It Came From Tumblr #71 | Binge Compilation

[@fake-inafakerson8087]

"Your not invited to my birthday party anymore" works great when your 90. It could be your last and you don't want to see them

[@cryptoscorch8486]

Surround yourself with your older friends and it sounds like you've given them a death wish

[@pencilRC1]

Then you live to 91, “well shit.”

[@totallycrazystudios1801]

That would honestly make me cry

[@sylvirgiomanach1491]

I'm 30 and I still have birthday parties. I mean. Not lately. 'Cause plague. But my last four birthday parties were The Incredibles, sharks, dinosaurs, dinosaurs. Being uninvited to my birthday party means you miss out on awesome food and terrible movies. (Not counting Incredibles. Incredibles are... incredible. (I had to))

[@rdnckgrl30]

The insult for all ages

[@jessicaable5095]

While the Percy Jackson fandom cries in the distance, the Artemis Fowl fandom is still planning arson in their silent fury

[@edgewastaken2432]

Im crying while planning arson

[@crileaie2458]

@@edgewastaken2432 Same but I’m crying about the Wrinkle in time.

[@lilslicelive]

You fools I am in both of them. :,)

[@thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334]

Planning? Oh you sweet, summer child...

[@jetpackdog3427]

Nice

[@LeiLine]

“Disembodied human feet off the coast of Canada” *awkwardly makes my way out of the room* haha yeah...

[@oreculeslazyinterstellarte5798]

That’s just Canada, only the moose go into the water

[@LeiLine]

Lordes Tokar they are brave creatures

[@Luci_Diavol]

If I remember correctly, moose actually hunt in the water... which would explain the feet-

[@Devisidev]

Fun fact! A moose can dive up to 20 meters below the surface to feed, which is why an Orca is a common predator of the moose!

[@slugintub2642]

”haha, yeah. Weiiiird......

[@DreemyDreemz]

The "code switching" one legit just made me feel so much better. I was worried I was being fake, and I was going to have a crisis because all my "personalities" feel so natural that I'm not sure which one is real, but finding out that it's natural and literally everyone does it is such a huge relief

[@Kris-wo4pj]

Everyone does code switching. Its the reason most people dont get fired from their jobs in the first wk. Being fake is pretending to be friends with someone then behind their back talking crap or sabotaging their other relationships.. So youre fine.

[@sir_cabbage1170]

@@Kris-wo4pj or pretending to be happy to a customer but really you just want to grab them by the back of their neck like a small kitten and SHOW THEM THE THING THAT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM IS WHAT THEY WERE LOOKING FOR.

[@Sonic-oh2ly]

I keep finding out all the things about me I thought were special are just normal, and I hate it :(

[@Wyi-the-rogue]

Haha what no I’m not my O.C.s in a trench coat.

[@Ender3264]

To OP, damn I feel the same way-

[@paintastic5209]

When I told my family about the "you're not invited to my birthday party" post, one of my sisters said "no, it doesn't deal more damage because you've got confusion on top of it all. When you are an adult, you only invite those you really trust to your birthday parties. Saying this as an adult means 'you've lost my trust'." And that makes too much sense.

[@donald12998]

King Arthur flour will rise, when our knead is great.

[@drbeesting7277]

DID YOU JUST...

[@IamaPERSON]

And Wheat really appreciate it, but he's probably busy making some dough.

[@jinxfeetunder380]

This made me feel physical pain

[@kasstories7311]

Y just y 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[@kasstories7311]

I am a PERSON well your know he’s done when you hear the bell chime

[@Dragon-hu5ev]

I didn’t get all the Duolingo memes. I wasn’t practicing that often, and then I got a notification that said, “What does ‘die’ mean?” I am afraid.

[@meaganbrady2737]

it is too late for you to be forgiven

[@bellkim2284]

BAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@Dragon-hu5ev]

Meagan Brady *_OH GOD-_*

[@TheStripeTailedFiend]

Looks like *THE* time has come.

[@swawssfm9760]

RUN

[@lonelyfroggy5787]

“Gender neutral things to call your partner: significant annoyance.” Me: is- is that a Trials of Apollo reference?

