Sexuality Explained with Soda

[@notdelusionalcowboysfan]

Nah bro the R kelly one was wild 💀

[@bigdawg12z]

why are you everywhere lmao

[@garou9914]

​@@bigdawg12z common thing on KZbin, i call them the comment KZbinrs. All they do is comment.

[@toegrippr]

why are you everywhere bro

[@snowwann273]

But its true tho.

[@christianharris5193]

On god it was 😂😂😂

[@saniavstheworld]

This started out so educational and got so out of pocket real fast😭💀

[@ArKaneAcrumProductions]

right 💀

[@maximummac223]

Ita started going down the drain at R. Kelly and we all just wanted some water by the end 💀

[@matthewmeier3316]

Educational?

[@Kanetsugi]

😂😂😂

[@jacksonh2083]

@@matthewmeier3316 Yes. It was educating people on different sexualities and stuff.

[@0o0Zero0o0]

Aroace: I'm not thirsty.

[@kyladarger3363]

Lololol 😂

[@alienthedumbidiotthatwatch4909]

Asexual and aroace are the same thing if I’m not wrong

[@kyladarger3363]

@@alienthedumbidiotthatwatch4909 aroace is both aromantic (aro) and asexual (ace), whereas asexual people are not necessarily aromantic, and may experience romantic attraction Edit: spelling

[@0o0Zero0o0]

​@@alienthedumbidiotthatwatch4909 Aroace is both Aro and Ace. If I recall the difference correctly... Aro: No romantic (Mental) Ace: No sexual (Physical) Aroace: Both.

[@alienthedumbidiotthatwatch4909]

@@0o0Zero0o0 ah ok

[@Andy.man8]

R Kelly and bill cosby coming to your neighborhood as the newest forms of sexuality 💀

[@listenhere2006]

lost opportunity on asexuals to say " im not thirsty"

[@frogs3338]

Fr 😂

[@Talvi_Sota]

True

[@YY-mk4ti]

OHH!!! HAHA

[@adylaar6708]

Kinda grouped them with aromantic

[@maikybravo6108]

YOOOOOO!!! XD

[@lifeiscats1337]

“I just like to watch my bottles” fucking killed me 💀

[@ericolens3]

i like to take the labels off my bottles? im not into labels. thats it. im not am exobitionist. im too shy to be nude after getting out the shower. i cover up in the bathroom alone.

[@stare4539]

yea

[@kanjikun7953]

@@ericolens3 why did we need to know that😂

[@ericolens3]

@@kanjikun7953 cuz i hate labels. both the increasingly complicated sexual orientational label LGBTQIAAP and the labels on bottles. did you know theres a difference between asexual and aromantics? asexuals can have relationships its just not physically intimate. (which can be further complicated by the aforementioned lgbt) asexual gay, asexual lesbian, asexual hetero, asexual bi, etc. just like who you like without all these crazy labels. yet LABELS are kinda necessary. i recently learned of a little thing called MENA which separates black from north africans. since north africans are ethnically more similar to middle easterns than sun saharan africans. so yeah, for census counting and governement programs labels are necessary. i mean there wouldnt be legalized non hetero marriage, but after that. STOP MAKING THINGS OVERLY COMPLICATED. geez i hate labels: they help identify differences but also reinforce the seperaration due to those differences

[@justinbailey2347]

I like watching other people drink their soda 👀

[@BillieSmith-vf2ih]

'i like to drink my coke in a pepsi' KILLED me

[@NatalieIsntOk]

I can confirm this is true, people do like me in a coke bottle

[@BucketoBirds]

I don't get how it relates to trans people but it's still funny I think

[@NatalieIsntOk]

@@BucketoBirds I don’t know either tbh, I’m just following along

[@isurus_oxyrinchus_]

​@@BucketoBirds it basically just means that it's like, the trans person is the coke in the pepsi, since the inside and outside don't really match! Just a thought, as a trans man myself!

