"Boiled Nuggets" | Late Night Tumblr Posts

[@blossomvines341]

This is why everyone ships rival characters

[@jebthepleb492]

“Oh they fuckin” “They most certainly are NOT FUCKIN, they hate each other’s guts you pervert” “But look at how they fight they have to be FUUCKIn”

[@veronejaquel5106]

Yes

[@justseffstuff3308]

Yeah like damn why they gotta make fight scenes like *that*, this is always gonna happen

[@chinacarter8319]

I had those same facial expressions when I read those fight descriptions.....got kinda turned on imagining ANY PAIR OF RIVALS, GENDER REGARDLESS

[@Avriel_Mimiga]

for a sec i thought you meant Rivals Of Aether

[@martijnvanweele6204]

Tesla built a death ray because he could, then destroyed it because he should. Tesla was a mad genius, but he was a responsible mad genius.

[@val8869]

martijn van weele theory: so you know that theory that pinky (from pinky and the brain) was actually the genius and he purposely foiled the brain’s plots so that the world wasn’t destroyed? lets take that as canon for a moment. what if those two rats controlled him? like ratatouille style? sounds like a solid theory as to how a responsible mad scientist came to be to me

[@sad_spicy_boi4714]

Hes basically the good counterpart of rick from rick and morty

[@rain8412]

I mean, there was never any evidence of said death ray. At least Tesla gave us a general idea of how the hypothetical death ray was supposed to work, so I’ll give him a pass for it.

[@torazely]

he was also asexual

[@AuthorLillith]

Didn’t he offer to make a super-air defense grid of electric pylons that would instantly shoot down any plane not authorized by the target country to the highest bidder? Within 100 miles?

[@forgottenprince3706]

"Team of people and there's one girl." *Almost every children's show*

[@seanmcfadden3712]

Or the inverse. Group of girls with one boy who is either effeminate, has a crush on one of the girls or both.

[@NEETKitten]

@@seanmcfadden3712 Two sides of the same terrible, overdone coin.

[@Ultrakillisprettycool]

EXCUSE ME, VOLTRON HAD 2 GIRL CHARACTERS ONE WAS GIRL AND ONE WAS TOMBOY

[@joekaput747]

I knew that felt familiar

[@seanmcfadden3712]

@@NEETKitten True. Same with having a token character of ethnic representation or who has a disability. Sides of a D4?

[@lazulidrawzalot]

I love how one of the defenses someone makes for Tesla is “he liked pigeons”. I mean, I don’t blame him, pigeons are great.

[@trypptrapp266]

He's also a Cancer and shares my birthday (7/10)

[@paladinboyd1228]

IamWolfo !, And he didn’t steal all his ideas from someone else. Oh and the death ray aka the peace ray.

[@gameboy3d943]

TryppTrapp Crab Gang!

[@IMPofTHEGASsTATION]

Pigeons are amazing

[@GoldenFreddy-io9zs]

It is a valid point

[@Smollest_Jordie]

Oh. So this is why rival characters are shipped so much.

[@Shogun0099]

That, and shippers are primarily antisocial gits so starved of physical intimacy, that *anything* that could be considered "direct contact" is arousing to them, regardless of context.

[@yeetusthefetusthencommitse204]

TheLastShogun the sad truth

[@craftypig7548]

@@Shogun0099 can confirm, but ow.

[@johannaweichsel3602]

Whatever makes the best porn fanfic.

[@youmaybehighstrungbutimlok1601]

I feel called out now geez man

[@maxandcheese7394]

There’s an alternate timeline where Tesla built the Death Star

[@certifiedpossum8655]

You're living it now but instead of tesla we have a 3ft tall Filipino Elon Musk.

[@oats4breakfast]

Thank fuck we ain't in that timeline

[@giantmastersword]

How are you sure that it isn't this timeline?

[@anxietyprimev6983]

Thanks for the reminder, MaxAndCheese.

[@xavis7617]

Every single one of Seymour's drawings are just rifts between our reality and one where Cyana exists.

