"The Forbidden One" | Late Night Tumblr Posts

[@iwillfroget]

"If she breathes, she's a square!" - John Mulaney, Probably

[@forceton]

Not gonna lie, definitely imagine him saying it

[@BingQilin]

"ALL WOMEN ARE GROOVY!" "IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A SQUAAAAAAARE!"

[@goddesszel2746]

when i heard him say this my brain stop work for a couple seconds then start to laugh.

[@kindasleepi]

Incorrect quote?

[@daydreams-of-death]

@@kindasleepi it's so him it can't even *be* an incorrect quote

[@bluemoonhub]

If there will ever be a show called Ancient Shitposting, I'll have a reason to either: 1. Stay up late 2. Be late to school 3. Not clean my room

[@Blossemfall]

4. All of these above

[@frenchiestfry3183]

Let's make it a thing. Let's go XD

[@elizabethbeverley4030]

I would totally watch that

[@kingsempire4270]

Welcome to quarantine, my friends

[@chromatic_fate7114]

@@kingsempire4270 indeed

[@friendlycryptid6797]

After eating the forbidden grilled cheese you hear a voice: *"Hey you. You're finally awake."*

[@catcactus1234]

The last thing you hear before death

[@madladhunter4749]

You have yourself 69 likes.

[@jacks3473]

Dammit, now I have to make an entire damn story because of my writer brain not being able to just leave things alone

[@demonfoxfilms3570]

@@jacks3473 me whenever I draw anything.

[@schwammi]

I'm proud to say I was the 666th like. You're welcome 😌

[@ichusagi]

High class gremlin energy is the only energy you need.

[@kindakyana2372]

Preach

[@jesseNOTPINKMAN]

*yes*

[@bap3227]

and the forbidden grilled cheese

[@kindakyana2372]

@@bap3227 _especially_ that

[@elainad6728]

High class gremlin energy sounds like an energy drink name

[@alphaareus]

:looks at packet of salt and vinegar chips: mmmm yes pain snacks

[@tourmelion9221]

Darknesses favourite snack Theres a 30%chance you will get that reference

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

Ah yes. Enslaved hell.

[@cipherr26]

my favorite flavor is *[PAIN]*

[@electrophoenix7977]

I need those in my life

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

*Insert Bipper quote here*

[@wolfsong9134]

"If she breathes she's a square" is my new favorite phrase.

[@nylist5762]

All women are circles!

[@hummushummus438]

Begone, harlot

[@thornlilyn6888]

Frick I must be a circle because I don't breath I WHEEZE

[@alecdickens1042]

"IF SHE *BREATHES* -" (lightsaber noise) "-SHE'S A *SQUAAAAAARE* !"

[@magatsuno-imouto7661]

"ALL LADIES..." *DRAWS SWORD* "ARE QUEENS!" "IF SHE BREATHS..." *BRANDUSHES SWORD WITH A SPARKLE* "SHE'S A *SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!*"

[@meking1808]

*IFETH SHE BREATHETH SHE A SQUARETH*

[@bekima4429]

how about "ALL LADIES ARE RAD!!!"

[@rosegaster9826]

@Tyrel Hansen this one. I like this one.

[@gamech2008]

@@bekima4429 THAT'S RAD!

[@ares7625]

4:03 Bethoveen wrote a piece called "rage over a lost penny" One of the stories of how Fur Elise was made, it had Bethoveen liking this one woman. She was not very good at the piano so Bethoveen made a piece for her that was easy. He then found out that the woman has a fiance, out of anger, he made the rest of the piece very hard.

[@plebulus]

Lawful evil

[@floricel_112]

I thought the story went that that woman asked Bethoveen for a piece to play her boyfriend, so he made it easy for her, but then once he found out she was cheating on her fiancee with him, he made the rest of the piece harder

[@Themuscatgirl]

....dare I say a simp?

[@ares7625]

floricel_112 I did hear that the story had many versions because it happened a long time ago

[@ares7625]

Karishma Bilimoria ....maybe?

[@icybeverage9276]

...Don't eat that seymour-- don't eat that--

[@ChronoMoth]

you cannot tell the lord what he can and cannot eat

[@Syndicate.Harbor]

Too late....

