In Skyrim, I made friends with Eola (the cannibal) before I married someone. She showed up to my wedding and kept loudly praising me for joining her cult.
@lurkingmoth6 жыл бұрын
Holy heck I have likes
@thezipcreator6 жыл бұрын
stop swearing on my christian minecraft server
@jerrymartin70196 жыл бұрын
"Contrats on the marriage, oh yeah, also, *how many people have you consumed this week?!*
@deadrunners59376 жыл бұрын
That's a mood, Eola.
@hellworm4 жыл бұрын
Me
@carlosfedericogimenez50816 жыл бұрын
i laughed at the "ctrl, alt, conceive" way more than i should
@Ribbons0121R1214 жыл бұрын
control alt _conceive_ *whEeZE*
@leeshajoi3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Skyrim has a "bugs introduced" section of the patch notes is the least surprising thing ever.
@npc69246 жыл бұрын
The code gods do need to be appeased a lot, although usually it's because there aren't enough semicolons.
@Jono9976 жыл бұрын
And then there's me. STOP SACRIFICING ME 5S ALREADY!!!!!
@crestfallensunbro60016 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to add more closing curly braces!
@limecyanizer43943 жыл бұрын
;
@priyanshugoel30303 жыл бұрын
Puts a semicolon after a for loop. Loop dosent work. The code gods are not appeased.
@aidenmiller38323 жыл бұрын
And the dreaded… mistyping ONE thing, and now you have 56 errors
@Knuxfan246 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised TF2's "Fixed being sent to hell with no Bumper Car" patch wasn't in here.
@diegodeluquev14336 жыл бұрын
"Player no longer inmortal while eating Sandvich"
@670HP-Package-NOW6 жыл бұрын
"phlog now does 10% more damage"
@whoeveritisicannot6 жыл бұрын
@@670HP-Package-NOW stop
@thatboi95996 жыл бұрын
"No random critical hits"
@legendarytat82783 жыл бұрын
@@thatboi9599 STOP!
@theTranarchist6 жыл бұрын
Elder Scrolls 5 Skyrim patch note: Fixed glitch where killing Nazeem is illegal
@allison36506 жыл бұрын
Not yet.... Nooot yeeet
@MaidenOfDread6 жыл бұрын
Its only illegal if you get caught 😎
@Emerald__Ace6 жыл бұрын
No, to kill the chickens without getting a bounty (I was attacked by a whole town because I used whirlwind sprint and somehow kill a chicken)
@donaldrts6 жыл бұрын
I accidentally hit a chicken while fighting a dragon in Riverwood. All the people stopped fighting the dragon, and started to attack me. I still hate chickens to this day.
@Sircreepington9th6 жыл бұрын
Serious, is there anyone who’s played Skyrim who doesn’t want to brutally murder Nazeem, Dead Thrall him, and murder him again and again?
@Choppytehbear13376 жыл бұрын
He should honestly blind read a "Things CK2 players say" list.
@naplockblubba53696 жыл бұрын
I've heard Rimworld is pretty amazing for that as well
@kabob00776 жыл бұрын
Choppytehbear1337 How do I fuck my sister?
@kabob00776 жыл бұрын
Maks Skrzyński Go and copulate with your Heathen lovers.
@generictimestamperstupendi90214 жыл бұрын
Whats ck2
@emangaming55574 жыл бұрын
@@generictimestamperstupendi9021 a game where you are a ruler during the medieval period. It's an RPG and play through as a dynasty. Pretty fun. You can do very weird things like marry your sister, join a cult, etc. I'm not joking, look it up.
@keyrel24046 жыл бұрын
I got the naked courrier glitch once...a random dragon attacked the courrier, and he punched it to death. Most epic fight ever.
