It Came From Tumblr #72 | Binge Compilation

[@MaxFirestorm]

"Britain is a strange place" Could have just stopped there and been correct.

[@vvronskyy]

Can confirm.

[@luc1ob]

@@vvronskyy can can confirm

[@breezierchip8355]

Am Brit, can confirm.

[@dylanchristman978]

Am Floridian so its worse here

[@SapLeaf471]

yes

[@Sparksly_]

I had seen that "sacrifice body parts to resurrect people" post before, but despite that, my mind automatically went "They didn't say it had to me MY body parts."

[@FurmanGirl321]

You start a "bring back your loved ones" business and people start paying fortunes and sacrificing arms and legs!

[@solutrose8123]

Sparksly me too

[@crazedrambling16]

Stormblessed Me: I guess you could say that the business would... _cost an arm and a leg?_ My brain: Yes, that’s what they just said. That joke isn’t funny. Me: Yeah, but... (sigh)

[@elitaylor146]

I just thought of sacrificing individual cells

[@Why-uo7cj]

Same

[@codenate02]

High-quality prank: paint somebody's regular face on an egg and send it to the Clown Registry

[@Luci_Diavol]

Would that make them legally a clown?

[@datbanan2717]

@@Luci_Diavol are you saying thats a bad thing

[@xerxsesbreak8455]

@@Luci_Diavol Time to draw Trump's face on an egg.

[@idkhonestly7163]

@@xerxsesbreak8455 Well he's already a clown so that wouldn't work

[@noneofyourbusiness27]

Omk yes

[@-imjustnebby-3303]

The longer you look at the mural in the doctors office at 1:14 the worse it gets. Like imagine how terrifying it would be to just have some weird dream where the Pringle giraffe is chasing you while yelling different flavor names.

[@lostaccount8222]

I’m going to have actual nightmares if I imagine that, thanks.

[@fawn4348]

SOUR CREAM AND ONION!

[@type-1-awesome499]

PIZZA

[@rayadoodle]

Ketchup

[@fawn4348]

@@rayadoodle MAYONAISE!

[@Blueberi4]

7:40 be like “obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake”

[@vidyasainath]

Ooodddd parents fairy odd parents!!!

[@vidyasainath]

@Orange Jello that's the next line of the song.

[@maritofuentes4690]

@Orange Jello what did dan ever do to you?

[@wesleystewart8947]

Me: I haven't heard those words in years.....

[@notanalien5515]

The ancient chant...

[@jacklazer2301]

8:45 it never said it had to be YOUR body parts. Or that they HAD to be part of a living person.

[@oceandweller1320]

That is vaguely threatening

[@Ma_Zhongying]

Being people back, use their limbs, and then kill them again.

[@terranium730]

you, sir, will love rimworld

[@notAshildr]

Time to dig up some corpses!

[@awesomemantroll1088]

"Wow, you brought me back." "Yeah, but I had to use your leg to do it." "....." "....." "This is just like Hangman, isn't it?" "It's EXACTLY like Hangman."

[@Ottomowha]

Ngl, the Vampire/Fairy rivalry sounded like it was starting as a fantasy Death Note

[@noneofyourbusiness27]

.... MENTAL IMAGES. Who do you think would be the fairy and who would be the vampire do you think? I think it would work both ways but L has those eyes...

[@Ottomowha]

None of Your business I think L would be the vampire and Light would be the fairy not for lore reasons, but just their personality traits. L is pale, typically in a dark room, and always snacking. I think vampires would think blood is sweet like candy. Light, on the other hand, was the popular, genius, model student. The trope, at least in fantasy terms, fits better with a fairy than a classic vampire. Light is also very arrogant much like the fae were stereotyped as in folklore.

[@angrypaparazzi8530]

And THEN there’s a Necromancer who is friends with both Light and L, and tries to get them out of whatever heck hole they’ve gotten into.

[@phastinemoon]

@@angrypaparazzi8530 That’s Misa.

[@adamnakamura8003]

@Ottomowha Neat take on the idea. Interesting that such contradictory beings in terms of genres (fantasy and gothic) can be compared to existing rivalries, like Light and L.

[@kaibird542]

Funny thing about wisdom teeth: I only have three of mine instead of four

[@kabenno]

Hey same!

[@32-Underscores]

I don’t have any, and I never did

[@wolvesfangacademy5498]

I have six. There are an extra 2 under my bottom ones :)

[@jamemhm]

Yeah but why disclose this to strangers

[@thebigiron2950]

Tooth fairy came early

[@genderlesscryptid5764]

When you read “forbidden nesquik,” I literally winced in the agony of that revelation Edit: To the people replying to this who are content with drinking some random ass animal’s blood... why?

