399]

I would've been not born yet, well when in 2007?

[@MidNiteParis]

That was really clever. I can't believe "Can we still fix this?" And "I don't know this time, Dean" nearly goddamn broke my heart. Since when did you guys sound genuine??

[@katieodowd650]

Dean... you just aren't her TYPE I'll go home.

[@paletreker]

please stay

[@jackanddean]

+Katie O'Dowd Love it.

[@gwenrees7594]

Goodbye!

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

The great thing about computer puns is that they work for ages... they're hard-waring.

[@evapollard9657]

I'll help you out 😂

[@HaydenLau.]

It's funny where I'm from, we call USB sticks "fingers"

[@bjark2943]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@Benztscool]

Oh really

[@verashek1103]

@imsorrybutyournotgettingmyrealname sopleasesodoff not 100% sure about OP, but I'm from Hong Kong and we call USBs "fingers" in Cantonese:)

[@zoeweaver7082]

I 👏 need 👏 bloopers 👏

[@paris2777]

YEEEESSSSSSSSS

[@d0ct0r.zaezriel.x]

👏🏻 We 👏🏻 All 👏🏻 Do 👏🏻

[@jeddpialago4119]

We 👏 need 👏 more

[@hobbeenell1671]

Yeeeeeeeessssssssssss

[@freyabull2456]

Why do girls clap when they talk to me? Girl: why 👏 aren't 👏 you 👏 listening? Should I respond with : I'm 👏 really 👏 really 👏 sorry

[@oscarpines7927]

"If it weren't for Jack I'd never get turned on anymore." -A sentence uttered by MANY people.

[@nosubscriberswithnovids4016]

ohshitohshitohshit

[@weepingwalnut]

No subscribers With no vids, you’re name is a lie

[@lauradevereuxfilm7390]

"*What else would I be doing*"

[@letitbegin1012]

Laura ._. You fucked up mate

[@arianamorales7605]

" *What else would I be doing* "

[@megs3147]

Maybe you need a CD-ROMance...I'll show myself out.

[@StonksNZ]

No, stay here. You deserve it.

[@greenthatsit1808]

I was gonna make a RAM joke but... no

[@nicroburst874]

It's a great sight

[@hopefullywelsh]

Take a shot after every innuendo

[@0aux]

Jazz Griff *dead*

[@WidthTomJones]

Breaking News: 22 people have died of alcohol poisoning.

[@bazookasniper5167]

DuLvzkgkv hxhj. I...I di..I...did..it

[@espresshoe9253]

Okay... I'm off to die

[@fran-yt4ok]

Psssst, I'm not as think as you drunk I am

[@spaceheroes2]

This is my favorite Black Mirror episode

[@zoeweaver7082]

THE ENDING WTF GUYS

[@gabrielleperumal6813]

Zoe Weaver literally any jack and dean sketch

[@Jindorek]

i think you meant EVERY :)

[@aliceh9998]

why? what else would he be doing?

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

Zoe Weaver He's hot

[@noahdragoon1855]

You seen the balloon one?

[@sirknightlancelot]

I have the same model as Dean does... Now I'm more self-aware of my self-conscious computer.

[@con_ant6032]

This is just one big innuendo, isn’t it?

[@bellabrookes2340]

squishyphan Definitely!

[@hannagardebroek2486]

WOWZA!

[@mr.domble6519]

wow what gave it away

[@con_ant6032]

yeah… im an idiot

[@dot_frost]

Why did I read your comment with Dean's voice?

[@imjusttoomainstream]

a sequel where Dean doesn't 'safely remove his USB' and the MacBook becomes pregnant with an iPad...except wait, it comes out a Samsung galaxy tab **gasp** she's been cheating on him this whole time ****drammmaaa***

[@DarthAges]

new headcannon, I like it

[@gavinburnette5745]

that is going on the papers for the week of incredible ides it would also be sad but hey its a great idea

[@grayshi_]

:O

[@hotnamehere200]

Yes!

[@arkajyotijha906]

I'm 3 years too late to this, but by gosh, yes. We need this sequel

[@SamChaplinify]

This was fantastic!!

[@Sam-os5cy]

SamChaplinify ...

[@samchaplin4294]

SamChaplinify hmm

[@magentaGhost]

Hugohopser No I think he meant that the sketch was fantastic

[@SamChaplinify]

i did, thank you haha!