[@silkyxcore5497]

Ok but like Character in a fight scene: *short character get pissed at tall character and pulls them by their collar to meet their height aslo making their faces SUPER close* I'm dying h E l p

[@silkyxcore5497]

@@cheeryfairys Omg yes the tie makes it better

[@screamingcactus1753]

Super short character grabbing taller character by the collar and planting their feet against their chest, hanging off of them while bringing their faces so close together their noses almost touch

[@celestialgoldhart7752]

Short character being lifted up by a tall character. You fill in the rest.

[@sh0tgunsh1pping]

Character in a fight scene: *traps opponent with a wall of fire and strides around them, speaking ominously in soft voice* GrSjajd

[@lessevilnyarlathotep1595]

@@Ton34618 dont feel bad for shipping stuff! it's fiction and doesnt really hurt anybody, as long as potentially squicky/triggering elements are properly tagged so they can be blocked/blacklisted. just have fun! ship and let ship :D

[@madmalkavian3857]

Main villain: *shoots rival* Mook: Wait boss you ain't gonna restrain him? Main villain: No! Too much sexual tension and I demand my hatred be known!

[@Nothing-yf4ks]

Wait The villain _actually_ hit the rival?! *tears of joy*

[@alternatetimelinegiyuu6062]

FOOLS! THERE IS A KINK CALLED GUN PLAY!

[@Nothing-yf4ks]

@@alternatetimelinegiyuu6062 SH-

[@alternatetimelinegiyuu6062]

@@Nothing-yf4ks AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT KNIVES AND OTHER STABBY THINGS! WE ALSO HAVE *KNIFE PLAY*

[@Nothing-yf4ks]

@@alternatetimelinegiyuu6062 DAMN YOU I CAN'T EVEN FUNCTION PROPERLY ANYMORE WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE WHY JUST WHY

[@irishuisman1450]

Pukicho: “Spiders are 12 feet tall-“ _Ron Weasley is quietly sobbing in a corner while Harry and Hermione just stand there awkwardly_

[@coiledAgent]

"Ron was going to be spiders. He just was."

[@IamaPERSON]

Im Ron in this situation, because SPIDERS ARE SCARY!

[@mageless8192]

Somewhere in Florida there is a Harry Potter ride that can let you experience this in real life and honestly, I’ve never been so afraid in my life of a completely harmless object.

[@carloscastellanosdarkeyesi6126]

@@coiledAgent "Ron's Ron shirt was almost as bad as Ron himself"

[@candlecall]

@@carloscastellanosdarkeyesi6126 "Ron looked like a loud, slow and soft bird to Harry. Harry didn't like talking about birds."

[@micahyounes2477]

I read the thumbnail as “never gift a norse in the mouth” and was like ooo what’s that bastard Loki up to again

[@cordeliajackson8615]

I mean, Loki did turn into a horse once so it still works.

[@trainwreck237]

Cordelia Jackson Remember not to speak of what happened to Loki during that.

[@sieg.4300]

this comment convinced me that loki liked the time he mated with svađilfari and is now into beastiality sigyn doesn't deserve this.

[@trainwreck237]

@@sieg.4300 I said not to speak of that but I guess it doesn't matter anymore

[@sieg.4300]

@@trainwreck237 i chose to not.

[@SnowheadBlitz]

That last bit, I swear, P had a stroke- ALSO AGREED but I'm partial to the "lifting their chin" approach, much more formal and very easy to subdue/seduce your opponents.

[@Hambrack]

subduece

[@SnowheadBlitz]

@@Hambrack YEESSS

[@violetiolite]

The _lifting the chin_ trope will be the death of me. Persona A: *lifts slightly the person's B chin" Me: asdghbhdfhnb

[@arnerademacker8548]

@@Hambrack This shall now and forever be in my vocabulary. Thank you, kind stranger.

[@CeaselessWatch3r]

Person: * lifts their opponents chin up * Me: ok now kiss *pushes them forward *

[@gleefulpebble]

Didn’t Tesla spend the last years of his life hunting aliens?

[@SnowheadBlitz]

Like a lot of people do nowadays?

