Sex Ed That Gives Me NIGHTMARES...

Well, we finally did it. This is the third and final installment of the iconic Dr. D series. Pour one out for our favorite biology nerd and sex ed teacher, Dr. D. In this final episode, he teaches us all about babies - all the way from the cursed combination of Emmy Lou Egg and Steve Sperm to “initiating birth sequence.” Will we ever get these visuals out of our scarred brains? I know I won’t. But at least there was some excellent learning along the way!
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[@2listening1]

I was hoping the ‘second button” was to launch the placenta.

[@daphnereal3129]

SAME

[@inkygloves5197]

Or the poop!

[@Nice_Tree]

​@@inkygloves5197 no, the poop would go earlier or at the same time as the baby

[@lucialma]

Me too

[@namechoice]

SAME

[@ItsExtraCelestial]

“I just want junk food and meth” 😭😭 I don’t think Dr. MDJ knows how funny she actually is

[@brandyabbott1434]

I totally cracked up at that 😂😂😂😂 and I think you're correct she has no clue.

[@ChrisSunHwa]

She totally had me *crack*ing up.

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

I was like "same" 😂

[@yoelaheron5286]

Yes

[@mangantasy289]

absolutely. I'm "disappointed" though that Dr.D did not mention that the mummy should better continue staying away from certain substances if she was planning to breast-feed.

[@FateWorseThanDeath]

I wish Dr.D had taught about how the mother also has to push out the placenta. I did not know this until well into adulthood 🤦‍♀️

[@sharonfleshman6961]

I thought that was going to be the 2nd button.

[@jenromano19]

​@@sharonfleshman6961That's what I expected as well.

[@adriannegentleman83]

My grandmother delivered my mother and then thought she was having twins when the placenta was coming, My Mother was a 10 lb baby lol. It was 1935 and she knew nothing.

[@ScientistCat]

That’s what I expected too. Then I expected the second button to do that. But, nope, it’s forgotten, lost to history, never existed, alright sure.

[@heathercole9851]

Not gonna lie, I found out in a fantasy book as a teen. It was called "afterbirth" and I asked my mom, fully expecting it was fiction (fiction book lol), and she told me it was real!!

[@Frau.Kanzlerin]

You know, I was worried about my psych meds (amphetamines) would hurt the baby during pregnancy. My baby stopped moving around 35 weeks and had to be removed via emergency C-section and due to the guilt imposed upon me by so many people who I told I was on medication, I was terrified I had ruined everything. Turns out, they tested the baby (who survived and is doing well six months later!) and my placenta and much to my surprise, NEITHER tested positive for amphetamines! And he was the right size for his gestational age. I really wish people wouldn't shame pregnant women for doing things like taking medications that are necessary to remain mentally healthy enough to be safe during pregnancy. You can't know that it's going to hurt the baby or not. Don't feel shame if you need help during pregnancy and don't let people make you feel bad about it. Obviously you need to take it as prescribed and be monitored throughout the pregnancy, but again, don't let people guilt you about taking care of your mental health.

[@Umtata64]

People talk about how it's SO RISKY but there's not really enough data out there to back that up, and there are real risks to the pregnant person and the developing baby to the person stopping their stimulant medication. I've been really lucky to be supported by my GP, my midwife, my psychiatrist and the public obstetric team that my midwife consulted who all supported me staying on concerta through pregnancy and breastfeeding. My boy was a week overdue and is a delightful happy healthy 5 month old now, sitting around the 80th centile for weight.

[@eslek6644]

As they say: gotta put on your own oxygen mask first before helping others ❤️

[@HG-gj9lh]

There’s a difference in taking prescription amphetamines and taking street drugs. One is carefully prescribed, studied, and monitored. The other was acquired and sold out of who knows where and the people selling it couldn’t care less if it causes harm.

[@PenguinsAreHott]

I started taking Adderall recently for my adhd and I’m honestly scared to try for a second child now 😢 I don’t want to be on the medication when I’m pregnant but also am afraid of having my adhd symptoms come back and dealing with withdrawal.