[@Asinglegrainofsand]

Finally someone else recognizes it! Solangeo is best

[@jhanvelascocastor9697]

WHAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS?!?

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

@@jhanvelascocastor9697 But...You...Were...

[@Fisinocean]

Also another hilarious quote from nico "With great power comes great need to take a nap"

[@LadyMythos315]

SOLANGELO

[@defaultdance4727]

"JACK!" "ROSE!" CAN I SHIP IT? No, it'll sink *you*

[@aspillust]

“I’ve had it up to HERE with you, ELIZABETH” i nearly spit out my juice

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

I thought of Eliza Schuyler tbh

[@senacario5942]

@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma ANGELICA

[@beelieboo]

I thought to Queen Elizabeth the First-

[@doodlebob3797]

And I thought of Elizabeth Midford.

[@sentientlabcoat4144]

2:48 Not to worry you, but I think your "little brother" is actually an 800 year old vampire in the the body of a child. Run. Edit: if he offers you flesh with scales on it run FASTER

[@phastinemoon]

Nah, bro - he’s a sourcerer.

[@mad-hq4cz]

@@phastinemoon watch out! he’s gonna source all his claims and you can never stop him!

[@theshuman100]

Sir thats a fish

[@Rhyxelz]

or eat it to become a dragon

[@sentientlabcoat4144]

@@Rhyxelz lmao I was referring to Japanese folklore but that would pretty cool though

[@jupitertheplanetboy7328]

THANK YOU GAUD, FOR LETTING US KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OLIVE OIL AND SACRIFICED VIRGINS OIL SO WE DON'T BURN DOWN OUR HOUSE NOW TIME TO SACRIFICE MY WORST ENEMY TO MAKE CRISPY PARMESEAN CHICKEN FOR MY PASTA AND USE HER ORGANS FOR NOODLES

[@metroplier8392]

For the last time, I won't be a sacrifice for your cooking!!

[@ireneparkin3360]

You okay there? We're worried about you.

[@Hey-Its-Dingo]

Doesn't have to be FEMALE virgins. ;)

[@meaganbrady2737]

jesus that got dark fast

[@fede6811]

Sacrifice the virgins 7125

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

Some people given the “oob” treatment: Billie Joe Armstrong Boobllooboob Jooboob Oobrmstroobng Walt Disney Wooblt Doobsnooby Howard Phillips Lovecraft Hoobwoobrd Phooblloobps Loobvoobcroobft

[@th3crazyguard1an85]

Who your gonna call?

[@swadloom40]

DOOBSNOOBY

[@crazedrambling16]

Swadloom *DADADADADADA* (Eddit: My name is now "Oob Sooboobmploob Oobrtoobst Voobr. Twoob

[@livindeadghoul]

@@th3crazyguard1an85 GHOOBST BOOBSTOOBRS

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

FNaF edition: Froobddoob Foobzbooboobr Goobbrooboobl Boobnnooboob Joobroobmoob Foobtzgoobroobld Choobcoob Soobsooboob Foobxoob Froobtz Smoobth Goobldoobn Froobddoob Phoobnoob Gooboob Coobssoobdoob Froobdbooboobr Poobppoobt Choobrlooboob Oobmoobloob Moobngloob Sproobngtroobp Woobllooboobm Oobftoobn Moobchooboobl Oobftoobn Coobrcoobs Boobboob Oobloobzoobboobth Oobftoobn Hooblpoob Hoobnroob Oobmoobloob

[@wave6553]

"People sleep with their doors closed?" me: what kind of psycho sleeps with their door open?

[@azureaqua_1177]

Wave Excussseeee me? there is a bright lamp in my hallway that does not consume much energy and it gives off very good light so it’s the perfect amount of light when i leave the door open so i don’t have to waste my room light

[@wave6553]

@@azureaqua_1177 Ah, so you sleep with the light on too? Truly reprehensible.

[@phastinemoon]

My cats like to go in and out of my room as the night goes on - I’m not gonna lock them in or out, just because the Internet wants me to sleep with the door closed

[@tolga6834]

My room is tiny so I have to sleep with the door open, im scared of running out of oxygen and suffocating in my sleep lmao

[@stormbird990]

I sleep with the light on too. I'm very afraid of the dark

[@lisablack5479]

16:44 i just casually call my friends babe platonically and I'm bisexual and open to polyam so my family thinks I'm dating my entire friend group and its hilarious.

