Shane Dawson vs Chuck E. Cheese Pizza Lies - H3 Podcast

[@alexdiviney6225]

Ethan: the stinkier your fart- Hila: -the lonelier you'll be ..... Hila's on fire tonight!

[@sixtysyxti3235]

Bruh what a simple joke😂

[@missasoup]

@@sixtysyxti3235 beta

[@fangsfangs]

These old eps are so chill..now it’s just chaos, which I also love lol.

[@belle8732]

right? i find myself watching the old episodes more often. still like the new stuff, but it's less consumable for me personally

[@grimmy7549]

@@belle8732I think the new episodes are good but less replayable. The topics on old eps are old enough that I’ve forgotten but the vibes are more general instead of topic specific and a ton of H3 lore accumulated jokes

[@aarondavis8943]

I'm semi-fallen so I'm back here for the glory days of Old Numenor.

[@willb3239]

I love the chill vibes to wind down to and the new episodes to have fun with the chaos fuels me lol

[@samanthadunn2695]

True

[@FellOff]

When I was a kid and at Chuck E. Cheese I was playing skee ball and it broke on me and started spewing out tickets non stop, eventually a small crowd formed and a few people started asking how I did that and I lied and said I made the high score hole every time and some random ass family took a picture with me like I was some skee ball prodigy lmao

[@sfr2107]

lmfaoooo

[@deli.rat.]

This comment was from a podcast a year ago and it made my day. I love that for you. I hope you revisit that memory often, you absolute legend.

[@ambslam8179]

Holy shit 😂😂😂

[@jimenaloyola1709]

A PICTURE-

[@Feral.angel777]

Haha love that they took a picture with u

[@captainharlock2280]

“then there are those who are just extremely naturally beautiful” “like you” “no” “uh, yeah”

[@whataloserbro9692]

They so cute 💕

[@yyg4632]

so cute

[@stephf9206]

My heart melted at this

[@bcrtrx]

you guys should get Ethan from h3h3productions on the podcast

[@benb4728]

Hila from Teddy Fresh would be a nice guest as well.

[@endorekt151]

fucking ROASTED

[@alexisodonnell5788]

Hasn't every one already seen this comment on every other video they make

[@matthewblanc]

But the old Ethen, not this one.

[@olanordmann1252]

he quit youtube

[@Hideotronic]

Please never rap again, Ethan, but also please rap again next episode

[@roundskyer]

@Hjulvisp it was lmao, very dope

[@alekswatson]

Don't forget 1:44:30. For a second my boy had something there 😂.

[@alekswatson]

@barb r. Good thing he isn't an actor..? 😂

[@handicappedapple9145]

@barb r. Lmao of all people you should be worried about spreading positivity to other videos. You can't just be cancer in the comments, then have trash content, and expect nobody to call you out on it.

[@1337Se7eN7]

Rappin so cringey

[@Jillianrc]

Nothing like sitting down for dinner and starting the H3 podcast to an opener like that

[@teeehee123]

Literally the same thing happened to me lmfao! Had to skip a bit to enjoy my lasagne

[@RealBurzum44]

Yes, same here, this pissed me off a whole lot

[@NickOfTheHumanRace]

I finished up my dinner before i started it and it had me reachin for dessert!

[@joer4910]

Something tells me Ethan made Chuck e Cheese the topic of the pod cast so he could convince Hila to have pizza for dinner. Anyone else see this??

[@cronicallyinsane1767]

i see it clearly

[@Guitarded]

or cause chuck e cheese was in the algorithm to make ethan money off revenue to buy lifetime supply of pizza. ya'll aren't thinking bigly like ethan boi.

[@cinnamon7268]

Ethan: “Tell me that doesn’t look good” Hila: “ Yeah the pizza looks good” Ethan: “THANK YOU, WE’RE GETTING SOMEWHERE” Ethan: “...” “Do you want pizza for di- Hila: “No”

[@Guitarded]

@@cinnamon7268 hahaha xD

[@hmae-3384]

Hila- wE HaVe FoOd At HOmE

[@Terminusz]

BRUH... there is so much salt in the comments. Shane can be criticized, Ethan can be criticized that’s how the world works. But you guys take it to another level it feels like a lot of Shane’s fans are personally offended and that’s pretty messed up.

[@che1r]

true loool

[@douleur-]

Yeah.. I don't get it either. I'm a Shane fan and loved the conspiracy series but I also liked Ethan's take on the pizza thing. Imo it was very fair.

[@makaveli0_0]

I've been a fan of Shane since like 2012 and I think he's being so extra dramatic and kinda stupid with the whole new conspiracy videos

[@bandamani]

@@makaveli0_0 Everyone has their own taste. I really enjoy the new videos and I am interested in conspiracy theories so the fact Shane, someone I already liked makes videos on them, makes it even better. And he's a flamboyant Bi person, it's just his personality.

[@Mantis_Toboggan_TrashMan]

No people are idots and have to defend people for no reason. An the Shane video was fucking stupid anyways. It's clearly a made up shit theory.

[@moumimalika2139]

When Ethan said “all I want to do at 3 is lay down and die” 😂😂

[@trytry23]

Bro sitting here eating chocolate, expecting shane dawson and something about chuck e cheese. 5. MINUTES IN sittin here talkin bout blended diarrhea

[@LisaSimpsonRules]

You have to wait for an hour for it. Click bait anyone?

[@JawGrindingAction]

@@LisaSimpsonRules nah pretty standard from this terrible podcast. i would rather watch LP's podcast then this trash.. yet im here because youtube loves to recommend this turrets faced fatty. thanks for telling me it's an hour in.

