serving up heaping slices of humble pie - REACTION

[@coquettelewis7885]

I was having my son via emergency C-section and I was nervous and scared. The doctor was lovely but when I am nervous I get verbal diarrhea...he proceeds to tell me he is arranging my intestines...to which I reply your not the first man to say that but you are the first to mean it...the nurses laughed and he literally walked up past the sheet to stare at me and he was bright red. I was laughing, nurses were laughing and he was laughing... All in all very fun time 🤣

[@ARw275]

I wish I was that clever during mine. I just threw up everywhere.

[@coquettelewis7885]

@@ARw275 I guess when I'm high I get real good with the quick remarks 🤣 because I ain't that good and haven't been that quick since

[@monikanikolova1099]

I died reading this 🤣🤣

[@Yellowduchess]

I wish I'm that witty when I'm under😂❤

[@jenniferslaymaker3376]

As a surgical nurse (we all have a very twisted sense of humor as a coping mechanism) this is freaking GOLD!!!!

[@ShilasSpellboundCreations]

I had the same OB/GYN for like 20 years. After my 3rd kiddo, I happened to run into him while trick or treating. I'm a social awkward person so my comment to him was "Hey doc! Crazy seeing you while I have pants on!!" 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

[@kristinw2600]

My dad was my swim team coach when I was in middle school. One day we're out shopping, and this fourteen-year-old girl out with her boyfriend spots him and calls out a greeting. They talk for a minute, and then Dad realized who she was. "Oh wow, hi Girl! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" ...Because she was on the swim team with me. He was used to seeing her in her swimsuit at practice.

[@ShilasSpellboundCreations]

@@kristinw2600 omg how embarrassing 🤣

[@anyaobrien811]

Omgg 😅

[@beauteoussounds1156]

You brought back a memory. My first husband’s parents gave him a wedding shower, inviting their friends (we had seven showers - 2 were groom showers. His parents were big shots in town and old school). One of their friends was the doctor that delivered me. I was greeting everyone and got to Dr. Holmes. He grabbed my outstretched hand and said in a deep, serious voice, “We’ve met!” Hahaha It was hilarious.

[@Katfall2012]

Omg I can't imagine my mom saying that.. actually I can but she's a pick me

[@LittleMissAesthetic.]

“When somebody ever tells you to move, you MOVE-🕺”

[@justcallmeana8073]

🕺💃🕺💃

[@ceceelizabeth527]

You better boogie!

[@mumma2boyz]

When I move you move 🎵🎶🎼

[@jennifer1110]

😂😂😂I died

[@LaFlor718]

@@mumma2boyzjust like that 💃 😂

[@allisonhoff5805]

My sister was once at a gyno after she had been divorced for 8 years and hadn't had sex since the marriage ended, so when the gyno asked if she could be pregnant my sister said, "not unless it was with an 8 year old." The gyno's mouth dropped and looked horrified. My sister tried to say, "Not that I would get pregnant with an 8 year old, but the baby would be 8 by now!" The gyno was super upset. We still laugh about it.

[@rabbit_scribe]

I don't really get why he didn't get it. It's not as though she said BY an eight-year-old. 😅

[@allison3480]

I get why he was mad, there are far better ways to say that lol

[@nonya6281]

in my 20s I remember being at the gyno's appointment (pre reqiured auditing by a nurse) and the doctor - good looking was doing my exam and said "you seem kind of dry" I popped my head up and said, "Sorry Doc, your tie just isn't doing it for me at the moment!" The doctor laughed so hard he had to get up and walk away. He was completely silent after that lol

[@marieknight9385]

Stories like this is why I opted for a female obgyn 😂😂😂 I would have a lot of stories otherwise

[@nonya6281]

@@marieknight9385 hahaha, I see female gyno's now lol

[@ServiceUnavailable]

If I seemed kind of dry Doc, it was coz everytime those damned plastic tongs come near, you said "oohhh no, don't tense, These are only plastic Mama and then I was scared I was gonna break these plastic tongs with my Ma-Mama Girl Bits & you could try some warming gel with that lube

[@taleandclawrock2606]

😂❤❤❤❤❤thats hilarious

[@mmblue3986]

@@nonya6281 😂😂😂🥳 You are hilarious.

[@rmlrl1971]

I had an Nurse Practitioner who did my yearly exams. Never failed, when I had an appointment, she always had a student following her. This time she asked if I minded, if the student did the pelvic exam, I said fine. Student completes the exam, then my NP jumps in to make sure, and does her own exam. While she is double checking and is elbow deep, she places her other hand on my knee, looks me dead in the eye and says, " I bet this is the first time you've had two women." I almost rolled off the table dying of laughter.

[@cheeling794]

lol I would've said nope!😊

[@CaileeBob]

Sorry, elbow deep??????

[@CreedsofYore]

That's a great doctor! How funny!

[@alexshaw8167]

Can we not say shit like “elbow deep” when talking about gyno exams? A woman’s vagina is not meters deep. You’re giving men weapons and giving women fear.

[@TraumaQueen65]

😆😆🤣🤣😂😂😄😄

[@aurinslady7119]

At my last woman exam with my thankfully female Dr., she finished and said 'not too bad, I hope'. I said without thinking, ' it was great, didn't make me feel like you should have bought me dinner first'...and immediately wanted to sink through table. She laughed and has since used it on her own gyno.

[@meghanmckenzie5273]

My 1st gyno was an old man, named Dr.Harper. thankfully, he let a female nurse check me out. I was not happy. 😂

[@telicia02]

Lol, my cat was having rectal issues and after her exam, I told the vet, "I lowkey feel like you owe her dinner now." 😂

[@skyerainart]

I like how canadian Charlotte has a ☀️ on the screen for "30 degree" weather when the person talking is in the US and 30 degrees is freezing 😅😅 ❄️❄️❄️ love you charlotte

[@nicothenatural]

I'd 100% prefer 30 Fahrenheit over 30 Celsius I'd I was sitting in the car for hours.

[@ingridakerblom7577]

​@@nicothenatural-30c° or 30°c

[@alexielshadowangel]

lol yeah, I was confused why she had a burning sun for "30 degree weather" then I realized, OH WAIT she's Canadian, she thought the lady was talking in CELSIUS!" but she said "STATE" not province. Guess Charlotte didn't catch that and realize.

[@lawa3295]

​@@alexielshadowangel but the woman said she was sweating, so Celsius makes sense

[@DeathByBlonde1]

I told my gyno once that usually I require dinner first so he should consider himself lucky to get this far… he literally busted out laughing. I was seriously depressed when he moved out of state. He was my favorite.

[@dawnkelly2229]

I told my gyno he was the only man to get under my knickers with out a drink first

[@jojokeane]

Gynos have to genuinely like women. Therefore a sense of humor is required.

[@snowfoxxie]

I get the feeling they hear that one a lot and pitty laugh 😅

[@stefany2024]

This was the answer I gave to my health insurance attendant when I asked for a female gyno, "I'm not getting naked and in this vulnerable position to a man who didn't even take me to a 'movies and dinner' kind of date!" She almost choked laughing 😂

[@somebearoutthere4590]

I once told my gyno a joke, and her laugh made me laugh. The speculum fired out across the room and broke 💀

[@georgiecurtis225]

One powerful giggle 🤭

[@Sar-ahG]

That’s both hilarious and terrifying 💀 😂

[@iricandescence]

Lmao, that's amazing

[@victoriasalter1064]

😂😂😂 easily the best story

[@staceybrown1993]

That's one tough kitty! 😂😂

[@kelleywyskiel3478]

I was a yoga therapist in a “mental”hospital and I LOVE the idea of dancing in response to a patient saying MOVE. It’s actually pretty hilarious and the best response ever.

