Set 5, Game 7 [04.03.22] - No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson

No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson.
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✔ HOW TO PLAY
On each turn, players name a person plus a relevant category - that person and category are then forbidden. If you're caught naming someone who falls under any previous category, you're out of the game.
★ MERCHANDISE
nomorejockeys.com
★ PLAYERS
• Alex Horne's Taskmaster: channel4.com/p...
• Tim Key's latest book Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush: utterandpress....
• Mark Watson's latest audiobook 8 Deaths (And Life After Them): www.audible.co...
Musnote MUSIC
Brahms Variations and Fugue on a Theme, Op. 24 (Handel)
► VIDEO
Alex Horne + Haiminh Le
#AlexHorne #TimKey #MarkWatson

[@NoMoreJockeys]

🙈 He's a dim boy 🙈

[@itselisha222]

😞😞😞

[@sarge994]

😞😞😞

[@henrywilson8445]

😞😞😞

[@SpaceBear-hj4xq]

😞😞😞

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

But he's OUR dim boy

[@paulrichards8496]

"Walthomstow Wifi" was right there.

[@TannerLikesStuff]

would need to ask the historians below the line, but “Key’s Dentist, Charles Darwin, Sonic the Hedgehog” might be the most chaotic starting 3 in the game’s history

[@paulrichards8496]

I nominate Simone Biles, Noah, The Youngest Of The Three Little Pigs.

[@CR0SBO]

It's a very interesting, re-wording of We Didn't Start the Fire

[@OmegaNovaB]

@@CR0SBO that is amazing, sorry Billy Joel but that song is changed forever for me

[@alexbeveridge9937]

I assumed someone would challenge on Sonic The Hedgehog, if we count the 'the' then S and T are consecutive in the alphabet...

[@Browncjw]

I’m going balls deep on Sonic The Hedgehog being consecutive initials…

[@desertawkward5876]

“He’s either found it, or he’s ruining it” is, when you think about it, Key’s game plan in a nutshell and I don’t mind it

[@DarkHarlequin]

The funny thing is with alnmost ANY other person I would have said 'yeah he naturally has found something' but with Key the idea that he just stopped doing the work because he thought of something isn't completely unthinkable 😅

[@bearhustler]

If we panned around Horne's room we'd see that the cushions on his couch aren't cushions, they're women.

[@danielmilner2296]

Big if

[@paulrichards8496]

And his room isn't a room. It's actually a woman.

[@VegaLupina]

And the couch is not a couch. It´s another woman.

[@seancurtis9785]

Have to say, Key’s come along way from not knowing what rhymes are. His songs have been absolutely electric lately

[@kevevev]

When you let a dim boy do the work, you rarely expect to see anything even category adjacent. Fair play to the boy

[@tobywilkinson6248]

"Mary Teresa Bojaxhiu (26 August 1910 - 5 September 1997), better known as Mother Teresa, was an Albanian-Indian Catholic nun" - Not even Wikipedia knows whether she's from Albania or India.

[@bluepineapples7818]

One of my proudest boasts is that I am a person who Tim Key has made eye contact with

[@katofginger2926]

Me too 👏

[@leona6455]

Me too, actually!

[@BodywiseMustard]

whom*

[@oliviaboxall8594]

Same! I literally thought “well they couldn’t say me now” 🤣🤣

[@adamhenley8295]

Presume everyone slapped their forehead as soon as Tim said “Agatha”? 😂😂

[@Jesse-lv2yo]

Agatha Christie is almost Christina Aguilera reversed even. It's like he blacks out for five minutes before picking a new name.

[@gryrabild]

Fair play to Mark, but I’m quite amazed at how many Christina Aguilera holding cubes I could find (including a Rubik’s cube actually) in a few seconds.

