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[@havochellian1248]

Well folks, I’m newly 22 years old, subsisting on grocery store sushi and expired iced lattes, and watching Tumblr memes. This is the life

[@entamology581]

what a coincidence. i'm newly 29 years old, subsisting on store-brand coffee beans and leftover pasta casserole, listening to tumblr memes. this is the good life

[@smoovebcoffee]

Hell yeah!

[@tadeuszabramowicz4953]

Woah, no way dude Im 240 months old, wicked🤙

[@torazely]

I'm 28, subsisting on free food from work and instant ramen, listening to Tumblr memes and emo music.

[@lordjj2549]

slay

[@alexandermacer5226]

"No-one likes cold water", huh? I DO once you have lived through a really hot summer, you will never trust room-temperature water to be refreshing enough

[@Kikkarlin]

Genuinely, sometimes I just can't bring myself to drink room temperature water 😂it just doesn't taste right

[@ChuuniKaede]

room temp water makes me super nauseated while ice cold water is the most refreshing god damn thing on this planet@@Kikkarlin

[@convalaria]

⁠​⁠water that hasnt been in a fridge tastes like plastic or metal

[@NaBa.O3O]

Room temp water is only acceptable if the room has an AC so strong you need winter gear to avoid frostbite.

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

@@NaBa.O3Obu- but what if you turn it off

[@pygmalion0451]

Idk why, but I always expect you to sing "It's a binge compilation" to the tune of "In the arms of an angel"

[@emilysmith2965]

Fly awaaaaaay from heeeeeere

[@technospyform1578]

it's a biiiiiinge cooompilaaaatiooon oookay byeeeeeeeeee~ -i hate that it fits-

[@chronostasisch.7]

@@technospyform1578 that fits WAY too well

[@avalanche1990]

I finally got curious enough to check the JP voice of Althaithem's VA. All I can say is Oh MY GOD. I understand now

[@Rosie-fk1xs]

As someone who religiously buys all the otome games he voices a main character in welcome to the club.

[@DraconicSnom210]

Had to get a hand fan while listening- I get it.

[@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk]

What.

[@canarywithbedhead]

5:32 made me laugh because the only time i’ve ever heard someone refer to smth as a shrimp, it was a friend telling me i had shrimp posture

[@ErekLewandowski]

I can only hear the "you would sully the yolk" bit in Foghorn Leghorn's voice.

[@jessicathenobody]

Especially with the description of the chicken

[@polishfriend]

12:44 literally laughed someone off as a joke and then later on Twitter saw their post saying that their crush laughed at them and said that they're full of shit, my exact words. Yeah its a horrible horrible feeling especially when the person telling you that you're attractive is a 6' tall muscular woman whom I cannot stress it enough is hot

[@klickonthat5244]

Damn, imagine fumbling THIS hard.

[@Ryokuzan]

Liking warm water over cold water is like prefering to pour the milk before cereal. You're just objectively wrong.

[@kaukospots]

probably like lukewarm coca-cola too smh

[@andistansbury4366]

Probably likes crunchy cookies too

[@JasminMiettunen]

ROOM TEMPERATURE IS NOT WARM It's slightly cool compared to your body temperature

[@Ryokuzan]

@@JasminMiettunen Room temperature is warm. Unless it's like in the 60s in your house. 90 degrees is also lower than your body temperature, but it's still hot.

[@tang620]

why am i the previously neglected shelter dog, that post hit me very personally and caused psychic damage

[@sleepydemon516]

I will not get out of your house

[@neccturtle]

*our house

[@cinguloapathy]

@@neccturtlein the middle of your house

[@carolinelabbott2451]

I thought this was Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion.

[@____thecommenter1569]

Never gonna get out of your house Never gonna leave your house Never gonna run out of your house

[@carolinelabbott2451]

​@@____thecommenter1569 Never going to bulldoze down the house and run it down. Not going to burn down the house either.

[@henryrodgers7386]

Had to go to court today, because I'm not really emotionally "normal"... though who is, in this economy? PM is keeping me from having an anxiety attack and EXPLODING like a CELL PHONE in a MICROWAVE. Thank you, O great Internet Man.

[@Nyghtking]

About the Gluttony thing, i'm pretty sure thats because Averice was what it originally was, and I think later on it was split into Greed and Gluttony, in addition from what I understand Gluttony isn't about eating, it's about excessive indulgence or something like that.

[@andistansbury4366]

Gluttony is you have a lot of stuff, but you still use it. Greed is you have a lot of stuff, and you don't do any thing.

