if i were a drink i think i’d be like 90% coffee sweetener and 10% normal milk
@A_Classy_Phoenix3 жыл бұрын
I'd be a butterscotch slushie, with swamp green food coloring. You look at it, and you think it'll taste disgusting, but then you taste it, and it's sweet and nice. Because I look like shit, but if you tolerate me I'll be your best friend forever.
@CaptainDrinkalot3 жыл бұрын
I'd probably be a monster energy drink. Not bad if you have it once in a while but drinking 4-5 cans every day? Not a good idea (And also because my blood is probably like 80% energy drinks at this point)
@yazidefirenze2 жыл бұрын
I'd be Hot Chocolate with a few little baby marshmallows in it that look so happy in their boiling bath
@Oturan202 жыл бұрын
Decaf Dr. Pepper
@nobleskoogs3 жыл бұрын
As a class A commercial driver I may be able to eventually drive the molten steel tractor
@mrradio22953 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait.
@Kris-wo4pj3 жыл бұрын
I heard it pays pretty good too tho its probably unbearable hot.
@willraya17913 жыл бұрын
gasp ,post a video if you ever get to drive the molten steel tractor
@cupofmoss10073 жыл бұрын
You must post it to the discord. It is your duty!
@tokiWren3 жыл бұрын
dream job
@pandaman84053 жыл бұрын
The phrase "one foot in darkness and one in a hello kitty roller skate" reminded me a lot of the Yakuza series as a hole but mostly majama
@TheAechBomb3 ай бұрын
3 years and not a single comment on 'as a hole' for shame
@gat_demon82933 жыл бұрын
I didn't think I would relate to "grandparent friend"
@@snappishtemperament213 What on Ne York's Grey Asphalt?
@InkSans_FandomSoda3 жыл бұрын
15:20 DON’T TELL THAT GUY IM HERE, HE’S BEEN LOOKING FOR ME.
@aisyahd31543 жыл бұрын
😏
@InkSans_FandomSoda3 жыл бұрын
@@aisyahd3154 BEGONE WITH YOU
@huemanbean84993 жыл бұрын
👀👀😏
@InkSans_FandomSoda3 жыл бұрын
@@huemanbean8499 Please no ;w;
@bookishnewt84683 жыл бұрын
1:38 That hit me right in the heart.
@darkwolf40493 жыл бұрын
To the guy trying to escape Rome, just dont walk on the road and you'll be fine
@mme.veronica7353 жыл бұрын
What if they can't walk?
@darkwolf40493 жыл бұрын
@@mme.veronica735 then they can crawl, drive, whatever
@darkwolf40493 жыл бұрын
@Shasvin Puvanesvaran can y'all not tell when someone's joking
@mme.veronica7353 жыл бұрын
@@darkwolf4049 The hell is a 'joking'?
@RikatheInsectQueen3 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why I saw this in my notifications while i was working. Now I know why :)
@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain3 жыл бұрын
If I were a drink, I'd probably be a bottle of Dunkin' Donuts French Vanilla Iced Latte, but with no ice.
@FionaAnimatesBagels3 жыл бұрын
Fancy. I too will occasionally have some coffee in my morning cup of cream and sugar
@Kris-wo4pj3 жыл бұрын
Mountain dew hopefully code red but probably just livewire or pitch black (normal varieties of it but hard to find) but definitely at room temp and maybe kinda flat.
@seemysight3 жыл бұрын
If I were I drink I would possibly be a middle of nowhere gas station orange juice. The juice is very good but the atmosphere is disconcerting and you are pretty sure the barista is in some kind of list. But damm the juice is good.
@nobleskoogs3 жыл бұрын
Why no ice? Is it because you have no chill?
@seemysight3 жыл бұрын
@@nobleskoogs tô get more coffee
@RasmodeusQ3 жыл бұрын
2:23 this could actually happen irl, if you have a knife the same model of which was used to stab a person once; however, the person in question had 27 additional stabs from 27 other models of knives this could hold up in court since the accused doesn't have/ isn't known to have the 27 other knives used in the murder.
