Me seing the grim reaper in a suit: Oh no he's hot! Also my lord so many likes (self-esteem 100)
@cybersearcher10415 жыл бұрын
Rule 35 at work lmao
@saraisanchez73835 жыл бұрын
SQUIDWARDS LINE!!!
@basill80576 жыл бұрын
(God creating Seymour) God: Ok, take a cinnamon roll Angel: yes? God: give it red hair and a beard- Angel: mhmm? God: now make them make Tumblr videos and make thousands of people’s day Angel: finally something good-
@hulksmash1066 жыл бұрын
God: But he usually reads the fucked up things and bad puns Angel: god dam-.....wait...is that bad?
@samuelcrow47016 жыл бұрын
Is cinna roll in terms to appearance or pesonality?
@benjaminwertz23796 жыл бұрын
@@samuelcrow4701 Yes
@samuelcrow47016 жыл бұрын
You know what... I'll take it
@kiddo93556 жыл бұрын
Low key thought it was Ed Sheeran at first
@Blockio19996 жыл бұрын
I feel like Tumblr is, in essence, populated by two types of people: Those having fun on the website while growing increasingly desperate irlAnd those who are having fun irl, but grow increasingly desperate on the website
@Formoka6 жыл бұрын
Oh I'll be here on Christmas. I promise you that.
@Lavantte6 жыл бұрын
Formoka Ya killed an elf.
@comicsans58126 жыл бұрын
Same here
@comicsans58126 жыл бұрын
Not u Krafie
@moondropmoth87236 жыл бұрын
Yeah...
@Wayfarer1096 жыл бұрын
Same
@1caaru56 жыл бұрын
Tbh talking to a anti Vaxxer is like teaching a blind person to read a dictionary without Braille
@SpaceCase1326 жыл бұрын
Or teaching someone who’s deaf how to read lips via a ventriloquism puppet.
@ouroboros52716 жыл бұрын
or teaching handshakes to someone without arms
@strangeworm45626 жыл бұрын
Or teaching a mute person to sing karaoke without the text
@Cacemomarerona6 жыл бұрын
Or playing chess with a pidgeon, really. You make your perfectly logical move that should make sense to every animal on earth, and then the pidgeon knocks down all the pieces, scratches the board, then struts off like it won.
@1caaru56 жыл бұрын
@@Cacemomarerona That. That is perfect
@Mr.Zoynkle6 жыл бұрын
English speaker: English is complicated. Japanese speaker: Hold my tea. EDIT: Oh, gosh, this got out of hand quickly. Guys, we get it. Languages are complicated. Let's just agree on that.
@Mr.Zoynkle6 жыл бұрын
@AnimalGem14 They've got at least four different ways of saying "I" and "you"...EACH. They have entire vocabularies dedicated to special situations. And don't even get me started on the three different scripts...!
@caelodevorago6086 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Zoynkle Yes, but English tends to have words with multiple different meanings That's more complex than having different ways of saying I and You I can say might, and it has 2 meanings I can see the sea Do you get why English is one of the hardest languages to learn if you do NOT speak it? Especially if you are from an Asian country.
@Mr.Zoynkle6 жыл бұрын
@@caelodevorago608 Well, true. I was just making a joke, though.
@VictorPereira-sj7wb6 жыл бұрын
No Japanese is easy you baka (Please don't judge me I'm joking)
@GarfieldPhone6 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Zoynkle french has 9 different ways of saying "you", each or them with i think 5 different ways of saying "is", "has", "does" etc...
@polarity12626 жыл бұрын
Dude, take your time. We (the reasonable people) will wait patiently for your uploads, and we understand that you have struggles. Good luck man, live your life and try to ignore haters
@jpuh47835 жыл бұрын
NTS Inkwell amen
@kellyntaylor8184 Жыл бұрын
You’re one of the few people in the world I respect
@Da1_ow6 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know who’ll be using KZbin on Christmas...” *ME*
@isaacdenley19226 жыл бұрын
Lycan Wolfe noone here has anything better to do
@diosdehuecomundo6 жыл бұрын
Huh. I imagined you looking more... Twinkish. But dang you're a *m a n* !
