SGB Review - Superman 64

[@TheGollddMAN]

Luthor: Wanna save your friends? SuperMan: NO, I'm just gonna fly through rings and warp through walls

[@psychie8625]

You know what's sad? Some time ago, a ROM of an unreleased PlayStation version leaked onto the internet. It is much, much better than the N64 version. In fact, it's actually a decent game. The reason it was unreleased was because Titus lost the patent before they could release the PlayStation version. RIP

[@justinjanicki6561]

Back when Johnny had hair

[@NobleManager]

What the fuck, I thought he was born bald :v

[@NobleManager]

+felix josue velazquez oh wait...he was :O what's going on here

[@cz5248]

Back when swearing was edgy xd

[@cirnosnumberfan6449]

@@NobleManager Technically, everyone it's born bald. You don't exactly come out of the womb with a full head of hair.

[@lordkaijux5262]

@@cirnosnumberfan6449 Unless you're a Saiyan.

[@michaelthearchangel5885]

Who else goes back to these SGB reviews to this day? I do.

[@AHeroAlmost]

Ichigo Kurosaki I've been binge watching these reviews the last week. Do the brothers still help him or what happened?

[@firestarsantos7467]

AHeroAlmost They have their own lives to attend to, but they still help him from time to time.:-)

[@nman551]

Michael the Archangel I do

[@psychie8625]

Me.

[@MACZ2021]

Me

[@truebluehedgehog4526]

1:12 Top notch acting

[@jamallewis260]

Hey , don't hate. Its frickin hilarious!

[@grandmastopusingthisaccoun9666]

that's a lie

[@Flamestar320]

1:09

[@giroandkarin2822]

I LOVE that part

[@CrasherX2000]

This certainly was a different time for the dude

[@WhiteTU]

This game makes Sonic 06 look like a MASTERPIECE!!

[@zyad48]

unfortunately I cannot argue, sonic 06 was bad but srsly

[@shadowoftiger116]

Actually i'd have to say Sonic 06' was much worse than Superman 64. In fact, most Sonic games are worse than Superman 64

[@zyad48]

Gwyn, Lord of Cinder yeah fuck you, you just suck at the fucking platforming, too used to mario slow ass speed to make the jumps with sonic's speed?

[@nickv5246]

Sonic Boom makes Superman 64 look like the best game ever.

[@izayahcarter1406]

Your right

[@DariusFrench6273]

"Or as a certain someone calls it.....Tit-us". "Tit-us? What the f**k is that?" ~ AVGN (Angry Video Game Nerd)

[@DariusFrench6273]

7:11

[@jmcfar03]

Even sonic 06 is better than this. At least it's playable.

[@xGimpyx]

Define "playable".

[@iamaninsomniac]

Gimpy You can get through '06 more than this. This game is just pathetic.

[@chimanruler15]

Gimpy "Semi-playable" would have been the better term.

[@valydendor4472]

At least sonic 06 has... fair graphics nd pretty sweet music

[@GH_EmotionalGuy]

6:28- My reaction to hearing all the lies Modern Cartoon Network and Christina Miller said.

[@Xx1SailorScoutxX]

He got farther than the Nerd. Also, Superman 64 is still a better love story than Twilight.

[@lll_Number_One]

well john used cheats to get farther than james but john really doesn't gives a shit

[@GamerMondlicht]

I guess you can say... *Rad Sunglasses* Superman is the Lord of the Rings. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[@someguy7526]

:(

[@chimanruler15]

The same slippery controls existed in the demo version of Superman Returns. That is ridiculous.

[@taelorwest3707]

Thus Batman became the world's greatest superhero

[@mosesborras3221]

Opinions deal with it

[@MisterX867]

Yeah it's amazing how you all you gotta say is that your mom's name is Martha and he'll help you no matter what

[@MisterX867]

Get ready man, it's going to happen again with Batman & Aquaman. "Thomas!? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?"

[@bookman3766]

Taelor West why do you also think that Batman won almost in Batman vs. Superman

[@taylord5381]

Cj Clark Batman was so out of character in that movie. That I don't call him Batman myself.

[@stevespud2707]

At least Sonic 06 is half a game this shouldn't even be called a game.

