Every. Shower Thought. Ever. (to date) | [Mega Binge Compilation]

[@vaporizedhollow98]

“This blows”, and “this sucks”, are the opposite and identical at the same time.

[@xxxnay8132]

Vaporized Hollow bruh

[@randomduck4204]

BRUHHHHH

[@stitch_playz9710]

*[This can be both a dirty joke, and not.]*

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

...

[@CriticalCallum]

I was today years old when I found this out

[@deleted6335]

"Never laugh at your partner's choices. You are one of them." Me, laughing at myself.

[@i_am_sketchy]

Hahaha!! I actually laughed perry hard at this.

[@frickfrack7075]

@@i_am_sketchy I laughed Perry hard too lmao just messin 💁‍♀️

[@HTFFanOfFlaky]

(Laughs in asexual)

[@doggoadexx2680]

@@HTFFanOfFlaky (Laughs in Single)

[@Tommy-421]

(Laughs in dating two ppl)

[@Amalgam-01]

This is no longer shower thoughts... This is heavy rainfall toughts.

[@Xinoz2]

'tis monsoon season.

[@numbuh1507]

Coincidentally, it is raining here on Brazil right now.

[@lillithyukiutacrow2532]

@@numbuh1507 so you could probably swim to you nabour right now??

[@suprstaarzz]

It's flood thoughts

[@dylansickinger545]

Mafia Cat No. This is heavy rainfall existential crises.

[@hanaeve__]

Ya’ll fingers are getting wrinkly, get out of the shower.

[@connornorlin]

How we adapt by having more grip

[@Theoncestsystem]

Ugh, my hands felt this comment :(

[@rockwoodzapper]

Man, that's a long time to be in the shower.

[@trophy3729]

Thats my average time tho

[@trophy3729]

just got out and my point still stands

[@venbo]

my average time is 2.5 hours tho...

[@potterpusheenandcompany9811]

You leave once the water gets cold If it gets cold suffer for a bit

[@nest1712]

you stole that

[@welplookatthatitsausername6736]

shower thought: if water tastes like nothing, then it tastes like something, nothing.

[@stoneracing1778]

@paper tastes like cardboard Nothing tastes like what your elbow tastes

[@meat_doughnuts3457]

paper tastes like cardboard or maybe nothing tastes like cardboard

[@DemonicEngineer]

Really cold water tastes like metal. And so does blood.

[@unrelatedclown]

@@DemonicEngineer my blood tastes sweet

[@firstnamelastname3201]

@@stoneracing1778 I'm such an idiot I tried to lick my elbow.

[@flightarrowbear]

Dude get out of the shower, you just wasting water at this point.

[@ItsEarthli]

Flight Arrowbear yeah ik he’s been in the shower for ONE HOUR

[@flightarrowbear]

Earthdog360 almost 2 hours. And I thought I took a long time in the shower lol

[@ItsEarthli]

Flight Arrowbear same

[@evanshelton6808]

Noice

[@anthonyserna317]

*369 comments*

[@TobyCreates]

Shower thought: *when we live on mars, parents will have to explain to their children what earth was*

[@sergiorubens8475]

Oh my god you are right

[@cageyfeck7084]

Wow

[@jude4400]

not a shower thought but true

[@datguymiller]

4:45 there is a reason! Sneezing was originally thought of as expelling deamons from the body so we said "bless you" Since some people don't understand, before we knew about how disease worked and long before the black plague people said bless you to a sneeze because it was thought to be your body expelling demons and saying "bless you" would prevent them from returning. Religion was around long before any understanding of disease

[@mythmakroxymore1670]

DatGuy Miller yup!

[@charlene9896]

I thought it was because your heart stopped every time you sneeze and people were scared it wouldn't start again

[@datguymiller]

@@charlene9896 no it's cuz satan

[@landonclance1425]

Demons*

[@cpoli005]

@@datguymiller accualy it's because of the black plauge 🤗

[@jenbee8669]

“Mint is just cold spicy” I’m speechless

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

Watch this whole video and your mind will be so clean it reboots

[@mgrambusch2949]

YOU HAVE THE SAME PROFILE PIC THAT I USED TO HAVE

[@kirbysthiccthighs]

I LOVE YOUR NAME-

[@wizardthecat9808]

Mushrooms will do this much more reliably

[@KaiLally9009]

House Cat wait-

[@begga7173]

DEku

[@mackenzie7144]

Cheese out here acting like it isn't a loaf of milk

[@deleted6335]

Please. . .what possessed you to share this strangely true and mindbending information?