[@tiffany7023]

Thank you for taking care of both of y'all! Cuddle that little jellybean for me!!!

[@karencamp741]

I went to school in the 90s in the south and our sex education was DONT HAVE SEX! And that is why every female i knew ,myself included all had babies before we had a diploma

[@janets7291]

That's crazy. I got birth control in the 70's in French Catholic Quebec at age 17 without my parent's permission. Thus, I did not get pregnant.

[@karencamp741]

@@janets7291 I can remember me and my friends going to the local health department and getting condoms for free. They were colored condoms, but obviously we did not use them. I don't remember if we had the option for birth control without our parents knowing.

[@janets7291]

@@karencamp741 Freakin' ridiculous not to educate young people about birth control. Different jurisdictions have different laws, but I recall it was rumoured in my friend group that a certain doctor would provide birth control if you asked without telling anyone, and it worked. He was an older French Catholic doctor, but he was looking out for us, if we had the nerve to ask. (Come to think about it, he may not have been older; we were 17 and all doctors looked a million to us.)

[@MareCat31]

Bible belt public school sex ed didn't change much in the next 10 years.

[@lijohnyoutube101]

These things just seem like stories! I graduated HS in the mid 90’s in the midwest and feel like I got very good sex ed plus my parents were just medically open sex was never taboo or not discussed. Where were y’alls parents?

[@ElizabethNicoleSchwartz]

I'm sad that we've reached the final Dr. D video. These are always ridiculously funny.

[@jjtrejo4125]

sadneessssssss

[@laurahubbard6906]

Nooooo!

[@tobesocourtney]

Same. I enjoyed these way too much lol.

[@coolsebastian]

I'm 25 years old. I always thought dilation referred to how wide the vaginal opening was being pushed open. I did not know it was the cervix. So yes, I learned something from this video!

[@songpoetry1]

I thought the same and I'm a 30-year-old with two children. I guess there's always more to learn, lol.

[@ScientistCat]

OMG same lol yeah, we need sex ed in school.

[@shir35303]

Same and I'm 30 years old!

[@mangantasy289]

37 and same. Don't have kids, never will have though.

[@Mythinspace]

It's missing the information about the placenta. I feel like that's something not talked about. How the mom isn't done when the baby comes out.

[@daphnereal3129]

I thought that second button on the remote was going to be the placenta coming out too

[@terrao3779]

Yes, me too I thought that’s what the second button would do!

[@agapeeternal]

I didn’t know that until I watched “delivering babies with Emma Willis” from the UK. It’s actually a really good series.

[@missyann154]

I’m dead. I feel I need to run all the Dr D videos on a loop in our office (yes, it’s an OB office) thanks for traumatizing me on my day off 😂

[@fantasticesther]

When he said there was a second button I thought we were gunna talk about birthing the placenta 😂 because I didn’t know about basically having to give birth twice until I was like 16 or something and I learnt about it from watching call the midwife. It was never spoken about in school and I really think it should have been.

[@lauraeisenschenk9386]

Thanks for the comment about HG. I had HG, I lost 30lbs, couldn't keep water down, spent weeks hooked up to an IV and baby boy was absolutely chillin in there. Doctors and nurses were constantly reassuring me that even if I was barely surviving, baby could be thriving.

[@frickfrack7075]

I am at 12 weeks, finally, and I've had dry HG . Where I'm extremely nauseous but don't vomit. I lost about 10lbs the first 8 weeks, until I was put on 3 meds to help. I didn't lose anymore weight, but I have yet to gain any. I have been feeling so weak and awful for so long. However, I have noticed that I'm feeling less intense nausea. I have no appetite, and still feel pretty weak, but I'm happy to feel better a few days out of the week. I'm hoping as the weeks go on, I'll continue to feel more and more better. I've had 2 other children, and neither of those pregnancies affected me like this one. Both of those were boys, so everyone thinks this one will be a girl. I hope! The guilt you feel, or at least that I have felt, for not getting the proper nutrition has been weighing on me so much. I haven't been able to take my prenatal either which has also deeply affected me. Being so ill all of the day every day has weighed immensely on my mental health and has been incredibly isolating. My husband has been very helpful , and I'm very appreciative. But, it's still isolating when it's only you experiencing it. There's an OB shortage here in the US right now and my area has been greatly affected. So, I'm having to see my GP for ob care until I can get into an OB office in October. (Which I'll have to travel over an hour to) Luckily for me, my GP "caught babies" as an obgyn for 30 years before becoming a GP. So he's knowledgeable and helpful where it's needed. He also explained that I wasn't harming the baby, and he was more concerned with my health. He told me that not taking the prenatal right now wasn't a big deal right now, and to just ingest whatever I could tolerate. I'm so thankful for his words, because the guilt can be so heavy.