[@melodyrose9692]

Same 😂😂

[@kgirten1]

@@JawGrindingAction He literally addresses this in the podcast if you would actually listen. KZbin recommends him but nobody is sitting with a gun to your head forcing you to watch him. Why you gotta be so negative? Damn

[@ravenmcoc1717]

Porky Paul this podcast is so good tf you mean

[@alexjohnson2370]

I love how Ethan keeps asking for pizza for dinner it’s hilarious

[@cronicallyinsane1767]

cus hes a wierdo

[@dennydarkko]

Julius Schmidt or he just likes pizza?

[@tucci06]

@@cronicallyinsane1767 Ironically, this comment makes you a weirdo.

[@HartleiStansbury7]

HAHA me when I was 13 to my dad like subtly trying to suggest it "hey whats that pizza place called we always order from" he only got the hint 5/10 times tho

[@ashmariiiie]

I’m getting pizza for dinner. There’s no such thing as a coincidence.

[@IndyMuttProductions]

Man Hila really is coming out of her shell and seems so friendly and warm!

[@rosewater1862]

Indy Mutt Productions I was about to comment the same thing

[@zillionx]

money does that to people

[@roflrofl1234rofl]

But she's also getting a little too comfortable with the cricket button and shutting down funny bits by trying to change the subject. When Ethan was doing the AI vibrator bit it was a legitimately funny premise and just when he was starting to make good jokes about it Hila hit him with crickets and just tells him to talk about Ja-rule over and over until he stops. I love Hila but she's been doing this too often lately. She hardly ever contributes to the jokes and only shuts them down.

[@whateverjustposting]

@@roflrofl1234rofl ive been saying this since they started doing the format where she was also involved in the reaction videos... shes genuinely not very funny. she pretty much just chuckles at what ethan says or makes obvious jokes/observations.

[@Kings_Crossing]

People have been saying this since the first podcast lmfao

[@jocelynglabbgervais7849]

guys, its a podcast. They can talk about whatever they want.

[@Creepymusic782]

I personally love long videos. He didn’t just talk about pizza. Even in the comments nobody really cared about the main topic. A woman almost got kidnapped and trafficked with her newborn baby. That is what needs to be talked about

[@Creepymusic782]

JB1190 exactly! They can’t really complain about an hour video when their podcasts are 2 hours XD

[@Deecams]

The video did not feel too long in the slightest. I enjoyed every minute!

[@EvanWinfield-u7s]

I dont understand why shane edited together some dumb shit with a serious discussion. It was so stupid to jump cut to chuck e cheese shit then back to serious then back to voice emulator. Made no sense. I got adhd from watching it.

[@mr.mayonnaise5488]

Musical Heart exactly like wtf

[@aflockofchicken2472]

I even wish it was longer! Shane makes such great videos, I love the long videos. It was so interesting and it made me want to watch more. He puts so much time and effort into his work, it kind of annoyed me that they made that nitpick.

[@distinguishedcolleague2345]

"Skeeball is not a game of chance.... It's a game of champions"

[@notmiketate]

“Nobody snitches on the rat - Chuck E. Cheese “ lmao classic

[@catscatsca]

Chuck E Cheese Conspiracy 50:51

[@meme7986]

Missy De Vaca 🙌

[@meaves3764]

Missy De Vaca thank you, holy shit I couldn’t sit through 50 minutes of fart stories

[@cthulhu7551]

Your what I like to call a pcp Pretty Cool Person

[@ScottNicholson86]

Thank you

[@laureliz2441]

Thank you!! You’re a goddess

[@CasacaraDFP]

I feel like pregnant Hila is more vocal. She seems to she out of her shell more, talking more, joking, etc. I love her!

[@pyxelexia]

Man, I've had a long day at work. My feet hurt and I just made myself dinner. I'm starving, I think I'll watch an H3 Podcast while I wind do-- *cue Ethan starting the podcast talking about his dank farts and diarrhea blended shits*

[@devinelonmadgy]

Autumn Blitz lol

[@marulynn3499]

Please get Shane Dawson on the podcast again

[@hj-yj5yo]

and this time i want it to be a little more light hearted

[@joshkatz4448]

please dont

[@koltenhencke7948]

no

[@ryancj1542]

Shane dawson literally has the most annoyingly stereotypical gay voice and personality. It's obnoxious.

[@hj-yj5yo]

@@ryancj1542 🙄

[@Rocky305MS]

50:52 Shane Dawson & Chuck e Cheese talk starts

[@sheynaa_7341]

Rocky305MS omg thank youuuu

[@isabellevan7939]

Much appreciated, my friend.

[@alexmichael1726]

Rocky305MS thank you so much

[@HeatherAlicia9109]

Rocky305MS you’re an angel

[@WirelessGaming]

Legend

[@matthewgower]

Why didn't they just check the dumpster for fresh/uneaten slices???

[@Evan-pj7xk]

Matthew Gower I never thought about that

[@elevenz367]

because they dont have your IQ level sir.... also congratulations to your brothers on creating runescape.

[@elijahmonnier5229]

If you were to go all out with the investigation I wouldve put a tooth pick in the crust or some shit then stake out the restaurant and see if any one got the slice

[@obin2565]

or poison, that'd be a lot more entertaining@@elijahmonnier5229

[@ppjones96]

Because that would be too smart my friend.

[@StopStealingMySandwich]

Adore hearing the distant muffled laughter of the team in the back.

[@111ihavenoidea]

Hila is actually really pretty

[@ionkno773]

duh! she’s a goddess

[@dtr6432]

Xena warrior princess

[@kabir3510]

Water is actually really wet.

[@tayloradams3451]

With a voice like she has a mouth full of mashed potatoes

[@tucci06]

@@tayloradams3451 Speaking of mashed potatoes, have your had your brain checked recently? Doesn't seem too healthy to me. Might even be some gravy up there.