[@DevilSlayr]

I mean theres a nine season show on animal discovery thats literally a bunch of Boomers trying to kill bigfoot. So Tesla hunting for aliens isnt much of a stretch xD

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

Ah,Truly a charming gentleman

[@craftypig7548]

I mean, people literally wanted to raid Area-51, even though they knew they didn't stand a chance against the US government, so

[@Littleman3240]

@@craftypig7548 Pretty sure that was just a joke that went way too fucking far

[@giovannialoisio4523]

We should try and recreate Tesla's death ray honestly

[@qrbital9861]

Thats what the pigeons are gonna do in july

[@paladinboyd1228]

Giovanni Aloisio, In theory the government might have done it, why else do navy ships now have lasers?

[@Robot3k]

@@qrbital9861 this comment wont age well

[@coolskeleton9281]

Bold of you to assume we havent done that already

[@dylanmorris5352]

I think you would like the Leviathan book trilogy.

[@crystalhefner1884]

I thought it said Never Gift a Norse in the Mouth...and honestly now i'm just disappointed.

[@notAshildr]

Suddenly slave-trade.

[@inah.j.743]

I have laughed about your comment for about 5 mins now

[@NocturnalDecay]

dude same

[@loganricherson]

*sad viking noises*

[@animeiwolfqueen5226]

Lol, same

[@beatricefontaine3588]

P.M. that last clip is a small thing that, around these parts, we call fangirling. Welcome to the club.

[@daneverharen1694]

Beatrice fontaine but you can call me bea naw man he was making fun of those exact annoying people with the images and such

[@Evethedragon]

what about in a fight scene where one character is shorter than the other and forces the other character to bend down by their shirt?

[@Mach20]

Oh yea. That's the good stuff

[@dleonidae]

I don't think we're ready for the uncomfortableness of the sounds Seymour would make upon that...

[@henryhidgens4860]

OHohohohohoho

[@Fluff]

MMMMMM

[@galli0]

Mmhmmmhmmmhhhmmmmhhhhnnng -Seymour

[@Pukeprincess]

Pukicho: hey did you know that spiders are actually twelve feet tall and there chasing you right now. Me: HAHA you fool. This has always been our fantasy.

[@Pukeprincess]

Why aren’t the normies begging me for context yet.

[@jamescampbell2353]

I don’t need context.

[@jeemsers]

nO

[@loganmason5421]

@@Pukeprincess context or it didn't happen

[@radiantred4158]

If you played Dragon Age, that is your worst nightmare

[@nettlesomenpc889]

In power rangers there are 2 girls on every team but the personalities are girl and girl but not as much girl as the other girl

[@oriolgonzalez9328]

So girly girl and tomboy?

[@rukrawczyk]

This This is exactly why I prefer 3 ranger teams over 5 ranger teams. In the former atleast the 1 girl HAS personality...then again in 3 ranger teams the two guys are literally "jock and nerd" so...

[@GuiSmith]

highnoon1987 That’s why the girl always is the best one in the trio unless there’s a really good subversion of the jock or nerd or both.

[@icybeverage9276]

Yellow and Ponk? Right?

[@jasminemiller7485]

@@icybeverage9276 Or on the rare occasion blue.

[@thegodofallakira6349]

Odds1out: uploads P.M Seymour: also uploads Me: OH YEAH ITS ALL COMING TIGETHER

[@MegaGaming11]

mem

[@Lakefish_HAXX]

oh he uploaded too? sweet.

[@501Magnum]

Lmao same

[@gothnerd887]

Could it be a good omen?

[@firegodess_nullz]

DUDE SAAAAAME

[@faegentry7131]

This is hilarious cause on that fairy joke it's actually how that goes you give Fae anything they're keeping it bc you'd be offering a gift

[@wearelegallyrequiredtoeatd3580]

Fae Gentry Doesn't it depend on what it is tho? I don't know much about the "official" fae lore but if you give them gifts don't they own you in return so they're bound to you by fae magic, so that's why they don't give favours without anything in return and why they don't accept gifts? Sorry if I'm bothering but I really like the Fae and the concept of them, but there's a lot of conflicting information everywhere and idk where to look for official info so it's hard to know what's true and what's not

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

@@wearelegallyrequiredtoeatd3580 imagine a social awkward fae that can't reject a gift because that's rude and can't except it because then there bound to them

[@wearelegallyrequiredtoeatd3580]

hypnochonk oh my god that'd be hilarious

[@tsukinoakuma]

Character in fight scene: *restrains their opponent with a full nelson while their former enemy drills through the two of them, killing them both.*

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

Okay, Piccolo.