@cesaroliveira19826 жыл бұрын
I think you just saw a man high on pcp beat up a lizard
@austin5036 жыл бұрын
Damn, would've been cool to see. I only got to see a bear kill a dragon
@Ribbons0121R1214 жыл бұрын
so doomguy but tossed in medeival and couldnt wear his cool space armor because time fuckery
@rulliantheskunk20914 жыл бұрын
@@Ribbons0121R121 I made a comment here I really shouldn't have made. So thank you for commenting so I could remember this again and delete the comment. Thank you.
@bentheinkling6570 Жыл бұрын
This just sounds like medieval Florida
@cyqry6 жыл бұрын
"I have a package to deliver, your hands only" "FOR THE LOVE OF TALOS I DO NOT WANT YOUR PACKAGE! PUT IT AWAY!"
@doppelheathen5 жыл бұрын
"All Byzantine emperors will have clothes regardless of what DLCs are enabled" I guess that precludes the Hans Christian Andersen DLC which adds The Emperor's New Clothes to the game.
@JoshSweetvale9 ай бұрын
You say that, but those kinds of things are exactly what the game's event cards are like.
@kaidayeahprobably87836 жыл бұрын
*_NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE GAMES ABOUT_*
@artsyscrub32266 жыл бұрын
DayZ is a zombie survival
@magnatorra53256 жыл бұрын
i think rust is a management game on steroids
@fenrisvermundr25166 жыл бұрын
@@plaugewulf6559 I have the mod for crusader kings 2 that lets men impregnate men.
@buhbo32506 жыл бұрын
If you haven't heard of Skyrim, you probably live in a cave.
@errorstringexpectedgotnil6 жыл бұрын
+magna torra Incorrect, it's a first-person multiplayer survival game.
@ytazzy58006 жыл бұрын
Lunatic AIs are usually bad for the Literature Club
@daniellemiller36116 жыл бұрын
Anonymoose J U S T. M O N I K A
@arandomr34626 жыл бұрын
*B E S T G I R L*
@maroontoes87926 жыл бұрын
NATSUKI BEST GIRL
@thatCbean6 жыл бұрын
Yuri best grill
@thatoneguy95826 жыл бұрын
Lunatic AIs are not suitable in a school environment
@TheJemTeam6 жыл бұрын
CONTROL ALT *CONCEIVE*
@TeddyTheAcro6 жыл бұрын
Crusader Kings II is a cool game, you should try it out, it's possible for a horse to become a pope while steal being a muslim leading a satanist sect. Aaaand multiple Hungaries is not a cool idea, unless you want Orban to rule Europe
@h2ocean1c6 жыл бұрын
Didn't expect to find you here, I only came for CK2
@TeddyTheAcro6 жыл бұрын
+Marine Mapping I was subscribed already, but I clicked cuz I saw CK2 on the thumbnail. Also for some reason it was uploaded on the same day as when I got my first empire (started as a chief) in ck2
@tallahriehl82206 жыл бұрын
Please, it's bears becoming pope these days.
@h2ocean1c6 жыл бұрын
@@TeddyTheAcro Huh, how funny, I also formed my first empire, but it was in shattered world as a merchant republic.
@TeddyTheAcro6 жыл бұрын
@@h2ocean1c well, I was using the Any Time Any Place mod so basically shattered world but in the 2nd century, and I had a Merchant Republic as my vassal
@Volthoom6 жыл бұрын
The best patch notes line i can recall is "You can no longer exist".
@itscznben8728 Жыл бұрын
from what
@avery10936 жыл бұрын
"A lunatic AI." *North.*
@charlies26666 жыл бұрын
In Crusader Kings 2, lunatics can make the horse their chancellor
@avery10936 жыл бұрын
@@charlies2666 I don't even know what that means but it sounds awesome
@linalapome71036 жыл бұрын
Dbh
@french_20496 жыл бұрын
Avery BigMess look up glitterhoof
@RhiannonSmudge6 жыл бұрын
HA I get it
@ghostglitchofthewater02506 жыл бұрын
Skyrim logic: “Lets mug the man who killed a dragon and ate its soul”
@patrickripleyiii1346 жыл бұрын
Ezio Auditore Da Firenze he's gotta be weakened we can do this
@ghostglitchofthewater02506 жыл бұрын
patrick ripley iii let us weaken him together
@patrickripleyiii1346 жыл бұрын
Oh god he just killed Steve and Sven absorbed their soul and ate them
@ghostglitchofthewater02506 жыл бұрын
patrick ripley iii QUICK!! RUNNN!!!!
