Server Tricks Compilation

[@m0L3ify]

I did the "they" trick at a very small printing company I once worked for. I was the only one in the office that morning and answered a call from a pissy distributor who decided I'd done something wrong because she couldn't get her order faster (which was physically impossible.) She asked to be transferred to the graphics department (which was also me) so I said "Ok!" put her on hold, waited a while, then answered again. I didn't even change my voice but she immediately went into a tirade about how horrible "that other girl" had been to her and I was like "Oh my god, that's awful, I'm so sorry that happened to you! I'll have a conversation with her immediately and let her supervisor know!" She bought it hook line and sinker. Entitled people are fun to fuck with. 😄

[@DeathnoteBB]

They really just wanna feel like they “won” something with no apathy for anybody else

[@kylejohnson150]

Did that back in highschool when principal wanted to speak with my dad over a couple cheesesticks I was accused of "stealing" during lunch ( for w/e reason cheesesticks were kept on ice and I would put them in my pockets so they'd be ready to string apart when it was time to munch on em, hadn't even gotten through the line to the register before an old haggard lunch "lady" flipped out saying I was a thief bc of this and sent me to the office). Had a no BS father who would have lost his shit had he heard the tiniest iota of this, so such could not happen. I called up talked for a minute hollered for "daddd!" rustled the phone a bit and deepened my voice ever so ... By the time our hour and like 20 minute convo was over my father and principal were the best of friends, related on how difficult it was raising boys in this day and age, but what a godsend extra curricular activities were to keeping them occupied and out of trouble, how both were looking on the wrestling team and so on and so forth. When all was said and done everyone wondered why our principal went out of his way in the halls to give me high-fives and ask how I was doing, and ofc- how my father was 😈😎🤣

[@m0L3ify]

@@kylejohnson150 omg 😂

[@AmethystEyes]

@@kylejohnson150 main character energy

[@TheNightShallLast]

Yeah, it might "work" in the moment, but it also teaches them to do it again. Because as far as they're concerned, what THEY did "worked". What they take away from that conversation is, "If I get really angry, someone will fawn over me and make me feel special and important. If I lie about whoever I'm mad at, they'll get in trouble, making me feel powerful." I mean, yeah, at that point they're already a problem you can't really solve on your own, but reinforcing it isn't great.

[@YoshiTatsu1]

I used to be a server and bartender at many chain restaurants. Chilis, roadhouse, tgif, on the border and I have to say all these skits are 100% accurate and right on the money from the customers, to the staff, mangers and all the employees.

[@coopboulton]

I was a line cook for years and can confirm. The kitchen skits are also very accurate... If want some free fries hit me up cutie.

[@user-vo7vp1xm9q]

When your resume looks like [City] Restaurant Guide. LOL I had a resume Cap Rack . Dozens of caps with my employers logos on them.

[@MrChrisl182]

I was a chili's cook and I love these videos! Spot on!

[@oliverburke]

Another Chili’s host & server representin’!!! Totally accurate. This one was magic! It’s been 28 years since I stopped so I forgot what campers were. Total magic, this compilation!!!

[@nicoladawson2861]

💯

[@christinamorton2058]

Yes, was a bartender for 15 years. No one ever questioned the ginger ale trick. This guy does an amazing job, I just binged watched all of his videos

[@maddi66515]

Maybe it’s different brands or different countries? Here in Canada the Canada Dry brand ginger ale is VERY ginger-y and you would be able to tell the taste immediately

[@natmickan]

@@maddi66515 same in Australia…I’m super curious now (that said, I don’t think I’ve even seen a place here that didn’t have ginger ale)

[@fionaclaphamhoward5876]

@@natmickan Bundaberg represent!

[@fionaclaphamhoward5876]

@@sabias3932 they'll be using the stuff that's on tap - not opening individual bottles or cans

[@sovdark]

I had a server tell me the trick, bring me the soda and wait for me to try it. I love ginger ale and it took a bit of effort to actually taste the difference. I don’t know why it works but it does.

[@TheGoliathen]

Still remember my first 'they'. An annoyed guest asked about her drink , which I had forgotten in the rush. I looked around restaurant looking confused and said 'they didn't bring it?' Said I'll be right back with that then. All good after that.

[@MC-br1gk]

For those that don’t know, Drew does live shows. Watched a recorded version of one that was live about 6 months ago. He has this segment where he creates a character based on suggestions from the audience. He killed as an old Greek guy that has a fear of meat. I laughed so hard and long I had to have a cigarette afterwards!