@RasmodeusQ3 жыл бұрын
@Chloe Martin I prefer the term "educated idiot"
@mothman58092 жыл бұрын
tweNTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS
@dot59443 жыл бұрын
The molten steel tractor is also known as the forbidden soup car
@Aliamus_3 жыл бұрын
I really hate that yt just yeets the video out of a playlist, I use "watch later" extensively, and its really frustrating to refresh a page and suddenly i have one empty video, no name, no author, frack before you ask, i drop all sub videos in WL and then play them on my second monitor while i read, or play games on my main.
@gerardalvarado44323 жыл бұрын
The vid was reuploaded, it has nothing to do with yt this time
@Aliamus_3 жыл бұрын
@@gerardalvarado4432 i know, i was talking about how the first video was now a [Video Deleted] on my playlist, the reason i watched this one is exactly because it was a re upload, I want my view to count, i want to give this video a comment for engagement, and what better way to do it if not by venting some anger at YT.
@RoseKindred3 жыл бұрын
Wait, didn't I watch this already? And didn't I watch the individual episodes? Wait, why am I having a conversation with myself? Time to binge some Tumblr.
@robynnhoud3 жыл бұрын
7:47 it also sucks having anxiety and heightened senses and being on the other side of that conversation telling people "hey just so you know the thing you did just then was a bit too loud/uncomfortable but it's ok I know you didn't mean it." and it feels like you're telling them "I hate you go suck a dog's left toe." and I'm just afraid I hurt their feelings because I asked them to be quieter.
@yamm..8323 жыл бұрын
"4 lesbian queens in steven universe " You have insulted my entire race of people, but yes
@theaterpsycho88853 жыл бұрын
Careful, Seymour. These posts will only be free for so long 🤭
@thechronos1733 жыл бұрын
14:58 i was not expecting a courage the cowardly dog reference and i almost choke laughing. love it
@CIoudStriker3 жыл бұрын
Imagine having to explain to people that you do funny voices on the internet for a living.
@ahlpym2 жыл бұрын
21:08 I can't believe you didn’t go with "Run, Forrest, run!". Well, I guess you never know what you're gonna get.
@kenlee89703 жыл бұрын
You can't fight the Homestuck
@FionaAnimatesBagels3 жыл бұрын
you definitely can. Just be prepared for casualties on both sides
@kenlee89703 жыл бұрын
@@FionaAnimatesBagels yeah thats true and pray that you don't see alternate versions of them
@jimmyjeff17773 жыл бұрын
@@kenlee8970 wh... *what's the alternative version?*
@kenlee89703 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyjeff1777 I mean, all the ghosts/alt versions that haven't ceased to exist 👀
@jangofitso58083 жыл бұрын
ok, your editor and your interations with him made this 5X funnier than it already was, and I've been dying of laughter from most of these any ways
@Danielathan10 ай бұрын
6:18 Ah yes, Vanilla, one of the rarest, most expense, most fought-over luxury items in the world, and we use it as an adjective meaning *_PLAIN._* Like, NO! Vanilla is anything but plain, _do you know how hard it is to get vanilla?_ Also, vanilla is really tasty; why on earth do people pretend otherwise?
@WolfgangDoW3 жыл бұрын
21:50 "it's not lying if they aren't entitled to know"
@annana60983 жыл бұрын
Yeah, my coworkers aren't entitled to know that I spent all weekend playing video games. I don't feel bad telling them that I just did housework and ran errands. They're not entitled to my medical information, so I don't feel bad giving them a boring answer so they don't guess something embarrassing if a refuse to tell them.
@goblin.26183 жыл бұрын
18:52 How fucking dare Tumblr call out both me and my best friend. We’re both grandparent friends
@ursa45803 жыл бұрын
2:25 I desperately need to see this turned into a Detroit become human fan comic
@mothman58092 жыл бұрын
Yes
@snappishtemperament2133 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'd be really old, stale, flat, room temperature strawberry Fanta everyone mistakes for being fruit punch
@natipop87353 жыл бұрын
3:24 i would be the original pink lemonade looks cool, but is just lemonade with pink water
@IC1101-Capinatator3 жыл бұрын
So,real life Frostburn is chilli peppers and mints,eaten at the same time.
