Help I've Been Scarred For Life

[@annieeames2282]

The broken way Jordan explains the iglooing, near tears, to Will reminds me of being traumatized by the internet as a kid and going to your sibling to tell them because if you had to know that cursed content, they did too 😂 Love you boys!

[@joevie28]

the podcast is very funny but seeing their faces/reactions is just a different level of hilarity 😅😂😂😂

[@JuhoTunkelo]

Agreed! I saw the igloo gate on a reel and just had to see the rest of it 😆

[@angelaevans410]

I literally howled laughing most the way through it. 😂😂😂

[@matthewdavidson4426]

Y

[@SuzanneEstevez]

I can’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣, seriously, I can’t! Jordan’s little whispered breakdown about the iglooing may be the funniest thing ever!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@scottbuckley3208]

Swear he's so precious 😂😂 poor chap is distraught!!

[@luciaguarino3465]

My stomach is hurting from this podcast I laughed so much and Williams face over the igloo 😂😂😂😂

[@KillerF0x]

I'm new to this podcast and love this dynamic. Also, the fact that Jordon was so bothered, and William (the king of proper) was able to read it and keep it together, absolutely tickles me.

[@blushingtipsy]

I listened to this while working with a nail client and boy! I Didn't know what to do! 😳 This has topped all other problems sent in...note to ones self...listen alone 🤣

[@tomhealer123]

On one hand I’m repulsed by the idea of iglooing, but then on the other hand my inner mischievousness just loved William and Jordan’s reaction so much that it makes me glad that such a grotesque concept exits. Also I loved the chaos and carnage of you guys recording on Monday’s. I’m actually hoping it’ll happen again one day if I’m being honest, very entertaining! Definitely my favourite episode of 2023 so far even if I am slightly jealous of that Ellie person for receiving a wink from Jordan, thankfully the visual edit glossed over it.

[@SUPERSTUDIO17]

JORDAN AND WILLIAM never fail to make us laugh. I'm also from New York and have been binging everything since I discovered this wonderful duo in the Fall on TIktok. THANK YOU SO MUCH for another full video episode. All the G n Divas really hope this becomes a regular thing

[@kashinimeyo]

“It’s never too early for manners” is probably the most unmannerly thing to say in that situation 😂

[@valgill5036]

I’m crying laughing! Thanks, Jordan, William and Producer Ben xxx

[@TomCox1992]

Love it at 41:20 when he gets that image and just starts crying 😂😂😂😂

[@tokyohomo]

“Noting will top this” Melissa: “Hold my beer”

[@elizabethbarker5276]

It truly is never too early for manners 😂 I’ve taught very young primary school children proper dining etiquette and they know it’s never time for a tantrum. Great one William I’ll add it to my collection!

[@PDC-yb9qs]

Why is nobody talking about the fact they STAYED AND ATE THE DINNER!

[@tebellokhala9801]

EXACTLY!!! Also did they put the desert in the SAME freezer?? did they EAT the desert?!! I have so many questions!!

[@olablc531]

Maybe they assumed it's for medical reasons and Alex is severely ill with intestines cancer or something and in that case, while that's still disgusting to eat from that whole fridge, that'd also be extremely rude to leave, you know, poor guy needs to keep the poo for his doctor to analyse and he doesn't have a choice, he has to put it in the freezer. I, for one, would assume something like that, and I'd feel bad for being disgusted by someone's disease. That being said, having waited for hours for the explanation and getting THAT instead... Jesus Christ on a jet ski... Edit: Still, condoms? Not a special cup from the pharmacy? Maybe he ran out of the cups and the pharmacy is far... But the gel on the condom is chemical and would ruin the results... No, definitely, I would need answers way sooner than at the dinner.

[@lynnjvv1]

LOVE how shy Jordan got after the wink! Bless

[@SophieRoberts03]

34:06 Is the start of the iglooing story, saves searching!

[@danieladuvoisin5056]

You can see on Jordan face, him working it out, the how, whys amd what. Bless him 😅

[@lucycrawfordxx]

Finally found the episode 🤣 I used to fall asleep listening to some episodes and never heard the igloo story! so funny ❤😂

[@MousebratCS]

I forgot how unhinged this Monday recording was. And then it went to iglooing. This has become one of the classics for me

[@zoedunne2456]

This is the funniest ! Had me guffawing on the Lizzie line on the way to work on a Tuesday morning - I looked damn crazy but such a great way to enjoy one's commute

[@nikileach]

I was eating my lunch when the iglooing was discussed.....you could offer slimming services as I couldn't eat anything after that segment 🤣🤣🤣

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

The disoear in his voice 😂 "William, he poos it into the condom" Ive never felt so sorry for anyone in my life 😂

[@GeriBee]

“Not on a Monday” 🤣🤣🤣

[@pyroboi77]

B & M = Billington & Mayman (NOT bargains & more, as believed by many). I love your dynamic guys. Keeping me entertained through chickenpox. Wish I'd found you years ago...

