September - Pretentious Monthly Scrapbook 2016

Nine months in and things start looking all too familiar...
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[@ThatBlueYak]

living vicariously through successful people is my magnum opus

[@carlykaste9178]

"CONCEIVABLY there could be some babies being born right now." CONCEIVABLY.

[@DanLayton]

BOOM. Nailed it.

[@mollyridley1531]

I never thought I'd say this...but I want a longer PMS....

[@icap.7166]

dan smiling like a fool while walking with the fratocrats in complete silence has got to be the funniest thing i've seen in a while

[@shining_faith]

friends boxset. i see it

[@shining_faith]

AWWWW YEAH GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED

[@wickedly4]

Your mom is ADORABLE

[@LittleLoudMouth247]

Dan was so good in Sammy's short, so good.

[@sunfreckledmoonchild]

That was a wonderful "look at me I'm cultured" montage. And can I just say it makes me so happy to see you hang out with your family. Not many vloggers include their families and I totally get that because some stuff is private, but my family is a really big part of my own social life and it just make me so happy to see other people having fun with their family :)

[@megreid208]

Oh dear lord, vulfpeck?! So impressed and jealous! Loved September, just like every month. Keep up the amazing work

[@Daisy-ju6qw]

There is something very relatable about you going to the football and eating chips and gravy with your mum. It made be inexplicably happy.

[@saraduty8972]

Relaxing after work with a Sonic Blast and watching Daniel J. Layton. A great way to start to the weekend!

[@emoellieroks]

Aw yes, Hunt for the Wilder People. Its so Kiwi its almost embarassing.

[@dlmoore8996]

I must have been delusional, to have thought my day couldn't be any better, then I watched this. Absolutely brilliant!! Thank you.

[@bigcat1218]

Okay, but for real, your mum is absolutely precious.

[@yesreneau]

Man, I like your content... a lot.

[@ratherryan]

Thumbs up for a cheeky cervix

[@Lucia_Sargeant_10]

I think I may be in the November one!! :D Can't wait for that!

[@zuzuf8709]

Lately I've become such a big fan. I pretty much watch all your videos as soon as they come out. I really like your vlogging/video style. Also your acting on Sammy's short, One Another was incredible. You're super talented.

[@lifeasnikki]

The Harry Potter poster, the Friends box and the huge DVD collection. It's official: I'm in love with you Dan

[@amandaaaa]

Sammy wearing that Troy and abed shirt from community yesssssssss

[@daisyamos7539]

I love that you guys saw Hunt for the wilder people because it's a kiwi film and I'm kiwi so...yeah... New Zealand fans are easy to please.

[@legendaryriss]

The moment you surprised your mom was so cute but I think my favorite moment was the generic B-Roll bit.

[@erin6046]

The staple was a reminder to me that this month: I stapled my thumbs together by accident... nice one Erin

[@frostedjosieos3193]

I loved the moment of watching Hazel notice Dan's camera, notice what Sammy was doing, automatically do the same thing, and then the split second of regret in her eyes before the cut.

[@GeorgeStacey]

I filmed the whole of September on my channel... HOW DID YOURS ONLY LAST 7 MINUTES?!?! I mean, it was brilliant but so short! (Still loved it haha!) :D

[@TromboneGirl09]

Don't apologize for your accent!

[@hafsaz4513]

Wow that Old Trafford footage made me horribly homesick

[@racheljames4978]

TROY AND ABED IN THE MORRNING

[@racheljames4978]

omfg i love sammy even more now

[@ThatMattGoodMusic]

Vulfpeck! Such a great band, Joe Dart is my bass hero.

[@bigganzy]

Another great instalment! Really loved the filming of the Man Utd match (especially considering I have no interest whatsoever in football) because the excitement and atmosphere really came through so well!!!

[@songbirdetv]

Gotta love a bit of culture! Loved it, Dan!

[@celimendez7620]

Football in England seems so civilised!! Oh and Robbie Williams...gosh, I envy you, Sir.

[@elizabethflynn8079]

Bloody loved it!

[@prancer303]

HOLY SHIT THE ATTEMPT AT A SIX STEP - that is incredible.

[@HelenTownsend]

loved this

[@RhiannonEmily]

I'm so glad you stuck at PMS because I really look forward to every month :)

[@captainwendy_980]

I love these Thanks for making them

[@hopesim4534]

That short film you were in was great

[@georgirp]

Honestly so proud of you for your PMS ^__^ Is it so bizare to have captured so many special moments of 2016 on camera???

[@danireilly1906]

I NEEDED MORE DAN

[@CharlotteTeakle]

this was the best one!

[@isabellecoulson2909]

i had some kinda shitty news today and this made me so much happier, thanks dan!!!!

[@jackcookson7959]

Excellent yet again :)

[@alisonjane7068]

I'm a firm proponent of your natural accent.

[@MaryAkemon]

Dawww

[@DanLayton]

THAT'S A RECORD FOR THE YEAR

[@MaryAkemon]

Probably of all time too =[[[[

[@kathleencaitlyn]

you were really brilliant in One Another!