@pinkneko136 жыл бұрын
I thought he looked more...Budo
@potatoluna33896 жыл бұрын
Yeah same... Until he showed his face.
@deananderson2256 жыл бұрын
Ya know me too
@ksoundkaiju92566 жыл бұрын
He's a Bear He eats Twinkies
@alyssawood73406 жыл бұрын
I watch every video. And the binge compilation is just memory dessert.
@wafflelemoir10816 жыл бұрын
I did forget all those voices come from one person.
@RealAlexMouse6 жыл бұрын
You should do a series called “God Creating People” where we figure out the thought process of god when he made these celebrities. Example (God Creates Leonardo DiCaprio) God: make a really talented actor who is perfect in every movie he’s in Angel: okay, I bet this guy will win multiple oscars God: Actually he only wins one Angel: seriously?!?!
@RealAlexMouse6 жыл бұрын
Here’s another example (God creates Seth Rogen) God: see that bag of weed over there, turn that into a living person
@aidanshepard60806 жыл бұрын
(God creates XXXtentacion) God: imagine a really talented person with some funky hair Angel: seems normal so far... God: make a lot of people love his work and admire him Angel: are you okay? God: Then have him get shot and killed out of nowhere Angel: Aaaaannnnndddddddd there it is
@Abbyintheboxes6 жыл бұрын
Oooo I got another one! (God creates Jacksepticeye) God: Okay so take a person. Angel: Alright. What’s next? God: Make him into a cinnamon roll. Angel: Okay....what’s the catch? God: Nothing. He will make the entire KZbin community smile with happiness and he will do a lot for others. Angel: Oh....that actually seems pretty harmle- God: Aaaaand he yells a lot. Like he screams his head off when he plays video games. Angel: And there it is.....
@otternk54096 жыл бұрын
God creates Stan lee God: Make an extremely talented writer A: Ok, is he going to make novels? God: NO! Comic books A: Ok... Does he die early in his career like all the other artists? God: Make him live to 95 and exactly 1 month before his birthday. A: Ok.. God: And make him loved by everyone
@godofdoor65586 жыл бұрын
(God creates Tom Holland) God: So get a human Angel: Okay God: Make it really good at acting Angel: You got it God: Make him into one of the best spider-men. Angel: Seems alright Spoilers: God: Make him a 15 year old that dies in the hands of his only father like figure knowing he's dying and have something keep him alive. Angel: Why can't we have anything GOOD! STAN LEE JUST DIED TOO!
@capn_toad6 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry I'm really sorry God creating Stan Lee God: Aaaand... done! Angel: aw man, this one actually turned out GOOD! God: i know right? God: I'm gonna want him back at some point... -=-=-=- In seriousness, rest in peace Stan. You deserve it.
@themostbritishpersonalive8685 жыл бұрын
God:ok go get the jumbo barrel of perfection Angel:don't use it all God: *starts porring* Angel:no no that's to much God:go get like five more Angel:that's to many God:I WILL CREATED A BEING GREATER THAN I
@kitkatmuffin6 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for that Grim Reaper sitcom ;p
@alivinghumanbutisachair91156 жыл бұрын
oh look a wild pm face
@shelliblossom89536 жыл бұрын
a wild pm appeared! fight run give treats
@aeonaf.69235 жыл бұрын
@@shelliblossom8953 *You give the wild P.M. treats*
@cutesilver10126 жыл бұрын
Why do these videos always come out when I'm stuck in science?
@murlinshpurkle56586 жыл бұрын
Why are on youtube while you're stuck in science?
@cutesilver10126 жыл бұрын
@@murlinshpurkle5658 because I am the only one finnished with my work
@mr.wilson43606 жыл бұрын
Why? Because Science!
@deamoncastor73076 жыл бұрын
I guess it's because it's periodic and on the table.
@festethephule75536 жыл бұрын
@@deamoncastor7307 GODAMMIT!!