[@EzioMonty117]

I love sonic 06

[@ghostdavid4838]

Yes I kinda love sonic 06

[@ThunderDragonRandy]

While both games are awful, I would rather replay Sonic 06 for the second or third time (I don't remember how many times I've beaten it) than play this game

[@semvision]

Ghost David No you don't, I don't care if it's your opinion, your opinion is just wrong.

[@ghostdavid4838]

SamVision so I just like something and you said its wrong? Well fuck you then

[@megaboss8140]

Let this video be a lesson to all viewers. DO NOT mess with the demon video game overlords.

[@zyadalhayoti4680]

lol, I actually tried out this game on an emulator with a controller, I couldn't figure out how to make superman move XD, control fail

[@solaris6428]

lol

[@emileyclark2195]

Lesson learned

[@mrjonify100]

With all these problems, this game makes Sonic 06 look like a masterpiece.

[@sonicmanic2556]

in my opinion, sonic 06 is no where near as bad as this game

[@DecosonicDarstardlyTV]

That's no opinion. That's a downright fact.

[@DarkJustin87]

@@DecosonicDarstardlyTV At least Sonic 06 is a broken sorta fun mess. This on the other hand....

[@nathanfuller8118]

Like hurckalus made by titus

[@HeroesRiseUp]

Ahh.. watching this reminds me of a simpler time of my life. Oh the memories, rewatching SGB Reviews over and over. Man that made my childhood great.

[@thecomicnation1085]

So, I'm guessing the demon overlords also hid all of Johnny's good N64 games......

[@ssj99lucario]

“It’s either this, or Big Rigs again” Ends up reviewing it again two years later

[@sirfappington4550]

Wow you got farther in this game than the angry video game nerd lol

[@taylord5381]

Sir Fappington I think he said in a lp of this game he used a level select code or something

[@outcastpov9366]

Taylord yeah but he still made it past the tornado mission, the nerd didn't get that far

[@outcastpov9366]

He still got a bit further than avgn

[@Operation_Bagel]

Not anymore lol

[@MegamanX20100]

Uh...I think I finally figured out the whole tornadoes thing, and I feel like a moron for not having realized it. You have to keep them from colliding into the walls.

[@yourfairyking]

1:11 The absolute fear in the man's face... I can barely tell he's acting.

[@DGuy32]

1:51-1:53 Johnny referenced AVGN. Also, I agree with everyone else in the comments. Sonic 06 is far better than Superman 64.

[@Kamerzy]

You know what's my guilty pleasure ? Replaying 1:11 over and over :P

[@Flamestar320]

+KamerzystaKarol I like replaying 1:34 over and over, or their conversation. It is just hilarious watching a guy wearing a scary mask and saying simple words other than the words he said to answer John.

[@onandonandomnom]

i replay 5:39 and laugh my ass off

[@VioletIsOnTheNets]

-64 out of 10... I see what you did there

[@KyrinChase]

The only game I've ever played that gave me a headache was Sonic and the Secret Rings. I broke it with a hammer

[@SSDARKPIT]

The only game that gave me a headache was Sonic 06, I couldn't the Volcano level.

[@megaburritozero]

Kyrin Chase It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant I tell you!! Genius I say!!

[@namingisdifficult408]

I liked Secret Rings. Could have got someone to buy it. Also, screw Flame Core.

[@KyrinChase]

+Quickman may win No one would've wanted it. Since my mother didn't buy it and I got it for free from a friend who's not a Sonic fan. Breaking it wouldn't have done any harm. Flame Core is easy. I just completed it with all 3 hedgehogs. But this is coming from someone who LIKES Sonic 06

[@aash4284]

i have sonic and the secret rings and its not that bad its fun sometimes other times its the hardest game i ever played, even that the controls are broken as you copy of the game its still more fun then marble zone.

[@SonicPlayer2004]

Um Johny, It's not 100% Titus's fault. The people that gave Titus the license to make this game wouldn't let them make it how they wanted to. Heck, there is even a ROM of the Unreleashed PSX version. There's no STUPID ring levels, the enemies are pretty decent, the levels look nice, the controls barely work but are still good. But they couldn't release the PSX version because their license expired and couldn't renew it.

