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[@jn6011]

Kudos to the boat that got hit and then helped get the towed boat to the dock. Could have lost their cool and made the situation worse but realized what the situation was and made it better. Good job!

[@jamesa9lpiopatton419]

Agree

[@tiggersdad6878]

Sounds like a ramp marshall is a great idea. Along a clear set of right-of-way rules.

[@princessmarlena1359]

We used to have one of those at my local boat launch, but because the launch was on our side of the county line despite half the lake being in the other county where a large city sits, the city demanded the ramp marshal yet demanded my county/town pay for him rather than split the costs as they originally proposed. We wouldn’t pay the full amount since it is 80% of the people who use our ramp and our lake are the city people. Plus we would have had no say on who our ramp marshal would be.

[@iliketurtles4463]

I'd like to see gloves and a ring at every boat ramp, sort it out the old fashioned way!

[@willysnowman]

@@Philip-l3f You taxes are going to have to pay for all of Trump's failed drug tests while Diaper Don is on probation. 🤔

[@Artoconnell]

Tell us you live at your mothers house without telling us you live at your mothers house.

[@RossJochheim]

Patience and mutual respect goes a long way at public ramps

[@lescook9021]

Hood on the streets, hood on the water.

[@aaarauz1]

Spanish ppl

[@willysnowman]

@@aaarauz1 Trump is a felon! 🤣😂

[@zentai5076]

cant blame the hood for these rich entitled pricks

[@williamanderson6006]

Trump syndrome you need some psychological help

[@LouSassoleSledgecock_III]

Keep them out of the water and streets 😂

[@micheletetley6142]

Oh My God! It's Fishman Joe!! Backin that boat up like the BOSS he is ❤ 😊

[@timmitchell8784]

That’s killing me Michele ROFLMA

[@TOOMBSTONED]

Move BEECH GET OUT DA WAY 😂😂😂

[@micheletetley6142]

Love it :) @@timmitchell8784

[@micheletetley6142]

And we LOVE IT!! @@amrak5028

[@micheletetley6142]

Yeah!! Move it!! @@TOOMBSTONED

[@ictpilot]

Hey Honey, instead of going to the movie theater and watching the latest Tom Cruise show, let's take some snacks and go down and watch the boat ramp.

[@werberderber6209]

Yes dear, that sounds like an exciting and fun pact day. We should take our new camera as well.

[@richardredhead]

OR...Hey Honey, let's go to the ramp, launch the boat, tie up to the dock, and THEN go watch the latest Tom Cruise movie. I'm sure no one will mind. 😅

[@IHateYoutubeHandles615]

It's no joke. Any boat ramp is free entertainment.

[@aaarauz1]

Bring your flak jacket, things get hairy.

[@Eb42950]

It's common courtesy to have your boat ready and launch when you back up to the ramp. Same goes for when you come back. Get out of the way for other boaters. If its busy, unload in the parking lot.

[@mattyjdyoutub]

My son and I used to have our own contest to beat our prior record. In and out in about 2 minutes. Common courtesy.

[@zohan1999]

Fisherman Joe is pissed

[@MAINEgirl_207]

Always….

[@raymondstaples8983]

hell that's Fishman Joe!!! Wait for it!

[@vincegedeon6583]

😆

[@steve123127]

Exactly why I left miami in 1998. Our boat ramps are free, no fights, and we all understand the English language 😊

[@beanzchevy9272]

Come pinga!

[@geojones4718]

Yet, you need a Spanish-speaking MF to put food on your table, anglo saxons hate chicken farms.

[@jamesa9lpiopatton419]

And in Orlando and surrounding areas has turned into Miami at every boat impatient no one speaks English so u can't communicate actually had to coos at local fresh water ramp

[@sps244]

HAHAHA so true.

[@KoticOne]

That JetSki train had me rollin! 😂😅😂😅

[@aracelisrobles3780]

I got more shocked as each one passed the screen.😂😂

[@NWSanta]

Man, what a great collection of mess ups! Truly the greatest show on earth! Damn!

[@TuckerUp]

That jetski train was the real highlight.

[@liamwindsor5854]

Toot toot

[@ThePackDad]

What a fun relaxing activity. Nothing like spending 10's or 100's of thousands of dollars and getting to enjoy every moment.