[@elisa1979]

I have trouble sleeping and honestly these podcasts provide the best background noise for me to just tune out and sleep. Looooovely

[@clairej212]

ME TOO

[@moonshine8821]

This video made me happy. I’m going through a very hard time. This podcast is the reason I’m able to calm down.

[@prim8239]

Hope you're doing well

[@moonshine8821]

@@prim8239 thank you very much:(

[@Natibebe]

life will be better for us moon shine

[@moonshine8821]

@@Natibebe awh I Hope so. Thank you very much!

[@kaitlynashley2197]

@@moonshine8821 hey!! Hope you’re doing well ❤️ time heals everything!

[@caterinabierti6339]

Is this the start of the Chuck E. Cheese saga? Love hearing Ethan talking about when he’s going to bring his child, now he’s the future owner of an LA franchise opening!

[@melrose8213]

Okay well now I just think Shane wanted an excuse to film kids

[@thisgirlisnoone]

😒 he is not an actual pedophile

[@vic7602]

@@thisgirlisnoone what is the definition of an actual pedophile for you??

[@thisgirlisnoone]

@@vic7602 if a pedophile had his mass following, there should be actual sexual assault allegations but there arent. The only things he did were on camera. Like when he kissed the fangirl, which was exetremly inappropriate and wrong. But that is not the same as being an actual pedophile. There are channels WAYYYY smaller that have dozens of actual allegations off screen. Not shane tho, who had over 20 mil subs. Yall are just taking something that is bad and making it wayyyy worse than it is.

[@vic7602]

@@thisgirlisnoone i don’t think that this is a correct way of thinking because i think you’re argument is backwards. it’s BECAUSE he has a big platform that his actions are defended by thousands of people like you who excuse and minimize his actions. if he’s brave enough to do all of those things on camera, imagine all of the things that he’s done off camera, not that i’m making any accusations, it’s just something to think about.

[@genericname8727]

@@thisgirlisnoone he admitted in an interview to having tried to sleep with a KZbinr who was 15. He’s also publicly solicited and distributed cp. The fact everyone knew about it and did nothing doesn’t mean he’s not what he is..

[@Kcoolin]

1:27:27 is when my earphones got unplugged and my class heard ethan say, "drinking my own urine."

[@LavalleeKidKash]

I feel like this entire podcast Ethan slowly desents further and further into madness and Hila and Ian let him go deeper.

[@dayneramirez6583]

No script this is Ethan unchained Ethan unleashed

[@glipgloppapi9959]

Would you say this is Ethan....off the rails

[@captaingatorgirl6892]

I used to work at a big food chain, and you would be shocked to know how often the machines and equipment get cleaned. Recycling pizza just doesn't sound as terrible as using dirty ass machines. Like I can see Chuck's recycling pizza.

[@thanoskod]

One of my friends is working at a pizza place. He told me to never order pizza from there lmao

[@lestermeganice]

So you actually think that all the employees at Chuck-e-cheese are in on this big scam? What a dumbass

[@lovetogiggle1o1]

Nicole Ashley B no for real. like I’ve worked in restaurants where we have like a 97-98 health rating and yet half of the dishes still came dirty out of the wash

[@kranx2690]

Worked in food service almost my entire life shits gross

[@taijutsugal]

lestermeganice I mean a lot of fast food employees don’t give a shit especially if it’s how things are run. Like working at a fast food place and faking the temperature logs for the hot holding units. It’s technically a health hazard but people do it. It’s not that far fetched.

[@anniemartinNJ]

I'd rather watch a 2 hour video than wait a week to watch a 6 part video

[@sagecash1442]

I always think that, but then I never find the 2 hours to watch...

[@anniemartinNJ]

@@kingyeayea397 I honestly don't understand what you just wrote.

[@kingyeayea397]

@@anniemartinNJ I'm basically saying ur right . That is Def everyone's preference . BUT the stupid "algorithm" these people who have made this dam video platform a career on have to do it all stupid to maintain relevancy and best the thought police + the I will show ur videos robot aka Algorithm .

[@slayerficated]

@@kingyeayea397 oh yeah yeah!

[@Agape1992]

And then there’s no conclusion at the end of the 6 part series.

[@Undefeated24]

Who else thinks Ethan should get the “smoke the weed song” proffessionally recorded and produced?

[@paracaue]

Me

[@ratgod9123]

That actually went hard

[@AndrewEngram]

alex castillo my favorite part

[@shaletotin2413]

Nah he probably get copyrighted

[@Undefeated24]

Yeah fr😂

[@ofthemtn]

Me: F Ethan, an intellectual: E#

[@prakharkumar1659]

Thank you. I was looking for this.

[@tomanizetic8375]

Hila the Iluminati : F# flat

[@pandellion]

Tbh the episode shouldve been called the musical episode it was the best part imo

[@1970DAH]

stealing Hila's joke

[@talii3110]

Points Ethan and Hila made about Shanes video are fair and make sense. Not hate at all. People here need to chill. It's pathetic.

[@angiet7380]

No, they make no sense. Opinions rarely make sense

[@dontwatchmyvideos4061]

@billythekid128 let it go Billy, their profile picture is of a 13yr old girl; it's useless to argue against a Shane Dawson fan.

[@mori5271]

Because that pizza theory isnt utter bs and easily debunked? same with the ai that was his second segment...its fucking dumb

[@melissinha73]

I agree. I was disappointed that no one brought up these points before. I’m talking people who have previously provided objective observations and Ethan is just making plain obvious observations. Thanks to Ethan for just being honest.

