Shallon: Stranger Awareness - SNL

[@patrickd8654]

"Shallon is misinformed, but she sounds very confident, so that might be throwing you off." Shallon might have a future in politics.

[@whatalovelybreadstick2449]

And I oop-

[@wowzawolf7383]

The guy playing the dad *SUCKED*

[@kathrynwolfe9020]

or social media!😹

[@savageshot3723]

@@whatalovelybreadstick2449 Please stop doing that

[@gloobery]

@@savageshot3723 why lol

[@jmsta2011]

"But she sounds very confident and that might be throwing the rest of you off" - this explains so much in life.

[@GTA5Player1]

Donald Trump IRL

[@alphasierra.]

jmsta2011 Preach!

[@Wis_Dom]

The stupid are always confident and the smart are always scared.

[@PreetiRachelJasper]

GTA5Player1 haha beat me to it 😂😂

[@krennopher1269]

A.K.A. The Trump Administration.

[@joshuanicolai4776]

If any of those kids got kidnapped they would be returned imediately

[@afishwithagun2190]

Lol

[@sunflowervibes1878]

That’s me xD

[@aerin8809]

@@Shgrrsauce 106, oops.

[@notfoolhardy]

Joshua Nicolai yup

[@anandadeoliveirapombo6735]

Joshua Nicolai YuP..!

[@hi_ok_bye1512]

Police Officer: Dont talk to strangers! Also the Police Officer: *a stranger*

[@masterbenjo5516]

But police are good strangers

[@wydpanda]

IFI0 mwah haha haha it’s at 69 likes and I’m going to like it

[@Chentzilla]

He was introduced.

[@ceanabreeze8304]

ÙwÚ

[@wydpanda]

@@ceanabreeze8304 shut the fuck up

[@queenlover6973]

"YoUr'E PrObAbLy A fRiEnD Of My DaDs! LeTs Go!" That killed me

[@chrismuller3700]

Like

[@lisamurray8118]

U ShOuLd NoT TaLk To StRaNgers

[@lisamurray8118]

KeWl

[@jazp3246]

Oof

[@itsyourboicrystal6342]

R.i.p

[@mattberry7057]

“I can’t talk to him?!? I mean, I’m chillin’ in this dude’s sweet van eating all of his candy, and I’m supposed to just sit there in total silence? That’s classic bad manners, man!” 😂😂😂

[@Su1xq]

Matt Berry XD “yeah that’s disrespectful Officer Rosen”

[@cherry_blossom2213]

Lol " Yeah your mean SIR "

[@IrishGuysScarf]

"...Okay guys, WHEN I SAY, don't talk to strangers, that INCLUDES not gettin' into the van!"

[@derronhamilton9498]

Uh I already hate this!😒

[@noemig-cabaltera5749]

@@derronhamilton9498 Yeah your mean SIR

[@olivia.2125]

“I’m going to sit in my car and make a adult phone call” Oh god XD

[@olivia.2125]

That’s good you don’t have a dirty/dark mind

[@olivia.2125]

Razar Thornxxx yep

[@catloversiren]

😂😂😂😂

[@olivia.2125]

Gacha Owl later she was seen driving off in a car with a man

[@olivia.2125]

Pinky PlzRoblox which car should she be?

[@christopherberryhill3802]

Drug dealer: do you want any weed? Shallon: no thanx. I only do crack

[@somyaarora7402]

I believe it was ecstasy pills😂

[@Nerdyplaneresident]

@@somyaarora7402 it was crack and ironically, Seth Rogen was in that sketch

[@M3ganwillslay]

🤣🤣

[@pinoyqween]

*”BE A MAN AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD!”*

[@KEC063]

Ayhdx Psst. I am a banned member of a subreddit named r/GachaLifeCringe. I want you to keep your content amazing and not cringe or you will be added into that subreddit.

[@lukesylvester2022]

NOOO

[@maeve572]

hes the best character in this

[@samlikeslemonsiquityt3266]

ayhdx I loved that line

[@frogiiq3287]

Yes!