[@TiTi-pm4my]

I thought so too! What an amazing response to just dance in their face like that 😂❤

[@isla.vuewall]

Could really help diffuse the tension and avoid potential issues if was a case of them trying to antagonise or display dominance etc. I like it 😊

[@Zinnia-bs8tt]

It might work with some patients, even most, but when I was in a psych hospital, I was extremely paranoid. If someone had done that when I told them to move, I would've freaked out & run out of the room, or, more likely, started kicking & screaming at her.

[@kelleywyskiel3478]

@@Zinnia-bs8tt yeah if that happened i would change the approach. But that’s a typical thought of reaction yet pretty rare. I’m about bringing a bit of let’s get through this better not about teasing or punishing anyone. You’d be ok, I’d respect it, but you also don’t seem likely to growl MOVE at a therapist either.

[@thestablepirate]

@@Zinnia-bs8ttgenuinely curious if you want to answer as I have no idea about paranoia: why would you start kicking the other person if they have done the thing you wanted to be done?

[@user-kv6jz6fy7z]

For the DMV; She had her license for many years. She moved, and it had expired in the meantime. When you switch states or it fully expires, depending on where you are in the states, you'll have to re-test. The signs are also only blank colored shapes, not the actual images on the signs we see every day. I'm in for this soon and nervous about passing even though I've had a license for over 21 years. 😆

[@aprilrepin9243]

Introverts over here secretly loving covid. Everyone else is freaking out about the 6 foot distancing and having to isolate in your home and not socialize with others and I'm over here vibing living my BEST life! 😅

[@grenade8572]

All my coworkers know that I'm still living in Covid: no hugs, no kisses, no small talk. x)

[@jenniferbond7073]

I felt the same! I loved quarantine, people having to stay the eff away from me and no one expecting to make plans.

[@poshlady43]

Yesssss

[@alikat1255]

I miss it so much 😒

[@someone3187]

I miss people wearing masks in waiting rooms, crowded places like underground tubes, metros or other tight spaces. I can't stand it when they're sneezing, coughing, speaking or laughing loudly while standing right in front of me blowing their germs in my direction.

[@lindyoliver7750]

That move girl will probably going to be one of the best nurses. ❤

[@evmcelroy]

Back in the 1970's, the first gyno I went to had a PLAYBOY MUG ON HIS DESK!

[@debramorris4290]

As a former staffing coordinator I'd diffantly hire her after that story.

[@minivan1680]

​@@debramorris4290 definitely*

[@MsCherrycandycane]

I absolutely agree

[@dyrich6799]

Yes and no. She is caring but probably incompetent and you are in pain that’s the last thing you want.

[@LiMoo02]

I think the bath guy and his mom from the second story might need to go to that music therapy from the first story😳

[@fayrelightjordan2470]

😂 so true!

[@SusanPederson]

The bath boy reminds me of that story you covered about the bride catching the groom nursing!!!

[@AngelJuliet]

He reminds me of the guy who was breastfeeding at his wedding

[@pablodelsegundo9502]

Especially when she outlines she's there to "get all the places he can't reach." WTF, is he 500lbs or something? 🤢🤢

[@TheQueenRulesAll]

I think I need therapy just hearing about it 😂😂😂

[@xakarooo]

"I beg your finest pardon"!!!! Quote of the century,.....

[@tatiannalee689]

Definitely one of my favorite ones from her.😂

[@samanthagiardihahne4123]

I have never lied on a date. I have discovered the power of "Oh tell me more ! It's so interesting! Can you explain your hobbies/job/interest to me?" Giiiirl. Works every time. Since I'm a little nerd, it's so easy to remember stuff from time to time so I just have to listen to what they said. Happily married now. Everything interests me as long as the person is passionate about what they are talking about. It's useful to make friends too. (I'm doing it since I was a kid, 32now and still asking !)

[@valiantsfelinesmccarty6678]

Good for you people have always ask how do you know so much trivia well cuz I always listen to what people say I learn you learn You listened

[@LysippeLee]

Yes! People love to talk about their hobbies. This is such a better method than pretending to also be into something.

[@nicothenatural]

Yep I love to ask people about themselves. It makes conversation so much easier and I enjoy getting to know people 🥰

[@Kelli-ru7yy]

I just joke about it if I'm really not into talking about stuff. Car stuff? Nah. I remember being like "I'm sorry. I tuned out. I just heard blah blah blah car stuff." However, my now husband was having issues with his window rolling up. I take apart his car door and find the issue for him and put it back together. Tell him what the issue is and point out what part needs replacing. So talking about stuff *yawn* Doing things. Fun. Just gotta be honest with who you are. I honestly don't know what makes a good relationship. I don't like watching certain movies but will listen to him recount the movie. I might have adhd.

[@bm-ww8kb]

@@Kelli-ru7yy try putting subtitles on. i have adhd and before I found this trick I haaaaaaaaaaaaated being asked to watch movies. i still will not go to the theatre though

[@darkunykorn404]

My grandmother didn't wash him, but she would stand behind the bathroom door while my dad showered, waiting, with a towel and his change of clothes, for him to come out. My mom was NOT amused when she found out.

[@AngelJuliet]

The fact your mom stayed 😂

[@boosqueezy2418]

that’s sick

[@darkunykorn404]

@@AngelJuliet mom really looked at that red flag and went "whatever" lmao to be fair, she put a stop to that reeeeal quick. He knew better than expect babying from her 🤣

[@Katfall2012]

Ahhh she had kids with him ahhh

[@user-blob]

@@Katfall2012 THIS 🤢

[@momcat5213able]

I had a breast reduction and the surgeon was marking surgical lines on me before the surgery. It felt like it took forever. I finally asked him if he drawing the faces from Mt Rushmore on me. He just smiled but the nurse was choking trying not to laugh. 😂😂

[@GOGOSLIFE]

I know exactly! I've had 2 reductions, and each time I felt like his personal coloring book!

[@qhluvr77]

😂😂😂 Apparently when I’m nervous I make quite off colour jokes , surgery makes me nervous 🤦‍♀️

[@lives4more]

I literally lmao… in bed and my husband thought I was going crazy. I cried.

[@klm_shadow]

Like hey Picasso would you hurry it up? 😂😂😂

[@bananascoaster1243]

If you wouldn't get a tattoo without reference lines or a stencil, I think you'd want at least a few of those for a scalpel 😂

[@doeeyeddoll]

As a psych nurse, I am fairly certain you’re correct Charolette. When someone tells you to move, they aint kidding around.

[@pamelagarza3212]

When my kids were little, they had no respect for other people’s space. So one day we went to the store, we were gonna pay & my kids start crowding the next person. Finally I say hey kids you gonna pay for her groceries. My kids looked at me with that look and backed off. Told them this will happen every time you crowd people out. They never did that again cause momma’s gonna humble them.

[@larissafeltus6013]

and THANK YOU for making sure you’re raising kids who are aware of others 💚 w parenting

[@chanson8508]

As you should... funny from momma or whatever from the world, those kiddos are getting #taught 👩‍🏫

[@ro0ske]

As a doctor: I never told people I was one when I was dating. Guys would get intimidated or the conversation would change to bodily issues they were having (often TMI) 😖.

