More CURSED Mall Ninja weapons

[@ryankinel-rkoutpost1]

I feel personally attacked

[@shadiversity]

I will shame you into a true sword connoisseur

[@romibengali]

Hey Ryan

[@romibengali]

@@shadiversity Hey Shad you should talk about Assassin's Creed Mirage.

[@Catonzo]

No worries, your blade can stab in any direction at any attacker.

[@yingfortheking]

If you own any of these weapons, theyll attack you on their own lol

[@IAmTheAce5]

You know, Shad took a ballsy risk making his ninja video in front of a black screen, the natural hunting ground of the ninja assassin

[@CMDRunematti]

Yeah. But they are merciful. I counted 3 ninjas in the background and he's still alive.

[@bladerex1224]

Hmm... Perhaps they are Shads body guards?

[@CMDRunematti]

@@bladerex1224 would Shad use ninjas as guards rather than knights? He believes in prevention (had a video on carrying a walking cane just to scare away people, instead of getting into fights, big scary knights with big scary swords... Just thinking out loud)

[@bladerex1224]

@@CMDRunematti Who knows, perhaps his knights happened to be handling missions that day. Perhaps he contacted Metatron or someone and hired some temporary guard ninja's?

[@CMDRunematti]

@@bladerex1224 you're right, it could be temps. How otherwise could I have noticed them? They only do this part time, so a bit out of practice

[@brendandrislane4560]

We need a horror movie where its revealed that eldritch horrors from beyond are in fact the true wielders of these weapons of doom. The problem is that they were never intended for human hands. .... but tentacles Ah! Now we're in business.

[@satansjihad6353]

That would...actually be kinda cool.

[@alexanderstottlemyre3679]

i would watch that

[@martinbaxter2616]

Sir... you've just come up with the next horror franchise.

[@brendandrislane4560]

@@martinbaxter2616 Mall-Ninja Weapon Wielders of DOOM Part XXVIIIIII - Master of the Flying Ninja Tentacle Star-Sword

[@sartorialdriver6528]

I want an action movie series where there are a bunch of nations/tribes that all wield different styles of mall ninja weapons when at war with each other, but then one day some guy comes and makes functional weapons and beats them all.

[@mysite1012]

We have Brandon Herrera for cursed firearm images, we have Skallagrim for cursed armor, and we have Shad for cursed mall ninja swords. The trifecta of cursed weaponry.

[@kellysouter4381]

I think Shad looked at armour recently.

[@mysite1012]

@@kellysouter4381 Oh yeah, I forgot he did a couple fantasy armor videos.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@mysite1012 flashback to his boob armour series

[@realyopikechannel]

next time i meet Brandon Herrera at the YAL events Ill ask him to make an ak with a longsword bayonet

[@mysite1012]

@@realyopikechannel That would be absolutely amazing if he made that 🤣🤣

[@Avigorus]

Your mall ninjas were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

[@mathew85]

Mall ninjas will find a way. 😂

[@dfgerherbduh3102]

Shad really missed the chance to call the brass knuckles a “McKnuckle sandwich”

[@cgamejewels]

nice.

[@azuredragoon2054]

They're the McKnuckle Dusters.

[@hazeltree7738]

The McFlurry Punch

[@vacantsix1586]

@hazeltree7738 I'm sorry but are ice cream machine is broken

[@grbdevnull5611]

I love the end. Shad: "At least they only sell it for $10 online". Ryan: "Hey, I got it for $19."

[@foff3804]

I shall mercifully assume the extra $9 was for shipping.

[@LeoH3L1]

@@foff3804 No the extra $9 was for the surgical removal of his dignity.

[@TheAngryAsianAnimations]

The first blade shown is what is known as a gut-hook knife. So you use it when hutning and cutting fish and other animals. You make a slit then you use the blade on the back to insert and pull. As a trivia, that also makes the gut hook knife very good for opening envelopes and packages. I've never seen it as a folding knife before though.

[@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308]

That’s actually a pretty handy sounding tool. Brilliant human ingenuity canceled out by our own stupidity. Common theme with us.

[@OntarioBearHunter]

We sell folding gut hooks ..the useless part of that knife are the serrations, which would tear flesh not cut and would be too short for bone. I actually talk most people out of any serrated knives unless they're cutting webbing or rope.

[@chrisruzsa2798]

While some what functional those models with heat treating dyes and style of handle are not efficient. Than you have the blade, yes folding applications do exist i don’t like folding hunting knives but they do exist with very nice comfortable handles.

[@Fizzbann]

I've seen them as folders. I do not recommend due to the pulling action however. Even if just opening up the mail. Tried one out and it would want to close on the pull.

[@joik2ww269]

Also pretty nice cutting fishing line what is tangled around fish or something else. And like u said gutting small critters. Saw edge makes it better cutting nylon ropes. cut is not so nice but it will cut nicely without too much effort.

[@TubeRadiosRule]

The one at 16:24 is a navaja, a traditional Spanish clasp (folding) knife, and they tend to be on the large side as well as oddly shaped. The ratcheting locking mechanism produces an ominous clicking noise called "carraca" which in its native land supposedly has the same mental effect on some people as the sound of a pump shotgun being racked..