[@cdragon7583]

What can I say except delete this?

[@catqueen5423]

This made my year. Thank you

[@HTFFanOfFlaky]

Its butter actually. Cheese is a milk photo

[@avery1093]

I don't think my brain can take this many random and occasionally scary facts at once.

[@icyhot5409]

Me neither (Also I see you have a Sanders Sides profile picture)

[@Snowkit1000]

IcyHot I also saw that and excitedly squealed a fander ages ago

[@brycenmayer7686]

*Fellow Fanders!!*

[@ms0_u]

Why is my brain heating up Guys help theres smoke

[@nneptunium]

@@icyhot5409 ​ @Teena Verrall f a n d e r s r i s e u p

[@bankai416]

1:18 "your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed potatoes" me: *CHALLANGE ACCEPTED*

[@pyrobeast_jack]

The shinigami don’t tell me you did what I think you did.

[@moxy8140]

Oh no he's to powerful

[@thescottishgiant855]

Are you still aligned

[@thescottishgiant855]

Alive*

[@EranRaye]

@@thescottishgiant855 certainly not aligned anymore

[@charlie-km2sk]

At this point, your house is flooded.

[@welplookatthatitsausername6736]

shower thought: if somebody just randomly came up to you and said these, you would think their crazy, but if you watch a recording of some random stranger you're never going to meet saying them, their normal.

[@tucalyrics8761]

Well you would think the person coming up to you and saying that is crazy because you are wondering why they would waste their precious time explaining that much and they will get nothing out of it, it's considered weird or irregular to do that nowadays, and watching this video is normal because we know that he made it for entertainment purposes. Although this video is kind of long.... but that makes me wonder there are videos on youtube that people think the youtuber is crazy, hmmm...

[@dawndoesart]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea!? GARY THE SEA SNAIL What? No it's- wait... oh... ok... that is acceptable... ok...

[@athorashadow]

Yes

[@aether610]

"Every disaster movie starts with everyone ignoring a scientist." Well, 2020 just made those movies accurate

[@jellycat15]

The kind of content we don't want but all need. That's a hella long shower.

[@ghoulbabi6784]

Matthew Koller SAMEE

[@catlover9593]

we need a update whos with me

[@dream_walker9726]

That’s just a regular length shower wdym

[@x.ash_22.x]

20:13 “Someday, someone will be the last person to ever think about you, and you will ultimately cease to exist.” That one hurt more than it should have-

[@BrokenRazorButterfly]

It can hurt you if you feel people thinking of you is important I feel it comforting as it also means everything you did is also forgotten, every embarassing or stupid mistake? Gone

[@HTFFanOfFlaky]

@@BrokenRazorButterfly people forget everything except the mistakes. Then they invent new ones and claim you made those. This is because people dont want to remember people. They want an excuse to believe they are better. But they arent. There are no good people

[@emilyrattini8462]

That one's been haunting my "staring at the stars" moments. I've had the thought that in 150 years, nobody will know I ever existed. Going outside the solar system, it won't matter if we and all of humanity live or die. We are utterly insignificant in the grand scheme of things.

[@HewhoTalkswithTics]

I get the feeling the Late Night Mega Binge might potentially break him…

[@canine8284]

or his computer

[@empoweredbard7078]

It luckily didnt

[@edinmartinovic267]

@@canine8284q🥺🥺🥺

[@edinmartinovic267]

I love how i wrote all these lovely comments while asleep. And the worse thing is that i wouldn't even notice it if someone didn't like my comment...

[@breadlord6698]

Bwbebebebee

[@whanos8471]

KZbin recommendations: EVERY SHOWER THOUGHT EVER. People who watch Cowbelly: Ah shit, here we go again

[@indecisive_v]

I know from experience that being in the shower for this long will definitely make you run out of hot water.

[@Pheatan]

"Laughs in gas heater"

[@betheyAnn27]

I was only in for 20 minutes and ran out hot water

[@corbinwebb3760]

I was in for 10

[@theaxbowlotl]

(Walks out of shower) good thing its raining(proceeds to walk outside naked

[@jesusloveskb]

Frick u cold is better

[@Spherey]

Can somebody find one that says "Crying is just peeing, but from your eyes"

[@yamahoestella3118]

^ Found one.

[@denkikaminari6760]

Lmao

[@HTFFanOfFlaky]

Technically crying is applying ointment. SWEATING is peeing

[@RayesReflections]

Oh, I lick my tears....