[@cadethebabe3222]

I'm pan and need physical contact to *l i v e* and my friend came over once and was cuddling me and my parents thought we were dating so we were barely even allowed to sleep in the same room

[@PlagueMoo]

hahaha, thats amazing

[@lilyellerd9330]

"Bold of you to assume I have dignity" *I laughed out loud while my parents were watching a movie*

[@celaestialwuffi2850]

For everyone who is curious why the color is called Eigengrau: it's German and means Selfgrey bc in your eyes your receptors send your a Part of themselves why it seems Like Grey and mit black. This is a different Shade of Grey for every human and thats why Eigengrau (Selfgrey) (eigen=self)(Grau=Grey)

[@masicbemester]

So basically, Feedback Gray

[@lennartstockl5826]

Opens eyes. No light. Eyes: Confused grey

[@porigonxd]

Good try demon

[@hoosten]

It's also known as Brain Gray

[@wren5962]

Mint black?

[@jzbplayz2222]

2:02 Yes indeed there are people who have the ability to mimic other peoples voices in their head And I am one of them.

[@amxterxsu138]

Same

[@DeathDealer_1021]

same

[@gitanesnedeker6404]

I have the ability to mimic certain voices that i hear when i sing. I found this out by mimicking Simba during Hakuna Matata.

[@Kassieq]

SaMe

[@AdventureHusky]

Its both a blessing and a curse because I have a nice narration voice that consistently plays whenever I read books or stories and I really like her, but if I watch youtube video before reading then.......she completely dissapears and I begin reading EVERYTHING in the last few voices I heard before starting......Let's just say Waluigi and basic bitch anime boy as love interests is very........interesting.

[@alexferry8388]

15:32 and the significant annoyance right after that made my Percy Jackson fangirl ass fall out of bed

[@mattonite6372]

The fact that there was a Jojo reference and there are no Jojo fans saying “my name is Yoshikage Kira I’m 33 years old” surprises me

[@EldritchCloudKitty]

Same. I really hoped to find some.

[@watergamer6446]

to be fair, pretty much everyone knows that his name is Yoshikage Kira, is 33 years old, lives in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, is not married, works as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, gets home every day by 8 PM at the latest, doesn't smoke, but occasionally drinks, is in bed by 11 PM, makes sure he gets eight hours of sleep, no matter what, (after having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed) usually has no problems sleeping until morning, just like a baby, wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning, and was told there were no issues at his last check-up, ultimately trying to explain that he's a person who wishes to live a very quiet life, takes care not to trouble himself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause him to lose sleep at night, that being how how deals with society, and knows that is what brings him happiness. Although, if he were to fight, he wouldn't lose to anyone

[@imreadytokermitsomecrime4761]

@@watergamer6446 goddammit

[@umbral3428]

Dumbledore after being called Gandalf: oh you'll *pass* alright

[@dragonnx2843]

As someone with ADHD I can safely say that the guy at 5:42 is spot on

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

_"If you want to tell little stories, here's a good idea: Have a point!"_ ~ Steve Martin

[@thorodinson292]

same

[@half-a-person517]

I mean I have autism but its not wrong for most of my guys

[@Codeheart]

I mean i think it's because the more descriptive titles make you question what's going on and make you wanna read to find out

[@JingleShoes]

Yes

[@LateSleeper]

15:00 ...TF did he just say? **rewind** Yep, "International Ballistic Missile"

[@TheLonglived3]

2:35 for ages 12 through 17, you can use "You're not invited to my funeral anymore."

[@ravenblackwood9900]

"Stay the fwuck home uwu" i almost woke my husband from laughing

[@timbernichols]

Me: “Hey mom, can i get this app called Tumblr. I want it so i can show my art and talk about memes with people.” My Mom one day later: **finally text back** “Sorry sweetie, I was working. We‘ll talk when I get home” **Mom gets home and doesn’t even say hello** Gotta love being the forgotten child

[@aaronmotes760]

How's your day been honey? Are you getting enough sleep? Did you eat? Is there anything I can do To make you happy? How do you feel? Take care of yourself ok? You're doing great.

