Printer

You know when you wake up and you're a printer? Yeah.
Written, Directed, Starring & Edited by - Sammy Paul
/ sammy
Co Directed & Starring - Jack Howard
/ jackhoward
Assistant Director & Starring - TimH
/ timh
Starring & Sound Operator - George Shankster
/ georaga
Starring - Jamie Christopherson
/ jamiesface
Additional Sound Operator & Runner - Katt Wade
/ kattwade
Runner - Matt Amys
/ mattamys
Sound Design - Alex Figueiras
staticairwaves.co.uk/
Additional Sound Design - ConnorWilson
/ wilsoanian
Executive Producer - Tom Ridgewell
/ tomska
Special Thanks
Patreons
Music
"Graffiti" - Will Dixon
willdixon.bandcamp.com/
Twitter - / icoepr
Instagram - / icoepr
Second Channel - / whatimdoingnow
Facebook - / icoeprproductions
Patreon - / sammy
Posters - sammypaul.bigcartel.com/
Thanks for watching!

[@MrThewizardoz]

"Oh wait, I don't have legs because I'm a fucking printer!" Best line in the video.

[@noodlearg9745]

first

[@yamile411]

"I was working on that novel!" "You could still print it."

[@savbrown]

and the academy award goes to jamiesface for his masterful and heartwarming role as "the human printer"

[@utopes]

I SCREAMED when I saw him out of TERROR AND FEAR

[@DaaaahWhoosh]

This feels like it's been a Jack and Dean sketch before. And then it turned into a printer.

[@charliedvb]

DaaaahWhoosh A dog

[@charliedvb]

DaaaahWhoosh Doggy Style

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

DaaaahWhoosh Then it fell into the hole.

[@bluetiger0574]

MrFireCowboy ahhhhhhhhh the tomska references boi

[@andy8458]

DaaaahWhoosh g g gg . G. . . .ya I. IYYyyyj!yr

[@Magical_Trash]

That printer that turned into a person really got me 😂😂😂😂

[@wormisapunkrocker]

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[@Mann_Person]

Ikr 😂😂

[@sarahrobinson3114]

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[@hazbinpilts5574]

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[@Will-wc9oq]

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[@circularmorb]

Omg I have this exact printer I own sammy

[@garrwheezington6990]

circularphantom how much does a Sammy cost?

[@stvltiloqvent]

I own that model as well tbh

[@Zantrop64]

Me too

[@wintrwunderland]

Me too lol

[@matthijsjanse3275]

dude same

[@gemjamjones2656]

cake....? wizard...? insulted...? again...?

[@p.atrick.]

Smh

[@jonnypayne598]

They do have funny hats!

[@codenamecrisis9679]

he planned for weeks to go to a diner? no wonder no one wants to have dinner with him

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

what

[@morganpaige]

IT'S STILL SO GOOD

[@ICOEPR]

THANKS YO

[@morganpaige]

***** I could have had a human grow, develop, and exit my body in the time it took you to reply to me

[@sophiegeorge9601]

MorganPaigeLoves That's an interesting perspective.

[@spacetrashpile7199]

GOD ITS STILL GOOD

[@uh8277]

AND _STILL_ IT’S SO GOOD

[@Apostate_ofmind]

the ink spit made me snicker. it got me by surprise. a surprise snicker. the unstoppable one. kudos

[@utopes]

Perfectly cut ink vomit

[@bizanagi5378]

He turned himself into a printer. Funniest shit I’ve seen.

[@utopes]

You’ll never guess what Rick turned into… 😳

[@Cactus34534]

A pickle, And I turned my self into a cactus

[@iLeaveYouWithHugs]

-HAHAHAHA -"You could still print it. --DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M IN THE MOOD FOR JOKES?! --You look like a printer. --EXACTLY!" bAHAHAHA! -BAhahaha!!! -@1:53 PFFFFFT BAHAHAHAHA!!!! -That was brilliant ♥ (HUG)

[@ICOEPR]

I like that this is compiled into notes

[@queenfangirl4666]

I'm now rewatching this because the first time I was too focused on trying to work out how they made the printer lid thing move to actually pay proper attention oops

[@mikkisherlock]

Queen Fangirl stop motion?

[@stvltiloqvent]

@@mikkisherlock nah it's too smooth for that, and Jack was in frame when the printer talked Probably just some super thin translucent fishing lines

[@Nicholasisshocking]

@@stvltiloqvent more than likely

[@FailedMaster]

It's been four years now, but if you're still curious: You can see the threads very well in the first wide shot.

[@superg1rlygamer]

I don't have legs cause I'm a FUCKING PRINTER!!!!

[@Gunslingerwashere]

I can't finish this comment because I'm a FUCKIG PRIN

[@liviabiclasanu4570]

5sosfam waddup

[@lovingblueboy7686]

your profile pic tho

[@Sunidhi2706]

given that sam prints out a photo of himself, does that mean tim would have to toast a bread slice in the shape of his face???