@snappishtemperament2133 жыл бұрын
Implying frost burn doesn't exist irl??? Am confuse
@IC1101-Capinatator3 жыл бұрын
@@snappishtemperament213 Well, I meant ONE OF THE WAYS to get real life frostburn.
@RyuNekohime2 жыл бұрын
As for 16:08? Then I must secretly be really happy because I have no idea who ANY celebrity is, my mom looked like her soul was escaping her when I informed her that ‘I have no idea who that person you mentioned IS, though?!’ She listed a bunch of movies and I’m like…that tells me NOTHING! She goes ‘He’s Brad Pitt! Everyone knows who that is!’ Nope. ‘I don’t know. If it was *little sister’s name* she’d know, I’m sure, but I sure have no idea who that is!’ Honestly? I still don’t know anything except he’s a celebrity.
@anthonykafka423 жыл бұрын
Watching this while having a mild panic attack. And the band aid *sent me*
@gameandgamer1479 Жыл бұрын
“AI, or The Underlying Intelligences, is a brown and yellow paroxysm of idiocy rife with wordplay and comical parables.” “I’m going to teach you something quick. Every time you see a dog bite someone, you become a father figure to a whole new generation of ballers.” “Everything else pales in comparison to the raw power of releasering your Boogeyman. Yep. It’s like dark chocolate in reverse.” Three brilliant and insightful quotes that will be written down and put on my quote wall.
@ianhowick3 жыл бұрын
Yoshi's island? Nah, they're talking about the Gnome challenge in Left for Dead
@JadianRadiator3 жыл бұрын
2:56 the Crystal Gem's home world, yes. But stating the shows name like that implies you're referring to the 4 starring gems. Which would be 3 lesbians, plus the titular (male) Steven.
@phastinemoon2 жыл бұрын
No - the Diamonds are sisters. Or as close to it as the Gems could come
@susulpone3 жыл бұрын
Seymour, if you ever go to a public event with fans there, you have to take Andy with you. And you need to be dressed like a superhero and their sidekick.
@sciencesithtx27343 жыл бұрын
Came home from a work that I no longer enjoy after a birthday party I wasn't able to enjoy because of when it started. And then I find this video. And enjoyment filled romp through Tumblr application. One of the best parts of the day has been this video only topped by finally getting to enjoy the cold war raygun. So Patrick and by association any and all editors. Thank you for showing me the parts of life that allow enjoyment and happiness.
@ResidentNintendoNerd3 жыл бұрын
2:28 TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS
@mme.veronica7353 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'll take an uhh... Ceaser salad?
@mme.veronica7353 жыл бұрын
Sorry worng comment
@guardianboreal1432 Жыл бұрын
When the new frog post came up I was away from my phone screen working, thankfully not doing anything Alchemy related otherwise bad things, but i instantly rushed over when i heard new frog and it's cute, kupo!
@tezlaactual65823 жыл бұрын
Okay but horror maze game but every time you pull up the mini map it changes randomly but somehow still fits with the area your in
@eebydeebybobeeby Жыл бұрын
The 28 stabbings with 1 knife sounds like a bard trying to be a lawyer for their rogue partner member and somehow rolled a nat 20 on charisma while the prosecutors failed.
@queebles31833 жыл бұрын
3:24 vinegar, because I take cucumbers and make them into pickles in the basement
@novalightress18543 жыл бұрын
FATHER HAS RETURNED!!
@FlareTDWYT2 ай бұрын
6:24 my favorite vanilla thing (dogday lol) is far from plain.
@nerdiwolverine3 жыл бұрын
The ome post with the argument "If a teacher can't teach all of the subjects, then a student shouldn't be expected to learn all of them" is completely true and I agree with it 100%. However, I still laugh everytime I hear it because when I lived in Texas the schools I went had to elementary school teachers teach all of the subjects. Like, there would be about 7 teachers in each grade, and they each had about 25-30 kids and they taught Reading, Writing, Math, Science, and Social Studies. Music, Art, Computer Lab and PE had their own teachers.
