Voice Actors Reading The Best of Cards Against Humanity

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Alexis Monteith
DokuroVoicesVA
Anna Kingsley
Anjidu
Austin Lee Matthews
amtraxVA
Bindy Coda
bindycoda
Brandon Habowski
branditovox
Britt Myer
SpeaksBrittlish
Bryce Buckley
xenoblazeva
CDawgVA
cdawgva
Chris Escalante
CEscalanteMusic
Daelyn Dennhardt
daelyn.dennhardt
Mina
/ minava
DA Crowley
DACrowleyVA
Hayley Nelson
hay_lizz
Jason Marnocha
JMarnocha
Jerry Kyle Jones
mrbipolarjerry
John Archer
Jordan Dash Cruz
DashCruzVA
Josh Goring
whoisjken
Josh Musser
JaShinYa
Joshua Powell
WolfKing4
Josh Putnam
khenpoe
Kelly Painter
kainin
Lizzy Hofe
princessrizu
Meredith Sims
vasnapdragon
Michael Potok
michaelpotokva
Rojas
NickRojasVO
Olivia J Brown
Livy_Brown
Quinn O’ Quinn
QuinnOQuinnVO
Reece Bridger
reece_bridger
Rissa Hodgkins
River Vitae
rivervitae
Sam Parish
samuel_parish
Terrance Drye
ZekeDrye
Victoria Vitti
victoriavittiva
Victoria Wong
icequeenva
Wesley Griffin
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[@PMSeymour]

Check Out My Original Series Pilot, Cosmic Wonders! kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnzYiJeum7OIbsk

[@jstarrett0193]

I got a video idea for you: You play the online of cards against humanity with some of the voice actors. You add on as many packs as you want and the card czar then spends a wheel to see what voice they have to do it in.

[@demonchan3071]

6:05 belongs in r/TrueFacts

[@TheMadRatKing]

“I drink to forget ___” “Alchoholism” Still my favorite play to this day

[@codyholley]

Ironic

[@alexgrm8528]

underated XD

[@libbyfemenella1308]

BAHAHAHAH I PLAYED THAT ONE THE OTHER DAY

[@vittovioletcreeper]

@Lucy Bowers came here to say the same thing

[@doginthedark]

@JJ X it was one he played it not in the video

[@bellam3549]

“Daddy, why is mommy crying?” “The amount of gay I am.”

[@fizzyelfyt4153]

I'm

[@godzillafan9115]

@@fizzyelfyt4153 me am

[@haka-katyt7439]

@@godzillafan9115 I'm am is yes sus amigo

[@buttertalk472]

@@godzillafan9115 me's'm

[@tashkent561]

relatable

[@Crow-bb3tt]

"What never fails to lighten up a party?" "The wifi password."

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

Zoomer shit right here

[@totallyjokers]

@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 BAHAHAHAHAH

[@alexalestareon695]

Or “getting a little involved in selling heroin sometimes”

[@Dementia_Springtrap]

*A Match And Some Gasoline.*

[@totallyjokers]

@@Dementia_Springtrap r/technicallythetruth

[@aethela8712]

“What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?” “Pretending to care.”

[@velocityraptor2890]

Wow...

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

We asked for jokes not trivia.

[@singletona082]

Well you're not wrong....

[@Takeno91]

My favorite play for that card was "A can of Whoop Ass."

[@sandcat2383]

I put dead parents for that one.

[@Ph0enix21]

My most legendary round "Name your genitals" "The Little Engine that Could"

[@reidleblanc3140]

I want to like this, but it has 69 likes so I won't

[@szarekhthesilentking7043]

1300th like

[@aotearoa_goose3261]

LMFAO

[@31thieves]

Mmmmmmmmm

[@Blue-hs9tv]

Phoenix Summoner BEES

[@Yam-jt3vw]

I got: "What touched me in a new way?" "A gynecologist with a hook for a hand."

[@somenbwithabadhistoryteach5872]

oh.

[@Keegstar]

Ow

[@feelyaalien3099]

Damn, what kind of version of Captain Hook was that? Once Upon A Time? The cartoon movies?

[@fawn4348]

@@feelyaalien3099 The NSFFA one.