[@DrewTalbert]

Nice!

[@SandraJCTaylor]

I want to watch and laugh too

[@sjanejms9394]

can someone link it for me pls

[@AAIVE]

where?! i’m starting to run out of his content! 😩

[@m0L3ify]

That is hilarious because an old Greek guy who loves meat more than life itself just got angry with something I said in a KZbin comment 😂

[@Jchmcom]

0:25 That smug face from the bartender. Like "baby girl that's evil and I love you for it"

[@DeathnoteBB]

Not even evil. Vodka costs money and they expected extra for free.

[@obsidiancrow450]

The "they" trick is incredibly effective at a help desk i used to work at. If you can frame everything as someone else messed up you will never catch flack from the customer lol

[@THE-id1by]

Doesn't work with me

[@ILuvAyeAye]

@@THE-id1by Oh, so you harass people who didn't actually make the mistake? You sound lovely. Because the fact of the matter is, it's only occasionally a trick. Lots of times it is other people messing up.

[@andreamallery8999]

But how would you known if you were "tricked" or not? Answer: you wouldn't... You're not always being tricked, sometimes they are being truthful...sometimes 😂 ​@@THE-id1by

[@panicmosem5969]

2:18 THIS woman is my FAVORITE character!! THEY'RE AT IT AGAIN, HUH? FRESH IS GOOD. 🤣 She seems like someone I would be friends with! 😆😁

[@elifkabak9261]

“FrESh iS gOoD, fResH Is GoOd”

[@matthewhannahcrockett372]

So funny and she is so nice and gentle

[@snaffudude]

By far the best!

[@buddhari65]

This is the number one channel on KZbin. There's not a single person who's worked in a restaurant and watched this channel that's not them BINGED the rest of his videos bc they're so hilariously accurate

[@DrewTalbert]

🤗

[@enchiladatequila6507]

I’ve been working in restaurants for 6 years and this channel really shows what goes on in every single restaurant. Edit: Keep up the good work I love your videos

[@DrewTalbert]

I appreciate that!

[@Cellocurve]

I hope you stay stuck forever and get sick from one of your own tricks

[@jenniferwaidelich642]

I used to work a lot in fast food, and it's almost identical. He's so funny.

[@greggcoop1223]

Drew, I have been in the industry for over 40 years, and know that EVERYTHING you act out is SPOT ON!! Everyone at work subscribes to your channel and absolutely loves your content!!!! Keep making these AWESOME vids!!!

[@andreamallery8999]

26 yrs.here and couldn't agree more! Spot on every single time! 😊

[@cobrakaiser3028]

Drew I’ve been a line cook for ten years. Your videos never cease to amuse me. Spot on. Makes my day.

[@scifikid108]

How much $ goes a line cook make?

[@113dmg9]

It is so UTTERLY AMAZING that all these characters are just one person. That is so hard to grasp because they are so distinctively different. Drew, you are amazing! You do a great job! [BTW, make sure Pickles gets to the dentist on a regular basis. Sure hope he brushes well.]

[@lisagoins9218]

Pickles is female.

[@andrewoverhere8525]

@@lisagoins9218 WHAT!?

[@catsballs9657]

@@lisagoins9218 honestly wouldn't question it but would also like a source

[@robertha8555]

@cats balls pickles is male, he did a video that showed the guy who pickles is based on

[@catsballs9657]

@@robertha8555 doesn't mean he couldn't be a female? The inspiration of pickles is a guy but whatever drew does with pickles is his choice

[@FloJoMoJo676]

Drew! Do you ever have old coworkers asking, “Is based on me?!” 😄 Love your work!

[@DrewTalbert]

I have a couple times lol

[@Andrewallday]

@@DrewTalbert I saw one reply to this comment and immediately thought “please let it be the legend himself”. You have made me a very happy boy! I love your work by the way. Probably my favourite youtube channel at the moment

[@blueturtle3623]

@@DrewTalbert Were they ever right?

[@autumnmichaela1655]

@@DrewTalbertwere they ?

[@Divercitylife]

Drew's way of portraying types of people.... I mean when the girls says "everyone is happy now"..... on point.