[@maryiskat8207]

God bless you on your channel and videos. No one exits your videos feeling down.

[@ICOEPR]

Worth it for comments like this :)

[@maryiskat8207]

***** worth it watching too. please, if you have time, do make something like this that will make people including yourself smile :)

[@shiloh4460]

why is this in my recommended 6 years late? not cool, youtube. not cool.

[@suxmax]

It reminds me tom's "Cake"

[@amyrobinson7586]

i thought he was printing hobbit howell

[@charliedvb]

Amy Robinson oh

[@hartbeat]

I love when people turn into printers.

[@DewMan001]

I have to say my absolute favourite part is Jack's excited smile at the concept that somewhere else in the world a printer has turned into a person.

[@kattastic9999]

That is one really cursed apartment

[@aoifeanmacdonald2033]

I've watched this many times and this is the first time I've noticed that Jack actually goes to gave a meal with the toaster and the printer and this made me laugh so thank you :)

[@bowtiesandbowlerhats]

the ever suffering jack howard

[@rocksgio]

Either the objects didn't need to be plugged in to work, or in the last scene Jack is eating beside the two corpses of his friends.

[@amandasmith2740]

i choose to believe they're corpses

[@1spookie168]

2:10 when you dont have friends so you take a printer and a toaster with you to not make yourself seem lonely.

[@j.f.kennedee6067]

I spent like 3 quarters of this video marveling at the guitar stand... I have no shame.

[@teesmith3460]

Same I'm a guitar nerd

[@cherrywallis]

This was brilliant Sammy.

[@Honeey-moth]

Your style of writing reminds me a lot of tomska. I absolutely adore these and I don't think it's possible for someone to leave these videos without laughing at least once. Their are just so many good one liners in all of these.

[@trollster7133]

“Does that mean a printer has turned into a person?” *DOES THAT MEAN A TOASTER HAS TURNED INTO A PERSON?*

[@altilama]

glad jack's sense of style has improved

[@emileavemealone]

Man I love all of these super amazing and creative channels that I've come across. Freaking brilliant stuff.

[@DFlanaghan]

Far better than most channels on KZbin (i.e. no misleading thumbnails or exploiting tragedy for views). Excellent production all around, and I wish you guys all the better!

[@ICOEPR]

CLICK HERE FOR FREE CANDY DON'T FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE AND LOVE ME ALWAYS HAHAHAH

[@mayday3211]

This is fantastic! Glad to see another sketch; you always have great videos.

[@jordanfunke]

Brilliant, as always. I don't understand how every single video you make manages to be absolute comedy gold but I'm so glad that's the case!

[@miacarter4410]

THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE INTERNET. POSSIBLY THE BEST VIDEO AROUND. YES CAPITALS ARE NECESSARY.

[@MyaLysne]

Okay how come I didn't know about this channel until a few days ago? You're absolutely brilliant by the way.

[@tylahduggan5987]

I always forget how much I fucking love this video. And then it shows up as a suggested and I end up rewatching it every night for a week.

[@WillDixonMusic]

I remember reading the script for this a few months ago, and it turned out even better than I thought. Nice outro music too.

[@justjack5914]

On another note that guitar stand is sick

[@snowynya2229]

This inspired me to print out a picture of Sammy to test our new printer. It now sits on my wall, watching, judging silently.

[@ryanburdett4657]

This is too good Sammy, loved your Content Creator Panel at SitC too.

[@jamiedoesthings]

Your comic timing is impeccable...I never fail to laugh out loud several times during your videos. Straight to favourites

[@thephoenixsystem6765]

One of Jack's very best acting performances I think I've ever seen!

[@AngelineSmiles]

I just discovered y'all today and man, today's been a good day, even though I'm practically swimming in schoolwork. You guys are such an inspiration!

[@ICOEPR]

Fuck school work. Drop out and become a bag lady. ACTUAL PROPER GOOD ADVICE!

[@BenPanced]

I don't know if I'd ever want to hang out with Jack. People seem turn into small appliances and peripherals in his presence.

[@TheSchokodragon]

Okay, the lines about him still being able to print that novel caught me by surprise. Funny as all hell.

[@bluesnowqueen71]

This was well nice. Brilliant job.

[@JosephJoeseph]

And then he turned himself into a printer! Funniest shit I've ever seen

[@luisamatos8131]

GREAT! I love all of you guys

[@AlandreaAllyson]

Lol. I swear that is something Jack would do in real life.

[@ShaghikG]

have his friend turned into a printer?