[@Kelli-ru7yy]

Free health care when they can get it 😂

[@2Bad4YOUuu]

OMG 🙈🙉🙊

[@desert_holly]

The lady with the dmv story was absolutely hilarious. It's so difficult being someone who doesn't fail and having the DMV, of all things, knocking you down a peg 😅 the DMV worker is fabulous for helping her out with the shapes ❤

[@gnyng88]

I couldn't hear her story! Her voice is so soothing I kept disassociating 😅

[@coverstealingbadger]

To be fair, neither Arkansas nor Texas (the two states I’ve lived in) nor Oklahoma (the state I drive through between TX and AR) have no passing zone signs that I’ve seen. If I saw a blank yellow isosceles triangle on its side on a test, I sure AF wouldn’t know that. Let me amend that. I sometimes see white rectangle signs that say “Do Not Pass” or “Pass with Care.” They sure ain’t pennant signs, though.

[@kalamalia8886]

One freezing cold winter, i scheduled my yearly gyno appt. When the doc was about to start, he said, "this is gonna be cold" and I replied, hey as long as my lips don't stick to it like the Christmas Story, I'm good. The doc and nurse in the room both started cracking up. 😂

[@wordsculpt]

I ABSOLUTELY Understand the girl who froze when she didn't know how to respond. This is me.

[@jessjess23brooks89]

Well, sometimes our curiosity overrides our repulsion. I'd need answers.

[@paulagoeringer9466]

Sometimes something happens that just has your brain buffering. Like, that was so dumb I don't have a response on file. 😂

[@paulagoeringer9466]

​@@jessjess23brooks89YES or you'll be wondering about it forever.

[@wordsculpt]

​@@jessjess23brooks89Agree about needing answers, but the shock needs to hear off before I even start! Horrified!

[@wordsculpt]

*wear, not hear. Sorry, it was autocorrect.

[@gloriousmediocrity985]

I had my IUD replaced and my dr was male. Mid procedure he asked how I was doing. I looked at him in the eye and said "This is so much fun they should make it a ride at Disneyland." He had to stop the procedure for a few minutes because he and his nurse were laughing too hard to continue.

[@LifeWithAshaAse]

😂😂 I was just thinking about how I have to have mine replaced next year, this is so funny 😂

[@nicothenatural]

Ohhh man that sounds like something my mom would say and I LOVE it! 😂😂😂😭

[@jamieharrison3560]

I could tell from how close Miss Personal Space was to the phone that she was DEFINITELY too close to that lady in the supermarket 😂😂😂

[@Zinnia-bs8tt]

I know. She was creeping me out on video. I'd probably be kicking her if she got that close to me. 🤣🤣🤣

[@lesley5380]

💯 😂

[@peakay6729]

exactly, I had to put my device down and move away. She would have 100% been told to "MOVE BACK" if she was standing next to me. Give me space!!!!

[@candicecart9786]

I give ppl dirty looks if they get too close in line… if they don’t get the message, I usually say something 😂😂😂

[@lindadoughty4824]

I couldn't understand a word 😕

[@Jessicahasopinions]

Boy mom here. I recently had to give my 12 yo son a refresher course in how to wash his hair. I noticed it still smelled after showering. But he wore swim trunks while I was in the bathroom and his hair has been clean ever since 😂

[@danielleking262]

good for you! It is absolutely not the same situation as in the story (thank god) 😂

[@Jessicahasopinions]

@@danielleking262 oh yeah. I for sure know it's no where near that. I would never lmaoo

[@mmblue3986]

@@Jessicahasopinions Interesting fact…parents usually think their kids smell worse then other people do. It’s natures protection of the gene pool.

[@CrimsonRegrett562]

My 8 year old needs help with his hair still. He's got some developmental delays and sensory issues, though. He's not going to willingly get his own hair wet.

[@xandreshephard8764]

Lots of kids need help with hygiene, no biggie

[@paytonb3101]

Also for the Mercedes story, I’ve been caught pretending to know stuff for SURE but now I just say “I’ve been wanting to get into it and learn about it, why don’t you teach me more?” And when I tell you men love to hear themselves speak and to teach about their interests it makes them so happy so it’s better than even pretending to know. Everyone likes to ramble about what they love and to be listened to

[@solesuna]

So true. I tell people all the time that I unfortunately don‘t know enough about something to discuss it if I don‘t know about it. People love to tell you about things they like or are passionate about and it‘s so fun learning from people.

[@gwennorthcutt421]

nothing a connoisseur loves more than an interested audience! thats how i know so much trivia

[@olaines9154]

@@gwennorthcutt421you are so right

[@MindiB]

In defense of the DMV client (who was awesome)-She was asked to identify signs based on their SHAPES. No writing, no context. That is challenging! I’m very happy that she got through it and I’m not concerned that this struggle would in any way endanger me if she and I ever share the road. She strikes me as someone who is more than competent at everything she does. And the “call me a good girl” gal was HILARIOUS. I want to get coffee with her. I, too, am someone who (tries to) use humor to deflect awkward situations. . . Thereby sometimes increasing the situational awkwardness.

[@OnePoetWanderer]

Yeah. For someone who can't read, knowing a sign by the shape is important, but otherwise not that essential. (Which is probably why the DMV lady coached her because she knew denying the license would be silly.)

[@omegatired]

back when I took my original driving test, the instructor showed me a sign in the booklet, shape, and asked what it was. I identified it correctly ... apparently, I'd checked the wrong answer on the test and he was fairly sure I knew better. Passed and the driving test as well. Not looking forward to the yearly renewal thing in 7 years ...

[@SPeeSimon]

Come to Europe. Hardly any sign here with text. Just see some here: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_European_road_signs#Table_of_traffic_signs_comparison If you don't know the meaning of most of them, then you should be considered a hazard on the road and should not drive and retake the exam. Getting your license here is more difficult and requires a test on the rules/law and a driving skill test. (But there is no test if you renew your license, so you'll only need to know this once.)

[@JREwing78]

I consider myself a "roadgeek" - I was literally pissed off when I got a question wrong on the written driver's exam and couldn't claim a perfect score. The yellow sign SHAPES, with no other markings on them for context? That's an asinine thing to pop-quiz people on.

[@it.comes.around]

@@SPeeSimonI think they mean they had no symbols on them, just the shape, but I could be wrong. Most signs have symbols here, and we need to know the whole thing, so it’s odd that they make it a ‘guess that Pokémon” game when it would only be the shape and color and no symbols.

[@spectilia]

For the confusion on the DMV: if you let your license EXPIRE, as the lady in the video did, yes, you have to redo some, if not ALL of the original drivers test (whatever that might be for your given region). If you are only renewing (which you have to do BEFORE the expiration date), then I think you just have to pass a vision test, if that. Probably gonna vary somewhat by state, but Charlotte was so confused by what was happening and I just wanted to expain, in case anyone else was as well. Edit for spelling. Edit #2: Some comments have informed me that changing states (or provinces) may necessitate retaking part or all of the written exam as well. So, idk which one was at fault here (maybe both). I have never moved states before, so had no clue. The more you know!

[@eiremerald]

I was literally screaming at my phone because Charlotte thinking she knows everything about drivers tests and this wasn’t supposed to be a literal drivers test. 🤦‍♀️

[@peachkitten40]

If you are changing states, you sometimes have to retake the written exam. 4 out of 5 states where I've had a driver's license require that.

