Shadowheart kind of has surprisingly low standards. "I like my dicks quiet, jacked, and functional." On one hand, a bit classless. On the other, some Men would not blame her for liking simple men - She knows what she's after, so do they, it all works out for everyone involved, complication.
@R_Caine2 ай бұрын
That's rough, buddy.
@Ed_man_talking9Ай бұрын
all the guys are built like olympians, the only twinks in the roster is shadowheart.
@LeBongFairy24 күн бұрын
@@Ed_man_talking9 Astarion has a strength of 8
@manperson63543 ай бұрын
"Withers, there's no time to explain, respek me into a strength build!"
@JonThunder123 ай бұрын
But you’re a Wizard…
@Ghost200x3 ай бұрын
@@JonThunder12 I said respec me into a strength build not lecture me!
@SithEmpiredidnothingwrong3 ай бұрын
@@JonThunder12 Firebolts and fireballs are all well and good but have you considered throwing flaming rocks as 20 strenght man-trebuchet?
@stopthat11693 ай бұрын
@@JonThunder12 "Time for some muscle magic! I cast fist!"
@sophiatrocentraisin3 ай бұрын
Given how he disses you if thou art maindenless, he would approve
@masontrupe90473 ай бұрын
Truly one of the thirstiest games ever.
@WillMartinWrites3 ай бұрын
Lore Accurate Faerun Experience.
@NewGuy25343 ай бұрын
Shadowheart: People ask me if I'm a top or bottom. I'm neither. I am a middle (smashed invewtteen Karlack and Halsin) I cannot breathe.
@Hasbola17093 ай бұрын
Bruh wtf😂
@mcslender29653 ай бұрын
real
@Drekromancer3 ай бұрын
Tremendous
@Caramel.Macchi3 ай бұрын
Huge
@Wienetydraken-tw7sr3 ай бұрын
My happy place as well!
@moonlight28702 ай бұрын
Shadowheart: "I don't blame the mosquito, you probably taste good" Astarion: "OH, SO IT'S OKAY WHEN YOU DO IT?!"
@DragonsDream2 ай бұрын
lol Shadowheart's double standard is real
@SamuraiSeiyuu2 ай бұрын
Shart is twinkophobic
@StealthMarmot_2 ай бұрын
"So what is her preference?" "She likes em big and buff." "Okay but...men or women?" "Correct."
@governor_explosion23 күн бұрын
No wonder she got along so well with my Half-Elf Druid Tav (who may have been the only one in history who considered Astarion a muscleman).
@edge21str3 ай бұрын
3:40 she really said "would you love me if I was a worm?"
@gudboah46883 ай бұрын
Shadowheart is the type of gal to act all sassy and domineering in public but is an absolute pillow princess in bed.
@DragonsDream3 ай бұрын
indeed she is
@kuno33362 ай бұрын
That's actually a very common thing! The more dominant you are day-to-day, the more likely you are to be a sub in bed
@ugn1542 ай бұрын
Oh yeah The type you'd flip over with her face smushed against the pillows while taking it, griping the sheets for dear life.
@sidcrouw741329 күн бұрын
She is Gods Favorite Princess after all 😅
@Lumi.Library3 ай бұрын
Shadowheart’s dream scenario is a Cottagecore wife with a burley farmhand third wheeling the relationship.
@frandovian3 ай бұрын
Why did I think this is going to happen at some point lol 😂 but as a Shadowheart simp I refuse to believe it, my canon is she's loyal through and through ❤️
@notserious64583 ай бұрын
That’s how my female Drow Durge ended up with Shadowheart and Halsin
@frandovian2 ай бұрын
@@notserious6458 careful, she might abandon you for that bear 🐻
@amoral_minority2 ай бұрын
@@frandovian one can be both loyal and polyamorous
@siegherzАй бұрын
@@amoral_minority This is it, the most regarded comment anyone has ever made.
@unicorn16553 ай бұрын
Shadoheart REALLY wants to take Karlach fo pound town
@ВладиславБулаев-л3э3 ай бұрын
Who doesn't ???
@Scarlattomachiatto3 ай бұрын
Shadowheart just says in game what we kind of can't.
@armorbearer97023 ай бұрын
It would be cool if Shadowheart reacted differently to the more muscular player builds.