[@MeltingMellons]

Oh no

[@gooddoggo2831]

I remember one card combination that was “why can I not get a girlfriend” and an answer was natural selection

[@codyholley]

Well that's not wrong it's literally natural selection

[@screamindog8772]

I got flying snakes :(

[@theREALsilviautism]

too true

[@12DAMDO]

basically this

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

F

[@qu4rtz732]

the best cards i’ve ever seen: “Dear sir or madam, We regret to inform you that the Office or Consensual sex has denied your request for necrophilia”

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

Can you even call that a joke? I mean it's funny, but it's too true.

[@Choujifangirl]

Oh that’s good that one’s really good

[@droidixbacon]

@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 where do I find the OCS?

[@js66613]

Shhh. XD

[@darthestar8791]

What the fuck??? 😅😂

[@s99fifi]

The best one I came across was "I drink to forget ___" "Alcoholism"

[@alicialozano51]

Inverted Fiff I played this one 😂

[@JanKentaur]

I am getting The Little Prince vibes.

[@bibbumblebee]

In that vein, one of my faves was “I drink to forget ____” “Drinking alone.”

[@emma-di5ly]

I’ve played that

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

Ironic.

[@TimjanThyme]

We once had: “I’m on a strict diet. Nothing but kale juice and child abuse”

[@emma-di5ly]

It rhymes

[@nicolasa.3192]

I audibly snorted

[@ambersaround952]

Holy shit I've played the same thing

[@Lizzy2961]

My childhood

[@user-pj5tm4ql6c]

at least it rhymes

[@tastymiku]

"What is there a ton of in heaven?" "Dead parents"

[@rgbgaming6950]

“no no, he’s got a point”

[@jvpro2076]

Batemans parents die every single goddamn movie

[@Choujifangirl]

That’s true

[@slippy1769]

@@rgbgaming6950 lmfao I was just about to say that

[@VannyBeumer]

Dead

[@mr.mofumofu7951]

i once had "this is how the world ends, this is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with mr.clean right behind you"

[@velocityraptor2890]

Omae wa mou shindeiru

[@noytt_8214]

Nani?!

[@milobenjamine7471]

Try a women’s point of view, gets them every time

[@suchwoe]

This is oddly terrifying and i dont like it

[@Arterexius]

So the irl version would be Simon Whistler without a beard?

[@beckyg1423]

Honestly just replacing all of them with “Bees?” Makes it so much more enjoyable

[@ur.mum.cum.]

Becky G 123 7 and “my good bra”

[@triblasterdude9406]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bees. The story of how Harry find out Voldemort's true weakness - B's.

[@shlushe1050]

War what is it good for? Bees?

[@Komintepanatbra]

The cards or the gays?

[@GeneralNickles]

"bees?" Is the best card by simple virtue of it being the only answer card that's a question. It forces you to sound unsure of your answer when reading it. It's hilarious.

[@blankabs7056]

my group had this "what did hitler like the most" "the full force of the American military"

[@matthew8153]

blank abs “Who were hitler’s favorite people?” “Those big city Jew lawyers”

[@ojoumajitenshi2253]

I'm the 666 likes

[@kellyli7925]

my dirty ass mind be like "lemme change that sentence for yall in a new light yall can thank me later"

[@bloomingdemise]

Plot twist: _He did not._

[@deeformed2475]

No that’s what the Japanese liked

[@Sarcastic_Sparrow]

My group had: Having trouble with _____? Try ______. I put: Having trouble with a life time of sadness? Try oncoming traffic.

[@phoenixandco.8033]

That should not work as well as it does

[@Sarcastic_Sparrow]

But it did-

[@piniatafullofblood]

Thanks, I’ll try it

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

Satire. You know it's gotten too easy when game cards start doing it.

[@jvpro2076]

Not wrong

[@Saturn_13]

Fun fact: I got proposed to over a game of Cards Against Humanity. EDIT: You’re all very sweet in these comments and I appreciate all of you a lot. >_< ❤️

[@JustAGamerPerson]

Oh fuck yeah.

[@dogsdreamtoo8427]

did you accept?

[@Saturn_13]

DogsDreamToo Hell yeah I did. We’ve been together 6 years so I don’t see why not. 😂

[@viper1348]

@@Saturn_13 damn haus, I don't know how long ago it was, so congrats!

[@Saturn_13]

@@viper1348 thank you! It was in January right before Covid but we’ve persevered this far!!!

[@coolcoolguy6582]

My best card was “What is that stain on my couch from” “Jesus”

[@flunkett5617]

*ITS THE LOOOORD*

[@Skh0va_]

Hallelujah🙋

[@siopaonom961]

jesus came.