[@epicthecandydragon6079]

I don’t see it as that big a deal, you can buy blood at a lot of grocery stores. On that note, I think it’s safe to say that blood mixed with milk would be really nutritious, but you’re guaranteed to throw up immediately.

[@totallyrealname1174]

I mean... Milk is just filtered blood, so I don’t know what’s the issue.

[@SexyJutsuLover]

Hmm... vampire life hacks

[@yuuichimoku4427]

Uhm are you aware of the existence of Blood sausage (Blutwurst)?

[@totallyrealname1174]

@@yuuichimoku4427 Also be aware of the existance of blood stew (Dinuguan)!

[@khodibritton8368]

4:37 NEW HEADCANON Ganondorf is a defective Pearl who was shot off to another planet for being so horribly swole. That planet happened to be Hyrule. Eventually, the Gerudos took him in as their own, which is why he’s the only “male” of his species. However, he still was pissed at Homeworld, though, over the centuries, this rage turned into just a general anger at everyone.

[@Green24152]

"so horribly swole" amazing

[@lindseycollins5633]

Fun fact: I use these binge compilations as "things to listening to when doing work"

[@KFCGAMING55]

This is it, I've had it, I declare war on wasps, they had it too good for too long

[@ben2184]

Burn the demons ⚔️🏹🔪🔫🗡️

[@KFCGAMING55]

@@ben2184 I'm in the process of doing that

[@ben2184]

@@KFCGAMING55 good

[@galaxydragon1941]

I agree, I have a crippling fear of flying stinging creatures and will not leave the house if I see any outside. Fun.

[@ben2184]

@@galaxydragon1941 girl same

[@snuffythefloof5448]

11:18 Didn’t the Egyptians call cats “Mau” or something?

[@ben2184]

Yes

[@wandering_fruitloaf7396]

Fun fact! it's Naw (pronounced n-eh-w) when you're talking informally in the Arab-Egyptian dialect (I'm Egyptian so that's how I know ahaha) because we grew up hearing it as "n-eh-w!"

[@tehwhaffle3088]

@@wandering_fruitloaf7396 coo

[@snuffythefloof5448]

@@tehwhaffle3088 l

[@tehwhaffle3088]

@@snuffythefloof5448 ame

[@pirateswiggity5278]

I completely disagree with the first post! The Dm/Gm might determine the background music but it is CERTAINLY up to the players weather it’s a fetch-quest like it’s suppose to be or if it becomes a heist, bar-fight, revolution, orgy, or just outright murder scene

[@ledprint8039]

Pirate Swiggity I’m sorry... but wasn’t it the opposite?

[@pirateswiggity5278]

Lavender Yoka nope

[@josefzalusky7307]

I... hate that you're right. But it's also what makes DnD so beautiful.

[@pirateswiggity5278]

@@josefzalusky7307 DnD: How the orgy turned into a massacre

[@josefzalusky7307]

@@pirateswiggity5278 Oh Oh no

[@Lylybeebee]

The only proper response the guy could’ve said at 12:09 is “So am I”

[@nintySW]

I was looking for this exact comment thank you.

[@kabenno]

Apparently after I saw the teeth post I felt my first wisdom tooth coming in and now I may need surgery because there’s no room to accommodate their existence.

[@happyjohn354]

I had to have 3 removed I took them home and made a necklace out of my wisdom teeth spaced by bullets... Like I'm some sort of African Warlord... Was asked about it by some goths and they thought it was metal as fuck...

[@sleepyboldhijack]

18:12 this is really touching from a dnd nerd lol since 'friend' is not a word in the goblin language, the closest word just means I do not wish to kill you yet, so this means a goblin went out of their way to learn a native language that you understand just so you could know that you are a friend

[@Child69]

This is adorable omg

[@blanc7902]

* EHEM * Its the *BINGGGGEEEEEEEEE* Compilation. Alright lezgo

[@objectshowshipper]

It's a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGE compilation

[@aflamingidiot4427]

Ok I was watching this and my family were watching a movie in the other room and when everyone started fantasizing over the tiger, epic bagpipes started playing! Like he summoned the music to emphasize himself as the perfect man!

[@box389]

1:24 that's what we have "sorry to rain on you black parade, Gerard Gay" for

[@brokenpieces5852]

Yay binging! Who doesn’t love it?

[@lostaccount8222]

The people who pour milk in first when making cereal

[@IamaPERSON]

@@lostaccount8222 know who else does that? A synth.