[@frickfrack7075]

Also, most ob offices, at least in my area (in a 2 hour radius) will not accept any patients until they're at least 12 weeks. Forcing everyone to see a GP for ob care until they're 12 week mark. Due to the shortages, most find it hard to even get into an office by 12 weeks, and are going over half their pregnancy before getting ob care. Some, in my area *most*, offices are even refusing to take on any new patients because of the overload of patients being funneled into these few offices. For instance, in my area of West Tennessee, we've had probably a dozen offices close. Forcing everyone to travel 1 1/2 -2 hours to visit an obgyn. I got lucky, and the day I scheduled my appt with the OB they had a cancellation in October. Otherwise it was going to be late November before I could be seen. That would've put me well over half my pregnancy before being seen. I've been told that several other offices have stopped taking new patients. Funneling all pregnancies into one or two offices. It's so insane. I'm also high risk, and the office I'm going to be seen at is a high risk ob. So that's troubling considering how long you have to wait to be seen and their work load.

[@j.n.sloane]

@@frickfrack7075, I'm so sorry you are going through this. It is just awful that the legislators don't know what women face and the hardships caused by their ignorance. When I was pregnant with my first, there was a very high malpractice insurance crisis and local OBGYNs weren't taking new patients. Women had to travel across counties to get care until the legislature allowed doctors to practice without insurance as long as they posted that. Good luck with your baby and I hope you feel better soon. The work you are doing to build a human is so taxing and not really appreciated by society the way it ought to be. You are a warrior for humanity and I stand in solidarity with you.

[@frickfrack7075]

@@j.n.sloane man I really appreciate all those kind words! It's a very real shame what they're willing to do without, for money. Especially given the fact that they've made abortion illegal, so what are women supposed to do when they can't even get proper ob care. It's really ass backwards. We're speaking to our state rep, but this is a nationwide issue so there's not much we can do at the moment but hope for the best. It's very dangerous, risky, to have pregnant women traveling over an hour away to deliver their baby. This is my third child, once I go into labor, it will progress quickly. Luckily, I've only had c sections, and plan to this time as well, but that doesn't mean that I won't go into labor before a scheduled c section. It's incredibly dangerous to leave that up to risk, given how far we have to travel to deliver. I can't imagine how much scarier it must be for anyone risking an unplanned labor and delivery.

[@melissahauke8682]

That's because fetuses are parasites. They will feed of of you no matter what, sucking up everything they can.

[@Celebwen21]

Hey! You probably won’t read this, but I wanted to thank you. I found out I was pregnant much sooner than I would have if you hadn’t stressed that you should always take a test if you have any doubt. Going to be paying extra attention to your videos for the next few months now!

[@heathercole9851]

(since you're stating that you're paying extra attention, so I assume that means you're happy with having a baby!) Congrats!!! :) I'm glad you were able to find out, and I hope it all goes very smoothly!

[@IWillBeHers]

Can we get a Kickstarter going for MDJ to make her own reboot of Dr. D?

[@eliaslewis8972]

I was having that same thought when she was saying what she abstained from doing, the way they wrote/performed it really made it sound like as soon as she popped the baby out she was ready to hit the booze and hard drugs right away 😂

[@moel135]

I laughed so unexpectedly and violently at 11:08 it actually hurt for a second. Another masterpiece of a video MDJ love to see it

[@coasttocoast2011]

We have this great ad here in Australia about stopping drinking alcohol when you start trying to get pregnant (there used to be one about both people stopping but that seems to have disappeared unfortunately) but having a few Oreos obviously won’t hurt.