[@fullmetallemer6818]

Ah fuck, let's go get the dragon balls guys

[@GuiSmith]

At first I thought you’d said “drills into the two of them” and wondered if you’d go the gore route or the porn route and I’m disappointed in myself Edit: also... how does one drill into two people at once? I see many flaws in my train of thoughts there

[@yaboichase147]

“You’ve been here for a while. Better learn to wake up before you forget to.” Sounds like something Bill Cipher would say...

[@Paza9]

The different realm and different time mentioned in the comic was a freakish human mouthed fish

[@Crowstrove]

It also seems like something Bill would do-

[@torazely]

Nah. Bill wouldn't give you the chance to wake up. He'd distract you until you couldn't wake up anymore and then laugh as he wakes up in your body.

[@FanOfMostEverything]

Speaking as someone who makes a lot of custom Magic: the Gathering cards, i greatly appreciate the wetland disambiguation.

[@aliyakrebs8754]

That is such a niche and impressive skill, I love it

[@Jukestice19]

Is it just me or did pat say "plerry the platypus"

[@DraconixWingforged]

I heard that too!

[@sleepingfurret9042]

EmaS

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

I heard Perry the blatypus

[@vinnyart92]

he also said dinivation instead of divination

[@MafiaStrawberryShortcake]

Watching P.M’s late night tumblr posts at midnight hits differently ngl.. Edit: ok, that last post had me cackling into my pillow trying not to wake my family plz send help

[@deamoncastor7307]

Breath through your nose.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodwa54]

Don’t breathe

[@wingedalpha]

It _really_ hits different at 4:30 in the morning

[@bleachbleachBLEACHER]

7:37 - The obligatory female character is the first writing trope I ever became consciously aware of, and I'm pretty sure that's also how I figured out what sexism was growing up.

[@wooyeah1738]

2:27 If you’re a Sanders Sides fan, the end of the convo becomes 10x funnier

[@TheZincMaster-on1fy]

I did I derpy laugh when I noticed

[@orion2144]

H e c c y e a h i t d o e s

[@knightcorelowercase]

IKR!

[@torazely]

Antifastark would be Roman, ask-some-lads would be Patton

[@cicero3895]

@@TheZincMaster-on1fy oh shit hi Zinc, I remember you from DarkAngel 1204 live chats

[@worldlinezero4783]

2:50 I had that same sort of dream once, except it was in a jungle stuck in eternal night with no moon and no animals. It was completely silent. It started with me waking up on a flat rock, and I just wandered, thinking about how eerie it was. Then I started seeing shadows of people I knew that had died, made up of black clouds of mist, with glowing red dots as eyes. They followed me wherever I went, slowly getting closer. An uncountable amount of time passed as I wandered through through the jungle. I started hearing voices, ominous whispering. Then, the shadows began to disappear. A felt a strangely cold, yet warm breath on the back of my neck. I turned around and saw a black robed figure. It whispered to me "You shouldn't be here," and at that moment I realized it was carrying something. A weapon, likely, but as hard as I try, it was impossible to describe. It raised the object up, and I took off in a sprint. Duplicates of it were standing there, watching, from all directions. I tripped on a root, and it began to wrap around my ankle. I tried to crawl away, to no avail. The figure was there again, and it flipped back its hood and leaned in close and whispered into my ear: "Wake up while you still can." I turned my head to look at it. It had silver hair, but similar to its weapon, its facial features were indescribable. As I looked at it, the only emotion I felt was pure terror. I let out a scream, and awoke in a cold sweat. Definitely the scariest dream I've ever had.

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

I've heard of him

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

You were right to run

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

@@themostbritishpersonalive868 Why?

