Shallon: Fire Safety - SNL

A fireman (John Goodman) visits a classroom to give fire safety tips, but Shallon (Nasim Pedrad) convinces the other kids (Aidy Bryant, Noel Wells, Bobby Moynihan, Kenan Thompson) they should jump into the fireplace to save Santa. [Season 39, 2013]
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[@theultimatereductionist7592]

I love the way Kate McKinnon plays the "seen it all, heard it all, stopped caring years ago" schoolteacher.

[@delightdelirium1]

Almost reminds me of Mrs. Krabappel

[@ryanm9105]

Michelle McIntyre sane here

[@patrickd8654]

This was my least favorite of the Shallon scenes. But it had a solid payoff at the end. "Let me guess, they broke you." "I blame you."

[@DV-ou1yu]

Being a teacher is depressing honestly

[@rendesputible3963]

Michelle McIntyre and then she died

[@Emmalovesdogs678]

“Only one way to find out, get in that fire and see if you burn” 😂

[@alexgood4015]

Emma Campbell no, test the pets first

[@iceblaster071]

seriously, how did no one laugh at that?

[@Emmalovesdogs678]

chwy pzza 😂

[@Emmalovesdogs678]

mango091 ikr 😂

[@valeshkaq]

"Oh no,I'ma see if my pets have magic first!"

[@superlilys7835]

*DO YOUR DAMN JOB YOU COWARD YOU'RE LETTING A CHILD BURN!!!* wtf this killed me he is now my favorite character😂😂

[@Sparkball]

Itz_Haniko Misaki Bobby Moynihan is a beast

[@hewanhundessa6276]

I'm your 50th like

[@Agustin77423]

Yes. This is the dream.

[@RahulKumar-ii8xq]

I was reading that line while listening

[@faithbaham1216]

Same

[@ilikemuffinz6057]

Fireman: there is a fire what do you do? Shallon: _I SACRIFICE MY SELF FOR YOUUUUUU SANTAAA_ *😂*

[@rxrou6872]

I lIkE muFfinZ XD this part made me laugh so hard

[@kxmode]

Santa is an anagram for Satan

[@megamushroom]

@DragonChild460 cute

[@annafurmaniak8981]

Or you could just... Put *OUT* the fire on Christmas Eve?

[@megamushroom]

@@annafurmaniak8981 yes

[@sexymans3084]

“Help him land that sleigh he’ll be like” *thanks man*

[@alvarodevora4895]

Idk why that shit is so hilarious! I think it's her voice 😂

[@potato_weirdo3696]

Lol 😂😂 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂

[@DrinkingBleachOnTheBeach]

Is that a nude salad fingers profile pic

[@user-cg8zv8ev9p]

Aw,Thanks man*

[@aphrodite6956]

@Dylan Mc No that's your dirty mind

[@siirib1501]

”I’m gonna hide in a drycleaning bag!” I LOST IT

[@Silverdiamond22]

Siiri B *“...what?!”*

[@hannahs8985]

I laughed so loud when she said that😂😂

[@emilybreckenridge7756]

Siiri B how many miles away is the moon?

[@sadsocks4036]

Siiri B you put in so much effort to get 1.3k likes

[@sawyerjohnson2324]

Shallon is such an underrated character, they need to make more skits with her

[@emabrooke4450]

Ikr

[@shaimaaelrifaai3638]

I agree

[@SirLangstalotProductions]

Yes. Like one for being scared straight psa

[@gachamaking6515]

@Sawer Johnson The actors got to old to continue and yes I loved this and I wish they could make more

[@IcyDiamond]

I know right

[@KinjiroTsuchiya66]

I love how she derails EVERY SINGLE TOPIC every single time.

[@akaok2060]

yeh, thats the joke

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@akaok2060 Yeah and they like it

[@disneyvillainsfan1666]

I need more Shallon in my life lol

[@Emmalovesdogs678]

“I jump in there and be like I sacrifice myself for you Santa” 😂 😂😂😂

[@briandudley2289]

;)

[@lovelybroccolis]

LOL😂😂😂😂😂

[@idklolehaha]

I wanted to comment dat

[@xxblueoceanqueenxx2196]

Lmaooooo

[@denkikaminari2085]

I did too

[@isaacjparks]

"I wanna see if my pets have magical powers first!!" -I'm dying!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

[@geoffandshrek7934]

Student: “Ms. Finley can we play with matches?” Teacher: “Hey what’s my policy on matches” Everyone: “Do them outside!”