[@AlandreaAllyson]

Still go to the restaurant with his toaster and printer friends and not give any fucks Lol

[@itsonlyayear]

How on earth you dream up these hilarious ideas Sammy i'll never know. Brilliant, as always x

[@una_10bananas]

Love when these masterpieces randomly show up in my recommended and I get to revisit them

[@JamesBachmannFilms]

Had me in tears this one

[@zack_robo9740]

It’s been 6 years and I still love it 😂

[@snowynya2229]

We got a new printer at my house recently, and I was instructed to print a picture to test it, so long story short, I now have a printed out picture of your face on my wall because of this sketch.

[@wanderer7in7blue]

Literally everything you make on this channel makes me smile :)

[@TheLegend-tl8lo]

And then he turned himself into a printer, funniest shit I've ever seen

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

Left handed guitar...

[@bjork5572]

ikr!

[@sweetflowerlollol]

Tetrachromia Right handed... :/

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

Enchantinq My spacial awareness fucked up and thought the strings faced the body, apparantly.

[@sweetflowerlollol]

Tetrachromia Eh, it's fine dude. xD

[@allian5070]

There's a left and a right handed

[@PurpleDawn820]

this is such a frequent theme on so many different channels

[@Jasmine-mh3kf]

I don't know why I love this so much!

[@TheFLAMEXD]

Jack Howard, the only normal person in sketches

[@omegadoodle]

That was great! I'm gonna share this on Facebook. :) Really nicely shot.

[@callumagnew9764]

“Oh wait I don’t have legs because I’m a FUCKING PRINTER”

[@missingdev0948]

We need a series of this dude and all his friends are appliances

[@CamHartman]

1. Great Sketch. Loved it. 2. JAMIE IS BACK I AM SO HAPPY.

[@samuelvilz]

The comedic timing is still perfect on this one. Might also be because this stuff *taught* me comedy. Either way, this belongs in a museum.

[@donella0x]

Jack is such an amazing actor it's amazing

[@joedartonthefenderbass]

Am I the only one who thinks al lot of sketches (Jack and Dean,Tom ska,Sammy Paul)are about humans turning into inatimate objects

[@Landslidesmusic]

This was fantastic! Love whenever Jack and Tim work together. Obviously everyone else do a great job as well. Just need to get Dean involved now.

[@DementedLemming]

So good! Well done

[@evmoneyTV]

nice job with this one

[@ccfake4755]

LOVE THAT CUT AWAY TO THE PRINTER PERSON

[@savannahtulloch1712]

This is going in my favorite! Great job on the video!!!:D

[@missmolly7112]

This is fantastic.

[@mcardeur4614]

Jack, the payoff's gonna be huge-- LOOK JACK I'VE TURNED MYSELD INTO A PRINTER!! PRINTER SAMMY!!

[@rainemoss5038]

This is honestly one of my favourite videos on the Internet I stg 😂

[@kathleencaitlyn]

well you definitely have a lot of talent and an equally talented crew :)

[@karlajung1107]

That guitar stand tree is dooooope

[@masonblankenship7677]

2:04 wait if he turned into a toaster does that mean somewhere else in the world a toaster has turned into a person?

[@OmnihexGames]

Yeah... still brilliant. I will never get tired of watching your videos.

[@ICOEPR]

....never *prepares ironic tourcher chamber*

[@isabelmaeby2855]

this was really great!

[@aMilling]

That is one dope apartment!

[@vww3606]

i have both of those spiderman comics! ultimate carnage was good, and so was this sketch.

[@hannahelizabeth5693]

Oh my gosh you're amazing! Subscribed! :D

[@taurxevc1725]

Thought it was a tomska sketch still *_loved_* it.

[@mgrd1118]

That's just brilliant !

[@KnightRaymund]

I'd be getting the hell out of the that apartment. Somethin ain't right there. Loved it.

[@KieranJB]

Chris and I are going to frame it and stick it on our wall, thanks again for it! :D

[@WatchTarot]

amazing as always

[@WindowsG]

why this is bloody brilliant, didnt even notice this was made in 2013 lmao

[@christianlesurfmusic]

Oh wait, I don't have legs, because I'm a FUCKING. PRINTER.

[@NimdelGirl]

It's like Tomska's Cake! Brilliant!

[@alicelittlejohn1675]

I've never laughed so much in my life really good

[@Miss_GiggleFarts]

He turned himself into a printer, funniest shit I've ever seen

[@IsItAlba]

Amazing.

[@OsofoGriot]

Well, thanks for not showing this in my subbox, KZbin. You almost deprived me of some WONDERFUL comedy.

[@GG3695]

I'm sorry sammy I've only watched you through Tomska and I should've come here much sooner. I subscribed as soon as I saw the printer-human ink.

[@janzy58]

This was great. Very funny.

[@ChrisBentley]

I feel sorry for Jack with having to deal with Sammy as a printer, Tim as a toaster, Dean below the floorboards and knocking up a balloon!