[@marcobiral2883]

"Whatever it takes to get that candy!" :-)

[@hgfxjnn]

Marco Biral should be a meme

[@georgematthew8768]

YE LET'S GET THAT CAAAANNDY! !!!!! >:3

[@georgematthew8768]

@Lilly Kuhlmann yaaaaaayyyy

[@lukemckenzie0121]

GET IN THAT VAN

[@yannamerrell3720]

Please don't do it

[@floof6778]

“We all like candy, but the question is.. what do you do?” *”WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THAT CANDY!!”* 😂😂

[@ming9065]

GET IN THAT VAN

[@xxliixx1057]

THATS CLASSIC BAD MANNERS MAN 😂

[@kristibrown1159]

@@xxliixx1057 YEAH YOU’RE MEAN SIR

[@Galaxy-MediaX]

That's one of my favorite lines. 😂

[@patrickbutler2391]

"Officer Rosen, because of you, when I grow up I want to drive a van and pass out candy to kids"

[@celestialudenburnt2474]

That's the best line

[@ChristianaYeager]

And he looks like Steve from Blues clues

[@no_peace]

Big day for vans

[@capncake8837]

@@ChristianaYeager Noticed that too.

[@ericv6799]

And one day he will be living in his van … DOWN BY THE RIVER!

[@christophert11]

"A Stranger Offers you candy" Let me tell you when that's Happened. EVERY. HALLOWEEN. EVER

[@cupcakeit9385]

Imaginary Toast I never thought about it like that lmao 😂

[@justrelax6540]

Wow mind blown lol 😂

[@aeriesarbour330]

YEA!! YOU GO UP TO A RANDOM PERSONS HOUSE AND THEY GIVE YOU FOOKIN CANDY!!!

[@kiurh5172]

Lmao

[@clawrzz]

Lol lmao

[@ivyleague10]

A Shallon is a kid smart enough to give adults the hardest time. I see those everywhere

[@nicoledepelteau7593]

I’m a Shallon... DUNDAAAaAaAaA

[@lwebb686]

Have you meet me?

[@amandarama3314]

I need more Shallon videos.

[@waynej2608]

Yes. Whatever happened to her, I thought she was great, esp in these.

[@evaloveskitties]

Amanda E SAMEe

[@chaoticbailey4171]

SAME

[@chillinginthecomments9517]

!!!!

[@chaoticbailey4171]

Me too

[@SubjectDelta20]

Shallon - *"Oh, what's up dad! I get why you left, mom is a messsss."* Nope, that's definitely *not* why he left.

[@GadereneLegion]

There’s such a thing as genetics lol

[@englishwithviviana]

Mom's a mess because she had to raise you on her own.

[@josephineblahblah5972]

why did this make me feel bad for shallon? she’s not real lmaoo

[@s1ngl3mfss3]

Fr

[@priscillaortiz3050]

"BE A MAN AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD" This line goes out to all those out there who their dads went to the store to buy milk and never came back

[@ammers81]

#all of my dads girlfriends

[@luciferrising4705]

I WISH my dad did that

[@dakshayini8207]

This is sad

[@kemart537]

Priscilla Ortiz you wouldn’t happen to know what store he went to would you???

[@laska-6419]

Tysm wow- ---------- 🥺 inspirational….👏🏽👏🏽

[@d9103365]

This is too real. Ive taught a classroom of adults who talked themselves into something entirely different in much the same way

[@juri7507]

lmao this happens to me every time my class gets talked to, i think theyre all high on crack

[@kellirai35]

Ikr

[@Crazdor]

I don't mean to offend, but I think you might either be bad at teaching or have a wildly inaccurate definition of the word "taught."

[@ilovepancakes2545]

Is anyone here a teacher of my class? I just love my classmates: they love making our teachers mad/desperate! We literally have a laugh at every lesson. 🤣😈 I kinda feel sorry for them tho.

