SGB Play: Spider-Man: Return of the Sinister Six - Part 3

Episode 3: This Pain is no Illusion
Illusion or not, no one can hide from Spider-Man's dastardly dick-punch.

[@metalcoola]

"Get this, im going to crouch, im going to extend my fist..." That kicking animation wil never get old :)

[@FazzSatoshi]

Spiderman: "He keeps kicking me in the ass. Why? Why does he keep kicking me in the ass!?"

[@gmaster2647]

This isn't a Spider-Man game. It's a fever dream from Shaggy imagining he's Spider-Man after having one too many blunts. Just look at how Spidey runs.

[@Thebigcmaverick]

This must be the reason why Spider-Man wasn't allowed to punch people in the Animated Series, nothing but dick punching or Matt calls it "Mixed Martial arts"!

[@Errox025]

Mysterio: He keeps punching me in the dick! Why? WHY DOES HE KEEP PUNCHING ME IN THE DICK?!

[@SetoShadowVT]

Sandman: Not so funny now is it Mysterio!?

[@hulavaultboy5935]

+Kaibaman41 Electro: Is Quentin gonna be okay??

[@FazzSatoshi]

Sandman: GET THE FUCK OFF ME!

[@JMV077]

when i saw this for the first time laughed so hard at what eliot said "i found his weakness he hates getting hit in the ass and the skelator thing as well

[@Blade57331]

I love how Mysterio after killing Spiderman in 10:00 he kicks the corpse, just to rub it in xD

[@larrymantic2635]

10:04

[@SonicmaniaVideos]

Sandman: Mysterio, what are you going to do? Mysterio: Say that to me again. Sandman: What are you going to "do"? Mysterio: "Do"..."do-do", I'm going to kick Spiderman in the bottom! Sandman: Oh my Grod!!

[@Thebigcmaverick]

I got it!

[@sebastiancintron29]

+Alpha Maverick i dont get it

[@Thebigcmaverick]

+Sebastian Cintron It's a Adventure Time reference.

[@joey-jw3rj]

11:11 And then Spider-Man takes a wrong turn into a Vietnam War Re-enactment

[@zackthememe4302]

One of the good let's play channels I keep coming back to watch

[@weirdotzero7065]

Oh good. We're in hell. Well, we were already there to begin with. But, at least now the scenery matches the pain.

[@trixterplays975]

I had the same feeling when I saw the Amazing Spider Man movies.

[@weirdotzero7065]

(rimshot)

[@trixterplays975]

***** Wha...?

[@Zumabdeen]

3 parts in & 4 of the sinister 6 are defeated. I think it's safe to say this LP won't last long & we'll get into the good super hero games. Also, poor Johnny CAN NOT catch a break can he?

[@icebat512]

vulture drains the life essence of his enemies to become younger for a short time

[@FazzSatoshi]

The many deaths of Spiderman And his ass.

[@TheAshante08]

9:10 Looks like Johnny got his ass kicked literally

[@TimppaFin93]

11:17 Random grunt: Thanks to Mysterious, we know Spider-man Ass is his weakness. Let me shoot Bazooka right into his ass... Oh look, it killed Spider-man!

[@Zumabdeen]

And since that day, all of spiderman's villains aimed for his ass in every encounter, & Spiderman never knew peace, ever again XD

[@sterlingmuse5808]

You're right to not take the word Hobgoblin seriously, Matt. It just means miniature Goblin.

[@EasilyBoredGamer]

Eliot busting out them dark jokes with Gwen Stacy jokes

[@lawrencealmazan118]

that underrated Zombie Line...

[@Thanos6]

Vulture turned to a life of crime as a senior citizen because, just as he invented his flying/super-strength harness, he discovered his business partner had ripped him off.

[@mttylerdurden9]

this reminds me of season two of The Spectacular Spiderman. Spiderman fights mysterio and every time he beat him he was a robot. this is more hilarious.

[@jamesevans1897]

Ah yes, that's Spectacular Spiderman Season 2 Episode 1: Blueprints

[@Vikumax]

All those bits on Dead Uncle ben Meanwhile, TJ lays there crying...

[@HubPie3]

Spider-Man's getting his revenge on Mysterio for stealing his hard earned pimp money, hence why Spidey's punching Beck in the dick, as in Quinton Beck, not MN9 Beck. Meh... Vulture. Personally, I would prefer Buzzard, but Toomes couldn't get the name right. Batman's gonna fight Spider-Man in Spider-Man: Homecoming too. Personally, I gotta go with the Spider since I'm more fond of him than I am with the Bat. Sorry, Bruce, but I'm more of a Spidey guy. Fun Fact: In Spider-Man the Movie The Game (my personal name for Spider-Man 1 for the PS2), there's a couple of missions that have to do with Vulture, and you even get to fight him. In Spider-Man 2, when you visit the same building you fought Vulture on, you can still see the feathers that were left behind. That's a random bit of detail, but I love that attention to detail.

[@aldebaranputra4373]

+Keelan Barron He's referring to Michael Keaton being in Homecoming.