[@ericaolive]

that one didn't really make sense cuz transgender doesn't have anything to do with what you're attracted to or sexuality

[@Aps2145]

That R Kelly one was out of pocket

[@Theth3]

I don’t get it

[@somberflight]

​@@Theth3the bottle is *small*er than the other ones

[@Theth3]

@@somberflight Well yeah I get that, but I don’t know who R Kelly is and how it translates to that

[@somberflight]

@@Theth3 cheese pizza.

[@Theth3]

@@somberflight yikes

[@shroom_zzz3030]

“I don’t give a damn as long as it tastes good” is honestly a mood lmao

[@kristopherwillis8075]

that's me sometimes 😂

[@redheadedelf4800]

As a pansexual, accurate

[@kokopium8003]

It really is like that tho lol

[@chrislewis6030]

Damn straight skippy

[@king_pigeon]

What do you mean by that?

[@SuperErickChaosInsanity4]

Missed opportunity for the asexual one to say "I'm not thirsty"

[@user-cz1nn7yg5y]

How tf does this have 266 likes and no comments

[@gred_and_forge]

Ohh, what about if asexual was “I’m not thirsty” but aromantic was “I’d rather just drink water”

[@SuperErickChaosInsanity4]

Woah that's the most amount of likes I've ever gotten

[@emyl_bs50]

Facts

[@flamevix]

​@@gred_and_forge To be fair, he's talking about sexualities, not romantic inclination.

[@I1Ido.]

“I like coke” 😊 “I like Coke” 💀

[@Yeewhoow]

Coca cola used to be made with cocaine, it switched to sugar cuz it was more addictive

[@Nathan-qs9sd]

"Nah, imma do my own thing" ahh hair cut

[@faisalnurdin2931]

“I like my bottle thick” is something I never would’ve thought I would ever hear

[@BigBallmuncher69]

Nuts😮

[@wethepplwhorblackerthanblu6442]

I really don't see why not

[@Sheffdawg2305]

I'm into BBW so it spoke to me.

[@colonelyogurt08816]

I understood that one on an unhealthy level

[@theholydoge7616]

​@@Sheffdawg2305 that smile in your pfp is what made this comment fucking hilarious

[@realgamer2.0]

“I don’t give a damn as long it tastes good” couldn’t have said it better myself

[@TerinotTerry]

then proceeds to drink every soda there is

[@katdouglas9973]

ALL SODA I LOVE IT ALL

[@fatima2241]

Yaa

[@AwEirdstevenuniverseandSAMSfan]

Same.

[@Lexi-Clawthorn]

Yep

[@olakase53dd75]

Why is no one talking about the bill cosby one😭😭😭

[@bau4429]

I don't get it 😭

[@logandurant6365]

​@bau4429 he knocks them out (in this case with mentos) and then takes them away. It is referencing Bill Cosby's SA record

[@MotzKotz3]

​@@bau4429Bill Cosby is allegedly a Necrophiliac. Necrophilia is someone being attracted to dead people.

[@My_random_brain5]

The pan one is so true just “i don’t give a fuck it just needs to taste good”

[@randomisfoda]

first time seeing someone NOT making a joke involving kitchens

[@My_random_brain5]

Oh yeah i forgot to add that it includes kitchenware

[@c00lk1d86]

"I don't give a damn as long as it tastes good" Relatable 😭

[@Multiuniverse_FemaleYn]

So I'm pansexual?

[@c00lk1d86]

@@Multiuniverse_FemaleYn 🤷‍♂️

[@chicken0562]

$20 is $20....

[@elegantcat1496]

​@@Multiuniverse_FemaleYnalright, who's gonna tell bro

[@alexstruck424]

Same

[@unidino8963]

This man just explained sexuality to a person who doesn't get it in the easiest way possible

[@Boppercat]

@@PEZ1514why do you think trans people are mental? It’s thier choice and tbh it doesn’t really matter, let people be people.