[@blobboi9878]

Teacher:Have fun go.

[@txaggyraf]

Everybody: YAAAAAAY! **They all go out to play with matches,probably about to die**

[@taylorowens3721]

I mean, that is a lot safer. As long as you’re not in Australia.

[@loverrgiirrl]

I saw the same comment already

[@allysanchez7275]

@@blobboi9878 I’m surprised she allows them

[@roxanna9088]

“Miss can we play with matches?” “What’s my policy with matches?” “Do it outside!” “Ok go have fun”

[@kennethmoses4900]

Roxanna Banana MA chess

[@president.garsha]

🍆

[@zentyler1646]

Dylan, ????

[@ellenr3804]

Firefighter: so what are you gonna do? Shallon: IM GONNA GET IN THAT FIRE PLACE! 😂

[@themusicmaster1077]

Ellen R 1:01

[@MrJizzinmypantz]

" I SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR YOU SANTAAA!"

[@lakiyahmorton4685]

Me when I see my report card

[@niall7087]

Over the course of their school life they have played with matches, taken drugs and got in vans and they aren't dead so why do people worry about them

[@AshrafAnam]

+Niall Hannon You're being Shallon

[@mostlyzaye]

Ashraf Anam ahhahahahahahaha😂😂😂😂

[@graham7028]

GET IN THAT VAN!

[@mv4770]

Maybe due to the fact that they're still in the same class ;)

[@schwefelfell7154]

What is the sketch called where they take drugs?

[@pakesanders5272]

“Or you could hide in the oven where the cookies are!” “I’m gonna hide in the refrigerator!” “IM GONNA HIDE IN A DRY CLEANING SACK!” what? 😂😂😂

[@stupidkilljoy3516]

whAT

[@cinnamoroll_118]

I don't think she'll fit

[@kxmode]

@@cinnamoroll_118 well, obviously, with the corpse inside.

[@zingerwingz]

“Do your damn job you coward. You’re letting a child burn” 😂😂😂

[@tatewinter8056]

This is an underappreciated series

[@MrApotator]

Eh, literally every one plays out exactly the same way

[@thuglife1792]

So true

[@heathermcginley807]

@@MrApotator thats the point, and they are all hilarious

[@Galaxy-MediaX]

Agreed

[@GameyRaccoon]

@@MrApotator that's how SNL series work

[@BelladonnaJojo]

To be fair, he did better than the D.A.R.E. officer

[@miah1172]

Mama Bells l̫o̫l̫ i̫k̫r̫

[@Whosaskin]

The DARE officer did better than the Stranger Awareness guy.

[@ElaineLoyd]

Crack v Fire. Tough choice.

[@valeshkaq]

If any1 doesn't know what he/she means then search: Shallon drug safety

[@ccortez392]

They turned the dare guy into a pot smoking movie star...

[@tylerbailey835]

Mom: “What did you do today?” Kid: “Sully talked to us about fireplaces and how to gain Santa’s magic.”

[@umouconteh1769]

"Get in that fire, see if you burn" 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Czeckie]

Shallon overcame a corrupt fire department and saved christmas

[@raphaelmarleyalves7475]

Czeckie you guuuuuyyss

[@CandiCarcass-dk5hc]

Czeckie and took crack

[@halfmaskedbastards2598]

Czeckie yayyyy

[@MrTurtleMusic]

I haven’t watched the video yet so this should be good

[@KRSStudios]

Shallon For President!!!!!!!!

[@nekoknight4063]

"Do your dang job you cowered your letting a child burn!" Best part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AnnoyingMoose]

*coward

[@johnbush5347]

Yup but the dare one was better

[@martyloschen8288]

When she says she's going to hide in a dry cleaning bag I completely lost it...🤣 I couldn't even catch my breath I was laughing so hard

[@itz_moonlight9273]

I love Shallon's character! She does and says exactly what I would! We need more skits on Shallon

[@evelynivy6124]

"Shallon's idea is terrible. But she's very loud, so it's throwing you off." Sounds like politics in a nutshell.

[@Grayvorn]

Sounds like every single day in uk parliament.