@hexgirl_x2 ай бұрын
like sera in dragon age when you play as a female Qunari 😆
@justaguy8218Ай бұрын
@@hexgirl_x I loved traveling in DA:I with Dorian, Iron Bull, and Sera. Overall, it was the best dialogue, because they were all snarky and had quick comebacks. Sera asked Iron Bull about Qunari women. She has a thing for big and strong. However, if you don't romance her, she ends up with Dagna, which is exactly the opposite. It goes to show we don't know what we will actually click with, and it isn't all about specific looks and types.
@sselesUneeuQ2 күн бұрын
Doesn't she? Only as the origin players? (I know you meant custom characters, and that would be cool too)
@phosphorneuntausend88683 ай бұрын
Ultimate gym encouragment!
@DragonsDream3 ай бұрын
Yes 💪
@theeconomyfools5713 ай бұрын
@@DragonsDreamPump it for our Queen! ❤ She needs you big and strong!
@SoraSky783 ай бұрын
I did 100 pushups after this video
@geminiguy60323 ай бұрын
Shadow Heart: What are you doing with all those bottles of hill giant strength? Me, a gnome rogue: 🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🏋️
@R_Caine2 ай бұрын
No reason. Just looking to carry more supplies if the need arises. *Rolls for deception*
@jfrizzell66453 ай бұрын
Aw, shucks, back to romancing Shadowheart every play through it is! Ya got me!
@CasshernSinz16133 ай бұрын
Guilty as charged.
@ruriva49313 ай бұрын
You know what, I didn’t even realize that the Tav I made to romance Shadowheart was kinda her type, well except for being a selunite.
@deadsdeep46572 ай бұрын
Drow war cleric and paladin??
@hailexiao27702 ай бұрын
Shadowheart: Those muscles make me feel things Halsin: STR 10 😅
@MattsotheliomaАй бұрын
Fun fact. Thats just the default Druid preset. If you look at Halsin prior to him joining the party he has a strength of 16.
@JayNga2 ай бұрын
The “Are you sure you’re not making a mistake?” 4:10 as Karlach is over his shoulder killed me 😂
@castillogrande89263 ай бұрын
Ive never been so sure of a playthrough idea. Origins Karlach in a Poly relationship with Shadowheart and Halsin! Shadowheart will NOT recover from this
@octobre19713 ай бұрын
wait this is perfect
@Eugenewu-xp9jh3 ай бұрын
She can bear with it
@s-094cam53 ай бұрын
@@Eugenewu-xp9jhyeah she can 😏
@Warland3r2 ай бұрын
@@s-094cam5 bear
@Trazyn_the_Hoarder2 ай бұрын
Now that you said it, I'm curious what happens with the Drow siblings if you go to them as Karlach Origin. For once, before fixing the engine Karlach can't touch anyone. And then as a companion she's absolutely not on board with intimacy between siblings 🙊
@seb36613 ай бұрын
Shadowheart when she sees a man or a woman with muscles that is silent: 😍😍😍😍
@fatethefox2 ай бұрын
gentrified wyll is not real and can't hurt you
@avatarcam453 ай бұрын
She really said “look , TREES!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@falcontomto3 ай бұрын
The Emperor: so you went to the hell to get to hammer. do you not trust me? Me: I went to the hell for the hill giant gauntlets for strength and amulet of greater health for constitution. The Emperor: Oh, my bad for the assump... Me: Also, **NO** .
@sebastianmenconi6853Ай бұрын
You don't understand how happy it makes me to know that. All those hours in the gym are for something.
@CelestialDraconis3 ай бұрын
I'm once again vindicated for going with a body type 3 tiefling Durge.
@caniusdirus3 ай бұрын
I suddenly feel validated playing a big swol barbarian durge.
@QNJazmine3 ай бұрын
I apologize Shadowheart I wasn't familiar with your game-
@wojodyjowski3 ай бұрын
Gods favourite princess
@DragonsDream3 ай бұрын
and the most interesting girl in the world ❤
@anonimos55333 ай бұрын
playing as origin helsin, the mods are faerun you will have to put up with two bears
@ku_teku60103 ай бұрын
Your telling me she’s willing to squeeze with Halsin and I but not with karlach RAGGGGGGH
@abilawaandamari83663 ай бұрын
Karlach is the one who doesn't want to
@Twotone-ld1fb2 ай бұрын
@@abilawaandamari8366 What if your doing an origin playthrough AS Karlach?
@jasonmack760Ай бұрын
@@Twotone-ld1fbYou solved it!
@bluntlyhonest68033 ай бұрын
wait something 'bit' Karlach? how'd it not get turned to dust as soon as it approached?