[@skyblazerrc7228]

Hey that's Fishman Joe!

[@mongoosevsgt]

Third world central!!

[@dustinbenningfield6800]

It’s Fishman Joe !!! King of haulover

[@Scott-uv5fv]

Looks like one giant border crossing to me

[@dustincredible1249]

Took the words straight out my mouth 😂😂😂

[@Jigglymann]

This is like watching a sports event with this amazing commentary!!😂🤙🏻🤙🏻

[@denjhill]

Cubans being Cubans. Aren't we all lucky.

[@FreddieSandoval-du6fn]

I seen many hillbillies like you doing worse in boat ramps😅😂

[@williamanderson6006]

Let them in

[@demons500]

Those blue Mercs are pretty.

[@RobChapala]

Hell of a jet ski train

[@powerboatguy2308]

I had a slip at a Marina before or I will not boat on the weekends, no way I'm dealing with this drama. People act like the boat ramp is their private dock, completely inconsiderate of others.

[@werberderber6209]

Yep, it has been a long time since I have launched at a public dock

[@Bigron31]

Good for sure second black captain that hit a boat in two days

[@princessmarlena1359]

**plays “Three Blind Mice” to the sounds of Larry, Curly, and Moe scuffling with one another**

[@steffischiffer3084]

These boats all need bumpers around them like amusement park bumper cars!

[@randaltotten9358]

They have bumper boats at the Shell Factory North Fort Myers Florida you can drive them like you're from Miami

[@GodBlessedAmerica]

If you’re going to tow someone, hip tow. It gives you more control over the disabled vessel.

[@DonziGT230]

I've towed many boats to the dock, not one was hip towed.

[@GodBlessedAmerica]

@@DonziGT230 Awesome. Congratulations 🎊

[@EdgewaterWS]

That is fisherman Joe

[@kamyaba9931]

That's the famous Joe the fisherman. Sorry fishman Joe, not Joe the fisherman. 😭

[@John-nl4lt]

Crazy who you run into at the ramp. 😂

[@largol33t12]

It has saved me a TON of money because my dream is crushed. I will never buy a boat or even a jes tki. I refuse to share the waters with such nasty, entitled 40 yr old children.

[@paulne1514]

I used to have a job, ripping up fiberglass boats, an putting them in a container for a landfill. At 6:36, that looks like a Wellcraft 24 walk around cuddy. That was the hardest boat I had to crush! The super structure came off in one piece. I was dropping a 5 ton piece of concrete on the upside down hull, and IT BOUNCED OFF! It took me almost an hour, using a heavier piece of concrete block to finally crush the hull. Was glad I only had to do one! Newer boats are junk compared to the older ones.

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

Fishman Joe (dude with the small shrimp rig at the beginning) is a cool cat. He's not a weenie!

[@rangerbull]

That’s fisherman Joe he has a site here on you tube. Surprised he isn’t recording

[@curly213]

Fishman Joe

[@GodBlessedAmerica]

Why would you approach the dock and not have lines ready? 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@DonaldPrizwan]

im not even sure, there was a single rope/line on that vessel other than the straps holding the mat to the bimini... im stunned. actually speechless.

[@russellkasprzyk4934]

Wtf is a dock line…never use em personally lol pull it up and hold on

[@shermantank6564]

It’s Miami boat ramp. It’s mandatory to come to dock unprepared without dock lines ready. Passengers usually stay seated and captains leave the helm.

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

Because they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to boating?

[@ricklittle4617]

Friends saw a woman lose two fingers trying to reach out for the dock and then the boat bounced up and back down on her hand Sarasota Florida 10 street shit show

[@nickfortunato2938]

This mornings title should be Miami boat mess

[@josephtrapanese3310]

Fishman Joe looks like his trailer tag is hanging on by a thread.

[@Joethebaitguy]

I think it’s the only tag on My trailers 😂

[@josephtrapanese3310]

@@Joethebaitguy haha hang in there! The baits been good over on the west coast of Florida.

[@BiG2SiX]

That’s my dude Fish Man Joe!

[@tombrown7577]

The biggest problem is that some people just think they own the ramp their using!

[@speedysmoke]

Holy crap!!

[@michaellake5269]

Lots of money. Zero common sense.