[@fyrefli4109]

I don't know if I am relieved or disappointed that the second button didn't show the third stage of labour! (aka placenta delivery!) I am deceased! 🤣

[@xerofelix7090]

This video, apparently, offended my cat. He screamed at me every time Dr D spoke. 🤣💀

[@ebellyfish4256]

Cats know, they just know...

[@otterspotter]

Wrong. It was shouting it's thanks.

[@Christine_GoBills]

MDJ - severe HG survivor here! Thank you so much for your mentioning about the pregnant person suffering but fetus is fine and growing. That happened to me and I didn’t believe the doctor when they said baby would be ok, and she’s now almost 5 and entering preschool tomorrow!! 100% healthy and starting to read (little smarty pants!)

[@shouldbewritig]

Dr. D's videos are all like. Vaguely Christian, but it's just sprinkled in there with the songs while the rest of the video is reasonably medically accurate information. It feels like some Christian doctors with strong adhd wrote this series 😂

[@dearlyintrovert670]

15:08 It took me far too long to realize that’s the baby’s hand waving. I seriously just sat here like “What the hell is that..?”

[@e.asterbunnymund8148]

As someone who had severe HG with both pregnancies it frustrates me when people make comments on the foods I eat during that time. It’s literally anything to survive and what ever will stay down. I even had people making comments about how I was “starving” my baby and how I’m so vain and not want to “show”. With my second boy I lost 20kgs and he came out absolutely perfect ❤

[@JoanieBC]

I'm so glad I never saw any of these videos (until you showed them). I may not have chosen to have kids or become a nurse if I'd seen them. Aside from the fascinating exploration of the placenta during my ob/gyn rotation, getting to learn dilation and effacement measurements was my favorite thing (aside from the actual delivery). The human body is just so intriguing in how it accommodates pregnancy and birth. I guess that true of any animal. But being human myself, most days, it's simply a wonder and I'm glad I got to experience it from both sides - as a patient and as a nurse. I'm going to spend the next several hours trying to scrub my brain of the Dr D video. TTFN!

[@anneharper577]

Is it possible for you to do a series directed at Teen/Tweens? It is so hard to find great sex ed. It would be great to hear it from a Dr....to clarify, actual useful sex ed that my kids can watch without getting nightmares

[@r.j.grayson6899]

I watched this with my almost 3 year old in the room. She loved the song and the countdown. I would have been super embarrassed as a kid to see these videos but she was all "Oh wook! A baby in the tummy! Mommy wook!" Ya'll its perfect for toddlers.

[@CaptainNamikaze]

I had a Pavlovian response to the first ‘yooo hooo’ of Emmy Lu’s you edited in, I immediately winced. 😂 Also, if Stevie Sperm is her ‘evil partner’, what the hell is she?! 😂

[@sophieirwin3497]

I genuinely thought that the stomach was the entirety of the abdomen and the baby just floated around in what ever the mum had. That visual with food going down the placenta would definitely not helped! Luckily I actually had relatively good sex ed when I was about 10, even if it was just basic anatomy and how the baby grows

[@dyanaandrdwiped5511]

As someone who grew up in a blue state in the 90s, I can honestly say we DID have actual sex education. Teachers spoke to us honestly about STDs, condoms, puberty, etc. One time a teacher put on one of these false education vides and said "I'm being forced to put this on, pay no attention to it." So, most people just scribbled in their binders. I watched, and at the end I asked if it was satire and asked if we were supposed to laugh at it. The teacher chuckled, but, didn't respond.

[@annabees]

I guess teacher was proud of you and of their teaching 😂

[@pleasestopscreaming]

Same. Mine started in 5th grade, both in school and field trips!

[@dyanaandrdwiped5511]

@@pleasestopscreaming Also, same. Started in 5th. No field trips, though.