[@SCI-FIWIZARDMAN]

He keeps punching me in the dick.... ...why? Why does he keep punching me in the dick?!?

[@sebastiancintron29]

Now I imagine all the Sinister Six members in prison like. Green Goblin: I cant believe he repeatedly punched you in the dick. Mysterio: *squeaks in pain*

[@ZXL000]

IF YOU SAY TO PUNCH HIM I'LL KICK YOU ON THE DICK DBZ TAS Reference get !

[@tyratooOP]

Speaking of Spiderman being Italian, everyone should search for Italian Spiderman on KZbin 😉

[@PaceBreaker]

I enjoy Turkish Spider-Man myself. ;D

[@lworthy2518]

Love all the Return of Cooler Abridged dick punch references!😂 All the enemies & bosses so far: Spider-Man keeps punching us in the dick! WHY, OH WHY, DOES HE KEEP PUNCHING US IN THE DICK!!! Vegeta: Now you know how the fuck it feels! HA!

[@ZXL000]

The dice was... EVENED ALL OUT THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT

[@onesonicguy]

Oh God, am I loving Johnny's rage in this LP. This game is also very shit. Elliot, why do you enjoy seeing your brother in pain?

[@HubPie3]

Maybe to get back after the humiliation from Crash 3 and the 2D Mario games?

[@onesonicguy]

+Hub Pie Maybe...but I thought that Huniepop was enough to torture Johnny!

[@HubPie3]

onesonicguy You know what's torturing me? The fact that they aren't doing a good Spider-Man game yet. The Spidey fanatic in me is screaming: "GOD, JUST PLAY A GOOD SPIDER-MAN GAME GODDAMN IT!!!"

[@onesonicguy]

+Hub Pie Oh, you and me both, man.

[@DarknessTheHedgefox]

You got any particular games you're hoping for? Me personally I'm hoping for the PS1 games, more so the 1st with Doc Ock and Carnage

[@HotaruShidareCandyWaifu]

Not going to lie, the tune in the background is kind of catchy

[@VictoryStar527]

14:16 Oh God, he looks like Gannon from the CDi games.

[@adiraiju9336]

OK; battle of the evil filmmakers: Clayface vs. Mysterio. Place your bets!

[@587DeathKing]

4:35 Up, up and aaaaaawwwwaaayyy

[@petwisk2012]

"we became friends at a snap of a finger" "Now i'm Sad" This Was a Future sigth infinity War reference?

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

No she fell to her death and broke her neck

[@MrMixtape]

this won a game of the year award.

[@PersianSlashuur]

Spiderman: Wow,this d**k punching strategy actually worked! Mysterio: *squealing in pain* Spiderman: Um,Mysterio? Do you need help? Mysertio: *chipmunk voice* Goodbye.........my.........descendants! *falls unconscious* Spiderman: Eh,he sounds fine. Here I come Vulture!

[@doom5619]

How to really down-play Spider-Man in a video game. Have him only be allowed to climb things regular people can climb like latters.

[@hennyzhi2261]

Staring at the color pallet of this level gives me all kinds of headaches... I can't wait till you play some of the better Spider-Man games. lol

[@theblindswordsmanDS]

Oh man after a shitty day at work I needed this video thank you guys for posting this video this is the funniest video in the series so far lol

[@teewrecks1028]

Mysterio kills Spider man "That....was for....muhdick

[@SSJomegaEJ]

I lost it at the dice part!

[@SiberianNinja-Jin]

Man, the NES artwork in games was a bit creepy back then. That one screen in this game gave me a chill up my spine.

[@Wol1427]

I swear the best thing from this game is the decent track that constantly loops in the background.

[@SomecallmeJohnny]

Yeeesh, I'm not a fan, but to each their own.

[@Wol1427]

+SomecallmeJohnny lol

[@iownalx23]

spiderman games tend to have distinct arrangements.

[@JoeAC5000]

I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not.

[@Wol1427]

GreenHat43 Text generally makes sarcasm hard to distinguish. Lol

[@OmegaRay100]

"He keeps punching me in the dick......why, WHY DOES HE KEEP PUNCHING ME IN THE DICK!!?"

[@protohunters]

I still can't believe I ever beat this as a kid. I had a limited NES lineup and being one of my first ever games, I thought this was good, just required a lot of skill and I saw the combat as "puzzle solving". I was 5 or 6 and had like 6 games for the NES and 8 for the Genesis, all games that were my parents and brother's choices, none were my choice and I was limited. I memorized the first 3 levels and just had to be very careful with the rest. Oh, when I got to upgrade to the SNES and N64, it was glorious. Especially since at that point I was allowed to pick my own games for the systems and what I wanted to buy, rent, and ask for.

[@Nomadman903]

Spider-Man: Friendly neighbor, dick-puncher.

[@Ryukin631]

The little girl Elliot was talking about did appear in the comics. I think it was one of the annuals.

[@Thanos6]

There was one issue like that, but it was a terminally ill boy. Same basic idea though. "The Kid Who Collects Spider-Man," AMAZING issue 248.

