Voice Actors Reading The Best of Cards Against Humanity

[@PMSeymour]

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[@jstarrett0193]

I got a video idea for you: You play the online of cards against humanity with some of the voice actors. You add on as many packs as you want and the card czar then spends a wheel to see what voice they have to do it in.

[@demonchan3071]

6:05 belongs in r/TrueFacts

[@TheMadRatKing]

“I drink to forget ___” “Alchoholism” Still my favorite play to this day

[@codyholley]

Ironic

[@alexgrm8528]

underated XD

[@libbyfemenella1308]

BAHAHAHAH I PLAYED THAT ONE THE OTHER DAY

[@vittovioletcreeper]

@Lucy Bowers came here to say the same thing

[@doginthedark]

@JJ X it was one he played it not in the video

[@Ph0enix21]

My most legendary round "Name your genitals" "The Little Engine that Could"

[@reidleblanc3140]

I want to like this, but it has 69 likes so I won't

[@szarekhthesilentking7043]

1300th like

[@aotearoa_goose3261]

LMFAO

[@31thieves]

Mmmmmmmmm

[@Blue-hs9tv]

Phoenix Summoner BEES

[@beckyg1423]

Honestly just replacing all of them with “Bees?” Makes it so much more enjoyable

[@ur.mum.cum.]

Becky G 123 7 and “my good bra”

[@triblasterdude9406]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bees. The story of how Harry find out Voldemort's true weakness - B's.

[@shlushe1050]

War what is it good for? Bees?

[@Komintepanatbra]

The cards or the gays?

[@GeneralNickles]

"bees?" Is the best card by simple virtue of it being the only answer card that's a question. It forces you to sound unsure of your answer when reading it. It's hilarious.

[@bellam3549]

“Daddy, why is mommy crying?” “The amount of gay I am.”

[@fizzyelfyt4153]

I'm

[@godzillafan9115]

@@fizzyelfyt4153 me am

[@haka-katyt7439]

@@godzillafan9115 I'm am is yes sus amigo

[@buttertalk472]

@@godzillafan9115 me's'm

[@tashkent561]

relatable

[@Yam-jt3vw]

I got: "What touched me in a new way?" "A gynecologist with a hook for a hand."

[@somenbwithabadhistoryteach5872]

oh.

[@RamielEdits]

Ow

[@feelyaalien3099]

Damn, what kind of version of Captain Hook was that? Once Upon A Time? The cartoon movies?

[@fawn4348]

@@feelyaalien3099 The NSFFA one.

[@MeltingMellons]

Oh no

[@TimjanThyme]

We once had: “I’m on a strict diet. Nothing but kale juice and child abuse”

[@emma-di5ly]

It rhymes

[@nicolasa.3192]

I audibly snorted

[@ambersaround952]

Holy shit I've played the same thing

[@Lizzy2961]

My childhood

[@user-pj5tm4ql6c]

at least it rhymes

[@Crow-bb3tt]

"What never fails to lighten up a party?" "The wifi password."

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

Zoomer shit right here

[@totallyjokers]

@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 BAHAHAHAHAH

[@alexalestareon695]

Or “getting a little involved in selling heroin sometimes”

[@Dementia_Springtrap]

*A Match And Some Gasoline.*

[@totallyjokers]

@@Dementia_Springtrap r/technicallythetruth

[@aethela8712]

“What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?” “Pretending to care.”

[@velocityraptor2890]

Wow...

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

We asked for jokes not trivia.

[@singletona082]

Well you're not wrong....

[@Takeno91]

My favorite play for that card was "A can of Whoop Ass."

[@sandcat2383]

I put dead parents for that one.

[@s99fifi]

The best one I came across was "I drink to forget ___" "Alcoholism"

[@alicialozano51]

Inverted Fiff I played this one 😂

[@JanKentaur]

I am getting The Little Prince vibes.

[@bibbumblebee]

In that vein, one of my faves was “I drink to forget ____” “Drinking alone.”

[@emma-di5ly]

I’ve played that

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

Ironic.

[@blankabs7056]

my group had this "what did hitler like the most" "the full force of the American military"

[@matthew8153]

blank abs “Who were hitler’s favorite people?” “Those big city Jew lawyers”

[@ojoumajitenshi2253]

I'm the 666 likes

[@kelly7925-w7z]

my dirty ass mind be like "lemme change that sentence for yall in a new light yall can thank me later"

[@bloomingdemise]

Plot twist: _He did not._

[@deeformed2475]

No that’s what the Japanese liked

[@GeneralNickles]

"what's been making things awkward at the nudist colony?" "Explosive diarrhea."