[@bethewalt7385]

Love that you're talking this entire comment about a DIVERS test😂😂😂

[@spectilia]

@@bethewalt7385 ...oh my God, the things auto correct doesn't catch. Will edit for future readers, but your comment will be a testimony to my shame, lol

[@alexandrahopley592]

​@@peachkitten40 I switched provinces and no where did it warm me I was going to be tested. I was not ready for those questions. Luckily, you didn't actually need to pass, just acknowledge the answered after they corrected you. But man, I was stressed out for a second when asked "what distance do you need to leave behind a motorcycle?" And I was like "in meters?" No. 3 seconds. Right. 😅

[@whitneywest3538]

My new OB is the only guy I had ever used. First pap, he gets done and turns around on his little chair to chart stuff and I whisper “easiest Pap smear ever.” Without turning around he just reaches his still gloved hand back to me for a fist bump. I love him.

[@jayschoenhaaar5369]

I used to work in a psychiatric hospital for the criminally insane as a psychiatric nurse. I quickly learned that if a patient screamed move, you either got away from them fast or called a code.

[@Love_Evie1213]

My flabbers ARE GASTED! With the second story with the boy-mom bathtub fiasco! 😭😭😭🤣

[@annoyedperson9918]

You want to think helping your kids wash stops at 3 but according to the healthcare places I’ve worked the answer is 3-5 to stop physically washing them, 9-12 to stop light supervision, and for some ppl apparently 37 to fully stop checking. The number of people who don’t do basic hygiene with any regularity is boggling.

[@melissakondek6370]

Wow!! I’m a girl mom and once they were 3/4y I taught them step by step how to wash in the actual bathtub. I fully supervised to make sure they had it down and were safe..they sometimes still needed help w/ their hair, but by 6y or 7y they were all able to graduate to the shower and do everything themselves. However I was nearby to ask” did you remember to wash this, did you make sure to do that?” Light supervision.. (and I def inspected the hair a bit to make sure😉 lol) Plus they loved me blow drying their hair and combing and/ or braiding it after they got in their pj’s right before bed so they could have “curls” for school the next day lol. I’m so out of my depth w/ imagining a mother supervising washing her son in a bathtub beyond 6y max, and light supervision near the shower after that. I would think they’d still need you close by. Unless they have a disability ofc. Or maybe if they come from a situation where they were never originally taught at all..

[@molybdomancer195]

Charlotte seemed to suggest leaving young kids alone in the bath. The advice I’ve seen in the U.K. suggest supervision up to age 5. I guess it partly depends on the child but there are many cases of kids drowning in the bath while the parent goes to get a towel etc

[@bladepanthera]

​@@molybdomancer195yeah I'm in the UK and 5 was the ballpark age in my head. Maybe up to 7 or 8 if they fall into a bog an need help scrubbing off the mud haha

[@elderlypoodle9181]

@@bladepanthera Into a bog..😂🏆👍

[@raimeyewens7518]

I stopped doing it for them around 4-5. I had them leave the door open for a few years after to make sure they didn’t drown or anything and then left them to it.

[@MegaSnakegirl]

I started a new job as a Delivery Room RN in a new city and started receiving my GYN care from one of the older docs that I was working with, not knowing that he was quite the jokester. He had only seen me in my scrubs at work as I was brand new at the hospital. Well, I sign in with the receptionist and tak my seat in the VERY full office reception area, and out walks my doctor, coming straight over to me in that VERY full room, a d says, "Sheila, I ve never seen you with your clothes on before!" I tried to slide under my seat and hide,but it didn't work! The whole office got a good laugh that day!😅

[@aimeeturner3253]

We didn't stop bathing our kids till 4 or 5..... it's to make sure they actually wash themselves properly and don't drown or flood the bathroom lol

[@lfleia]

Same - they get it by that point though.

[@MeadowsMiniFarm]

Right the freaking comments you can tell what are the normal parents what are the parents that don’t give a shit and the people who have never had kids 😂

[@dew465]

Yeah, I bathed mine until 4 or 5. Then he wanted me to be in the room because he was afraid of ghosts, so I would just read while he bathed. He grew out of that pretty quick though.

[@lfleia]

@@dew465 mine makes me use the shark grabber so she washes - Sharkie will eat anything that hasn't been touched by soap, lol.

[@Kayenne54]

Yep, four or five, not usually past that, though spot checks immediately after were sometimes randomly held. Gotta keep the rugrats on their toes. And no one wanted Mum to grab a washer and scrub behind forgotten ears or neck.

[@alimaloney218]

I had a male gyno who was testing/treating me before my total hysterectomy. (I’d had a period for over a year.) After a bad Pap smear results I had to get a series of biopsies from my cervix (so completely painful, no pain control given.) My first results came back as precancerous, hypoplasia without atypia, and I was told I would need a complete hysterectomy. They wanted it done ASAP, but I was working 1:1 as a nurse and it was nearing the end of the school year. We agreed I could wait til classes were over so my student didn’t miss class (her mom would only send her with me) They had me taking frequent progesterone injections and I needed to return every couple weeks for repeat biopsies. On my next biopsy I commented how incredibly painful these were. The doc laughed it off and said he’d see me back in a couple weeks for the next one, at which point I suggested that he climb up with his feet in the stirrups and I’ll handle the speculum and take a biopsy from HIM! His jaw dropped, all the nurses had a great laugh. Luckily I only needed one more biopsy before we scheduled the hysterectomy, getting everything out before it turned cancerous.

[@valiantsfelinesmccarty6678]

Sorry you went through that Yes they ignore the fact that it is extremely painful You can continue bleeding etc It is such a horrific situation the way they treat women today in gynecology I just do not understand it but I do I had PCOS public inflammatory disease is a virgin got told by the guy know that well we only see this in Navy wives or sleep around or prostitutes 😮 turned out I kept popping ovarian cysts which would cause the infection I would end up in the emergency room because I was bent over double with infection the cysts are painful yeah etc I had endometriosis just all kinds of stuff and my insurance company sends me a letter saying if I go to the emergency room again they won't pay for it at the time they didn't have urgent cares like they do today My gyno turns around when I'm only 21 years old and says you'll never have children well he was right about that but he was wrong for the reason why turned out I had an extremely rare blood type only 2% of the population and they now know that unless I'd married a guy who had the same exact but type nah women like me can't get pregnant My dad was the one who had that blood type and my mom luckily was a person who could carry his children for him but none of us girls had kids who inherited his blood type.

[@iricandescence]

I've also had a cervical biopsy...so much respect for you having more than one! Hope everything has gone well for you since then 🤗

[@MySweetT1]

@@valiantsfelinesmccarty6678 O-?

[@OmgaCuteCatPic]

Signs are usually easier to read with context. Road construction, school zone, twisting road ahead, bridge closed, merging traffic, deer crossing, etc can be guessed at just by looking at the environment that you're in. Without context, it could be harder.

[@shelleykoone2987]

Exactly what I was thinking. Without words, symbols, or context it would be hard to identify some signs just by shape and color.

[@Sica210]

Also most of them _have_ *the word* on the sign, anyway. So, yea, _just_ the shapes _in_ the dmv _not_ on the road-I definitely would’ve been the exact same! 😅 This one actually made me laugh the most because it was so relatable

[@TopHatNat]

She should have studied while she was waiting for 3 hours.