[@allenbeaulieu7077]

@@RayesReflections uhh…

[@suprstaarzz]

Shower thought They say that money doesn't grow on trees, but if money is paper, then it does.

[@camchc5563]

Money isn’t made of paper it’s made of cotton and other materials

[@tucalyrics8761]

@@camchc5563 It is also made with paper...

[@DepFromDiscord]

@@tucalyrics8761 not in the USA.

[@tucalyrics8761]

@@DepFromDiscord Well most money is made with paper, not all, srry lol. Also Majick Starchild said IF money is paper, not that money IS paper

[@ksj2936]

I thought it was made from cotton or something

[@cdragon7583]

If you die a kid, you’ve been a kid your whole life. You start dying as soon as you’re born. Everyone’s had the pain of that ripped nail catch on something. Most of the memes say the person making the meme is depressed. That’s why they’re on the internet at all. Edit: Aquamarine= water water Edit 2: btw, if any of these are later, I haven’t seen them yet and thought of them on my own.

[@HTFFanOfFlaky]

Actually you are not dying when born. Dying is when your organs are failing or shutting down. You are wrong. Leave

[@octosimp1717]

@@HTFFanOfFlaky dying is the state of getting closer to death, the only way to avoid being born a dying person is to die before you are born

[@taggywag3903]

SAND IS JUST RAW GLASS

[@aharrypotterfan5951]

TheAnimationGamers than if glass is cooked sand and you can eat sand then can’t you eat glass

[@agoraphobianothinghere3799]

*Stop, you're violating the law*

[@cavenoises3891]

@@aharrypotterfan5951 eating glass just to stay pure

[@charlieg3674]

HOW DARE YOU BE RIGHT

[@wil.makesmusic]

@@aharrypotterfan5951 crunchy.

[@xXLightvsDeathXx]

The best thing I love about this is that it's a compilation that's not edited, so each little compilation is only a few minutes long which makes up another compilation altogether that's a few hours long. This is definitely the best video for people that overanalyze everything

[@skizbees]

Is this technically a movie length feature, Dormammu? *snap*

[@wouldntyouliketoknowweathe9145]

I’ve come to bargain.

[@LocalAceAJ]

“‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, but ‘YEET’ is for distance.” So, can I say “KOBEET” (“Koyeet”?) for both accuracy and distance?

[@k____8637]

You should probably just say “Look at Curry man...”

[@purpleshep7439]

He’s too dangerous to be left alive

[@loki_the_wicker]

Didn't age well, did it?

[@someoneidk308]

For neither, I use "yoink!" Chucking something in no particular direction and not really for distance either? That's a yoink.

[@karuiGaming]

Liking just for the sheer ambition of compiling all of those Shower Thoughts

[@Pinxy_P]

If someone with asthma ever asks me why I'm so depressed I would simply reply with, "I would ask why you have asthma when there's so much air, but there's just as much air pollution." Bam, now they have an answer.

[@ashieda1849]

Now we should call thighs “foreshadowing”

[@kittyplayz1480]

FAM

[@mythmakroxymore1670]

Wrong video but yes. :-)

[@mordi9286]

I don't get it

[@snackman3128]

@@mordi9286 wait i meant. to this. LOL

[@kodiozii9994]

With the whole cats and keys thing, it’s because cats see their loved ones doing something and copy you, sometimes wanting to feel included

[@amgoose1795]

Mind.Blown.And I haven’t even watched it yet.

[@hihowareyou8473]

Going to sleep and never waking up is like a dramatic cliffhanger at the end of your favorite movie

[@elijahlittle3642]

*starts the video* “I’m gonna have a great time” *sees the end time stamp* ... why? Edit: 4:21 basically how I see political ads/debates every now and then

[@Ame865]

Me: watches the whole 1 hour and 47 minutes of this video Also me: only remembers 5 or 6 shower thoughts

[@eastoncreger4279]

Same bro

[@MissJazz004]

My brain cannot take all these thoughts. I'm not smart enough...

[@Maatkara1000]

"Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades". And then there are college students, who are terrified of both

[@mythmakroxymore1670]

“Someday someone will be the last person to think about you and you will ultimately cease to exist.” Not true. There are always people thinking about people in the past, just as archeologists do. They just can’t remember the specific details.

[@arizenstudio1729]

But fact is someone someday will probably think about YOU for the last time

[@RandomPerson-hv6ss]

Well, humanity won't exist forever anyway, so eventually this will be true.