[@pooroldnostradamus]

There is an argument to be made for them outsourcing doing the work to one of the ones below the proverbial line

[@gryrabild]

@@pooroldnostradamus That would make quite the change, there seems to be quite a few master investigators among us! Though I think the precariousness of them doing their own work has it's charm... But I would at least love for someone to show them there is a way to search for specific words on a site, even on mobile, and ways to optimize google searches. Might make Tim less of a hazard when faced with doing the work!

[@bungaIowbill]

Right... I mean, when I search "christina aguilera cube" the third one is a GIF of her solving a Rubik's. Is a GIF not a photo? There are other photos of her having a Rubik's-inspired purse, but its not quite cubic. Or did he just not include the word "cube" in his search?

[@gryrabild]

@@bungaIowbill I'm starting to worry that with these type of challenges, they just search the person's name and hope for the best. But I don't know, google results can be quite different to be fair. I couldn't find the Miley Cyrus one that Tim found within the time.

[@bungaIowbill]

@@gryrabild Yeah, this is a bit iffy. I didn't time myself, but the Miley Cyrus one was far down when searching for "miley cyrus cube," even when searching "mile cyrus rubiks cube" it was far down! I guess it is technically possible that Google's algorithm has Tim pegged down as a cube guy, while it views Mark as a staunch cylinder fundamentalist

[@Northernsolstice]

"Cant go through your life worrying about whether the Rubik cube has been remarketed" Easy for you to say

[@una_10bananas]

Key's cat is brilliant I died

[@mattmous]

Ernő Rubik has an interesting face on his Wiki entry, which also provides the top category of no more "collecting succulents is my favourite pastime."

[@rkah6187]

I'd argue his face is about as interesting as Gabriel Jesus's face, which is to say, not very. No offense to either Gabriel or Ernő, they have perfectly nice, average faces.

[@sophiusdynami3401]

Name another? :)

[@CorinneDemyanovich]

The dim boy, the fiddly boy, the angry boy.

[@itselisha222]

I don't think anyone expected the cube category to be the one.

[@EscapeFromCustody]

Or Key to complete the work so early... or at all!

[@LOCKEYJ]

Complete faith in the category, an unshakable belief in the category to come good there. It was the effectiveness with which the work would be done which was in doubt. It was nearly Penelope pitstop in a plane all over again

[@SamuelBoshier]

I wonder if Horne could have gone out on Sonic for the initals *S T* H, with S & T being consecutive.

[@panicatthegasstation]

In the thumbnail, Alex looks like a crazed mafia crime lord on holiday who's slowly descending into madness as his empire crumbles around him.

[@bearhustler]

I think he's giving us a Heffner/Horne mashup. It's Horffner !

[@Reichieru1]

I love seeing that they really do keep their House of Games prizes.

[@patitoshore]

No more interesting faces is my fav category ever

[@anthonyi7284]

If Pete Postlethwaite, Gabriel Jesus and Shergar were in a police line up, I know who's face I'd find very, very interesting

[@peacefulpaul]

😂😂

[@Nick-qq4dt]

Big if

[@BodywiseMustard]

whose*

[@thomascooper630]

The Queen has been dragged into the game a couple of times this set. Unfortunate timing really. At least on this occasion she wasn't accused of trying to w*nk off a fr*g.

[@fishogynist]

That's not me screaming "Nooo!" at my TV at 1:30am, not at all! 🤦‍♀ He may be a dim boy, but we love him anyway.

[@bellasgonemissing9705]

the cube challenge was top tier no more jockeys. great example of a could-be-anyone category implemented perfectly with great results. don't mind it

[@ardacraftfan]

erno rubik... ern. sea eagle. never let key do his own work.

[@georgeturner2552]

All work and no play makes Key a dim boy. All work and no play makes Key a dim boy. All work and no play makes Key a dim boy. All work and no play makes Key a dim boy. All work and no play makes Key a dim boy. All work and no play makes Key a dim boy. All work and no play makes Key a dim boy. All work and no play makes Key a dim boy. All work and no play makes Key a dim boy. All work and no play makes Key a dim boy. All work and no play makes Key a dim boy. All work and no play makes Key a dim boy. All work and no play makes Key a dim boy. All work and no play makes Key a dim boy. All work and no play makes Key a dim boy. All work and no play makes Key a dim boy.