[@KFCGAMING55]

The same thing happened to me except that I'm an only child

[@aviaviavian]

Hey, are you okay? Have you eaten, drank water? How have classes been? What are you proud of? Ooh, what's your tumble handle, I wanna follow!

[@squiggles6861]

guess what, i’m adopting you. you’re gonna have a gay dad as your parent now

[@wolf-fang]

@@squiggles6861 i think two other ppl r taking care of op to

[@Bottlecapper3000]

PM seymour has tired chaotic good cleric energy

[@cas7441]

Having a group of mainly gay friends with maybe one or two straight friends and them being the only ones to NOT get the joke so you feel like you have inside jokes

[@eliasbischoff176]

1:24 king Arthur actually never has to rise again, if things just progressively get worse

[@the_archer895]

the john mulaney impression its perfect i watched all three of his comedy specials and it sounded just like him i applaud you pm seymour

[@lucyandecember2843]

Had to do a double take to check cause i thought it was the actual john mulaney and i was so confused lol

[@acidic_eggplant9713]

Don’t judge a book by it movie, Eragon Series screams and cowers in the corner

[@noahtackett6264]

Hey, Eragon was a better movie than the PJO movies so at least it has that going for it Though The Last Apprentice got a decent movie adaptation that was just loosely based on the first book and changed enough to where I wasn't disappointed with it. That shows there are 2 types of movies based on books that are great: Harry Potter, where the author actually had a lot of influence and they tried their best to be faithful aside from a few changes, and Seventh Son, where they change so much you can separate it from the book. Everything in the middle is a bit disappointing

[@IONATVS]

And tbf even the books do follow the Hero’s Journey template so faithfully that they read like a fantasy AU of the novelizations of the Star Wars original trilogy. Which are very good, don’t get me wrong, but give a bit of deja vu.

[@lunad.a.w9690]

I like to use carl Azuz, morgan Freeman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and danny devito, manly morgan Freeman are the voices I use most often

[@falpsdsqglthnsac]

Artemis Fowl is a more recent casualty

[@Asinglegrainofsand]

I’d like to add that Uncle Rick has never seen the PJO movies because in a tweet he described it as so, “for you, it’s a couple hours of entertainment. For me, it’s my life‘s work going through a meat grinder when I pleaded them not to do it.”

[@radiowlet]

2:00 This is very useful for when you're reading books and like to imagine people's voices saying the characters' dialogue

[@thealtpandapng]

5:39 I now feel bad for making a scary story named “AJ”. It was about an actual haunting I had experienced where I found out through the source of very disturbingly specific descriptions of my two-year-old-brother’s imaginary friend. But,like you wouldn’t freak out if your brother came up to you and said “AJ’s mommy has blood (his way of saying dead back then) and his daddy’s in jail and you’ve been hearing pacing footsteps in the attic a 3 am every night you wouldn’t freak out.

[@francescagearsolid]

“villains cursing the gods for sending kids and teens to fight them” hits different when you’re up to a part in an rpg where an eleven year old and his grandpa are trying to fight off a literal spirit of death and destruction that is singlehandedly enslaving the entire population to be mind zombies essentially

[@lucyandecember2843]

What game? o.o

[@francescagearsolid]

@@lucyandecember2843 yo-kai watch 2 for the nintendo 3ds! it’s a rlly good game but it’s a sequel to the first game (yo-kai watch) so if u wanna play it play that one first :))

[@rdnckgrl30]

@@francescagearsolidthey made a movie of that one, I think. I’ve never played the games so it depends on if the story goes how I think it goes. Heronyan? Go back in time? Model 0?