[@michael_the_tall_goth]

1kth like how do you pronounce this

[@Chadturner21]

@@PEZ1514 agreed

[@AlofKitler]

​@@michael_the_tall_gothI am not trying to be rude I just want to say something. 1kth upsets me so deeply because I had to stare at it for a second to see what you meant. I am not trying to be hurtful thank you for reading my TED Talk.

[@yukithedoggo2690]

@@AlofKitler i pronounced it: "one cuth"

[@YYes-vj2ct]

Bro subtly called everyone who likes Pepsi gay-💀

[@KybaRBLX]

Bro couldnt have explained it any better 😂

[@richguy]

OG’s know this was one of my first viral vids 🥲 Just finally claiming it on my channel 🙌🏾 (it’s been viral on other ppl’s reposts for some reason 🤷🏾‍♂️)

[@IbrHimIbrhim071]

OG'S 👇

[@teacher553]

​@@IbrHimIbrhim071 I think you put the finger in the wrong spot that's pointing to the dislike

[@infinityjay97]

OG's🤙 like drinkin' it in a medium bottle way

[@JesseDenney49]

Yessssir

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

Some like their bottles if they belong to someone else....

[@innunthan5609]

this man woke up and said "yeah, pepsi gay now bitches"

[@ferns_love]

As he should have

[@redstonewarrior0152]

Now if he were a woman, it would be the other way around

[@Twin_Turbo]

Guess I can’t like Pepsi anymore

[@puzzlepiece2502]

I prefer pepsi over coke

[@innunthan5609]

@@ferns_love may lord farquad sinp for u 🙃

[@EZ2BCHEEZY36]

The Bill Cosby killed me 😂😂😂

[@Infinitech69]

I DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND PLEASE

[@LunarMoon_33]

​@@Infinitech69basically when he put the mentos in the coke he was drugging it so that then he could SA it

[@Infinitech69]

@@LunarMoon_33 WHAT THE FUCK

[@LunarMoon_33]

@@Infinitech69 yup

[@AlexisSmith-rv6kl]

At first, I thought he was calling my mom gay but then I released 😂

[@AlexisSmith-rv6kl]

*Relized sorry

[@Crafty_boy70]

@@AlexisSmith-rv6klworst possible typo 💀

[@AlexisSmith-rv6kl]

@@Crafty_boy70 lol

[@RostoyaEgarov]

Bro went from sexuality, to fetishes to crime real quick

[@dreadedworld8864]

Which one does it start at ?

[@IsraelsWeakestWhite]

@@dreadedworld8864 that my friend is a good question

[@That1cactus_]

420th like lets goo

[@dreadedworld8864]

@@IsraelsWeakestWhite just trying to see if there homophobic or transphobic

[@IsraelsWeakestWhite]

@@dreadedworld8864 baiting them on their personal beliefs so you could play the moral high ground because they may not subscribe to that way of thought? Resulting in the endless virtual pats on the back form strangers you wouldn’t have seen if you didn’t do that, and will never see them again?

[@oceanidk3924]

“Jeffery dahmer” *eats the Pepsi bottle*

[@Josh-ot7jn]

Yes

[@AuDHD_Incarnate]

Yes

[@gritted]

Yes

[@ohiologist9256]

Yes

[@hehedutch]

Yes

[@healthylivingwithallison3003]

"I don't give a damn as long as it tastes good" Legendary best words

[@real_lampcap]

The way Coke is straight and Pepsi is gay is so accurate I can't even explain why

[@BlackenedSalvation]

Virgins: I can't afford soda

[@buffmickeyisbetter]

@@rex22305Sounds pretty virgin to me

[@HauntedFishes]

@@rex22305found the virgin

[@landolonnie8811]

Grapists: takes soda so they don’t die of thirst

[@landolonnie8811]

@@rex22305u virg

[@voidboi4141]

@@landolonnie8811they just steal the soda Also I’m pretty sure you can live both without soda and the analogy we’re using soda for

[@crustywaffle001]

Man just solved it in a minute

[@gaigeyachcik3544]

He somehow answered all my questions about this subject in this short

[@ChidingEnd68]

lmao oh yea, solved, easy

[@Vaorant_dj]

Fr

[@hkluv3rr]

Fr fr

[@askredditstudios8055]

Romans 10:9 because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

[@icejackalgodofmetal14]

The r Kelly one was hilarious 💀

[@raisinbran3736]

The celebs entering the conversation blew it up

[@soulassassin0g]

BDSM would be someone who shakes the bottle before opening it.

