"J.C. and the Boyz comin' at you with their new album 'Aquavina', with the lead single 'Myrrhth'"
@Derpydude90015 жыл бұрын
"7pm and you've achieved literally nothing" it is exactly 7pm here and I feel attacked
@henryrodgers73865 жыл бұрын
Aw heck, It's half past 10 at night and I did NOTHING all day. You could at least order take-out...
@TheLastBlenderBender5 жыл бұрын
69 likes, nice
@lybliethetriggered45514 жыл бұрын
@@TheLastBlenderBender The ancient concord has been broken, the hounds of Hell have been released, we have all been killed due to the foolishness of others. Run, child. Do not look back. Not when you hear their roars, not when you hear my battle cry. Don't look back when you hear my ax cut through the air, nor when my swings stop, and my cries cease. Continue to run, be as an empty bitch, and meet yourself from the kingdom. Now, go, child.
@TheLastBlenderBender4 жыл бұрын
@@lybliethetriggered4551 wut?
@setheriss63245 жыл бұрын
Nobody: No one: Not a soul: PM: *KAZOO*
@bradenb8035 жыл бұрын
No no, like this. *K A Z O O*
@xnekomcx63535 жыл бұрын
*Discord's nickname is literally Kazoo* You rang?
@rpiotte5 жыл бұрын
I love how it gets louder over time.
@lybliethetriggered45514 жыл бұрын
With every Kazoo he becomes stronger, soon others will understand our infinite worship. They will join us. Kazoos will be donated, profit, rinse and repeat.
@inkyjonin53414 жыл бұрын
But...but kazoo. It's funny. Like using random tones on a synth so it plays ooo notes.
@jimmyf74555 жыл бұрын
5 is an “honorary even number” because even numbers and multiples of five are so easy to divide, since it’s just half of 10
@spookshankaman10382 жыл бұрын
I mean, yeah
@deermasscannon72855 жыл бұрын
Kills one more primordial soup god: oh cool this one dropped a small spoon
@journullism5 жыл бұрын
And soup.
@deermasscannon72855 жыл бұрын
Best reply I could have asked for on my comment
@unknownbunny98885 жыл бұрын
Anybody want to destroy an entire universe? Because if so, know that it will only drop soup.
@Sebas-bs8uk4 жыл бұрын
What do you mean he dropped a small spoon?
@sherbet33104 жыл бұрын
Sebas G. I mean, he dropped a *SMALL SPOON.*
@mika-05 жыл бұрын
"Five is like an honorary even number.." (1:08) Its probably because it has 4 letters, 2 vowels and 2 constants... But it's still five
@intothemagic5 жыл бұрын
Ami 255 and it’s in the center of the first 10 numbers. And is the half of 10.
@skyjoe555 жыл бұрын
@@intothemagic i think its most the half of 10 part, 10 isn't just even, its one magnitude
@jamesclark68645 жыл бұрын
Ami 255 it’s cause we use base 10. If we used base 6, 3 would be the honorary even number.
@BothHands15 жыл бұрын
Ami 255 i think it's cuse it goes into 10 2 times, which are both even numbers, and it goes into all even numbers ending with zero (10, 100, 110, 120, 1010, etc) an even number of times.
@Gamergirl-1725 жыл бұрын
I'm tired and my brain started to buffer
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: It: *Came from Tumblr*
@foxythepirate32185 жыл бұрын
Me: It's free real estate
@breeze62175 жыл бұрын
Alternative comment It Came: From Tumblr
@Nex.the.Person5 жыл бұрын
Hotel: *Trivago*
@whereismybed5 жыл бұрын
Big foot i saw you on EmKay video.
@sinenomine81015 жыл бұрын
@@breeze6217 also It Came From: Tumblr
@apuffofpink84845 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early Cyana didn’t give me a hu- CYANA! YOU STILL OWE ME A HUG!
@tsukiaquamooncat20414 жыл бұрын
[SCP OC]: Oh, look, it's an O5...Imma stab them. [Me]: CHILD, NO! [Holds said OC back] Not all O5s are bad people!