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

@@thelocalnecromancer1224 because he's very dangerous

[@averyfishyfish]

I'm pretty sure you just went to the afterlife

[@JoshJenrayAK47]

Strangely enough, I had the exact same reactions to the last few

[@mrgay3887]

3:58 “take it back now y’all” “buridh”

[@paintingjo6842]

OK, plan for tonight: 1. Order chicken nuggets 2. Boil the chicken nuggets 3. Eat the boiled nuggets 4. Edit this comment with my opinion on boiled nuggets Edit (that I had no idea so many people would want, seriously guys what's so special about the opinion of a random dude on the Internet): It's 👌

[@LucarioDoT]

We await your response

[@adrianaandrade6304]

Did you enjoy your chicken nuggets?

[@sayi50ch]

Just replying so I can get a notification. Awaiting results.

[@trashboy1420]

Why do I want to know if boiled chicken nuggets tastes good? Because I’m bored in quarantine. Why can’t I try it myself? Because the local supermarket ran out of chicken nuggets.

[@jailynnwinn3148]

Awaiting results

[@missobvious5436]

That last part got to me, I did not know anyone could turn the feeling I feel whenever this happens into sounds but here we are

[@CommissarMitch]

7:37 Actually that is called The Five Man Band. Look the Overly Sarcastic Productions video about it. Really informative.

[@madelinegams8856]

hell yeah, OSP is my jam

[@HyacinthTheArtist]

Yes, and OSP's newest trope talk is 'Strong Guy' and I love it.

[@kjrv7779]

That was a dry ending. Take a glass of water PM. Stay hydrated and stay safe

[@mauricemcdonald80]

7:50 maybe that’s what was in the room where it happened.

[@knightcorelowercase]

🙂

[@joeyfromschool]

Burr: What did they say to you to get you to sell New York City down the river?! Hamilton: uh, because we have the banks? Not because I was scared of the sheep, no sir, not at all.

[@Fasguy]

3:47 I guess you could say, they did "two hops this time"

[@Jackie-McCann]

DID YOU JUST

[@Mel_The_Weeb]

The last post was so relatable. Is...is this how us shippers look like to other people when we see something that gives us shipping fuel?

[@Polikaize]

yes. Yes, it is.

[@imjustverable3860]

Everyone wonders why I thirst for that rival x rival good shit, and to them I say dO YOU EVEN WATCH HOW CLOSE THESE MO'FOS GET I MEAN SERIOUSLY

[@caitlinanzovin1146]

Literally c!tntduo

[@ryanspruce7447]

7:38 there’s actually an anime out rn that’s the opposite of this. It’s “group of people with different personalities and there’s one boy”. I mean he’s also mute, amnesiatic, and the anime is based off a mobile game by Cygames, but still...

[@digaddog6099]

What's it called

[@sibit3608]

Title

[@cartoonishidealism582]

Also see: Every harem anime

[@nelsonthai1610]

Is it Princess Connect Re:Dive?

[@iheartkiecats]

3:48 at first glance I read that as “spicy” and tbh the post still made sense

[@selenamcmahan9234]

Person: (remember a funny prank he did to his sibling) i can still recall...our last summer...memorys that were made

[@conorvermeiren3534]

I had a dream where I was in this weird art gallery flooded in purple lights and my body was glowing and glitching out. Then, a guy in a purple pinstriped suit with a white flame for a head came up to me and said “you’re not ready to be here”. Then I woke up with heart palpitations.

[@FoxMarcello]

Tbh I was expecting a fight scene hold that was jarringly non-intimate for the sake of comedic misdirect

[@FoxMarcello]

Character in fight scene: restrains the opponent and BODYSLAMS THEM INTO THE FECKIN PAVEMENT

[@rooness2184]

@@FoxMarcello You fool, someone is *definitely* into that too

[@Ramsey276one]

5:20 quirkiest thieves EVAR WELL YOU GAVE IT TO HER “Not PERMANENTLY!!”

[@dezboodraws4953]

When you started listing off the pinning my heart couldn't take it, like fuck I got Vietnam flashbacks to all the anime, books, and manga that does this.

[@claireanela]

Source: me. I can sleep like one hour a night and be perfectly fine for the rest of the day. I don’t really do “tired.”

[@CeaselessWatch3r]

H O W

[@wooyeah1738]

YOU UNHOLY BEAST HOW

[@trashboy1420]

I have insomnia and often get less sleep than that unless I actually pass out from exhaustion. I’m always tired but most of the time I just kinda ignore it.