[@doct0rnic]

I want to know how I can get that kind of money

[@susanmitchell9257]

In debt up to there eyeballs

[@Sam-ci6sl]

All dollars, no sense

[@day1fishing603]

Common sense is priceless.

[@dirtmcgirt8240]

That's the definition of miami..

[@bkmoneythe1st]

People with boats are the same people with a 2024 mustang sitting in front of their 1,000 sq foot house next to their boat in their yard 🤣🤣🤣

[@mazi302]

Why was the one boat just sitting there tied up in the first place?

[@amrak5028]

Waiting on friends to arrive at the marina. Captain premature launched his boy boat to soon. Commercial was correctly explains edicts to the layman captain

[@mazi302]

@@amrak5028 he shouldn't have been holding up space

[@mattyjdyoutub]

Had 3 altercations at the ramp in 3 months. Either drunk or did not care about ramp etiquette. Bought a house that had its' own ramp. I wish you all luck.

[@doughooks7411]

What a cluster puck! What is wrong with these people?

[@Chris_de_S]

Wanna bee's

[@williamanderson6006]

Just look you can see

[@johntodd1086]

Fishman Joe!!!! I'm a subscriber to his channel.

[@peterbretherton3546]

More videos like this please.

[@isailwind3471]

What a gong show!

[@dorthymcbride3384]

Kookoo for coco pops! Guys showing who is the toughest.

[@closewatcher8586]

Dude in the Donzi was being a jerk. It was a pride issue. The worst of the deadly sins and for good reason.

[@geob0324]

Not sure why, but so often 'jerk' and 'Donzi' often go together. Fine boats but waaay too much $$. Maybe that's why.

[@laurenelisabethdooley6451]

That’s Miami for you!

[@ericwes7351]

3 is his lucky ramp!

[@georgekaptur5160]

My first time watching, I really enjoyed the play by play of the action

[@frankm4277]

Another relaxing day at the boat ramp, feeling envious yet?

[@bessarion1771]

OMG!!!! Fenders AND dock lines! If the dude knows COLREGS, the World surely is ending....

[@brandonw3231]

Dont waste your breath lol. They are just ass holes with a little money, and it makes for a good clip.

[@PlymouthVT]

Welcome to Northern Mexico.

[@johnblue8029]

So many people with nice boats but no experience at ALL!!!!

[@lennypignatello7493]

North Carolina ducks are always a little bit more chill. If you’ve launched your boat and you need assistance in someway people eagerly come and help you without being judgmental least not your face anyway, instead of being confrontational.

[@jimpomac]

This is what happens when all you need is a credit card to be a Captain. No licence, no training, no manners and very little common sense !

[@andrewp7509]

No English either 'keh'

[@Traitorman..Proverbs26.11]

Large ego. Lots of money. Low self esteem.

[@chulo6302]

Florida doing Florida things

[@jamesrahn8339]

Wow...just wow!

[@officialWWM]

There’s a lot of arm waving in this video 😂

[@mray8519]

New title: FUCKNUGGETS AT THE BOAT LAUNCH, FUN WAS HAD BY ALL.

[@galewinds7696]

Three intoxicated boat operators plus a bit of anger 😠 mixed in.

[@brandonw3231]

Yeah but they honestly have or get the right of way, when they really shouldnt.

[@darkprose]

This is Florida’s Olympics.

[@DonaldPrizwan]

im absolutely stunned that its possible for someone to make it past childhood, and also be too stupid to have ANY type of rope tied to his boat as he approached a pier. how... how is that even possible?

[@ppbsupercat]

Because most of the human race is stupid, arrogant and believe they ARE the only one on this planet!

[@Mike-tg6hr]

It’s a “LINE”. If it is attached to a vessel, it’s a line. Not a rope.

[@DonaldPrizwan]

@@Mike-tg6hr ive been on boats since i was 6 months old. that there tied to my boat could be/is either a rope and a line. this aint the navy either... these people should be keeping it simple and every "rope" on the boat should be a line. or stowed... making the nomenclature kind of pointless.

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

People are dumb. You see them in huge swells with small boats and no PFDs or docking with no lines or fenders. Idiocy.

[@franko69]

How did you get past childhood, if if attached to a boat or a dock it is called a line, not a rope.