[@tgsachris]

I was just thinking looking at that thing that it looked a bit weird, but not outright crazy or even eye catching like you would expect a mall sword to look. I was thinking it was probably African in origin since it kinda reminded me of that one curved club.

[@TubeRadiosRule]

@@tgsachris en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navaja

[@thegayhare]

I have a pocket knife in that style but I think the weird part of the ones on display were the shear size the one featured looked to be bigger then the pump shotgun next to it

[@jusuepena5435]

16:00 I am spanish please translate. DATO HISTÓRICO. HUBO UN MOMENTO EN LA HISTORIA DE ESPAÑA, AL IGUAL QUE EN MUCHOS PAÍSES, QUE SE PROHIBIÓ EL USO DE ARMAS, Y EN ESPAÑA UNA NAVAJA ES UNA HERRAMIENTA. ASI QUE LA GENTE EMPEZÓ A AUMENTAR EL TAMAÑO DE SUS NAVAJAS, PARA SUSTITUIR LAS ESPADAS QUE LES PROHIBÍAN PORTAR. Y PLEGADOS PODÍAN ESCONDERSE FÁCILMENTE EN BOLSILLOS INTERNOS DE LA ROPA, SIN NECESIDAD DE UNA VAINA. DE HECHO MUCHOS DE LOS PIRATAS ESPAÑOLES QUE LLEGARON A JAPÓN FUERON LOS QUE LES ENSEÑARON LA MAYORÍA DE TÉCNICAS DE CUCHILLO QUE HOY EN DÍA SE ENSEÑAN EN NINJUTSU, CON ESTE MISMO CUCHILLO.

[@TubeRadiosRule]

@@jusuepena5435 HISTORICAL DATA. THERE WAS A MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF SPAIN, AS IN MANY COUNTRIES, WHEN THE USE OF WEAPONS WAS PROHIBITED, AND IN SPAIN A POCKET KNIFE IS A TOOL. SO PEOPLE STARTED TO INCREASE THE SIZE OF THEIR KNIVES, TO SUBSTITUTE THE SWORDS THAT THEY WERE PROHIBITED FROM CARRYING. AND FOLDED THEY COULD EASILY HIDE IN INTERNAL CLOTHING POCKETS, WITHOUT THE NEED FOR A SHEATH. IN FACT MANY OF THE SPANISH PIRATES WHO ARRIVED IN JAPAN WERE THOSE WHO TAUGHT THEM MOST OF THE KNIFE TECHNIQUES THAT ARE TAUGHT TODAY IN NINJUTSU, WITH THIS SAME KNIFE.

[@grandmasterapple6355]

I love how shad acknowledged that being a mall ninja is part of the glorious path to knighthood

[@YandreYak]

sometimes it is so gloriously awful, it becomes glorious on its own

[@mrmacguff1n]

Please make this a regular series, it is wonderful Schadenfreude

[@marinribaric9749]

"SHADenfreude", even!

[@mrmacguff1n]

@@marinribaric9749 it was too early for me to be clever lol

[@marinribaric9749]

:D

[@varuug]

Shad and Freud? That's a weird combination.

[@squirrelknight9768]

Not really Schadenfreude tho...

[@seigeengine]

That hand knife thing is actually so awful that, when I saw it, my brain went "yes, you grab that by the blade and hit people with the hand," and after thinking about it, that still seems like the sensible approach.

[@azuredragoon2054]

I think the original intention was "handshake with the hand to use the blade". But... yeah.

[@ThePunisher_88]

@@azuredragoon2054 That was my first thought but if you look at the hand... the blade is backwards.

[@MosBikeShop]

@@ThePunisher_88 However backwards blade = cooler in the ninjaverse. 🙂

[@TheDeadTheories]

The skeleton hand knife! 😂 “That’s not a knife! This… Is a knife.” “No… That’s an uncomfortable handshake!”

[@HS-su3cf]

Obviously you hold it with a handshake grip.

[@Sqverl]

@@HS-su3cf Or you wear it like a glove... In all seriousness if you hold it in a handshake the blade would be facing upward.

[@HS-su3cf]

@@Sqverl Does it really matter 🤪?

[@TheDeadTheories]

It’s correct orientation if you’re a left-hander

[@Sqverl]

@@TheDeadTheories Have you never shook hands? If it's done with left hand BOTH participants must use left hand, otherwise one of the hands is upside down.

[@skivernatnjilten493]

4:30 the handshake blade - weapon of a true gentleman

[@TheKuroshi]

The Handshank

[@erurainon6842]

@@TheKuroshi Ba dum tss.

[@isaiahlem]

At 17:00 you get so distracted by the sword halfway down the display that you didn't keep looking and see the ridiculous multi bladed dragon head monstrosity just below it.

[@TheRamijuan]

It's the pistol grip that sells it for me

[@keiichi8191]

17:05 Shad focusing entirely on the single curved fantasy blade while somehow missing the weird dragon-headed pistol grip abomination beneath it.

[@Chris____.]

Actually tho, I was thinking the exact same thing on that part, nearly died inside when he skipped it. xddd

[@EclipseWarlord]

His sanity denied that it existed.

[@Corgisaurus-Rex]

@@Chris____. Same. I kept staring at it thinking "Are we just going to ignore that monstrosity at the bottom?!" The fantasy sword Shad focused on seemed tame by comparison XD.