[@trevorhunt8487]

Yeah that's what sucks about mainstream media

[@firstlast2169]

Kara Fischer yep

[@m.h.5578]

Woah. You just describes trump in two sentences.....!

[@jamnjosh2907]

Kara Fischer You’re American aren’t you.

[@beccas5201]

I forgot how funny shallon’s sketches were lmao 🤣

[@voldlifilm]

Shallon is the funniest character I've seen you do. That delivery and that writing is just pure gold!

[@nothing2chere868]

"I'm gonna get in that fireplace, Get those toys!"

[@emilyknevett4500]

imagine a sketch with gilly and shallon being taught poetry by miss meadows

[@lovre1845]

Too bad Kristen Wigg and Nasim dont work on SNL anymore

[@gazebo9730]

Gilly ain't as good as shallon, though.

[@mafuu432]

What

[@mafuu432]

That would be amazing

[@cc_cannot_spell]

I wanna see Gilly and Shallon together!!!!!!

[@IvanMcKz]

Can't stop laughing! There was a "Shallon" in my class when I was 8!

[@madarthivanki]

Ivan McKenzie there is still a Shallon in my school. And they are all jocks.

[@gg_galaxyt7613]

Me too 😂😂😂

[@TheCinnamonJ]

Me too

[@tonibauer2949]

Shallon is the kind of wackily cheerful, perverse kid that drives every adult up the wall.

[@sophiawilliams8650]

there was one in mine too and I wanted to choke them

[@ann6288]

"Captain Limpkey, do we have that same magic? " Shallon: "Only one way to find out, get in dat fire, see if you burn! " Who raised you, Shallon? Are they even still alive?! 😭😭😂😂😅

[@Coolkid99880]

He sounds like sully and I can’t stop thinking about it Edit: I get that he is the one who voiced sully thanks for telling me I didn’t know.

[@rosalinecapulet]

Coolkid9988 0 That’s because he IS Sully

[@Coolkid99880]

Some one could make a monsters inc animation

[@totallynotnorman4393]

THAT'S WHY HE SOUNDS FAMILIAR

[@nerkdurgen5574]

I smell a new short

[@SmokingFox66]

You need a history lesson on John Goodman. He is a legend.

[@mackenzieade]

merry christmas carlos... I SACRIFICE MYSELF TO YOUUUUUUUU! DO UR DAMN JOB

[@katsukibakugou2771]

Facts

[@vardellsfolly5200]

John Goodman is one amazing dude.Cool and funny and kind hearted..

[@RegzalTG]

"Shallon overcame a corrupt fire department and saved Christmas you guys" 🤣🤣🤣

[@xxnicolexx3754]

Random girl: but I what if we don’t have a chimney like how can I impress Santa Shallon: get on that roof get some glow sticks help him land that slay he be like oh thanks man

[@dylmccy1262]

XxNicoleXx • sleigh** yes I’m that person

[@sunnytapp7108]

I’m gonna hide in a dry cleaning bag

[@nitrate4369]

MORE SHALLON

[@VindaRoseRizadiSparkles]

Alcohol Danger!

[@lucytobier2396]

yasss

[@larrysnipes7113]

¨I´m gonna hide in a dry cleaning bag¨ hillarious!

[@harang_1665]

"DO YOUR DAMN JOB YOU COWARD YOU'RE LETTING A CHILD BURN" that part had me dead 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@thecrazypenguin2865]

"Can we play with matches?" "What's my policy on matches?" "Do it outside!"

[@MissMellen]

If Kristen Wigg comes back to host someday, they should put Gilly and Shallon together in a sketch. Unfortunately that would mean Nasim needs to guest star somehow - so sad she's leaving. That would be so hilairous. They are both such funny characters played by incredibly talented actresses.

[@karacallum1748]

why is she leaving?

[@altair9646]

Kara Callum She was casted to play in new FOX sitcom Mulaney, but unfortunately it has been already cancelled. She was really funny though

[@karacallum1748]

Mattia Lanzarone no! that sucks maybe she will get back to snl

[@altair9646]

I find it hard to believe, but that'd be great actually. Nasim was great on SNL and Shallon was just hilarious, it'd be cool to see something new, even though it's hardly going to happen

[@georgia9736]

Gilly and Shallon in the same class would probably result in the school exploding or something.