[@thazzie7913]

Naw they would chug a whole sprite bottle and not burp for an hour

[@localpossum2690]

BDSM would chug a whole coke and then eat a whole roll of mentos

[@alexiz0013]

Omg, lol.

[@michaelerlanger2797]

That’s masocism

[@karmenrosebush]

@@michaelerlanger2797 exactly. Bdsm

[@dblshotz75]

Incel: Can't get the cap off and gets really angry.

[@fireflymiesumae]

Well said

[@TheRCSoldier]

Lmao accurate

[@TheMorallySuperior]

Nah incels would simp..incels are simps

[@PrincessBlack04]

Then blames others

[@zackbuildit88]

​@@PrincessBlack04 blames the bottling company for being too stingy

[@brook-Allen]

Nah the R Kelly choosing the small one is crazy 💀

[@RandomInternetperson-ov5bb]

Not the mini bottle for R-kelly 💀

[@elduardo2496]

Growing up in Brazil, when we suspected someone was in the closet, we used to say "This coke is Fanta".

[@roseslime713]

What a groovy way to say "this person is fruity"

[@nightrider6243]

Fanta orginaly was a german copy of Coca-Cola

[@nany_quinha]

Brooo my dad still says that sometimes Hes like 65 tho lol

[@mx.n1383]

I will use this now whenever I think someone is in the alfabet mafia :))))

[@tattifatty7421]

That's so cute lol

[@dialecticalcynic1931]

Plot twist: the asexual one is vodka Edit: to everyone in the comments suggesting vinegar, you are absolutely correct. Vinegar is the perfect substitute. Everyone else suggesting alternative drinks, ehh we all have our tastes.

[@francescapatti2934]

No it's vinegar pussy

[@Thesilentmemories]

I "totally" wouldn't drink vodka

[@MeTalkPrettyOneDay]

As an asexual - yes. Yes it is.

[@link_lonk]

@@MeTalkPrettyOneDay WE MUST INVADE DENMARK AND STEAL THEIR VODKA

[@zildiun2327]

Ayy fellow aces!

[@rah-rah-rah-rah]

this has gotta be the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen

[@lilysturniolo]

“I dont give a damn as long as its taste good” I just got called out with bottles of soda… 🤣🤣

[@mnemosftb]

Leo DiCaprio: *drinks 25% of the bottle, throws it away and gets a new one*

[@Getout634]

😭

[@zeroanimation3956]

Nah, he throw the drink until it was 25% left.

[@grimmashley8422]

This deserved to be in the video

[@jadencole8278]

​@@zeroanimation3956 you dont get it do you?

[@anthonyzullo]

Lmfao beautiful

[@saanasalonen8684]

i guess "i dont give a damn as long as it tastes good" is my sexuality from now on.

[@brandonchilvers9856]

Haha 100th like

[@ju87stukadivebomber87]

Nah tho, coke is gay. And many Georgians agree they are racist. Racism ain't ok no Matter who you do it to. Pepsi is better and has mt. Dew, and they're red white and blue. They also once had the world's 7th largest fleet then it was scrapped.

[@SunnyToaster6907]

Same

[@Neilapolitan08]

That's me with basically everything

[@jay-yf8cg]

Same 🤣

[@sierrawolfe-dd4ud]

"I prefer multiple drinks at the same time" "I like coke and Pepsi" ✋🙂‍↕️

[@nicovespruzzi6963]

Second one is not at the same time

[@HoneyShark902]

This is actually like the most accurate explanation i’ve ever seen for sexuality and gender identity. Thanks big dawg.