[@warrensmom93]

First of all watching that feels like somebody slipped an edible. 😅 But thank you for mentioning hyperemesis. As someone who was hospitalized when it reached the point where even water wouldn't stay down and I had actually lost weight, it is good to be taken seriously.. Luckily I had a very healthy boy, would refused to come out until my ob was ready to schedule an induced labor. To top it off he picked Father's Day. This was thirty years ago, so I'm hoping things have changed.

[@lindaarmstrongjackman9788]

It may actually appeal to 11-13 year-olds. Quirky, but that may be to avoid embarrassing the kids. They get the info and a good laugh. 😂👍👍

[@myoung6067]

Your editor is just flat out amazing lol

[@jennethX6727]

Could you make a video that goes from periods, to pregnancy, to birth - like a one-in-all educational/informative video?

[@Rosarium2007]

Or put together a playlist of existing MDJ videos in order from conception to birth.

[@user-PuppyDan]

When my mum was pregnant with my siblin she contracted chicken pox. My mum ended up with a lot of pox scars due to the virus got to the placenta but couldnt get through so mum kept getting the pox come back up over and over again. As they kept going down then a few days later they would pop backup. When my siblin was born they had nothing no marks or anything ..

[@quirkygeekgirl]

Love this video series but also wondering if you saw the article where period products were FINALLY tested with actual blood?

[@ashleyraif4323]

Is there a kid-friendly form of sex education that you would recommend to parents that either aren’t comfortable with “the talk” or parents like me that are fine with it but don’t always know how to explain it within a child’s reasoning?

[@ser132]

not a video, but the book It's Perfectly Normal by Robie H. Harris is an excellent source. The public library probably has it, if you want to check it out and see if it would work for you.

[@AnnabethOwl]

My mom wasn’t that comfortable giving me the talk but she gave me a book that was sex Ed in an humorous way. She also gave me this book series about sex Ed. The first one when I was about 4 years old and another one when I was about 7(I recently found them again) they both discussed sex Ed but the one that was made for 7+ was more mature about it and in depth.

[@user-hz2nb2wq9c]

Ok. I literally (yes, I know what that actually means 😊) learn something every time I watch your content. A week between conception and implantation? I had no idea. I thought it was more like a few hours. The more you know...

[@annabees]

When I first learnt my mom was pregnant again, I remember thinking about how the sperms were maybe racing to the egg and how a month later maybe the egg will be implanted... she was already 3months pregnant 😂 I had NO idea how pregnancy test are not the same as getting unprotected intercourse 😂😂😂

[@summermazur3064]

I didn't know that the percentage of effacement was related to the normal cervical length measurement. That's what I learned today! 😂

[@whisperingwooper1763]

Yes another doctor D video! Absolutely love you reacting to them! Sad it’s the final one 😭

[@kmichelletaylor]

We're in the Reproduction unit in medical school, and I really needed this today!

[@cecilelebleu5984]

This is so chaotic. I love it.

[@Magic_4792]

Just want to tell you I love these videos. Keep it up, Doctor!

[@Nevertoleave]

I’m glad I’m done having kids. While I wouldn’t mind more kids, I’m certainly glad for my husband’s vasectomy (which he’s gone for the follow ups for ;) ) and it’s very unlikely I’ll be giving pregnant or giving birth again

[@arrowverselover100]

I have never done drugs because I thought I'd see weird things, and now I never need to take them. I've seen enough. Haha.

[@hannahk1306]

That green foetus with red eyes is going to haunt me in my nightmares! Also, why doesn't she have any fingers or even hands? I'm all for disability inclusion, but this is an odd way to do it...

[@zrkch]

I was so pumped to see that another Dr D and the chaos machine video was uploaded. Now I’m sad that it’s the last one. RIP Emmy Lou egg nightmares.

[@rahneyday]

I love that they specifically covered finger development in untero, yet literally none are to be seen in the wave.

[@lrokrasz]

I'm a little disappointed that the second launch button didn't release the placenta Lol

[@Lilith_StardustYT]

Lmao-

[@ellet8529]

I am so sad there’s no more of these videos!

[@giabi11]

This is absolutely funny and very informative. Chaotic connections. I love this!😂😂

[@pamelamays4186]

During my third pregnancy I couldn't even hold down water for four months. I ended up having a 8.36 pound baby, who weighed more than her two siblings at birth.