[@tame1773]

@@EclipseWarlord xd

[@PikkaBird]

They also have Blade's ... erm, blade in that display case.

[@casbyness]

I'm imagining Shad taking this utility-focused assessment to the extreme, gradually descending into insanity as he critiques more and more outlandish items solely for their practical use as a sword/knife: "That chandelier doesn't even have a handle! That washing machine is completely blunt! How are you supposed to slice your enemies in twain with that duvet cover! The continent of Africa doesn't even have a cross guard! Yellow is a much worse weapon than dark blue!!!" :)

[@myfatassdick]

Akkctauly if you hold Africa by the south then the north is the crossgaurd and even has a sword catch of Somalia but sadly if you look above Libya it seems the blade was removed for the safety of Italy and Greece

[@Alexander59059]

It’s also funny because if you really just wanted a practical weapon you’d just get a spear

[@casbyness]

@@myfatassdick We should demand a refund!

[@casbyness]

@@Alexander59059 Or, you know, a gun maybe? Since we're living in current year and not 3,000 BC?

[@ruansasa289]

@@casbyness If we are using that logic, Just use a Tank forehead :)

[@nerooblivion]

The McDonald's one instantly threw the thought "You can catch these mchands" into my head lmao

[@thenarrator9000]

When you’ve Mcfucking had it

[@kit-san4846]

9:29 Okay, I really love the fact that the blade is formed from the dragon breathing fire. Not functional at all but I love how creative it looks.

[@TheSimpleMan454]

It's like some sort of altar piece or something. Just, so long as it stays... on the altar, and isn't swung by drunken wannabe Jedi Knights, yeah it's fine.

[@sphyre1196]

These weapons are so Ninja stealthy that they were never seen on any battlefield or any combat situation for that matter... Ever.

[@FloodExterminator]

*insert Morgan Freeman: He's right, you know meme*

[@ericbright1742]

A Ninja _would_ be caught dead with these weapons. That is to say, they would be _caught._

[@Mikisoq39]

Purple orkz use these weapons.

[@sphyre1196]

@@Mikisoq39 Them sneaky gitz are as kunnin and brutal as they are brutal and kunnin.

[@kylelindberg7771]

That steampunk knife is actually a custom (completely handmade) folding knife made by Stefan Steigerwald with what looks to be an extremely well done pattern steel. The handle actually contracts as the blade opens, and the trigger on the top is an ingenious locking mechanism. Nowhere near mall ninja at all. Instead of just being tacticool eye-candy, It's basically a masterpiece of art, craftsmanship and engineering. And no, it wasn't meant to be a convenient pocket knife (although the blade looks like it's got pretty good geometry.

[@narusferree6506]

Shad: Is relentlessly critical of Amazon's works. Also Shad: gets sponsored by an Amazon subsidiary.

[@padalan2504]

He doesn't mind companies making money, he does mind shit content and terrible working conditions. He can distinguish the brand from the people working for the brand and doing a whack job.

[@otaconzalgo1741]

I people should always be critical with what they care, giving a very simple example video games: New game franchise: (1)Nice game overall. The sequence: (2)poorly developed rushed and buggy. If people don't make a statement the game number (3) is going to be worse. Also Amazon is big, hating some things does not mean a crusade against everything the company does, that would be immature, but personally I don't like the company.

[@jackraze8851]

Hahaha imma talk shit and your gonna pay me to do it. Love it. 😂

[@NPC-nn4qe]

LOL

[@WilburAndACrazyPen]

Sword enthusiast shad: Hello! My name is Shad! Mallninja Shad: Yo, I’m Chad.. *casually looks into the distance with his shark sword*

[@solidfkingsnake]

4:56 you underestimate the power of this blade. It grabs you in it's hand. Not the other way around.

[@arat2376]

Shad holds his sword as a comfort object while being psychically damaged by mall ninjas

[@Native_Beats_]

Hope this becomes a little series. Kind of like Cursed Gun Images

[@mysite1012]

I'd also love to see Shad do a series like Brandon's Darwin award videos. That would be classic. Mall ninjas trying to show off wirh their swords only to break/hurt someone or something.

[@immikeurnot]

@@mysite1012 Yes.

[@Thor-Orion]

@@mysite1012 you know the Darwin Awards are an old book series, right?

[@Thor-Orion]

@@mysite1012 and who is Brandon?

[@mysite1012]

@@Thor-Orion Brandon Herrera is a KZbinr who's channel is dedicated to Firearms. He does a few different series on his channel. He does gun builds, debunking videos, and my 2 favorites, The Firearm Darwin awards, where idiots do stupid things with guns, and cursed firearm images, where kinda like this video, looks at horribly built guns, and/or firearms with crazy/weird accessories. He's awesome.

[@whisped8145]

You forgot to mention that the skeleton-hand also had the plastic coverings at the tips, indicating that the tips of the skellington-hand are also pointy and weapony :D

[@wlg2677]

16:02 Those are spanish folding knives and they are historically accurate (although that one in particular is oversized, but not that much). This design was seen also all across Latin America. The region of Albacete was famous for making these type of knives they were very ornated and frequently used as dueling weapons but mostly they were for cutting meat and/or display in barbecues. Good that Shad gave them a pass, otherwise, many would have called him out.