@Helycon3 ай бұрын
No one can try to keep from that snack
@bluntlyhonest68033 ай бұрын
@@Helycon fair.
@NataliaNeeSama2 ай бұрын
"I prefer the strong, silent type" Tav/Durge: 😉
@Xerclipse3 ай бұрын
Well Shadowheart, a bear is alot stronger than a normal person, so he should be an automatic win.
@Caramel.Macchi3 ай бұрын
Since I heard "Mount Halsin" from Shadowheart, that's all I ever call Halsin now.
@elissaferguson67532 ай бұрын
i love how despite the video not even mentioning lae'zel, the majority still picked the right choice
@DragonsDream2 ай бұрын
Yes, I was expecting the poll to be dominated by Halsin or Karlach, wasn't expecting Lae'zel to be the no.1 at all lol 😆 at least I created this video as a reference if some of them wanted to change their choice for the poll
@kairosfoster51929 күн бұрын
Me romancing Shadowheart with my half- elf emo twink wizard whose strength was his dump stat.
@robertbaily56813 ай бұрын
She can’t help herself fantasising when it comes to Halsin, even in a relationship. Hot to see, I imagine tempting her with that. Best girl!
@VoFALT2 ай бұрын
🤮🤮🤮 Halsin is a creep and unfortunately Shadohwheart's writer could not stop himself from making her thirsty for his disgusting self-insert.
@_lost_paradise50893 ай бұрын
Well, I know what I must do in my Origin Shart playthrough now:) KARLACH(AND HALSIN, MAYBE) HERE I COME!!!
@ВладиславБулаев-л3э3 ай бұрын
You need to be Origin Karlach to romance both Shadowheart and Halsin. Companion Karlach wouldn't approve of such a relationship.
@indiciaobscure3 ай бұрын
Hipster Wyll is so cursed
@warhammerguy3 ай бұрын
Shadowheart: I prefer the strong silent type. Tavny Soprano: *inarticulate italian noises*.
@hogrider8525Ай бұрын
Tav casts disguise self: Gary Cooper.
@SimSagaGaming3 ай бұрын
Hahahahaha looks like she can throw me over her shoulder and carry me to safety! Did I just have to change my name to Karlach?😂
@theeconomyfools5713 ай бұрын
Shadowhearts dream fantasy would probably be her squeezed in by multiple tall and muscular guys, if she already fantasizes about muscles (and Halsin) like that. Queen!
@altermirror4063Ай бұрын
My first run was a twinky half-elf bard and I decided to romance Karlach the second I met her. My second run I went for a beefy elf paladin and tho I hesitated I went for Shart. Didn't know I was her type.
@GhostyChivesАй бұрын
I'm always mind blown at how many lines of dialogue are in this game
@Hey1234Hey3 ай бұрын
Halsin being a self insert character really ruined the bg3 romance experience for me. Would have been better if it was an original character not trying to take the Tav's role out of nowhere
@xebakyr89913 ай бұрын
That and not originally being integrated into the romance system. Because he wasn't originally a companion, nor was he a romance option, the way he was added later has lead to him feeling forced into things
@AdeptKing3 ай бұрын
Would have been nice to get Alfira over him.
@HedgehogSpeedSonic2 ай бұрын
I don't know, saying "he stole Tav's role", sounds like some coping self-insert.
@brandonbyrd1307Ай бұрын
Goddamn, get this woman some water.
@TheMaxCloud2 ай бұрын
this is fun because my first character was an orc Fighter/Barbarian that played the Stoic Hero. AND the first romance WAS shadowheart. So it fit really well.
@Eugenewu-xp9jh3 ай бұрын
I did as Shart origin X Halsin X Karlach. I wish Halsin and Shadowheart were match up together in the end. Bear with me?
@VoFALT2 ай бұрын
No, Halsin is an absolute creep and your idea is disgusting.
@fabricofdreams.3 ай бұрын
I cannot believe these are _actual lines_ from this game
@dylatron45333 ай бұрын
I suddenly feel like going to the gym.
@PaulKrawitz943 ай бұрын
04:00 Nah... those arms are built for support while Karlach is mounting me... from the back... 😏
@curie14202 ай бұрын
me: i dont find any companions good enough to be a lover withers: DISAPPOINTMENT
@ericalevinson2133 ай бұрын
Wait how did you get shadowheart to go to Avery’s with karlach if you aren’t playing as either of them?
