Shakespeare's original version, from As You Like It, the All the World's a stage speech. All the shop’s a stage, And all the boys and girls merely players; They have their Harleys and their Hondas, And one videographer in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven rages. At first, the Chey, Mewling and wrenching in the nurse’s arms. Then the whining Bonneville, with his falaphel And shining morning Savage, creeping like snail Unwillingly to school. And then the Surgeon, Sighing like furnace, with a woeful Crusty-Glide Made to his mistress’ 131. Then a soldier Weems, Full of strange Triumphs and bearded like the Flip, Fellas in honor, sudden and quick in burn-out, Seeking the double reputation Even in the Bert’s south. And then the Surgeon, In fair round belly with good Raspberry Beret, With eyes severe and beard of nary a cut, Full of wise flaws and modern peculiarities; And so he plays his part. The sixth gear shifts Into the lean and skippered passing lane, With spectacles on nose and paunch front side; His youthful blouse, well stained, a taco too wide For his funk shrank, and his big insanely voice, Turning again toward childish treble, 'loud pipes saves lives' And whistles in his Brap Star. Last scene of all, That ends this strange eventful video, Is second childhood and mere oblivion, Sans axels, sans nuts, sans bolts, and sans a running machine. I had to take a few liberties with the way things were written, got as close as I could betwixed the old and the new.
@biganttony67864 жыл бұрын
Twix is the best
@HippoDrones4 жыл бұрын
Marvellous
@bradleyalexander58214 жыл бұрын
A fair run at it, I say “well done Sir” 👍🏼
@mattthegreeter90744 жыл бұрын
All the world's a stage, but this rewrite's a Stage IV. Well done!
@TheMissendenFlyer4 жыл бұрын
Wow so good to see a glimpse of what life should be like - over here I've not met a member of my family (outside those I live with) for 9 months, I've not been to a pub or bar for a drink for about 6 months and we are only allowed to meet/socialise with one person outside (in the cold/wet)....never mind hold a party around a fire pit and go riding with your mates to a restaurant!!! All the bars, clubs and restaurants are closed - essential shops only open and we're only allowed to leave the house for essential journeys. Our hospitals here in London are becoming overwhelmed. So good to see that real life exists somewhere...and to top it off that weather!!! Boy I've got to get back to Florida ASAP....but I fear it will be a fair few months before we can leave the country again.....I hate COVID!!!! Keep bringing us some hope and sunshine SS, you're providing a much needed service!! ...oh and do stay safe, as I assume Coronavirus does exist in the US too....
@pennsyltuckyden98234 жыл бұрын
Same here, most of PA is shut down, just got over Covid myself, it's no joke. But I don't blame people for living their lives if they can. Can't wait till this is over. Thats why I come to Shadetree and friends.
@shadetreesurgeon4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit,.. I had no idea it was that bad over there
@shawnginder65574 жыл бұрын
PA also, living vicariously through these vidoes.
@paineys33414 жыл бұрын
in the same boat, been stuck in the UK since April (flight cancelled) I keep my 2019 HD RGS in Florida , NPR area and cant wait to get back and ride...
@omnivore22204 жыл бұрын
Defect, Man! Snuggle yourself out of there!
@Brzeczyszczykiewicz6664 жыл бұрын
“Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it's easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”
@biganttony67864 жыл бұрын
Smile because... FUCK WHAT THEY THINK
@biganttony67864 жыл бұрын
Much love from MISSIPPI
@Ike324 жыл бұрын
Josh, I love the direction your channel(s) are going. With Flip and Chey, you're bringing about a renaissance of motovlogging. It reminds me of the old bxd days where he rolled around with his buds and they all made videos together. And your cast of friends who hang out at the bsg. Jena, Shelby, et al. The good old days, just going on little adventures, fixing bikes and hanging out. Keep up the good work! I genuinely look forward to the bi-weekly uploads from you guys. Keep it weird!
@kyledoeztatuz48024 жыл бұрын
Brap Star Garage is like a wayward home for complete deathtraps.
@ShadowACE19984 жыл бұрын
We have snowmobiles and quads up here to get our riding fix in the winter. It may not be as good as going on day long road trips, but gearing up and tearing through the farmlands of rural Illinois on a quad is really friggin fun.
@adamlanglois5634 жыл бұрын
The way she goes up in Canada too! Time to wrench on the wretched!