[@dawnmichelle4403]

Your face when you admitted to serving fraudulent ginger ales! 🤣🤣🤣

[@sastrinidis]

I feel like these videos are preparing me for my first restaurant job

[@adamhocking1157]

Drew is pretty spot on with all of his videos as somebody who did 6 years retail

[@fourharefelting]

10 years in hotel restaurants... Everything is spot on

[@stangkiller1789]

Nothing will do that

[@MrHandsomeboynow]

Worked many types of restaurants, some had bars, some didn’t, worked as a cook, many years serving. These are accurate. It’s the kind of culture you need to have in order to do a good job. Take it lightly, but keep moving.

[@call_me_corndog6692]

10 years bartending, this guy nails it so hard it makes me mad

[@tommiegirl2441]

Absolute gold. I still have to remind myself that it's one person playing all the roles. You're getting too good at this, Drew! 👍

[@kalpic11]

fr this is some Orphan Black shit

[@ipodpancakes2874]

I found these from KZbin shorts my god they’re addicting I can’t stop myself from binge watching

[@PamelaRay-l7x]

Drew you not only represent all the characters beautifully, but the comedy is dead on❤

[@laanksnn]

I worked as a server for 7 years even though in a completely other country to USA, these are completely true and hilarious, you get me every time man even though i hate the job now and would never go back

[@brandyp92]

I show your videos to all my friends and family. They make everyone laugh! Because if you haven’t worked in food service, you more than likely have been one of the “guests” at some point in your life 😂

[@ZebraOnYourNose]

2:05 I use this all the time in customer service, works like a charm

[@oNotoriety]

When I got out of the military I became a server and within a week I taught everyone about “they.” That was my favorite trick when I was trying to skate or get out of work early and I’m glad to see that tradition is shared with restaurants 😂

[@CharliMorganMusic]

Bruh, I totally feel that. Goddamn, do I miss the art I put into skating.

[@jonnyq2323]

But nowadays they could be a specific person I’m told.

[@paddleduck5328]

Skate?

[@derontchi]

They’re freaking up everything at your restaurant too????

[@katieedwards5926]

@@jonnyq2323 did you just make this transphobic for literally no reason?

[@ashleybarton3188]

Can't say it better than the other comments - YOU ARE THE BEST. Wishing you and your family all the best things!!! LOVE!

[@slaptastic_7]

the rage I felt inside towards that first couple was real, you played that very well 🙃

[@AlucardArkaine]

This stuff is great. Wasn't a waiter myself but I was a baker that also dealt with customers in a supermarket that made fresh bread. The amount of crossover here is surprising.

[@auntyyoohoo5481]

I am absolutely stunned by how amazing an actor he is. Each character is so well developed with its own identity.

[@pammiasmr9068]

It's funny how whatever character he plays he IS that person to me, so convincing!

[@deerwolfunlimited]

I am falling in love with the characters 😍

[@chrisvaughan2462]

Your character work is amazing!!! Are you a pro actor???????

[@dano9411]

He a server, fool

[@deadpanfish]

@@dano9411 oh Dan

[@DrewTalbert]

I am an actor. I was a server for 23 years.

[@gregf4416]

@@DrewTalbert Obviously very good at both.

[@AK-hk1zk]

I used to be a server for a few years during college and these are truly things you learn with experience. All of these are so accurate! And yes the straw trick works so well

[@wn8022]

Dam Andrea and Drew, you guys are amazing. I get such enjoyment from watching your series. You’ve hit gold with Bistro Huddy. 😀

[@llCoupDEtatll]

We were crazy busy last Sunday and I pulled the "they" trick with like 5 tables that had been waiting for me. "Oh im so sorry, did they not get anything for you folks to drink? What can I get started for you?" Every table was incredibly happy and nice to me

[@lapislazarus8899]

I think I've done every one of these with the exception of the fraudulent ginger ale. Another good way to get rid of campers (a human behavior I don't understand) is start swishing that carpet sweeper back-and-forth right next to their table. It's passive-aggressive, I know, but IDK why we can't just ask the guests to kindly bugger off.

[@arbin.m.5089]

Someone starts sweeping right next to my table isn't gonna last very long trust me. & as far as camping I usually eat & leave but you never know someone's situation. I've went out with friends & family I haven't seen in a long time & knowing when we leave we're going our separate ways. It's one thing if there's people waiting to be seated, but when the restaurant is 1/2 empty & I'm paying $40 for a meal & like $10 for a tip I'll throw a fucking tent up if I want.