[@plushtimefoxy]

I sexually identify as “I don’t give a damn as long as it tastes good”

[@apoloblue]

😇 same

[@straw9599]

Same

[@Skysnoot]

Ong

[@-Crystal_Gamer-]

Samee

[@plamenahalacheva4565]

me too

[@Dovahki1n]

Bro just really wanted to call Pepsi drinkers gay.

[@etesseract]

I think this just implies that the viewer is a bottle of pepsi

[@mintymonke]

Ikr

[@notafish794]

​@@etesseractterrible?

[@BlazzyRO]

coca cola is better than pepsi

[@Russian-WarriorYT]

Looks like I am pansexual

[@3amDayDreamer]

The Bill Cosby one is wild af 🤣🤣

[@mabelkoffie7402]

Not the R Kelly 😭

[@WGWP]

Drug dealer: I sell coke

[@Skellie_Jellie]

Well in this metaphor of the video it'll make them a sex trafficker.

[@perofidi1008]

cartel tiktok here

[@cam4636]

their pride flag has a thin white line

[@JustARoamer]

Bill Cosby: I'll take 9!

[@sjenkins91812]

Competing drug dealer: I sell coke in pepsi bottles

[@amelkafiona5305]

bro explained sexualities better than anyone ever did.

[@lolaandluna8387]

It’s not all sexuality’s polysexual and Omnisexual wasn’t mentioned but a lot of them were

[@blood2272]

​@@lolaandluna8387 i prefer to call them mental illness

[@alphabetsoup6837]

​@@lolaandluna8387 I myself am technically poly, but I just say bisexual because it's simpler for people to grasp.

[@Krolic5]

Now wait till he explains the other 139.

[@anthonyhawkins4136]

Because no one gives a fuck

[@Rosebud69]

Not the R Kelly 😂😂

[@Official.US.G0v]

The pan one was too accurate, I like all sodas

[@Rosaffxi]

Demisexuality: I need to read the ingredients label first.

[@Mr.Starpop]

Definitely 😂😂😂

[@andreapalomino3115]

Agree 🤣🤣🤣

[@brandoncollins2096]

Sounds kinda like someone didn't wanna fit into one of the several categories at that point and just wanted to have a name just for themselves?

[@jaxryz_380]

@@brandoncollins2096 elaborate.

[@Mr.Starpop]

@@brandoncollins2096 At this point, there are various sexualities that exist nowadays, it can be difficult but from the way I see it, sometimes doing good things isn't always the easy way.

[@ch3rr13.b0mbb]

“I don’t give a damn as long as it taste good.” Truer words were never spoken.

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

Just say you're gay.

[@williamthomas4769]

​@@dylanmonstrum1538but we pans aren't. 😅 though, sure, you'll have some of us that lean more towards liking the same sex

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

@@williamthomas4769 Don't be cringe. What is a woman?

[@williamthomas4769]

@@dylanmonstrum1538 🤣🤣

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

@@williamthomas4769 Can you tell me what a woman is?

[@user-ry5qs1de4r]

That R Kelly joke though😂😂

[@bevstanx-8840]

This is honestly the best and easiest way to explain it

[@morningstar9849]

Virgins: I've never had a soda before

[@crockowithglocko576]

Wow realistic to me

[@GamerBoy.1761]

Real and facts 💀

[@borednekoguy]

I mean you're not wrong (;-_-)

[@SlimeforJesus]

Oh I'm ace.

[@lmaodogefx]

so does that mean im not a virgin or? and also virgin isn't a sexuality lmao what 😭💀 ive said this too many times, but that's another one of the worst jokes 💀

[@sagely_asmr]

“I don’t give a damn as long as it tastes good.” GOT MEEEE

[@istole.your.toast.]

1k likes but no comments is crazy ( PLEASE dont start a chain.)

[@theoverjoyedkid2632]

1k likes but no comments is crazy ( PLEASE dont start a chain.)