@mystaee29146 жыл бұрын
LOOK IT'S A BEAUTIFUL ANGEL, oh wait...that's just Pat... My point still stands...
@GarfieldPhone6 жыл бұрын
just drove past some *confetti* that said "butter is a milkshake"
@agreyplaugedr87475 жыл бұрын
Actually milk shakes into butter
@jamescornell52976 жыл бұрын
The punchline to that long winded updog joke caught me SO by surprise, I couldn’t help but laugh!
@aboredprophet81286 жыл бұрын
The entire updog segment was BEAUTIFUL
@FilthAndRuin6 жыл бұрын
hey boi. I got a 'guess the patch note' for you. "Players must now be alive to enter activities."
@slplssgr6 жыл бұрын
Sims
@FilthAndRuin6 жыл бұрын
@@slplssgr You'd think that, wouldn't you? But it is not.
@FilthAndRuin6 жыл бұрын
@•GachaCat• r/im14andthisisdeep (but true)
@nictini6 жыл бұрын
Does it imply that dead players used to enter activities ? spoopy
@caseytenebris19796 жыл бұрын
Well I mean...dog is God backwards.
@kennyholmes51966 жыл бұрын
So... does that mean that if the earth acts like a frisbee, then it's technically a circular boomerang? This is why I listen to science.
@eelboy30986 жыл бұрын
Nonono god is dog backwards. heh
@nou95866 жыл бұрын
My life is a lie.
@eelboy30985 жыл бұрын
As in god is lesser than dogs. yeah I’m leaving now
@Aphelion875 жыл бұрын
Congratulations. You get the joke.
@MashaBear10016 жыл бұрын
OH I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS!!! Entertain mmmmeeeeee.
@Nightstormshadow16 жыл бұрын
FUCK YOU ITA NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING!!
@Boreas-6 жыл бұрын
*LOOK AT THIS HANDSOME MANS PRETTY FACE*
@caelodevorago6086 жыл бұрын
Upstate New York? HIYA FROM ROTTERDAM
@bromeohotague6 жыл бұрын
What up from Watertown
@kennyholmes51966 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Syracuse!
@jtrush75616 жыл бұрын
I don't think in northern New York, is Utica close enough??
@marsunderthemoon6 жыл бұрын
Sup from Fulton!
@fudgey_mudgey_19486 жыл бұрын
Down by Albany!
@jeofficialjoker6 жыл бұрын
hi dad!! im eating!! pizza!!! im going!! to binge!!! when the tumblr binge!! releases!!
@alivinghumanbutisachair91156 жыл бұрын
Hi eating
@jeofficialjoker6 жыл бұрын
@a living human but is a chair _Oh no_
@alivinghumanbutisachair91156 жыл бұрын
@@jeofficialjoker yes going
@deamoncastor73076 жыл бұрын
Yandere much? GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!
@philiphockenbury65635 жыл бұрын
12:51 This reminds me of a story of my dad and one of my uncles going skiing/snowboarding at some place and they met two Canadians, two Australians, and two New Zealanders. In order for them to talk to each other, my dad and uncle (Americans) would have what they said translated by the Canadians, and then that would be translated by the Australians, to the New Zealanders. And that was the chain of conversation back and forth between all 8 of them. and all of them speak English.
@jenicidediablos99575 жыл бұрын
"What's a henway?" "Oh about 5 lbs" I laughed so hard I started crying.
@cinnabunz15326 жыл бұрын
Oh my God let us see your beautiful face more!
@hungvo75514 жыл бұрын
L
@cinnabunz15324 жыл бұрын
@@hungvo7551yeast
@ashleyperez37566 жыл бұрын
I stan for whatever you do pmdad ❤️ AND I LIVED IN UPSTATE NY AS WELL. Well in the Hudson Valley, but close enough lol 😂
@nathansmith42176 жыл бұрын
God creating wolverines: God: Ok get a badger Angel: ok God: and give it nightmare fuel. Angel: what is wrong with you!
@hungvo75514 жыл бұрын
nathan smith L
@cupcakepaints22596 жыл бұрын
"Who'll be using youtube on christmas?" Oh... I will... to show my friends this amazing video!