@lisar30064 жыл бұрын
I barely spent over $10.000 on my last three Harley's. My 02 FLSTC I paid $5.900.00 and sold it for more than I paid. I paid $1.500.00 for my wrecked 01 Road king I put about $1.200.00 in it and sold it for $4.200.00. I paid $3.100.00 for my 1998 FLSTF it was in great shape I still have it it is a keeper. If you do your own work and have cash there are deals out there. I am never disappointed in your videos they are always entertaining. As for the Courtney Campbell Causeway every time I have to cross it back when I lived in Florida it had some accident on it or the cops had radar on the north side of it.
@cwheremonster88704 жыл бұрын
Damn, brotha... That production was a masterpiece from start to finish. Is it weird that I find myself riding with you, vicariously? ...and a great ride it was.
@sharkdog1114 жыл бұрын
Best video yet. Your cinematography, and editing is getting better. Good shit.
@BeroBikes4 жыл бұрын
"What a wonderful philosophy you have." Brilliant spoken word poetry Josh cool ending to the episode, the swamp wizard is a philosophical poet too! With command over alchemy and English!
@BlackbirdSSR4 жыл бұрын
Bravo, my good sir! "Jalapino Screams" is the funniest and most creative thing you've done in the 3 years I've been following you. 🤣 I'm dying over here!!
@steelhorseconsulting25734 жыл бұрын
The jalapeño screams because Jeff Dunham shoved a steek in it
@juanl.l.16714 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment. 😂
@thines9194 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Zephaniel4 жыл бұрын
The Jalapeño ending is the masterpiece of this channel, period.
@thaddeusibarra43084 жыл бұрын
The Jalapeño is going to be screaming when it comes out!! That may be the reason for the name
@flinkdeldinky4 жыл бұрын
That was a pleasant and uplifting bit of performance poetry. Good job Josh.
@n4zou4 жыл бұрын
My old Soviet Union Dnepr sidecar military motorcycle came with a spark plug with glass instead of white ceramic insulation. You install it, start the engine, and the glass let's you see the color of the burning gases inside the cylinder. That makes it easy to set the carburetors for the perfect air/fuel ratio. At idle the burn is blue and bright orange above idle. It only takes a few minutes for each cylinder to get the carburetor settings and balance perfect. A similar kit called "Color Tune" I think is still around.
@theuglybiker4 жыл бұрын
Yep! Still around! www.gunsonshop.com/contents/en-us/p209_G4074-Gunson-Colortune-See-Through-Spark-Plug-Kit.html
@kylefrye62654 жыл бұрын
Keep living it up shadeTree “Not all who wander are lost” a common tread between all motorcyclists and we have the ability to travel the country and the world and see the landscape from a different perspective! Keep up the good wholesome content!
@harveybaker73814 жыл бұрын
I live in Alabama and don't have to store my Dyna for the winter but I occasionally park it for a awhile when something breaks. Recently the kickstand fell off on a ride and a good Samaritan stopped and gave it to me because I couldn't get off the bike, lol. Now it's on a Harbor Freight chock until I get around to fixing it.
@seanbrown49574 жыл бұрын
From my 14 year old. Some people drop acid, some people watch Shadetree Surgeon.
@Punx634 жыл бұрын
So Shadetree is acid then? Well I wonder when Im going to start seeing things like the walls melting?
@McVerne4 жыл бұрын
Loved this video, happy new year shadetree, cheyleesi, marley, flip, weems and everybody else!
@joelplough7204 жыл бұрын
That ending tho, I have had my morning J so I was really feeling it. Allegedly
@ROUGHNECKROGERS4 жыл бұрын
Made my jalapeño smile
@jonblomquistrides3 жыл бұрын
The last couple minutes of this is worth everything, Love it
@m-roddr.funtimes31444 жыл бұрын
Some of us Northern brothers & sisters just trailer a bike down to North Florida for a week and then ride to the Keys and back while enjoying the beautiful December/ January weather you all have!!! Dang we’re going to miss this!!!!
@HagsRideOrDie4 жыл бұрын
I was shoveling a foot of snow yesterday and I'll be doing it again tomorrow. So once again, thank you for taking us northerners for a ride vicariously.
@Thefuturelooksbight4 жыл бұрын
Great show again. You got to try riding on fresh snow just around the neighborhood.