[@knight123x4]

9:55 This made me think of that mythos/religion trope of "I shall go, but I will come in your greatest time of need," and it's them talking to whatever caused the apocalypse

[@merryhee6947]

i’m too early to have a creative comment, so here’s a fun fact. sappho was rumored to have a husband, but that is thought to be a joke considering his name basically translates to “John Allcocks of Man Island”

[@ms.therapie163]

A h y e s a f u n f a c t i n d e e d

[@Missbumblebun]

When you're so lesbian that people joke about you being a lesbian

[@ithycabacon7194]

Ah yes, quite a fun fact

[@absolutesnails6733]

Man island 😂 10/10

[@kyleboffa793]

Sappho of Lesbos, the island that led to us calling wlws lesbians, "Yeah, I'm totally straight. Have you seen my hubby? He's John Allcocks. He's the king of Man Island

[@trizegard]

22:25 people: *starts sayong "one of us" me: *joins in because i'm canadian

[@clockworkpotato9892]

Mood

[@Drache191200]

*Me who joined in because bored as fuck at 5:20 AM but is german*

[@wakemeupOUTSIDE]

gooble gobble

[@clockworkpotato9892]

@@Bob-rr7hj Bid you just walk into this comments section, and rickroll us?

[@trizegard]

@@clockworkpotato9892 yes they did and they deleted it

[@tuesdaywithanh]

Yesterday some of my friends and I were in a limo, and I handed pieces of tape from a dispenser in my purse with no explanation and it's the most chaotic thing I've ever done

[@Tortle4444]

15:24 I don't know why, but I just love this so much. It's probably my favorite post I've seen. It gives me chills

[@FeenickzVR]

15:44 this was actually so sad I legit started tearing up

[@raelynn1743]

9:27 This is why you have a boyfriend who can give you dino nuggies

[@newyorkyankees81]

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[@Moony-Lighty]

I just realized that he impersonates John Mulaney on some of these. *He does a really good job.*

[@wulfleyn6498]

I just remembered that in social studies we learnt about code switching and how it generally worked. It was pretty interesting.

[@LancetheGallade-fs2yn]

15:35 There's actually a manga with this plot! It's called "Negative Yūsha to Maō-gun Kanbu,", or "Negative Hero and the Demon King's General."

[@kordacpz]

0:27 Genuinely made me tear up a bit. I needed this a lot. Thank you.

[@yeenmachine206]

“Don’t judge a book by its movie” Me, feeing betrayed by the film adaption of Starship Troopers

[@nickkurzy2246]

You and me both

[@totallycrazystudios1801]

*Series of Unfortunate Events movie* I do not care if it is a good movie it misrepresents the books so badly.

[@meking1808]

@@totallycrazystudios1801 Ikr I just looked at the screen going "what the- why" for about five minutes after the ending

[@Kris-wo4pj]

As someone whos never read the book but has heard an indepth summary of it then all the compare and contrasts of it and the movie. I enjoy the subversion.

[@erraticonteuse]

I'm sorry you like your fascist "utopia" stories played straight.

[@peytonleffingwell8082]

The "significant annoyance" drew back all my repressed memories of Trials of Apollo, damn

[@LadyMythos315]

Time stamp please

[@peytonleffingwell8082]

@@LadyMythos315 15:53

[@joelbell6075]

For the vegan kid: how did so many other kids KNOW that you were vegan? Oh, actually, I already know why.

[@RocRolDis]

If they were vegan, were the kids all that wrong? Isn’t being vegan when a member of an omnivorous species pretends that they’re a herbivore? ;)

[@reinatr4848]

@@RocRolDis herbivore /ˈhəːbɪvɔː/ Learn to pronounce noun an animal that feeds on plants.

[@phastinemoon]

I get the joke, except in school, chances are that everyone knew because this poster was ACTUALLY known as “that kid who eats weird food” since everyone eats in the same lunchroom and nothing stays secret for long.

[@DarkDragonOfChaos557]

every single time i hear gaud talk about the "sexy fish" i just start laughing hysterically for no reason.

[@BGDMusic]

7:56 this is basically how gaming is. getting good at something helps me play it well but it cannot protect me from just making dumb mistakes like forgetting to jump or something

[@VitaEmerald324]

1:22 (June 2021 edit): so I told my mom about this and she mentioned that SOMEONE (probably the parents) must have made a big deal about the kid being vegan 12:46 makes me happy because in middle school every cool kid would try to get on me and the rest of the nerds’ collective nerves with “Snape killed Gandalf with the Force” and shit like that. I like to imagine they got their asses whipped. 14:38 I’m straight and so’s my family but I’m also into a ton of fandoms my family cares nothing for so I can relate, just on a separate plane.