@generalarmy101hi76 жыл бұрын
P.M. Seymour posted Me: slow down there buckaroo
@iamtherainbow39976 жыл бұрын
Take your time mate. As long as I'm able to forget about my depression and anxiety and smile while watching your videos I'm a-okay.
@thegoblinking77146 жыл бұрын
Hey dude! I also live in Upstate New York! I don't make stuff, but you are a great KZbinr, and your channel is funny.
@rayanderson57975 жыл бұрын
2:41 You sounded exactly like Patrick Seitz as the Dullahan in Konosuba. It was amazing.
@RycoreXIII6 жыл бұрын
4:53 *A METEOR STRIKE IS APPROACHING THE CITY, EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY*
@Nightstormshadow16 жыл бұрын
You watch the same shit i do xD
@sogelrome95026 жыл бұрын
I have found my people
@davefromaccounting52096 жыл бұрын
I have found where I belong
@art16376 жыл бұрын
Country roads
@finch80286 жыл бұрын
I found my people
@harliegrham33846 жыл бұрын
What’s A Henway? * About 5 pounds. * Me: *Dying Laughing in the corner*
@JJ-kv4me6 жыл бұрын
When ever I see your videos my street pops in my head XD am sorry and btw I love your videos
@princesschica81396 жыл бұрын
10:19 In my Language Arts class we're reading that!
@myhero69146 жыл бұрын
Me: **Hears the 'Feed me Seymour!'** **Smiles because I know that musical** **Realises that the Tumblr thing said old enough** **Cries because I'm 12 and know EXACTLY who said that when**
@capricorn46075 жыл бұрын
I was reminded of the shower thought that read; "The Trojan war would have gone a lot differently if they burnt the hoarse." But the thing is, Troy was told by a young Greek boy that the Hoarse was a testimony to Athena, Goddess of Wisdom and War. And If they damaged the hoarse, Athena would strike then down. But if they took it into the city, Athena would favour Troy.
@nekonomee6 жыл бұрын
You're, cute. 💕 Keep the good work my g!
@fritzrandom83606 жыл бұрын
2:17 “Honey why is the baby on fire?” “BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!”
@Alisibeth_Talia2125 жыл бұрын
Pran: "If I told you... I'd have to kill you..." P.M.: "Pran calm down."
@TheTrueUlfhednar6 жыл бұрын
New addition to your fanbase, but I want to thank you for the love you extend to furries. I know for me it's refreshing to hear positive messages to us.
@ImMushyMellow2 жыл бұрын
I NOW KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE AND I HAVE TWO THINGS TO SAY: 1: YOUR EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL AND 2: YOUR HAIR IS AMAZING
@roxout92876 жыл бұрын
*T.K. Simon*
@roxout92876 жыл бұрын
I almost exploded when he hearted this
@s.l.chakmakjianphillips92966 жыл бұрын
Some of these are thicc moods
@briggsmeboi5 жыл бұрын
Ya know what’s funny about the Grim Reaper Sim story about the formal clothes? The Percy Jackson Heroes of Olympus series(s) said that the God of Death Thanatos was hot.
@K41ZR6 жыл бұрын
I just gotta ask... how the hell do you do the voices it's so awesome and I'd love to voice act but i only have my own voice
@GelusYT6 жыл бұрын
Exaggerate alot of your words with the emotion you want them said (if your face looks super weird when talking your doing it right)
@Phobetor-Necros5 жыл бұрын
15:30 I remember my friend having something similar. His dream was that he was walking around a city with someone & saw what should've been a building, but it was Mr. Crocker's head & he asked "What's that place?" & the guy next to him said "Oh, that's the local gay bar." He laughed himself awake & startled me awake as well.
@nerdyenby66806 жыл бұрын
I am always on KZbin during Christmas. Me being the little antisocial nugget I am.
@germanashii65096 жыл бұрын
I didn't know you voiced Travis. And now when I hear your voice, that's all I can think of. THANKS.