[@axelling_atk]

dumplingz! quite legitimately

[@fleurenheit329]

oh how *disappointed* my fellow christians will be if they find out that one of the jokes that always gets me is about *jesus*

[@frozenover_exe]

“What’s George HW Bush thinking about?” “Former president George HW Bush”

[@joshuamartin3232]

Joey Vaccaro “there isn’t even a cabinet in here.” George bush thinks to himself during a cabinet meeting.

[@ArkSucksAtGames]

No, it's 4:08, oh wait, still him... Nevermind

[@gianni.ghost.]

I was playing in class and when we read "what is George HW Bush thinking about right now?" aloud, my substitute teacher said "9 11.."

[@emma-di5ly]

I played "being dead" once for that

[@pam8321]

I READ HW AS HOMEWORK I-

[@werm3437]

This isn't exactly how it was worded, but my friend got this yesterday: "This is your pilot speaking; Everybody strap in and get ready for__" "September 11, 2001"

[@codyholley]

Oh no

[@Choujifangirl]

Oh god, that’s cursed 🤣👍👍

[@screamindog8772]

the best view is from the top floor

[@valethevixen8506]

@@screamindog8772 NSIDKNAHH LMFAO NOOO

[@nattykat2736]

OH JESUS 😂

[@jamesgreep9344]

Best round I ever saw was when my dad played “An Oedipus complex: Kid tested, mother approved!” The kicker? He had no idea what an Oedipus complex was. He just wanted to get rid of the card.

[@Elementianhero22]

I'm ded. LOL!

[@thelocalmilkman1533]

Did you tell him after?

[@jamesgreep9344]

@@thelocalmilkman1533 I did, and he found it funny when he realized.

[@Choujifangirl]

I’m sorry but I don’t know what that means either can someone please explain that to me

[@jamesgreep9344]

An Oedipus complex, named after Oedipus, the titular character of the Greek tragedy Oedipus Rex, is a psychological complex in which one is sexually or romantically attracted to their parent. The term was coined by Sigmund Freud, who believed most everyone had such a complex. That’s one of many reasons modern psychologists, and even ones in his time, don’t take Freud seriously despite his title as the “Father of Psychology”.

[@GeneralNickles]

"what's been making things awkward at the nudist colony?" "Explosive diarrhea."

[@angelomordini6779]

maxie fuqua the Boy Scouts of America

[@user-pj5tm4ql6c]

😳😳

[@tehwhaffle3088]

Why does your profile pic kinda look like android 17?

[@cathacker13]

I mean shitting bombs with troll faces on them must be horrible

[@dominiklehn2866]

weve had "hiding a boner" on that one

[@jevilthechaoticboi9519]

6:22,"In the beginning there was nickelback and the lord said *WHEEZE* *SiLenCE*

[@ThatBowl0fRice]

I'm dead XD

[@greaninn]

I live for her voice tho

[@honeyjar2970]

@@greaninn Ikr it's amazing

[@L4mp6]

oml that part kiled me XD

[@kill_psyfurr]

CHAOS CHAOS

[@samp.1418]

“Rub a dub dub __________ in a tub” “All the people I’ve killed” This is my best card

[@randomland51]

Hitler be like- Sorry.

[@liviawalters1262]

The best one I've had was What made my first kiss so awkward? A fart so loud it woke the giants from their eternal slumber.

[@temmie9391]

love that one

[@Choujifangirl]

Oh my God I’ve never seen that card before what deck is that from excuse me what cards against humanity edition deck is that front?

[@ace4979]

one time for had “during sex i like to think about _____” so i put down the only card that made sense and that was “the pope” i won that round

[@pinkmira3567]

LMAO

[@bye7546]

I put down "a really cool hat"

[@miserysoup6299]

Am I supposed to be laughing or offended? PFF-

[@Elliyan4]

@@miserysoup6299 why not both

[@masterzoroark6664]

@@bye7546 penis beanie

[@simplecomplexity886]

The best one I've ever had is "how did you lose your virginity?" "dead birds everywhere!"

[@RedNiel100]

But what about the... Bees?

[@Mangled_Babe]

h a

[@aloofilo1556]

Mine was 9 dead and 4 injured

[@shewolfblacklink1062]

I have questions...

[@emilymarieart]

... that puts a whole new spin on the "birds and the bees"...

[@TechnicalTactician]

I had "What does Santa give to naughty children instead of coal" I put down Crucifixion

[@velocityraptor2890]

Jesus, that seems a bit much

[@gamerdomain6618]

​@@velocityraptor2890 Just saying, Jesus might not be the best person to cite on this one, chief.