[@kingmobmor7656]

I was just about to post with this exact information, glad to see someone beat me to it. I thought Shad would know this with his obsession towards bladed weapons. You have a great day and take care of yourself, you boss.

[@Specter_1125]

@@kingmobmor7656 no matter how much you like a subject, there will always be aspects that you don’t know about.

[@kingmobmor7656]

@@Specter_1125 I know, it was just a cheap dig meant in jest, he knows far more about the subject than I do.

[@collinmclaren6608]

I was about to comment something about them too, though I didn't actually know the cultural or historical significance of them. I was just wagering from the look of them that there clearly HAD to be something more behind their history. I appreciate you providing the info.

[@ZombieWilfred]

Came to the comments to make sure someone had pointed this out. They're called navaja.

[@pastelsunset]

15:58 This is a historical spanish weapon known as a navaja. They're essentially really big folding knives and from what I've seen, the ones pictured there are actually pretty normal appearance-wise.

[@condebyzantas1999]

The ones there are specifically navajas de Albacete.

[@theblasphemy6414]

I thought it was like a powder horn combined with a knife due to the shape at the end lol

[@KairuHakubi]

@@theblasphemy6414 yeah what the hell I thought it was meant to be some kind of baseball bat knife. it doesn't look holdable at all.

[@arcana8899]

I almost want to see sparring done with some of these, but the challenge is less to land strikes on your opponent and more to avoid hurting yourself lol

[@Pile_of_carbon]

"ARE YOU LOVIN' IT?" [punch] "ARE YOU LOVIN' IT?" [punch] That almost made me spit tea all over my screen. Comedy gold right there.

[@theprogressivecynic2407]

The big knife with the "strange" handle at 16:10 is actually a legit weapon. It's a Spanish Navaja, which is basically a combat folding knife used by the navy and pirates. The handle is so long and strangely shaped because it is designed to cover the blade when it is folded so it isn't a danger for the person carrying it.

[@MediumRareOpinions]

A good example of how odd form can be explained by a function you didn't have awareness of.

[@GrandDawggy]

Dam...... Now I want one, seems like the best "that's not a knife" top trump lol

[@triumphant39]

Plus the one he was looking at is an overly sized jumbo novelty version, the larger one anyways. The more normal sized ones are actually quite handy, and the gigantic ones, historically were alot more agile, and functionally designed, whether spanish, or french ones. You can find more reasonably designed ones by searching "bandolero navaja", or simply look up historical ones...

[@theprogressivecynic2407]

@@triumphant39 Once-handed versions are much more common today, but there were many larger versions historically that are around the size of the one shown (often used as a replacement for a cutlass, that also doubled as a rigging knife).

[@theprogressivecynic2407]

@@MediumRareOpinions Yeah, there are a lot of examples of this in history. If you want to see a lot of that, check out some ancient Indian weapons--for example, look up the Vajra-mushti or the Urumi (whip sword).

[@WinJan]

Fun fact: as a cringe mall ninja myself once, I had that sword in the third to last photo. The "katana" with the wrap continuing up the scabbard. It has a second shorter sword, with the wrapped part of the scabbard as a handle. The swo blades are off center by about 1/3d of an inch so they can both fit. It was my rediculous entry into sword ownership.

[@MrRodrigomarcola]

Looking at this video, I think that should be a new classification: Mall Barbarian .

[@shaderax_storm6165]

I think Shad needs to review " surviving edged weapons" to see the hat razor blade and the other horrors that await a new police officer

[@thetacopunch]

14:40 shad flailing his arms around like a muppet will never cease to send my sides into orbit

[@MiguelVicoR]

The ones from 16:10 are Clasic albacete ratchet folding knives they are traditionally pocket knives, the wierd shape of the handle is so it protects the whole length of the oversized blade, and also so you can hold it by the thicker part as a cutter or the thinner part as a chopper. The bigger examples where produced to skirt arround regulations on the carring of bladed weapons. Also, fun fact, they are the inspiration for the Valyrian steel dagger from Game of Thrones.

[@sophisticatedbear3374]

It really shoudnt be called an albacete. Albacete isnt a type of knife, its a place much like solingen germany. Albacete was famous for the knifes it produced, thusly knives bearing "navaja de albacete" were very popular and dubbed albacetes. This has led them to be called albacete, toldeo, and Medela knifes all after manufacturers. The style of knife in question is correctly called a navaja and the navaja de muelles of the 18th century would be the one that recieved a ratchet mechanism. However many navaja are ratchetless and many other knifes feature a ratchet. So unless a knife is made in albacete it isn't a true albacete knife. The correct term for the style is navaja. And while a navaja can have a ratchet it's still a navaja. Most ratcheted navaja were called carracas for the sound they made.

[@jro2020]

@@sophisticatedbear3374 unless your trouser are made in Genoa they shouldn't be called Jeans. That's what you sound like.