@WickerVarietyShow6 жыл бұрын
Until the cows freeze over
@janellerex72715 жыл бұрын
Feed me Seymour! Has been stuck in my head for almost two weeks! It finally left then I watched this
@shanaia39566 жыл бұрын
How rude!! Someone disliked this!!
@danielbliss80826 жыл бұрын
Hun, christmas is the best time to mskr that binge compilation happen. It will be a Christmas gift to us all. And we can spend quality time with family and friends watching all these amazing funny things
@dantdm12636 жыл бұрын
4:24 Ralsei stop eating waffles
@trexthriving6 жыл бұрын
Take your time! The beginning of 2019 isn't that far away for us!
@shorelockhomes9436 жыл бұрын
I'll be here on Christmas. I can also collaborate with you.
@Amraterasu6 жыл бұрын
This needs to become a thing. Make a binge comp of around every 10 binge comps, then make another for every 10 of those. And so on and so forth.
@DanielPereira-ey9nt6 жыл бұрын
English speaker - english is complicated Portuguese speaker - hold my beer
@zhuslyth61645 жыл бұрын
eu sei ne?
@Starmadien20196 жыл бұрын
Don't be afraid to take your time. We can wait.
@gracea84166 жыл бұрын
CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSSSSS it’s too early we.are.still.in.November
@slplssgr6 жыл бұрын
No. Never to early
@rattvisa4 жыл бұрын
Why does pm look like a kind version of the ”here’s johnny!” Guy from the shinning
@suchcreativity58706 жыл бұрын
Me Everytime a native English speaker complains about English: Them: Okay that made sooo much sense. English why you like this? Me: Are you serious? Them: Yeah! English is so confusing! Me: Yet you expect literally everyone to speak it because it's one of the most common languages? Them: Yes? Me: Do you know any other languages? Them: A bit of *insert language here* Me: Fluently? Them: Not really... Me: THEN QUIT COMPLAINING ABOUT ENGLISH BEING CONFUSING. KNOWING MULTIPLE LANGUAGES IS SO MUCH WORSE. Signed a fluent Non-Native English speaker from Poland.
@OhSeeBarber6 жыл бұрын
Im an english speaker but im fluent in french and i STILL think english is confusing.
@travelerofthemultiverse94446 жыл бұрын
I am a native English speaker. I don’t want to force anyone to speak English. I want the English language to die. The only way that will happen is if everyone stops speaking English, and replaces it with a much simpler yet just as expressive language.
@OhSeeBarber6 жыл бұрын
No fuck off.
@KatieSzi6 жыл бұрын
@@travelerofthemultiverse9444 You want the English language to die? Wait 'bout twenty years when all the oil runs out. I know a guy.
@travelerofthemultiverse94446 жыл бұрын
First Master Mavis Why is the oil running out required? Also what if something happens that causes all the oil to run out before 20 years does that affect the deal in anyway?
@--CHARLIE--3 жыл бұрын
The what would you do if the world was made of glazed donuts thing was a referencere to "We ran out of cd space" by Psychostick.
@goldfish65256 жыл бұрын
11:46 I thought you were censoring your videos.
@Zander22125 жыл бұрын
Bilbo wakes up suddenly to NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
@shep41846 жыл бұрын
*Bold of you to assume I won't be on KZbin on Christmas*
@rocket_starz6 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhhhh. You frickle pickle. This video was so funny it made me mess up on my line art for my drawing and now I have to start over. >:C
@rocket_starz5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry I was salty.
@pawsquisher57026 жыл бұрын
do you think the asks can be a separate compilation? im a fan i guess but it really throws me off. theyre not really funny and i just end up skipping them :/
@mikakestudios58913 жыл бұрын
I work a tv switch board. 🙃 I listened to this the past 2 Christmas and New Years.
@galaxykun64866 жыл бұрын
God making me: God: take an 11 year old girl Angel: yup God: give her an eating and sleeping disorder Angel:WHAT? God: make her some what suicidal Angel: Whyyyy? God:make her like art and Anime Angel: ok? God: make her have depression and Bi Angel: YOU B....!