[@rkah6187]

🙈🙈🙈

[@neilmeadowcroft7569]

No more people with an accent. Classic Key.

[@KCtaskwatch]

Horses don't mess about when they start running... 😅😅

[@ByteMe619]

it’s lovely to see Key’s little enamel toes looking so well

[@leona6455]

Nice little call back!

[@neilmeadowcroft7569]

Watto; one of those it doesn't mattergories.😄👍👍

[@MarkPentler]

I’m alright with that cat and unicorn sticking around

[@bearhustler]

FRIDAY ! I don't think I could not mind it any more.

[@UDKeyes]

I vote DON'T FIGHT THE DENTIST as the BEST NMJ song EVER! FIGHT ME! ( It’s okay, I'm not a dentist.)

[@alexluigi13]

christina definitely held a gamecube at that gamecube party this is so sad

[@13strong]

I found a gif of Christina Aguilera solving a Rubik's Cube.

[@0000001000000111000]

Dimothy Key!

[@trishking6343]

Bless the dim boy. Thanks gents.

[@alicewismath6650]

Nice to see unicorn mug again (minus the bop bop)! Loved all Mark's animal helpers too!

[@nathan87]

There was a bop bop

[@alicewismath6650]

@@nathan87 Oh, you're right, I missed Key's bop bop! Mark did a "la la" instead.

[@mrSam3ooo]

hope you never stop this

[@lpldl]

Is "The Hedgehog" Sonic's last name? Because if so, Horne should have been a goner in the first round.

[@ewantube9629]

Am glad I wasn’t the only one who picked that up

[@bmamurphy]

I think it would need to be Sonic the unicorn for it to deffo be a goner theres deffo a few outs

[@jamescarroll384]

In other media his whole name was given as "Olgilvie Maurice Hedgehog", but I think it's a case of him being known as Sonic The Hedgehog in both the games and the pop culture zeitgeist.

[@lpldl]

@@bmamurphy So "the" is like a middle name?

[@barnaclefelching4079]

Lovely book talk

[@freddiehorsethick2530]

Didn't watch it yet but I expect key was robbed and the game is gone

[@TheBeekeeper99]

Scrubbed-up Tim looks like Ernie Wise.

[@Jambobist]

He's a dim boy but he tries his best.

[@sophiusdynami3401]

"Boop boop unicorn" was surprisingly funny

[@emmamarshall221]

Welcome return for unicorn mug

[@conallmclaughlin4545]

Jesus christ Key... Keep it together

[@howardgrater7660]

Is have said Walthamstow Wifi but I suppose Walthamstow broadband is fine.

[@laurae2562]

Hats off, but he’s a dim boy today

[@pooroldnostradamus]

I was hoping the cuboid category would make a welcome reappearance, but Key decided to pluck some fresh leaves, to use that phrase.

[@13strong]

Are you saying that Shergar doesn't have an interesting face?

[@louisebeatson6606]

Why has Tim's cat got 1 chwed ear?

[@milowhittaker9739]

yay i’ve been waiting all week for this :D

[@sackclothandashes998]

I need Key to buy another lamp or brighter bulbs so he stops being a dim boy

[@JazzyBongo]

There's no need to knock if you're the milkman

[@andykey78]

Open some tuna and mix it with filth!?

[@asj2727]

Tell you what, that Erno Rubik chap has got himself one interesting face

[@TREVONBACH]

Keys dentist... no more people who, if you think for a bit.... you dont know her name. Also... looking for the NMJ download of songs.... you'll get BOP BOP, Conversions, and more!

[@danielperry5481]

I think someone should have challenged Horne when he played Shergar, as he does technically have the name of an animal in his name, even if it is himself

[@smoosev89]

such a sad challenge

[@johnhoran2134]

Why they are talking about Gabriel Jesus playing for Man City when he’s been at Arsenal all season, when is this recorded?