[@lukasmikalsen6471]

theese fools spent 7 S E V E N minutes talking about farts

[@naomii5482]

Best seven minutes of my life

[@matthewgibson991]

@@naomii5482 they need to make an entire podcast talking about Ethan's vegan farts describe the smell better describe the feeling then do the same for his farts after Papa John's with Pepsi Maxx then after eating Chinese or a full English breakfast. Would be the best podcast ever 😂

[@kiwihue]

okay and

[@EditorDan]

Serious topics require more discussion

[@spudruckus7297]

He could have Ian create a PowerPoint.

[@andrewpilimaitulua1893]

Ethan makes a joke about music and says E# F

[@ugsdit5296]

i mean if you arent a musician its a common mistake

[@babyfacefromthesouth9922]

UGSDIT very true

[@XanderYTV]

E#'s in the chat

[@ddddmegadddd]

F: *am i a joke to you*

[@rxshawty710]

I mean it was not disclosed what key we were in e # is legit.

[@ro9062]

Ethan is so funny in this podcast! That 10am start is a definite thing.

[@papaboove5997]

agust dead I agree!!

[@anjelicawebster6123]

"you talk about your fart like it's liquid or something." I cried laughing.

[@aaroneusjames2342]

that whole conversation was golf.

[@aaroneusjames2342]

golf?

[@aaroneusjames2342]

gold.

[@elmike3112]

I read it at the exact same time she said that

[@Djzommer1]

your sense of humour is trash

[@missapples7307]

hearing about the family and Hila's struggle with the cancer treatment options was so heartbreaking. I had no idea it was just an awful struggle with chemo, I kind of just thought it was the end all solution but its undesirable because of the hair part. I'm so sorry yall, I hope your dad is in a better place.

[@Not_CIA]

It does suck when someone dies of cancer, but honestly because of the personal attachment the assessment is a bit off. Cancer death rates are at an all time low due various treatment options. It's more hopeful for people to understand there is a high chance cancer is not a death sentence in a majority of cases.

[@rhiannon8522]

my grandma was so weak that chemo would have killed her faster than the actual cancer so she got on hospice and we gave her morphine for the pain and we tried our best to make her happy and comfortable as possible

[@weimaramerica4763]

it was extremely irresponsible for them to trash chemo just because it didnt work for their dad. I feel for hila's loss but that is no excuse to endorse people refusing health care. it may not have worked for you but chemo has saved many many lives and should not be called barbaric ans you should not wish that it did not exist

[@tedpabst5997]

It does depend alot on the scenarios, the real problem with chemo is that its a pretty old treatment (by modern standards) and we have yet to really find anything better than just poisoning your body in the hopes that it kills the cancer before it kills you. But to be fair to the doctors, its their job to try and cure you with anything they can, and unfortunately chemo is just the most effective way of getting rid of cancer thats been medically approved

[@Haggard3152]

Chemo saved me when I was 2 so yeah that whole point was weird for me and I strongly disagree with the idea that it's not a solution, it depends so much on the situation and person affected. My thoughts are with them for their loss though and I feel for them.

[@Ryan-tr7hy]

The titles of these classic videos kills me everytime. Truly hilarious.

[@Arcade_gamerr]

Normally I'd never watch a 2 hour long video but with Shane because they're filmed so well and like a documentary I love it.

[@chas-kl3ql]

This video in itself is actually over two hours long

[@jaypowell7362]

Same. Movies and documentaries are 2 hours long and no one complains. But because Shane is on KZbin, people are upset that it's that long lol so stupid

[@vheataylorsyorkies7215]

Yeah I'm like more Shane to love? I'm down. Who complains that a content creator is giving you too much good content? H3 fans I guess...

[@atticusguillory7018]

Taylor Cox what fuckin H3 fan complained about the length? H3 did in this podcast that’s not us lmao

[@dontblockthebox]

It's really not but ....

[@kylie8563]

Idk how they do it, but when I worked at a pizza restaurant you definitely just cook it as one lol like it takes the same amount of time to cook. If it’s half and half or whatever you just top it that way. It would be very cost inefficient to cook two pizzas then put them together so it’s just weird

[@seal7224]

Say the place is about to get busy and the kitchen prepares one pepperoni one sausage, and one cheese just so they can be fast. Say someone orders half cheese half sausage. They could cut them up. Obviously this would not be cost effective during a slow time, but during a rush it is cheap

[@BeyondBrii]

If they sell by the slice and they sell oldest to newest, they could be taking all slices made earlier and combining with slices made more recently so there’s never any slice that wasn’t made semi-recently

[@EvanSawyer4]

I understand why the would do it but then they are lying. Just advertise as “ready made” like little caesar’s rather than made to order.

[@nataliew6375]

BeyondBrii I didn’t think about them possibly selling pizza by the slice. That would make a lot more sense

[@patrickmcannally9460]

I worked at pizza hut for awhile and that's how we did it. Literally no pizza place shoves two different pizzas together to make a half and half

[@DarthVantos]

Laying in bed with Ethan sounds like an absolute nightmare.

[@UjiQuji]

DarthVantos good thing Hila is taking one for the team ey?

[@matthewsonnega7171]

S M E L L O G R A M

[@Daniel-mi4er]

Please don't discriminate against the autistic.

[@nergidante6438]

joan.wav o wait

[@DavidSmith-ul6hv]

@@cazcaleando nice

[@luis-uy8hf]

1:14:14 the chuck e cheese impression was 👌

[@jessicamessicaYT]

I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@electric_experience]

H3 Podcast #104 - ETHAN UNCHAINED Also, no sarcasm, I love your hat and shirt combo today, Ethan

[@kaitlyn2659]

you did it... “ off the rails”

[@SFVone]

As I understand it, Chuck E Cheese sells by the slice as well. Issue solved.

