Bloop Bloop Bloops at the Boat Ramp! Worst Moments of the Chit Show ! (Black Point Marina)

I have thousands of hours filming at the boat ramp and this is just a short video of some of the craziest moments I could find. We definitely have a part 2 and maybe even a part 3 coming ! My name is Alfred Montaner the inventor of the boat ramp filming genre on KZbin .
I hope you guys enjoy and be looking out for bloop bloop bloop hats coming to my perch site www.luxuryribtenders.com

[@beverlywalker6494]

I appreciate you and your videos. I am 77, and my husband and I had boats all during our marriage. We never had any bloops. We had our chit together. I miss though days. You help me remember all the days we watched other people. Many days of good laughs.

[@BillyBlaze7]

my buddy was the mechanic at a marina, used to go visit him and hang out at his job. Ive seen SO MANY boats sink because people forget to put the drain plug in

[@user-zp8se6ii9i]

Cranking out the videos. Thanks Alfred

[@A5JDZK]

Bilge pump is doing its job. That's what happens when you forget to put the drain plug in. ***Best video so far!!!

[@ReyGambino16]

This is one of the wildest bloop bloop bloop compilation videos I’ve seen in a while. Epic Chit Show right here. Broo, how are all these people forgetting to use their parking brake, trans in park or just having more assistance launching their boats. Sheeesh.

[@sandymetz8527]

Amazing…. Just…. And I’ll bet this is every day lol 😂

[@ScarabChris]

11:30 the one time "whisky throttle" was used properly. LOL

[@RexxNytingale]

Thank you for these videos!! I’m looking to buy a boat soon and your videos show me all of the horrible things that can happen! Helps me learn what NOT to do and prepare myself! Thank you so much!

[@fishydubsfishing6516]

That used to be a big thing on hot days put a liner in the back of the pick up truck and fill it up with water Drive around with a bunch of people swimming in the back

[@brettwyman81]

I'm more amazed at how many people get in the water knowing a 15ft croc is in the area.

[@kimberlyfoster5890]

Fred was getting close to the docks, probably thinking which one is the appetizer then the next course

[@toddpatterson230]

More more!!!! These are great !!!!!

[@fernandorodriguez8420]

Alfred all the crazy captains live in Hialeah 😮

[@TheFoodBoat]

😂 the radiator!!!

[@D65Cinder11HDR]

Wait for it❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 What a crazy episode

[@fernandorodriguez8420]

They took boating classes with Fishman Joe 😊

[@david78212]

It’s funny that you mentioned Ford advertising how much water they can hold. I used to work for Toyota and we used to buy Fords right off the lot and run them through the “shower”, it was a booth that would spray water from every direction and pressure washer power and then we would count the number of leaks on a Tundra vs Ford… The Tundra was zero and the lowest, that I know of, for the Ford was 28. So the Tundra would float (not really) and the Ford would sink. FYI - A 6,000#+/- is not going to float for long, it’s not a boat.

[@ropete33]

Was that you in the water there with that smaller boat? Chit Show Rescue!

[@AlfredMontaner]

Yes

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

I am praying for The Cursed Robalo!

[@user-bh7bi4bu1t]

Looks like the guy with the teal Angler might have had a broken through hull fitting 🤷

[@Chrish_k]

Alligator seems to be the only one aware of his surroundings, payoff for this gator is only a matter of time 😂

[@user-iu6tn7rl6e]

Do some of these boaters not know when to release the line connected to the auto..???

[@richardpalleschi4807]

Very scarry seeing someone in the water with a engine running. The man in the jeep should have stayed in & wait for help.

[@user-pg4vb4ek7m]

MISSING THE PLUG FOR DRAINAGE

[@billgoodman2794]

Good video. Your voice does it all.

[@zuymoments3784]

Wtf that ramp is totally crazy

[@fernandorodriguez8420]

They are all good friends of the captain of the lady lyndy

[@EYES2seeEARS2hear78]

Do these “men” not understand the tail pipe/ exhaust don’t like water??? 😂

[@TerryB751]

Always two rules... Keep the boat in the water and keep the water out of the boat. (It always helps if you don't launch your truck as well.) 😁

[@MrsDzNutz]

11:30 is my fav lol

[@MrsDzNutz]

14:40 😳🤦‍♀️🙈

[@saltyran]

11:27 Like a BOSS!!!!!!!

[@nondesperado]

I’ve heard of bow riders, but low riders among boats? 😄

[@MrNice-gw5dt]

we got a floater...

[@famousamoso7]

How to ruin the start to a great weekend.... ha ha ha

[@adamroberts2087]

whens the next fishman joe trip

[@terinac5082]

😂😂😂😂 Thank you.

[@garypio2241]

there must be a contract with the city for towing ,otherwise they would resurface the ramp or maybe people should file lawsuits when their vehicles go in for a swim

[@mingopetro]

If you need a reflective driveway marker on your boat trailer for whatever reason you should probably do yourself a favor and go play in traffic at rush hour

[@RodsReels]

For some reason, this channel isn’t showing up in my subscriptions in spite of the fact I’ve been subbed for awhile

[@AlfredMontaner]

I ain’t getting my own notifications which is sad. I think it’s cause I hadn’t liked my own videos

[@harridan.]

try unsubscribing and re subscribing?