[@Zinnia-bs8tt]

@@TopHatNatShe wasn't expecting a test. She checked their website ahead of time & they didn't say anything about taking a test.

[@TopHatNat]

@@Zinnia-bs8tt Fair. I just thought it would be obvious that there'd be a test when you're going for a licence or learners permit. I don't live in America so it's probably different than Australia.

[@tal8762]

I agree Charlotte! That tape on the floor was awesome! I need my personal space!

[@MatildaV1980]

Covid defenitely changed the concept of personal space for us up here in the northern part of Sweden 🇸🇪. It was so annoying we had to stand 2 meters from one another. When it was over, we could finally go back to our usual 3 meters. 😂

[@heatherwolmarans8287]

🤣🤣❤🤣🤣

[@saraquintanilha5903]

😂

[@Kayenne54]

I can sooo relate. Interestingly, here in Australia, most people are still giving each other a wide berth in the shopping aisles and waiting for checkout. No one was bothered by 2 metres. We'd fit right into Sweden. The further the better.

[@renogurl432]

😂 Half Swede here (US born but Northern Swedish roots on my Dad’s side-). Good to know my need for appropriate personal space is hereditary. How about being head strong? One of my Dad’s doctors asked him if he knew he was stubborn. He said, “I’m not stubborn; I’m Swedish”. Cracked me up.

[@indigostvr]

😂😂

[@EmilyOwl666]

My gyno once said "wiggle a little closer to the edge for me" and I responded with "If you need wiggle, just flick my thigh it'll wiggle for days"....we all had a really good laugh about it, but it caught my Dr and her nurse by surprise😂

[@lilykep]

My gyno told me I needed to come in for a pap before he prescribed me any more birth control. I responded with "The only time I'd ever be ok with a dude telling me I need to show him my pussy for some pills"

[@michellecuevas5243]

30 yrs ago, I had been fasting before going into labor because I was terrified to poop on the delivery bed. When the Dr. put the epidural in place, every muscle below my waist went totally flacid and numb. 50 feet of empty intestine collapsed and 5 minutes of air exited my now defunct sphincter. 5 minutes. Totally humiliated, because I had no muscle to flex and hold it in, I just had to lie there and submit to my 5 minute fart. Everyone was just waiting and listening and looking around. When it was all over, the I tried to relieve my embarrasment by saying, "I'll bet that happens all the time," "Nope, never seen it before," is what the nurse contributed. Then my leg fell off the bed and she had to pick it up for me so we mentally moved on. Kudos to the nurse who helped me joke away my humilation.

[@MimiB229]

Oh, thank you. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. With tears, too.

[@MyYouTubeAccount-v2x]

Laughed so hard my stomach hurts!

[@gmaxion2001]

I got a bath from my mom as an adults BUT i was single and had just had a major surgery. My dad didn't want to, so Mom stepped up. It was super weird, but I was grateful for mom's help.

[@tandylynn4417]

My gyno doctor was in his late 80s at the time, so he is finishing up and says “ ok, now I am going to take the speculum out now”, my quick witted inappropriate response “ thank goodness, I couldn’t see myself driving home with it still in that location!” He busted out laughing!! I miss Dr Harry Rubenstein!!!

[@JoranaRowan]

I sometimes work as a cashier in a large supermarket and I can confirm that people are so eager to get their shopping over and done with, that its common practice to surge forward into the current shopper's space while they're still packing and haven't paid yet - causing them to either politely ask the customer to step back so they can get to the card reader, or stony stare them until they move, or tell me loudly how rude THAT person is... not joking, this is a daily occurrence.

[@peachkitten40]

I've told such people simply, "Back up, unless you're paying my bill for me." That wakes up most people.

[@larry01902]

I work as a cashier and have people throwing other people's items up the conveyor belt to try and hurry it up. I tell them if they keep touching other people's orders I will not ring them.

[@Blitze9792]

I work as a cashier and I see that far too often! The worst one I see is when the person behind starts trying to load up there stuff, before the customer in front has even finished putting up theirs.

[@KitKat10281]

Yessss! I'm a grocery cashier, and we still have our covid system implemented, where people are supposed to wait in a main queue until the computer calls them to the open lane number. It's actually designed to get people through to the fastest open lane, as well as giving people personal space. Thus, we also got rid of the divider sticks for people to designate the end of one order and the next person's groceries, because since its one-at-a-time, we dont need them. It amazes me though, how many people will straight up ignore the huge signs and computer cues and will just barge ahead to whatever lane they THINK should be fastest. Then, they interrupt me serving the customer in front of them, to demand a divider stick (which we don't even have, and haven't for 3 years now), only to then get rude and nasty that we don't have them. Yet, they'll proceed to unload their groceries onto the belt, while I'm still ringing up the other person's groceries on the belt, and THEN get antsy when they think I am going to scan one of their items on accident. I get a lot of people who will be so impatient that they start crowding out the person in front of them, who is still trying to pay, demanding my attention, when it's not even their turn yet! Like, the audacity! Lol! I've had to ask several people to give the first customer space, for entering PIN numbers, making out checks, whatever and they get so pressed! Not to mention when they start demanding my attention when it's not yet their turn, I'm still conversing with the customer in front of them, and I have to politely say "I'll be with you as soon as I'm finished with this person's order." It happens at least once per shift! And although I remain polite, they get so pressed and sometimes aggressive! 😮😂

[@greenie2390]

It is not just personal space it is also the fact that you keep items like a purse close by. She probably is totally innocent but anymore we have to be careful as card scammers/thieves are a factor. I always try to turn the card reader away and after I am done, I just lightly brush my fingers over the keypad. She was definitely in the wrong and all that cursing about the older lady just shows she does not have many manners. Just because a person is unhappy with what you are doing does not mean she is a "w(b)itch".

[@introvertbtsgirl220]

About a decade ago, I had a cluster migraine that had my husband taking me to the emergency room -seriously, I couldn't even lift my head up or even see color. Anyhoo...the nurse came in and announced that he was going to give me a shot of Demerol. He had me pull down the side of my sweats and said that I was going to feel a little prick. Me being the smartass that I was, even in agony, lifted an arm and pointing a finger in the general direction of where my husband was sitting said. "I better not, my husband is right over there." The nurse snorted..my husband was NOT amused so much.....no sense of humor that one...sheesh.

[@naturallyyoung4902]

Haha when I was in hospital as well, I had to have an injection. The nurse said ‘it’s just a little prick’… The smartass I am as well, even sick, decided to point to my hubby and said it’s ok, ‘I’m used to big pricks, so small ones will be fine’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hubby is also a smart ass and laughed, said ‘stop talking about yourself that way!’ 🤣🤣 lucky I live in a small town and i grew up with most of the nurses/drs & they love seeing us 🤣

[@AzDesertFoxx]

OMG, hilarious gyno stories are the best! Mine was a woman, and after the initial pap, she said "okay, now we're going to do the rectal exam", and she did it, and afterwards I said "I usually get dinner and a movie before that happens". She laughed!

[@bm-ww8kb]

yaaaaaaaa ok so gynos dont do rectals

[@HangryMoose]

I had a corner office on the ground floor, with mirrored windows. The stuff people would do thinking it was only a mirror! Once, a lady lifted her dress to yank up her panty hose. A few minutes later, she was escorted to my office for an interview. Her face all of a sudden went completely red. To avoid her being embarrassed, I said that I forgot my phone in a meeting room in my rush to make it back to my office a few seconds before she got here. She looked relieved.