[@sophiophile]

@@ilovepancakes2545 when you look back when your older, I promise you are going to feel bad about it. My class were absolutely awful, and you eventually realise that you were constantly breaking the will and joy out of your teachers in a very personal way.

[@autumn6228]

"hey guys theres a van parked across the street, if its still there after school, lets approach the driver for candyyyy" BEST LINE LMAO

[@dti_091]

2:53

[@AnUnknownPlayer.]

Respönsibility aj better yet, crack.

[@jamarocksexygirl]

Respönsibility aj t r u e

[@masterbenjo5516]

uh oh I’m ur 666th like

[@huzuvettin]

Lol and your profile photo fits the line too.

[@CreativeGirl247]

"Everythang checks out and get in that van and GET THAT CANDY!" Best line ever!

[@mollyturnip5611]

“The story sucked, THERE WERE NO VANS!” “And no candy...” “And the guy playing the dad SUCKED!”

[@Brendogaming]

Molly ET you put And so candy instead of And No Candy

[@esfandyarshah6411]

Brendo Ya that’s what i was gonna say

[@Skifikur]

“But Shallon was awesome!”

[@tonysnowvi9841]

Dude he was funny he was getting pissed off at shallon

[@quackery7437]

I was scrolling down the comments then i got to that part while reading this XD

[@Emmalovesdogs678]

“No vans :( I already hate this” 😂

[@Tayte_androgy-.-]

ME TOOOO

[@please_dont_mind_mycringe_7660]

Me ToO

[@xdaethsheadx8661]

"Wow BIG day for vans..." haha ahh Shallon.. xD

[@waynej2608]

And a big day for candy!'

[@diamondcookieoftruth898]

I love how it's funny because he never explained that there wasn't actually candy in the van

[@hadley3612]

JJ Bittenbinder doesn’t deserve this kind of disrespect smh.

[@sophieanders9788]

STREET SMARTS!

[@nooba220]

hadley stop hanging with that tall child. He’s a bad influence

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

hadley they threw him off his rhythm

[@alex0589]

Get a money clip. Crucial.

[@moonysfae]

Lol

[@C00lm0nk3yDude247]

Good to see Commissioner Gordon, take time out of his busy schedule in Gotham and give a public announcements to schools.

[@AshrafAnam]

+ron lynx and get owned by a little kid

[@AshrafAnam]

Stormy Molnjavichen ha ha

[@Wand422]

+Stormy Molnjavichen She'll probably be fine with that....if there's candy.

[@globalcombattv]

Jacob Zekveld Agree.

[@KDH-nt3vl]

YES.

[@ourdefencelife782]

Shallon: ok so you go, what's your name? My names Shallon Where you from? I'm from Orange County everything checks out and then HOP IN THAT VAN AND GET THAT CANDY!!!

[@frogggy]

Our Defence Life 😂 lol

[@ratrandy7526]

I read that just as it played

[@skullz486]

666 likes

[@burritolover4488]

8 really want to like but....your likes are at the perfect number of 666........

[@simplyamethyst9660]

That's what pennywise did when George said he was a stranger and look what happened to him

[@jdbd1102]

He's so mad at Shallon, I'm surprised he didn't turn into the Hulk..

[@Passportkassa1972]

Norton is an ABSOLUTE EXPERT at playing frantically frustrated!

[@iwannadie6253]

*BE A MAN AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD* 😂

[@kyrzei]

Magical Mia YA

[@anandadeoliveirapombo6735]

Yup.

[@jinxheartskull5534]

That line was the best😆

[@avastubefanpage5746]

4:25

[@wargoddess1194]

Lol

[@waluigiwario9462]

“Oh wats up dad I get why you left, mom is a mess”

[@heartsforluwam]

When these kids figure out there’s a shoe brand called vans… …

[@kylogged]

😂

[@AngelMartinez-lm7cu]

It's a good day for Vans.

[@simon3256]

GET IN THOSE VANS!!!