[@sophisticatedbear3374]

@@jro2020 not really because jeans were thought to have originated in genoa atleast the fabric....whereas navaja did not originate in albacete in anyway. You're also equating jeans (the popular term) with albacete (the unpopular term). Navaja is the term used by 99% of people so it is the popular term. Albacete is simply wrong and even to this day is mainly used for knifes that actually come from albacete. It is a small fraction of people who that name for navaja. It is incredibly unusual to see it used.

[@jro2020]

@@sophisticatedbear3374 not the fabric you fool, the cut and style of the trouser. The fabric is just twill. You sound even stupider now.

[@KevinFrost]

When I was 16 I used to think the swords in those Japanese gift shops in every mall were the coolest things in the world! I'm so glad I didn't have money to waste on those abominations 🤣

[@Qaianna]

Reminds me of when I would wish I could afford a three-section staff that would screw together into a single metal staff. Little remembering that ultimately a single staff would be kind'a cooler in and of itself ...

[@benlomen179]

Hearing you laugh so much has made my day, especially the McKnuckles! That got me so hard, I spit out my soup at the dinner table! Keep up the good work Sir!

[@thewinterprince1731]

17:24 That thing looks straight outta RWBY! It's like Ruby's folding scythe blade! Not sure the knife blade would be very strong, but the look and folding action of that thing are awesome!

[@2mccue4u27]

Yeah anybody got a name or manufacturer cuz dang do i want one!

[@timothy1701]

I'm scouring the net, can't find it anywhere! Can't even find the tiktok account in the vid

[@GTFORDMAN]

yea sign me up for one of those aswel!

[@Hotaru99]

I want one of those SO BAD

[@vaken_d]

We are definitely need a 3rd part of this

[@JelloFluoride]

I believe in Shad's ninja skills. Personally, I think he's been holding back his true potential in his videos. I heard somewhere that he's been seen cutting whole trees in half in one sword stroke like an anime protagonist.

[@Guardian2]

Always a good day when Shad uploads

[@stanfordsan]

I myself have a mall ninja blade. I believe it's called The Dragons Tounge. A dagger with the blade separated down the center to give it extra edges. It totally compromises the structural integrity of the blade, but it looks neat. It's pretty tame for a mall ninja blade, the one you showcase are absolutely ridiculous.

[@Llortnerof]

I hope it actually says "Dragons Tounge", that would give it that extra little bit of mall ninja cred.

[@bleack8701]

A lot of these I'd totally go for in a fantasy setting where you don't have to worry about weapons breaking.

[@michaelcherokee8906]

Shame.

[@MediumRareOpinions]

Thing is they'd be at best just as effective but likely less effective than a normal blade in the same setting

[@vegladex]

Something that hasn't been commented on yet: the weird hand-handled sword had the same little plastic coverings on the tips of the fingers as there was on the sharp tip of the blade. So not only is there nowhere good to hold it, the bit which kinda looks like it might be supposed to be the handle ALSO HAS SHARP POINTS ON IT!

[@TheScience69]

You hold it like you're giving it a handshake

[@immikeurnot]

@@TheScience69 Except the edge would end up facing you. Which is one of the ways in a underhand grip, but overhand?

[@TheScience69]

@@immikeurnot no, the edge would be in the right direction. Edit: never mind, I went back to that bit. I see what you mean. You could do like a cool guy thumb based handshake and end up in like an ice pick grip

[@t.estable3856]

My weird ass thought it was meant to be a glove.

[@meetsys]

The sequel everyone wanted. I am excited to see the intricate weapons of the mall ninjas. Their skills are simply impeccable.Crawling through the vents, attacking intruders, and much more. The mall ninjas are the heros we need(?) AND deserve.

[@gamermanzeake]

Definitely deserve with how disgusting the world has become.

[@longWriter]

@7:52 A genuine belly laugh followed by, "What a glorious piece of crap!" That's got to be a meme in and of itself!

[@tandemcharge5114]

The Mall Ninjas Strike Back!

[@archangel2781]

If they "strike back" with mall ninja weapons, they will probably hurt themselves more than us! 😝

[@gamermanzeake]

That's the hope! May they all attack with vim and vigor! And truly defeat their own selves!

[@thisspaceforrent5737]

Oh, man does this take me back to the mall I frequented in junior high...to the knife shop located just outside the food court, where I would stare enviously through the show window at gazillion-pointed throwing stars covered in mysterious symbols that in all likelihood weren't even real kanji characters. "Mall ninja" is a term I've spent my whole life not realizing I needed!

[@MonkeyJedi99]

When I was steaming the glass at the knife shop, we called the people who used the "nonjas", as in "Not a ninja".

[@MrChupacabra555]

Thanks!

[@c6q3a24]

I'm surprised Shad missed one in this video at 17:10. In the bottom right there is a 3 bladed pistol grip dragon head... weapon? With 3 extra spikes aimed directly at the user.

[@MasterCode86]

5:52 "i am gonna really beat the ketchup out of you, you tyrant" -Ronald McDonald to The Burger King

[@MasterCode86]

I really want those knucks, they feel as something that should be in those new McDonald's happy meals for adults they just released

[@WeFightForKarl]

McBludgeon

[@tgsachris]

That hand knife is easily the best weapon to have ever existed, if your opponent doesn't laugh themselves to death just looking at it they will be so confused by it that you can jam it into their heart before they have a chance to react. Then you can make a corny joke like "I got to *hand* it to you, that was a quick fight!"