[@metroact]

Places that sell by slice dont cook by the slice

[@brightstarlit]

Google One yeah but if they sell by the slice there are left overs

[@Terriblegolfer16]

Allen Oberhem ya and those go to other pizzas Einstein

[@victoriaw.2768]

No, they don't.

[@letswatchnow3293]

Most of them offer buffet so yes, they could easily "frankenstein" those pizza slices into ordered pizzas.

[@thisisrenee1411]

HILA IS GLOWING OML WHAT A BRIGHT GODDESS

[@levisenz9088]

This is Renee hula looks like shit as usual

[@angiet7380]

She is absolutely radiant

[@levisenz9088]

Jake D she doesn’t have an opinion on anything. She just giggles and says “yea” once in a while.

[@meggiemegggs]

“There’s a fight here at Chuck E Cheese. There’s people punching. I need cops. I need a ambulance. I need everything”

[@ragtag000]

i would be sad if shane’s video was under an hour

[@microwavetrash2501]

same. Its nice to have alot of content to watch.

[@AlexMor0406]

Hila saying, "I cannot relate" is everything!

[@user-wo3yd5ke4s]

Watch Chuck E. Cheese’s pizzas start coming out looking like normal pizzas now. Damage control

[@lindseyp3297]

you probably wont see this..but just found out about you guys from the issue with trisha..and im so happy! and now im gonna go back and watch as many of these podcasts as time will allow.. really love you and your wife! you crack me up.. keep up the good work :)

[@watab]

Lindsey P i found them from trisha too and im doing the same thing

[@zachtooill]

What a trip to start h3 from the beginning... you’re in for a treat. I’m jealous.

[@cmsoktis]

It's annoying that the majority of comments on this video are about Shane and his video... before watching the podcast fully I read a few comments (all shitting on h3h3) expecting Ethan and Hila to irrationally tear Shane's video apart but they offered their opinion and praised him for making the long content interesting.. Why are you all so mad

[@Cofeeman911]

Shane's cultists think that you can't critique anything Shane does.

[@snapperhd]

Julius Beržinis the biggest irony is that Shane’s cultists are the one that shit talk him more than anyone else. I would know, I’m a huge Shane fan. I’m not a toxic person

[@donovanofarrell3986]

People are mad because they called Shane out for possibly misrepresenting the Chuck E. Cheese story as conspiracy when there are hundreds of reasonable explanations. They’re not wrong, but people are upset nonetheless.

[@MrSen4lifE]

@@snapperhd I mean, if you have to tell everyone you're not toxic...

[@chollysa7777]

Am I the only one who enjoyed the podcast... just me.. 😢 I actually really enjoy Ethan and Hilas company and light banter.

[@btbwilkinson]

It has 14,000 likes, dipshit. You CLEARLY aren't the only one who enjoyed it.

[@9iovas]

Ben Wilkinson hahaha

[@Emgeho]

Some people seem so surprised the whole video isn't about what's in the title, like they've never listened to the podcast before.

[@OnceUponTheseDays]

It's probably Shane Dawson fans who clicked for the thumbnail and weren't impressed with Ethan's take on his conspiracy feature length film. I watch both content creators, it's fine for people to have opinions (including the viewers) so meh.

[@chollysa7777]

@@btbwilkinson Hahaha you got me there.

[@Itsthatforeignchic]

I love that his conspiracy theories are long , I get that for someone like you guys is too long . As some who’s worked in the food industry I know it seems crazy to you guys but some restaurants do that I’m not saying Chuckee is but you will be shocked where my friend worked they use to save fries lol PLEASE GET SHANE BACK ON THE PODCAST

[@seanceknowles2911]

Sarushca I knew it. I’ve read a lot of people tweeting about having to do this. None from Chuck E Cheese but like places that have salsas and chips and fries stuff like that 🤢

[@DriscolDevil]

@@seanceknowles2911 Yup, you read it online so it is true.

[@Itsthatforeignchic]

Daddy Dan Is Here! Yes it’s true lol I get that it’s hard to believe this to some people

[@Itsthatforeignchic]

Vilesentry I didn’t read it online I’ve seen it lol you don’t have to believe it enjoy your fries and salsa

[@DriscolDevil]

@@Itsthatforeignchic so it is true but you never reported any of these places? If that was true, that means you just admitted to a crime here. Odd that you don't seem concerned...

[@mandelaaffected9255]