[@Pimpyourpooch]

😂😂😂

[@taleandclawrock2606]

If shes smart, it would have filtered through that you kindly said that AFTER she showed her embarassment......

[@savannah4439]

The Mercedes girl 😂😂 it would’ve been so easy to reply something like “not yet…wanna teach me?”

[@melchiorlise2466]

Yes, or maybe we can stop pretending to be interested in everything our love interest is interested in. Unless it's a two way street and the guy is ready to learn crochet because you like crochet

[@jacklow9611]

And probably more appropriate.

[@infinit0137]

I agreed, I've always had issues with personal space and loved when Covid had people standing six feet apart since a TON of people don't understand boundaries.

[@SD-ik1xf]

This!!!

[@minimaladjacent]

its also a cultural issue there are certain cultures that are "close talkers"... also some or all autistic ppl have trouble w social constructs of personal space they try to teach them with hula hoops.

[@lilymulligan8180]

About the driving test: I moved back to my home state a few years ago, and getting my new license required me to take the written test. I did not realize this until I was at the DMV, and certainly didn't study. I failed my first attempt, despite having a flawless driving record of well over 10 years 🙃 Luckily I had enough time to download the driver's handbook on my phone, cram for an hour, and retake the test before they closed. I passed the second time 😂

[@namebrandkids2558]

I once looked into a Halloween store to see if it was open yet, and as I put my face up to the window with my hands to block the sun, an employee stuck his face right up to mine from the other side and scared the absolute shit out of me. He laughed, and i ran away lol

[@mortimerbrewster3671]

That kind of reason is why I don't treat a window like a mirror (anymore). Even if someone is not right at the window, there is probably someone near enough.

[@MeloDioS0323]

When you go to renew or change your license. They do ask questions about the road signs to see if you remember what is what even if you have 80 years of experience. When I changed my license because I moved from Quebec to BC, Canada. I remember the lady asking me what does a blinking green light mean? I said for people to turn left. she said no it's for pedestrians. I was very surprised and she confirmed that it can be different in certain provinces etc... She suggested always double-checking the road laws/signs from each place before visiting and/or moving. To avoid accidents!

[@аняаршавина]

Exactly!

[@Kattikathy6295]

Canada is different in New York. You just take an eye test and that’s it. You renew your license.

[@wyett123]

​@@Kattikathy6295In North Carolina they will do an eye test but will also ask if you know what some signs mean, without the text on them.

[@The_Crucible714]

In the US (at least in NYC) you can renew your license online every other time. The other times you need to take an eye test. When I took the “renewal” test at my pharmacy I forgot my glasses. I was able to get the first 2 lines right then I told the pharmacist I was blind w/o my glasses and she said “skip it” and passed me. Lol

[@carolinadias5417]

That’s so strange, I moved from Ontario to BC and they didn’t ask me anything! I wonder if this is random or maybe it depends what province you’re moving from?! I’m so glad they didn’t ask I would not have been prepared 😂

[@monie2193]

The DMV story, when I had to switch my license to the new state I moved to, I was surprised at the DMV when they pulled out a sheet with the signs on it and verbally questioned me too. They were easy to remember, but it did catch me off guard.

[@angelwings06]

This is making me so nervous bc I have to renew my license tomorrow. If they are images of the entire signs I could get it, but here it sounds like they were just the shape and color with no images or words on it. That's a bit more intimidating! 😱

[@monie2193]

@@angelwings06 Some are really easy to recognize, but some of them, you don't see too often on the regular roads. I don't think they test anything but maybe your vision or maybe not even that when you renew your license, depending on the time that has elapsed since it expired. If you're doing it close to the expiration date, I don't think they test, because most states let you renew your license through the mail. Edit: If you're really nervous about it, just pull up the signs online at DMV website and look over the obscure ones. The others, you will probably know.

[@CouncilEstateRach]

Did you find that story funny or interesting? It was the most confusing thing... it wasn't funny or interesting I just didn't get it.

[@angelwings06]

@@monie2193 I mean, I've renewed it a few times over the years, so not my first rodeo. My memory is just so poor I don't remember if they asked me that last time so I was caught a bit off guard that this could be a possibility, I'm also a terrible test taker. 😅 But pulling the signs up online is smart! Thanks for the reminder that that's available. 💚

[@PurelyCoincidental]

I moved to Illinois briefly maybe 10-15 years ago and had to take the "written" test (it was on a computer) like I was a new driver. I did okay, but it was a bit of a shock since it had a bunch of farmland-specific, wordless signs that were new to me. I live in Washington now and I think all they checked was my eyesight.

[@kathyblock5690]

I had a friend in the 70s who taught art in a university in a very small town. His identical twin brother, a practicing ob-gyn, moved there to start his own practice. My pal was at a party when a woman he didn’t know walked up to him, got very close, and whispered, “You were right! It was genital warts!” You’d have liked him: he told his students he had a tattoo of a battle ship being attacked by giant magpies sinking into his underpants.” Miss art school. Miss the 70s.

[@jinxypop13]

A former friend’s son (27) was a momma sucker. He lived states away. Went to visit. He sat next to his mom, laid his head in her lap, nuzzled down to get comfy. She stroked his hair and talked to him. I was dumbfounded. His wife just had a resigned look on her face. The whole visit was weird. He had to be right near her when we’d see them. She bragged about how much he loved her. Ick

[@AlexRising_]

My OB joked that I looked just like my mother during my exam (Note: I started it, I joked about wondering how far our resemblance goes first because he was her doctor first), and I laughed so hard the speculum popped out.

[@madelinealicea2044]

I remember calling gyn to set up an appointment. Man picks up, I give him my info then he asked what do I need to see the gyn for? After stuttering I said... for a tune-up. Haven't heard anyone laugh so hard 🤪

[@Kayenne54]

OMG. You just spoke to the janitor...(joke).

[@Timmybabim]

The DMV Story is the best! I never had to study for tests in my life, I was a good student. It took me 7 tries to get my learners permit. 7! My mom laughed at me so much, I’m now 40 and she still brings it up. I also don’t know how to change my screen name on her from my my 8 year old changed it to haha

[@pamela_fay]

“It’s just my hand”… “ I would hope so!” Funniest thing I’ve heard!

[@Maiden_to_mother]

Now I’m going to hear Charlotte in my head saying “but hey, at least you’re pretty” every time life shits on me. She’s morally supporting so many of us without even knowing it 😂

[@ginablanshard8255]

unless you're not 😢

[@vanessalewis1023]

​@@ginablanshard8255honestly what is not pretty? Every single humans vision of beauty is different. All are beautiful to somebody❤️

[@PattyWagon496]

Gotta say, I've been driving for over 50 years, and I would not have passed that license test! I don't pay any attention to the shape/color. I just READ the sign! What I hate is the info signs on the freeways, which I often cannot interpret. lol

[@terriedotson7323]

DMV in California requires you re-take the test every so many years, but it’s on a private computer. You can retake the test 3 times with 20 minutes in between each test

[@GingerLeggaLambCrafts]

My brother gave his Dr. a thank you card after his prostate exam. He thanked him for being gentle. The Dr. still has it in my brother's chart.

[@deborahbutcher3933]

For my first gynecologist exam: the nurse left the room before it started to show the receptionist where to find some code for billing. He then asked if I wanted to wait for the nurse or go ahead with the exam. I'm still sitting on the end of the exam table, not yet in the stirrups. I said: I can wait. I thought: yeah, sure without a nurse; then it's just your word against mine in court. Dumped him about six months later when I had textbook perfect gallstones symptoms. I ended up in the ER, give my symptoms and they immediately sent me up for surgery.