@PippyTheFan3 жыл бұрын
18:57 Lol, Grunkle Stan was the first thing I thought of when I saw the post 😂 (also if it makes you feel any better Goldie ends up saving his life :)
@Respectable_Username3 жыл бұрын
Andy's precious. I want one! Where do you find an Andy?
@rockgirl6786 Жыл бұрын
0:32 I absolutely adore people gushing about their partners. I hope I meet someone who I can talk about like that soon
@darkdemonwerewolf3 жыл бұрын
To the Steven universe question technically right and technically wrong. It's more like three queens as Pink was treated far more like a daughter by the others not an equal. During the show I'd say one or two as white seems to just lock herself in her room but blue and yellow still fear her, guess you could argue It's three but it's for sure not four. And afterwards still three because Steven doesn't rule along with them.
@annana60983 жыл бұрын
"married to each other" is that relationship implied between any of the diamonds? Not any of them to pink because they treat her like a child. Maybe blue and yellow? Ruby and sapphire would count, but not pearl or amethyst. Dragon Prince actually has two women married to each other with an adopted daughter who inherits their kingdom when they die.
@fluffyraichu970610 ай бұрын
6:03 The funniest thing about this for me is that I was playing cookie run when this quote popped up
@chalkwarrior55423 жыл бұрын
i was having a crisis when i saw this got uploaded. then I got the big serotonin :) thanks PM
@divabhardwaj63813 жыл бұрын
12:06 scorpia from she-ra
@weirdst_2 жыл бұрын
“Why is your friend so weird?” “They came from Tumblr.” “Oh.”
@sirk6032 жыл бұрын
14:24 maybe it’s because each teacher is responsible for teaching 100s of students, while each student is o lot responsible for the learning of 1
@observantmoose25633 жыл бұрын
"28 STAB WOUNDS"
@voidboiyt3 жыл бұрын
*"DIDNT WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH?!?!"*
@WolfgangDoW3 жыл бұрын
CAaaaaaaaaarl, that kills people
@ashen_halo6219 Жыл бұрын
3:21 i would say midnight grape kickstart but I'm really just grape Fanta
@TheCrazyCapMaster3 жыл бұрын
20:15 as the DoorDash delivery driver: *YES.*
@PupdudePwns3 жыл бұрын
3:26 Jolly Rancher blue raspberry slushie, but you slurp it up through an extremely-long garden hose
@oblivion26743 жыл бұрын
Andy is too amazing I have to actually watch this now not just listen
@Voidspun-Yarns2 жыл бұрын
2:32 *Didn't wanna leave 'im a CHANCE, HUH?!*
@PashaGamingYT3 жыл бұрын
That bandaid on the monitor harmed me
@didgeridooo3 жыл бұрын
Hey seymour can i give you a head pat when you make it to binge compilation 100?
@jetseekers3 жыл бұрын
Also, anyone got a link to Shinji's Netflix VA's twitter? I kinda wanna take a look
@itdefinitelyis Жыл бұрын
welp tumblr did add polls and it did get batshit crazy very quickly. i am happy i get to say i was here to witness it
@kodered593 жыл бұрын
3:15 How dare somebody else be the same drink. Without even saying it right. It's chinerilla.
@forest95623 жыл бұрын
This is amazing
@DatBoiChucklez3 жыл бұрын
I think I’m a McDonald’s Sprite that’s not quite gone flat but very close. How ‘bout you?
@thevioletskull81583 жыл бұрын
3:24 Like before,I’m mango juice,what about you guys?
@funnyvideoguy32162 жыл бұрын
17:53 the thing is I know exactly what they are talking about when they say “raised by the French”
@corrauniverse2693 жыл бұрын
4:52 he would've loved this
@russianman29973 жыл бұрын
The oceans 11 clip is my favourite
@leemadden52032 жыл бұрын
I just got a tumbler and now every time I read something it’s in you voice and I can’t read it in my own voice now
@HanQuokkaCore2 жыл бұрын
11:42 Andy I love ya man
@aSh-pi1in2 жыл бұрын
3:30 I'm Lemon flavored Ice Tea
@perrytheplatypus40513 жыл бұрын
Editor Andy superiority
@seanking71343 жыл бұрын
Apollo, either calm down with the gift if prophecy or like amp it up because God, could we need it
@jessexisting9333 жыл бұрын
3:23 if i were a drink I would be pepsi. im always the second choice. or Sierra Mist
@Laughing_Dragon3 жыл бұрын
18:12 I feel called out for about...half of that...