[@rosybunny_love8164]

1k likes but no comments is crazy ( PLEASE dont start a chain.)

[@ashdroidgamer3878]

1k likes but no comments is crazy ( PLEASE dont start a chain.)

[@dogs-arereallycool0222]

L chain

[@BearBeatzu]

Me: “I don’t give a damn as long as it tastes good, but I’m putting it in something else to trip everybody else up haha.”

[@JERBEAR462]

The R Kelly one got me laughing

[@thefluffykirbyprincess6307]

As an asexual who does not like soda, this is hilarious

[@tortis6342]

As a pansexual who hates soda, I’m not sure how to feel

[@abs0lut3_s0lv3r]

I’m aroaceflux so it’s hilarious

[@zombiekilla3386]

Genuine curiosity.what is it like to be an a sexual.

[@conk444]

@@tortis6342 liking soda is a spectrum it’s ok ❤

[@cheese2955]

As an asexual who likes both coke and Pepsi, I am very confused

[@user-eb1bb1de9z]

“I don’t give a damn as long as it tastes good.” 💀

[@PeenguinHut13]

That’s what happens when your a pansexual

[@A-fellow-artist2013]

Yo I thought the same thing 😂

[@ninarosepagaduan5807]

Yeah

[@coolestcap]

its true

[@AcidTasteAmazing]

I am a pansexual (for real not joking) and this is actually how I feel about soda

[@infinityasnad_one1]

bro forgot helicopters 😂

[@spontaneous8348]

Subtle way to insult pepsi lovers 😂

[@someoneelse4671]

"I dont give a damn, as long as it taste good " 💀

[@agent_lol7728]

💀

[@manuzer201]

The best.

[@Noel_Wood]

same

[@LordParrot-]

it's very accurate

[@jessicasargent4317]

Same I’m pan 😅

[@expex3230]

THE IN DENIAL "i only like coke" *drinks pepsi* LMAOOO

[@Dioleate]

this is what people accuse me of being even though i'm actually the guy who likes bbws (the interracial one is also acceptable)

[@No_One_Important]

Thank you for explaining the joke. I'm not being sarcastic, by the way, I genuinely didn't get it.

[@expex3230]

@No_One_Important no problem bud 👍

[@Army_Dog]

​@@DioleateI don't get what those two words mean

[@itsshannonpowell4932]

@@Army_DogBig Black Women

[@scrollingiswhatido0.o845]

I swear I was following, I don’t even know at what point my brain stopped braining💀

[@BrosJustgaming]

The R Kelly one is crazy💀💀💀

[@nalyde4901]

polyamorous is when you put multiple flavors into the same cup at the gas station

[@jamuspham8322]

Lean

[@FindingSerreniti]

The fact that I always mix my drink where ever I can and I’m polyamorous

[@sourwitch2340]

I mean, really, polyamorous is having one or more Coke bottles you like to drink from and/or one or more Pepsi bottles. And continue that for every other brand cause polyamory ain't binary. And then you might drink from multiple at once, or you might drink one of the Pepsis one day, a different Pepsi the next, then a Mountain Dew, and a Coke later.

[@DCsasquatch]

Do people not have a name for when they mix all the drinks at a gas station? It's called a suicide.

[@CRABKID]

nah its called a heart attack

[@acedoomer5244]

5 years ago I couldn't even imagine that Killmonger would tell me about sexualities

[@alexiz0013]

HA 😄

[@WolfyRed]

What’s a Killmonger

[@LadyEowyn]

​@@WolfyRed Michael B Jordan's character in Black Panther.

[@dyastro7479]

THATS WHY HE LOOKED FAMILIAR

[@Mebues]

Wait is he actually the guy who played killmonger?

[@kisanet3162]

I love pan‘s answer 😭😭

[@MissKit-Kat]

"I don't give a damn at long as it tastes good" called me out so hard💀

[@cupid.lxv3]

SAME

[@pineappleman7050]

Same

[@Gorrestujindo]

Same

[@Kai-ji3du]

Yep-

[@CL0UDS2001]

lol same

[@brandonochs1902]

Straight: "I like coke." Gay: "I like coke, and men."