[@magentaGhost]

SamChaplinify I love your videos! 💕

[@gpcaraudio]

Surely someone will give her the USB, she'd probably take 2 USB's at the same time at this point.

[@realsquidinc7428]

www.GPcarAudio.com my compute can take two USBs and an HDMI at the same time

[@peterpansplayground]

@@rulerworld1289 are you slut shaming?

[@SoulSukkur]

this is uncomfortable

[@greenecrayon]

You said what we were all thinking

[@hesperishere]

i made the unfortunate decision to click on this video during dinner at the table. needless to say, my family does not share the same sense of humour.

[@kalyngarcia5329]

+elly. lmao. I am so sorry for you xD

[@JulianOpus]

I know right

[@aliisakalma8245]

I can't see how

[@estiez2217]

Laptop: it's... different Me: Ross is that you?

[@nicgwapo9777]

Lol, it’s so funny thinking back on all the tv shows where they say “it’s different.” I can only think of two right now(friends and good girls), but I know there’s many more.

[@areallybigannoyingorangefa6562]

Good different?

[@yapa6278]

I've never watched Her but seems close enough.

[@MonoCrowbo]

"There's something else...He's been using other devices!" "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!"

[@joyisntfunny]

First ten seconds and I’m hooked.

[@papaducknips3461]

Joy Nicole the first 2 seconds for me.

[@IbbyPlays]

Joy Nicole thumbnail did it for me...

[@ahobbit1273]

"Yes! What else would I be doing?" --I laughed so hard my mom was concerned about me

[@ankita6983]

I didn't know I wanted this collab, but I did

[@romeok8834]

"I DIDNT CONSENT TO A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP" PURE COMEDY GOLD

[@AvaxPompea]

That computer is my spirit device 😂

[@chef2961]

Chicken Permission II

[@auelasuka]

Technological appropriation

[@valerie.monday]

I LITERALLY SCREECHED AND STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN HE WALKED IN ON DEAN THE DIALOGUE IS JUST TOO FUNNY IM CRYING WELL DONE BOYS

[@hannahvmh]

i feel like i need to re evaluate my life after watching this

[@ca-ke9493]

hannah Im in a polyamorous relationship with all my devices

[@yejin2262]

Her (2013)

[@frogpillow8880]

yejin bless

[@sidney9236]

Of course this is the video my mom walk in on me watching

[@Ninjacat72]

OMG same

[@crissy4445]

This is SO Jack and Dean, glad they went back to this

[@Reeno26]

Go on Jack and Dean! Back at it. Brilliant watch 👌

[@salemridlon2470]

“After all, why have human interaction when you have dangerously overheating inanimate objects to keep you company.” -Troye Sivan

[@bellapearce6688]

*This totally sounds like they're talking about something else...Yep I get it now* 🤦‍♀️

[@EuanOLeary]

Yeah… Like they're talking about… the economy.

[@thedogeiest6249]

Its not about women if that's what you're insinuating.

[@krulen12]

Bella Pearce Fucking. They're talking about fucking. ;)

[@jacebagley3025]

@@krulen12 geese

[@jaromtoy7128]

krulen12 Whoah! Where’d you get that idea from?!?! This video has literally nothing to do with something disgusting like that! In fact, I find that I can relate to many of the USB problems they mentioned. Great tutorial btw, guys

[@letitbegin1012]

*I don't think they're talking about computers...*

[@sleeprs9239]

is that Karen from spongebob

[@elderflower2133]

sleeprs You could slice the sexual tension between Karen and Plankton with a spatula in that show.

[@tall_prince]

No, Caren has twice the processing power of a laptop

[@bearfamous_]

"YES! what else would I be doing?"

[@mars2080]

I love how you guys use this method of story telling. You deal with real problems by adding comedy to it, while still getting the point across. Well done 👏

[@tori7207]

I love how everything is an innuendo it's incredible

[@carnationmelodies]

Jack’s “Whaaaaaat?” At 1:37 makes me so happy-

[@ThemGnarlyBoys]

Reminds me of an 07 - 08 KZbin. I have missed sketches like this. Nostalgic for me. glad I found this video

[@bekahcate]

this made me slightly uncomfortable, but I can't stop laughing... well done, lads. well done. 😂✨✨

[@triniteetaylor6419]

4 years later and this is still the most uncomfortable but funny Jack and Dean video I’ve ever watched

[@x-men.md1238]

This is possibly the strangest thing I've ever seen... I love it.