@patrickripleyiii1346 жыл бұрын
Ha he just fell down ten feet and died
@TazariaGaming6 жыл бұрын
Ah the semicolon. The bane of a coders existence. Spending hours finding a bug, only to realise you missed a semicolon.
@TheAdvertisement6 жыл бұрын
I want to buy some chain mail curtains for my cardboard castle on Amazon. 4:34 Don’t buy a plumbob or else you’ll become a Sim.
@hollowlegend5906 жыл бұрын
Who else played Skyrim when Nazeem would T-pose glide threw out white run and Dragons flew backwards propelling themselves along by breathing fire
@linzjones71876 жыл бұрын
His name is Matrick Patrick
@lexin81396 жыл бұрын
Matrick Patthew
@queenfish98996 жыл бұрын
👏👏yes👏👏
@octopleb93706 жыл бұрын
Matthew Patthew
@davidguthary81476 жыл бұрын
You get a clap and a half for that. *clap cl*
@thatCbean6 жыл бұрын
I'm just gonna Skip these comments
@DrSuperLuigiSeth16 жыл бұрын
I imagine Dracula and the guy stuck in the corner having daily conversations XD
@jabini6 жыл бұрын
THIS CAME OUT AT EXACTLY MIDNIGHT WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST
@alexceous6 жыл бұрын
YO SAME! TF?!?
@brathering_tv6 жыл бұрын
1 am for me. Why am I awake?
@aconfusedcomputer10726 жыл бұрын
Jaz *breaks down your door* DID SOMEBODY SAY FRENCH TOAST!!?!!
@bernartik6 жыл бұрын
8 PM here sorreh
@latishaheemskerk90606 жыл бұрын
@@brathering_tv yo, are you a Dutchie?
@CommissarMitch6 жыл бұрын
CK2 patch notes translations. Yeah, these are old patch notes. The new ones are really fun.
@lex_cat116 жыл бұрын
DOVAKHIIN DOVAKHIIN “I am soaked” IS NOT CLEAN
@pqbdwmnu6 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why you said that
@lex_cat116 жыл бұрын
Evil Dr. Mr. Sir. Meme Me neither But I like your name
@ArchAngelDracul16 жыл бұрын
You're in the newest vid. (Well, not the newest, but a newer one.)
@lex_cat116 жыл бұрын
Archangeldracul I saw that! I’m sort of ashamed since it was _this_ comment but it was really cool :D
@ArchAngelDracul16 жыл бұрын
@@lex_cat11 XD why be ashamed though? The comment is pretty funny
@MissingmyBabbu6 жыл бұрын
One of the things I remember is Skyrim removing the bug that caused you to ragdoll into space when killed by a giant, only for it to be put back very quickly after fans complained at the removal. I guess people really enjoyed the mile high club. Eh? EH? E H ?
@clargonaut60156 жыл бұрын
A lunatic AI, so G.L.A.D.O.S.
@thebaseandtriflingcreature1746 жыл бұрын
So,maybe god arc soldiers too?
@SilverScaleMA6 жыл бұрын
More like Wheatly...
@oiralinsanity93656 жыл бұрын
@@SilverScaleMA No, more like Monika.
@SilverScaleMA6 жыл бұрын
@@oiralinsanity9365 hmm, or like that computer from Space Odyssey 2000... I really should know his name...
@oiralinsanity93656 жыл бұрын
@@SilverScaleMA First off, it was 2001: A Space Odyssey. And his name was HAL.