[@abyrupus]

Yeah, as a customer, I don't mind being told this directly. "Sir, we have another group waiting, or it's closing time." Me and my buddy once entered this random greasy spoon during a road trip, during night (no other places were open for dinner), and we were the only people there. So we were having a nice meal, normally, and after done, we noticed everyone was giving us death-stares. And when we were outside the place, one of the servers came up behind us said, "Sir, don't take this personally, but it is really unfair for you to stay 30 minutes past our closing time." I was like - "What? Why didn't you tell us while ordering that you close in X minutes? We would have eaten faster, or only ordered what is immediately available in the kitchen." And she was like - "We are not allowed to do that." And my buddy agreed with her saying - "Oh yeah, I would consider that very rude, is a server said that to me." This doesn't make any sense.

[@розоваябестия-ф9й]

@@arbin.m.5089 well you can go to a different place tgat doesn't close in 30 minutes. or hang out outside. or go to the bar. there are so many options but you still decide to be an asshole to the people who are just trying to get home on time :)

[@valerielowe7067]

I call it the "suggestive sweeping"

[@robertromero3968]

@@arbin.m.5089 nah dude, get the fuck out

[@mecahunter7092]

Watching your videos make me incredibly happy. Thank you 😊 💓

[@theawb6986]

As always drew. Youre a comedic genius.

[@mischkost2918]

You‘re Channel is absolutely terrific! 🙌🏻 in every post of you I processed my last 20 years.. that’s also a kind of therapy. now I can laugh about it .. 😎 Thanks so much

[@jasongalvan8200]

I’ve never worked in a restaurant, but I swear the level of acting is like therapy for me. Never stop 😎

[@tarawhite6558]

We used to make "ginger ale" with Sprite, a little Coke, and a dash of angostura bitters. I love ginger ale, and it was nigh indistinguishable from real ginger ale. I did this ever after while I was a server.

[@WeFightForever]

Poppy and River get me every time. They're so frustrating!

[@Mistaking03]

Yes!! Drew's sketches are spot on. I've incounterer every single one. Ppl who have never worked food service will never know the struggle.

[@WildernessRocks]

Pure gold. As a person that’s worked both front and back in the past…I never eat out lol

[@seantaylornation21RIP4evr]

I feel like im at work eating out lol and that "authentic" crap is total bull

[@panicmosem5969]

I wouldn't eat out either.... if I worked front AND back 😈🤣😉

[@WildernessRocks]

@@panicmosem5969 I was waiting for this 😂🤡

[@panicmosem5969]

@Wilderness Rocks glad to be OFF service 😆

[@WildernessRocks]

@@panicmosem5969 right!

[@Atlas-si2jp]

I absolutely love your videos. Your skits are funny yet also realistic/relatable. It’s so great and having a cast of returning characters just makes it even more hooking. Keep it up, please!

[@mardeeshack]

Every part of this is so accurate. I can confirm I've done nearly every one of these. The ginger ale trick works every time

[@jessicawalton3497]

I've done them all. But for ginger ale: club soda, dash of bitters, splash of sprite. Tastes more like ginger ale, and as a bartender, I'd be honest about doing it. It makes for a delicious whiskey cocktail.

[@Imnoonewhoareyou]

That’s so interesting about the ginger ale!

[@yagawakashi1422]

Ty so much for this, man I'm working at indonesia hotel restaurant let me tell you, english is my second language, and be able to communicate basic simple english already really hard for me, but sometimes i just did what you do in your video and it work like a charm, thank you so much for this, i hope with this knowledge i can work outside indonesia and able to start a new journey somewhere, i thinking cruise ship maybe a start.

[@JordansDroid]

I don’t even work in the food industry but I still look forward to all the new reels Drew uploads. I cannot get enough of these. Remember us day 1 fans when you end up blowing up DT.

[@timthompson8297]

Love these and I already suspected many of them already

[@eshskis1]

This comedy is genius, Drew you need to copywrite and screen write this for a sitcom

[@Robynhoodlum]

look up the movie "Waiting"

[@Pielobyte]

Saving these for my new job 💅🏻

[@wvman2374]

I started ordering cases of ginger ale in cans once I found out the servers were serving fraudulent drinks. Scandalous!

[@DeathnoteBB]

It sucks cause people order ginger ale if they can’t have stuff in other sodas… so making fake ginger ale sort of ruins the point

[@Redorgreenful]

@@DeathnoteBB That’s true. Coke has caffeine, for example.

[@Will-ge7ri]

OMG!! I put the ginger ale trick in one of your videos’ comments. I had no clue everyone did this.