[@mapatterson173]

"I haven’t had my oil changed since Iwo Jima." 😂😂Please make that girl an honorary Petty Potato.

[@adiarainfoster]

19:00 she didn't know she was taking a driver's test is the thing. you were right the first time. she WAS going there to renew her license. She didn't know there would be a test involved. i think how they do that is different in each state. Some require a test at every renewal, others only require a sort of mini-test every 10-15 years or so. That being said, it can never hurt to brush up on the rules of the road periodically because people DO forget.

[@summerbrewster5555]

I cannot believe she is this educated this smart and can be this freaking dumb at the same time. Like oh my gawd I afraid to see what kind of driver she is. I have seen the nicest smartest most expensive car being driven by the dumbest people alive. The entire board is all symbols that you see every single day you drive out on the road. Jesus.

[@hawkeyescoffee6399]

Not only can you forget, but certainly here (UK) they periodically bring in new laws or change existing ones.

[@wendybarber5347]

Yes, school zone, slippery when wet, crosswalk, winding road, steep incline... oh boy. Usually when you move to a new state, they make you take a test, even if you've lived there before.

[@LBehold]

Kudos to the staff person that creates all your funny graphics with your faced morphed in

[@beckathawrecka]

Her naivete saved her life in that psych rotation lol. She confused them all so much she blended in and survived what could have been a dangerous situation otherwise lol... talk about dumb luck but absolutely totally something I would have done myself, so I can't say anything. I'm clueless at times also, but lucky (and grateful) to be alive!

[@bm-ww8kb]

why tf would her life be in danger jesus christ you need to work on your internal stigma against mental health

[@EtherealEunoia.]

Being asked to move is not at all a sign that someone is going to get violent. Most mental heath patients are not violent and if they were they wouldn’t just ask you to move. They’re human beings wtf

[@shahleenahmed389]

I laughed SO hard when you said veterinarian as a doctor! I’m a veterinarian & thank you for including us in your list!! ❤

[@qhluvr77]

Frankly I got better treatment from my Veterinarian than my Doctor, no pelvic exams though, those gloves are long for a reason!!!

[@minkberrystudio]

12:16 when someone gets too close to me I start sing “don’t stand, don’t stand so close to me!” Yes, I love The Police, wiser words were never sung.

[@peakay6729]

and dance along with your singing, waving your arms around. not in such a way as to alarm anyone else but just to move anyone who's standing too close a good few feet back 😆

[@lilith9875]

Chantel Simone has such a comforting voice haha (DMV) she is hysterical.

[@jameshutchinson2817]

I'm pretty positive that the mom and son wanted her to see that bath situation because they were essentially grooming and preparing her to eventually be the one bathing him.

[@moonhunter9993]

I don't know... I had a boyfriend with a weirdly "intimate" mom once. She also wanted me to witness it but more as a way to reinforce her space/dominance. She would sit with her grown son (31 years old) on the couch, his shirt off, in boxer shorts and lightly tickle/stroke him on his whole body (incl. upper thighs) 🤢 yeah really gross , talked to him about it but to no avail

[@TiTi-pm4my]

Oh absolutely

[@TiTi-pm4my]

​@@moonhunter9993EW!! His mom groomed him, holy smokes

[@Kayenne54]

Yep. "This is what he expects, this is what you must do to be a good partner". Nope.

[@SBel65]

Eewww!

[@LaurenOliviArt]

19:04 So at the dmv it’s a picture thing you look into and say what it is out loud… also the signs sometimes don’t have the picture only the shape and color

[@Kiterpuss]

The DMV lady has me rolling. That line of "colored shapes" are just a red octagon, a blue circle, a yellow triangle, a yellow banner, the X, and the yellow pentagon. We use them for renewal in NC too. 😂

[@ashleywilliams7380]

Omg yesssss 😂hahaa

[@heatherqualy9143]

WTH are the blue circle and yellow banner? I’ve never heard of this on a test. Just the colour and shape with no word, picture or context? That’s not how they look on the road, why would you have to identify them that way. A yellow frickin’ triangle? Multiple signs are triangles.

[@betsyadams9670]

I have no clue what any of those are except the stop sign and I have been driving for 30 years. Thank God I live in California and they don’t do that. My mom is 78 and literally passed her test 2 hours ago. But they also tell you there will be a test to renew so you can study. You never have blank signs in real life.

[@coverstealingbadger]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@heatherqualy9143 Right? The only true blue circle sign I’ve seen is a hurricane evacuation route sign.

[@jess.0J]

I’ve never heard of anyone taking a full driving exam verbally.

[@karaamundson3964]

The "Move" girl had me ON THE FLOOR --the *dance* floor, that is

[@tomtommertje]

12:03 THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I ALWAYS SAY!! 😂😂😂 If I can smell you, you’re either too close, or you need a shower

[@emilygrech3655]

Psychology class reminder - The intimate space for our closest relationships is 0-18 inches apart, family and friends - 18 inches to 4 feet, the social space for casual and professional relationships is 4-10 feet For some reason, too many americans will basically breathe down your neck if they are in line behind you. I have to spread my legs apart and stand sideways to keep them from getting too close.

[@bluesoulsearcher5424]

Tbf this is different depending on culture

[@courtneymarti8199]

I think the bathtime Boy Mom needs this reminder too! 😂

[@SarinaSazi]

Huh. Good to know 😮

[@LillianBartlesby]

This was also in my phlebotomy textbook.

[@Blondie77128]

Americans? Really? From my experience Americans have the need for larger personal space compared to many Europeans. I’ve experienced the difference myself. Europeans way too comfortable being nearly on top of each other.

[@StardustandMadness]

I work in a supermarket that basically traded the entire way through covid. Personal space meant NOTHING to most people, even at the height of the pandemic. I’d be on my knees on the floor, putting something on a shelf and people would just lean over me to get things without even saying they were there. My anxiety peaked during 2020, I had panic attacks from people invading my space.

[@Laurie.Luckern]

18:00 Google “yellow signs on driving test”… There’s at least 70! SEVEN OHHHHH. Tbf tho, I couldn’t even come up with 3 while this chic was talking 🤣

[@RayvenLunaNite]

The doctor story is the exact reason why I put on my medical record that I want female doctors. Nothing uncomfortable and the bonus of empathy right away.

[@jenx5870]

That's not always a guarantee. 99% of my doctors have been male. I had one female doctor whose bedside manner was awful, and she completely lacked empathy. When my husband died at the age of 39 yrs old, I had a nervous breakdown. My male doctor was extremely caring and empathetic. He had lost a newborn. As an RN of 28 yrs, I have known many male MDs with wonderful bedside manners, and many female doctors I wouldn't trust a dying dog with. There are good and bad for both. Gender has absolutely nothing to do with empathy or capability.

[@bm-ww8kb]

absolute not an added bonus...

[@liannapfister8255]

8:40 I went to high school with a girl who would lie on call of duty & say she was British (we’re American), she’d speak with an accent & everything, then after conning whoever she was playing with, she’d go to a private chat room & tell them that she’s not actually British. Some of them cried from disappointment. I don’t know why but it made me laugh.