[@rawceleryandranch]

The man teaching the lesson is a stranger....... AND HE HAS A VAN!!!!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!! I need me candy man.

[@courtneyvalentine1181]

"GET IN THAT VAAAAN!" I miss Nasim.

[@cc3184]

She is good. Why is she not on anymore ?

[@rachelrachel9152]

@@cc3184 she just isn't a cast member anymore, i think she left of her own accord i never heard of her getting fired or anything and she did come back randomly for a later skit

[@AdonMaster]

"BE A MAN AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD!" - Random child

[@hassanshah4848]

Imo

[@nasirz5218]

Omegaluls

[@hhh-sg2bu]

Ha.

[@LucidDreamer54321]

Crimes against children by a stranger are actually rare. The vast majority of crimes against children are committed by a member of their family or by someone they are with on a regular basis such as a teacher or a babysitter.

[@vertigo4ubob704]

Do they own a van?

[@LucidDreamer54321]

@vertigo4ubob704 I don't know. I will go look in your driveway.

[@jordanvictoria5]

Everybody knows at least one cousin or uncle your mother told you, you can’t be alone with!

[@sad_doggo2504]

I see 'stranger danger' education addressing this more, thankfully. One PSA brought up the fact that a trusted adult can become a non-trusted adult and encouraged kids to always speak up no matter who is making them uncomfortable. So, the times they are a changin.

[@9avedon]

@@sad_doggo2504 Stranger Danger programming has replaced high trust safe communities with Anti-Social fear mongering.

[@potato4016]

"BE A MAN AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD" I'm dead

[@nawfaleffendi9132]

hahahahahahhahahaaha

[@chadkase7580]

I love how she points all the time lol

[@iwakanana8074]

*øh whāţ§ ūp đåď ī ķňøw whý ýøū łəfţ , møm ī§ ā mə§§* That had me dead

[@kindaalone8777]

Quirky Legend i was listening to the vid and when i read this that video line was playing lol

[@eithan5025]

@@kindaalone8777 Omgg mee too!!!

[@yummywaffle3422]

@@eithan5025 Same to both of you!

[@domainiac.]

Quirky Legend 500th like

[@azurerodriguez3879]

That had me laughing so much!🤣😂🤣😂 this is soooo funny!!

[@zahiragonzalez808]

Officer: *giving a stranger awareness orientation* "Don't talk to strangers." Girl: *looks at him* "AHhHhhHHh, StRaNgEr DanGeR!"

[@peterkrivena8470]

lol XD

[@Ninatoro39]

Edward Norton is an amazing actor. I have an eternal crush on him.

[@corapits1071]

Ew

[@corapits1071]

XD

[@joyeswinderman3845]

Fight Club is one of my favorite movies because of him 😉

[@markc6714]

Why....he's fugly, horrible actor and annoying as all hell. If he's in a movie I avoid it. He's one step below Owen Wilson in the douche department.

[@iamanonymoushoweveryousayi3163]

Mark C yeah, you’re mean, *SIR*

[@mykecefaz476]

“Shallon” calls her Shalloan 😂

[@Chessticular_Chancer]

Reading off cue cards, doubt he's even listening to her ha

[@JimbosliceLV]

Pretty sure it's part of the skit to get her name wrong. In the fire marshal skit, John Goodman calls her shelby after knowing her name is Shallon.

[@dereksteele291]

hilarious observation.

[@abhikshitdas]

Oh myyy

[@loveevol5045]

Lmfao I caught that too

[@ballzz9343]

Me and my everyday life HOP IN THAT VAN AND GET THAT CANDY!! >;D

[@nawfaleffendi9132]

lol

[@somuchsomuch7970]

WTF 😨😕😧😦😯, you crazy or something?

[@ઘDRAKE_TEA_OFFICALઘ]

😹😹😹😹😹😹😂😂😂😂

[@ઘDRAKE_TEA_OFFICALઘ]

hhhhhhhaaaas

[@ઘDRAKE_TEA_OFFICALઘ]

@@somuchsomuch7970 shut up

[@colinwilliams553]

Shallon was a very underrated character I wish we could have seen more of her.She was funny.She could have been a recurring character.