[@Ryukin631]

Thanos6 I completely forgot about that issue.

[@crimsonspirit3036]

8:30 He keeps punching me in the dick. Why? WHY DOES HE KEEP PUNCHING ME IN THE DICK?!

[@sterlingmuse5808]

Not so funny now, is it Kakarot?

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Ah dead Gwen Stacy jokes, the classiest comedy

[@SwordgunnerM92]

Very excited for the new sonic game

[@shadowandroid1823]

avgn:what were they thinking?

[@AlexJonesGaming]

Each chunk of health takes two hits and there is collision damage so he died from touching him and was getting mad because he thought collision damage wasn’t a thing

[@senordiablo2856]

Haven't watched, can't wait until the find out about Mysterio's multiple health bars.

[@geeboysgamesandmore49]

So I wasn't the only one who thought of metal gear ghost Babel during the night vision part.

[@BurritoToad]

the fight with Vulture reminds me of Storm Eagle

[@montywh]

a die that's all evens!? *looks in my D&D bag* i have no idea where it came from, but i got one like that. only it's a progressional die that doubles on each side, from 2 to 64

[@randomfan1292]

spiderman vs rey mysterio

[@NinjaKage100]

So this is a universe where Spider-Man relies on dick-punching, probably this method didn't work on Morlun.

[@sterlingmuse5808]

You have a Saber profile picture, so I am compelled to like your comment

[@mrpainface8515]

I have a feeling Twoface fixed that di...

[@Zetashazad]

what if uncle ben was one of the zombies

[@skirtingboard]

At least the music is good(!)

[@BadgeRatt]

Cole Phelps: Spooderman

[@MVPdobe2180]

ITS STORM VULTURE

[@monsterzero641]

6:46 Parker, did you just tell me to wipe your ass?

[@jvsweet177]

My oh my, such a masterful game. Why isn't this on the NES Classic Edition?

[@jordanthomas1654]

and so we continue WEB SWING

[@FlameOfUdun96]

JUST GIVE ME ULTIMATE SPIDERMAN. IM ENTITLED.

[@sparkthedog6291]

Kick his Spider-Ass!

[@JediKammy]

There is a parody of Spider-Man called Italian Spider-Man.

[@JediKammy]

Also about the ill girl thing, it's based off the comic "the boy who collects Spider-Man" in which Spidey comes to visit and spend time with. Of course the kid is ill and Spider-Man wants to make his life a special one i guess. There was a winter special later on that confirmed the kid's death.

[@Drweegee640]

Might not be paying attention but can't you get extra lives or something? Seems you can only die twice then it's over...

[@mental263]

dat project 2017 though.

[@declansheehan1768]

If there are zombies does this mean this is in the Marvel Zombies universe?

[@ShadowtheYouTuber523]

Which platform are you using to play this??? I know the game itself is for NES.

[@sterlingmuse5808]

It looks like Wii U Virtual Console

[@ShadowtheYouTuber523]

Sterling Muse doesn't look like that to me

[@supershadic530]

It's an emulator.

[@CrimsonMoonM]

That picture of Hobbie is DEFINITELY Demogoblin. Just saying.

[@shawnfields266]

Andy wait. there are different versions of the Hobgoblin? what are the differences im, sorry. its just, im a huge Spider Man fan, but I've only seen the 90s animated series, and watched the Spider-Man movie trilogy, and only seen the first Amazing Spider Man movie, as well as the newest Spider Man Movie. I've never read the comics, not because i dont like them, i just have no money. have a nice day/night wherever you are.

[@RikuCotton]

12:15 get the hell out of here with that weak ass mating call, you can do better than that!

[@Uru19861]

Did you pick this game to stress yourself?

[@tavoknaza7086]

Oh hi Mark.

[@ironmanmouse7644]

Spider can not stand in the ladder because he Fall

[@Azure70]

This game is so painful to watch.

[@KahilaTheArtSlime]

Its beautiful

[@shawnfields266]

Azure Phoenix because of the dick punching? cause i found it hilarious.

[@Iceteague1]

Larsen's art did not translate well into 8 bit especially on The Vulture.

[@shadowandroid1823]

not so funny now, is is, kakarot.

[@isaacplayer4268]

So guys, any last minute predictions on what the new Sonic game is going to be?

[@HubPie3]

Knowing Sonic Team, maybe a sequel that uses the gameplay style of Lost World?

[@isaacplayer4268]

Hub Pie I don't think they're gonna give Lost World another shot, at least not for the time being. Sonic is not in a position to start playing with gameplay mechanics again.

[@587DeathKing]

hopefully something that will pay off the 5 plus years of "We'll get Sonic back to his form"

[@HubPie3]

isaacplayer42 I guess so. Where is this being announced at?

[@isaacplayer4268]

Hub Pie The 25th Anniversary Party. You can watch the livestream (when it starts) here: www.twitch.tv/sonicofficial

[@Adventurer_X]

0:00 What is this shit? Spiderman on virtual boy.

[@ironmanmouse7644]

Mystirio

[@anthonyrubel4057]

#AchillisAss