I worked at Chuck E. Cheese restaurants from my late teens up into my mid 20s and I just have to say there just isn't enough damn space in the kitchen to have any kind of stockpile of pre-made pizza. If you want half pepperoni and half sausage we don't Frankenstein two half pizzas together, we just put pepperoni on half of it and sausage on the other half (that's why 9 times out of 10 at least 1 of your sausage slices has that little sliver of pepperoni.) That would take more time and effort and lead to way more waste than making the pizza to order. The dough is prepped and panned to proof in batches according to what the GM estimates the shifts sales are going to be. A batch might look something like: 66 large, 44, medium, 20 small, 35 individual. It only takes 5 and a half minutes for a pizza to go through the oven and it's big enough that you can easily stagger a new one onto the conveyor belt every 30 seconds or so. The reason the pizzas look the way they do, I'm fairly positive, is a combination of two things. 1: We're often pretty shitty at the process of sliding the pizza off of the mesh screen it goes through the oven on and onto the cutting block, and then back off of the cutting block into the serving tray it gets delivered on. We'll often try to fix it by pulling or pushing pieces in and out a bit to make it look more presentable and more often than not we'll actually end up making it worse but at a certain point you just have to send it out because there are pizzas pilling up on the oven behind you and if you don't get to cutting the ones in the middle are gonna get burnt to shit. And 2: I feel like they obviously manipulated those slices in order to make it look like that... Around 1:08:36 in the video we see a large pepperoni next to a large cheese, which look fine to me (not sure what he's pointing at.) Then at 1:08:57 we see what looks to me like the previous 2 pizzas were cut in half and mixed together. Here is the closest possible to any kind of pizza reuse you could have reasonably expected during my pretty close to 10 years there: Say you order a sausage, olive, and bell pepper pizza and the dumb ass in the kitchen forgets to put your olives on. Instead of making you a new pizza from scratch we're probably gonna toss some olives and a pinch of extra cheese and bell pepper onto it and stick it straight into the last quarter of the oven so it goes through just enough to warm those new ingredients up. I'll go a step further actually and admit that I can recall a time that we ended up with one too many fully cooked plain cheese pizzas and converted into a supreme with extra cheese that the party dad fucking raved about on his way out the door. Finally... And I know I'm going on a rant here, but as previously mentioned I spent damn near 10 years working for um and I clicked on this video hoping to hear something about the actual good conspiracies that might be/ probably are true. This is weak sauce. But anyways, unless things have changed since I left (and I doubt they have) there haven't been pitchers at Chuck E. Cheese restaurants since like the mid 90s. There is a large and a small beer which I'd estimate from memory to be 24oz and 16oz and they definitely aren't cheap. We have to scan your id for the system to allow us to sell you a beer, and the system will only sell you something like 2 beers an hour. There's plenty of over-drinking that happens there, but it's usually parents sneaking in bottles and mixing that into their unlimited soda refills or drinking beer in the parking lot. And really finally this time... As far as them getting in: those aren't security guards at the "kid check" area, they are teenagers making minimum wage. The whole thing is just for show anyways... you telling me you spent a whole day at Chuck E. Cheese and didn't wash your hands once? We pretend we're reading those numbers but it's often more like "kids got ink on his hand and he isn't screaming, let him through."

[@bearcenteno3223]

Wait hold on. Let me take a breath here, what conspiracies do you hint at?! I need some inside info here! F shane dawson I’m tryin to hear it from someone that worked for the company for ten years! This is wild. Please share, I beg of you haha

[@43MinutesWithJamieRose]

Mandela Affected I read your entire comment hoping for you to go into some conspiracy theories. Tell us some por favor.

[@IllyaKaliyev]

Your fart problem could be the result of your body being not adapted to your new diet. It can take some time to develop correct gut bacteria.

[@fiarusgaming3420]

Illya Kaliyev This is total bullshit. Why do you people comment on shit you don’t understand? It’s happening because when you can’t digest certain foods, like cellulose, your body ferments it and in the process creates methane as a byproduct. News flash, humans are omnivores, not herbivores.

[@i.i.iiii.i.i]

@@mikeycrackson I don't eat much meat but when I do eat a lot at once my stomach goes crazy as well ... And the shit smell gets insane xD

[@maja2143]

This! My stomach was a little bit rumbly the first 1-2 months being a vegan. Now a year later my stomach feels better than ever :)

[@oliviasmith8238]

@@fiarusgaming3420 Actually people just need time to adjust to any diet. A lot of people have this problem with weird stuff happening with new food or diets. Also he wasn't just talking about veganism because any diet can do that.

[@NectarFromARose]

Bizarre - I'm the other way around. The second I consume meat/dairy I'm fuuuucked and i didn't notice any issues when I was transitioning to a more plant-based diet. But equally, my mom got the other end of the stick. Bodies are weird guys, just do what makes you feel the best lol

[@lizziedrescher9769]

I do not like the new layout of Shane's conspiracy videos. Just do 3 separate videos on 3 separate topics. It's much easier to watch for me.

[@rhiannon8522]

Elizabeth Allen or at least in one video and put it all together

[@fuccingdye]

Then write that on Shane's shit wtf lol

[@lizziedrescher9769]

True true.. I will

[@josh44026]

Amen sir

[@mollyryan5381]

Same

[@jeremybasset9041]

I'm back again! And I will return if I have to, to tell Ethan he needs to GET *THEO VON* on the podcast!! TigerBelly, Yes, Bobby Lee's podcast! literally replied to my last comment, saying _"Hit me up if you need contact info"_ If it got the attention of TigerBelly, then for Christ's sake! We can get Ethan's attention! Make this the most liked post again!!!

[@orphanrug3876]

who tf theo von lol

[@louskunt125]

@@orphanrug3876 He's your dad.

[@l1mewaxer]

But babbies want youtube pranksters

[@OPAIK]

Jeremy Basset relax bro. Take a break from KZbin even

[@lateblume4208]

I was thinking about this all day. Im curious about howd theyd work together

[@crr2514]

Ethan’s rap I’m cryyyyying. Hila must always be entertained at home 😭

[@asouza12]

Some of Shane’s fans thought that Ethan was saying it was bad and yeah some people were being rude but in my opinion I think the podcast and Shane’s videos are equally interesting, yes they are different but not so much. For instance Shane talks about conspiracies and Ethan talks about news or trends. But they both sometimes talk about relevant things that everyone is talking about. Shane didn’t overreact he just wasn’t expecting the pizza to be weird shaped. Shane even tweeted saying he wasn’t expecting it, he thought the pizza would be fine and he could laugh about it. Again this is my opinion so please don’t drag me.

[@sodurtydandy]

Anne DIY Shane overreacts to everything but I still love him lol

[@victoriaprincelopes2198]

1:40:12 i'm crying laughing with tears at Ethan's *weed song*

[@irisfainberg7623]

Ethan's dance was priceless

[@curbyouraccountsiasm2369]

We hotbox the kid’s room when we smoke da weed!