[@fantasyshadows3207]

R cursed comments

[@TechnicalTactician]

@@fantasyshadows3207 Just remember that the wicked must be punished

[@TheBathypelagicZone]

@@fantasyshadows3207 This whole comment section is R/Cursedcomments

[@_skovoxblitzer_248]

“Why am I sticky?” “The Blood of Christ”

[@bluehornets5694]

"I never really understood daddy issues until I met Loki, the trickster God" He. Has. So, so, SO many

[@davincent98]

Yes, he has Hela

[@SirRichardOwen2]

I don't understand that one.

[@brainestax1137]

Man literally fucked a horse

[@darkest_yt7263]

Adopted

[@chamaecyparisobtusananagra6444]

Got fucked by a horse. Important distinction, that.

[@reyez1983]

You hired 36 actors for an 8 minute video.... And it's so worth it!

[@JetFalcon710]

Now that's what I call dedication to videos

[@Anonymous-73]

Well each of the clips is just one or two sentences so it probably wouldn’t cost much

[@bird_obsession]

The best pairing I've ever seen: "What don't you want to find in your kung-pao chicken?" "The heart of a child"

[@smugumin3448]

Wdym why else would you order kung pao chicken

[@EriSenshur]

Why not? That's the best part.

[@--CHARLIE--]

The best white card I've seen for that one is "My boyfriends stupid penis"

[@Tuckeer03]

"Introducing the new superhero/sidekick duo: *A dysfunctional condom* and *a sea of troubles* !" Those cards won that round.

[@cora0078]

"30 years of marriage ends with____" "Passive aggressive post-it notes."

[@Heiryuu]

My group once had Harry Potter and the chamber of Child abuse.

[@livereater4462]

Heiryuu oh gosh that’s amazing

[@blank0s162]

well it's not exactly wrong

[@miasmi4422]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Whining Like a Little Bitch.

[@Tintaaa]

Harry potter and the chamber of incest

[@Heiryuu]

Memer Creamer is that book 6’s alternate title?

[@EchoSierra120]

"In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of-" "a Bop-It."

[@velocityraptor2890]

God I hate how plausible that sounds

[@davidparkes7741]

Isn't that just his normal "music."

[@aethela8712]

My favorite play for this one was “Kanye West raps over the sounds of two whales fucking the shit out of each other.”

[@thealmightylizardking8572]

May I present the card pair that broke the game tie: “New from Mattel” “being open to new perspectives of the holocaust” “Barbie!”

[@bog1582]

Rat Race Reference

[@thehopeofeden597]

One time I was losing the game, and the last prompt was “when he’s bored Barack Obama thinks about“ and I won with “ Michelle Obamas arms”

[@Alizudo]

Doesn't the card say "Michelle Obama's Muscular Arms"?

[@intangerbline3683]

@@Alizudo Nope

[@sjsisososoissjsj]

That's so wholesome

[@djcatslovebacon]

I put an erection that lasts longer then four hours...

[@shaykireas]

i once got a card that was “And the Academy Award for police brutality goes to the Make a Wish Foundation”

[@lolucorn1]

LMAO WHAT

[@thekaptain9117]

Cue that one scene from The Hangover

[@shaykireas]

שחר א. ???? okay

[@selfperformedsparagmos]

"What will end racism once in for all" "Restoring Germany to it's formal glory".

[@Drache191200]

Oh God!

[@anomalocaristheabnormalshr3248]

W H A T T H E F U C K ?

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

Yes, but not in a good way.

[@bloomingdemise]

That will end races, not racism. Then again, in a way, that will end racism.

[@singletona082]

.... Ok... I mean not wrong but, at what cost?

[@phoenixfire1074]

My best one was: “Scientists still can’t explain” “You”

[@samarius_art_and_games]

Yes.

[@jurassicbread4279]

Yes.

[@francoeurvalparaiso]

😂😂😂😂

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

It's combos like this that make me think people will cheat at cards against humanity not to win, but subtly jab at who they're playing with.

[@lumiinesce]

yes

[@avzed1789]

"How did I lose my virginity?" "A pangender octopus roaming the cosmos in search of love."

[@41-Haiku]

Would smash

[@VibeyViberson]

69th comment 😏

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

Japan? Is that you?

[@hrdscum]

a very questionable tentacle hentai

[@walltampon3560]

Did you win?