[@RodsReels]

@@harridan. I did…didn’t work…its ok, I’ll just hunt for it separately

[@AlThePal78]

was it his live well

[@TheMakersMarkTSF]

Note to self: Never put in at Black Point Marina!

[@JJawsyW]

I can't believe that many people lose their vehicles in the water. There are that have absolutely no business owning a boat.

[@poepflater]

didn't know inflatable boats can sink

[@ransompendragon623]

Have you ever seen a deflated beach ball at the beach? Lol

[@shawndelap4953]

Why do so many people in Florida not understand boating?

[@keithb2696]

How does someone let their truck slide into the water? Are the ramps that slippery or are the people inexperienced? I always carried wheel chocks and used them at low tide.

[@tobydog247]

Sometimes I wonder if they drown their truck on purpose.

[@marchoude2303]

Is it me or is there a big lack of boater comradery at this boat launch? You see someone struggling and nobody goes over to their pier to at least catch a throw line? Any time I've been out boating and the current or the wind are making docking difficult, people are always at the ready to tie you on.

[@nondesperado]

Yup, crocs and gators are opportunists and with all these boating amateurs around you’ll never know when lunch is served…🐊

[@Glide1992]

Good thing people don't have to take a competency test before buying a boat or sales would be way down.

[@kevinhoffman8214]

100 ways for boats to sink

[@charlesjohnson3686]

i am at a loss for words..i just dont get what is so hard about lauching docking and loading your boat

[@coyboybc]

Just cause someone can buy a boat doesnt mean they should buy a boat ! Looks like boat rental for some of these people would be a great idea

[@markbooysen9412]

How do you reverse your jeep into the water almost all the way and then get out and not make sure it's in park or the foot brake is on. Some of these people should not be allowed close to anything closely resemimg a boat or sea craft

[@GFSwinger1693]

Unless he is 4WD park isn't going to do much is the rear wheels are already on the slime.

[@KylesRV]

Bro..dude…bro…dude….bro…dude…dude. Bro…dude…dude…bro.

[@creekcreeperrc7972]

Why are the whales on the boats and not the water

[@neuza305]

its a real dis service your doing you should go over there and help your fellow citizen out

[@johnlepley9834]

This is wild that people spend lots of money on Boats, only to screw up,,,,,,,take a class or something

[@BoostJunkieMedia]

These boaters are dumb! I've owned a couple boats and have never once had anything like these things happen. Just Wow!!

[@MarcusAurelius33036]

But Alfred, Fred RUVS you!!! Why do you reject his interspecies overtures.?

[@das5813]

I take it they've eaten all the other crocodiles. He's the female !!!

[@HardSarge]

Has the croc ever grabbed anyone before?

[@yugoyankoff-vh7in]

The “locals” can’t figure out how to use a boat in America 🇺🇸 due to the vessel having a motor to propel it instead of a bunch of boxers sown together.

[@philcrase7425]

Some people should not own boats!

[@patriciawatson9886]

Alfred,please, please stop saying BRO!!! You say it way too much!!!!…..

[@AlfredMontaner]

OK bro next video less bros

[@reggiehowze1891]

Truck 🚒 s from New Jersey. Who cares.

[@user-sv9on2wf9i]

I'm sorry for saying this however you are way to dramatic on your commentary!! Can you clam it down a little ? Other than that you're show is great .

[@AlfredMontaner]

That's like your wife telling you I love you but can you make it bigger ?

[@user-sv9on2wf9i]

@@AlfredMontaner that is funny. However my wife died three years ago . I'm not saying that for sympathy.

[@BIGMACK-sf6up]

WHY DONT THE PARKS GUY'S JUST HAVE A ROPE READY WHEN THEY SEE SOMETHING LIKE JEEP GUY!!!!! I MEAN COULD HAVE MAYBE TIME LASH THE BUMPER!!!!!!!WTF DUDE 😂😂😂

[@robbubba8020]

Its sad that you have access to so much content for your channel... that shows the level of training and lack of common sense at just one boat ramp and it happens at every single ramp in every single state be it fresh or salt water very scary

[@paulforman2280]

The commentary is terrible, the video would be a thousand times better if you didn't talk. Or yell at other boaters and then speak in Spanish which is very rude . As I said the video quality is great and by the way buy yourself a couple extra batteries so you're not always running out of battery power .

[@GFSwinger1693]

There are other ramp chanels if you prefer different content. I happen to like this. Its like the Mystery Science Theatre of boat ramps.

[@TKO44647]

I find you the most annoying boat ramp videographer, I can't watch anymore

[@AlfredMontaner]

I was the person who started the genre so you're welcome

[@GFSwinger1693]

There are other ramp chanels if you prefer different content. I happen to like this. Its like the Mystery Science Theatre of boat ramps.

[@donniehelmly4920]

It's not really funny

[@reggiehowze1891]

If you seak cuban how about translating? After all. This is AMERICA

[@reggiehowze1891]

You're over dramatic

[@BIGMACK-sf6up]

GETS A ROPE NOT THE F-ING CAMERAS FOLKS!!!!!!!😂

[@dirtydwa]

English

[@texaswolf3523]

You need to just show the videos and keep your mouth shut.

[@voodoodaddy574]

I'm still subscribed to this channel. But this video doesn't show up in my subscribed channel feed. Is KZbin shadow banning you?

[@Paul-nb1ub]

That was the best show