[@angelomordini6779]

maxie fuqua the Boy Scouts of America

[@user-pj5tm4ql6c]

😳😳

[@tehwhaffle3088]

Why does your profile pic kinda look like android 17?

[@cathacker13]

I mean shitting bombs with troll faces on them must be horrible

[@dominiklehn2866]

weve had "hiding a boner" on that one

[@gooddoggo2831]

I remember one card combination that was “why can I not get a girlfriend” and an answer was natural selection

[@codyholley]

Well that's not wrong it's literally natural selection

[@screamindog8772]

I got flying snakes :(

[@theREALsilviautism]

too true

[@12DAMDO]

basically this

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

F

[@cora0078]

"30 years of marriage ends with____" "Passive aggressive post-it notes."

[@reyez1983]

You hired 36 actors for an 8 minute video.... And it's so worth it!

[@JetFalcon710]

Now that's what I call dedication to videos

[@Anonymous-73]

Well each of the clips is just one or two sentences so it probably wouldn’t cost much

[@frozenover_exe]

“What’s George HW Bush thinking about?” “Former president George HW Bush”

[@joshuamartin3232]

Joey Vaccaro “there isn’t even a cabinet in here.” George bush thinks to himself during a cabinet meeting.

[@ArkSucksAtGames]

No, it's 4:08, oh wait, still him... Nevermind

[@gianni.ghost.]

I was playing in class and when we read "what is George HW Bush thinking about right now?" aloud, my substitute teacher said "9 11.."

[@emma-di5ly]

I played "being dead" once for that

[@pam8321]

I READ HW AS HOMEWORK I-

[@qu4rtz732]

the best cards i’ve ever seen: “Dear sir or madam, We regret to inform you that the Office or Consensual sex has denied your request for necrophilia”

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

Can you even call that a joke? I mean it's funny, but it's too true.

[@Choujifangirl]

Oh that’s good that one’s really good

[@droidixbacon]

@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 where do I find the OCS?

[@js66613]

Shhh. XD

[@darthestar8791]

What the fuck??? 😅😂

[@simplecomplexity886]

The best one I've ever had is "how did you lose your virginity?" "dead birds everywhere!"

[@RedNiel100]

But what about the... Bees?

[@Mangled_Babe]

h a

[@aloofilo1556]

Mine was 9 dead and 4 injured

[@shewolfblacklink1062]

I have questions...

[@emilymarieart]

... that puts a whole new spin on the "birds and the bees"...

[@Heiryuu]

My group once had Harry Potter and the chamber of Child abuse.

[@livereater4462]

Heiryuu oh gosh that’s amazing

[@blank0s162]

well it's not exactly wrong

[@EntropicMalevolence]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Whining Like a Little Bitch.

[@Tintaaa]

Harry potter and the chamber of incest

[@Heiryuu]

Memer Creamer is that book 6’s alternate title?

[@bluehornets5694]

"I never really understood daddy issues until I met Loki, the trickster God" He. Has. So, so, SO many

[@davincent98]

Yes, he has Hela

[@SirRichardOwen2]

I don't understand that one.

[@brainestax1137]

Man literally fucked a horse

[@darkest_yt7263]

Adopted

[@chamaecyparisobtusananagra6444]

Got fucked by a horse. Important distinction, that.

[@Sarcastic_Sparrow]

My group had: Having trouble with _____? Try ______. I put: Having trouble with a life time of sadness? Try oncoming traffic.

[@phoenixandco.8033]

That should not work as well as it does

[@Sarcastic_Sparrow]

But it did-

[@piniatafullofblood]

Thanks, I’ll try it

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

Satire. You know it's gotten too easy when game cards start doing it.

[@jvpro2076]

Not wrong

[@coolcoolguy6582]

My best card was “What is that stain on my couch from” “Jesus”

[@flunkett5617]

*ITS THE LOOOORD*

[@Skh0va_]

Hallelujah🙋

[@siopaonom961]

jesus came.