[@nicholashernandez4611]

You, personally, might end up with a day where people will stop thinking about you at all. That is when you cease to exist. Historically important people might be remembered far into the future, but the vast majority of people are just along for the ride. No one thinks of Tutankhamen’s third chambermaid at all, or if he even had one. She no longer exists. It’s a hard truth, but many of us will cease to exist in any capacity far before humanity takes its final breath. That will also end our existence as well, for no one will be around to care.

[@HTFFanOfFlaky]

But not you specifically. You are wrong. Leave

[@octosimp1717]

@Hunter Hare this guy has a plan that they just need to put into action

[@ghoulunathics]

listening to this eyes closed for a while makes it sound like i'm having a schizophrenic voice in my head with obsession on tumblr

[@dariusfelezeu6387]

Pat is really out here doing god’s work

[@smileydream.4033]

You’re actually right in the beginning, I do sleep to these. Your calming voice helps too

[@suprstaarzz]

Shower thought If you don't eat anything on thanksgiving day to save up room for dinner, you're really just saving up room for breakfast.

[@Bluehousesys]

My usual shower thoughts besides crippling memories of work regrets are "We can trick our brain. . . but, we are our brain. . ." and "We are just a bean-shaped ball of mass" and "We are self-puppeteers. . ."

[@thatblooguy]

SEYMOUR, NO! YOU'RE GONNA DROWN US ALL IN THIS SHOWER WATER!

[@samfitz5416]

It seemed as though there was a progression of you getting more and more confident with each clip. It was honestly really cool to listen to.

[@zydec7144]

Pat is an amazing human. He does such amazing content and has such a calming voice for this. I watched Aphmau when I was younger and subsequently found him. Pat, doubt you'll see this, but thank you for all you do lovely 💜

[@hermionegranger5579]

"If I die a virgin I'll be the first person in my family to do so" At least I'll be accomplishing something in my life

[@breadlord6698]

You'll be the first, and _last._

[@LauraLowe]

And I just got out of the shower. Amazing.

[@uwuuwu5326]

just finished this yay i listened to this while washing the dishes, getting into the shower, showering, getting dressed

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

0 views, 19 likes, 0 dislikes perfectly balanced as all things should be.

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

33:28 blasphemy! there was no pineapple on that pizza.

[@laughoutloud7840]

Lucifer S. Morningstar good

[@Shad0wCatNat]

I made your comment at 100 likes so it can be perfectly balenced too 🙂

[@dehydratedchickennugget2197]

Did I seriously just finish watching this whole video... it’s one in the morning and i just spent an hour and 47 minutes watching shower thoughts.

[@megy570]

I’m about to go in the shower, so this seemed the most appropriate.

[@octosimp1717]

Have you taken a shower yet?

[@_Remi_The_Rat_]

At this point I'm only 20 minutes in and my brain is struggling to process this.

[@rynwright3490]

People who say YOLO can never be 100% sure that what they have stated is true until they die And we say "cleanse your mind with shower thoughts" yet reading all these fills our minds more than it cleanses them

[@kaejamieson1458]

the "congrats listener, yo mama's a location" really caught me off guard.

[@suprstaarzz]

My goal is to now listen to all of this as soon as possible. I'm gonna be a couch potato for almost 2 hours

[@sander303]

I swear to god i'm hearing a faint Kazoo in the background.

[@mayak968]

SAME

[@frickfrack7075]

It's someone scatting in the background lol

[@dawndoesart]

17:36 I guess you could say the Sun is the STAR of every movie

[@Pheatan]

Not in movies set at night, such as die hard, or the warriors

[@jacksonwaldon]

“Jeopardy would be more fun to watch if the contestants talked shit about each others’ incorrect answers” I nearly died of laughter 🤣

[@lucybrimstone3193]

I leave my fully charged phone on the charger because I stay in bed even though I’m awake.

[@labviruz9771]

Ur voice put me to sleep two nights in a row(this may be the third one) after i decided to finish this video without sleeping

[@grimmstitches503]

That’s a lot of thoughts...

[@missionsquirrel]

I had a bath, did my hair and makeup and got where I needed to be with this video. Thanks for the compilation 😁

[@Kaylss1007]

The longest vid I've seen but loves it so much thank u so much pat for this

[@josukehigashikata5598]

This is 1 hour, 47 minutes, & 47 seconds of true wisdom

[@techno3900]

11:31 There is one month left of the 2010s

[@kittyplayz1480]

SCHIST

[@azulizachan7595]

JESUS FREAKING CHRI-

[@kittyplayz1480]

@@Mr_Snek 2 hrs 20 min for me

[@dehydratedchickennugget2197]

2010s is completely gone😭

[@techno3900]

Bejebus *achievement get!! How did we get here?*

[@dan5609]

This compilation just whelms me. Not over or under, just right there in the middle.