[@hybridcollection02]

:0 A SYNTH

[@giornogiovanna2008]

@@IamaPERSON you mean a sith?

[@trashgamer7716]

Go to jail

[@Last_Person]

I live for these, I watch all the individuals just so I can watch it again all at once

[@wolfenstein652]

I'm sorry but the thought of a Goblin calling me friend made me happy in a way I could never explain.

[@kingharkinian1872]

P.M.Seymour totally channels his inner JonTron😂 7:00

[@Ghiaman1334]

17:35 No that allows for the fairy to lose as the circumstances could allow the vampire to bite the fairy, and though that would make the vampire a poor guest, the vampire would have already won.

[@francescofratelli2681]

17:40 this is the plot of spirited away

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

15:05 ..Casual reminder that Sirius was the first major character death in Harry Potter

[@LTDextel]

16:02 I could not stop laughing at this one. Have to share it with my friends!

[@trajectoryunown]

3:12 Okay bro, I really didn't need to be called out like that.

[@ovni2295]

On the "Resurrect a dead person for every body part you sacrifice", if you specify that you are sacrificing your cells and then set yourself on fire, you would resurrect every single Human who has ever lived 176 times over. Effectively every single human ever would have 176 free lives because of your single sacrifice. Death would no longer mean anything.

[@Maria.Annette]

With the "treat spiders the way you want to be treated" thing, my immediate thought was just "so, stepped on without hesitation"...

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

That first line about D&D: the more I think about it, the more I realize how impossible it is to argue that it's not the perfect way to explain the relationship between DM and player.

[@anthonystorozuk1293]

pm has the energy that I want to cuddle during his recording, I'm not gay but that comedy makes me wish I was

[@anthonystorozuk1293]

@colten bennion i thought i was outta the closet until i got lucky with a dude, then i found out i wasnt gay

[@phastinemoon]

The new orientation: Gay for comedic energy.

[@Dan-zc3ou]

Yep, Nico's coming out made me realize i was in fact gay

[@gogetbamboozled]

The 14 people who disliked are mad because this isnt Aphmau.

[@zoebigmac01]

28*

[@gogetbamboozled]

@@zoebigmac01 my comment was yesterday- But 28 likes in 2 days is a fair amount tbh-

[@RayleighM2010]

94*

[@raenbow1531]

I think the most unrealistic thing about majoras mask is that link, a 10 year old kid with a sword can pull 3 all nighters all at one

[@brodieblair1138]

6:01 I can't tell if he's using his own effects mixed with his voice or using an audio file of Horror from Nuclear Throne Cus part of me thinks that pm hasn't played nuclear throne and used his own audio mixing, but another part of me thinks that it is the voice of the irradiated good boi

[@soullessaries]

2:06 This is so true, my dm once started describing a small area with diffrent shops, we asked what they were selling and she said one of them was selling jars with honey We bought about 10 in total and managed to defeat a monster with the honey

[@kyrkogrim511]

14:53 Found my namesake :) For those who don't know, Kyrkogrim translates to Church grim and one their favourite targets were the Night Ravens, another type of væsen that would eat little children and spread disease and death. There are some pretty interesting books about stuff like this.

[@karnzi2154]

Petition to make it so when the night salmon reads out ‘lol’ he just starts to laugh hysterically

[@flaoro]

The egyptian Mau cat. Mau is the ancient Egyptian word for cat, so imagine this: Egyptian dude: yo wtf are you Cat: meow Egyptian dude: aight mate have a great day *later* Egyptian dude: so, I met a Mau today-

[@snuffythefloof5448]

2:36 Does this mean there’s a Mr. Flufferbutt?

[@ethanwing5766]

Of course.

[@snuffythefloof5448]

Amazing.

[@buzzsawenthusiast1756]

Not Anymore! ❤️❤️❤️

[@snuffythefloof5448]

@@buzzsawenthusiast1756 THEY GOT DIVORCED???

[@snuffythefloof5448]

colten bennion Ah, I see.

[@silverwolfgamer4100]

It’s a BIIIIIIIIIINGE compilation! Again....for, like, the 72nd time. I can’t wait for the binge compilation of binge compilations at #100

[@chunken117]

What does it say about me that my first thought about the black dog folklore (14:53) was that I wanted that "job" and would volunteer to be the first one buried at a cemetery?

[@interrexclamacion]

11:38 there's something like that and Scottish culture called a Sgian-dubh

[@1998warriors]

We’re almost there guys, we’re almost there; we just gotta survive until the end of the year and then we can see those sweet, sweet fanfics.