[@Fyredrake0470]

Stab somebody, shake the hand(le) and just say "Knife to meet you"

[@mehphala9184]

Reminds me of the 3d printed rifle grips to take a place in the void that the owner’s father never filled

[@AudraT]

This is lots of fun. I didn't even know "mall ninja" was a thing. Some of the weapons do look kind of cool.

[@DarthZ01]

thats about all they do, is look cool.

[@zerberus_ms]

Shad already made a mall ninja video in the past, so you can go watch that if you enjoyed. Also, Skallagrim made a whole bunch of mall ninja-esque videos and streams.

[@robertpatter5509]

Gecko45 is who the mall ninja is in reality. Check out General Lotz channel. He tells you the story and hilarious story of the mall ninja and history. You should watch all of the videos about the mall ninja. And I must say I'm sorry in advance. You'll know what I mean if you watch the mall ninja series from General Lotz

[@addictiontransfer3731]

Thats how they getchya!!! Don't fall into the same trap thousands of edgy teenagers and overweight, man-child, Youtubtard Fu practitioners fall into and think "coolness=functionality"!!

[@AudraT]

@@robertpatter5509 I checked out the first episode. It was pretty funny.

[@RauMins]

17:15 I'm surprised that Shad didn't even recognize that dragon head blade monstrosity...

[@Gilbrae]

His love for swords made him look away at the blade above, probably.

[@TheSimpleMan454]

I just noticed it myself. I thought that was part of the shelving. What is that thing? Just... what?

[@SarahSyna]

My boyfriend actually has one of these (the one at 9:17)! The thing is that he doesn't pose with it, we both just think it looks real neat as a display piece. The only way it'd be getting used in a fight would be if someone broke in and we wanted to club them to death rather than walk five foot to the kitchen where the sharp knives are.

[@tennoyamamoto1800]

4:18 In America, you hold knife In Soviet Russia, knife holds you

[@austinkessler90]

Thank you for making my day better Shad.

[@SaulOhio]

4:00 I think that first knife is supposed to be used for skydivers or scuba divers or anyone who would need to cut ropes in an emergency. Thats what the cutout on top of the blade is for. It has that hook shape to grab and cut the rope.

[@mennokooper837]

Hello Shad, the blade around the 16:30min mark is no mall ninja blade. It is a traditional Spanish blade called the navaja.

[@chrismanuel9768]

I understand why it's traditional and not modern. There's no way that would stand the test of time

[@SharpForceTrauma]

​​​@@chrismanuel9768 thats no way to talk about it. They have been around for hundreds of years and are still made today, and were and still are well used as utility and fighting knives. Many of the examples in that case, are of course, novelties, and are sold as such. An actual navaja wouldnt be so garishly large. The horn end cap is a common feature, and is probably for some purpose when used as a work knife. Maybe don't just casually diss other cultures and traditions? Educate yourself on things once in a while

[@olakpasa6486]

As a Spaniard, I can confirm that's a navaja, altho it's illigal to posses one, it's prohibited to have a blade of more than 12 cm for any reason other than exposing it Altho that's what I remember, I wanted to have a sword when I was younger

[@olakpasa6486]

@@chrismanuel9768 belive me, I have one of that from my grand grand father (way smaller tho) and it's still sharp enough to shave and shiny as a mirror

[@jaimegechanove]

@@chrismanuel9768 Actually the bowie knife's blade was designed after the "navaja" after the heavy influence and the use of this foldable type of blade during the Spanish occupation of America. They are still in use; almost everyone has or had one in Spain. Not those big-sized ones of course.

[@Odisher7]

15:59 that's an actual thing. What I can say for certain is that smaller versions of it are relatively common in Spain, at least until some years ago. I've even used a niddle sized one as a knife for eating. I've also seen oversized ones on old charicatures portraying even older characters, specially bandoliers, but I'm not sure if those oversized navajas were real. Edit: this is supported by the fact that there's spanish text on the bottom right, and that the rest is just normal weapons.

[@Napa39]

I need that dual-tier folding blade at 17:22. In a different color scheme, though. If anyone knows where to find this one or what it's called, definitely let me know please!

[@Alexandros.Mograine]

This is nostalgic! I first discovered you from your old mall ninja videos. These are always funny

[@joshuagannon6566]

To be fair, that hand-knife would be pretty effective. The opponent's confusion upon seeing it would be so overwhelming that they wouldn't even realize the blade is in them until it's too late.

[@HIghlordBalkan]

That first knife honestly ain't bad. Yeah the colouring's a bit gaudy but the blade overall's pretty good. As for the hook, see that sort of thing all the time now on emergency knives. Great for cutting seatbelts.

[@hathus5536]

you can also see hunters using knives with similar hooks that are used for skinning.

[@julienmaret1877]

exact... the base part with teeth is use to cut rope and the hook part is to cut seatbelt

[@NameNameson840]

Are seatbelts so hard to cut with a "default" knife blade?

[@julienmaret1877]

@@NameNameson840 cuting seatbealt is not that hard. But not cuting thz personne wearing it is the real challenge. Especially when you are in a weird position or little time i'to do it.