@phoenixofthestars079 ай бұрын
2:42 LITERALLY MY WIP 😂
@vividdaydream15162 жыл бұрын
"If one teacher can't _teach_ all the subjects, how do they expect students to _learn_ all the subjects?" *Me, putting my Punny Sunglasses on:* "step back fam, I got this. It's because grading the homework/tests of all those students EVERY NIGHT, even when it's on just ONE subject... is _a full time job."_
@virtueofdragonsdreamer77833 жыл бұрын
3:00 The Diamonds from Steven Universe are more like sisters. At least I think so anyway. More like a big family unit.
@itslexactually3 жыл бұрын
r/sapphoandherfriend
@alchemlemnis3 жыл бұрын
6:50 I CANT ESCAPE IT I CANT FIGHT IT
@FishyTheEel3 жыл бұрын
Random guy on tumblr: "a writer isn't defined by a number of words, lines or paragraphs" Me: "a writer is defined as someone who writes"
@PippyTheFan3 жыл бұрын
15:56 Hey! I read that person's fanfic!!! :)
@C.L.G._Artisa3 жыл бұрын
If I was a drink... I think I'd be water... which can be found in pretty much every drink. Interesting. 🤔✨
@Nani-yd1hq Жыл бұрын
I wonder what kind of drink guy would be... BuzzFeed give me the sacred text GIVE IT TO ME
@Nani-yd1hq Жыл бұрын
Me: Now you may be wondering why it took me 25 minutes to take a 2 minute BuzzFeed quiz Random person: I really don't care- *smack* Me: Well I'll tell you haha it wasn't easy hahaha
@hourai-san38293 жыл бұрын
What do skeletons eat? (Here is the obligatory thanks for 6 likes, we can make it seven)
@hourai-san38293 жыл бұрын
For the person who liked this without knowing the answer, you awesome
@hourai-san38293 жыл бұрын
It's spare ribs
@InkSans_FandomSoda3 жыл бұрын
Bruh I’ve heard this one a million times get better material-
@mme.veronica7353 жыл бұрын
@@InkSans_FandomSoda not humorous enough for you? Or do you just have a bone to pick with us
@torazely3 жыл бұрын
Whats their favorite instrument?
@creeperking68632 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry for putting out this out but the only thing that went to my head at 2:42 was you mean the entire plot of MLP
@thewholecircus3 жыл бұрын
2:56 okay, there are a lot of lesbians in Steven universe, however, the diamonds (who I assume you were referring to) are all kind of like gods, and have never shown romantic interest in the show. Are the diamonds aroace like peridot? Who knows!
@mme.veronica7353 жыл бұрын
[SPOILERS] There is a diamond that shows romantic attraction and her name is Pink
@WolfgangDoW3 жыл бұрын
They're definitely ace, they literally don't breed they're created artificially by injectors
@thewholecircus3 жыл бұрын
@@mme.veronica735 Good point, I suppose it's still up for debate for yellow, blue, and white. I wasn't really thinking of pink.
@barelyrayssa98083 жыл бұрын
2:56 let me introduce you to The dragon prince.
@jordanhasch25442 жыл бұрын
19:40 came along, grabbed me by the shoulder, punched me so hard I saw stars, then picked me up, kneed me in the balls and hurtled me into the next galaxy. WTF was THAT?
@FlareTDWYT2 ай бұрын
3:30 NyQuil
@yazidefirenze3 жыл бұрын
Clothes from the soup store
@WolfgangDoW3 жыл бұрын
Bet they did that on purpose
@yazidefirenze2 жыл бұрын
@@WolfgangDoW WAIT Is there Soup from the Clothes Store?
@Ginlock453 жыл бұрын
As a hetero I just want to say I appreciate glitter people. Even if its just for the simple fact you are shiny. Shine on you refractive diamonds.