[@fiend-off-the-grid]

honestly, I either sleep like, the whole day, or I go for a half hour. Guess which one makes me feel less tired. _Take a wild F**ING GUESS!_

[@Fluff]

*HELLION*

[@unnamed_paragon]

8:33 - 9:14 *why do I relate to this so much I-*

[@dante.2639]

Idk

[@caitlinanzovin1146]

c!tntduo

[@MikuFutaba]

SCP-119500-j Name: Boiled Nuggets Object Class: Safe Containment Procedure: the user who originally posted SCP-119500-j is to be blocked by any user who encounters it. The account is monitored by Foundation Staff at all times. Description: SCP-119500-j is a post on the website Tumblr which describes the original poster hearing of "boiled nuggets" being just as good as fried ones. The user then goes on to say they tried this, and enjoyed it. A different user replies that he now has a desire to boil "nuggets" as well. It is then specified that the "nuggets" in question are "chicken nuggets". Anyone who reads this thread of posts will be possessed with a strange urge to boil chicken nuggets, and consume them.

[@archangel4868]

i mean... all chicken nuggets are boiled in some fluid, grease being the most popular fluid. if you are about to say they are fried, frying food happens in a dry or buttered pan not in a cauldron or pot filled with fluid.

[@archangel4868]

i just realized me calling deep fryers cauldrons paints any fast food employee as a witch

[@JP.calamity]

As a Swede, the mental image of someone singing Mamma Mia whilst cocking a shotgun almost had me falling over laughing at the absurdity.

[@vivalapluto2501]

Can I offer you all some coffee in these trying times? ☕

[@yunamchill9169]

Do you have a vanilla latte perchance, good lad?

[@ivyg1515]

No, social distancing is very important

[@cordeliajackson8615]

It’s probably poison so sure.

[@fandomfrenzy2220]

T- THANK YOU

[@Lemonnitenite]

How fitting, I'm supposed to be asleep right now

[@paulinedulay6136]

Dayuum same

[@huntersneddon49]

0:11 He even had a toy boat

[@huntersneddon49]

And if anybody tells me that I'm a year late, I know and I don't care

[@AccountLastname-yx9hh]

@@huntersneddon49nah, you’re fine, I’m 4 years late…

[@PinkyR]

6:38 There actually was a fish discovered to have human teeth, it's called the Sheepshead fish. So, we humans technically have fish teeth

[@jai6719]

Aldight, stOP RIGHT *THERE* --

[@lefandomtrash7746]

Fight scenes that end up like that are just, *chef’s kiss* perfect to both decrease and increase tension at the same time.

[@thewhalekikan2294]

Damn, PM really be out here having a stroke

[@vigilantsycamore8750]

4:53 Alignment chart. Tag yourself, I'm a swampy bog

[@noelhann5262]

How do I know if I’m alkaline or acidic?

[@coledewey3564]

Bog=acid which is bad most of the time Fen=not acid therefore good most of the time Swamp=only wood therefore somewhat lawful Marsh=more diverse but with no wood therefore somewhat chaotic Wetland= neutral by process of elimination. In conclusion a swampy bog (our example alignment via @Vigilant Sycamore) would be lawful evil, but the fun kind (follows the letter of the law to troll others with limited moral exceptions) and I am a swampy fen leaning wetland fen btw. TL;DR: in original post order; evil, good, lawful, and chaotic, with wetland being neutral.

[@cookieslime6585]

8:32 The *one* point in the entire tv series when my mom walked in the room

[@kordarveraku5499]

The boiled nuggets is an Indonesian trend... For some odd reason?

[@0riginal_zer030]

Wait, those nuggets I ate yesterday were boiled? Holy shit, I thought they were deep fried!