[@scarlettarana]

4:37 Wait, is this a legit thing? Is _this_ why I’d gotten lost in the same straight hallway not once, but TWICE in my senior year of high school?

[@Killrbladez]

5:32 With Shrimp power comes Shrimp responsibility.

[@yagirldiana365]

Umm, actually, throwing handaxes uses a Strength modifier for both attack rolls and damage. Source: PHB If a weapon has the thrown property, you can throw the weapon to make a ranged attack. If the weapon is a melee weapon, you use the same ability modifier for that attack roll and damage roll that you would use for a melee attack with the weapon. For example, if you throw a handaxe, you use your Strength, but if you throw a dagger, you can use either your Strength or your Dexterity, since the dagger has the finesse property.

[@iamsushi1056]

cool

[@incrediblyangryskeleton]

Ase

[@Nikanuur]

Umm, actually a ranged attack is Base attack bonus + Dexterity modifier + size modifier + range penalty with a non-splash thrown weapon adding Strength modifier to damage Source: Core Rulebook there are more games than dnd

[@Dumpster_Warlock]

@Nikanuur Umm, actually the dnd analogy was more accurate due to the fact that you are simply using an analogy from Pathfinder, AKA “D&D 3.75e” as it was referred to at it’s creation as an unofficial supplement for D&D 3.5e. If you are going to be rude to someone for using an analogy from one of the most popular ttrpgs, atleast use a ttrpg system that didn’t originate from stated popular ttrpg.

[@dovearchambault9229]

​@Nikanuur Um, actually, a Handaxe would be Ranged(Light), with upgrades, boosts, and setbacks relevant to appropriate skills, talents, maneuvers, cover, and defense! And that system would handle the situation much better.

[@RasmodeusQ]

My monitors are cold... For they have died.... I must john wick whomsteverthefuck killed them.

[@Rae0814]

“Righteous, but pointless anger” is more interesting when you can understand why the character is angry, but anger is pointless because the anger is directed at something that doesn’t deserve it. My favorite example is the Episode ‘Dragon Quest’ from Casper’s Scare School. It’s about Thurdigree Burns, the School’s Science and Chemistry teacher, attacks a Medieval Themed Restaurant because he wants revenge on who he presumes to be Knights because Knights chased his ancestors into near extinction.

[@salemfae]

Lost it at Thurdigree Burns ☠️

[@Rae0814]

@@salemfae it’s supposed to be a play on the words

[@julianneboleyn]

4:40 I was playing Subnautica for a couple hours and when I stood up I was very confused that I was not swimming or driving a submarine.

[@bvthebalkananarchistmapper5642]

5:28 OH MY GOD NO WONDER HE GETS ALL THE GUYS

[@dro5888]

I want it, NOW

[@winnerwannabe9868]

10:00 the genderfluid people hold the power to defeat the homophobes

[@andistansbury4366]

Where are the Gendergaseous people?

[@Shillabritish]

3:40 they lied to me my monitor is cold

[@andistansbury4366]

Is it on?

[@coletheweird9879]

Got jumpscared at 8:38 because today is my birthday Uh, thanks, akilikesbread!

[@andistansbury4366]

He knows. Run.

[@amberorchid05]

I’m so used to reading ND as North Dakota that 4:38 took a second to click. It still kinda works tho? A lot of the state is just flat middle of nowhere…

[@schockocraft4897]

7:13 Why are you buying depression at the soup store?

[@SexyJutsuLover]

Them: She is a witch! She turned me into a newt! Me, removing my fursuit head: A newt?

[@fandomphantom319]

I'm sorry but "Like the stage of grief where you eat nothing but /soup/-" Did you- Did you mean Reth-

[@diamondshard88]

23:09 well sometimes people want their water to taste good. And if you doubt my authority on the matter, I drink water as my main drink and haven't had another drink in well over a month, and around 7 not counting dessert drinks.

[@sagacious03]

Fun video! Thanks for uploading! Looking forward to more like this from you in the near future!

[@MaxiZoda]

Here we are

[@AnimeSunglasses]

5:22 understood, that voice is like a savory meal cooked by a five-star Michelin chef, not at work, but at home for his best friend's birthday...

[@bvthebalkananarchistmapper5642]

23:11 Because it makes my tongue and cheeks and... basically everything except the teeth feel nice and cold after hours of drowning in my warm saliva.

[@aceanimations3214]

Yes

[@AiLoveAidoru]

I can't believe PM Seymour just took Sucrose's soul! Just like that!