[@audrey4734]

oh god the candles on the bookshelf make me fear for your past self

[@elliedavies2013]

Loved Sammy's t-shirt

[@AliceRed]

I very much enjoyed the "Look at me, I'm cultured" montage ;)

[@melon66]

Dean is so cute

[@poundlandvodka]

your mum is adorable omg

[@veganvampire95]

you saw vulpeck live?? I'm so jealous of ur life

[@Rebecca_asx]

Is it bad that I recognise they were in a Wetherspoons from the menu

[@atikahrockslikecrazy]

your brother is so cute!!

[@kolonelkhriskrabs534]

that was such a perfect way to end the vlog.

[@maisymorris364]

Sammy watches community?!!?? yet another reason that he is a legend

[@zetaliasky5258]

I liked this

[@leliesantos8422]

I was about to sleep but I saw this and I just...

[@emilymisty798]

Troy and Abed in the morning, sammy's t- shirt rocks, I see he watches community.:)

[@DorkOrc]

Is the FUBAR Radio logo supposed to be a middle finger in the bar things... Don't know what they're called.

[@eshamary1447]

AWHH HELL YEEEAAH

[@kikignis]

awww vulfpeck

[@OhItsJustKim]

it really bugged me that the lights didn't line up at 7:20 and for that alone i give the month of september a 2/10 as a whole.

[@DanLayton]

:'(

[@smileymileylt]

when you realise in 2020 that Dan met his mum in your local town...and you never realised this until now...

[@ktttttw]

i'm in this for about 0.2 seconds i've made it lads

[@emublue]

Wow Dan, ur so cultured 👍

[@katarinakidd9450]

Hoping in the October/November one there's some kind of second tribute to Hillary.

[@MareaInky]

nice one!

[@_snowylil]

OH MY GOD I've had "Cheeky cervix" going around in my head for the past month with n o clue where it was from and now rewatching this I've realised it's from t h i s video, almost 6 years ago, jesus christ brain

[@princessgold1997]

JEREMY LOOOOOOOPSSS!!!

[@erinnash2798]

What’s the thing called they were working on??

[@whoisliam112]

You from Manchester?? Love Manchester

[@aworldofsong]

You are correct about the babies. My sisters just had a baby but unfortunately she wasn't too keen on the name Daniel for her little girl 😕 No idea why...

[@shereeparkernz]

A lot shorter than I was expecting, but brilliant none the less.

[@dorism5779]

I literally did have a baby in September - January really just did it for me xo

[@DanLayton]

DID YOU NAME THE CHILD DANIEL

[@dorism5779]

Daniel J. Layton sadly it's a she and SOCIETAL NORMS prevented me from doing that, maybe the next one will be a boy and I will consider it lol

[@dampfoxes]

omg Jacob was wearing a shirt that says kia ora Kia ora Jacob!!!!

[@keirhusband3705]

Honestly I never comment since this is my dads account but sammy is wearing a Troy and abed in the morning tshirt and I am SHOOK

[@boobedeeboop6164]

Cool beans

[@kitkat97284]

by 'little brother' you definitely mean 'my lovechild with ciaran' right? bc that is what my eyes are seeing, friend

[@KylieInPortland]

What did you think of Hunt for the Wilderpeople? I FREAKIN LOVED IT! One of my new fave films.

[@DanLayton]

I absolutely loved it. I thought it was DRIPPING in charm.

[@KylieInPortland]

Ahhh, so happy you replied. And I completely agree. The kid (Julian Dennison) who stars in HFTWP has a KZbin channel with his brother, they're just getting started. Its adorable! It's called "Twinning TV".

[@peakae44]

Who was that mere child on the small screen? No wonder he wears a beard! (I did that when I was his age too, for the same reason)

[@swiftlyswan]

NICE

[@MarkHilton1]

yep 100% cultured certification right there dan

[@RachelBramley]

Ok this is the sign that I need to edit my TOTM for September. Which I totally will.....eventually.

[@juliettecaillet776]

Rachel Bramley same

[@isa45783]

I have yet to finish June.....

[@flossposs4467]

i miss normal life so much

[@flossposs4467]

rewatching these is my new source of serotonin

[@Bunnymoonstone]

The Jesus costume suits you.

[@con_ant6032]

I feel betrayed, I can’t believe you support Man Utd.

[@insuspence]

good, but needed more Chloe c:

[@catherineprior6580]

ah yes, my favourite football club, mancheste united.

[@MoviesMaria]

Your brother is cute

[@emilyhenderson1740]

I enjoyed the generic B-roll

[@JJ-eq1ui]

I want to be Dan's friend :)

[@kateczarniawska6802]

Damnn Dan your brother is hot

[@grimreaperxxx13]

Jesus! It's Jesus! He is among us!! *religious noises a la ZF Cyanide*

[@thebubby67833]

you have really emo hair

[@echo.stardust]

Man United..... unsub! not really though. maybe. we'll see.