[@RICCSALAZAR]

dude you kinda look like hila

[@victoriaprincelopes2198]

@@RICCSALAZAR aha people tell me that i look like Hila, i dig that compliment UwU

[@Emma-gs1zk]

my favorite part of any podcast

[@bartman1915]

I'm waiting for Ethan's rap career debut album. "Pizza" ft Post Malone

[@ShadowDipper]

You know the podcast is a good one when half way in they're asking if its fun or a mess... Love you guys, keep up the great work!

[@lilys226]

Cocaine ruins your brain aye, Please don’t do cocaine aye.

[@GoldieXBL]

lil chub n bump never hurt ya

[@freescreech7392]

Crayon sized lines and Jack Daniels

[@Force-hiddenmasquerade]

Am I the only one in this thread who gets the reference

[@MR_GOOD_LIFE]

Hidden Masquerade The white chlorine giving you the depression

[@lilys226]

Hidden Masquerade ~ y e s ~

[@KozahMiek]

oh gosh, Chuck E. Cheese was so scary for me on my birthday as a kid, when that rat would creep up behind me I would always burst into tears

[@1970DAH]

Always? You mean your parents took you back year after year in spite of your terrified experience?

[@KozahMiek]

@@1970DAH hahah, yeah, it was their ritual

[@brsmax]

Mike Iervolino ...and the rat repeatedly "creeped up behind you" even after seeing you consistently burst into tears?

[@KozahMiek]

@@brsmax every birthday, it's what they're supposed to do, old school Chuke E Cheese was a horror house, the animatronics on the stage were always broken, too. but the pizza was good!

[@Somewhereslump]

@@KozahMiek went there so many times for other kids birthday when I was young but somehow dont even remember the mascot ever being around me.

[@EthanKleinScat]

Ending 2021 by revisiting the catalog 💜

[@Elias07070]

We need a new vape nation video smoke da weed version

[@cronicallyinsane1767]

we just watched it but it was in podcast form

[@TylerSmith-mg7ps]

The amount of salt from Shane's fandom is unreal

[@Lifesizemortal]

Middle schoolers are typically very sensitive

[@gmoney9469]

Tyler Smith I thought you were joking but holy shit lol

[@alex_jw]

I'd say I'm a bigger h3 fan than Shane fan, but you gotta admit that not watching the full video, as well as complaining about the video length on an equally long podcast ain't hot. I was ready to defend h3 in the comments but Shane fans kinda have a point.

[@gmoney9469]

Alex Wilson I agree to a degree, but I’d say there is a bit of a difference between a podcast and what’s practically a documentary. I feel one is easy listening and the other demands your full attention.

[@TylerSmith-mg7ps]

Ethan also stated that he thought that the content of Shane's video could've been condensed to a quarter of that. The difference is one is a PODCAST, a longer format type of media, whereas Shane's is a KZbin video series. The subject matter of his video also seemed to be not serious enough for him to attempt to cover 2 hours worth, or however long he spent on the C.E.C segment

[@dangerousd1312]

Why are these teenagers mad about them talking about shane lol

[@Lifesizemortal]

Because millennials need their gay mythbuster superhero

[@dangerousd1312]

@@Lifesizemortal these kids never watched x files and never heard of conspiracies

[@Rawrieatjoox3]

Im sure not all of his viewers are teenagers.

[@Terriblegolfer16]

Null 16 and under lol

[@angiet7380]

@@Lifesizemortal Shane fans aren't millennials, they're gen X or Yers, you stupid fuck

[@noyou4130]

Ethan: "Can we eat pizza tonight?" Hila: "No."

[@bunniecakes5506]

Rewatching old episodes is the best 😎

[@robhenry4197]

4:26 You both said 'thank you' in unison and it harmonized beautifully

[@sandman2534]

Idlywild Music I noticed that as well

[@highasduck5282]

I love both H3 and Shane. They're both funny, they're both so humble and awesome, they both have wonderful families and are both so kind hearted.

[@littlestpope]

How about now

[@joshuag6847]

Yo there’s alcohol everywhere at Disney World lol. There’s beer in the Germany area, Margaritas in Mexico lmao

[@ClaayK]

Craz to think how long I’ve been watching the podcast.

[@EscapePlanSkateboarding]

🎵 "Smoke da weed brotha!!" 🎵 🤦‍♂️😂🤣

[@justhellbound4206]

I was eating cereal at that part and nearly choked from laughing too hard

[@Fixepedia]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@beanpwnz]

Hardest I've laughed in a while.

[@EhlistarsWrath]

Can we get a time stamp?

[@curbyouraccountsiasm2369]

Best part of the podcast!

[@piercecoady5420]

Ethan is so funny. One of the best podcasts I've found, hands down! Keep it up, you guys!

[@erynkeller7212]

My mom had her first chemo treatment a week ago. She has stage 4 cancer. I feel the same way kinda. Why suffer worse if it doesn't help. She has a 17% chance of making it. Thank you for sharing your thoughts on it because I felt guilty about not wanting her to do it.

[@slydakota8143]

Eryn Keller : I hope you and your family end up okay throughout and after this awful situation ❤️ Stay Strong

[@erynkeller7212]

@@slydakota8143 thank you 🥰 she just had round 2 chemo today and started radiation too. The tumor broke her pelvis tho ☹️ we're praying

[@Ana-ls8rh]

Did she make it?