[@axelling_atk]

dumplingz! quite legitimately

[@fleurenheit329]

oh how *disappointed* my fellow christians will be if they find out that one of the jokes that always gets me is about *jesus*

[@TheTomLees]

For my next trick, I will pull: *Grandma* Out of: *Hospice care*

[@jordancollins8903]

@@cornettino295 well, it could be that, depends how you do the job

[@jevilthechaoticboi9519]

6:22,"In the beginning there was nickelback and the lord said *WHEEZE* *SiLenCE*

[@ThatBowl0fRice]

I'm dead XD

[@greaninn]

I live for her voice tho

[@honeyjar2970]

@@greaninn Ikr it's amazing

[@L4mp6]

oml that part kiled me XD

[@cowboyfurr]

CHAOS CHAOS

[@tastymiku]

"What is there a ton of in heaven?" "Dead parents"

[@rgbgaming6950]

“no no, he’s got a point”

[@jvpro2076]

Batemans parents die every single goddamn movie

[@Choujifangirl]

That’s true

[@slippy1769]

@@rgbgaming6950 lmfao I was just about to say that

[@VannyBeumer]

Dead

[@avzed1789]

"How did I lose my virginity?" "A pangender octopus roaming the cosmos in search of love."

[@41-Haiku]

Would smash

[@VibeyViberson]

69th comment 😏

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

Japan? Is that you?

[@hrdscum]

a very questionable tentacle hentai

[@walltampon3560]

Did you win?

[@ace4979]

one time for had “during sex i like to think about _____” so i put down the only card that made sense and that was “the pope” i won that round

[@pinkmira3567]

LMAO

[@microwavegoblin]

I put down "a really cool hat"

[@miserysoup6299]

Am I supposed to be laughing or offended? PFF-

[@Elliyan4]

@@miserysoup6299 why not both

[@masterzoroark6664]

@@microwavegoblin penis beanie

[@cassivn]

"The sinners must endure Mufasa's death scene" That's cruel , man

[@merrittanimation7721]

That's what they get for being violent

[@Sevrgpro]

sarcasstic Almost 600th like (601th like :( )

[@jackchilvers8629]

@David Milliard heh 666 likes

[@therealserenedestroyer7748]

No,not cruel enough

[@awsometrooper0736]

You forgot the "for all eternity" part XD

[@Saturn_13]

Fun fact: I got proposed to over a game of Cards Against Humanity. EDIT: You’re all very sweet in these comments and I appreciate all of you a lot. >_< ❤️

[@JustAGamerPerson]

Oh fuck yeah.

[@dogsdreamtoo8427]

did you accept?

[@Saturn_13]

DogsDreamToo Hell yeah I did. We’ve been together 6 years so I don’t see why not. 😂

[@viper1348]

@@Saturn_13 damn haus, I don't know how long ago it was, so congrats!

[@Saturn_13]

@@viper1348 thank you! It was in January right before Covid but we’ve persevered this far!!!

[@thehopeofeden597]

One time I was losing the game, and the last prompt was “when he’s bored Barack Obama thinks about“ and I won with “ Michelle Obamas arms”

[@Alizudo]

Doesn't the card say "Michelle Obama's Muscular Arms"?

[@intangerbline3683]

@@Alizudo Nope

[@sjsisososoissjsj]

That's so wholesome

[@djcatslovebacon]

I put an erection that lasts longer then four hours...

[@shaykireas]

i once got a card that was “And the Academy Award for police brutality goes to the Make a Wish Foundation”

[@lolucorn1]

LMAO WHAT

[@thekaptain9117]

Cue that one scene from The Hangover

[@shaykireas]

שחר א. ???? okay

[@katowoozy3664]

Best card I’ve ever seen: “What did the American forces drop into Afghanistan for the children?” “Explosions.”

[@magdachlebicka3895]

We had communism in this

[@Kawaiikitten0211]

I judged that one, the winner was “passive aggressive post it notes”

[@user-pj5tm4ql6c]

no-

[@shoya6205]

i played edible underwear ... i won

[@kingfloof5939]

669

[@jamesgreep9344]

Best round I ever saw was when my dad played “An Oedipus complex: Kid tested, mother approved!” The kicker? He had no idea what an Oedipus complex was. He just wanted to get rid of the card.

[@Elementianhero22]

I'm ded. LOL!

[@thelocalmilkman1533]

Did you tell him after?

[@jamesgreep9344]

@@thelocalmilkman1533 I did, and he found it funny when he realized.

[@Choujifangirl]

I’m sorry but I don’t know what that means either can someone please explain that to me

[@jamesgreep9344]

An Oedipus complex, named after Oedipus, the titular character of the Greek tragedy Oedipus Rex, is a psychological complex in which one is sexually or romantically attracted to their parent. The term was coined by Sigmund Freud, who believed most everyone had such a complex. That’s one of many reasons modern psychologists, and even ones in his time, don’t take Freud seriously despite his title as the “Father of Psychology”.

[@kayalandry2249]

“As a mother of five rambunctious boys, I’m no stranger to incest.” This is the one round I remember the most.