[@NameNameson840]

@@julienmaret1877I've hever thought about it, but I suppose that if you and the other person found yourselves in a situation where you have to cut the seatbelt from weird position in order to free them, superficial cuts will not be a big problem Just my opinion

[@Nick46289]

15:55 I'm pretty sure it was _just_ used by gladiators. Possible reasons: 1) Because cool. 2) Because you can actually attempt to disarm your opponent with a trident. You can't with a spear. Gladiators would often want to incapacitate, not outright kill. Probably both are true.

[@vylbird8014]

Yes. Gladiators specialised in certain weapons, which were chosen more for cool shows than combat effectiveness. The trident gladiator was the Retiarius, who fought with a trident, a net, sometimes a dagger, and a minimal armor. Success as a gladiator depended upon making a good show of it. Gladiators were expendable to some extent, but they still cost a great deal of money to train - their owners would try not to let such a valuable asset, a real crowd-pleaser, die. So long as the crowd always cheer, a gladiator can be confident that they won't be given a fight they can't win, and if they do lose then the editor will obey the wish of the crowd and end the fight before a fatal blow. Like high-stakes professional wrestling. Except if you become unpopular then you become expendable, and get placed in increasingly dangerous situations until you have that one bad day. Gladiator equipment did include a lot of what we would call 'mall ninja' - overly-ornate armor, impractical but cool-looking weapons like the trident. Because reputation was everything to them: They would expect to one day die in the arena, but until then, they live or die every day depending on the response of the crowd. It's not enough to fight well, you need to look awesome while doing so.

[@robertbuzea685]

i just love the energy, Shad. Keep up the great work!

[@johndaniels1197]

What is the double-folding knife at 17:34 with the white handle and the blue disc? The folding mechanism is interesting. It's probably not practical for anything, but the mechanism is kinda neat.

[@elizabethjameson3231]

I feel like half the reason for this video was for Shad to have an excuse to pose majestically with Andúril and I’m here for it.

[@doggonemess1]

Another thing about the trident is that typically, the central spike is longer. Now I know why!

[@attiasprouse682]

I like the sword at 9:25 as an art piece. If somebody is into dragons, this would look at home on the wall.

[@Emrecof]

Oddly enough I'd put Anduril in a bit of a borderline mall ninja category because I have a reproduction and was practicing proper-ish cuts with it (it's the only metal sword I have and I was using it for weight for fitness/exercise purpose, I did not think it a functional weapon) and it's surprisingly easy to jab yourself with the pointy bits of even that fairly reasonable looking pommel

[@gcewing]

I'm imagining two mall ninjas having a duel. They don't fight, they just pose at each other. Most ridiculous pose wins.

[@Goatastrophee]

16:14 the Navaja is a real combat weapon from Spain in the late 1600s and was generally used by younger men and women. It was an older version of the folding knives we use today and was usually locked by a small spring lock and ring system.

[@SofiChronicles]

HAHAHA I was waiting for Ryan's knife mention!! XD Did not disappoint. Love both of you!!

[@NorseBloodTyr]

13:02 This takes "Bringing a gun to a sword fight" to a whole new level, guy thought "WHY NOT BOTH?"

[@AudraT]

I once saw someone on KZbin attach a gun to a chainsaw... or attach a chainsaw to a gun. It depends on how you look at life.

[@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308]

@Audra T Which was bigger, the gin or the chainsaw?

[@TheFallenFaob]

@@AudraT were they doing gears of war cosplay

[@NorseBloodTyr]

@@TheFallenFaob I love gears of war but my god the weapons are NOT practical, mostly anyway

[@AudraT]

@@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 I think the gun. It was an M4 or AR15 or something like that and the chainsaw was attached underneath. It was very funny.

[@obliviousbadger7905]

I respect your opinion, as well as the information you provide about these weapons as a professional. I just wanted to also say that I don't personally think that people who like mall ninja items are necessarily "cringe". I'm totally not projecting, also (I'm absolutely projecting). I just think that the mall ninja market is a good place to have some harmless fun, with impractical weapons, that have a fairly reasonable price point for most people wanting to start a collection. I know that these points were also mentioned in your first video on the subject, so props to you. Also I love mall ninja stuff because of how bonkers and tacky these items can be! I love the way they look

[@lizarth]

hell yeah i love this 'series' hope more will be comin cuz it really is fun

[@elementalgamer0732]

4:14 Shad: this isn;t so bad. Nathan: Hold my beer- I personally think you hold the skeleton hand knife as if you where shaking hands with it.

[@Zebulization]

I thought about lacing my fingers between its fingers. A strike would hurt my hand, and there would be no edge alignment at all.

[@mausbarthans1812]

I think it's a left handed knife

[@devidevil888]

If you held it in a proper handshake the blade would be the wrong way around though

[@andrealabor3225]

You've gotta hold its hand like you're going steady.

[@rxg9er]

15:20 also deeper cuts have a greater chance of severing larger blood vessels. The body can stop bleeding from multiple small vessels much faster than from a single large vessel. For this reason large blood vessels are deep in the body.