@shadetreesurgeon4 жыл бұрын
Check out Cheyleesi's video here and SUBSCRIBE!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/noqoeJt-gLSKirs
@jaspicy11584 жыл бұрын
Love how he talk about forgoten angles. Like helping kids that are in those situations is why I got my last job while doing school. Love you
@FFL-vg9ro4 жыл бұрын
Awwww. Those forgotten angles. That poor 89 degree angle - the Rodney Dangerfield of angles - gets NO respect. His older brother 90 is always right and gets ALL the ladies. So unfair!
@jasongraham34884 жыл бұрын
I love Tarpon Springs. After I got the bikes running the first place my wife and I rode was the Tarpon Springs Seafood Festival. (Started this comment before you gave up the journey in Safety Harbor) there's a magnificent restaurant in Safety Harbor called "Gigglewaters," I recommend you try a sandwich called "Meat Wagon." Back in the before times, Safety Harbor had "Third Friday Festivals" live music, street vendors, and open containers all around. Let me know if you want me to lead you to Tarpon Springs lol.
@DWC9664 жыл бұрын
So, I just watched all your videos from the beginning. The Honda to Niagara Falls showed up on my feed and then the chopper build and the ride to Barber. I love your content. You keep being you.
@tetlow24 жыл бұрын
I got my sticker. Thanks a lot man. I appreciate you throwing in the brap star star sticker too.
@Grossman774 жыл бұрын
Winter season is rough here in the Midwest. Definitely riding vicariously through you guys in these months.
@jamesmarotta22944 жыл бұрын
Sad you didnt make it to Tarpon, there are some nice roads by the Anclote power plant
@ryanshore50054 жыл бұрын
loved that ending! I also gotta say thanks for making such awesome content to keep this poor Minnesota lake wizard sane while the bikes are stabled. rock on and stay weird!
@ethanoppy33804 жыл бұрын
I'm impressed. New years Eve this year wouldn't be right without a touch of Mad Dog
@Sudomarkii4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t care about ADV bikes.....until I rode one lol now I love them for what they are made for!
@anthonydownes87694 жыл бұрын
Josh again another fun and interesting video mate thank you for all your the time and effort you put your channel may l take this time to wish you and all your family and friends a happy and safe 2021 regards Anthony from down under ps l loved your wheelies brought s smile to my face
@SLO-Ride4 жыл бұрын
Like Florida, the riding season in my part of the central coast of California, begins with the start of Spring on March 20th, and ends at the last day of Winter, on March 19th....
@hugzinc4 жыл бұрын
There are plenty of things you do that make me believe we would be great friends, but when you took that bottle of MD2020 and tipped it, you pulled at my heart strings.
@sourtizel88834 жыл бұрын
Hilarious brother, glad I found your channel. I live in New York but hopefully soon I'll move to Florida and visit The Dirty Shame. Keep it weird. 💯
@kosh123194 жыл бұрын
I must say I really enjoy the ride and restaurants videos. It shows the fun and social side of riding with your friends love your stuff man 👍
@thebroodood4 жыл бұрын
Love cilantro... 😊. And that rapid fire tack taste test was awesome. Love yall. Flip Na Chey Marley and of course the one and only Shadetree....
@blackedoutbandit4 жыл бұрын
I bought a new 2020 ultra limited on black Friday. It only has 83 miles on it now. I live in Michigan. It sucks just sitting here and looking at my new bike as it snows out side. 😪😪🥶🥶😭😭🥺🥺
@chriskwasny43304 жыл бұрын
I’m up at 7:30am sick as a dead dog with covid and got the notification for this video. Thanks 🙏@shadetreesurgeon
@TroyC684 жыл бұрын
Here in Canada there isn't a snowflake anywhere... and I'm still riding.. It's snowed a few times but nothing sticks here until New Years for sure... Last winter I only missed riding in February, so my bike don't get put away.
@yungclav1124 жыл бұрын
Living in PA during the winter sucks but it makes riding that more special!
@rowdy14youable4 жыл бұрын
Rockin' the best Travis Tritt album ever. Nicely done!
@axemblue35984 жыл бұрын
You always make me laugh. I freakin love you josh. Stay Genuine!
@AR-jz7lp4 жыл бұрын
I have never related more to a jalepeno than I do in this moment...
@shadetreesurgeon4 жыл бұрын
The jalapeño knows
@dickiedanger4 жыл бұрын
@@shadetreesurgeon The jalapekñows
@michaeljames68214 жыл бұрын
The last part of that video was so freaking weird and I loved it keep the videos coming
@vtx_bluestigma83914 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed the Video Josh. Thanks bro! That jalapeño spoken word free verse poem thing was the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard and I loved it..😂
@hammanvideo4 жыл бұрын
Just found your channel yesterday and I've been binge watching all day today. Weird, yeah, but sometimes weird is good. Keep being weird!