[@cinny1313]

Off topic but i love your profile pic. Do you by any chance know who drew it?

[@katthedog521]

-Kyoya from OHSHC

[@singletona082]

....we asked for cards against humanity not the motto for the state of Alabama.

[@nicomartins7874]

Sweet home Alabama~

[@KingsleyIII]

"I'm sorry, Professor, I couldn't complete my homework because of [Poor life choices]." At least you're honest.

[@baguetteknife]

"What's my favorite way to pass the time" "Stuffing a child's face with fundip until he starts having fun"

[@josephfield6969]

Hahahahaha haha ha heh... good times

[@doktorryeen5124]

I laughed out loud at 5am

[@OhsweetOhno]

@Doktor Ryeen Im reading these comments to stay awake at 10 in the morning cause I’ve Just pulled an all-nighter and my mom says im not allowed to go to sleep till nighttime Lets just say im royally screwed

[@fumofromflorida]

i once had "this is how the world ends, this is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with mr.clean right behind you"

[@velocityraptor2890]

Omae wa mou shindeiru

[@milobenjamine7471]

Try a women’s point of view, gets them every time

[@suchwoe]

This is oddly terrifying and i dont like it

[@Arterexius]

So the irl version would be Simon Whistler without a beard?

[@lilyboo4967]

Instead of coal, Father Christmas now gives naughty children: Dead parents

[@alyssacrawshaw828]

So *that's* why Batman has no parents!

[@alyssacrawshaw828]

@Ace Clairvon .... I know what Lily Boo meant It was a joke

[@jordanburkert6208]

Oh....... wait OH NO

[@qu4rtz732]

krampus be like

[@Kittymouth]

St. Nick's not fucking around anymore!

[@shad3revo111]

*while in tears* Can you do another one? Please?

[@tuamatrem8304]

rawr xd *nuzzles*

[@lindadarby2968]

Shader Evo lol also GACHAAAAAAAAAA

[@bakhurr]

2019 likes in 2019 lol

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

I like your gacha OC!

[@bethan2600]

“What really brings out the child in me?” “Abortion.” I won that card incase anyone was curious

[@flunkett5617]

I don't even know how to play these are just halarious

[@eleanor-forte]

@@flunkett5617 Think adult Apples to Apples

[@pipittypro2005]

Bethan Moran a true god right here👏👏👏👏

[@Blue-hs9tv]

Bethan Moran BEES

[@UnableToucan]

"Before I kill you Mr. Bond I must show you ______" The way James Bond treats women. We had a good 5 minute laugh keeping that train going

[@WERM2285]

This isn't exactly how it was worded, but my friend got this yesterday: "This is your pilot speaking; Everybody strap in and get ready for__" "September 11, 2001"

[@codyholley]

Oh no

[@Choujifangirl]

Oh god, that’s cursed 🤣👍👍

[@screamindog8772]

the best view is from the top floor

[@valethevixen8506]

@@screamindog8772 NSIDKNAHH LMFAO NOOO

[@nattykat2736]

OH JESUS 😂

[@leachen9503]

my best play was “what do white people love?” “the KKK”

[@stormwolf8144]

I did that play too

[@ramaabapat]

I did the 3/5ths compromise for that one lol

[@sam_4481]

I got "the lives of the native Americans were forever changed when the white man introduced them to ___" "the KKK"

[@JackMoore0311]

Funny i won with the same card but my punch line was bigger BBC

[@alex-fs9yt]

👀

[@missrayvyn8732]

My favorite that I played EVER step 1: "getting advice from a wise old black man" step 2: "pretending to be black" step 3: profit I won that round

[@squidmcinks9537]

"the Trail of Tears" + "women's suffrage" = "September 11th 2001" one of my personal bests tho was "paula dean using butter as lube and not believing in black people" that was a write in!

[@niome13665]

Step 1: Coat-hanger abortions Step 2: Magnets Step 3: Profit I won, and everyone near had a panic attack when they found out that was me. X3

[@artofboredom42]

The best card I played EVER was... "What is the most emo?" "Puberty."

[@SomePotatoMan]

Pewds played this first Idk if this is a copy or you genuinely did

[@sara_daria2]

One of my bests was Instead of coal, santa now gives the bad children... Puberty

[@ChozoSR388]

My favorite card in the whole game is, "The Hawai'ian goddess Kapo and her flying, detachable vagina". Gets me every time.

[@CyberSaurian]

I mean, that's not wrong.