[@katowoozy3664]

Best card I’ve ever seen: “What did the American forces drop into Afghanistan for the children?” “Explosions.”

[@magdachlebicka3895]

We had communism in this

[@Kawaiikitten0211]

I judged that one, the winner was “passive aggressive post it notes”

[@user-pj5tm4ql6c]

no-

[@shoya6205]

i played edible underwear ... i won

[@kingfloof5939]

669

[@Ziamond007]

"I'm LeBron James, and when I'm not slamming dunks, I love" "A three way with my wife and Shaquille O'Neal" "50% of all marriages end in" "Alcoholism"

[@axorandom]

The other 50% ends in you

[@bethan2600]

“What really brings out the child in me?” “Abortion.” I won that card incase anyone was curious

[@flunkett5617]

I don't even know how to play these are just halarious

[@cyrenarkade]

@@flunkett5617 Think adult Apples to Apples

[@pipittypro2005]

Bethan Moran a true god right here👏👏👏👏

[@Blue-hs9tv]

Bethan Moran BEES

[@UnableToucan]

"Before I kill you Mr. Bond I must show you ______" The way James Bond treats women. We had a good 5 minute laugh keeping that train going

[@cassivn]

"The sinners must endure Mufasa's death scene" That's cruel , man

[@merrittanimation7721]

That's what they get for being violent

[@Sevrgpro]

sarcasstic Almost 600th like (601th like :( )

[@jackchilvers8629]

@David Milliard heh 666 likes

[@therealserenedestroyer7748]

No,not cruel enough

[@awsometrooper0736]

You forgot the "for all eternity" part XD

[@user-zb6by8he6p]

"Don't worry, kid. It gets better. I've been living with generally having no idea what's going on for 20 years." That's mood right there

[@jadearrieta5409]

Why in my head it sounds like Leon Kennedy talking about BOWs and biological terrorism (even if he had to fight against it, having no clue)

[@dominikdickey1876]

The fact that Pat read that one is kinda perfect when you think about it...Come on, " Don't worry, kid. It gets better. I've been living with generally having no idea what's going on for 20 years". That's Travis to a *T* !

[@gachagecko8071]

"When I was a kid, I was interested in toys. Now, I'm interested in _________" "The babysitter" I won that card

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

Haven't a most kids gone through that at some point?

[@espressocookie8965]

@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 I haven't. I never had baby sitters...

[@kayalandry2249]

“As a mother of five rambunctious boys, I’m no stranger to incest.” This is the one round I remember the most.

[@cinny1313]

Off topic but i love your profile pic. Do you by any chance know who drew it?

[@katthedog521]

-Kyoya from OHSHC

[@singletona082]

....we asked for cards against humanity not the motto for the state of Alabama.

[@nicomartins7874]

Sweet home Alabama~

[@TheTomLees]

For my next trick, I will pull: *Grandma* Out of: *Hospice care*

[@jordancollins8903]

@@cornettino295 well, it could be that, depends how you do the job

[@That0melette]

"Life for Native Americans was forever changed when white man introduced them to " "Ethnic cleansing." I lost because everyone wanted this one guy to loose and thought my card was his, so they picked a different one and it ended up being his card.

[@jadearrieta5409]

That card was historically accurate

[@NickyTheSwordsman]

"What are my parents hiding from me?" "Emotions."

[@baguetteknife]

"What's my favorite way to pass the time" "Stuffing a child's face with fundip until he starts having fun"

[@josephfield6903]

Hahahahaha haha ha heh... good times

[@doktorryeen5124]

I laughed out loud at 5am

[@OhsweetOhno]

@Doktor Ryeen Im reading these comments to stay awake at 10 in the morning cause I’ve Just pulled an all-nighter and my mom says im not allowed to go to sleep till nighttime Lets just say im royally screwed

[@artofboredom42]

The best card I played EVER was... "What is the most emo?" "Puberty."

[@SomePotatoMan]

Pewds played this first Idk if this is a copy or you genuinely did

[@sara_daria2]

One of my bests was Instead of coal, santa now gives the bad children... Puberty

[@ChozoSR388]

My favorite card in the whole game is, "The Hawai'ian goddess Kapo and her flying, detachable vagina". Gets me every time.

[@CyberSaurian]

I mean, that's not wrong.

[@Slaiter130]

@@ChozoSR388 My favorite card is 'The primal, ball slapping sex your parents are having right now.' The first time I saw that card, I absolutely lost both my shit and oxygen supply. XD

[@justcallmejay12]

Fun fact, I'm the reason we're not allowed to use blank cards in our house because "my patented triple fisting technique" won every round it got played in.