[@stevemeisky8409]

I pick voices for my characters by assigning them specific voice actors whose work I'm familiar with. It's the only way to get it to work.

[@aceanimations3214]

This bait? Who tf want room temperature water, I drink water to be refreshed, not to suffer.

[@Tzgrey77]

When you haven't watched PM Seymour in like 3 months and you have *ALOT* of Bingeing to do!

[@andrewhaupt7695]

No, I will not get out of your house. I live here now.

[@Guythatexistsiguess]

6:55 this is literally me because I’m an extrovert most of the time, but before being one I must be deliberately invited to an activity.

[@characookie241]

Vampire

[@elitaylor146]

10:18 ah yes, PM Saymour

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

12:47 that’s the feeling of being valued 😅

[@Unikay]

I been waiting for this

[@Hario338]

love the white boxes

[@australianandnewzealandfac9637]

i got so excited to watch this that i forgot i was making something till i looked over and saw my cup sitting there and now cold

[@genie0561]

Oh my god i have a character that i realized while reading incorrect quotes aloud sound like JECKA FROM CLASS OF 09 (bc some characters do have a different tone/pitch i use to base off of them)

[@shadowdroid776]

*I deman a petition to retroactively call all creepypastas as fettuccine afraido! It's too good!*

[@JustALittleGhostOfHallownest]

Perilous penne

[@SCP-173-The-Sculpture]

17:03 Translation FIHVLJ = ? OHGF = omg MUT = my PADWES = paws DARGFE = are JNLOHT = not THOLO = that BLIJHGV = big So the full thing is "omg my paws are not that big" If you know what the first word is please let me know

[@andistansbury4366]

With my vast knowledge, I think it is "Fuck"

[@margaretconnor5623]

If the water isn't ice cold then I'M JUST STILL THIRSTY. I need it to be arctic cold or else my throat is still so dry!

[@BGDMusic]

14:12 amendment: minimum wage becomes 4 dollars

[@hamby2232]

10:16 WAIT NO PATRICK M. SAY MORE!

[@ashweston1828]

7:08 ah yes the stages of grief. There's the denial stage and the anger stage. Then there's the lava stage, the water stage, the sewer level, the poisonous swamp, the cart racing minigame, and acceptance.

[@dark_and_wholesome]

15:19 hey that post was posted on my birthday :]

[@pedroferraz6244]

somethin in my brain activate at 5:25 . I don't know how to react

[@Not_ACow]

10:20 This is just the plot of MASHLE

[@generally.broken]

I AM HERE ON TIIIIME!

[@ragg232]

Now I’m wondering who was the yahoo that started a trend of giving Australian lungfish as presents. Like seriously.

[@93DavidJ]

BINGE

[@kyze8284]

I did actually see a barista tip menu that had 4 options. 10%, 20%, 50%, and 75% The tip one is no longer becoming a joke

[@destinee6590]

Scrambled eggs are inedible without ketchup

[@goodwife6284]

14:41 Thank You! (I have had several breakdowns due to my brain being bad at handling lots of loud noise, like that in a loud classroom. Loud Talking especially is just unbearable)

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

i like to imagine all the big tumblr reader videos share a group chat

[@paynemabry1917]

near eighteen minutes while typing but i rubbed my nose so hard my headphones fell off

[@mikakestudios5891]

1:53 THE (Forest Wife) FORESTWIFE Book by Theresa Tomlinson slaps okay?

[@DJacoby-zc1ys]

I feel that tumblr is just a physical manifestation of my thoughts

[@aroyaki]

10:00 Why, hello! Pleasure to meet you!! My name is Aroyaki........ WHAT AM I?!!

[@ratchet1271]

I read a YA trilogy that had none of those words in any of the titles. Prince/King/Emperor of Thorns.

[@pyroticblaziken]

It is pronounced "gif" (with a y where the g is)

[@Scev]

I don't like gou

[@panainpublic]

10:12 magnus archives reference (...my defense is at 1:00)

[@davidmartin5483]

P.M. Seymour = Podcaster Mememan Seymour

[@godiloveyttd]

bbiiinnnnggeeee

[@neccturtle]

Commmmpilatttionnn

[@Scev]

:D

[@ssjbread2803]

NGL when he said Hercule I immediately thought of Mr. Satan from dragon ball

[@aufishsd1445]

26:50 is basically just me whenever I see Sonic shipped with anyone. Even if it's well done, it just clashes so much with how he works in my head that it always feels wrong, no matter how good it is.