[@BlackBeat578]

I like coke in men

[@thomascarter6510]

nah thats crazy

[@Gameprojordan]

😂😂😂😂

[@mikumartikainen954]

Bro😂

[@MASKredTeer]

Straight : I like coke Gay : I like coc-

[@user-gz2vq1qx2n]

Wait a lil second! R-Kelly one would have a little Pepsi too! 😂

[@DDog001]

I remember watching this over a year ago go but the “I dont give a damn as long as it tastes good” 😂😂

[@mirramig]

Aromantic: I’m not thirsty

[@Surnia.]

That's me

[@cludiix]

👋

[@Dog_In_Disguise]

More like Aromantic; i like water

[@rattous65162]

Why was this so true

[@A_Simp69]

I feel like they would not be thirsty, but just hold onto the bottle

[@gadgets6618]

This was all an elaborate plan to call Pepsi gay ain’t no way 💀

[@osirisgaming_1887]

@djbabyboi yes

[@relicmonkey8364]

@djbabyboi I do????

[@Striker-gz5gu]

​@@relicmonkey8364 reflect on that

[@aadz1230]

​@djbabyboi damn i guess im now gay

[@Bananooey]

​@@relicmonkey8364 well do i have news for you

[@Maybe_Misty]

"I don't give a damn as long as it taste good." Me too bro, me too. 😅

[@meadow6760]

Not gonna lie for a split second I expected the R Kelly one to be like a lemonade juice box or something lmao

[@alexmendez3681]

I thought he was going to shower the bottle on his own. Lemonade is more clever though haha.

[@Vee_453]

Same I thought it would be apple juice lmao

[@therizztitan]

I don't understand who's r kelly and what's this joke about?

[@number1kenyan]

​@@therizztitan r kelly was a former famous rapper (who made the song 'I believe I can fly') but was recently convicted of being a pedophile as he had relationships with 14 and younger girls

[@number1kenyan]

​@@therizztitan the joke is hes going for the smaller soda (representing younger girls) instead of the bigger ones (women)

[@MineZack2]

Bill Clinton: “I did NOT drink that coke.”

[@mh1970]

I did not have sexual relations with that drink

[@DNDSantos]

underrated AF

[@mh1970]

I did not have sexual relations with that drink

[@volentile]

LOL

[@s1mpl3me]

LOL

[@Mong00se-we8us]

Slowly got more unhinged

[@zenflamez9084]

that R Kelly one had me dead bro 💀💀

[@alchemiccolored1907]

as an asexual person who doesnt like soda, i support this message.

[@moonshmallow_w]

Same lol

[@klarafara5722]

Yesss

[@homieg4655]

Rip the blood line 🙏

[@savageace2983]

I an Aroace... I dont drink i eat very water filled foods

[@mr.childs]

Same

[@Mint_Leaf874]

“I don’t give a damn as long as it taste good” GOT ME DYING

[@Karma47227]

Same lolll

[@loxione210]

literally me 😭

[@mariamkakushadze3598]

No cuz samw

[@Moonlit-Demon]

No but this is my sexuality and my drink choice 💀

[@Idkwhattoputhere_-.]

Same

[@julianduque9910]

It teaches better than a half an hour teaching on school💀💜💜💜

[@OfficialKirby]

This implies that Women are Coca Cola and men are Pepsi

[@starstrewnspore]

As an asexual who drinks water out of a wine glass on a regular basis, this video makes far too much sense.

[@jayluvrzx]

half the "asexual" kids I see on the internet aren't even old enough to have sexual intercourse (not accusing or assuming your age in any way just stating a personal fact)

[@someonewithayoutubeaccount6669]

​@@jayluvrzx totally fine. As an ace myself I recommend waiting until puberty to figure it out

[@justradicles4337]

@@jayluvrzx Fair, I assume people might be able to know more accurately as they get older. For some it’s more obvious like for sex-repulsed aces.