[@edsweet2858]

Yes eat that seymor

[@wetsocks347]

Don't oppress the voice of the people! Eat the forbidden grilled cheese! Gain its knowledge and possibly deadly diseases! Edit: Hey, covid time here. remember when I said to eat it?

[@icybeverage9276]

@@wetsocks347 voice of the people: oppressed

[@raefrater4172]

You forgot the "ancient cheese with a deadly disease" chant, that would've been fun😂

[@savethebees2574]

a n c i e n t c h e e s e w i t h a d e a d l y d i s e a s e ancient cheese with a deadly disease Ancient Cheese With A Deadly Disease ANCIENT CHEESE WITH A DEADLY DISEASE

[@dfquartzidn6151]

I think I want someone to animate this along with Seymour’s readings now...

[@fireflyserenity31]

"Ancient cheese" says @@savethebees2574

[@LilChuunosuke]

That's my favorite part of the forbidden grilled cheese post

[@crazy4bricksthebrickbrothe722]

I would wager to guess that the ancient disease contained within the tomb cheese would by anthrax.

[@kmixx91]

I'd like to point out that Mozart also filled his show piece Come scoglio with jumps from high to low notes and low to high notes just to make Adriana Ferrarese's head bob like a chicken on stage because he didn't like her. Mozart was a man with a sense of life and knew how to use it and i strive to reach his level of petty, savage, and sassy at some point in my life.

[@vaiyt]

He was the first music pirate as well. The church forbid any copies of Allegri's Miserere from being made so people had to go to the Vatican to listen. He transcribed the whole thing by ear.

[@noobpro9759]

@@vaiyt people don't have to try that hard anymore. And neither do the cops.

[@FrizellaTheBee]

And he was the original catboy

[@man.no.3]

@@FrizellaTheBee imsorryhewasthewhat

[@mikemiles2241]

@@FrizellaTheBee CLARIFY PLEASE?????

[@kurkkupastillitjalammintee]

"Ancient shitposting" would be my favorite TV program.

[@kurkkupastillitjalammintee]

@@Ardorstorm no one must ever know i spelled it wrong shush

[@Ardorstorm]

kurkkupastillit ja lämmin tee as you wish

[@TheMandalorianGhostYT]

Hey another fan from Finland. Tervehdys veli.

[@reaflor91]

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Exodia after seeing the Grilled Cheese post: "THIS SANDWICH WAS MADE FOR ME"

[@villentretenmerth11]

DRRR... DRRR...

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

4:35 "Coffee is fruit juice." I WHEEZED CAUSE IT'S TRUE-

[@meking1808]

GODDAMN IT TUMBLR YOUR ALWAYS RIGHT

[@griffinh.966]

Fools. Bean is not fruit.

[@namelessdork2256]

So frozen mocha is a smoothie?

[@starburst98]

Coffee beans are not beans, they are just called beans due to similar appearance. They are actually the seed of a fruit that resembles a cherry.

[@namelessdork2256]

@@starburst98 Well, calling it 'pit juice' just makes it sound gross.

[@meking1808]

"With the forbidden grilled cheese in hand" *_TONIGHT WE DIE LIKE KINGS AND FEAST AT THE TABLES OF HELL MY FELLOW COMRADES_*

[@darktidehaslegs4208]

I've unironically been using "groovy" for a while now, but I've now been shown the higher being that will guide me to Valhalla. Groovy, I hate it.

[@andyo3637]

@TheSquipinator also stellar

[@vigilantsycamore8750]

4:19 this is EXACTLY how British people argue about tea

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

I drink my tea black because, for some reason, it helps me sleep.