@taniksholdinganarchy40814 жыл бұрын
Bright: OH REALLY
@lybliethetriggered45514 жыл бұрын
I *ronic*
@bone_pizza4 жыл бұрын
14:00 They k n e w. That was foreshadowing at its finest. They were preparing and we just laughed like fools. Oh how the turntables.
@Taijirai5 жыл бұрын
I actually got vi sibly F***ed up from PM saying Steg was Steven's mother, father, and himself fused into one... just need a moment... I might have to go into rehab... oh gahd I'm spiraling
@phastinemoon4 жыл бұрын
I never realized how cursed that image is
@TheBigE99995 жыл бұрын
I want a god of war game where u fight the primordial soup gods
@stalememe47635 жыл бұрын
What a nerd. You haven't found the secret boss yet? You get 500 cans of soup for beating him and use it to upgrade your axe and leviathan blade again
@VeraVemaVena5 жыл бұрын
@@stalememe4763 "lEvIaThAn BlAdE" BRO IT'S THE LEVIATHAN *AXE* AND THE BLADES OF CHAOS/ATHENA/EXILE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
@datguymiller5 жыл бұрын
He YEEESS
@stalememe47635 жыл бұрын
@@VeraVemaVena LISTEN MAN I HAVENT PLAYED THE GAME IN 9 MONTHS
@VeraVemaVena5 жыл бұрын
@@stalememe4763 fair enough
@tiredyetsoft5 жыл бұрын
You don’t know what manhunt is?! It’s like hide and seek except (for my family/friends) we play it at like midnight outside, no flashlights, and you gotta hunt down and tackle everyone who is hiding
@winnerwannabe98689 ай бұрын
ay my friends and i are playing that game with the police right now!
@mistamemewide5 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to the Grandfather who called Jesus and his Apostles “J.C and the Boys”.
@shadowgirl12395 жыл бұрын
9:42 You know what would be even better? WHALEgardium leviorca.
@haveagoodmourning4 жыл бұрын
ohmygod I just want to say that I appreciate your existence and this fintastic pun
@Hawkens4k5 жыл бұрын
i lost it at the soup gods.... *I'm sorry i failed*
@gonerofsavers38135 жыл бұрын
Its ok.....i have what thay droped (purs out a can of soup that has a price tag on it)
@joekaput7474 жыл бұрын
I was not prepared for how long it went on. Not prepared at all.
@matthewbeach69634 жыл бұрын
First time I ever actually stopped breathing because laughing to hard
@bluemaster754 жыл бұрын
The reference is funny. I love it.
@DominusMono5 жыл бұрын
Cyana's Thighs, Save Lives, But if she wears Thigh Highs, It will be my Demise.
@michaellevin28615 жыл бұрын
Everyone's demise*
@grimtygranule51255 жыл бұрын
Amen
@generictimestamperstupendi90215 жыл бұрын
.... whats thigh highs.... should i be worried?
@erisdiscordia16495 жыл бұрын
@@generictimestamperstupendi9021 They're a type of stockings or socks or boots that go up to the middle of your thighs. They go pretty well with skirts and stuff
@dunamisd5 жыл бұрын
That unique take on the classic purpleyeswtf “im at soup” meme was fantastic
@soupgal5 жыл бұрын
The kazoo at the start gives me life
@pleasantvegetable5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: 5 feels like an honorary even number because it is half of the number that is the base of our numeral system, 10.
@thatonesentientbagel40435 жыл бұрын
We're getting closer, closer to Binge Comp. 50 And to Mega Binge Comp. 5 And of finally, ULTRA MEGA BINGE COMP. 1 COMPOSING OF ALLLLLL THE TUMBER VIDEOS EVAH!!!!!
@peachymunmagenta5 жыл бұрын
How long would that be?!
@uno68545 жыл бұрын
@@peachymunmagenta Too... Too long...
@imperialguardsman57265 жыл бұрын
@@uno6854 not.long.enough
@T00n4m15 жыл бұрын
1:11 Because 5 is in the literal middle of the number line from 1 to 10 and you can divide it evenly (sorta)
@A_Classy_Phoenix5 жыл бұрын
OMG FINALLY MY PHONE DIDN'T GIVE ME THE NOTIFICATION 2 HOURS AFTER THE FREAKING POST!!! IM HERE AFTER LESS THAN 20 MINUTES! FRIGGIN FINALLY!