[@redacted2275]

*She was a recurring character, not "underrated."* She made three appearances from 2013 to 2014, the year Nasim left SNL.

[@jaykay9034]

Shallon is Hott!

[@riri_hins]

Ed norton - young Gary oldman

[@mrpuss2519]

Let s call him Gary Youngman..

[@jmsta2011]

& slightly more manly Dana Carvey

[@jaishreejyothi]

= Dana Manley.

[@ambermitchell2672]

Ri Hinlo I

[@BharatRaghavan08]

Ri Hinlo Shia labauef a young Ed Norton

[@abyabraham4734]

Omg I laughed so hard when he said "BE A MAN AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY OF YOUR CHILD!"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robloxgirl.-.6656]

Aby Abraham omg while I was reading this it said that on the video lol

[@HoneyGoldJasmine]

Roblox Gamer Girl oddly enough, it happened to me too 😂

[@Phoenixmccann]

Same lol

[@alright_ok5073]

I have a kid in my class that’s just like shallon lmao

[@thechristianteen9167]

I feel bad for you.

[@thebourbonscene845]

:)

[@gunnarj5526]

“Hey you want to get in my van?” “Your probably a friend of my dads, LETS GO!” Lol

[@lilpoochpad]

Tell the childs what if theres no candies in the van COMMON SENSE

[@dripsndropsin]

Its children not childs, use grammar

[@jackburnette4883]

@@dripsndropsin well, you're watching a SNL video, it's not a grammar class.

[@randomgirlontheinternet2772]

@@dripsndropsin You dont need proper grammar to understand things. It does not need to be exact. UwU

[@metalheart5349]

Shallon would say the guy who owns the van is driving you to get you some candy

[@rambor-rgaming2535]

yea. and if guy shows some candy out of the pocket then what genius?

[@wiggoforsmark9802]

this is exactly how it is to speak with kids sometimes!

[@DeltaSniperZRR]

Edward Norton is fucking awesome.

[@yan8732]

Mojo Risin Yea man he's great actor no doubt .

[@kapa4163]

He’s the best

[@GoviDeSilva]

Nasim Pedrad is hilarious ♥ Someone add this to a "Best of Nasim Pedrad" Playlist.

[@savagestorm297]

kids: can we go look for men in vans Teacher: Sure!

[@rosmari-tx]

Savage Storm like why would the teacher let them?!

[@taylor_paige6071]

The whole time I watched this I was thinking if your not supposed to talk to strangers how do you make friends because they are strangers before you meet them and I just thought the police man was a stranger to them the whole time because they just met.

[@reliableweasel]

"THEN DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THAT CANDY"!

[@lukemckenzie0121]

GETIN THAT VAN!

[@virgiefontelera2940]

YUHHH

[@reydanawebb-robinson9964]

“Hop in that van and get that candy” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m on the floor

[@ole1157]

“YeAh YoU’rE mEaN sIr!” 😂😂😂😂 he’s my fav

[@wandamcelyea6897]

The guy who said "be a man and take responsibility for your child" sounds like Panda from We bare bears

[@iamanonymoushoweveryousayi3163]

I think he’s the cartoon’s voice actor.

[@azurerodriguez3879]

Yea I think that he IS in it

[@tessarutchik7175]

Would you beleive me if I said... ✨He was?✨

[@Lynn_4992]

Omg when i watched this i thought so to

[@svetlanaandrasova6086]

whatever it takes to get that candy!!!

[@HassanMohamoud-lg2xw]

😂😂😂

[@kkshady]

Svetlana Andrášová you go girl

[@asian_store9894]

Svetlana Andrášová yuss

[@movienight6437]

Svetlana Andrášová no funny

[@janolableach9114]

Svetlana Andrášová Id give her my candy.