[@wumpus976]

12:22 I’m impressed by that impression of the Icon of Sin.

[@tundralwhisper7345]

I'm pissed at the "oob" treatment, because it makes my first name into Noobcoob.

[@malkrie1444]

Coobdoobn Broobcoob Cooboobltoobr as my full name. Good god, or should I say, Gooboobd Goobd.

[@Asinglegrainofsand]

Hi Nick, im Doobloobloobh oobnnoob bloobm

[@lachstar8340]

Y’all think you’ve got problems? My name is now Loobchloobn Moobgooboobre!

[@supercatgirl1000]

LachStarYT yeah we think we’ve got problems alright, I’m Poobnoobloobpoob (goes by Noobllooboob) Stooboobn

[@helloworld2409]

Hi nico, I'm coobdoob

[@angeldark404]

As someone who grew up in rural Appalachia, those old houses still have wandering spirits, doors are shut to stop the ghosts from standing in the doorway while you sleep. Plus, fire safety bonus!

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

3:44 "If I bite into a chicken sandwich, and its a cake, I'm sending you to god." -A KZbinr.

[@arsonistnpc]

7:48 My name is elizabeth and with my habit of zoning out and zoning back in randomly i almost had a heart attack

[@thedrunkenslayer3348]

4:00 So I’m “Thoobdroobnkoobnslooboobr” Damn

[@unknownbunny9888]

What would my name be? Seriously I'm too lazy to replace EVERY SINGLE VOWEL of my username.

[@Ramen_Doodles08]

I’m Moobdoobsoobn

[@poopoo2454]

Moobth moobn

[@ThatOneGoji]

Oobsooboobc

[@Hana-Yomi]

Foobndoobms Loobvoobr

[@danielisgamer]

Freind: what's your favorite movie Me, who cant pick between 3 of them: the sreeax movie

[@literally_trash]

4:57 wait thats not how you eat apples.. well guess i'm not human anymore

[@quokka_yt]

Me too

[@mothgirl0512]

jail to both of you

[@blargminton]

5:53 this naming convention has taken hold in isekai manga and i hate it

[@monikasdeletetrainchoochoo7445]

I have no clue how I got here- Wait- has this video happened before- *Dejavu Silenty Starts playing* Me:OH GOD.... NO

[@newyorkyankees81]

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[@Snowkit1000]

Just Monica Just Monica Just Monica Don’t delete This video Please

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

Oobltoobmoob Dooboobmboobt MK 1 I can't say this without laughing just the sound of "Oobltoob" just I can't i CAn't heheheehahahahaha

[@malkrie1444]

Main final fantasy villains with this name treatment (numbers are the games they are from): 3. Clooboobd oobf Doobrknoobss 4. Zoobroobmoobs 5. Oobxdooboobth 6. Koobfkoob Poobloobzzoob 7. Soobphoobroobth 8. Oobltoobmoobcooboob 9. Koobjoob / Noobcroobn 10. Soobymooboobr / Joobcht / Yoob Yoobvoobn (or, if you count “Y” as a vowel: Sooboobmooboobr / Ooboob Ooboobvoobn. Easily much funnier.) 15. Oobrdyn Loobcoobs Cooboobloobm

[@ssumbody6251]

1:58 Yes, I can actually do this with PM Seymour’s voice. I tested it by saying something I would never hear PM Seymour read: I hate cheese.

[@squirrelthegamer8483]

Honestly, don’t get the appeal. Cheese is not only rotten milk that usually smells repulsive and grows mold, but it’s milk from another species that’s currently clustered up, wallowing in their own feces. And that’s all aside from the fact that lactose is for any animal is meant and is only used by, infants of said animal. I mean honestly being lactose intolerant isn’t a dietary issue, our bodies know better and mutated to try and stop this shit! Why is milk and cheese so god damn popular???

[@evo9727]

20:16 Wednesday actually makes sense here, seeing as (in Norwegian) it translates to Onsdag, or Odins dag, which then goes back to being Odins day.