[@idkman9696]

America has tide pods, Indonesia has boiled chicken nuggets. Honestly idk which ones worse

[@indiralarasati1787]

Which part of Indonesia tho?? I've never heard of boiled nuggets until today

[@ember5031]

excuse me, is that a _homestuck_ i see-

[@SgtIronbeak]

@@idkman9696 the fucking tide pods what do you mean which ones worse one is basically just boiled chicken and breading THE OTHER ONE WILL QUITE LITERALLY KILL YOU

[@Ghost-vp1kx]

The part when it says that’s something to look forward to something in 2020, I was like: “HONEY AINT NOTHIN HAS BEEN ANYTHING THAT ANYONE WOULD LOOK FORWARD TOO!!”

[@LovelyWitch926]

The ABBA rebel songs post just made me think of a situation Me, distracting the guards so my fellow rebels can sneak into the government base: Don't go wasting your emoooootions, laaaaay all your loooove on meeeeeeeee

[@oats4breakfast]

Was that Mrs.Honey from Matilda after the girl finished a complex math equation?

[@wolfsong9134]

This was a very long Tumblr Posts and it makes me very happy.

[@donaghwilson7715]

In relation to group of friends with one girl, I know so many groups who are a bunch of lads and also one girl that they put up with and also is ones crush

[@brennanruiz1803]

Having attempted about 80% of those “fight scene” scenarios in real life, most of them *really* don’t work when your opponent is stronger than you unless you get *really* good leverage.

[@cardnial_omega]

3:32 Dr. Doofenshmirtz isn’t the only one that would swear. . . . . . Candice: MOM HOLY FUCK!!!

[@silkyxcore5497]

8:32 The last part had my imagining some unholy *stuff*

[@70Lu07]

Other good thing about tesla: He didn't boil chicken nuggets

[@stinkynorsk5883]

2:26 I have never expected Remus to have the most serious voice of them all

[@hanro50]

5:41 When you role a nat 20 on something stupid...and now it has to happen...

[@casualnobody8557]

1:41 The bit that made high-me giggle with glee

[@Blomstermark]

The bounty hunter is amazing, i have to use it in some dnd or other rpg stuff..

[@swadloom40]

0:51 One time I was listening to the Beatles #1 hits album when I fell asleep, woke up in the middle of the night to Hey Jude playing, and started crying for some reason. Those were secret emotions times 10

[@plinko-moss]

In my timeline, it’s “never punch a gift horse in the mouth” which is way cooler than “never gift a horse in the mouth”

[@moonlightshadowpony]

The "take it back now y'all" line made me laugh so hard my vision actually cut out and i was momentarily blind for a good couple of seconds.

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

Þois is my favoruite Late Night Tumblr Posts episiode. -Fart cone post, 0:24 -Gift horse post, 1:41 -Faceplanted into bees post, 5:04 -"Plarry Þe Platypus" 3:38 -Þe Despicable Me post, 1:51 -Tesla post, 0:00 -Reincarnation post, 4:03, which I'm glad isn't reality since one of my past lives was a murderer who died really embarrassingly. -Foodstuff divination, 1:09 -Accidentally ordered a giant slipper post, 1:27 -Cat, 2:27 -Chicken butt post, 2:43 -Hell post, 6:21 -Mature Phineas & Ferb post, 3:07 -"Boof" 5:00 Edit: -"Suburpan" or Supurbanan, according to PM, 5:33

[@want-diversecontent3887]

0:52 Every time I wake up at 5 am, instead of getting out of my bed, I stare at the closed window until 6 am. The blue it shines is fucking amazing.

[@MishaExAye]

0:40 I laughed so hard I started crying and nearly choked on my piece of bread

[@MizukiStone44]

The best part is that I just watched Venom, meaning that the last thing I thought when this ended was 'and then bites their head off like a gingerbread man'.

[@theyneverlearn3679]

1:36 I'm more concerned at the implication that companies make size 1,450 slippers.

[@mdbgamer556]

I have never been so concerned and so amused at the same time. This is why I continued to watch your stuff after finding you from Aphmau's series.

[@cy-bernet-ix]

all the “characters in fight scenes” posts make me feel... odd edit: can confirm that was me being desperate to be in those situations

[@a.o.fgaming3320]

High energy. whichever form of energy you think that fits you decide

[@pandoratheclay]

1:01 i woke up like two hours before my alarm and I’m pretty sure the emotion i felt was insomnia

[@justasadenbylookingatmemes4623]

Considering the trope of 'group of characters and one girl' There's also a trope that when the main cast has more female characters than males it's considered a show for girls.