[@drucilla56]

Drew!! Absolute fucking legend! I was Nicole The entire 90's

[@Omgseriosly]

When ur watching vids and now even people with multiple personality disorder can succeed props to you overcoming that.

[@melissasaint3283]

I've never worked someplace that made fake ginger ale I stead of saying "we don't have that right now"....but this does explain why (back when I used to drink soda) some places had horrible ginger ale. I always assumed something was wrong with the syrup dispenser, and didn't like to complain, so if it was bad enough I'd just drink the water....

[@zae4300]

We do this at my work, literally no one can tell, you do have to get the ratio right though

[@melissasaint3283]

​@@zae4300based on my experience, maybe there's a big overlap with supertasters and people pleasers, lol. I really don't like coke, no wonder it tasted bad to me. I gradually stopped ordering ginger ale and just stuck to water

[@facebren]

Why don't you just tell people you don't have it. Seems like a health risk to offer people something they can easily find the label for but it's actually something else.

[@nickynak3]

yeah I've had what I thought was bad ginger ale before, guess I now know why

[@Sarahqiu]

Pickles at the end singing along!!!!! Ahhh it’s the little details 😍

[@kyegraham7698]

I have done every single one of these. The coffee one got me tho. I've given decaf to so many people lololol

[@judychurley6623]

The decaf tricks works even better when you ask: "Now, who gets the decaf?"

[@seagatie]

I definitely asked if the temperature could go up before. We were indoors yet everyone was still wearing their winter coats. Told they couldn't change it cause of corporate. Lmao everyone clunky eating with puffy jackets.

[@koi.in.pond3149]

We had problems with temperature control at PetSmart. Couldn't do anything our thermostat was adjusted by corporate and they are in AZ .

[@christianruvalcaba7788]

@Conservitarian 17 why not just bypass the thermostat? just pop of the thermostat and jump a wire between R and W for heat, another wire between R and G for the fan, then take the jumper wire off of W and put it to Y for cooling. or better yet, just install a new thermostat. lol, the problems of non HVAC workers are amusing.

[@christianruvalcaba7788]

@Conservitarian 17 well, you just have to deal with it then.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@christianruvalcaba7788 Yeah no shit. That’s the problem…

[@DeathnoteBB]

@Conservitarian 17 Seriously it annoys me so much. What “genius” decided remote air conditioning makes any sense. Let’s let the state in 100 degree heat control the moderate 72 degree state’s building’s AC. Corporate: It’s so hot here! Better blast the AC in our stores! Every store anywhere else: Well guess it’s winter now

[@mirindamackent7642]

Genius, entertaining,hilarious,cheerful ,real...I salute you Sir..Thank you so much for the laughter ..it has helped me deal with my physical pain I suffering daily. May God bless you always.

[@scott4172]

Please make sure to tell your guests that you don’t have ginger ale before mixing sprint and coke.

[@brickshlick]

seeing river’s character development from being a douche to just chillin and enjoying the poppy show is top tier

[@add_nyc]

i love pickles but damn do i LOVE me some clint!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@SanketAlekar]

I have never been a server or worked in a restaurant but these sketches are amazing! I can relate because I've had my share of weird customers in my line of work but never as bad as you guys. Keep up the sketches, loving them.

[@skippymac1]

Drew is funny with his characters. But the clip at 0:56 is HILARIOUS and super true. There is always one table of ladies who sit for hours (you can always predict the table) that are so involved in their conversation that they don't realize they commandeered their server's real estate the entire night for a $6 tip for a glass of wine and a salad with dressing on the side. The restaurant closed 1 hour after they paid and the staff are standing in the kitchen saying bad things about them because we want to mop the floor and go home. When they finally say, "Oh! I think they are closed. We should go"... They stroll into the parking lot and stand next to their cars for 20 more minutes talking about who knows what, as the lights shut off and crickets are starting the nightly chirp session. It's frustrating and hilarious (as long as you are not the closer).

[@thefishingpol]

I always jumped to the expert level of getting rid of hanger ons( those who stay WAAAAYY too long). They were eating into my tip profits or keeping me from going home. Nope. And remember, decaf can always be sold as regular, but regular cannot be passed as decaf ( my cause health risks)

[@annas8535]

I cannot believe I would not notice an imposter ginger ale! If it's. a real bar, ginger ale with bitters is great for a hangover (if you're not going for the bloody mary or greyhound).