[@duyhungle9375]

Shad, can you maybe do a Harrenhal design? I read that its gatehouse is bigger than Winterfell's great keep and immediately remembered when you compared Honorguard's gatehouse with Winterfell's wall

[@trevorle7382]

seeing Harrenhal before it's melted like beeswax would be dope rlly

[@ThisguySL]

7:44 As an armchair biologist, this one hurts me because it's both scorpion-themed AND spider-themed. PICK A DAMN LANE!

[@Karak-_-]

Have you considered: skorpion-spiders?

[@xxrgh123xx]

the dragon knife at 14:10, I got that as a gift it is even more piece of crap then it looks. the stand wasn't even made to be able to hold this thing.

[@justsomeperson5110]

I kind of want to see some kind of competition show, where Mall Ninjas bring their "best of the best" and go up against basic functionality and skill tests. And at the end of the competition if their shiny toy a) doesn't break and b) could actually deliver a lethal strike to a ballistic gel dummy (or some such), and pass whatever other tests are thrown at them, then they win a hundred bucks and get their name and face and toy on the Mall Ninja Wall of Fame. However, if they fail, then they have to do the Walk of Shame, holding their toy over their head for like a half a kilometer torch-lit winding exit around the studio audience that gets to throw lettuce leaves or banana peels or something harmless but insulting at them.

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

Magnificent.

[@researcherchameleon4602]

I really want to see him react to Meteor Hammers in the future, sure, he would need to hire an expert to demonstrate due to it requiring a LOT of skill, but from the videos I have seen, they make for VERY effective bludgeoning weapons

[@DavidSmith-vr1nb]

I think it's been done elsewhere. Will check soon.

[@deltavictor8369]

"he would need to hire an expert to demonstrate due to it requiring a LOT of skill" Wait, I think I've heard this one on his nunchuck rants...

[@kyriss12]

I’ve seen them in use, and they always seemed more like a circus attraction display rather than anything that might be remotely useful in the unpredictablness of active combat.

[@researcherchameleon4602]

@@kyriss12 but its strength comes from moving so fast and being able to quickly change direction, to always catch the opponent by surprise, that and looking more like a circus attraction could confuse the enemy because they didn’t expect to fight something like that, momentarily lowering their guard, and presenting an opening, also, remember how in the rope axe video, it hurt his hand when he caught it, well if he pulled it back, but instead of catching it, he grabbed the rope, to bring it back into a spin

[@kirill1052]

But are they better then a STICK? On other topic - is there a mall ninja STICK somewhere?

[@jondonley8476]

@ 11:23 I have that exact sword. Got it for Christmas when I was 12. And even then, 14 years ago, I knew it was a wall hanger at best.

[@Vampire123411]

I'd say another piece that balances the factor of functionality and being cool, is the Conan's atlantean sword.

[@derkeve]

I actually had that dragon dagger at 9:16. I actually do have a few mall ninja weapons. I never bought them for myself, others bought them as gifts. I think I keep them as reminders of what not to buy even if it does look kinda cool. I've only ever bought myself a few usable blades and a couple training swords.

[@LuriTV]

I had that crap too. As I recall the handle weren't even massive but two hollow tin metal halves screwed together. It felt like it would split open if you even dare to stab someting with it.

[@derkeve]

@@LuriTV yes the handle was two hollow halves that were screwed together. Mine actually broke apart randomly one day just sitting on the stand. I kept the blade for a long time because I thought about getting a grinder to remove all the stupid extra edges and making it a serviceable blade once I made a new handle for it. Sadly that never happened because I never had the time to actually try.

[@erinas]

16:20 These are collectors pocket knifes, sometimes even gifted on special occasions. Some are bigger and some are even as large as your picture shows or small enough to be worn as an earring. But most of them are high quality materials, sometimes pattern welded and often with real animal horn and leather and cork. A few well-known pocketknife companies produce larger versions for collector as well. Like Opinel which is from personal observation relatively famous thou out France, Spain and Italy. And they are sturdy. Usually, the bigger once are not meant to be used and they could imao not even be used for one good swing since their blade is still attached like a pocketknife and would either split their own handle apart on impact or break loose.

[@ArturoGarcia-zx3ov]

10:15 I genuinely think that would be a good throwing weapon (if you find a way to grab it in first place)

[@sharkinahat]

5:46 I'm lovin' it!

[@joyfulant111]

4:25 if you give it a firm enough handshake it does the work for you

[@htenerf137]

I would love to see a tier ranking video about mall ninja weapons! Maybe something ranking them as both potentially useable and then also how cringe they are. Love the mall ninja series 😂😂

[@random_eskimo_in_the_rockies]

Oh man, You EARNED a thumbs up for this one. I laughed until I hurt.

[@RiaGracewood]

14:30 this honestly looks like something you'd use on fruit. To skin it/de-core it or something.

[@DOSHIELD]

Are we sure that Oz didn’t just go into an AI image generator, or did he seriously find items you can buy? 😆 good work either way, Oz. And always enjoyable reactions from Shad.

[@YojimboBlade]

I think it would be hilarious to see mall ninja weapon testing.

[@Fox01313]

Found the channel from a Mordheim tabletop game KZbin video & I'm glad I did. These are just hilarious and I'd love the designers of these bad weapons to prove how practical they are & if they get injured from it then it's a win.

[@dorthrendrake1589]

I love these mall ninja videos. Especially when I get to see some really weird shit. That strange skeleton knife made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