[@somebodycooliguess1597]

@@HunhowsShadowStalker your body defies the laws of caffeine

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

@Leviathan T̸̡̧̡̢̗̟͇̝͎̝͚͉̗͇̗͎̘̹̝͚̠͎̦̘͂̓̈̀͆̓́̐̇͑̅̎̏̑͗̒͜h̴̨̛͉̠̦̗̣̘̻̭̘͈̬̺͈̻̗̝̥̉̎͆̃̽̿̆̀͒̌̓͐͆́̀̓͘ͅe̶̢̪͍͚̖̱̩̲̺͓͉̙̥̣̼̹̻̓̽͆̋̐͋͌̈̃́̈̄͠n̸̘̘͋̍́̌ ̵̦̻̯̞̩̆̌̾̀̒̒͗̄͛͊̈͐̕͝ş̸̛͎̙̮̹͙̮̤͖̯͓̬̜͇̥̩̣̞̥͓̥̣̿̆̒͂̇̾̇͆̒͂̃̆͌̎̋̓̚͠e̶̡̧̢̺̯͉̪̣͍̥͍͈̰͙̫͚͕̳̽͂͌̋̓͌̈̀̔̂͌͆̈́͂̾̇̾̾̏̕͜n̵̨͇̠̠͙̖̼̘͚̙̘͔͚̞̦̥̩̮͕̭̲̍̽̓̋͂́́͘͜͝ͅͅd̴̨̨̢̦̘͉̜̞̣͓̲̗̜̭̱̭͈̼̟̪́̈́͌ ̸̢̢̧̨̰̭̭͙͇̫̙͈̼̳̩̥͖̭̥̦̪̫̗͚̈͆̄̆̈͗̃̉̄̅̑͘̚͜͜m̵̗͇̾ͅë̴̙̭̠̎͒͑̾͋̀̽̔̌̓͠ ̵̖́̂̏̓̈́́̐͂̒̐̓͗̅̍̐͆̅̚͝ͅh̸̢̬̥̜̰̹̹̺͚̰̖͕̝̬̒͂ǫ̴̛̱̗̬̰̘̫́̀͒̇̾̉̈́̏̋͌̀͠ṁ̸͉͓̼̇̎̈́͐̿̌̐͌̌̏̐̿͒̈́̿̾̒͋̐́̍͗͒͘e̶̛̛̮̩̍̉̈̈́̊̑̿̉̓͗̍̅͝ ̴̧̨͍̜̯̞̖̳̮̙̞͎̬͎̭̠̭̳͚͚͇̦͊̅͜͜͜ą̷̧͙̙͚̻̝̝̤̯̝͈͖̣̻͈͖̳̬̭̖̯̳͒̂͑́̏͜͜l̸̡̨̢͙̘͎̯̻̟͎͕͇̖͓͍̺̮̬͚̭͐̌͛̂͑͋̔̅̒̆͛͜͝ͅr̴͖̅͌̓͐́͐̏̐̂̉͛̽̋̀̈́̍̆͝͠͝ē̸̤̼̰a̷̡̱̭͍͈̤͔͕͉̰̘̞͆͋̀̏͋̄̌̔͋͐͆́̓̽̒̕͜͝͝d̷̢̺̪̞̥̉̐̃̎̾̐̀̈́̎̓̌y̷͙͙̯̞̱̮̥͚̜̠̠͛̾͛͌͒͊̉̄͂̆͗̑͛̓͒̒͒̊̌̑̚!̷̢̱͖͚̳̬̲̩͙̜̗̪̜͎̬͈̪͉̫̯̰̆̐͆̄̐̍̔̇̈́͛͘͘͜͜

[@thejunecooperative]

@@HunhowsShadowStalker ADHD

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

@@thejunecooperative Actually, no. I don't have ADHD. I would've known that around the same time I learned I had autism. I guess, in my case, caffeine just doesn't do much and it's just the warmth of the tea that calms me down.

[@jaylaoliver6725]

So you’re basically calling yourself out about being a gremlin?

[@Abdega]

A *HIGH CLASS GREMLIN* Get it right!

[@wetsocks347]

He's above us PEASANT gremlin's class.

[@taylorbritt499]

Who said being a gremlin was a bad thing worth "calling out." I IDENTIFY as a gremlin. Well, more of a goblin. But same energy either way. P.S. I don't literally identify as a goblin, that's silly, but I feel I embrace many goblin principles of life.