[@jennethX6727]

These remind me of a fever dream, though. Something I'd hallucinate if I were sick, except it probably wouldn't be about birth - just random things. It was just strange. But good video 👍

[@charliedevlin4359]

Your videos are amazing! "Anyone that has been personally offended by Dr D raise their hand" 👋 right here, hahahaha ❤

[@elliottmcleandeboer]

We've gone through all that and yet, I'm pretty sure,, have they never mentioned what the D stands for? Like... is it Dick? Drugdealer? Disrespect??

[@kielomariamaja1037]

This is hilarious. I wonder how I managed to stay away from all the cigarettes, alcohol and drugs when expecting my daughter? :D Okay, I don't smoke, I am a teetotaler and I obviously don't do drugs, but it was so hilarious, as if the mother could not have waited for getting all the drugs in her.

[@baller9real]

I like how you have to tell us not to do meth lol Like I was planning on going out after watching this video, and buying meth lol

[@Lilith_StardustYT]

XD

[@MamaDoctorJones]

😆😆

[@emmaflores7463]

Honestly I thought the cervix was more doughnut shaped so I did learn one thing 😂

[@Stephaneeza]

I totally thought that the second button would have been delivering the placenta but I guess who cares about that? 😂😂

[@mikafairystar]

Wooo you finally mentioned Hyperemesis Gravidarium! I’d love a video about HG.

[@Catmum1998]

I have no words. I’d be interested to know how accurate some of the eastenders baby storylines are - the current ones are surrounding Whitney Dean and Lily slater. Sonia also had a cryptic pregnancy about 20 years ago.

[@doobiewoman6956]

Mom is ready to get back to the drugs and alcohol. 🤣

[@rachelcooper6544]

Lmao my 4th (and last baby) practically launched herself out when she came 😂 I went from my water leaking and being almost a 3, to a 6, to pushing in about 5mins and the doctor and nurses were anything, but ready. My husband told them I was pushing and they didn't believe him 😂.

[@roxyboxie1016]

Lucky that was my 3rd my 4th held on for dear life not wanting to come out 😂😂😂

[@annabees]

My mom had to stand at the desk to ask to be put in delivery room for her 5th kid because she seemed so composed. She said, "if you don't put me in a delivery room now I'm going to have this kid right here...💁‍♀️ I know how I deliver already 😎" Of course she was right, nurse just went to check the cervix and was like "I feel the head?!?! 🤯😱" and went rushing out for a midwife who I believe was kind of busy with another delivery 😅

[@Ruthavecflute]

Sounds a bit like my mum's 3rd labor. She had a home birth. It's a familly story that the midwife said "Just a minute", and was still setting up the gas and air machine when my brother arrived!

[@rachelcooper6544]

My 3rd baby was also a fast labor (about 2hrs) once they broke my water to start thing. I had too much fluid so nothing would start, the doctor didn't believe the nurse lol. I went from a 3 to a 5 in seconds and less than 2hrs later I was a 10 and my body was evicting a baby who planned to never come out lol I pushed her out in 5 pushes or less. At least they were actually set up that time. You would think people would believe you when you say baby is ready, I'm pushing.

[@annabees]

@rachelcooper6544 they actually said "DON'T PUSH" to my mom when she wasn't really doing anything (baby was evicting themselves) soooo 🤣

[@pdlbean]

I was showed this video in middle school! That birth scene is seared into my brain and it's been almost 20 years.

[@BlueHeron654]

In my health class, in the late 80's, we were told if there was no consent then the fetus will abort on it's own!!!

[@CricketsBay]

It's horrifying that anyone would say that. I'm pretty sure a lot of Republicans believe it though, based on things they've said publicly.

[@Ruthavecflute]

I wonder if that's where to republican politian who made himself look like an idiot a while back got the idea

[@alicecold]

I just learned about Pemphigoid gestationis! Could we have a future short or episode about it?

[@chelseymcfarland4871]

XD best quote from this entire video “I just want junk food and meth!”