[@nyxcantspell2466]

7:38 i can vouch that all new england houses (not just the old ones) are haunted

[@Sneaky_Snail_Pie_02]

I almost scrolled right past this, but the thumbnail caught my eye and I went "EXCUSE ME!? The WHAT NOW MOVIE!?"

[@Lucianareo]

I just opened up KZbin and didn't know what to watch and then I was blessed with this notification

[@irisdelorme5256]

5:46 we had to read a book like that in French class (the language here is French, so think like English class) and the title translates to something along the lines of "the bizzare incident with the neighbors dog during the night" (I think it's original language is English + I 100% recommend u read it it's pretty good)

[@delenut6665]

Person who can recite the be move script: Me who can resist the entire Undertale script : finally a worthy opponent, our battled will be legdary

[@silentglacierfang]

20:09, that's a killer Odin cosplay, especially with Hugin or Muninn on their shoulder. Also, love the joke about it being Wednesday because for anyone who doesn't know, Wednesday is named after Odin (Odin's day), calque-ing the Latin "Day of Mercury [diēs Mercuriī]," itself a calque of the Ancient Greek term "Day of Hermes [ἡμέρα Ἑρμοῦ]."

[@SimpPluto]

Okay but you’ve herd of superwholock I RAISE YOU ONCE UPON A DC’ LEGENDS OF SUPERWHOLOCK. ONCE UPON A TIME,DC’s LEGENDS OF TOMORROW,SUPERNATURAL, DOCTOR WHO,AND SHERLOCK.AHAHAHAHAH

[@RobjectionableContent]

The Satanic pentagram of fandoms

[@vinnyart92]

wait did Legends even HAVE a fandom??

[@suneee_]

6:27 *oh, the pain*

[@d31m08_]

7:45 I can testify for this, as a Wiccan with very active sprits in my house and an ancestor altar, my curtain-door remains closed at night. Even though my walls are open, most spirits are not purposefully malevolent, and will understand if a door is closed, and respect your boundary. And if there are malevolent spirits in your house, may I advise a simple sage and cleansing to rid the place of negative vibes. I don’t know how, but this comment has become a simple guide on spirits. Wow. The wonders of oversharing!

[@mayaweaver1566]

When you need to make a joke, but you realize you’re still closeted

[@Tree12897]

I felt this on a spiritual level

[@Emily12471]

Mood

[@Lakhshamana]

5:35 this guy would enjoy Japanese Light Novels immensely

[@Ghosty0623]

last time i was this early Katherine Howard still thought this time was different also 1:59 i do this with jokes i dont find funny and read them in PM's voice because it makes it funnier? idk its fun please tell me im not the only one

[@galileo_the_star_lion]

Ah a fellow Six fan. It's wonderful to find you here.

[@username5741]

Hello fellow 6 fan

[@livindeadghoul]

Ah yes, the theater kids are arriving

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

For some reason I can þink in almost everyone's voices. Alþough, accents are annoying because it's really hard to switch between þem, especially wiþ British and US accents...

[@andreleblanc2833]

@@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 you used a thorn when you should have used an eth. Them would start with an eth, not a thorn.

[@hayman5376]

13:01 they call it the extensive vocabulary of tumblr yet they're on tumblr and none of them are using those words except for op.

[@cheeseman2681]

8:10 I thought he said he had "the entire floor" to himself" and slept on the floor

[@notagoat281]

3:17 I mean, moose _are_ mammals, so you could technically milk them. Assuming the moose didn't stomp you into paste first.

[@hylianexpected1171]

19:21 OH HOLY SHIT When I was like 10, I knew a family where the mom's name was Aphrodite, the son's name was Apollo, the daughter's name was Athena, and the dad's name was Dennis. I always thought the incongruence was funny, but 10 years later, I've realized that dude had been named after a Greek god after all, and it's shocked me to my core-

[@healerofthewaters6508]

I... I like to bake. I've baked way too much during this pandemic. Also I am Looblooboob.

[@possums154]

Lily Stephans I am Booboobtloobjooboobcoob

[@theletterh6011]

thoob loobttoobr h.