[@kaikai9122]

“When my hand goes up?” “tHe cHaTtEr gOes dOwN!” “Oh, yay.” Every elementary school ever 😂

[@darkforest2673]

Ed Norton one of the best actors in the world

[@sonnydortmund1513]

NO0RTH west Damn straight

[@edeb341]

I TOTALLY agree!!!

[@hieronymousblack3364]

Indeed!

[@waynej2608]

Yes, he is. Gary Oldman, as well. Both are very underrated/under valued for whatever reason.

[@please_kill_me__2730]

“Be A Man And take responsibility for your child” “SHES NOT MY DAMN CHILD” I felt bad for Shallon LOL

[@ddqfourthmember]

4:27 his face XD ITS KILLING ME 👇🏻here to how many laughter i got during that clip

[@joshuaraver8744]

I need a whole movie of Norton trying to do this 🤣

[@minichuus]

"BE A MAN AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY OF YOUR CHILD!" YEAH! BE A DAM MAN DUDE!

[@seriyoon5985]

He says that every shallon video

[@seriyoon5985]

He says BE A MAN

[@whatalovelybreadstick2449]

DailyLolbit it’s a dam Percy Jackson thing, okay?

[@sagebriggs2593]

Did John Mulaney write this???? Because I feel like John wrote this. Detective J.J. Bittenbinder.

[@thegreatgig-5419]

I thought so too but he wasn't a writer anymore at this time

[@grunklesam787]

There’s a chance that he could have written the sketch some time ago and was only approved at this point.

[@alyvia9378]

YES I LOVE HIM

[@brewernine1]

STREET SMARTS!

[@TheOneAndOnlyKarma]

STREET SMARTS ALWAYS HAVE A MONEY CLIP

[@louiso.4325]

“And the guy playing the Dad SUCKED!”

[@AngelMartinez-lm7cu]

Same! The guy playing my dad SUCKS, TOO!

[@cindyduran4316]

I died laughing at this “yeah you’re mean SIR”

[@lwazivuso8451]

Shallon's smart... You gotta risk it to get the biscuit, general knowledge...

[@NotSoKevin1]

i had to laugh at the take responsibility part. had me in stiches

[@csic123]

APWGaming Same here. I miss Bobby Moynihan and Nasim Pedrad.

[@justanarmypassingby2276]

Shallon's sense is humor is great she even beats the teacher She even deserves a reward but the problem is she might lead her classmates to being kidnapped

[@chaoticbailey4171]

Ya

[@JimL2883]

Get into my van, please

[@juniperberry58]

Who has watched all of the Shallon sketches? This was the first SNL I ever watched. It still remains my favorite.

[@abdullwahdi8563]

Doctor: You Got 5:55 minutes to live Me: *watches this video*

[@aerin8809]

Are you dead? :O

[@musazaqtan2090]

Bruh. Lame duck joke bruh.

[@savagestorm297]

Literally me

[@ratty657]

"bE a MaN aND TaKE REspOnsibILIty oF YoUr ChiLd" XD

[@XX-cs6yf]

I love Shallon character!

[@hgfxjnn]

thepirategulf same here. "Get that candy!"

[@Galaxy-MediaX]

A decade later, and this skit still cracks me up. But seriously tho. Why don't we have more skits with Shallon? 😂

[@phycxo]

How to be a shalon. 1.) Complement the victim. 2.) Wait for them to say something. 3.) Say something stupid. 4.) Point like the world is ending. 5.) Say “man” 6.) make up a random reason to annoy the victim. 7.) Lead other students to agree with you. 8.) Talk slightly about your family life. 9.) Wear sweaters 10.) Say your probably a friend of my dad’s even though you don’t know him. 11.) make a pun. 12.) Have a hippie voice Congratulations! You are a shalon.

[@tangly2264]

How to be a real Shallon: 1.) Listen to what the adult says 2.) Compliment the adult who was talking to us 3.) Say something stupid 4.) if the adult asked you to volunteer to pretend to be a victim to pedophiles, say "OH, YOU'RE PROBABLY MY DAD'S FRIEND, LET'S GO!" 5.) Say "man" if needed 6.) Grab people's interest towards you ruining the speech.