[@Baddroneflying]

It says at the beginning 4th march

[@VincaMinor42]

Anyone gonna mention that Erno Rubik has ERN, aka a sea eagle, in his first name?

[@BethanyLowe8773]

Fancy not knowing Ernő Rubik. Shame on you 80s boys!

[@kcolloran]

And Key once again exploiting birds not being animals to sneak Ern past.

[@robpayne1473]

When you really think about it Miley is beating any of our heros over 100m...

[@rkah6187]

No question about it

[@BodywiseMustard]

heroes

[@TREVONBACH]

If u need more time on a challenge call it challenge extra time and Horne adds 60 to the find it clock.

[@jabbawabs]

I think Key has stumbled upon one of the greatest categories in Jockey's and cube (for that matter) history.

[@jackalexander102]

17:55 Watto laughing in the style of Horne

[@TheCounterChris]

A bold play from Horne with Christina considering Aguilera is derived from Aguila, the Spanish word for eagle. Definitely clean but quite sneaky and some other players might have pushed him on it.

[@michaelphoneclerx8662]

God's face is not interesting?

[@BodywiseMustard]

There is no "a dice", Key

[@TheDistanceDuo]

Best show on telly. Apart from the one about the man in the place.

[@tom.lox.ralphs]

Mark's song Animals being sung to the tune of George Dawes' Lesbians song on shooting stars, if I'm not mistaken?

[@kathrynmckie4471]

I had to go back and watch the first ever episode but I NOW understand the game! Before that, I had absolutely no idea what was going on! 😂😂😂

[@EricRamsey]

Mother Teresa is Indian-Albanian, absolutely amazing.

[@julianlineham]

Excellent

[@lnfreeman]

18:00 😟 oof, he's a dim boy 😔

[@MsTwitty55]

Shergar has gar in it.

[@Scottymol]

Yes, but they aren't great on their animals are they. Was it Keys who said "is a bird an animal" . Lol🤣

[@adamkhan6924]

🙈

[@laurapolly5419]

🙈

[@philmorel1042]

Pete Postlethwaite: No riff if a Pet is an animal?

[@t.c.4321]

I want to hear the bits that are edited out ! I bet it's hilarious

[@shanecommins7968]

So are we ok with the fact that Miley Cyrus, her mate and some photographers are just out here chilling with their Rubik's cubes and and that that's somehow how Mark lost the game

[@ByteMe619]

we don’t like it but we’ll have to go along with it

[@Lexi_lexis]

Fair play to him, but he's a dim boy today

[@JoQeZzZ]

🙊

[@rororo135]

No more animals anywhere in the name? Can letters be changed in position? Because... God

[@rkah6187]

I will not say I kept shouting 'dog' at my screen because that would have been dumb

[@michaelphoneclerx8662]

Which, which, which

[@lokidesign666]

bring back The Challonge!!!

[@VonBlade]

Sometimes moving away from the more famous search engines bears fruit. Indeed Christina Aguilera Holding Cube on one site the very first result was her holding the aforementioned Gamecube.

[@KCtaskwatch]

Here comes that Bonds sponsorship for Mark 😅

[@Ed_coombs]

🙈

[@Fiona-mp9dw]

Is Shergar not an animal then?

[@tom.lox.ralphs]

Anyone else sort of zone out after Key goes out?

[@leona6455]

Yes, until Key starts to sing about his Friday lunch and the location of his winkle...

[@lukevisentin3571]

🙈

[@oshada]

🙈

[@Peteroranje]

Ok not a fan of the songs but that winkle one was quite good :D

[@mmcflyyy]

Horne should have been gone immediately!

[@chesshead]

Why does he tug his hair? All the time.

[@lickylips]

One search for "christina aguilera cube" brings you straight to a gif of her solving a rubix cube! unreal

[@garethwesleyevans]

"Christina Aguilera gamecube" first pic is her holding the device.

[@SlutForInstantNoodles]