[@Slaiter130]

@@ChozoSR388 My favorite card is 'The primal, ball slapping sex your parents are having right now.' The first time I saw that card, I absolutely lost both my shit and oxygen supply. XD

[@samp.1418]

“Rub a dub dub __________ in a tub” “All the people I’ve killed” This is my best card

[@randomland51]

Hitler be like- Sorry.

[@aidenaltman8313]

What brought the orgy to a griding halt? Eating together like a god damn family for once. *Jazz music stops*

[@K4rmauh]

*Someone starts sobbing in the distance.*

[@GuiSmith]

“Daddy, why is mommy crying?”

[@670HP-Package-NOW]

I didn't pull out 7 years ago

[@herjaatitagain7352]

*Jazz music INTENSIFIES*

[@somebodykillmii6182]

*J A Z Z M U S I C S T A R T S*

[@wavewingman5993]

My best result was "It's over, Anakin. I have _____" 'Erectile dysfunction.'

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

I see your schwartz is as big as mine, Obi-Wan... Now let's see how well you handle it.

[@ONE-vt1fz]

I have never seen “space balls” but the one quote I know is “ I see your Schwartz is as big as mine”

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

@@npc6817 What's this? I sense that you haven't seen Spaceballs.

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

@@npc6817 Good to know... Also, wasn't the line that followed "You underestimate my power?" or was there something I missed?

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

@@npc6817 Hey, I'm just asking an honest question here. Did I miss a line somewhere or what?

[@ThatKaitoDan]

I got a small feeling Austin Lee Matthews had a fun recording session

[@AMTRAX]

ThatKaitoDan When you give me the direction “Go wild,” I take it slightly literally.

[@dillonhonore3579]

Speak of the devil, what's up dude?

[@AMTRAX]

Dillon Honore lots of great things, yo~

[@Ostermond]

Well damn, it's ThatKaitoDan. Hello.

[@dillonhonore3579]

Noice

[@liviawalters1262]

The best one I've had was What made my first kiss so awkward? A fart so loud it woke the giants from their eternal slumber.

[@temmie248]

love that one

[@Choujifangirl]

Oh my God I’ve never seen that card before what deck is that from excuse me what cards against humanity edition deck is that front?

[@slimeslime1958]

I'm sorry professor, but i couldn't complete my homework because of *POOR LIFE CHOICES* This broke me

[@vapor-sings]

>basically me

[@14o1chan]

floccinaucinihilipilification the action or habit of estimating something as worthless

[@milkweed6876]

I mean it's not a lie lmao

[@iworks]

I'm the 666th like

[@ItzVyxen]

A card that was played that I can never forget: "What's that noise?" *"the Koolaid Man"*

[@velocityraptor2890]

OH YEAH

[@anomalocaristheabnormalshr3248]

@@velocityraptor2890O H N O !

[@5H4TT3R3D]

I fucking love you. /platonic.

[@djcatslovebacon]

My brother played Danny Davido

[@notsoordinaryhumanbeing8197]

"Calendar reminder: _____ in 10 minutes." "Restoring Germany to its former glory."

[@GoThroughTheLookingGlass]

Dude Germany started(kinda) and lost BOTH world wars...That's not happening.

[@notsoordinaryhumanbeing8197]

@@GoThroughTheLookingGlass I think you take this too seriously

[@GoThroughTheLookingGlass]

@@notsoordinaryhumanbeing8197 Nope. I'm just saying if someone WAS gonna try. I don't think it would happen.

[@dominiklehn2866]

@@GoThroughTheLookingGlass umm... the first one was started by austria and the second one by an austrian man

[@toatrika2443]

@@dominiklehn2866 the first one would not have escalated if germany hadnt given austria the blancocheck and the second one wouldnt have happened if germany hadnt given that austrian man power. Im guessing youre german like me and blaming the world wars on austria is pretty funny ngl, but in the end its just not true

[@_skovoxblitzer_248]

“Why am I sticky?” “The Blood of Christ”

[@shyeinemeiriee1534]

I once put down "What is Batman's guilty pleasure?" "The Joker"

[@joanarodrigues145]

That's just too real 😂

[@expresso4thedeppresso]

If your thinking what I'm thinking... BAHAHAHAAHAHA Joker x Batman-

[@JustBathroomTiles]

uH-

[@camwoods6969]

Batjokes pfft

[@TheDemonsPactOfficial]

**DIES**

[@Arlothed1no]

Once, the scenario card was “what do old people smell like” and I put “old people smell”

[@andrewnovak1390]

eyy, an ace!!! happy pride

[@m45hhv54h]

Once I had a scenario card that said, "What's a waste of Hillary Clinton's time?" I put "Becoming president of the United States"

[@katiehunter1214]

Once, the question card was "What is used as currency in the distant future?" and I answered, "Black People" I'm not racist I swear!