[@RR-yr4sd]

you also got to do a lot of pointing. God the pointing was fuckin funny.

[@gachabri.d8056]

100th like

[@thechaosreturns8311]

You for got the BIG DAY FOR ______

[@vulpix85]

I am a shalon XD

[@thatgirlcheree]

"I guess you could say I'm the 'vans' of acting." 😂😂😂😂

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

All right, that's it. You know what I can say? I say we're done here; here's some pamphlets, so read em.

[@EaRenDeL]

Shellen is one of my favorite characters ever.

[@Olhor10]

You mean Shelon? ;)

[@TheHayley700]

+Olhor10 you mean shallon

[@EaRenDeL]

3chatty children You mean Shaloon?

[@LetsPlaymitMarcF]

It's Shallen... guys...

[@garden522]

Let's Play mit Marc F. it's shallon

[@christineferreira2181]

Shallon and her friends broke that teacher 😂

[@Asteria3636]

Candy won’t work anymore, strangers. Give em free WiFi and they’ll come right up to you for the password.

[@alisha6496]

I’m pretty sure you get free wifi at home if your parents pay xD

[@j4d3_ptat50]

Yassssssssss Wifi!! i would die without wifi :3

[@AceSoraa]

j4d3_pOtAtO gaming same

[@ominoustriangleatthefootof7708]

*I WOULD BE GONE IN A SECOND* 😂

[@succi789]

I would gooooooooooooooo

[@josaloni]

GET IN THAT VAN!! haha awesome

[@rebekah441]

"can we go outside and look for men in vans?" "sure, just make sure you all have a buddy" YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY

[@purplejxy]

I love the part where Shallon says “whatever it takes to get that candy!”

[@jovanakrivokapic]

There needs to be more of this. More Shallon. Just more

[@iwritejava]

“Hop in that van and get that candy” This is wat I will do

[@deloriswilliams2088]

*hop in the van and get that CANDYYYY

[@cenziethecannibal8471]

I watch this every year before halloween and i never get tired of it

[@jessicaghuman4038]

Ohhh I get it! *if you introduce yourself to a stranger they’re not a stranger anymore!*. 😂😂

[@94differentvibes62]

Jessica yt *”If you introduce yourself to a stranger there not a stranger anymore!”* wowowow

[@jessicaghuman4038]

Satisfying Potato Chips xD

[@jigneshpatel-gw9fs]

Be a man and take responsibility of your child..... hilarious 😂😂

[@Night_The_King]

"ThEn gEt iN thAt cAr anD gEt thAt CandY!!" I lost my voice laughing from this XD

[@The_Infamous_Boogyman]

Shallon is one of my fav characters. Being played by nasim is def a plus.

[@argosatori]

Nasim Pedrad had some awesome characters, Shallon's my favorite. Wish SNL would have made more Shallon skits. A truly talented actress.

[@miimi1168]

There is another one search snl Shallon

[@funnehshawaiianpizza4597]

“ BE A MAN AND TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY OF YOUR CHILD” MEH:YEAHHHHHHHH OMG IM DYING OF LAUGHTER

[@YurBrknTrs]

*BE A MAN AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD* Me: *YEAH WHAT HE SAID*

[@Itsme-nm2lw]

“yeah your mean 𝗦𝗜𝗥” “And the guy playing the dad SUCKED!” 😂😂😂

[@ralphp]

Ed Norton is still method even in this sketch.

[@Grovel007]

Be a man and take care responsibility for your child!

[@thecreationmay3792]

Gulie's theme

[@HeatherGroves74]

She's not- She's not mah dang child!

[@lookingforanewchannelname2119]

r/wooooosh?

[@masqerader]

Nasim kills it as Shallon.

[@lexxry3597]

Him: “Don’t talk to strangers.” Me: “But your a stranger.”