@Ribbons0121R1214 жыл бұрын
"remove a renegade semicolon to appease the code gods" i felt this on such a level i broke out into a mixture of weeping and wheezing uncontrollably
@twinodoom6 жыл бұрын
Missed an opportunity to make an Iron curtain joke.
@pokemontrainer56786 жыл бұрын
Thank you I was checking to make sure I wasn't the only one
@kyucumbear6 жыл бұрын
ayy people with similar-ish intentions :D
@maxsmith25416 жыл бұрын
Yeah they pulled the steel wool over his eyes
@thebaseandtriflingcreature1746 жыл бұрын
G R E E T I N G S C O M R A D E S !
@ryanhodges22016 жыл бұрын
*SOVIET NATIONAL ANTHEM INTENSIFIES*
@helston276 жыл бұрын
Even if you know the Sims, the patch notes are still unbelievably hilarious
@TheAdvertisement6 жыл бұрын
KZbin patch notes? Do those even exist?
@artsyscrub32266 жыл бұрын
To KZbin youre speak a forgein language
@markusallen1026 жыл бұрын
TheAdvertisement absolutely not They don’t actually fix problems they just make bigger problems to make you forget the first one
The probable KZbin patchnotes: Fixed lack of ads by adding the nun horror ad to everything. Oh and tick tock. Made it so the app freezes a lot or crashes if you pause it more than a minute Made it so spambots are removed less from comments Changed the comments section again Demonotised anything that is not "child friendly" but can monotise videos such as logan paul and spiderman x elsa videos
@richardgibson84034 жыл бұрын
TheAdvertisement coppa
@markusallen1026 жыл бұрын
“GET GOOD, MY SON”- code gods
@joshrosenfield65466 жыл бұрын
Ctrl+Alt+Cncv - P.M. Seymour 2018
@daleftuprightatsoldierfield6 жыл бұрын
josh rosenfield Cncv*
@joshrosenfield65466 жыл бұрын
@@daleftuprightatsoldierfield hold on
@joshrosenfield65466 жыл бұрын
@@daleftuprightatsoldierfield there
@KingsBard6 жыл бұрын
2:17 I guess the Emperor *does* have new clothes
@tharionthedragon35316 жыл бұрын
*BUG INTRODUCED: DRAGONS WILL OCCASIONALLY FLY BACKWARS* Me: I need to play Skyrim more.
@JoshSweetvale9 ай бұрын
Check out 'Legacy of the Dagonborn' as a primary mod.
@dominiklehn28663 жыл бұрын
"chainmail curtains,gimme that" actually... I'm in an archery... And during the winter,when it's too cold to practice outside,we go into a gym hall... And to make sure we don't damage the opposite wall,we hang a metal reinforced curtain infront of it... So... While it's not chainmail... It's close enought i would say
@requiem64656 жыл бұрын
You need to read the Thing Cruasder Kings say subreddit.
@0Roach_6 жыл бұрын
Orchestra Of Ruin oh that'd be the best
@oshahott25326 жыл бұрын
"Ctrl + Alt + CONCEIVE!"
@elijahpepe6 жыл бұрын
Patch notes? More like, patch jokes.
@maxsmith25416 жыл бұрын
No
@atruv20896 жыл бұрын
Yass
@user-dq7fl3xk3t6 жыл бұрын
P.M Seymour Patthew Matrick Seymour
@aconfusedcomputer10726 жыл бұрын
*[PERFECTION]* Also In Hungary we are always hungry
@borgkingerei69936 жыл бұрын
Czech the fridge
@fishOnSkates28 күн бұрын
@@borgkingerei6993 You might find Turkey
@anxia-tea58464 жыл бұрын
1:55 for whoever doesn’t get the inside joke he made: LoZ: Majora’s Mask.