@joepisane77564 жыл бұрын
Said it before and I'll say it again, I want to spend a day with shadetree and his crew. Looks like Hella fun
@happa_hunter62094 жыл бұрын
Standout episode for me man! I'm a mt09 guy myself so it's good to see you on one of the fz/Mt line of bikes. Good to see you ride other types of bikes in general! You got me wanting to try my hands at a older harley 🤣
@jonbreal73734 жыл бұрын
that was a LAHEY chug if i ever did see one! SHADETREE IS THE LIQOUR!!!!
@jamespassapae72814 жыл бұрын
Keeping it weird here in Maryland rode the other day 23 degree day gotta love the north Love ya dude keep making great videos
@harleyadam48134 жыл бұрын
23°. Like that's cold. I live in southern Maine. It was -6°F when I left my house a few days ago.
@stumpymoto61654 жыл бұрын
Pasta rocket it the best!!! Love the lil wheelies man keep it up!! Literally
@camblor83534 жыл бұрын
I think that sip of Mad Dog 2020 messed with your brain man 😂. Brilliantly entertaining video as always man. L+R
@Calidro1464 жыл бұрын
Smiles per mile. That’s what it’s all about buddy!
@FRESHx913x4 жыл бұрын
MD2020... so many high school memories begin with "scored some MD2020"
@mikerheuport60384 жыл бұрын
I may live in Iowa but as long as I can make it off the gravel road I live on it is motorcycle season. Last ride was just before Christmas, it was 28 degrees outside.
@misfitnight4 жыл бұрын
Snaps fingers in recognition of the screams of the jalapeño. Good shit man!
@michaelhayward75724 жыл бұрын
Air cooled Ducatis, especially the Classics and the Monster range going back to 93 to current 2020 are some of the coolest bikes you can ride on the road. Period.
@olemissjim4 жыл бұрын
Great video. That back yard fire 🔥 pit room was wicked
@jessemn2284 жыл бұрын
looks like nice weather, me and my girl are going to Florida in February from Minnesota for my 39th birthday we're taking the bike I'd love to stop in Tampa and go for a ride with ya
@louischapman36974 жыл бұрын
No such thing as being lost on a bike, it's taking the scenic route. Would be a blast to have you come and ride awhile in South Africa. Ride smart, and keep up the great content
@MRGS484 жыл бұрын
Morning brew and weirdos on my phone!! Whats better than that?? Happy new year to you and your Shadetree!!
@Mike6StringsIn4 жыл бұрын
A drink we mixed in my youth was 50/50 Grape MD and vodka with ice in beer mugs.
@robertlawrence41894 жыл бұрын
Where's the footage of weem leaning over a toilet 20 mins after that mad chug?!
@flowbius4 жыл бұрын
The Jalapeno screams 😱 Poetry SLAM! 😂👌
@AdiposePhin4 жыл бұрын
I got your back on the Ducati love! I had a Monster 696 for 9 years. Traded her in 2 years ago for a BMW S1000XR. DAD JEANS UNITE!
@CrypticApathy4 жыл бұрын
The whistle stop in Saftey harbor is really good food, great food and burgers and drinks.
@paulpetrie54824 жыл бұрын
Ya...my bikes are asleep for the winter...You guys help ease the pain..all the best for 2021 Happy New Year!!
@mattm18414 жыл бұрын
I want a fz09 in my life!!! My r6 is gone this spring and i shall have my wheelie monster soon!! Mass sucks my bikes away till it at least 40-50
@Waldo25m4 жыл бұрын
Hey Shadetree, great vid with different ending. Loved it. Funny thing I rode to Safety Harbor along Bayshore Blvd just like you guys today. Beautiful day riding my Street Triple. Clearwater guy.
@steelehugs4 жыл бұрын
I have the OR26A (Cilantro soap gene) and yet I was the chef at Tequila's. Love for Mexican and hatred of cilantro warred within me all the time. LOL. Keep the vides coming brother! Love them.
@JEM805E4 жыл бұрын
It’s a good thing I’m not tripping on acid right now. Or that ending would have been a lot more intense 😂😂😂😂 The jalapeño screams, not because he has to. But because he wants too.
@oilstone18234 жыл бұрын
Jeff dunham
@bikesandbeagles4 жыл бұрын
ugh I did that with some grape mad dog like 30 years ago then proceeded to stumble into a china cabinet, run over a couple of mail boxes on the way home, then puke the rest of the night...mad dog still makes be a little queasy just thinking about drinking it.