[@himboratvin]

8:54 *Shoving my ocs into the sketchbook* GUESS WHAT'S GETTING DRAWN TONIIGHT Edit: If anyone wants link I'll link it if anyone donates a kneecap Edit: Wait feq I cant find any references Edit: I got traumatized.. Anyone got any other suggestions? Edit: Nvm I forgot you can do it in other perspectives. Edit: *DONE*

[@nicomoist5336]

Where? Art Now Please?

[@himboratvin]

@@nicomoist5336 I LOST THR SKETCHBOOK ho weveR NOW THAT YOU BROUGHT IT UP I'LL DO IT AGAIN

[@kennyholmes5196]

6:22 - 6:48 I think the scariest part about this one is that it implies that *people can and have forgotten how to wake up.* As in, *there are people out there that went to sleep, and literally forgot how to open their eyes of their own volition.* That's pretty freaky, IMO. Also, had this been shifted eighteen-to-forty-two seconds later, it would've been even more chilling due to numerological reasons.

[@blueberry.pancakes.]

THE ENDING KILLED ME OH GOD IM CRYING HEIDNWNDNLSNSWKSNF

[@ULTRAKILLPenelope]

As one of the people who "don't feel tired", we actually do. If you mean the ones who can stay up for a day and look completely fine, we're very tired but we just naturally hide it. If I am awake, I can't sleep. Think of it like insomnia but it affects your day period too.

[@dylanchouinard6141]

5:04 What is it, PM? You see something boy?

[@shanetaylor5403]

I haven't laughed all day and now I'm watching this and I'm damn near crying PM you're the brightest spot of joy in my day

[@mc.gemstone]

1:28 I remember seeing that a few years back on one the episode of the super amazing project with Dan and Phil about that slipper if anyone remembers that and know's what I'm talking about.

[@arnerademacker8548]

There is like one person in the comment section right now going "Yeah I do!" and honestly, good for them :D

[@mc.gemstone]

@@arnerademacker8548 nice ^-^

[@buckethatboy8719]

2:59 WHY IS THIS THE FABULOUS KILLJOYS

[@xenon8927]

3:38 to hear seymour say "f*ck you perry the platypus" over and over

[@johndavidtibbetts7320]

That dreaming guy with the fish tank straight up met Morpheus. Should count himself lucky he was in a good mood that day...

[@confusedmochi6520]

Ah, my f a r t c o n e

[@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308]

0:56 Can confirm I want woke up at three and felt nothing but pure ecstasy and power.

[@thenonperfectionist4114]

i wonder how many days ill wait for a homestuck specific episode

[@LordOfTheTermites]

I mean, this episode already hás trace amounts of homestuck, It isn't too big of a jump

[@dleonidae]

Well, it's already well past the 13th, so we'll have to wait and see in June

[@LordOfTheTermites]

@@dleonidae why june?

[@thenonperfectionist4114]

6/12 for dem trolls. and 10/25 and...11/11

[@raptorcharly8055]

I'm very glad I'm not the only Homestuck drawn here like a moth to a flame by that last thread.

[@meatballphilosopher5734]

4:04 That... That was implied to be a thing in the comic "Nexus." It was only there for like a page BUT IT WAS THERE

[@ohokay4663]

2:44 AMA!!! I adore ama so much! I made ama some art and then got a dm from AMA that was like "thank you so so much. I appreciate this so much. You're so good" and ama put it as the header for the blog, best blog ever Edit: I went and checked AND ITS STILL THE HEADER!!! I love ama

[@ohokay4663]

When I submitted it AMA said: "I love this so much , you ‘ re a beautiful creator . Thank you so many so much , please read to me again soon/̷̛̳̤͕̹̗̱͕̱͎͔ͮ̆ͩ̾̍̃ͯͤ̋ͦ̂̈͌̈́̄̑ͪ́͡/̴̡̰͍͚̗̈́ͭ̈ͪͦ̓͑̓̊̎̆͛̀͢ ?"

[@lionguy4107]

that last thread gave off the same energy as "scared, potter?"