[@Syndicate.Harbor]

@@taylorbritt499 meh, even then it really depends on what variety of each we're talking about. Even though I don't actually either, I would gladly identify as a world of warcraft variety of Goblin. Get to tinker with stuff, blow stuff up, and make loads of cash! Any gremlins I've known of are way too oppressed. Can't get play in the pool or take a relaxing bath, no midnight snacks, and can't watch the good late night shows!

[@taylorbritt499]

@@Syndicate.Harbor That's a fair point. To me, a goblin is one who -hoards- _collects_ shiny things or small trinkets, likes to tinker with things (and of course sometimes explode things), and may or may not sell the things in their collection. For instance I have what I call my goblin jar. Just a jar full of pretty rocks, crystals, shells, and small animal skulls I've found while outside. I love my lil Goblin Jar.

[@spacegoblin0334]

I havent heard "if she breathes she's a square" before but I like it

[@Mr.JamSandwhich]

I dont understand it bc I havent heard any sayings that sound like it XP if she breathes? shes a square? a shape? lmao

[@spacegoblin0334]

@@Mr.JamSandwhich I think it’s supposed to be old timey version of “if she breathes she’s a thot”

[@dankspiderman579]

5:07 This is kinda how I imagine Johnny Bravo would speak when he's desperately trying to catch up on the new generation.

[@no-man_baugh]

I mean. I ain’t mad at this reboot concept.

[@GoldPrince2468]

We’re not mixing enough slang. If you want a time traveler to take you away, y’all want to stand up to his enemies and shout, “Broski, you are a thot and I bite my thumb at thee! Make my day, noob! I'm totes sending you to the shadow realm post haste!”

[@rosegaster9826]

Yes lmao!!!! 🤣

[@GoldPrince2468]

@@rosegaster9826 Daddio, ya need to yeet that sunovagun to the moon, juice the time machine, and ugh wung.

[@misterquinster8816]

thank you for breaking the laws of physics and bending time and space to make a comment funnier than anything anyone has ever said ever

[@GoldPrince2468]

@@misterquinster8816 Mundo appreciated varily, old sport.

[@zacharyvian4484]

This comment killed me 8 consecutive times

[@hiddendesire3076]

3:15 Just look to the Jedi temple armory, there were other designs. Hell, the librarian had the saber blaster that used the crystal like a clip.

[@Kelvoraax]

If you mean Jocasta Nu, the Saber Rifle wasn’t technically hers, it was created in the Old Republic era (IIRC) and she was simply the current keeper of it, it’s certainly a point though, look at, say, Darth Malgus or Revan’s Lightsaber compared to, for example, Yoda or Luke Skywalker’s

[@Tman25-]

Y'all forgetting the purple saber?

[@digitalunity]

The sith get cool handles and the Jedi get Technicolor blades. This is a fair trade, and means the force was always balanced.

[@dysperdotted]

nothing will ever be as good on tumblr as “tonight we dine like kings.”

[@gaysatan4990]

I have risen to synthesise myself with the cursed content of toomble

[@partlycloudy7707]

"Ancient Shitposting" is definitely a show I would watch on the history channel or science channel

[@darienb1127]

It makes me extremely happy that people were basically doing glorified shitposts even back then.

[@csturgis]

high class Gremlins be like: 🍵

[@no-man_baugh]

Charles Sturgis 🤙🏼

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790]

I imagined this in BC's voice

[@meepersxd4123]

Hey bill

[@pleasecallmedoku7215]

I believe the anime(s) is/are "Osomatsu-Kun" or/are "Osomatsu-chan". One is the original based of a manga and the other is both a sequel and a remake of sorts, watched neither so can't tell if it's good

[@AramatiPaz]

I was thinking about it. But did op don't realize it's 6 guys?

[@furiousmagician5912]

It's good I've seen it :>

[@kanniekosplayyes2799]

I've seen Osomatsu-san and it's pretty good and hilarious x3

[@doctorsnakeeater1997]

@@kanniekosplayyes2799 The fujoshis that make up the fan base are terrible though from what I hear

[@pleasecallmedoku7215]

@@doctorsnakeeater1997 oh wow the annoying part of the fanbase is also the loudest, shocker

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

3:08 also we should really SABRE this thought.