[@otakubabe555]

Ugh yes with the gestational age. I knew exactly when I got pregnant (ovulation testing) and the nurse doing my intake was gonig off my last period and ignored me when I said "but I'll be a week behind that, i ovulated on day 21, not the default day 14". She entered it based on the usual and sure enough, when I got a dating ultrasound, I was right where I said I'd be.

[@absatwell8163]

Hysterical. Your reaction is the best!

[@mackenziehymas253]

I’m disappointed they left out the mom delivering the placenta

[@sophieirwin3497]

I thought that babies would feed off the ‘yolk’ of the egg until the yellow body implants and develops into the placenta, which takes the majority of the first trimester? So when the mother is having bad ‘morning’ sickness, the baby is fine to grow, and it’s more about trying to help the mother keep *something* down, and the healthy eating can come in the second and third trimesters, where most mothers don’t have the sickness.

[@katelynndanielson2095]

The fact that i was thinking "oh yeah she really wants some meth" and then youre like "some fastfood and some meth" finally a doctor on the same page as me 😂😂

[@drishnashah9306]

hi doc, as a teen I am curious about sex and stuff and the country I come from is really conservative about such topics and its changing but there's a long way before that, anyway schools don't have sex ed classes ever and parents are very awkward and shy away from these conversations, even period is a taboo here and generally we are not taken to gynaecologists to help us understand this stuff, so it would be very helpful to get that understanding about sexual activities, diseases etc. from a trusted doctor so that a lot of people like me are not completely clueless as we involve in sexual activities and stuff. thanks :)))

[@Ruthavecflute]

Let's up vote this everyone

[@frickfrack7075]

MDJ, id love to get your input on the shortage of OB care here in the US, due to Medicaid. I've personally been affected by this, and at 12 weeks still have not been seen by an ob. Even at high risk, i cannot be seen until I'm 12 weeks, and i scheduled my visit at 5 weeks but my appt isn't until October. Which will put me closer to my half way mark. In my area, we are being forced to travel nearly 2 hours to see an ob or women's center. Which is putting more burden on the centers that are still open which is causing them to cease accepting new patients, in turn causing patients to travel even further for care.

[@WelcomeApathy]

I really feel like these were written by both people on drugs and by adults who would think that this is how children think.

[@hollyschmidt9316]

The best depiction I’ve seen of thinning vs dilation is the ping pong ball in the balloon thing

[@Nikki0417]

I fully expected the second button to be the afterbirth. I guess that would've been too traumatic, even for Dr. D.

[@Nice_Tree]

I thought the second button is for a placenta, but no... THE SONG! AGAIN!

[@missnaomi613]

This was bonkers, and I loved it!

[@nadaadecirr]

I found that funny and well explained for a child or young teen

[@jennethX6727]

Why don't you make a series of educational kids videos? Id rather have you explain these things to my future children than some random weird cartoon 😂

[@annabees]

Yessss ! Also, most part is already discussed in her videos, we just need to have a summary ❤

[@apocketfulofprose]

As someone with IGT, I wish that I knew before giving birth and trying to feed my baby that not all boobs work and it might not be possible to feed your own baby. I felt so broken at such a vulnerable time because I had no idea that was even possible.

[@annabees]

Aw, I feel sorry 😢 I'm so glad I was told it could be a possibility. I was lucky I could breastfeed but part of how I managed to was knowing it was OK if I couldn't and my baby would just tell me if she needed anything. I hope you are doing better about this "betrayal" from medical staff. ❤

[@apocketfulofprose]

@@annabees thank you! ❤️

[@iEcilpse]

man, this series was great. imagine remaking the chaos machine today i think it would be funny

[@CurlyAndCurvy]

Not gonna lie, I was afraid that second button on the remote was gonna shoot the placenta out. Okay, here's hoping I don't have nightmares about Beulah's eyes... 😂

[@sannehekman3686]

I’ll be ready for my shipment febuary 1st next year, this made it seem eaaaaasy! 😂

[@rebeccallanes797]

Mom being like please give me drugs again I fucken can’t, like I know that’s not the intention of the line, but it totally was the take away 😂😂

[@randischneider23]