[@nervous_dachshund7489]

💜🖤

[@angiebeattie4113]

♥️💜🖤

[@puppyhowler]

the best card i've played: "i drink to forget" "drowning my kids in the bathtub"

[@arion6852]

Constance Welch is that you

[@august7685]

mood

[@blackroseanimate1375]

Omfh I love these r/blursedcomments

[@skibidi-u8k1m]

Oh thanks for reminding me man, I forgot I put those kids in there.

[@BellaBlue]

I once got "I drink to forget" "Drinking to forget".

[@Tuckeer03]

"Introducing the new superhero/sidekick duo: *A dysfunctional condom* and *a sea of troubles* !" Those cards won that round.

[@seroberts]

"The class field trip was completely ruined by ___" "Erectile dysfunction" I may or may not have won with that

[@JustAGamerPerson]

The fuck kinda field trip is that?

[@djcatslovebacon]

Hey, I put down the make-a-wish foundation for that one...

[@mutantsandmemes]

I think I put down something about space tentacles for one of them

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

👁👄👁

[@thewovenmantis6813]

I call this dance move “Executing a hostage every hour!”

[@JustBathroomTiles]

Holy-

[@monkeydoespride]

I love it

[@viper1348]

my god.

[@arnerademacker]

The Joker strikes again :D

[@civo4457]

@@viper1348 damn, even viper's shocked by that one

[@kaitlinm9898]

I once did And the academy award for “the screams, the terrible screams” goes to “the nazis”

[@FrizellaTheBee]

You won?

[@TechnicalTactician]

I had "What does Santa give to naughty children instead of coal" I put down Crucifixion

[@velocityraptor2890]

Jesus, that seems a bit much

[@gamerdomain6618]

​@@velocityraptor2890 Just saying, Jesus might not be the best person to cite on this one, chief.

[@fantasyshadows3207]

R cursed comments

[@TechnicalTactician]

@@fantasyshadows3207 Just remember that the wicked must be punished

[@TheBathypelagicZone]

@@fantasyshadows3207 This whole comment section is R/Cursedcomments

[@bellaw2794]

"In the beginning there was nickleback and the Lord said let there be silence" IM DYING😂😂

[@evepower8460]

kawaii _narwhal Actually, it was more like: " Let there be **Wheezes** *SiLeNcE!* "

[@rainbowbaby05s4]

I'm only 13 but I get it and love it😂😂

[@leoparathesweekgeeky7244]

Best play: "War, War. What is it good for?" "German dungeon porn"

[@Drache191200]

Well...

[@verytired2399]

*oh no*

[@Avicerox]

That escalated like a roller coaster

[@Drache191200]

@@Avicerox :)

[@tashkent561]

What do you think the prisoner camps are for?

[@sadasas_1809]

Best card I played: James was a lonely boy. But when he discovered a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend: "Anne Frank"

[@mlgamings6110]

Bruh, that card was in Mini Ladd's video. You probably stole it.

[@doodlebyte7964]

Oh. Oh my.

[@australiangirl1245]

@@mlgamings6110 Did mini ladds mini laddy touch you

[@user-qy5si4gz1k]

@@australiangirl1245 I'm sorry, WHAT.

[@australiangirl1245]

@@user-qy5si4gz1k Just making sure he didn't get diddles

[@EchoSierra120]

"In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of-" "a Bop-It."

[@velocityraptor2890]

God I hate how plausible that sounds

[@davidparkes7741]

Isn't that just his normal "music."

[@aethela8712]

My favorite play for this one was “Kanye West raps over the sounds of two whales fucking the shit out of each other.”

[@goose5996]

“What brought the orgy to a hurling stop?” “Child Protective Services”

[@unionjack0638]

*o h*

[@daethenix669]

You read "It" by Stephen King?

[@chonkyhotdog]

Oh n o o o

[@MD-lk9lg]

not again...

[@failure2946]

What in thy fuck

[@markos9531]

3:15 A punishment reserved only for the most deadly of sinners.

[@karenzekauskas3006]

Yes

[@sargentr.a.t5468]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😢😢😢😢😢

[@tec-jones5445]

The lowest circle in my inferno is for traitors seems like a fitting and ironic punishment.

[@applejuice2436]

life is depression Too bad It’s The Circle of Life 😆

[@sargentr.a.t5468]

@@applejuice2436 IT KILLED MUFASA

[@tunasandwich1135]

In the beginning, there was Anne Frank. And the Lord said: "Let there be Nazis."