[@frostybump6118]

Dude these videos make me so depressed. I grew up on this and now the guys are separating (even if johnny is going I'll miss everyone else such as matt), these guys are the definition of underrated youtubers, I wish they grew more

[@SonicSlash51]

If Superman 64 is scary then Bubsy 3d was horrifying.

[@7g7g86]

Bubsy 3D was the best game of all time

[@williamwhite2568]

RenderError Fuck bubsy 3d

[@DariusFrench6273]

RenderError LIES! F**king lies!

[@williamwhite2568]

Big rigs is hell

[@theminecraft2516]

No way Bubsy 3D is better than this game

[@ilhamaryawan3853]

You've helped me save my money once again Johnny!

[@juiceala]

I laughed at the -64 out of 10 part, but it was common back then for games to have a lame-ass explanation for the horrible draw distance in their games, I remember Spider-Man for the PS1 did that as well, I always thought that was hilarious to think people are stupid enough to believe this shit!

[@ShockWithoutFear]

This makes me realise how much Johnny's content has evolved over the years yet I still love all his styles

[@GiordanDiodato]

2:18 actually, a LOT of N64 games require the pak. *cough* Spiderman, Turok, Doom 64 *cough*

[@Fatboyftw32]

Dk 64 is game you need the pak for. Yeah I know this is old but I was bored so yeah.

[@Fatboyftw32]

***** Ah my bad, my N64 memories are fuzzy.

[@surrealbrain4227]

Rayman 2 is an offender as well. Fantastic game, but sheesh.

[@Franklord]

I just love it how he can voice-act without moving his face one bit.(Yell angrily while looking calm)

[@SuperShadowMaster64]

Superman 64 is an enormous insult to Superman! Also, this game just looks bleak and boring

[@SDK2K9]

Did you know there was another game created by Titus. It was called Robocop on the Original xbox.

[@TheMole2005]

so what? Blues Brothers for SNES was also made by Titus

[@michaelj450]

No need to be a jerk, bro. I remember Robocop on Xbox, that game was terribly shitty as well. I remember seeing a Gamespot review on that game with the reviewer saying that a sandwich and a DVD copy of Robocop is much more worth your time. I don't know if the review is still on KZbin though.

[@The_Chosen_Heretic]

Abraham James I'm not mad at him, I'm mad at Titus for shaming the names of two of my favorite movies ever. No hard feelings, towards you guys at least.

[@BlastinCabin]

rainbow dash and twilight sparkle brohoof

[@TheMole2005]

really? I knew about a GBA game, I never knew, there were other versions

[@Swordkiller55623]

That guy at the beginning is totally Elliot XD

[@solaris6428]

Lol

[@Keurgui1]

He obviously said he was the hellfire masochist

[@Swordkiller55623]

Keurgui1 lol

[@k-leb4671]

You can tell from the poor acting.

[@UltraMario]

They won't turn on because they're all unplugged. xD

[@k-leb4671]

I think this was the first somecallmejohnny video I ever watched. It really brings back memories...

[@solaris6428]

=-)

[@OmegaChase1002]

1:10 DAT ACTING

[@JonathanFraserMusic]

I honestly think this is funnier than the avgn review

[@kittykitty101001]

"Either this, or Big Rigs again." Could've been worse. At least you're not playing......Ride to Hell. *shudders*

[@darkchaos1542]

I don't know what's worse - E.T or this.

[@randumo24]

DarkChaos Gotta go with Superman for just gameplay. Atari was a shit system, compared to the N64. No excuse to be that bad.

[@megaburritozero]

DarkChaos Yes

[@almozayaf]

DarkChaos FF13

[@StMozzer]

+randumo24 but can you realize the year of both consoles? N64 is from 90's and atari is from 70's or 80 i think

[@Flamestar320]

+DarkChaos Big Rigs is worse than both "Superman" and "E.T. The Extra Terrestrial" combined.

[@frickenchickencookie]

1:10 most emotion ever put into a "noooooooooooo!" scream

[@Plantster15]

ah 2009 was a simpiler time for the internet

[@Sharkmanlloyd]

this video was the first game review ive ever watched. i hope someday every sees how amazing this channel is

[@shawnfields2757]

I think people are working on that. I also hope people see how good SGB are as well. And maybe Brain Scratch Comms perhaps?