@monged4life4422 ай бұрын
This is what I wondered...
@irgendwer36106 күн бұрын
Messmer Astarion isn't real he can't hurt you Massmer Astarion:
@harryhoffer980421 күн бұрын
Pretended to sprain her ankle on occasion 😂
@komaytoprimeАй бұрын
You really gave Wyll the Killmonger cut 😂
@TheDeadmanstrolling14 күн бұрын
Shadowheart Laezel and Gale all being musk freaks is so funny
@hexgirl_x2 ай бұрын
same here shadowheart...same here
@ИгорьПак-т9б2 ай бұрын
My halfling Tav is in shambles
@terryhien67092 ай бұрын
Oh finally, I know why she fell for my Tav in my 1st playthrough: my first Tav was a muscular Paladin Half-elf, who would deal the most damage in the whole party. She would be tainted in enemies' blood constantly due to too many combat encounters
@waimarieheap56083 ай бұрын
How the hell does Shadowheart go to the Hells with Karlach? But yeah her crushes on Halsin and Karlach are so obvious. The Halsin one might be because they have the same writer, and Jennifer English seemed to want the Karlach one.
@PhoenixFire23 ай бұрын
Anyone who romances Karlach can go with her to Avernus at the end of the game, including Origin!Shadowheart
@PercivalC3 ай бұрын
@@PhoenixFire2 How do they get to hear the audio playing as Halsin though...?
@matiunited973 ай бұрын
@@PercivalC you can't play as halsin
@nothanks-mn7lo3 ай бұрын
@@matiunited97 did you even watch the video?
@Dreadtz3 ай бұрын
@@PercivalCi'm also curious about that, i thought the origin character will be silent like tav if you play as them, but they do have voice lines mostly for their personal quest.
@DearValentina3 ай бұрын
can someone please explain to me what the actual fuck is going on in this video? Origin Halsin talking to Shadowshart who went to Avernus with Karlach? Wtf?
@puturavindrawiguna30253 ай бұрын
yes, what was that? a mod?
@hellerdamon61013 ай бұрын
I need answers
@not_a_bt.wavformat29093 ай бұрын
Shadowhart if redeemed from shar and has dead parents she will go with karlach and wyll or just karlach this happend since patch 5 Halsin is either a mod or a chacter that the poster is playing like normal
@hellerdamon61013 ай бұрын
@@not_a_bt.wavformat2909 I'll take that. Thanks
@stevenbyrd84873 ай бұрын
@not_a_bt.wavformat2909 Thank you for this nugget of info. Karlach is just too damn fun loving and joyous for her to become a squid.
@hogrider8525Ай бұрын
0:40 Shadowheart is actually Tony Soprano confirmed. He got isekai'd and reborn as shart into Baldur's Gate after show ended.
@naturalwizard14413 ай бұрын
"Climb Mount Halsin" 😆
@ofanichan3 ай бұрын
Meanwhile, she had a crush on my femme dwarven bard with no strength...
@KyleWallPuncher9 күн бұрын
2:17 this is why I didn’t cheat on her with Mizora, despite what she says after, she’s obviously still hurt
@MM-gi7ry3 ай бұрын
Now I gotta romance her with a muscular tav 😭
@DragonsDream3 ай бұрын
as you should 😅👍🏻
@halonut963 ай бұрын
Ah so thats why she keeps giving my character the side eye, he like 7 feet tall and built like thor, but i mean when you worship the god of battle you cant be small
@SwordTuneАй бұрын
Shadowheart's type just sounds like Karlach. And only Karlach.
@AliTheBakedDovahkiin3 ай бұрын
Nice video but is your Tav.. Messmer? 😂 1:26
@dog3193 ай бұрын
Nah that's Astarion
@franke37232 ай бұрын
3:00 what mods are you using for face and hair?!?!/!?!
@mlkcold2 ай бұрын
I didn't knew I need Mesmer Astarion until I saw Mesmer Astarion
@wadespencer36232 ай бұрын
Don't tell her my half-orc she's dating actually only has 10 strength.
@Tripl3Jinx3 ай бұрын
I didnt find any of these clothes for Shadowheart on my playthrough
@Jasonblade90123 ай бұрын
I knew my Half Orc paladin was her type. Those clothes are out of control
@Snefner3 ай бұрын
1:05 how do you get Shadowheart to go to a Avernus with Karlach and get this conversation?