[@bd-nl9ee]

Im the 69th like!! (Nice).

[@doodlebyte7964]

Uh oh

[@Endlessly_Creative13]

Oh fuck

[@expresso4thedeppresso]

Welp we are all doomed

[@thealmightylizardking8572]

May I present the card pair that broke the game tie: “New from Mattel” “being open to new perspectives of the holocaust” “Barbie!”

[@bog1582]

Rat Race Reference

[@Jackie-McCann]

4:59 “War! What is it good for?” *_“NOT A DAMN THING!!!”_* 🤣🤣🤣

[@DrakeIgneelson]

I mean, he's not wrong about it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fossildiggerstudios4645]

Pluto Da Cat Gacha Brexit means none of the EU’s bullshit that is Article 14

[@R.M.MacFru]

*sings* "War! What is is good for? Absolutely nothing!"

[@giraffedragon6110]

Jackie McCann I kinda wished it was cricket noises

[@voidcosmic1161]

1K like!

[@devin8367]

Cards against humanity is a great game

[@aconfusedcomputer1072]

Devin West indeed

[@zeltoleon]

I don't think there is a single person on Earth who disagrees with that statement!

[@wutmagna7222]

It is the best.

[@youmaybehighstrungbutimlok1601]

It's da bestest game evor

[@MelonHere20]

Devin West that is a F A C T that no onr can deny

[@ShadowBlade972]

You forgot one. Dear Sir or Madam. We regret to inform you that the office of "Powerful Thighs" has denied your request for "Pulling Out".

[@GlitchyGamer64]

That sounds like a pick-up line in some twisted way.

[@iycephoenixx4249]

Dayum.... smooth

[@bird_obsession]

The best pairing I've ever seen: "What don't you want to find in your kung-pao chicken?" "The heart of a child"

[@smugumin3448]

Wdym why else would you order kung pao chicken

[@EriSenshur]

Why not? That's the best part.

[@--CHARLIE--]

The best white card I've seen for that one is "My boyfriends stupid penis"

[@thundernova5756]

“I was promised *motherly duties* but instead I got *daddy issues* “ won that rouNd

[@merryjr229]

“You have my sword” “And you have my bow” “And my *FIRM BUTTOCKS!* ” XDD

[@lemurcebidae]

In the beginning, there was Nickelback and the Lord said let there be silence 😂

[@dylanmccormack5600]

I love it

[@zoeyiguess]

Doitsu?

[@kathlynkan2397]

In the beginning, there was Starscream and his Lord said, "Let there be silence."

[@fallen6270]

@@ghostly5698 Y e s?- -

[@awkwardlilbean4845]

I can't seem to escape you guys!

[@selfperformedsparagmos]

"What will end racism once in for all" "Restoring Germany to it's formal glory".

[@Drache191200]

Oh God!

[@anomalocaristheabnormalshr3248]

W H A T T H E F U C K ?

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

Yes, but not in a good way.

[@bloomingdemise]

That will end races, not racism. Then again, in a way, that will end racism.

[@singletona082]

.... Ok... I mean not wrong but, at what cost?

[@mannytovar3041]

I actually got this combo: What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? The slightest shred of evidence that god exists.

[@wen_drid]

“When pitching, my coach said to think about ______.” “Crippling financial debt.”

[@Monody512]

That was the best use of a blank card I’ve ever seen.

[@Ziamond007]

"I'm LeBron James, and when I'm not slamming dunks, I love" "A three way with my wife and Shaquille O'Neal" "50% of all marriages end in" "Alcoholism"

[@axorandom]

The other 50% ends in you

[@blairbear4tw]

Could you please make at least 58 more episodes of this?

[@caffeinefallen]

yes please

[@JetFalcon710]

Please do this

[@queenofmeow2802]

Yes

[@liam1558]

Yeah really.

[@julietf3360]

Yes

[@vincenzo_barra]

My best one was "According to a recent survey, [Italians] and [Mafia] are strictly related"

[@hel.pm.e]

_JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo 1995_

[@sysorts]

That’s a Lotta Damage , ah, fellow jojo

[@hopingmeme1154]

KONO GIORNO GIOVANNA NIWA YUME GA ARU

[@homey_hoe]

Wait you mean I'm part mafia!!!???

[@carmelladegregorio1785]

its funny because I recently found out my Italian grandfather was involved with the mafia in Rhode Island

[@justinelledge326]

I once got one my mom found hysterical, "I never truly understood famine until I encountered free samples." She was howling in laughter.