[@tltar253]

ET my ass, this is the worst game ever made.

[@zyad48]

tltar253 yup ;P

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

+tltar253 Could you Image if this was on the PSP?

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

Ryan Saeed Only those who have the wisdom imagination of god shall see it.

[@Dragonfeesh]

+pat deondre I think that would be aquaman, it was basically superman 64 but entirely underwater and even shittier

[@mackercunningham6998]

no big rigs

[@petwisk2012]

The intro of this video is pure comedy Gold, i hope this character comes back Someday

[@gavinelrod6307]

same

[@sonicthehedgehoggamingfan8028]

Superman 64 is just one of those games that makes Sonic 06 look more of a great game when it's not.

[@whotflivesinwyoming]

Sonic 06 is like a 5/10 imo I haven’t dealt with major glitches besides knuckles getting stuck on walls. It’s not the worst game ever it’s definitely better than secret rings and shadow

[@SonicMania2099]

Here we are in 2023 and I'm curious if Johnny was to do a Vs Superman 64, I wonder will he bring back the Demon while finally burning his copy

[@fusion1801]

i may get yelled at for this but sonic 06 was a better game then this

[@JohnnyRamirez86]

I agree, superman 64 sucks

[@fusion1801]

06 had playablity this one does not

[@emileyclark2195]

Don't worry, the whole comment section is full of how Sonic 06 is much better than Superman 64.

[@TheRacingOtaku]

You ain't getting yelled at, everyone here agrees that Sonic 2006 is better than this atrocity.

[@Flamestar320]

I can't help but think that the Video Game Demon Overlord was laughing more at the bad delivery of Johnny's "No" than to just laugh because he's evil. I'm not the only one that thinks this, right?

[@JMandJJ7797]

Well Johnny at least you gotten farther then James Rolfe did. Your a true gaming hero. Also I think the whole tornado time sequence time limit thing is because you have to stop them from going to the small ass pixel people. But if your goal for that one is to protect the people from the tornadoes why doesn't it tell you and why did they make them so freaking small? That's even worse then an invisible time limit in my opinion.

[@Star_Cris]

Anyone else kinda see Johnny smiling while he's doing his "NO" scream?

[@BIIIIIGMAN]

better review than avgn's. and i love avgn.

[@esmooth919]

"Who the *hell* are you?!" *"Hell, indeed!!"*

[@solaris6428]

The 2009 effects haha

[@xcalibur64]

Solaris, how are you?

[@solaris6428]

Xcalibur64 Good

[@xcalibur64]

Solaris642 Lol you actually replied :D

[@TheDeepThinker-sq3iy]

more like the angry video game nerd effect............

[@forex11112]

O.... shit....

[@Silent_Mochi]

What's your favorite sonic game? Sonic and the secret 6:07

[@Ghost-Stargal-7]

Superman -64

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

1:12 Most convincing scream ever.

[@metallicagabbe98]

1:31 always make me laugh

[@UnsafestPony81]

Classic SGB right here. I remembering watching this when this first came out. Look at how much things have changed over the years.

[@Natboy129]

Imagine he reviewed ET Extra Terrestrial... :O

[@ChronicTektonic]

Cynder Sparx It almost caused the gaming industry back then to horribly crash. The industry was saved by Nintendo with their NES. So no, even back then it was considered bad.

[@ChronicTektonic]

Cynder Sparx To everyone his/her own opinion, I guess :)

[@ChronicTektonic]

Cynder Sparx The statement that a game is good or bad is always subjective, no matter what the conditions are.

[@ItPreach]

PmSchut That doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

[@klatinscelus3390]

"But at least you don’t have to fly through anymore RINGS!!!!!"

[@GetShrekd]

Wow, this is very AVGN influenced.

[@lacosta0892]

This video is 10 years old as if today, holy crap...

[@iZephiirES]

Superman 64 remake for the 3DS plz xD

[@awesomeguy2009]

Yes.

[@RagingWolftheGamer]

awesomeguy2009 No even if it fixed the gltiches there is still the garbage gameplay

[@awesomeguy2009]

No.