@adlirostam48303 ай бұрын
I'm gonna assume it's a multiplayer with her as one of the players
@Snefner3 ай бұрын
@@adlirostam4830 that would make sense
@arlegan2 ай бұрын
Not tested so not sure, but maybe choosing as Shadowheart as main character instead of Tav/Durge
@jorts94213 ай бұрын
she’s so me
@LordDreadwolf3 ай бұрын
And yet in the playthrough I started romancing her I'm a Gnome Rogue/Bard
@thefoggАй бұрын
2:16 an absolute hipster of a look. Holy shit i want expecting that. I spat my drink out
@joaofuzon69443 ай бұрын
I look everywhere for these clothes mods but I can’t find it sight
@jspyce1848Ай бұрын
how did you get the dialogue at 0:56 about shadowheart going to avernus with karlach?
@aoiwaffle64383 ай бұрын
Tifa shadowheart
@DaniRadriendil3 ай бұрын
Aerith Shadowheart
@mephilaz_38812 ай бұрын
Now this became the motivation that I needed to go to the gym, also to kill Halsin in all my runs.
@Nathan-ft7dj3 ай бұрын
So we just going to ignore the fact that messmer made an appearance in this vid? lmaoo
@johcee3 ай бұрын
but look. TREES
@temirlanaubekerov83432 ай бұрын
Wow where did you get these clothes for Shadowheart?
@zarkraiАй бұрын
Does Shadowheart makes comments on muscles if Tav is romancing her with a strong body type?
@KairuFreestar912 ай бұрын
Strong silent type?! Male Human 20 str Fighter 2hd sword LET'S GO
@ol32912 ай бұрын
How did you get shadowheart to go to avernus with karlach? I tried to look up ""raising hell in avernus with karlach" but got nothing :0
@kwdblade4683Ай бұрын
Why you make Wyll look like Marcus from The Cosmonaut Variety Hour 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@xenomorph12383 ай бұрын
How does one get Shadowheart, or any other companion to go with Karlach to the hells?
@serv46193 ай бұрын
Wyll has always gone oh my runs, didn't realise shadow heart could go aswell
@charlesboots65083 ай бұрын
They chose Karlach as their Origin character at the beginning of the game.
@Dreamfyre_3 ай бұрын
Bro I need your freaking mods! The dresses, and accessories asap!
@Dreadtz3 ай бұрын
+1
@Aquahair3 ай бұрын
How many outfits does that half elf have!!!
@DragonsDream3 ай бұрын
yes
@iron1k8873 ай бұрын
How does she go to avernus with karlach?
@Crimson_Hebi3 ай бұрын
This is exactly why my Tav always has the body 2 type build (swole, muscular) look when romancing Shadowheart.
@Simspon963 ай бұрын
Wait, what's the trigger for Shadowheart to go with Karlach to Avernus? I always thought it was you/origin character you play as, Wyll or nobody
@solitaregames3 ай бұрын
Sometimes I think Larian got Shadowheart's elven part wrong. Shadowheart feels more like a half wood elf instead of a half high elf. Then again there is also Baalbuddy's version of DnD elves...
@DebDebDevin3 ай бұрын
cause of fan service/self inserts
@b.lightyear34553 ай бұрын
Personality isn't genetic, and she didn't grow up in elven culture.
@solitaregames3 ай бұрын
@@b.lightyear3455 First of all, it was a joke. One that any DnD player would get. Second, some things do are genetic. And wood elves are known for being pro "casual relationships with no strings attached". Something you would had realize if you play DnD.
@anonimos55333 ай бұрын
shadowheart is not a wood elf and her country is an example of a monogamous married elf.@@solitaregames
@solitaregames3 ай бұрын
@@anonimos5533 you have eyes, read. Dont just brush off. because it seem you paid no attention to my words. Also seek the other answer post i gave to the person above you. And FYI, shadowheart is polyamorous and also swings both ways (wood elf trait). Have you even played baldur's gate 3?
@kylepask49892 ай бұрын
3:26 does anyone know the mod shadowhearts outfit is from here?
@lThellRockl2 ай бұрын
at the end... she only asking that becuz Kha was right behind the both of yous. i bet that went well lmao
@Wienetydraken-tw7sr3 ай бұрын
SHES ABSOLUTELY RIGHT BIG STRONG MEN ARE JUST….need I say more? ;)
@ErikTheWildlifeVolunteer2 ай бұрын
Karlach is my type. Big strong women are just... need I say more?