@johnbreeze7274 жыл бұрын
Love how you took the name of a hipster taco joint and turned it into a spoken word existential nightmare. I am thoroughly horrified and yet intrigued by the conundrum that is the screaming jalapeño.
@shanes_bs26594 жыл бұрын
Strangest ending to a Shadetree vid ever. Loved it.
@schmediumperformance4 жыл бұрын
We love Tarpon Springs. Small downtown with lots of great food!
@MadMexism4 жыл бұрын
BUAJAJAJAAAAAAA!!! The ending was the icing, and i friggin loved it.
@bradleymeinzer50434 жыл бұрын
Great video, missing just being able to hop on the bike and ride here in Wisconsin.
@thewaynediaries8 ай бұрын
trust me you done want to I lived in the north for 15 years where the average snow fall was 365 inches every winter I have waded in 5 feet of snow ..You had to where snow shoes or you could not walk in the woods..Camped out in 35 below zero crazy when I think of it now...
@DaveWhite19794 жыл бұрын
Another great video as always. You should have jumped down for a beach ride when the road was blocked.
@georgejed22554 жыл бұрын
Josh. You have to a Year in review! Even with the China Virus you did a lotta shit. Love you Bro. Happy New Year. G
@georgejed22554 жыл бұрын
Wait! "The whitest Taco Place"?! That is fricken' funny. hahaha As you mentioned, you can't f up tacos. {That's not actually accurate} [My ex wife could mess hot dogs up]... just sayin' G
@kevincraigyates54434 жыл бұрын
Seattle coffee house poetry, I was snapping my fingers like a beatnik shaking off the chains of this bushwah existence. William Butler Yates,Charles Bukowski, Shade tree sturgeon.
@freebirdsgarage4 жыл бұрын
Awesome Calvin and Hobbes pin on the vest!!
@harleyadam48134 жыл бұрын
WEEMS FOR THE F***IN' WIN with the Mad Dog!!!
@WhoputhisXhere4 жыл бұрын
Went out for a 3 hour ride the other day, Northern Illinois 34 degrees outside
@millenniomatic48564 жыл бұрын
Come to Nashville this summer!! Let’s ride!
@jamessouthworth16994 жыл бұрын
I thoroughly enjoyed riding through Florida on my bike 10 years ago. The reason? Any place thats very different than where you're from is interesting. The keys were my favorite part of the ride.
@boondocksaint2534 жыл бұрын
If you pause this video at 3:01 the railroad crossing painted on the road appears to say FXR. I think barf party is reaching out to you using the Force like Crusty Wan Kenobi.
@Torque_and_Tonkatsu4 жыл бұрын
As always thanks for the great content. This one felt very Shadetree. :) I'm only a 3 taco person.. so enjoy that you can stuff two more combo goodies.
@HippoDrones4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, not drank MD20/20 since I was a teenager! :D The jalapeno screams... the ice-creams top tip, always wash your hands before having a pee if you've eaten jalapenos :D Happy New Year Josh, and to all your family, friends and loved ones. Was ace to see the dirtybike turn a wheel too, was your vids on the KTM that got me motivated to grab a dualsport bike and go get mucky! Here is to 2021 and may it bring you all the joy dude!
@cabby3164 жыл бұрын
Nice ride over the bridge, have done that a couple of times in my area, cheers, and Happy New Year. 😎😎😎
@jeremynelson84964 жыл бұрын
that was truly enjoyable to watch. i couldn't stop laughing especially at the end. Cheylessi might be a psycho eating a burrito from the center out, Thanks for entertainment!
@DropDeadYeti4 жыл бұрын
That ending was everything I needed, but didn't know I wanted. My god!!! 😱😱😱
@ericnelson81084 жыл бұрын
Punish your liver 😂🤣🤣 I just realized the crusty glide reminds me of the motor bike on the movie raising Arizona movie 🤘🤘🤘
@Recycledhooligan3 жыл бұрын
Mama never loved me lmao remembering that
@Kabayoth4 жыл бұрын
Shelby needs a bike of her own. I'd go ahead and do Madame Hexa a solid by cleaning up her bike, but I'm in Colorado. I'd have to use The Force to have it done before the end of next month.
@MotoBaggins4 жыл бұрын
Itching to get my motorcycle back out. Viewer from PA! Count down beginning.