[@AndratVO]

Mr. Pun Master Seymour’s Tumblr readings give us all life and strength. Don’t lie.

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

Very true. The average person needs Shelter, food, and water to survive. I, However, need Bad puns, A hefty overdose of anime, Jesus, and "that's what she said"

[@AbadonXXX]

Actually in regards of the bog butter I remember seeing something about that in bizarre foods

[@nuclear_wizard]

2:18 OKAY NO JOKE the other day I was walking through the hall at my school and somebody dropped one of their AirPods right in front of me, and for the rest of the day my intrusive thoughts were ranting about "Why didn't you step on it??? You should have stepped on it imagine the chaos you could've reveled in if you'd JUST STEPPED ON IT"

[@happenedbychance3392]

I can totally see you being either a cartoon character or a voice actor for a cartoon character

[@Lee.Smells]

1:37 no youre just too weak to handle the secrets of the salt and vinegar crisps

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

I completely agree with you on that.

[@matt-ek4rz]

Walker's Crisps hold the secrets of the universe

[@RobotInSpace]

*Chips

[@marxxplaysgames]

Salt and vinagar chips is one of the most metal foods next to capn crunch with no milk

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

@@seantaggart7382 lime? Sweet

[@pachie2742]

4:30 coffee is fruity! But when they ship it out they give Americans basically the seeds. The original coffee bean is red coated and has a shell like thing and then they peel it and there’s a jelly like thing over the American bean, and then they make coffee out of it. My Spanish teacher went there and loved it also bananas are smoll and super good.

[@sappy_]

2:18 There was actually a kid in my school that swallowed an airpod. How he's still alive, no one's quite sure.

[@Nobody134]

3:05 That is literally what they called them on set

[@snowdream2530]

Just so you know you can eat the bog butter. THIS IS WHAT WE LEARN IN IRELAND

[@MoNotNique]

3:20 in my art history thru the 15th cent., theres some Paleolithic cave drawing where people drew bulls and threw spears at it and ppl were like on maybe target practice and my prof was like “yeh prolly but uh... angsty teens throwing stuff against the wall in anger?” Thats not what archeologists say but its our fun little classs joke that all art is made by some rebellious teen who is just angsting hard

[@Ghiaman1334]

5:15 I genuinely use this one 'groovy, I hate it' because I just adore it

[@HORRIOR1]

0:26 Ten thousand huh? I guess there are two ancient bog butters.

[@ELbabotas1]

two forbidden sandwiches and a side of fried sweet taters pls

[@johnjunkersfeld2964]

High Class Gremlin.

[@6starnutty970]

"High-class gremlin" I found it. I found my ultimate mood.

[@my-chemical-romance]

This is my first time watching this channel 1:27 in and I have already subscribed, I love the voices

[@penguinesperanza]

Y’all really out here attacking my dudes in Mt. Rushmore like that

[@no-man_baugh]

And how!

[@colecarsten9532]

As someone from the state with the head mountain, can confirm - all the white rocky guys look the same.

[@gokbay3057]

idk Teddy is pretty attractive

[@Silverwing2112]

I'm absolutely using "groovy, I hate it" every chance I get, thank you Seymour.

[@Rondorix]

So, on the topic of the OJ coffee guy at 4:12 I once experimented with tobasco sauce in orange juice. Most attempts were meh, but then I put a tiny bit in a little shotglass full of OJ, did not stir, and.. By some cursed miracle? The OJ's flavor didn't change, it just got a spicy kick added. Spicy orange juice. If someone can replicate that on a larger scale, you got yourselves a product to sell, there.

[@d.n5287]

'My Grandfather's pantry has no pathetic ingredients but it does have.. *THE UNSTOPPABLE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!* '

[@VitaEmerald324]

If she breathes.... SHE’S A SQUUUUUAAAAAARE!!!!!

[@ADragonAmongRoses]

I feel like watching these videos during a lunch break is a dangerous exercise. I'm so close to choking out of laughter.

[@casualbiscuit]

2:50 I haven’t seen black panther as of yet and thought the post was saying that bilbo baggins and Gollum were in black panther

[@CharlieCat18]

“Groovy, I hate it” sounds like a line from Hyde on That ‘70s Show and I love it

[@briesiestewart951]

Me seeing my friends tumblr posts on a video: GUESS WHAT YALL WE FAMOUS!!!!!