@gaspshichat5 жыл бұрын
The "Soup" thing gives me joy
@catlover64065 жыл бұрын
Omg Fudge the poor ~ Pat
@natalietodd34315 жыл бұрын
Excuse my French, but it's MERDE
@plasticglove34785 жыл бұрын
1:08 because you can go 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 and you can go 5, 10, 15, 20 but 3, 6, 9, 12 sounds weird
@missycat75984 жыл бұрын
Maybe to *you*
@thealientree38214 жыл бұрын
7, 14, 21, 28
@bloodygecko25775 жыл бұрын
Pat: heres some Cyana whatcha gonna do? Me: smile at the cute blue robot *Edit: Oh 200 likes cool
@lucifers.morningstar38055 жыл бұрын
True, very true.
@Taijirai5 жыл бұрын
*communicates with elaborate thigh slapping language* avacado toast brunch.
@LordDeathwing175 жыл бұрын
Give headpats.
@KainaX1225 жыл бұрын
Wonder how I can hug The Smol One
@thecheesieste92045 жыл бұрын
I was happy until the edit
@Caitlin_Mitchell3 жыл бұрын
omfg the weather one BROKE ME. I'm high af right now, winding down from a shitty day at work, and I f**king read 'Oh the weather outside is [REDACTED]!' and it's funny but then hearing you SING IT f**king killed me
@foxythepirate32185 жыл бұрын
Pat, Cyana, other friends who work with Pat, where did you find Kevin and how do I hang out with him?! He looks like the kind of giant guy who will blow away a thunderstorm if he heard that you were scared of thunder!
@milk69824 жыл бұрын
"There's no time limit on success" Didn't expect to hear ACTUAL life advice from a Tumblr video.
@lifeoffire92485 жыл бұрын
I feel like the “P.M.” in your name stands for Patrick Mahomes
@imperialguardsman57265 жыл бұрын
Prime minister
@clumsiiconfidant57804 жыл бұрын
P.M = Perfect Man
@mudkipqueen9204 жыл бұрын
Pungeon master
@cedartheyeah.justyeah.39674 жыл бұрын
Purple Man. *It's Been So Long plays in þe background*
@onionring14034 жыл бұрын
Psoup Man
@marveludus5 жыл бұрын
I go to church every sunday, I know almost everyone in the community and I WILL use "J.C. and the boys" from now on. Thank youl
@catbatrat17603 жыл бұрын
9:47 Ok, I'm a Christian too, but that school is the definition of "killjoy", "prude", "buzzkill", and all those other words. I mean, seriously. Suspension? For a simple joke? Really? Let alone for a joke that was frickin' hilarious, lol.
@kiirawilson94985 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched all 44 of these and every single one makes me laugh more
@davalious51075 жыл бұрын
8:14 I love that description of marching band, I wasn't in it myself but the Jedi Master of my Lightsaber club was and he was scary to duel.
@badtriceratops18675 жыл бұрын
Alrighty then, make a 3D model of Cyana for basic reference that allows us to see how she looks on default
@edgarallanpoestan5 жыл бұрын
I love Cyana with my Whole Heart she’s so pure
@magicawesomemukbangasmr16155 жыл бұрын
Five is like an honorary even number because it's so easy to work with since it's multiples all end in either 5 or 0 in a readily predictable pattern: 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, and so on.
@BetaNights4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I think Cyana repeated the ends of PM's lines fucking KILLED me that was so gODDAMN CUTE!!!!
@maybeher02 жыл бұрын
15:07 this entire rant is very funny now considering Cyana by now is the ULTIMATE THICC embodiment of the Moon herself. oh how the character development strikes... :3c (we still approve tho
@krystallynx5 жыл бұрын
1:20 My ADHD brained ass feels real targeted rn oof
@croissantgun24985 жыл бұрын
same ;-;
@jjdraws33905 жыл бұрын
Is PM ok? I'm genuinely worried about our dad. He has been doing so many compilations.. Seymour?