[@sangoluvsmiroku4eva]

God bless Dean's dedication to acting and comedy.

[@InspiritShawol82]

OMG THIS IS GENIUS

[@cloudflame6662]

"I just need disk space" is honestly my favourite joke in this sketch.

[@gamehero6816]

You've been looking at newer models, Jack! That was the best part!

[@sarahbaroom6366]

I love this. I love how you took the idea of the of it having human emotions

[@abbiesmith4118]

This is amazing!! 😂 Update: I finished watching the whole thing and realised it was actually the weirdest video U’ve made

[@abbiesmith4118]

Martina Morale true

[@isabellecrisp8001]

Can't believe I started getting emotional over this.

[@ultrablueslime8216]

I'M A COMPUTER, I'M A COMPUTERY GUY, EVERYTHING MADE OUT OF BUTTONS AND WIRES

[@RosyPosyGirl]

AAAAAHH ANNA AND JACK AND DEAN. THIS IS A COLLAB STRAIGHT FROM MY DREAMS

[@herowin3825]

I was covering my eyea with a hand for half of the sketch I didn't turn it off I just feld awkward

[@Talex-td6xf]

Comedy Genius, it's just gold, acting is amazing, and the outdated Mac actually had a purpose.

[@MathiasVM]

Amazing ending right there. Laughed with tears in my eyes. Well done on this :)

[@knightslayer8759]

I love this, for some reason i feel like i can relate to this... i love me PC to much.

[@ariarose1746]

oh my god this is crazy

[@aletheRocK97]

i love how it starts with jack getting caught by dean doing something awkward and finishes with dean getting caught doing something awkward by jack

[@Luke-hi1fp]

Amazing

[@houstonfannumber111]

THE ASSASSIN1237 you were first

[@priyaonfilm]

Why did I nearly cry when dean found out about what she and jack had done

[@nixxipixxi94]

"Well at least Jack puts the USB is the right way round the first time" me: woah step back!

[@darshnadutta5377]

Can we please, _please_ appreciate the creativity behind this? The puns and the analogies are just AMAZING. I don't know how you guys come up with this stuff and I'm floored *every time*. Keep it up, guys.

[@marthasmith9200]

This is pure genius!! xx

[@way2dead4u]

I’m now self-conscious about how I treat my devices. Thanks J&D

[@gwoon_job3046]

It’s 3 am and I am going crazy

[@allyson9188]

This is spectacular. Possibly my favourite sketch yet.

[@ducky5086]

This is MORE than a bit niiiice This is vewy nice

[@TheUnicornMoe]

giggling and cringing the whole way through. beautiful

[@kvsyaoran727]

What I'm thinking is: this is the movie “Her" if it took place in the UK and it starred these two blokes

[@jamyojay]

The outro being parallel to the first shot was a nice touch. Lovely sketch!

[@sbbs3534]

This is great!

[@xxPingPangPow]

Oh my god I used to follow you guys when I was in high school, and I remember having dean such flowy hair. When this popped up on my feed it took a moment to realize who you two were and the nostalgia is so REAL right now. I just graduated university so all three of us can feel old u guys

[@shane1718]

Computer : he's using other devices Jack: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNOOOO WWWAAAYYYY

[@darkcrystamite8647]

Straight up the most amazing thing I've seen all year

[@mariehugs.7131]

The ending though 😂😂😂 omg I love this awkwardness

[@swiftyjoe]

it's seriously one of my favorite video ever...

[@daly5297]

Lmao the innuendo of this video

[@marmiteghost]

the concept is so old school jack and dean i love it

[@Nakarem]

This is amazing. I just... Oh my.. I don't know what to say bc I'm laughing too hard..

[@juliagraph]

This is completely and totally wonderful. So clever. Perfect ending

[@suylapolat1378]

This is one of those rare sketches that make me go: *wtf*

[@hamer5171]

Asking the truly important questions at the end there

[@stella-cf7sl]

*"what else would I be doing?"*

[@insolencestar]

This is my favourite video. Ever.

[@shannynkell5292]

This is the funniest and most uncomfortable thing I have ever watched.

[@rileyhall2181]

Best Jack and Dean video in ages. Awesome and so cleverly written

[@sqwertt8605]

"i didnt consent to a polyamorous relationship" (me watching on my PC while scrolling through Reddit on my phone) : wonder who thats for

[@Ashl33129]

Possibly the greatest series of metaphors ever