[@espressocookie8965]

Wait. That actually works REALLY well. War! What is it good for? My patented triple fisting technique What do white people love? My patented triple fisting technique What does batman have a secret fetish for? My patented triple fisting technique What's been making things awkward at the nudist colony? My patented triple fisting technique Life for native americans was forever changed when white man introduced them to my patented triple fisting technique As the mom of five rambunctious boys, I'm no stranger to my patented triple fisting technique It just keeps going.

[@nekomi4381]

" War! What is it good for? " " NOT A DAMN THING!" That got me good-

[@lilyboo4967]

Instead of coal, Father Christmas now gives naughty children: Dead parents

[@alyssacrawshaw828]

So *that's* why Batman has no parents!

[@alyssacrawshaw828]

@Ace Clairvon .... I know what Lily Boo meant It was a joke

[@jordanburkert6208]

Oh....... wait OH NO

[@qu4rtz732]

krampus be like

[@Kittymouth]

St. Nick's not fucking around anymore!

[@KingsleyIII]

"I'm sorry, Professor, I couldn't complete my homework because of [Poor life choices]." At least you're honest.

[@panainpublic]

"Hi Reddit! I'm stupid. Ask me anything!" - my brother's card

[@ali3n_father]

My best card was: "What never fails to liven up a party?" "My black ass."

[@leachen9503]

my best play was “what do white people love?” “the KKK”

[@stormwolf8144]

I did that play too

[@ramaabapat]

I did the 3/5ths compromise for that one lol

[@sam_4481]

I got "the lives of the native Americans were forever changed when the white man introduced them to ___" "the KKK"

[@JackMoore0311]

Funny i won with the same card but my punch line was bigger BBC

[@alex-fs9yt]

👀

[@missrayvyn8732]

My favorite that I played EVER step 1: "getting advice from a wise old black man" step 2: "pretending to be black" step 3: profit I won that round

[@squidmcinks9537]

"the Trail of Tears" + "women's suffrage" = "September 11th 2001" one of my personal bests tho was "paula dean using butter as lube and not believing in black people" that was a write in!

[@niome13665]

Step 1: Coat-hanger abortions Step 2: Magnets Step 3: Profit I won, and everyone near had a panic attack when they found out that was me. X3

[@mattyp723]

This is the prime of my life. I’m young,hot and full of bees

[@dystopian_key]

6:11 “just once I’d like to hear you say. ‘Thanks, Mum, Thanks for a decent fucking Internet connection” I FUCKING WHEEZED AT THAT PART MAN

[@wavewingman5993]

My best result was "It's over, Anakin. I have _____" 'Erectile dysfunction.'

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

I see your schwartz is as big as mine, Obi-Wan... Now let's see how well you handle it.

[@ONE-vt1fz]

I have never seen “space balls” but the one quote I know is “ I see your Schwartz is as big as mine”

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

@@npc6817 What's this? I sense that you haven't seen Spaceballs.

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

@@npc6817 Good to know... Also, wasn't the line that followed "You underestimate my power?" or was there something I missed?

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

@@npc6817 Hey, I'm just asking an honest question here. Did I miss a line somewhere or what?

[@ItzVyxen]

A card that was played that I can never forget: "What's that noise?" *"the Koolaid Man"*

[@velocityraptor2890]

OH YEAH

[@anomalocaristheabnormalshr3248]

@@velocityraptor2890O H N O !

[@5H4TT3R3D]

I fucking love you. /platonic.

[@djcatslovebacon]

My brother played Danny Davido

[@RuokieBuns]

"What's that smell?" "A windmill filled with corpses"

[@Nachtjuwel]

What helps Obama unwind? Waterboarding. Funniest thing: my friend who played the card didn‘t know what it was, she thought it meant something like water slides

[@a.c.c.entertainment7230]

u got epic pfp

[@tunasandwich1135]

In the beginning, there was Anne Frank. And the Lord said: "Let there be Nazis."

[@bd-nl9ee]

Im the 69th like!! (Nice).