[@erynkeller7212]

Still fighting

[@Ana-ls8rh]

@@erynkeller7212 I'm glad to hear that

[@greghayes1588]

I think this is my favourite podcast ever. Peak h3

[@corim20]

Honestly, Good bits I like to relisten to this pod

[@Akakiba15]

bro so true about water, not a chemo patient but i had gastric surgery and literally it was months before i could handle drinking water it just felt like literal acid in my system for some reason, probably something to do with the chemicals in treated waters but it was horrible. juice was the only thing i could handle

[@x2DxNoodlexFanx]

shane makes it clear that these are conspiracies, tho...people want that instant gratification mixed with a little mob mentality and voila u have a social media pizza mess. i think they do what you said by taking two halves maybe leftover and put them together but not leftovers from tables

[@Patch_616]

zebosace is it cool if I name my band “The Social Media Pizza Mesa”

[@HnTr_VDH]

Well where do the halves come from? And there’s definitely more pieces out of shape than for a half, more like sixths

[@kalebsok2947]

x HnTr VDH x they sell by the slice and you could customize pizzas. Not every pizza is all mixed and matched but if it’s rush hour to save time you’ll probably get a mixed of slices since they have premade pizzas on the heating lamp waiting to be cut. This repeats and your result is a lot of mixed slices. Them using leftovers from a table is absurd.

[@throwaway1743]

@@kalebsok2947 This. It's obvious that many of those pizzas were a mishmash of slices from a bunch of different pizzas, but the leap from that to "they used leftover pizzas" is waaaaaay too large and completely unfounded. They probably separate them out for the single slice orders, then haphazardly combine them for full orders. Obviously piss-poor presentation, but nobody's going to Chuck E Cheese's for quality

[@victoriaw.2768]

@@throwaway1743 I dont think chuck e cheese sells single slices though.

[@smellynoely6591]

I really like when Ethan says something really weird and there is a really awkward pause. It makes me laugh every time

[@156eri]

Ethan!!! Noooo! What you said about fevers isn’t true. With some infections, your immune system is activated by the bacteria/virus to increase the body’s “set temperature.” Normally, this is 98.5F. Once your body has the new, higher set temp - 101F or higher - your body reacts to your normal, healthy temp as though it were a too-cold temp. You feel cold! You shiver to warm up, and your instinct is to increase your temp. You should not take a cold shower to lower your temp, but a fever-reducing NSAID, like ibuprofen, is a good idea.

[@yodawg4153]

Yea hes kind of the king of false ideas :P

[@Ida-Adriana]

NSAIDs such as Ibuprofen are not recommended for suspected Covid-19 infection though, paracetamol is better.

[@mlilima]

Ive heard that your body temperature goes up, because the heat helps killing the bacteria

[@LB-ou8wt]

mlilima true. But sometimes things get out of hand and it causes seizures and brain damage. High fevers are not to be messed with.

[@lenorapacious9178]

I had a lottttttt of fevers when I was a kid. I had a 106 fever a few times in my life... Ice baths saved my life. As I got a little older I learned how to bring my fevers down on my own by wrapping ice/cold compresses on the wrists and around the neck and head, and then alternating with a blankets to induce sweating. Worked every time

[@ivanherrera3938]

Don't mess with Chuck E. That ain't no Child's Play.

[@killerpi22a]

I see what you did there

[@felixgarcia2184]

39:36 was the peak of the song , hearing her say that is hilarious.

[@EhlistarsWrath]

Felix Garcia awww- awww- awww- aww- awww-

[@EhlistarsWrath]

Yawwww

[@nat6429]

DYING laughing at the opening convo ohmygodd 😂😭

[@nathan-fh8hp]

I haven't watched one of these in a little while but I honestly love how happy you guys look

[@skiefdabes]

How much weed ya got? A lot

[@johannesbrahms1655]

8:58 Ethan with those enharmonic shoutouts.

[@subversed]

Ethan's Rasta voice sounds more like Ugandan Knuckles

[@BovineSweats]

What a way to start a podcast .... lmao

[@onefishtwofish7319]

I just applied to Gucci public relations based solely on the fact that I am black. Let's see where this goes, Bros.

[@phantomarchive]

Howd it go

[@onefishtwofish7319]

@@phantomarchive about as well as trying to get any job that pays you more than radishes after highschool. Not good.

[@reneeleese]

One Fish Two Fish did you get anywhere with this?

[@unclejohnnytv5450]

Lol right on bro

[@stephanothecat7743]

21:00 you should look at pictures of bts before they debuted, they’re just regular korean dudes. makeup, hair dye/style/care and a workout routine can change a person right around

[@andreagonzales7436]

And plastic surgery

[@loonaticlori]

@@andreagonzales7436 actually none of the bts members got plastic surgery. You can tell they look exactly how they did as kids, only with better skin and makeup and fancy clothes

[@andreagonzales7436]

@@loonaticlori are you dumb lmaooao how df are you koreaboos so closed minded? Its obvious they did

[@loonaticlori]

@@andreagonzales7436 no need to be rude first of all :) second of all, please google pics of them during the years, theres a lot of them, and make up your opinion based on that, instead of randomly going by your assumptions of what korean pop culture is to you. Just because you might dislike them or dislike what they do/stand for doesn’t mean you’re allowed to spew lies without research. You can literally tell when people get plastic surgery. They did not, simple as that. And even if they did, that wouldn’t be an issue, they have the money so good for them, but they didnt!

[@andreagonzales7436]

@@loonaticlori no cus idgaf abt them pls stop being obsessed they dont even know you exist 😿😿

[@justinbutler7169]

It's funny that Ethan specifically thought of "E#" as his note of choice... Since there is no such thing lol

[@wharfrat5524]

E# is just F lol

[@VpioTv]

E# is recognized as its own note. It's the enharmonic equivalent of F natural - meaning that the two notes sound the same, but can function very differently depending on its musical context

[@justinbutler7169]

@@VpioTv Ah I did not know that, thanks!

[@cellblocknine5385]

Justin Butler Sure there is.

[@tomanizetic8375]

Wharf Rat No its F# flat dummy

[@MrAwsome697]

"You wanna talk about Ja Rule?" *continues vibrator noises*