[@dano9411]

A fellow breakfast drinker!

[@vegasvancitygirl9251]

Or red beer

[@YeshuaKingMessiah]

Oh I would but it’s a cute idea lol

[@williamadams9907]

Liquor down the straw trick! Classic. I also(as a bartender) used to serve the booze on the side for frozen drinks when I knew people would say "there's no liquor in this!"

[@mandragoras6933]

I 've worked only about a dozen times as a waiter in catering and 10/12 times was pure DECAF.....

[@abyrupus]

Now I'm worried. I often pull up during road trips to have a cup of coffee, so I can drive alert.

[@yippehanako]

@@abyrupus well, caffeine won't make you alert. It will make you still tired but jittery as well. You'll feel awake (hyper) but your reflexes and attention are the same since you're still, physically and mentally, tired and sleep deprived. Take a nap for 20 mins. That is the only thing that will make it actually better and that is the safest thing for everyone. Also, if you do drink coffee, it will have taken effect by the time your nap is done so it's even good to help the effect you do get from coffee or energy drinks

[@eragon78]

@@yippehanako Actually, Caffeine is a drug that does help with mental focus. Drinking coffee actually does help people stay alert and focused and has measurable effects.

[@Mesaaaaaaaa]

@@abyrupus decaf coffee just has less caffeine, not no caffeine. Get a large and it'll still do the trick.

[@daniellenm395]

@@abyrupus this only happens in sit down restaurants when its close to closing. Gas stations or 24hr places will have regular coffee.

[@jenniferdowell9002]

You are spot on ! Brings back memories

[@abrahamlincoln9758]

Manager trick: When you have campers at 15 to close, the AC gets turned up. Especially in the winter.

[@jhawk1229]

My old manager used to slowly turn the music up at the end of the night to get the campers out

[@ylukx]

@@jhawk1229 oh you guys did the opposite of what we do. Turning it up encourages them to stay out longer, especially on the weekends. I used to slowly turn it down so they get bored and feel awkward

[@WatanabeNoTsuna.]

@@ylukx Usually I just turn it off completely, about 30min to close. By closing time it's getting either too hot or too cold for comfort, so people just wanna leave. 😂 Edit: If I remember correctly, in the US the AC only cools, and heat pumps heat. In Europe, the AC both cools and heats, hence why I said "too hot (in the summer) or too cold (in the winter)".

[@brennag.7042]

I'm a veteran server and Omg! You are so on point every single time👍👍

[@marylynngallant5168]

Nicole is priceless!!❤️🤣

[@goodfmafarconstructiongitr435]

U r a undercover genius... this stuff is great....keep going man.

[@WaitingForYukiOnna]

I don't mean to sound brutal, but is there any reason why being a waitress or waiter shouldn't be taken over by robots. I mean there's clearly an air of the job being overly reliant on tips and having too little base pay, and as shown in the video people seem to take a lot of liberties in fulfilling a guest's request. Seems like everyone would be happier if a robot were to take over.

[@judychurley6623]

Because it is cheaper to have tip-based employees than robots, probably. (I always worked in the kitchen.)

[@jmatthews2923]

Sir you are amazing! I can't stop watching your videos. I've never worked in a restaurant built your content is so relatable. You need your own show.

[@blondego56]

" *they* are having a rough night " 🤔😜 i start a new part-time job as a server these are actually helping besides other KZbin videos which aren't as entertaining by the way I'm 65 and I still get nervous

[@CallyA]

"They both get decaf" is a lot more responsible than "they both get regular."

[@cmjcj2ktn]

His portrayal of customers is criminally under appreciated because he does the staff so well 😂

[@interstellaroverdrive3658]

I was so waiting for the temperature trick. I used to do it all the time. Works like a charm.

[@ghoward6797]

And that's why I don't go out

[@karlarao8736]

Oh my goodness you are hilarious!!!!! Love this channel.

[@Lillpixeychic]

Oh god… So when things happened and I pointed them out as a kid and my parents said I was insane or imagined it… my soda did taste funny, the guy did forget my sauce and I wasn’t crazy they were just assholes! It’s nice to be right for once

[@DeathnoteBB]

Kids often see things adults don’t. I’m sorry they were asses about it

[@hieug.rection1920]

Sorry your servers sucked!

[@scotfacer7247]

These are so true! 35 years of these. Haha. Love these videos!!