@indecisive_v6 жыл бұрын
At the mention of "five more Hungarys" I thought of an army of Hetalia Hungarys... -would it be "Hungarys" or "Hungaries"? lmao-
@vickwhyvideos67706 жыл бұрын
OMG fellow Hetalian!😁😁😁😁😁😁
@mikiroberts7336 жыл бұрын
THEY ADDED KURU. THEY ADDED A *PRION* DISEASE. A+ FOR CANNIBAL SCIENCE. B- for the fact that cooking human flesh doesn't get rid of prions.
@marioisawesome89916 жыл бұрын
Some of splatoon 2’s patch notes are pretty great. I should make a compilation of those few gems (Some of it is great. A lot isn’t all that interesting to non-players...)
@yincheri14216 жыл бұрын
Crusader Kings 2 has the best weird-ass things
@Turtle-Melon3 жыл бұрын
The Glemmoril witches in the Companions's Questline have a bug where they're revert to a T-pose after you remove their heads from their inventory
@RigalicReign6 жыл бұрын
I've had all those in Skyrim happen to me... Parthanx still flies backwards...
@avery10936 жыл бұрын
What the heckity heck are these games about?!
@plaugewulf65596 жыл бұрын
Avery BigMess serious question or?
@hathwaythere88306 жыл бұрын
Ck2 is a medieval grand strategy sim where you can build an empire... Or kill children and try to sleep with a horse(For more/less context, I recommend r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay)
@clockworkpotato98923 жыл бұрын
Or you can now play the sequel, now with 75% less need for DLC!
@Gear_Storm6 жыл бұрын
Slimerancher has some pretty hillarious patch notes!
@scoutgaming7372 жыл бұрын
New tf2 one: Fixed server crashing by sniper trying to eat his gun
@solofdragons64466 жыл бұрын
That Skyrim glitch were you get stuck in the night mother's coffin, that actually happened to me during my first DB playthrough
@EmjiAmsdaughter6 жыл бұрын
The Majora's Mask reference made me happy.
@anonymouskitten79716 жыл бұрын
I love these videos so much. Do they even mean to be funny with these? THEY ARE SO FUNNY
@alex_runarin6 жыл бұрын
The game devs are on drugs confirmed
@Lux_the_Lost4 жыл бұрын
I love how the zucchini of all things is what broke him. XD
@DaisyPhoxtrot6 жыл бұрын
4:39 That statement represents about 75% of code checking. Semicolons can be your angle or your devil.
@DragonisPrime6 жыл бұрын
Not to be obtuse, but this is acute comment, am I right?
@rawiyashoshannaclez69424 жыл бұрын
Go through Demonsteele sometime! Includes gems such as -Chaingunners and Hell Knights no longer die multiple times on one death -players are now able to rocketjump with the shotgun because reasons -Hell Noble decapitations are now properly sized And -More Fortune Cookie quotes, because everyone likes those
@noodlefish87936 жыл бұрын
I had the werewolf glitch happen to me all the time. I couldn't attack but I looked awesome as a wolf with armor/weapons
@weaponizedpizza88256 жыл бұрын
I love how rust is like "we have no idea what our game is doing but it looks like it might be working so it's working."
@normalhuman98786 жыл бұрын
I think Matthew Patrick would have a lot of fun with that theory
@irabelyaeva32096 жыл бұрын
I think he would too
@silverseth76 жыл бұрын
I cackled at the thought of a near naked courier running after you trying to hand you letters
@danielkenway72126 жыл бұрын
Thank you pat for brightening up my day with this hilarious video keep up the good work Pat 👍
@notyou69426 жыл бұрын
“BRO did you just fuckin heal me?!” “No, no, no. I’m sorry!” “Why didn’t you fuckin heal me?!”
@asquidnamedjule41446 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeessssss! More patch notes! I love these! (You make me lmao every SINGLE time with these!)
@issacvoregames6 жыл бұрын
I love waching these They always manage to make me laugh
@4bst45 жыл бұрын
1:10 Mathias Patrick, Matpat's evil twin from another timeline
@TARDIS9156 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious XD please keep making these!
@alsenddrake77643 жыл бұрын
My favorites the part is how grass got it's presumably 0 move speed doubled.