[@joe.dirtty]

what's with the big twin motors on these small boats

[@michaelwhite278]

You can be right or you can be happy.

[@marcomorales4637]

Cubans I can tell !!!!!

[@LongLiveKingSteelo]

That Donzie is gorgeous

[@cashgrab3616]

Feeeesh Man Joe AKA DA PEACOCKKKKK lol

[@danhillman4523]

If you're launching alone, the current makes a huge difference.

[@eSteven.0131]

also changes the rules of play.

[@werberderber6209]

yep, when I used public boat ramps I would launch where the current pushed me away from the dock and pushed me into the dock when coming in.

[@danhillman4523]

@@werberderber6209 yup. it matters. But, you got that backwards. Who wants their boat taking off down the channel when you're parking your rig? Not me!

[@lcmi]

These videos crack me up! I wonder if these people ever watch themselves on these videos.

[@bessarion1771]

black socks with flip flops? is that a Florida thing???

[@MikeSmith-nu9wt]

It gives a fleeing chance if you step in fire ants ..and those sandals the heat and sweaty feet , makes you fall on your catoush...slippery

[@Joethebaitguy]

It’s because I wear boots on the boat

[@bessarion1771]

@@Joethebaitguy With nails?

[@manuelfuertes5875]

Fisherman Joe

[@mikz86ta1]

And we dont mention the JetSki Ghost Train that went by? 😂

[@stevenlatham8998]

🚢 Boat's coming in have the right Away

[@1951RKP]

Someday you guys need to do a video showing people that actually know how to operate a boat. I’m starting to think all boaters in Florida are idiots. You would think those who can afford some of these boats would have enough sense to operate one.

[@werberderber6209]

just look at the average person, 49.9999999999999% of people are below that, and the average persons intelligent is getting lower and lower everyday.

[@billbell2311]

Dollars and no sense.

[@PACK-ge5gu]

Just bought a boat moment

[@lavrentichudakoff2519]

Back the boat up.

[@sniper7492]

Guy has dual engines and still can't back out of the spot. LOL

[@Chris_de_S]

Like folks driving pickup trucks. Not very smart, baby steps.

[@jackhand3429]

Jealous, SOY BOY@@Chris_de_S

[@kyletargett5158]

When it’s that busy gtfoh unless your trailers in the water

[@kirankilgannon8987]

Absolute hilarious this carry on how do these people have the brain too make enough money too afford these crafts

[@catlover1394]

Recien Llegados material 😂

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

The most amazing thing to me is these people somehow find out how to make babies. The odds are incredible!

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

Find out? It's natural and it's all they know how to do.

[@zeke5491]

Too many people in paradise

[@sailfishjanani8854]

I never understand why Miami boaters just sit at the dock holding up everyone else! Whether you are launching or retrieving no one should sit at the dock.

[@TropicoDreams]

Go to a Spanish grocery store and you will understand 😂

[@doct0rnic]

The problem with standing your ground at a boat ramp is your vehicle is parked there while you're at sea

[@Thebassguru84]

Let's talk about all those jet skies being towed

[@billmadison2032]

your new microphone is very good.

[@MrJohnnybe123]

I love the clown show

[@BomBoo-rn8gj]

3:47...Now THATS a Fluster Cluk.

[@bradcarpo5917]

Allways gotta be one

[@Youtube_executive999]

Obviously it’s Miami, the city of selfishness

[@captainmichael787]

@fishmanjoe8491 gettin pissed off😂

[@Anthony-and-Joan]

So I guess all the people that he films work for him as he constantly calls them "my guy, our guy or our crew"

[@DanielEscamillaPueblo]

I guess he thinks it makes it sound more sports comentator like

[@1951RKP]

This is a stupid design. Boats ramps in my area the loading dock is separate from the ramp. So when you unload your boat you go away from the ramp to the loading dock to load your passengers.

[@mbvlogs1842]

Bruh 😂did anyone notice how many jetski this one guy was pulling 🤣

[@lennypignatello7493]

Proper boating etiquette. The voter exiting the water and is at at the ramp1st has the ROW RIGHT OF WAY

[@gibbethoskins8621]

Post Malone no chill down at the boat ramp

[@alfredosantos7926]

So happy I never got into boats 🙈🙈🙈