[@doodlebyte7964]

Uh oh

[@Endlessly_Creative13]

Oh fuck

[@expresso4thedeppresso]

Welp we are all doomed

[@shyeinemeiriee1534]

I once put down "What is Batman's guilty pleasure?" "The Joker"

[@joanarodrigues145]

That's just too real 😂

[@expresso4thedeppresso]

If your thinking what I'm thinking... BAHAHAHAAHAHA Joker x Batman-

[@JustBathroomTiles]

uH-

[@camwoods6969]

Batjokes pfft

[@Katastrophe2007]

**DIES**

[@EvilSpoofAuthor]

A few of ours "War, what is it good for?" -- "German prisoner torture porn." "And in the end, the dragon was not evil, he just wanted --" "The wi-fi password." "As the mom of four rambunctious boys, I'm no stranger to --" "Coat-hanger abortions."

[@tearoses9940]

“When he isn’t shooting baskets, LeBron James likes to” “NBA Superstar LeBron James”

[@kaitlinm9898]

I once did And the academy award for “the screams, the terrible screams” goes to “the nazis”

[@FrizellaTheBee]

You won?

[@leoparathesweekgeeky7244]

Best play: "War, War. What is it good for?" "German dungeon porn"

[@Drache191200]

Well...

[@verytired2399]

*oh no*

[@Avicerox]

That escalated like a roller coaster

[@Drache191200]

@@Avicerox :)

[@tashkent561]

What do you think the prisoner camps are for?

[@drsharkboy6568]

“When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of a fuck-ton of almonds.” That’s a funny one that I got.

[@gary4014]

4:19 I wasn’t looking at the VAs but then I heard the “GODDAMN” and I just thought “Connor?”

[@woodyvtuber]

Same. I knew that he was a voice actor, but I didn’t think he would be here.

[@sadasas_1809]

Best card I played: James was a lonely boy. But when he discovered a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend: "Anne Frank"

[@mlgamings6110]

Bruh, that card was in Mini Ladd's video. You probably stole it.

[@doodlebyte7964]

Oh. Oh my.

[@australiangirl1245]

@@mlgamings6110 Did mini ladds mini laddy touch you

[@user-qy5si4gz1k]

@@australiangirl1245 I'm sorry, WHAT.

[@australiangirl1245]

@@user-qy5si4gz1k Just making sure he didn't get diddles

[@goose5996]

“What brought the orgy to a hurling stop?” “Child Protective Services”

[@unionjack0638]

*o h*

[@daethenix669]

You read "It" by Stephen King?

[@chonkyhotdog]

Oh n o o o

[@MD-lk9lg]

not again...

[@failure2946]

What in thy fuck

[@sarahs.8747]

A personal fav of mine is from a Markiplier video. They put a random card in and the sentence went like this: “Poor people? There’s an app for that.”

[@oh_no_no_no]

“War! What is it good for?” *NOT A DAMN THING*

[@thewovenmantis6813]

I call this dance move “Executing a hostage every hour!”

[@JustBathroomTiles]

Holy-

[@monkeydoespride]

I love it

[@viper1348]

my god.

[@arnerademacker]

The Joker strikes again :D

[@civo4457]

@@viper1348 damn, even viper's shocked by that one

[@notsoordinaryhumanbeing8197]

"Calendar reminder: _____ in 10 minutes." "Restoring Germany to its former glory."

[@GoThroughTheLookingGlass]

Dude Germany started(kinda) and lost BOTH world wars...That's not happening.

[@notsoordinaryhumanbeing8197]

@@GoThroughTheLookingGlass I think you take this too seriously

[@GoThroughTheLookingGlass]

@@notsoordinaryhumanbeing8197 Nope. I'm just saying if someone WAS gonna try. I don't think it would happen.

[@dominiklehn2866]

@@GoThroughTheLookingGlass umm... the first one was started by austria and the second one by an austrian man

[@toatrika2443]

@@dominiklehn2866 the first one would not have escalated if germany hadnt given austria the blancocheck and the second one wouldnt have happened if germany hadnt given that austrian man power. Im guessing youre german like me and blaming the world wars on austria is pretty funny ngl, but in the end its just not true

[@TheDoctorsDancer]

"Don't worry, kid. It gets better. I've been living with generally having no idea what's going on for 20 years." Literally me. I think the last time I really knew what was going on was when I was 6.

[@daemonsbaneallyn3553]

In the beginning, there was silence. The the Lord said "Let there be Nickelback."

[@puppyhowler]

the best card i've played: "i drink to forget" "drowning my kids in the bathtub"

[@arion6852]

Constance Welch is that you

[@august7685]

mood

[@blackroseanimate1375]

Omfh I love these r/blursedcomments

[@hilol499]

Oh thanks for reminding me man, I forgot I put those kids in there.