[@MissyGirl5150]

I love the drivers test lady. I just need more of her in this world❤

[@nadiasova7209]

DMV lady said she moved to another state, when you move from one state to another you must change your DL and in some states they make you retake theory and driving tests, theory includes identification of colored shapes, but challenge is that signs do not have any identification only specific coded shape and color. If she got her first drivers license 20 years ago I’d assume it would be a pretty difficult test.

[@psychosadie3138]

HAHAH the first girl reminded me of the first time I scrubbed a Total Knee Replacement with a certain ortho surgeon. He told me at one point I was going to have to switch from the head of the patient to the foot of the patient and he calls that the booty dance.. to explain.. when we pass someone in the OR we do it either front to front.. or back to back to remain sterile. so I had to pass him back to back. When he said it was time for the booty dance, I turned around and started passing him back to back but stopped and raised my arms a bit and wiggled my butt doing a "booty dance" .. he laughed and said "I knew I liked you!"

[@michelleobrien6996]

I feel like your story needs a line added stating how long you and he have been married now!!

[@psychosadie3138]

@@michelleobrien6996 he WAS single at the time i believe.. but naaa I had come out of a bad relationship at the time so I wasnt ready.. but ive been married 14 years this halloween lol

[@Mystearicia]

The smut author one reminded me of this girl I watched on tiktok talk about the book she read to her boyfriend, and the book is basically about a mafia guy stalking a girl, secretly installing cctv in her house, killing for her etc, and the bf in the tiktok is like "ok straight to jail, that's bad" and the gf said "but isnt it romantic??" GURLLLL the amount of delulu in her laughing about it. I have read spicy books but I draw the line if you think that's actually sweet and romantic, when that's just giving psycho kidnapper vibes

[@courtneymarti8199]

As a Standardized Patient who helps guide medical students to have appropriate, professional interactions with patients, I am actually very relieved by the fact that the ob/gyn didn't react to that! 😂 I am the FIRST person to crack a joke in uncomfortable situations, but particularly for male-presenting doctors performing sensitive exams, they are trained to be extra professional so that people don't feel judged - or worse, exploited - when they're already in a vulnerable state. I'm over here cheering that our training actually works!

[@firefeethok_tui2355]

What you do t know is how hard he laughed on his way home 😂😂😂

[@carmeltabby]

"Boy moms, y'all really gotta let go!" I'm so glad my MIL realized this. Pretty late but earlier then some. She told me she was still dressing her youngest son (of 3) when he was 7 years old. One day she was putting his socks on for him and just kind of had an epiphany that he was way too old for her to be doing that. Granted she'd lost her husband to depression only a couple years before but that is never an excuse to treat your children like they are babies when they are not. It's also not an excuse to treat them like your partner or best friend.

[@AprilH14]

The one about personal space resonated with me. I like my personal space (I like my space in general. I hardly go out!!) But I've had people standing so close to me in a line I could feel their breath on the back of my neck while they were talking. I have learned how to combat that with a shopping cart. When I get in a line I stand in front of my shopping cart because I like to give people personal space and I will stand arms length away from the person in front of me and have my cart behind me so that the people behind me have no choice but to stay far away!!

[@alexisg7644]

Sometimes when you move provinces or states, they will surprise you with a mini verbal test without warning. It happened to me when I moved to Ontario. The lady behind the counter started showing me every road sign ever and I had to list them off in a hurry. She was telling me if I got any wrong I would be downgraded back to a learners license. Fortunately I passed, I had already passed my drivers tests years earlier so I did not expect a test.

[@joanng5204]

During peak COVID, I learned that my personal space IS six feet. I just never knew before.

[@paulagoeringer9466]

That was the silver lining of COVID. People finally gave others some breathing room. I was so sick of people ramming their carts into my ankles while standing in line at the store. Or creeps breathing down my neck in line. Nobody needs to be that close to a stranger.

[@Caffeine_Queen_420]

Omg same!!

[@AmbiCahira]

Look at the meme of Swedes at the bus stop, it's our everyday life culturally, we all have that personal space. I felt just like home xD

[@user-blob]

Yep.

[@jasminirauch4322]

yeeeeeeees

[@nicothenatural]

11:24 I've had such persistent space invaders at the grocery store, I now keep my cart BEHIND me so people can't creep 🙃 😭 I hate it sm, like you pressing into my space WILL NOT make things go faster! A lot of people are totally unaware of themselves, so they aren't even considering others.

[@julianfreelove8866]

I actually shuddered hearing about the bath tub. I could see partners doing a mutual scrubbing time where they each wash each other's hair and do cute things like wash behind their ears, but this is royally beyond messed-up. Nothing wrong with having a platonic soulmate connection with a mother, but this? HELL NO.

[@yoyohayli]

Yeah, bathing partners is super romantic, but adult child being washed by parent is just so odd to me. I suppose if they're used to it and it's a bonding thing, that's not the worst thing in the world, it's just very unusual and squicky to me.

[@Andiethehedgehog24]

No, yeah, it gave me weird like dependency issues like the mother doesn’t think the son is capable of even cleaning himself. Regardless, it’s a red flag

[@mamacita7973]

My husband and I shower together often and use the time to talk in private from our teens lmao 😂

[@Blondie77128]

@@yoyohaylithat’s not healthy bonding. That’s unhealthy co-dependency

[@Blondie77128]

@@Andiethehedgehog24son was raised/groomed by mom to be dependent.

[@BriBreeBri]

To the girl who didn't know the "No Passing Zone" sign, I don't blame you. Unless you travel in specific areas and typically on one-lane roads in hills/mountains/curvy roads, you'll never see them. I don't remember the last time even I have seen that sign.

[@lucyannethrope7569]

Last time I went for a chek up at the gyn. I had a Mastodon (metal band) t-shirt on. (Note, a Mastodon is allso an extint animal in the elephant familiy) and when ny gyn said "this might be a little unvomfortable I responded "You see my t-shirt? It's to remind me of the level of disscomfort I had pushing both my mastodon sized babies out! There is nothing that you can do that can be more uncomfortable" She laughed.....her young students, that was in the room looked like they would explode from embaressment. I am in my later 40-ies, I have nothing to lose.

[@moonhunter9993]

good for you

[@loonstwo]

Charlotte. You are very funny and insightful. I can see the work you put into these vids. Thank you for the laughs.

[@tupelohoney622]

As the mom of two adult boys, I can't wrap my brain around the 2nd story. You TEACH them how to bath themselves and get all the spots when they are very young. No mom belongs in the bathroom with a preteen much less one in their twenties.😮

[@Katfall2012]

Yep. Teach him to wash his ass and junk... his back that he can't reach, water will do. there's a very small area you can't reach and it doesn't get that dirty, wash off with water or the soap running down your shoulders/hair... this is way way way too much

[@rebeccariehle2764]

Bathboy... so inappropriate. "HOW ARE YOU NOT EMMMBARRRASSEDDD?!" 😱

[@heathergordon1159]

All I herd was Charlotte voice 😅😂❤

[@joyced.piecuch3712]

Many years ago I moved to a new town and had a new male gynecologist for my annual pap smear. Just as he was about to "enter" he started singing "Some Where Over the Rainbow." I was laughing so hard he had to stop until I could gain control of myself.

[@333-u9o]

Why would he be start singing 😅 I'd have been so perplexed 😅 'Working In A Cole Mine' would have been extremely funny though 😅

[@KearstenChristler]

I love your videos lol after I put my kiddos to sleep I binge watch your videos while I eat snacks 😂