[@jayluvrzx]

@@justradicles4337 yes exactly

[@jacksoncaswell2.0]

Bro learned from Jesus

[@dinorando11]

Asexual: I’m not thirsty

[@landolonnie8811]

That would still be gay

[@JarJimairid]

@@landolonnie8811 why?

[@HafidzMurshidie]

Yeah, I think “Not thirsty” would be a more accurate analogy

[@Los_HermanitosCruz]

😂

[@omakhs2952]

@@HafidzMurshidiedepends on if they’re aromantic ig

[@DionsGlasses]

Coke feels like it rots my teeth

[@jamiemedernach6576]

The R kelly and bill cosby had me dying

[@werewolfgang07]

what was the joke for bill cosby

[@jamiemedernach6576]

@@werewolfgang07 because Bill Cosby roofied people

[@AroAcen8997]

Asexual: W. A. T. E. R

[@Gamesgamelan]

Knowing actual asexuals, they'd refuse to drink water at all

[@SpiderSplash_]

I'm aroace too, and I don't like coke or pepsi or any other type of cola! Funny coincidence lol

[@alintje11]

​@@SpiderSplash_same xD

[@SpiderSplash_]

@@alintje11 Ayyyyy!!! Nice! Also, another coincidence is that we're both from Northwestern European countries that begin with the letter 'N' (I'm from Norway).

[@Emppu_T.]

​@Braeyon Jones congratulations

[@Paisleeisreal]

"i dont give a dam as long as it tast good"

[@voices1385]

Taste*

[@youtubeuser6725]

Based

[@filet9622]

yeah, we watched the same video

[@YourDeityAtsuki]

"If it's good, in my stomach it should" -Nakama_Azutsuka

[@LittleAnimebro]

Yah good 👍

[@samredding878]

You heard it here first: gay people like Pepsi.

[@luc1D_N1ghtmar3s]

Blud.. my asexual bestie actually only drinks water💀

[@OrdinarySlime]

Bro Just Called Every Pepsi Drinker Gay In 18 Different Ways 💀

[@slice6298]

I think this has some merit to it All my straight freinds like coke, but I prefer pepsi

[@jamesmonroe1441]

@@slice6298 you gay?

[@slice6298]

@@jamesmonroe1441 perchance

[@pasatebo]

bro i prefer pepsi and also men thats crazy

[@secretsnipers1156]

You’re so dumb he’s not calling them gay he’s explaining sexuality with the drinks

[@user-wd2qs4bx1n]

Finally explained in a way i understand lol

[@_PHOTOSYNTH]

Had me in the first half ngl

[@mischiefotter690]

The fact that this video actually helped my dumbass understand everything

[@muazmohamed6321]

I still barely understand only up to trans then I didn’t understand

[@mischiefotter690]

@@muazmohamed6321 I am now a self proclaimed expert on sexualities thanks to this video. Ask away!

[@midnighthope6029]

​@@muazmohamed6321yeah, the metaphor breaks down a bit when it comes to gender identity, but i might be able to help?

[@stare4539]

yea

[@SonicTheBestHedgehog]

424 like

[@Flame_Berd]

Man indirectly insinuated that Pepsi is gay

[@Sleep539]

He isn’t say that if you drink these drinks then your gay, pans, etc He’s just using them as examples

[@Flame_Berd]

@Sleep539 I apologize I didn't mean he was saying that. Obviously I know what he meant which is the nature of the joke itself

[@slushpuppy3881]

@@Sleep539nah he’s right everyone at this point knows pepsi means ur gay

[@CallMeMitochondria]

​@@slushpuppy3881maybe pepsi is the reason I'm bisexual

[@boneswest]

Pepsi isn’t gay and coke isn’t strait but Pepsi is the same gender as you and coke is the opposite gender as you

[@RandyIsHot]

R Kelly one got me XD