[@ELbabotas1]

xD

[@janajolanda132]

We are 😂😂😂

[@thegrimreaper1892]

On 1% and I’m happy I got to finish this video before my phone died. You always manage to brighten my mood, Seymour, thank you for that

[@nenidetic]

0:45 Turned into Spongebob for a quick second

[@Taijirai]

"If she BREATHES, she's a SQUAAAAARE!" I done just fist bumped myself that was so triumphant

[@БранимирНиколов-ж7ф]

I know a guy who is about 66 millions years old and I showed him this and he has conformed that this is normal for all species of human

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

That last post is probably how vampires talk, no way they’ve been alive for 500 years and still talk like Victorian gentlemen

[@lilaxeree3621]

one view = 53 likes KZbin stay drunk

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

*In a very drunken slurred way* KZbin: i swear to drunk officer, we're not god... What do you mean roll down the window?

[@The-Seal-Of-Approval]

It won't let me comment or reply to anything , so yeah YT is my ex-bf drunk

[@deamoncastor7307]

*BANG BANG BANG!* OPEN UP FBI, THIS IS THE DEMON POLICE! WE HAVE YOUR PLACE SURROUNDED, YOU GOT NOWHERE TO GO!

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

@@deamoncastor7307 time for all good demons to go home. 😂

[@lilaxeree3621]

@@deamoncastor7307 >.> uh oh

[@zephyrdagonheart1208]

Okay why is the forbidden grilled cheese one a mood? Also second, why is it reminding me of that Teen Titans Go episode when they go to build the ultimate sandwich to prove Robin's sandwiches aren't all that special.

[@thesweetembraceofnonexiste3740]

Was the four-anime person perchance talking about and severely misunderstanding JoJo?

[@LuckyLiegeLady246]

Casey C I think they were thinking of Osomatsu.

[@thesweetembraceofnonexiste3740]

@@LuckyLiegeLady246 That... would make a lot more sense.

[@enigmaticalarrias7684]

Doesn't Osumatsu have sextuplets as the main characters though?

[@LuckyLiegeLady246]

Enigmatical Arrias it does, but maybe they didn’t know that.

[@thesweetembraceofnonexiste3740]

@@enigmaticalarrias7684 But usually around four are pictured, and they could just have not realized how many there were in total.

[@fairyquartz2432]

I'm now religiously using "if she breathes, she's a square" and "Groovy! I hate it." Thank you.

[@malpurposes]

1:41 *as i'm eating salt and vinegar chips*

[@lemurblue6041]

The one with the kid sitting in class and the girl on tumblr actually made me giggle and not just breath heavily out my nose. XD

[@TheAustronaut03]

the tumblr man once again returns from the surface

[@johnmoreno6903]

0:56 there’s also an ancient, perfectly sealed bottle of wine from the Roman Empire for the drink to top such a timeless delight

[@xerces444]

4:25 we found kel

[@ItsWolf0]

Was just about to comment this, the orange Joe chose you first

[@justheretowatch1733]

This high intensity energy gave me so much happiness

[@nzmk99]

1:08 my estimate is osomatsu san but there's six boys that look exactly alike

[@kata1261]

As a person who loves salt and vinegar chips, I completely agree with this assessment of salt and vinegar chips. Also, can we please make the old-new slang portmanteaus a thing?

[@frogspawn8614]

Last time I was this early fidget spinners were still cool.

[@ELbabotas1]

ha

[@clemente3966]

There are usually one or two posts per video that I feel on a personal level or that would be one of my moods, but this one is going plus ultra and I love it

[@phsandraart711]

“IF SHE BREATHES, SHES A SQUAaAaAaAA-“

[@dreemysweety]

Op: Vinegar hurts you and salt is just there! Salt and Vinegar chips are bad! Me: You could say it's rubbing salt in your wounds!

[@pompadorbz9168]

0:26 i can make a really funny danganronpa reference with the bog butter at my disposal. i just need to think about it for a while.