@aeonaf.69235 жыл бұрын
Same but 13 and in a homophobic environment
@rairai10524 жыл бұрын
:3 *hugs*
@EchoOfKnights4 жыл бұрын
You need a hug. This is not up for debate. (っ.❛ ᴗ ❛.)っ
@EchoOfKnights4 жыл бұрын
@@aeonaf.6923 You too human. ⊂(´・◡・⊂ )∘˚˳°
@benjaminhicks80256 жыл бұрын
"What if the world was made of glazed doughnuts" is a line from We Ran out of CD Space by Psychostick and features other such lines like "What if guitars could squirt out sour cream, and nacho cheese, and pure sulfuric acid?" And "What if your hands were made of hot pockets? You would be the first one to be eaten in survival situations."
@TheAdvertisement6 жыл бұрын
You’re face is beautiful give me that beard.
@the.fairyonearth5 жыл бұрын
Dude, this is the first time I've seen your face! GUYS WE GOTTA PROTECT THIS PRECIOUS BEAN FROM ANY AND ALL HARM
@hekatonkries6 жыл бұрын
You look like Henry VIII.
@manicpixiedreamhurl036 жыл бұрын
@H OMG HE DOES
@domikaydominates45626 жыл бұрын
I lost it today, I . Lost. It. Why are you so funny? I’m gonna save this video for when I have a bad day. Thank you P.M.
@Alkxa71ne6 жыл бұрын
*WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAAAAAA*
@endergamer-fm9fi6 жыл бұрын
*MOUNTAIN MOMAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
@braden44366 жыл бұрын
*TAKE ME HOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
@MaresBarres6 жыл бұрын
...TONIGHT! I DON'T WANNA LET YOU GO TILL YOU SEE THE LIGHT
@fairyhusky92656 жыл бұрын
First second of the video WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED TODAY BARTLBY IS THIS YOUR BIDDING
@glazeliights70256 жыл бұрын
*b u c k a r o o*
@shineyrapidash78274 жыл бұрын
Who is this *BEAUTIFUL* human that we are witnessing?
@victoriatapia65146 жыл бұрын
Lol hellooooo
@Jade-yl9nf6 жыл бұрын
can i just say you dont look like what i thought you would........... you look better than i thought you would, btw youre the best and i love your videos a lot they really brighten my day
10:17 oh gawd imma actually reading that book in my ELA class PAT HOW’D U KNOW?!???!
@krystakrzyzanski60296 жыл бұрын
Ok so the thing is, dog is god backwards. ITS THE ANTI-GOD
@dragonchild10826 жыл бұрын
Christmas compilation? That would a great Christmas gift
@erinzimmer92576 жыл бұрын
“Who’s going to be using KZbin on Christmas?” How’d you know?
@30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat915 жыл бұрын
6:20 Exactly what i keep thinking..
@justsomerandomguyontheinte21586 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at the henway joke😂
@jaredcastro5794 жыл бұрын
With the mad scientist light switch, I would always tell out, "PULL THE LEVER, KRONK!"
@Caitlin_Mitchell3 жыл бұрын
So... I've never seen the 'updog' thing completed and I just laughed so hard that I started coughing.
@isaac-runsonspite52186 жыл бұрын
The Sims Grim Reaper in Formal Wear does look cool. But the Fanart looks hot. Also i love your voice so much. I could hear this to go to sleep.
@cecilcampbell71696 жыл бұрын
Those are some magnificent sideburns, Pat.
@localforestwitch72155 жыл бұрын
when you think about it, we've already done, everything we need to do in different universes so, whenever we're just being "lazy" it's just our bodies, saying "i need another universe rest, through this universe" and so, you just have to sit down, for other universe you also, whenever you feel REALLY loved out of nowhere, it's other universe you, loving theirself, or it's because they love themselves so much, because of a completment
@TheJemTeam6 жыл бұрын
Hey, upstate New York! I know the feel Pat. We moved from there 6 years ago from a small town where there was no one my age for at least a mile to Florida where I actually have people to talk to and a university that doesn't make you broke.