[@xenothyst]

12:20 I wish starting to drink something and.. I- I almost spat it out

[@DotboT3812]

14:27 **stands up**

[@hadesflames8818]

15:44 my last name is adams and my family comunicates like this * inhale * AND I ENJOY WATCHING THE ADDAMS FAMILY

[@Child69]

OMG

[@dragonspirit996]

9:48 Oh my goodness my birb doss this too! Not the word, since we use a kind of "eh-eh!" noise to tell off our pets, but the exact same actions lol

[@Gidi66]

11:33 knowing my friends they will be doing a t-pose untill they are in the sence again

[@tikatamanguk]

. . . *Are you my lost bestfriend that went to get the milk and never returned?*

[@marziandhermind]

Hey, Mr. PM, I've been kinda anxious lately and your videos have been making me feel better so I just wanted to say thank you :)

[@savvthebeloved7687]

The BINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGING compilation

[@lo3055]

Ok but the last one could also be your vampire lover saying " your not just my snack , you a a hole dam meal"

[@Lneti_VT]

The peanut one, will always get me, simpler times. (And when $20 went a longer way) Also, waifu call out. Yee

[@lizardlover9941]

3:21 your binge compilation is one of those tabs and the reason I’m here now Lol

[@MrGermandeutsch]

5:51 Text: '...the vibes are wrong.' Seymour: the vibes are *_S T R O N K_* bruh

[@VMWOLFE]

11:40 I can see this being implemented in a community of assassins, in a sacrificial cult, or a society where blacksmithing is the highest achievable art/profession.

[@buttercupkat]

11:51 I feel like they're trying to say that they wish murdering would be a lot easier.

[@stopmotionharry8989]

11:16 well in the Wiradjuri nation in Australia they call kookaburras “gugubarra” which is thought to be based off of their call.

[@nerderiffic8682]

Surely the fairy could let the vampire strike. Bc last time i checked attempting to eat someone in their own home would make you a pretty bad guest

[@thatoneguy4835]

11:59 alternative take, the guy is also gay and is speaking his opinion that Link is hotter then Zelda

[@adoor668]

Yes 🫵✨

[@redocean_flower8960]

"-a church grim" Me: I didn't know Sirius went to church???

[@anyathepanther7977]

5 months later and i now get the GIR post! Thanks for introducing Invader Zim to me^^

[@myahitt1247]

I feel like PM’s voice when he’s reading text posts with no characters (like at 1:47) he sounds EXACTLY like John Mulaney and now I can’t stop picturing a tall child in the browsing position scrolling endlessly through tumblr, narrating the posts he finds funny out loud, to himself

[@trigger_core]

6:07 what is that voice changer iTS SO FUCKING COOL MY 'OBSESSED WITH ROBOTS' BRAIN IS DYING AAAAAAAAAA

[@SteamPoweredClown]

15:50 Elizabeth Afton vibes

[@brece5452]

4:03, I thought op was talking about Sand Bubbled crabs and by gosh defend them because they are adorable and let them build their kingdom. They are like the Mongols in how they made better trade routes, not in the war aspect though; as far as we know.

[@sharksuperiority9736]

See, there’s a flaw with the animals being named their sounds *What is the fox named?*

[@yourmotherindisguise]

Yip

[@herobrineroth4185]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[@henryrodgers7386]

11:39 actually, in some societies, the bride and groom would exchange things they crafted by hand, including armor and weapons. I forget where I saw it, but there was a picture of a very beautiful sword engraved "To My Husband, May He Be Ever Victorious". Being as the sword survived several centuries, I presume he was victorious. "This thing works great! Thanks Honey!"

[@Speed001]

10:07 What comic number is that?

[@braeden9015]

3:35 Yeah, English is hard, though through tough thorough thought it can be comprehended.

[@1th_to_comment.]

I comprehended this

[@alltheaudios3162]

8:59 Pre-op trans women: It's free *bottom surgery*

[@boorango122]

Exactly what I was thinking! (Note: not all trans women want bottom surgery, also not all transfems are women.)

[@boorango122]

(This is not directed at anyone in particular)

[@alltheaudios3162]

Boorango I know I'm just saying that IF they wanted bottom surgery and IF it were in a region or country where it costs money to have the procedure, this would be a great bargain!!

[@boorango122]

Entrapta Of Dryl 👍

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

6:48 FINALLY! I FINALLY FOUND IT! þE LEGENDARY "Captaining You for Whatever Captain You Captain to Captain since Captain" POST!!!