@lukiicookie65695 жыл бұрын
JC and the boys bout to go on a tour
@beelovedclouds4 жыл бұрын
it took me a moment to realize this was made in 2019 because the tide pod post threw me off guard
@luissantiago51635 жыл бұрын
How did I miss this? J.C. and the boys is absolutely hilarious
@intotheindie88214 жыл бұрын
Surprised he didn't make an April Fool's episode where it's just "It's a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-" for 10 minutes
@1livenow5 жыл бұрын
CY SOUNDS LIKE ROBOT PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM AND I LOVE IT FOR SOME REASON
@cedartheyeah.justyeah.39675 жыл бұрын
8:55 I just got into the SCP Foundation community and this guy just... Sounds like Dr. Bright way too much. Yes, I am aware [for anyone else in the SCP community who may read this comment] that the list of things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do is a joke, but since the canon is incredibly loose, I have decided that he somehow cloned himself with an SCP [because let's be honest there is definitely one with the capability of doing so] and the clone's personality is entirely based off the list.
@Bruh-vs8jv5 жыл бұрын
Dear god, Cy’s voice is so cute
@phastinemoon4 жыл бұрын
Can we all just appreciate the sketch with the soup gods, how on-point PM Seymour’s impression of purpleeyeswtf is?
@emmablanche99545 жыл бұрын
judas wanted to go off and started a solo career. his new manager told him that if he exposed his former bandmates he would get more money.
@theowilding68035 жыл бұрын
10:31 dropped my phone and thought I cracked it lmko, nice drawing pat!!
@enderinnit10405 жыл бұрын
*cough* Mr beast did manage to plant 20 million trees *cough* your funny and this is why I love this!!!!
@starjones14 жыл бұрын
"And Smut realizes you're into all of that"
@beautybard4 жыл бұрын
The primordial soup God thing broke me
@legendofFranktheTank4 жыл бұрын
the internet has ruined me to the point where when you said "sweep" i immediately assumed it was an OwO speak variant on "sleep" and was very confused about how not wearing socks correlated to it
@anikasaxena42385 жыл бұрын
3:27 this frame is oddly inspiring
@melaniemoses57504 жыл бұрын
I feel like the innocent factor of Cyana goes up every time I see her in your videos
@clargonaut60155 жыл бұрын
Why did I imagine Cyana randomly gaining Return By Death (Re:Zero) and using it to repeat days over and over to get a "perfect ending" only for it to come back and bite her in the end.
@stay_safe_eat_cake35955 жыл бұрын
When you so early there’s no views and 12 likes.......even the ghosts love Pat.
@turktheturkey5 жыл бұрын
10:05 my dude Judas is the overconfident bass player who thinks they are literal God, I know that cuz I'm that. hehe
@awkwardukulele60775 жыл бұрын
You: Steven fuzed with his dad, and his mom Me, an intellectual: *THE FAMILY GUY*
@swadloom405 жыл бұрын
1:07 Oh my god, someone put it into words, thank you so much
@wailoonghiew14665 жыл бұрын
The last part where cyana just follows along with everything Seymours says is so cute
@lisahenry205 жыл бұрын
8:44 I think they have a different definition of chaotic neutral to my group. We have killed someone just to resurrect them and have them be our new tank because our actual tank isn't always able to join.
@Takisan1113 жыл бұрын
Rewatching old videos can be very interesting, especially seeing Cyana in her tiny robot form. I'm so used to her queen elf mom form.
@jazmin56165 жыл бұрын
14:21 The first time I watched this, I had NO IDEA what was happening. After rewatching it, I realized the reference and I lost it, that was so well played 🤣😂
@cursedpufferfish39884 жыл бұрын
IM SCREAMING J.C. AND THE BOYS
@jukesdtj6564 жыл бұрын
11:24 God damn it, why is this so good. How did video game terms, the act of killing god, and lines from an Abridged series of a 14 year old anime mix together to make something THIS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!
@rayanderson57975 жыл бұрын
5:42 Honestly, why does anyone even expect the government to do anything? Seriously, just ignore them. You're on your own. You always have been. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you can get to work fending for yourself and stop waiting for someone else to fix your problems.