[@samiacool9]

I’m Alooboobnoob

[@makotonaegi3652]

Goobnrooboobl Koobroobkoob

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

And I Soobtoobrdooby

[@henryrodgers7386]

18:13 the Discworld series. The Librarian. This is him, in a nutshell. Go read the books. Now. Or I'll tell Gaud you hate his spirit animal, The Luggage. (it might be Pukicho's too, so expect knives in your oatmeal)

[@menezes3388]

10:25 is the literal best thing ever and no one can tell me otherwise.

[@leothebackgroundsheep3010]

19:44 You know that episode of Adventure time where Ice King stole a bunch of parts from various princesses(The most beautiful part of each as he put it) and used them to make a Frankenstein's monster amalgamation that made everyone but Ice King himself found so hideous they instantly fainted/started barfing. This is the Anime girl Version of Amalgamation Princess.

[@lindseycollins5633]

5:34 Ticci toby Jeff the killer And many more are honestly interesting titles and they don't describe much other than "this kids name is toby and he ticks" or "his name is jeff and he kills"

[@Fishy77877]

I’m watching this while drawing and let me tell you it is a back and forth battle to simultaneously watch while drawing and the same time. I feel like I’m Stuck in a ping pong match against myself. On one hand, I want to cry tears of laughter, on the other, make indents on paper. The struggle is real.

[@infinitespaces_]

Gaud stans have entered the chat-

[@jackandfriends1358]

Uh oh!!!!!! Looks like someone is not practicing social distinsting you know what happens now???????

[@infinitespaces_]

*OH SHI-*

[@dominiklehn2866]

"eigengrau" german,literally: own grey(gray? is there an official one)

[@sniclops15]

Own gray refers to the fact that every person who does this will end up with a slightly different shade of gray. It is, quite literally, your own gray.

[@annana6098]

Grey is British English, gray is American English, because Webster was trying to make everything that sounds the same be spelled the same. He did not entirely succeed. English will not be tamed.

[@kiiyus]

15:24 this post made me feel inspired, sentimental and somber all at the same time and idk how to feel abt that

[@Rae0814]

“Sweetheart, but Rivalry” That’s just Vidia and Tink in the Tinker Bell Movies.

[@Koenna99]

8:50 Gaud jumping conclusions...They could have looked up what the fish was since they gave the name of the species...

[@keittykit]

2 dislikes already? This was posted 23 minutes ago. How dare they!

[@poligarf3]

i only see 1 dislike

[@opmanop1561]

MCtheKZbinr You were the second dislike weren’t you

[@Ramen_Doodles08]

Someone took theirs back after reading this comment

[@mr.twister4345]

Update, its back up to 2 dislikes.

[@ArchOwlAngel]

It’s at three dislikes after an hour so

[@Cri_Jackal]

8:18 Baaulp? _Baaulp?!_ He needs the soda to *_SEE FASTER!!_*

[@yourlocaltrashpanda7008]

2:17 I’m 15 and I legit do this to a piss off some of my friends because it’s “childish” and b to make the other friends laugh histerically

[@Xanorack]

6:33 *Eragon fandom wailing from the depths of shitty movie hell*

[@cameronjensen9397]

Here is my chance, to leave a comment that everyone would see, and laugh at. A chance, to leave one single mark on history, even after I died. Egg and green ham.

[@Ramen_Doodles08]

W h y d i d i l a u g h

[@councilcarrot]

This may have worked on these simple-minded fools, but you cannot make I, Carrot, even chuckle... But in all seriousness have a nice day, this was just a joke 😁

[@cameronjensen9397]

Two hours in and I already have 15 likes and three comments. I am somwhat surprised by this result. And I am a bit happy about it.

[@Hana-Yomi]

Why did I laugh?! Its just four words

[@Asinglegrainofsand]

I just snorted

[@kasstories7311]

P M you have helped me a lot and have made me laugh when I am having a Travisesty. Please add 1 grain of sand to my room until I sircomne to the desert

[@Apollo_G]

6:06 YES IT DOES, I NEED A LINK

[@SuperHGB]

Spoiler: It uses the skin of the recently dead

[@zapdog_]

20:02 when i get old i want to radiate the same power as this man

[@trevontemitchell8038]

I am on the chosen people who can recreate words in my head that people have never said I FELL POWERFUL

[@danganronpatrash8053]

mood