[@R3DAACTED]

Hey wait a second

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

@@R3DAACTED 2021 and late 2020 was a different time for me, you've got to understand.

[@R3DAACTED]

@@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 By using the thorn thing instead of th?

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

@@R3DAACTED Yes...

[@richasarkar5825]

3:46 Everyone I have found namjoon's tumblr account lmao

[@diornodiovanna1151]

That tiger looks like the kind of bro that gives you his note so you can study for an upcoming test “Aw shit I forgot my notes” “Ay no problem bro I gotchu, you can borrow mine”

[@EveryonesFavourite]

16:49 isn’t this just fantasy love is war?

[@not_abot213]

13:36 Just checked the tag on ao3. That pairing currently over 800 works. Good job, guys.

[@justexisting2668]

14:18 Yes yes I am

[@sydneyparsons5365]

5:11 The tiger makes me think of Sam Hanna from NCIS Yknow, with the shirt and looks nice and just strong

[@the1kilo902]

No views yet 2 comments when there is 4

[@lululily7090]

Thats KZbin for ya

[@hellonugs]

KZbin is just now learning how to count let them be

[@wheezingcough8860]

7:50 I’d just like to say that I heard my name in there and legit felt like I was called on in class. Never looking away from my phone again istg🗿

[@jazzman1528]

Anyone know the comic from 10:17 because I want to read it and I need context to this situation

[@Barret2002]

3:19 Three weeks??? I've still got tabs open from 2018 for stuff that I didn't even know I opened

[@MapleZer0]

I'm so early theres no dislikes, damn

[@braydenleclerc5529]

There is one

[@MapleZer0]

@@braydenleclerc5529 I said when *i* got here

[@Jijiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

0:00 I thought you where going to do the Scooby Doo laugh 😂

[@thesambehindtheslaughter8843]

11:22 Youll thank me later

[@nico6834]

PM: 0:00 KZbin CCs: it’s [Music] come play [Music] Me: **Distant cackling**

[@kingskully6484]

I HAD CAREMELDENSEN IN MY HEAD FOR TWO DAYS AND TORTURED MY JAPANESE FRIENDS WITH IT OMG THIS THING

[@Junibug20]

Thank you algorithm! Everytime I watch a late night tumblr, I get a binge, but it's never the one that the previous was in.

[@averagejester3052]

Hi

[@SimpiiYT]

Hi

[@xolwora2762]

11:45 this happened in Ireland.

[@BetaJackMaxis]

And here I thought I'd be clever sacrificing my appendix, tonsils, and unbothersome wisdom teeth to ressurect all my dead pets.

[@dragonflymoonraven]

7:35 - 7:55 that is now officially my favourite rap. it's catchy whilst at the same time insulting someone. perfection. never let Lauren Cooper reed that one, else she'll be rapping it every day. probably extending it too.

[@brece5452]

9:14, okay you could pluck out your hair, or you could just trim your toenails because nails are apart of your body. You could even just get a q-tip and get skin cells because cells are a part of your body. Imagine cleaning your ears or clipping your nails and go “I’m going to bring back everyone.”

[@joshuahunt3032]

16:37 You can tell that that tweet was probably made before Nintendo disabled post-direct-to-twitter on Switch. (You can guess why they did that more recently)

[@kazneal7717]

I remember looking up tumblr posts on google for so long, then stumbling across these videos and loving it so much more.

[@ONE-vt1fz]

14:46 They forgot to mention one thing Homestuck 2

[@kyrkogrim511]

15:20 Me: *realises they are talking about the same væsen my ussrname refers to* *F A M E*

[@xXlotusmoonXx]

16:15 Alright, well then it's my turn! I draw! *draws card* Ooo~ I set a card face down and now I activate Shiranui Spectral Sword's effect! Allowing me to banish him and one other monster...hm...I'll pick...Shiranui Smith for this one. Now, I can special summon 1 synchro summon zombie monster from my extra deck equal to both of the monster's levels. And I think I'll go with...this one! *draws said card from extra deck* I special summon Shiranui Samuraisaga to the field in attack mode! Now since Shiranui Smith was banished, I can activate his effect! Now none of my zombie monsters can be attacked this turn! Then, I'll go ahead and activate Samuraisaga's effect, allowing me to send one of my banished monsters back into my deck. That will be Shiranui Spiritmaster. Now since his attack is 1500, any monsters you control that have lower or equal attack points than him will now be put into defense mode! Let's battle! Samuraisaga! Attack their face down! I end my turn. [Couldn't help it, I love Yu-Gi-Oh. Total nerd and I also enjoy collecting the cards and making my own decks as well.]