[@allyrowe487]

well who am i supposed to involve? i AM on fire! *STOP BEING ON FIRE!*

[@dfl4701]

“I’m going to hide in a dry cleaning bag.” I started LOLing

[@emilyroberts3832]

"What's my policy on matches?" "Do it outside!"

[@MelanieLaurentFan]

"slow it down backdraft" lol

[@SrChalice]

Sadly most people didn't even get that reference:(

[@kmart636]

How old are these kids supposed to be anyway? Clever writing, but no school age kid knows the movie Backdraft.

[@fiona9443]

@Kevin Martin…..until Shallon. LOL

[@jordynlee3237]

"I sacrifice myself to you santa" 😂

[@abbiescanlan7423]

“ITS THE GUY WHO VOICES SULLY” the first thing that came to my mind when I heard his voice

[@l0litsl3x65]

*”GET IN THAT FIREPLACE AND GET THOSE TOYS!”*

[@Badruborg]

I love Shallon's acting.

[@cutiepiee9535]

“Do your damn job you coward, your letting a child burn” I died 😂

[@sunnytapp7108]

1:27 “I’m gonna see if my pets have magic, first!”

[@Hi-ev3yh]

“Don’t go on your roof” Me: but I like going on my roof :(

[@jibonjyotichetia1214]

Do it

[@chrisitaire1375]

The teacher is too funny , gotta love Kate

[@dieWeltkarte]

I hope she channels all that in Magic School Bus

[@VindaRoseRizadiSparkles]

In the Stranger Danger she told the kids she's going to sit in her car and make an adult phone call. Whats wrong with her?

[@hd-xc2lz]

She is flat out AMAZING in this sketch. Maybe best SNL performance of last twenty years. LOVE her ever so subtle dig at toxic white masculinity.

[@shidwater5641]

"I'mma throw my pets in the fire and see if they have the magic first!" *Throws pet Rock in the fire* " SWEET! It didn't burn!"

[@a.person1805]

4:01 Replace "Fire" with legit any bad thing in a video game, and you have a recording of me every time i am on a discord call with my friends.

[@_strawberryshortcake_8932]

I SANCTIFIED MY LiFE FoR yOU!!! I DIED BY THAT PART😂😂😂😂

[@funvideofan1625]

Me Too 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shelplayz8228]

Loujain Ben Rekaya do you mean sacrifice

[@_strawberryshortcake_8932]

@@shelplayz8228 Yeah I typed it wrong

[@damonrosania]

IM GONNA GET IN A DRY CLEANING BAG! I literally died 😂😂😂

[@sethblair4455]

U get up on that roof grab some glow sticks help him land.He be like AW THANKS MAN😅😂🤣😅😂🤣 (I'm dead) P.S Shallon reminds me of Liza Koshy

[@jacepeirce2844]

Yes

[@superlilys7835]

Omg yea i just realized now lol

[@Imcryingconstantly]

Seth Blair Shallon is funnier

[@farrukhahmed3479]

I think I’m speaking for everyone when I’m saying “Shallon should run for President” 😂👍🏻

[@deni00767]

@Fam She's got my vote! 🤣

[@angryfly6404]

Student: "Mrs.Finnely can we play with matches?" Teacher: "You know my policy!" Everyone: "Do it outside!" Teacher: "Have fun!" Me: 😂😂😂😂

[@animegurl9374]

WHO THE FRICK KEEPS THERE FIRE ON IN THE FIREPLACE AT NOGHT WHILE THEY ARE ASLEEP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@TheMetalButcher]

I run my woodstove primarily at night. And during day while I'm gone. 24/7 except when cleaning when it's cold.

[@TheMetalButcher]

@Dan It's a risk I take to keep the house warm. So far, 0 issues.

[@cc_cannot_spell]

Me

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

Animé Gurl if he said you can go in when it wasn’t lit, he could of avoided the entire thing

[@robyngarreau3431]

"DO YOUR DAMN JOB YOU COWARD YOU LETTING A CHILD BURN" xD xD xD I LAUGHED SOO HARD LOL

[@parkerfern]

“1, 2, 3.” “4, 5, QUIET!” “yay.”