[@chumbusi8147]

*DON'T.*

[@SomeDemoMain]

my brother is really into danganronpa but I know jack shit about it, can anyone explain or is it too painful

[@chumbusi8147]

First game, Chapter 2 execution. That's all I'mma say.

[@matthewlightwood5412]

Me after the "more shouting" bit: P.M., Have I ever told you how much I love you?

[@literally_trash]

1:32 guess i am a masochitsts now cuz i like that flavor

[@galacgacwatson3102]

I eat salt and drink vinegar (specifically sukang sawsawan, don't ask why I commented twice, KZbin wasn't showing my comments and I forgot I already commented)

[@Courage_girl13]

It is the best flavor

[@nathoghazi5026]

lays kettle cooked sea salt and vinegar chip dust probably has at least 50 grams of cocaine in it

[@Yems1]

"Hey kid, want a wicked lightbaver?" Ramsey is that you??

[@draakje3088]

legeds says he still dint got ti the re part if square and is still t the ua oart and is sreaming it louder and louder

[@BlazingShadowSword]

?????? !?!?!?!? ?!!!?!!?

[@lefandomtrash7746]

r/ihadastroke

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Ainsley Hertogs Are you okay now?

[@meking1808]

Umm should I call an ambulance orrr...?

[@draakje3088]

@@meking1808 nah a ambulace cant fix psychic disorder wasnt a lie

[@michaelthequeen141]

no joke, the best part of this video is the perfectly cut scream at the very end

[@ichusagi]

Dill Pickle > Salt ‘n’ Vinegar. Hands down.

[@JamesBond-xx1lv]

To the who wrote "this is very high" on a wall wayyy back forever ago, I just want to say thank you. That was seriously one of the funniest things I've heard of in quite a while lol

[@izzythetrashposter5710]

3:03 hey please explain thank u

[@sirmemes1225]

Lord of the rings, the series in which Bilbo baggins and gollum are from, was written by JRR Tolkien. The pun is that they are the "token" white guys, but replaced with Tolkien since they are both from LotR.

[@GamerGirlKat94]

This entire video, the guy voicing over this has so much John Mullaney energy it hurts. Definitely subscribing.

[@aaryasinsanity9126]

Noice

[@princesswadda]

Congrats from what I see your first comment

[@lilaxeree3621]

thank you for not having this be a "first" comment

[@aaryasinsanity9126]

Your FBI Agent welcome

[@Isharne]

This might be the best collection of posts yet

[@crystalocelot1641]

T

[@whomstami7365]

2:58 we have reached a new level of comedic genius

[@josephschubert6561]

"Groovy, I hate it" is being added to my vocabulary.

[@kryss.8569]

Anyone else thinks that Seymour sounded like the narrator for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy from Spongebob when he said, "If she breathes, She's A SQUARE,"?

[@Mr.JamSandwhich]

sounded like john mulany to me

[@Boxygirl96]

5:06 brilliant voice acting as always, this is why you’re a cut above the rest

[@fieratheproud]

"Groovy, I hate it" oh man I gotta make a note of that I love it so much

[@brionnajoose8540]

This video has way too much chaotic energy *GIVE ME MORE*

[@The19Scout97]

"Grovy, I hate it." I just found my new favorite quote.

[@toraillustrations335]

This is officially my favorite late night tumblr post

[@potmki6601]

i love how abruptly these videos end

[@asparagusphoenix5278]

I showed the first minute to my dad (he hates swearing ) half way in he was like *turn it of* but than he said let me keep watching after he saw the last bit of the grilled cheese post and this is the best thing that’s ever happens to me

[@juriL]

I was wondering why I felt so nostalgic and familiar listening to this and paused in the middle of the vid to check if I was subscribed. Turns out it was PM Seymour, the dude that voiced Travis from the go mcd. Imma just sub cause this shit’s amazing

[@DragonfyreArts]

Love the voices you do for all these. Reminds me of some of the funny voices you'd hear in Invader Zim or something like that. xP

[@jipzip2968]

If we use some ancient leaves, ancient honey, and ancient water (technically any water, but let’s say water found in an old place) we could probably make forbidden tea too