[@endrenawhite]

Why tf you have to call me out like that "The stage of grief where you eat nothing but soup"

[@leafyztar]

Being able to change the like counter from 2k to 2.1k is too much power for me to hold

[@LuckyOwI777]

pancakes or waffles?

[@carolinelabbott2451]

Pancakes and crumpets.

[@Momentofbruh]

Oh so you hate waffles?

[@carolinelabbott2451]

​​@@Momentofbruh I am ambiguous about waffles. Willing to still try a waffle, but so far they have all been rather blah. I most likely need to visit America to find a good waffle.

[@Momentofbruh]

I Make a reference to a dumb joke and get hit by some Shakespearean poem, huh.

[@carolinelabbott2451]

@@Momentofbruh Talkie Toaster. Oh I knew, but felt a little mischievous. 😊

[@skyfire4594]

7:29 Spamton.

[@tumbledweller7133]

goated

[@kutiethekat]

26:46 This is when I try to see canon Pico's School LCA (I'm currently rewriting it solely to make Cassandra more evil)

[@keorishalashaka2064]

Unfortunately for me,Japanese Alhaitham isn’t the same(It’s nice though).But that’s probably because Alhaitham is my main and I’m used to his sarcasm in English. I do however like the sound of Yunjin singing in Mandarin though.It’s oddly peaceful and very different from her voice in English.

[@keorishalashaka2064]

I’m taking Mandarin and your pronounciation of Shiniuizhai sounds really good.(I think the niu might be pronounced Nyo though,But I’m not 100% sure.)

[@ianweckhorst3200]

23:07 me when not only do I prefer cold water to drink, but also washes my hands with cold water (no I don’t shower cold I’m not that insane)

[@trainboi777yall6]

So I checked the one about the guy asking for the notes, yeah he got way past it

[@titaniumvulpes]

9:51 Did this to my sister and now they're nonbinary

[@zacki102]

Being old isn't about age it's about how much of a heck you are.

[@zacki102]

are you 19 and already think dancing is stupid and completely pointless? Old. Older than the sun. You are older than sharks.

[@matthewyeldig4608]

22:17 *...FUCK, HE'S RIGHT. I DON'T EVEN PLAY GENSHIN, AND I KNOW HE'S RIGHT!*

[@IrregularityRowan]

23:28 Toodles sucker XD

[@Hawkeyes31196]

4:27 the only thing that should happen is everything remains the same, but you removed all the aspecstos and lead paint

[@WorldWeave]

16:18 all of the above…but mostly the last two

[@Red-Apple4]

Patrick Saymore

[@CorruptedSystem32]

2:13 it's pronounced... Yif

[@Folly_Hubris]

I like the cold watr

[@KaBoom-i2l]

12:40 WELL I WILL NEVER FEEL THAT HAH SUCK IT!

[@TR1CK]

2:15 the 3rd one was meant to be yif I'm pretty sure

[@CarRadio572]

Ok so if Exercise is like black magic how would you describe a status condition that makes it way harder to do and therefore harder to get stronger? I used to use exercise to cope with stress but my back failed and now I have chronic pain that gets worse the more I move. Having a fantasy style analogy would be nice.

[@onbekend1631]

yay! just in time for dinner!

[@smolsnom]

What if in all reality gif is actually pronounced “HEEF?” What would we do then?

[@jessicathenobody]

I literally needed a second 😂

[@bluelfsuma]

1:54 Jokes on you, mo'fo. I reread the book. And it is still good as hell. YOU may have had terrible taste in books, but I was a smart child! Unfortunately, that means I am a dumb adult.

[@MynameisnotGraey]

5:29 I have never been so sure I’m aroace, thanks

[@Atoll-ok1zm]

That bit about the book...yeah. I kinda rewatched the guardians of gahoole movie the other day. Its not great. Its extremely not great. Same goes for basically any hunger-games-like except for the hunger games. Those are still really fuckin good. Like I remember one book the main character had the alias "day" and his real name was "daniel altan wing" and it pissed me off to no end cause it should have been "ying" or something so it made day an acronym. And that alone pissed me off so much I couldn't finish the book. Like imagine having your initials be D.A.Y. that's badass.

[@UrWeirdCoreNeighbor]

10:14 Wait...Wait... P-PM... Check ur Tumbler username again

[@jaredkennedy6576]

20:20 Have you been spying on me?

[@pengine6096]

I misread the intro card and was like "woah the death penalty is already bad that seems excessive" until I realized it was (verb) (noun) and not (verb) (adjective) (noun)

[@CHILLIN2540]

23:09 Cold does not means it has icicles in it what do you mean it hurts your teeth?