[@NattySJuegosyAnime]

My friend once did: "Daddy, why is mommy crying?" "Oppression."

[@cherrypick520]

"In a world ravaged by getting abducted by Peter Pan, our only solace is a pirate's life." I am suddenly reminded of Once Upon A Time

[@lplayz605]

Saaaaaaaaamee

[@ur.mum.cum.]

I LITERALLY REWIND TO A RANDOM TIME SO IT DOESN’T GO QUIET AND THIS ONE STARTS! SATAN! WHAT THE FU-

[@CaptainRhodor]

3:09 James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in the attic, he meets a magical new friend. ANNE FRANK!!!

[@sharkie9975]

Plz no

[@arachnidz7750]

Are you bigjigglypanda in disguise?

[@CaptainRhodor]

@@arachnidz7750 SHIT! MY COVER'S BLOWN!!! **dives out a window**

[@themitochondriaisthepowerh2074]

*I love this dark game*

[@gaeridallmariegrey5888]

Dark

[@sarahwright1395]

During school, we had What will get you laid instantly? A saxophone solo And a kid started practicing his saxophone behind us, playing careless whisper. Best moment of my young life so far

[@ewq123ify]

when i was playing it I got if you could fuck anything in the world what would it be, i only had dead babies that made sense

[@summerwolf7197]

Beautiful

[@Draginea]

True beauty does exist.

[@marcodiaz6124]

r/thathappened

[@NickyTheSwordsman]

"What are my parents hiding from me?" "Emotions."

[@catscater51]

4:59 *sings* “WAAAAR! Uh! What iiiis it good for?” *further away* “NOT A DAMN THING!”

[@FoxDren]

Mayor technological advancements that improve the quality of life for humanity as a whole.

[@machixius]

@@FoxDren its a game but that's very very true i like you in terms of how much you know

[@SmithyBear]

What did you learn in school? 5:03

[@sagebauland4276]

My toughest call as a judge- Question- surprise your sexual partner with- Answer 1) getting pregnant Answer 2) a live studio audience

[@IrvingIV]

I vote live studio audience

[@korlreefe5734]

Irving IV Ditto, Waters

[@reharm_reality]

I also vote live studio audience

[@momsaccount4033]

Live studio audience takes my vote

[@YukiTheOkami]

2nd one definetly

[@astralsheepu7379]

My best(worst) CAH play ever: "___________. Kid tested, Parent approved." "The Make-A-Wish Foundation."

[@SteamPoweredClown]

I mean, I guess

[@EriSenshur]

That's your best?

[@nekomi4381]

" War! What is it good for? " " NOT A DAMN THING!" That got me good-

[@thedragonking9560]

You have my sword. And my bow. And my FIRM BUTTOCKS!!

[@TheNightWatcher1385]

Lifetime presents, “Doing the right thing.” The story of “John Wilkes Booth.”

[@riversduvall1176]

“Guys I know this was my idea, but I’m starting to have second thoughts about *invading Poland*”

[@Drache191200]

Honestly, me every day

[@cobaltchromee7533]

As a polish person I also think about invading Poland

[@RuokieBuns]

"What's that smell?" "A windmill filled with corpses"

[@LJCyrus1]

Sniff, sniff, what's that smell? Auschwitz Actual combination in one of the few games I've played of Cards Against Humanity.

[@RenKium]

That just reminds me of Attackingtucans, not the Auschwitz part though

[@wavechild5164]

I had a similar one but it was What’s that Smell? Racism.

[@wwemagazine]

My best one: "And would you like the wings mild, spicy or ______?" "Vietnam Flashbacks"

[@Tara-fc2wo]

Very late to the party but I've definitely played "an ass disaster" on this card

[@n1thecaptain965]

*_F O R T U N A T E S O N I N T E N S I F I E S_*

[@abrogaming5976]

@@Tara-fc2wo thats accurate tho.

[@bubonicplague8318]

PTSD=spicy Deja vu

[@davidparkes7741]

Ahh, so napalm flavoured, got ya.

[@anthonylopes8624]

Ah my personal favorite play was; Hurricane Katrina: The Musical!

[@trainosaurousrex4472]

It blew the country right away Oh btw Australia has a Christmas song about cyclone tracy lol

[@pinkmira3567]

Trainosaurous Rex lmfao

[@trainosaurousrex4472]

TrashCactus unfortunately I’m not kidding about the Christmas song just look up santa never made it into Darwin

[@shshshsbsnsnsgshsnshshsnsb117]

What about Kamikaze Pilots: The Musical

[@a_toxic_remedy6984]

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