@leslie13025 жыл бұрын
5:28 that’s literally what it’s for lol
@jonathancassidy46855 жыл бұрын
5 is a honorary even because it’s halfed into 2.5
@bap32275 жыл бұрын
and 2.5 is 1.25
@homoculus5 жыл бұрын
@@bap3227 and 1.25 is 0.625
@kaobble60004 жыл бұрын
8:50 read a story about a girl making 1000 swans to have a wish come true, but sadly she died but then her classmates finished it for her
@smoola39824 жыл бұрын
J.C. and the Boys made me laugh so hard I coughed
@Mekelaina4 жыл бұрын
the whole "5 being an honorary even number" is because we use base 10 numbers (decimal) 5 is half of the base and therefore devises equally into any number that ends in a zero or 5, which are quite a lot of numbers
@creiwentheelvenone67304 жыл бұрын
1:25 I am affronted you would call me out like this, Patrick! ROFL 😂😂😂 ❤️
@mannco94583 жыл бұрын
Holy shit missmoonified is the voice actor my god didn’t know she could do something wholesome
@mercwiththemouthsnewphone67983 жыл бұрын
Neither did I. But to be honest, she could do what she normally does as cyana, and I don't think anyone would mind...
@Kathychis4 жыл бұрын
The Primordial Soup Gods bit was making me chock on my laughter. I could not BREATHE
@brcraft21704 жыл бұрын
9:08 here in Brazil there is actually a thing like mixing alcohol and literature, it is called "filosofia de boteco" or in other words "pub/bar/saloon filosophy"
@Osiris0184 жыл бұрын
The hinge compilation jingle with the kazoo woke me up in a cold sweat
@Telawin4 жыл бұрын
I love the diss track you two had going right at the end
@thatgirlinamask86995 жыл бұрын
Ah yea, the bibble, and the main characters, J.C. And the Bois
@catapultwalkz-60275 жыл бұрын
Wait does at the beginning he say (Title) by tumblr And at the end (Title) Bye tumblr
@alexxmckay92745 жыл бұрын
5:20 then imma throw off their data. I mix multiple sodas together. Dr Pepper and Sprite. Strawberry DP, Normal DP, and cherry DP.
@revenevan114 жыл бұрын
They're doubtlessly already aware of such... *outliers*
@MusingMageofDisney5 жыл бұрын
I'm AT SOUPGARD! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUPGARD?!
@lukel.65825 жыл бұрын
I'm usually a pretty tough guy and not that soft, but sometimes I just like to sit down, draw, and watch these and feel warm and fuzzy.
@danthiel86235 жыл бұрын
Hehe that is hilarious J.C. and the boys
@robingoodfellow14844 жыл бұрын
periodic steg rants are the kind of quality content i pour into my ear canals
@destendgem4 жыл бұрын
I am seeing the Code Ment soup joke everywhere, and I love it!
@GuardiansWithdrawn5 жыл бұрын
1:07 probably because it's so damn easy to skip count by five just like it's easier to skip count by even numbers.
@wooyeah17385 жыл бұрын
The Primordial Soup Gods must be appeased.
@deeannecromwell84722 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your videos, they give me life.
@lavenderisdedagain45544 жыл бұрын
Thankyou for the artist thing because that is me constantly.
@harrietr.50734 жыл бұрын
Remember learning about J. C. and the boy's?
@tirsea48565 жыл бұрын
The soup bit is a great example of being predictable yet still being entirely funny
@its_rat_backwards4 жыл бұрын
8:56 Me: *sees that shadowy-dumb-octopus has a Alastor picture for their profile* Also Me: THEY WAtCH hAZBIN HoTel yEeEeSssS!!
@henrymars66263 жыл бұрын
Ohhhh the Cyana voice is so cute ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
@stonetimekeeper5 жыл бұрын
Cyana, Cyan and Kevin meet GLaD0S. GO!
@papayagirl54004 жыл бұрын
The Soup thing reminded me of MyStreet season 2 in the scene with Dante and Gene 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ZpEB27415 жыл бұрын
13:21 The fact that he does it in an inflatable T-rex costume as well gets me every time i rewatch it
@fuuryuuSKK5 жыл бұрын
5 is an honorary even number because it is a divisor of the base we use