@somewhatsarcasticsticker20776 жыл бұрын
Hey, Robbie rotten died today if you guya didn't hear. He'd been battling Bile Duct cancer for two years before he couldn't fight anymore. May he rest in peace.
@thefirstprimariscatosicari68706 жыл бұрын
Obviously Bugthesda has a new bug introduced with the new patch listed in the patch notes.
@chicknorton88396 жыл бұрын
1:33 Are you telling me you didn't think of..... Iron Curtain???? Man you stallin
@phoenixx89636 жыл бұрын
10:38 That happened to me in my game. That man has dedication, let me tell you
@Thomas-xp9oz6 жыл бұрын
2:45 I guess you could say you are HUNGARY
@evanm1337 Жыл бұрын
1:24 a much more literal iron curtain
@omegastorm29786 жыл бұрын
This naked emperor remindes to a fairietale: the emperor's new cloths
@AzureGreatheart3 жыл бұрын
Imagine it’s cold outside, and your door says “I have to go, my planet needs me.”
@steveradroach91016 жыл бұрын
Man,those should be animated!It would be even more hilarious.
@DrHojo1233 жыл бұрын
The image of the doors just flying the fuck away broke me.
@lizzygaming28456 жыл бұрын
The Skyrim one reminds me of Scats (a KZbinr) it made me crack up thank you he hasn’t released a video for 2 years about
@aethervarine55176 жыл бұрын
Kharjo! Get the fuck out from under that horse!
@sabrinamcgyverina2816 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing and i'm even crying right now.. Imaging stand in the middle of nowhere... in a wooden house... looking to the door breaking it's way through, flying away.. While in the background Queens I want to break free is playing... I try to convince it... reminds it of our beautiful time, while running outside... just to burst into tears seeing my grass is running away to... Then... a closeup of the new ship in that fandom doorxgrass.. a neverending and mildly disturbing lovestory xD
@derpysponge43Ай бұрын
4:59 “Haha! You have to look at your character like a normal human being!”
@juliamavroidi86014 жыл бұрын
Cmon, you walked right past the "Emperor's New Clothes" joke And the "right to bear arms" joke too!
@gaymer25746 жыл бұрын
2:08 Okay, I have my crossbow, where do you live?
@Human-yb6sx6 жыл бұрын
you know what this means, EARTHWORM JENGA
@greydu5 жыл бұрын
3:25 Control, Alt, CONCEIVE!
@frantisekvrana39026 ай бұрын
The most hillarious was the "bugs introduced". Not only have they _added_ a bug during patching, they also knew about it and proudly declared it.
@eunaekim92166 жыл бұрын
I am glad to hear that some of these games have finally gotten a reality check!
@Louberries6 жыл бұрын
the sad thing is that I had the joy of experiencing every single one of the skyrim ones
@Zamtrios2454 жыл бұрын
Only Bethesda would put "bugs introduced"
@seilol6 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 200k :D
@elschaefer34485 жыл бұрын
"Because in the underworld they care about stats" How do you think they decide who goes up or down?
@dantereves7236 жыл бұрын
Bethesda. They're the only developpers that introduce new bugs in their bugfixes.
@ItalianPokeMage6 жыл бұрын
Yes! Another golden video from Prime Minister Seymen
@lightdrgn206 жыл бұрын
Town of Salem, the end of patch notes end with "Happy Hanging"
@rinnziee46026 жыл бұрын
I feel like you could make a one hour video on just Skyrim bug fixes
@spinz73064 жыл бұрын
PM's name is actually Patthew Matrick
@beatsbycossack6 жыл бұрын
The lunatic AI thing instantly made me think of the Touhou fighting games.
@loreleiloriestone91794 жыл бұрын
I may have actually stopped breathing for a bit at “ctrl+alt+CONCEIVE!”
@alexanderlicentia52656 жыл бұрын
I want to see Seymour read all of things a lunatic can do in crusader kings 2.