[@suzq2744]

From the customers perspective and as someone who was also a server for a long time, going to a restaurant isn’t just about the food. It’s about ambiance and having a neutral place to be able to socialize with each other. If we pay for a meal and we want to sit there a while a talk for a while after that’s our prerogative. From a server perspective sitting a while is one thing but if you’re there for hours you’re blocking other tables from coming in so I can see it from both perspectives💯💚

[@rebeccaucich1290]

you’re keeping the server from making more money if you camp

[@suzq2744]

@@rebeccaucich1290 yep, that’s literally what I just said

[@suzq2744]

@@OpalBLeigh I’d say if it’s slow like that and there aren’t other people waiting to be seated then it’s really not a big deal

[@Birdbike719]

​@@rebeccaucich1290 then you leave a larger tip to compensate

[@judychurley6623]

Fine. But extra tip (if you believe in tipping) for the lost tipping customer(s) from that table.

[@andreamallery8999]

I love how everything you do is not only relatable but that we all get sucked into to actually thinking these are different characters performing yet you never shave beforehand. THAT'S the best part😂

[@cookiewoke1899]

I've had 1:36 backfire once, where they gave me their card, I cashed them out, and they stayed. I still had 3 hours left on my shift.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Omg what happened??

[@Birdbike719]

That's why you should never lie to customers

[@Breecebuilt]

You gotta be the most talented actor I’ve ever watched. You are hilarious!

[@almightyk11]

Half of these, you can go stuff yourself. Don't lie to me about an order.

[@judychurley6623]

No one is saying it is ok; just that it gets done that way sometimes!

[@ginacopeland5156]

I’m obsessed with you! I love your stuff, sometimes I watch reruns over and over again😂

[@NikoBellaKhouf2]

You do realize that we know when you serve us decaf, right?

[@YeshuaKingMessiah]

Obviously ppls iz dumb I don’t get it either but I never order coffee at an eatery, only a coffee shop - which is rare as they’re waaaay overpriced. I make wonderful coffees at home.

[@judychurley6623]

You know it... only those times you have noticed it!

[@NikoBellaKhouf2]

@@judychurley6623 The process of creating decaf coffee beans removes a lot of flavor and that is very noticeable for the majority of people, especially the ones who drink coffee black.

[@facebren]

I don't drink enough decaf to know the taste, but yeah the times I've tried it it's just mild and worse than normal coffee. So yeah people will probably think your coffee sucks if you serve them decaf when they asked for regular

[@deltadaze6836]

ROFL :D....when we had our band years ago, my husband was the sound man and he often had half-drunk people coming up to him yelling, 'Turn it up! Turn it up!' and he'd reach over to the volume and pretend to turn it and ask if that was okay? They'd be like, 'Great!'........the placibo effect🤣😂🤣

[@gillypuente1794]

What you described is actually the nocebo effect. The placeno effect is when you give someone something telling them it will do something for them even though it wont. The nocebo effect is when you dont do anything but tell them you did.

[@barneylaurance1865]

No, the nocebo effect is when you something makes you feel worse through psychological effects based on knowing you took it. Like if you expect bad side effects from a pill, or you feel ill because you think you've been poisoned.

[@Ethan-tn4jc]

Barney is correct. Nocebo and placebo are not defined by the active or passive role of the administrator, they are defined by the positive or negative expectations of the recipient. The person felt the temperature improve even though it wasn't changed is an example of the placebo effect because the person expected their condition to improve. If a person expected a waiter to give them poor service, the service they received was fine, yet they still felt it was poor service, then that would be an example of the nocebo effect.

[@WatanabeNoTsuna.]

@@barneylaurance1865 Uh, I thought nocebo was when you gave someone a real, helpful drug, yet they felt worse because of a preconception. Always leaning! 😁

[@melaniejohnson9398]

I love this it's like being back at work. I worked for 25 years in the service industry until COVID. And I miss it so fun. This is so true every video is true

[@kitwinters7434]

I need you to delete this video IMMEDIATELY. My guests are going to start calling me out on all my tricks! 🙈

[@Birdbike719]

Or, maybe don't lie to customers

[@sweetspicy92]

“Fresh is good , fresh is good” 😍😍😘😘 so adorable

[@keepXonXrockin]

Still can't believe that waiters basically kick you out after you've finished your meal, doesn't happen in Germany (unless it's like an all you can eat situation with an explicit time limit)

[@jackbauer9901]

Drew, you are pure gold! Thank you very much for that!