[@laneyseagren2609]

“Hello fireman come to my house, I’m on fire” “Come to my house and put me out!” “I DONT WANNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE”

[@gemygem322]

that kid that said do your dam job your letting a child burn I so funny and da teacher is da best

[@syyodd39]

lol john goodman drooled on himself

[@EoghanSexton]

lol i was thinking the same thing. ''Is that... drool on his chin?''

[@jasonatkins6111]

Deep down he is just another fat bastard. Obesity does that to you. I bet he doesn't even know he's still alive.

[@tylerhughes5420]

Like rick from rick and morty

[@chasetams8963]

The guy is in really bad shape

[@leeannagardner1197]

Thats who he is!

[@b_no2031]

I’ve watched this sketch for years. I did not realize that was Nasim in a wig until now. She did a really good job

[@willsimpsblart]

4:43 Can we play with *MATCH E S*

[@smileybunny473]

XD love that

[@ThrowwbackTV]

" Do your damn job you coward your letting a child burn" - random child

[@AdonMaster]

hahahahahaha

[@soggysalmon1763]

heck yes santa clause baby YOUR 12 AND BELIVES IN SANTA

[@dollcrest.]

Me: *watches news* News: A classroom of kids were reported dead for playing with matches. Me: I wOnDeR wHaT hApPeNeD

[@ebonytyree1230]

4:07 I laughed hard

[@patricehyacinthgalotera5913]

This is Pacha talking to a bunch of Kuzcos lmao (John Goodman voiced Pacha)

[@agreenwell5256]

Stop being ON FIRE

[@MysterySteve]

Any time I hear John Goodman's voice is a good time

[@kaydisistrunk1905]

“Well ur right ima see if my pets have Magic first” lmao😂🤣😂🤣

[@ashlynmiller8129]

"its Shallon." MORE SHALLON

[@EpykkDyzastur]

"Heck yeah! Santa Clause, baby!"

[@user-nb1de4zg8r]

ALL IN IT FOR SHALON, BABY!

[@juniperberry58]

Yayyyyy! Shallon overcame a corrupt fire dept. and saved Christmas!! Shallon! Shallon!

[@avasmith9035]

*THEN STOP BEING ON FIRE*

[@Silverdiamond22]

Ava Smith *THEN COME TO MY HOUSE AND PUT ME OUT*

[@masterchain3335]

lol Nasim's mannerisms in these skits are so good.

[@duvessa2003]

Ikr? She cheers me up. As far as I can see, there are only these three sketches and I watch them over and over again.

[@maximorocha788]

2:53 surprise him with milk and cookies ( very funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂)

[@hairulnizamsamsuri92]

shallon is awesome😂

[@stealthycal5029]

The actress for Shallon reminds me of this loud and slightly hot blonde weirdo I went to school with

[@laniebook6710]

“Get in that fire and see if you burn” -love that 😂

[@whiteshaq0172]

Because of watching Monsters Inc. dozens and dozens of times I find John Goodman’s voice one of the greatest gift in this world

[@towhatdegree]

Lol shallons too funny

[@InvisibleHalf]

2:20 "Slow it down back draft"

[@emilybreckenridge7756]

Shallon makes everything BETTER SHES MY IDOL

[@djungelskogsn7529]

Underrated line: "I'm gonna hide in a dry cleaning bag!"

[@l4gend45gaming6]

3:43 i sacrifice myself for you Santa Its so funny

[@dramaticallyareta3126]

Im watching more of these everyday and i cant stop!!!😂😂

[@dareeltrieseverything288]

GET IN THAT FIREPLACE MAN SAVE SANTA!!! 😂🤣😂

[@BiancaTallarico]

"I'm going to hide in a dry cleaning bag" 😂

[@kels7780]

I got a question for said Firefighter.... how did Roseanne's career crash and burn?

[@MoyesBanff]

As much as Kobes

[@bryanlasermagiktyler3132]

we all know how Roseanne's career crashed in burned she set it up caught it on fire herself

[@seriyoon5985]

"Im gonna check if my pets have magic first" *Throws bunny/cat/dog whatever his pet is into the fire* Dude your messed up

[@Rachel4_]

1:29 well you’re right … I’m gonna see if my pets have magic first! 😭😂

[@3st__0091]

I'm gonna Get in That Fireplace!!!! Get Those Toys*😂😂😂