[@michealoffor6406]

I showered in this for so long I used up all the hot water...

[@mythmakroxymore1670]

Michael Offor whoops

[@camdensnyder8894]

I fell asleep while listening to this, and I partially woke up just long enough to hear "fist bumps are more hygienic than handshakes" (or whatever it was. I was half asleep, give me a break), think "yeah, we went over this forever ago" and fall immediately back to sleep.

[@camdensnyder8894]

By the time I woke up again, the video was over and it was 3 a.m.

[@amalgamatedarts9030]

Make me happy my thought hurts, got my tonsils removed

[@horriblekellible]

...what?

[@horriblekellible]

@@iogdavhd4icafhvnonsense540 ooooohh... I see, that would make sense 😅

[@Bug-Intercourser]

your voice is hella soothing, I do in fact sleep to these videos

[@seanmcfadden3712]

This video : turns up in my inbox. Me : It's time to binge your mind with these shoowa thoots.

[@catqueen5423]

The sound of kazoo and random mumbling in the background pretty accurately sums up the entire video.

[@ataino]

13:22 that's the sans dilemma

[@pietastix]

"The sans delimma" *lmfaooo*

[@Turtle-Melon]

Charisma is the best stat in DnD if you're creative enough

[@TheKingOfSoup]

finally, a video expressing the amount of time im in the shower

[@octosimp1717]

@@druid_zephyrus do you eat in the shower

[@Fandom1324]

Im listening to this at 1AM while playing minecraft and I am so god. damn. EUPHORIC. right now.

[@fantasyseeker4611]

Happy Thanksgiving P.M. Hope your turkey is good and your day is full of fun.

[@frickfrack7075]

Our lovely narrator slowly losing his mind for 1hr 47m 47 seconds lmao

[@Shadowcat107]

yeah I’m gonna hear your voice for an hour 💗😄

[@jesusloveskb]

Simp

[@guilaa687]

Im watching 10 mins a day because i need to set a specific time for P.M because hes just too special and amazing 😉

[@TheIcyPlumbob]

I refuse to listen to your warnings! I will dig out my bluetooth speaker and blast shower thoughts while I'm in the shower!

[@pocket3216]

How did that go

[@zgdx_smiliing]

Here I come once again, listening to PMs voice at 2am until I fall asleep

[@QueerlySpoken]

This is now not shower thoughts this is but a rainforest of thoughts

[@cheytec9089]

This is a goldmine for the analytical. I was going to go to school today but now I have more important things to do.

[@jacoblarson4534]

This has been shower thoughts, welcome to showers thoughts. I die each time

[@squishydancycat]

what i find most funny about this is that as i listened to this, you kept setting off my corenta as i played the sims, never had it been harder or funnier to build a house

[@frickfrack7075]

39:33 nothing in particular, just needed to hold my place while I start my shower. Like, literally, a real shower lol

[@pplaguerat9229]

Yes I am listening to this while going to sleep. Goodnight yall

[@jazmin7640]

This isn't shower thoughts, this is heavy rainfall thoughts

[@skyunlimited5561]

SMH people always copying each other

[@suprstaarzz]

it's flood thoughts

[@ZappyRXQ]

ah yes. i love listening to 1 hour 47 minutes of shower thoughts at night

[@404voif]

"Maybe people sleep to these?" Me, about to put my phone on the charger for the night: uh nO

[@CharlesDaKing]

I have ascended to a higher plane of consciousness after watching this video

[@infinitycuube]

thunderstorm thoughts

[@suprstaarzz]

Flood thoughts

[@endless-ty]

“ the only thing that we learn in math is that there really is an online calculator for everything...” I felt that.

[@Alernategem]

“Music is to decorate time” fook off it’s to decorate sound ya git

[@GrifoStelle]

For about 4 minutes at a time

[@monee_kk5346]

thats exactly what i that

[@coarse.bandHTX]

No music IS the sound

[@honeybee203]

I thought I had a stroke for a sec💀

[@yamahoestella3118]

Its technically to decorate air, right?

[@ninersfan2112]

the thing is once you ask one of these questions to ur friend or something they actually explain it very well