[@iZephiirES]

UltimateGamer12 DON'T U UNDERSTAND WHAT A JOKE IS ?

[@RagingWolftheGamer]

Most of the time yes

[@CrasherX2000]

Collision detection is so bad that I’ve seen speed runners almost effortlessly clip through the walls on purpose to skip large chunks of the game

[@tomjackson1370]

RINGS!!!

[@onandonandomnom]

this game... this game...... SUCKS!!!!

[@DariusFrench6273]

BULL! SHIT!

[@1800Hernandez]

johnny looks like he's trying not to burst into laughter at 1:25

[@hdrevolution123]

Ha this game is hilarious to watch

[@mikeanthony3300]

Yeah the sec john clipped super man through the wall I was dying!! XD

[@Punkski]

"At least you don't have to fly through anymore RINGS!!" Johnny, please rereview this title with your VS. Videos.

[@williamwhite1036]

6:07

[@Sly88Frye]

Nice review of this absolutely horrid game. I am so glad I never played it before. I was even considering renting the game when it first came out, but I didn't and wow, it's a very good thing to have avoided such an awful game. p.s: The opening scene, I found the acting on the part where you shouted no to be pretty poor in my opinion, but other than that, it was okay.

[@WinTheRace774]

Even sonic 06 plays better than this

[@crystalmaiden7791]

" It's either this, or Big Rigs again. " And he ended up reviewing the game again anyways! Heh. This review's hilarious. And I love that Johnny reviewed all of the game and not JUST the flying through rings.

[@Omar_E11]

This game is shit, period.

[@m.mproductions2461]

"You can never grab too many Rings!" - Sonic (Boom)

[@eliaslassegue3798]

sonic 06 is better than dis game

[@psychie8625]

Superman 64 did wrong what NiGHTS did right three years prior. Sure, NiGHTS was mostly in 2D, but my point still stands.

[@DevilHunterJames]

Even if this game was good I'd hate because Superman is well yeeeaaaah...overrated as fuck.

[@joe88john]

And here I thought I saw all the reviews. This one is awesome, much more in depth then the AVGN. Nice work John, as usual!

[@kiwibagels8244]

Ugh this game really fucking sucks

[@riokamichika1101]

No surprises, there.

[@garretts6678]

1:47 Review begins.

[@lucinafanboy6213]

Fuq this game!!! FUUUUUUUUUUQQQQQ

[@agudgorl]

that vibrato effect always gets me

[@Veolynn13]

Johnny: Screw that, this is my review. this game gets a negative 64 out of 10! Me: YAY!

[@esmooth919]

0:10 Symphony Of The Night music FTW! I forget what part of the castle that is, tho

[@SSDARKPIT]

The relationship between this game and Johnny is a better love story than Twilight.

[@OniFox]

Stopping the Tornado Missions goal: You must freeze the tornados before they hit the people walking around. That's why there is no timer.

[@cyclops8238]

0:47 I love how he kind of sounds like the Oracle from Halo but with a deeper voice. 🙂

[@darisinggamer]

Lulz RINGS!!! Johnny has to be your angriest review and one of my favorites you deserve more subs bro.

[@IAmKhones]

To believe I’ve been watching his vids for damn near 10 years is mind boggling

[@Angelo_X_2045]

61 Titus employees aren't happy with this video.

[@SolarisParadox]

A truly terrifying game. Most reviews don't even scratch the surface.

[@IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

6:05 Am I the only one who finds this part hilarious?

[@My170TTV]

0:27 I can't understand what he is saying but the way he says it makes me crack up

[@TheEarthquake1001]

1:07 when you screemd nooooooooooo best acting ever

[@LuceDGooseVT]

4:27 Actually, that mission didn't NEED a countdown timer. See that civilian down there behind the tornado? You had to stop the tornadoes before any of them get to him.

[@RagingWolftheGamer]

well not everybody would be able to keep track of where the citizen is and still be able to get rid of the tornadoes at the same time. Meaning a time limit WOULD be needed

[@TheGroupOnly]

I can't help but see an episode of Seinfeld when hearing the music at the end. When Jerry runs the race and it plays in the background. What should be a memory of Superman... is now a memory of Jerry. XD