[@licensedsalesassociatemich3157]

Why is Jordan so SHOCKED at the frozen poo letter when he is on a PODCAST called Help! I Sexted My Boss!? The words and their expressions are so funny I almost spit out my tea. It's ok, Jordan. There are worse things in the world (felching.)

[@addie.bosanko]

Whoever edits this is a low-key comic genius.

[@hedwignl8118]

EPB does I presume.. (Executive Producer Ben)

[@sarahupt0n44]

Does anyone know the name of the watermelon episode I have heard it mentioned so many times I want to watch it🤣

[@T.Aa90]

I really your podcast. I’m also feeling sick and want to go back to bed and start my day over after hearing about iglooing. Love from Norway

[@jimmyhunter2983]

Bizarrely enough William handled this better than Jordan. I'm still holing at the "gagging on the balcony" comment.

[@Suejenk]

Never too early for manners.😂 that was a super quick response, going to steal that one.

[@jacquie2004]

Oh Jesus! I thought this episode of the podcast was hilarious, but seeing their faces is too much! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maxineantoine5810]

every time i watch this podcast i'm weak in the knees i love you guys sooooooooo much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@Beachgirl00213]

The secret to a good yorkshire pudding is to let the batter sit for over an hour, so it's starts bubbling, then it's ready!

[@johnsoran3874]

Thanks for the laugh. I heard things I would have thought I would never hear. Hahaha. Watching you from the southern tier of the Catskill mountains in upstate NY

[@MrNogden74]

I love these podcasts. I always think that B&M stands for Bargains and More

[@peterkrey7273]

"And remember, folks, you heard it here first!", as some gossip broadcast used as it's tag line years ago! This was rich!

[@peterkrey7273]

Correction, "its", not "it's"! So embarrassing................I know better! Really!!

[@kingy002]

Nothing really surprises me when it comes to human sexual activity. I have heard about, read about, and seen some things that would never cross my mind. And I've done some pretty heavy stuff myself in my life. You just never know what is going on in the house next door.

[@GhengisKhonsu]

Love the GRINDR NOTIFICATION that went off in the middle of this recording lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alizendir]

I wonder if the recent "clone-a-willy" event has topped the Iglooing in these boy's eyes.

[@heatherquinsee]

William, your right manors cost nothing no matter what time of day it is.

[@bittersweet_ik]

The one time someone from my country writes in and it turns out to be this. I am mortified. I do think the man in question was American, though.

[@Daveyboi1981]

Yorkshire puddings the important thing is that you need to ensure that the oil is piping hot steaming before adding the batter. Also never open the door whilst mid cooking wait till they're ready!

[@antoniolosciale]

The last one was hard to embrace🤣

[@AngloAm]

Thanks, Paula. But you know -- I could have lived just as long without knowing about igloo'ing.

[@liesbethvanewijk]

love the thinking after how it is made

[@KatesThings]

Oh yes! Welcome in. Drives me nuts.

[@peterww3106]

‘Nothing can top that!’ Melissa: Hold my beer!!!

[@Thebustermann]

Back in the day it was known as space docking. Apparently a certain female singer was into it. Never ever gone give you up has all sorts of meaning.

[@TomCox1992]

Broken jordan was crying 🤣😂👏👏👏

[@HogwartsBasement]

The visual aspect of this is amazing 😀 I’m so glad I found this

[@shenialrzu3583]

The last one was genuinely shook me.

[@liamgbooth]

I've heard this being called an Alaskan Pipeline before. No experience of it whatsoever 🤣

[@nocomment4642]

yes William ! It is never too early for manners .

[@user-tt5xj5ib1e]

Would anyone like a chocolate popsicle, they're ice cold :D 🤔🍧🤣

[@psychosoma5049]

Jordan is absolutely gorgeous

[@kylzunk]

Oh gracious - bosses request read receipts on business emails as do persons of certain personalities. Truth always.

[@amysmith8816]

Do they use it when it’s still frozen 😱? Or defrost it first!!? (Not sure why I want to know this!!)

[@joshTV272]

my favourite podcast ever

[@sammccarthy957]

Well you learn something new every day!!!! 😳

[@bhishamseepersad9101]

Exactly what Paula wanted with this story

[@T.Aa90]

I’m watching this back and thought to myself that this isn’t so bad if you think about more recent episodes 😅

[@speedbird1972]

Honestly, the most horrifying thing ive ever heard!