[@BellaBlue]

I once got "I drink to forget" "Drinking to forget".

[@Arlothed1no]

Once, the scenario card was “what do old people smell like” and I put “old people smell”

[@andrewnovak1390]

eyy, an ace!!! happy pride

[@mgold4592]

Once I had a scenario card that said, "What's a waste of Hillary Clinton's time?" I put "Becoming president of the United States"

[@katiehunter1214]

Once, the question card was "What is used as currency in the distant future?" and I answered, "Black People" I'm not racist I swear!

[@nervous_dachshund7489]

💜🖤

[@angiebeattie4113]

♥️💜🖤

[@abyssuni4171]

“The award for ‘the most unwanted pregnancy’ goes to ‘African children’” Yeah I won that one

[@Art-uj9jv]

Once upon a time I was picking random cards by myself and got “Make a haiku”. I then drew “Literally eating shit” “Screaming like a maniac” and “Saliva”. I had a nice laugh with myself.

[@Jackie-McCann]

4:59 “War! What is it good for?” *_“NOT A DAMN THING!!!”_* 🤣🤣🤣

[@DrakeIgneelson]

I mean, he's not wrong about it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fossildiggerstudios4645]

Pluto Da Cat Gacha Brexit means none of the EU’s bullshit that is Article 14

[@R.M.MacFru]

*sings* "War! What is is good for? Absolutely nothing!"

[@giraffedragon6110]

Jackie McCann I kinda wished it was cricket noises

[@voidcosmic1161]

1K like!

[@aidenaltman8313]

What brought the orgy to a griding halt? Eating together like a god damn family for once. *Jazz music stops*

[@K4rmauh]

*Someone starts sobbing in the distance.*

[@GuiSmith]

“Daddy, why is mommy crying?”

[@670HP-Package-NOW]

I didn't pull out 7 years ago

[@herjaatitagain7352]

*Jazz music INTENSIFIES*

[@somebodykillmii6182]

*J A Z Z M U S I C S T A R T S*

[@glyph__]

"Whats batmans guilty pleasure?" "Older men"

[@someuncreativity]

In the beginning, there was Nickelback. Then God said, “Let there be silence.”

[@slimeslime1958]

I'm sorry professor, but i couldn't complete my homework because of *POOR LIFE CHOICES* This broke me

[@vapor-sings]

>basically me

[@14o1chan]

floccinaucinihilipilification the action or habit of estimating something as worthless

[@milkweed6876]

I mean it's not a lie lmao

[@iworks]

I'm the 666th like

[@CaptainRhodor]

3:09 James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in the attic, he meets a magical new friend. ANNE FRANK!!!

[@sharkie9975]

Plz no

[@arachnidz7750]

Are you bigjigglypanda in disguise?

[@CaptainRhodor]

@@arachnidz7750 SHIT! MY COVER'S BLOWN!!! **dives out a window**

[@themitochondriaisthepowerh2074]

*I love this dark game*

[@gaeridallmariegrey5888]

Dark

[@youraveragemusicperson2176]

I once did: I drink to forget _court ordered rehab_

[@Petite_Idiot]

“Having grandpa using grandmas ash urn as a fleshlight in your car triples your chance of being pulled over.” and “Ugh, what a freak… Who brings gingers to a house party?” I won those rounds

[@sagebauland4276]

My toughest call as a judge- Question- surprise your sexual partner with- Answer 1) getting pregnant Answer 2) a live studio audience

[@IrvingIV]

I vote live studio audience

[@korlreefe5734]

Irving IV Ditto, Waters

[@reharm_reality]

I also vote live studio audience

[@momsaccount4033]

Live studio audience takes my vote

[@YukiTheOkami]

2nd one definetly

[@ThatKaitoDan]

I got a small feeling Austin Lee Matthews had a fun recording session

[@AMTRAX]

ThatKaitoDan When you give me the direction “Go wild,” I take it slightly literally.

[@dillonhonore3579]

Speak of the devil, what's up dude?

[@AMTRAX]

Dillon Honore lots of great things, yo~

[@Ostermond]

Well damn, it's ThatKaitoDan. Hello.

[@dillonhonore3579]

Noice

[@mistermoon9305]

The best I’ve seen was “I never understood Black Jesus until I saw Goblins.”

[@MeonLights]

Love how this is presented as "We are professionals and do not laugh at these" but the video is full of giggles. Adorable.