We all love Dr. D and these reaction videos will be missed!! But.... Dr. J, you are pretty funny yourself so maybe.... A good replacement for Dr. D

[@pauletteslade9070]

I swear this looks like they were seriously on acid. I couldn't stop laughing. Yup, now it's time for a drink😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AmandaDarcell]

Hello! A possible helpful topic for a video: low testosterone in women. I have had my testosterone checked twice and both times it’s been super low (around a 4), I have chronic fatigue/anxiety/depression (the depression is being treated) I have asked both an endocrinologist and my gyn about the low testosterone and they both sort of brushed it off- my gyn said “I don’t want to put you on testosterone pills…” But isn’t there more natural ways to increase testosterone? Or like creams or gels too? The internet has a ton of supplements but I definitely don’t want to just take something without understanding it all. Are OTC sex hormones regulated? How safe are they? I would just be really intrigued by your input on the topic of low testosterone in women and what can be done about it. Thanks!!!

[@felixhenson9926]

on one hand: yay! another dr D video! On the other: oh no, the last dr D video :(

[@Mojohjohjoh]

I like to think I'm fairly knowledgeable on all this type of stuff, but that bit about the cervix was the one thing I didnt truly understand and now I do!

[@Morbid_Freyja27]

What in the world did I just watch?! 😂

[@rhiannonstanbury8821]

Lol interesting to see and hear from the kids now on their view’s look back

[@sierralewis8934]

During my next pregnancy, when asked how far along I am, I am going to just refer to this (T minus 22 weeks) 😂 Or 5 weeks until launch 🚀🚀🚀🚀

[@oceanskater227]

I first thought that the 2nd button would be delivering placental... don't know why after watching all 3 pf Dr. D 😂😂😂

[@chrissyzcreationz]

Twitch on Sunday... so for us in the USA that actually Saturday sometime? What time would you say your streams would be for Eastern Daylight Time in USA, Georgia?

[@toriunilist4251]

Like 9pm-ish on Sundays

[@chrissyzcreationz]

@@toriunilist4251 thank you soooo much!!!

[@MamaDoctorJones]

US sundays is my typical time, but it’s a bit chaotic (bc my schedule changes). Just follow and turn on notifications!

[@chrissyzcreationz]

@@MamaDoctorJones i did! Ty for taking the time to answer my question!

[@arcadiaberger9204]

Some kind soul needs to e-mail the address of all of the Dr. D videos to the kids in Fairbanks.

[@CricketsBay]

Every teenager in the U.S. needs to see the Dr. D videos. There are too many places where sex ed is abysmal or nonexistent.

[@nmdraws]

How are there comments from 15 hours ago when this was uploaded 29 seconds ago 💀

[@AndrewBlacker-wr2ve]

The earth revolves creating different time zones.

[@Nevertoleave]

Ive seen some channels will have an early access to some videos for people who belong to their community. Not really sure how it works since I don’t do anything but subscribe to a channel. But time zones don’t have anything to do with it

[@nmdraws]

@@Nevertoleave thanks for that 😭

[@jenniferwintz2514]

Ok I'm old so I didn't experience these videos ever. I was in elementary in the 1970s and middle/ high school in the 1980s. We had old reel-to-reel vids of 60s kids and a Joan Baez-like singer performing a song by Shel Silverstein (Don't Give a Dose to the One You Love Most). This is amazing and also a terrible disservice to EmmyLou Harris and Stevie Nicks. ETA: AWW man. I thought button 2 would be the placenta. That totally needs to be known.

[@cc6595]

I would absolutely buy a plush of Emmy Lou Egg.

[@Ruthavecflute]

As a halloween decoration?

[@cc6595]

@@Ruthavecflute Sure! Or just a year-round decoration to make anyone who comes to my house want to look around for contraband.

[@leelulady2010]

I only gained 14 pounds w my pregnancy. I was overweight to start & began eating far better. Baby was 100% in everything.

[@lucyanncavanagh8356]

Holy moly! That’s terrifying 😂, well that was dire without anything to numb my brain! I’m aghast my flabbergasted mind has melted!😂