[@kylzunk]

It’s not my Monday morning but I’m being irrationally irritated by little things. Honor Blackman.

[@realman6ft6]

Oh my days is the only response to the end of this podcast..

[@TerriThorns]

Happy Valley final was sooo goood!!

[@puseletsomatsheng1450]

I wasn’t expecting that!!!😫😫🤣🤣🤣

[@rosemcnamara8434]

I need to know the watermelon episode

[@jeanne6961]

Episode is Help I'm Mates With A Melon Plucker - don't have series/ep number but it was August 2020

[@RoxieParsons1]

This is the first you tube version I've watched, I normally listen on Spotify... Omg Jordan if looks could kill 🖕🏻 😂😂😂😂 love you guys xx ps.. I have no idea what Ben looks like, but if I see him and recognise him, I'll say hi. 👋🏻

[@mariegregg3565]

Jordan’s face is hilarious

[@kylzunk]

Welcome In! Well, come in! (Surprised and pleased to see you) Well! Come in!

[@sammie5799]

I live for these. So funny 🥰

[@willistaylor4077]

Oh, poor Jordan!! 😂😂🤪🤪

[@DeKat-84]

Oh dear! I think this last letter actually broke Jordan's brain. 😵‍💫

[@michelepannell]

B&M stands for Billington & Mayman the founders

[@notimestwo]

I’m from New York 😭 all of what you bitched about is accurate lmao

[@reganparnell]

What is a gndiva

[@cookiesroblox6759]

Don't think iv seen Jordan so quiet

[@agnieszkabialecka9445]

Love it !!!!!❤

[@anad05]

And btw, I am starting to check the freezers of my friends 😂😂😂

[@sandrapearson3867]

I’m so sorry Jordan I mentioned the ring on your wedding finger! I feel really bad now xx

[@hollietibbetts4905]

Has this been removed from Spotify?

[@jeanne6961]

Still there for me, maybe they're just putting them on KZbin now as well!

[@joshTV272]

i think they’re just posting it all on here as well as spotify because everyone always asks for the full video pod

[@Demented_Demon666]

Note to self: Don’t record on Mondays.😂😂😂

[@bunnybrain]

in regards to the "LGBTwhatever the letters are" - as a fellow gay man (soon to be married, yay) i recently read the acronym re-spelled as quiltbag. i love that and am now using it instead. it sounds so much more fun, is easier to remember and you can't take yourself too seriously in this world anyway. so WELCOME ALL MY FELLOW QUILTBAGS

[@AnnmarieWoods-u6j]

My husband lost his sence of smell so i love this now i can fart as much as i want now in bed and he doesn't smell a thing we have been together 26 years 😂😂

[@markmccann-wood2225]

William is Dead R8 about Yorkshire puddings, beef dripping & a red hot oven 👍

[@Fireflier71]

Bloody Nora. I won't sleep now

[@JsMsti]

Is the sound and video just slightly off? :( [i think it’s just early in the video] y’all should do more collabs! Trixie Mattel n Katya, Hasan and AustinShow. I feel like the following quote applies, “There are more things in heaven and earth… than are dreamt of in your philosophy”, paired with The Garden of Earthly Delights. Fantastic if not disgustingly beautiful end to this episode. Thank you for your art.

[@nicolatull5216]

Hug Jordan ❤

[@jamesdore7659]

these are always excellent, and shamefully used to sleep to :-)

[@kashinimeyo]

Okay the, uh, pièce de résistance of this vid should really have his own freezer in his room and not fucking tell everybody about it 😭 bro needs therapy- I need therapy

[@Wendigo-dg8od]

That's not iglooing. That's a alaskan pipeline

[@anad05]

Like ... thanks Paula for traumatising, hopefully all of us...

[@miss.holly1971]

I am scared for life 😆

[@georgieeve2026]

I have a pretty high disgust tollerance.. but after that last bit.. I feel sick. I am not sure how to proceed with the rest of the day.. 😧😭🤮

[@EdmiroBurke]

Well... something did top this one 😭😭😭😭🙉

[@jmudikun]

How do I stop this channel from being recommended to me?

[@StanWatt.]

What if he uses it on someone else? LMAO

[@jmckay188]

Good lord if you can't fart in your own bed what can you do, my husband would think I was more mad for getting up, going downstairs to the bathroom just to fart, I know I woman who became so ill because she wouldn't fart or do a number 2 when her partner was about and ended up in hospital so I say if you got to go you got to go 😅 love the podcast

[@TheScouseadam]

Bargain madness

[@catherinehardwick9149]

It’s called lard