Shanes Worst Conspiracy Theory Yet

[@bluetiger2468]

You know Shane is out of touch with reality when he thinks people working at Chipotle cares about saving money for a giant corporation. Chipotle employees don't make more money if they give customers less food.

[@cheddarurchin3844]

Yeah they risk getting fired

[@becca5510]

I know someone(NOT ME *for legal reasons*) that put 11 nuggets in every 10 piece McNuggets for years. Cost that restaurant probably a solid $20 😎

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@becca5510you are a beautiful person, thank you as someone who loves that 11th nugget

[@mayowhishes]

​@@becca5510 lol they keep their jobs though !

[@DranaTheRana]

TRYNA STRIKE A CHORD AND IT’S PROBABLY A MINOR 🗣️🗣️

[@kristentennapel2544]

These comments are killing me 😂

[@beans222uwu]

WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP

[@catwawaland]

​@@beans222uwu IMMA DO MY STUFF 😼😼

[@Thethreerobloxhoes]

@@catwawalandWAPWAPWAPWAP

[@Aaaaahellokitty]

HSHFGSJAHAVAHAVAHA

[@KIIB0]

The way Shane can't take accountability for being wrong about something even with his own partner is extremely telling

[@KIIB0]

He cared enough to try to shut Ryland down but as soon as Rypand starts to google the answer Shane decides "I don't care oh my godddd".. eugh..

[@sonofsappho]

Ryland’s “you really think they’re out here scammin’ in these streets?!,” Is the twink version of tiktok bird lady’s “im finna be in the pit.”

[@thebusinesswoman23]

Good comparison actually, yes. 😅

[@please_im_a_staaar]

Why are his "conspiracies" always about foods and brands? It's all so inconsequential to anybody who's life doesn't entirely revolve around hyper consumerism like Shane's does. We are witnessing what happens to humans when they have a lot of disposable passive income and no hobbies. Just spiraling into madness and delusion. This man truly believes he lives in the 1984 novel, but if it was purely about overpriced garbage and food.

[@summeristheworst478]

There not all about food💀

[@rolyatinsonia]

@@summeristheworst478 hence the ‘and brands’

[@cheddarurchin3844]

That's a KZbinr for ya they all do it

[@wickedshit78]

that’s content to u brodie

[@moatrboat]

Rich people are brain dead

[@eliasknack7291]

the way that after any of them say anything they will desperately look around the room to see if the other ppl around them approved of what they just said. honestly giving me flashbacks to being an unsure high schooler

[@justinedaniel8350]

its giving david dobriks friend group with a millennial twist

[@dizzydotdingus]

Its funny how they didnt consider that fast food workers are rushed to get online orders out because its timed and also they dont give a shit if ur an influencer

[@katc2040]

I have to agree with shane saying somtimes theyll skimp bc theyll forget the extra chicken on my online orders alot which i understand but for some reason chipotle doesnt refund me or anything and i dont want to go in to complain lol

[@alifeeney572]

I used to work at chipotle for two years, we absolutely had an insane schedule. I had to be able to cut three boxes of bell peppers in 15 minutes and I did! It was insane.

[@paytonsme]

Humiliated himself fs

[@cr-nd8qh]

​@@alifeeney572haha hell yeah

[@spilledoatmilk]

1:20:42 Shane laughing his ass off at the idea of Ryland killing a bunch of disabled people bc he can’t take care of them anymore as if that shit doesn’t literally happen all the time.. this really disgusted me. Always nice to have a reminder that the world doesnt value my life as a disabled person so thanks Shane

[@Bloody_Corpses]

I agree and I'm also disabled

[@sonofsappho]

Felt

[@LeXyStAr77]

It's okay to be offended by a joke or a bit. Your feelings are valid. But if someone is offended doesn't make them right.

[@jordan-my2vl]

@@LeXyStAr77in this case the joke was clearly in the wrong??

[@Moonlight-řæven]

So fkn sensitive lmfao Jesus Christ

[@skyemurphy3228]

the part where they are shocked about having to stick the key in the car really got me. i fucking hate rich people! its all the most unrelatable content ever

[@MurronWright]

It reminds me of when rich people complained about not being able to go on holiday during the pandemic lol.

[@taestoessss]

Its like being fascinated by someone showing you their iPhone 8 home button, just shows how out of touch they are

[@Mr.SwizzleStick]

He may not be pregnant but he always delivers

[@kristentennapel2544]

Stop now omg 😂

[@gaychild7970]

i kinda wish i could get preggers... maybe in the next life

[@kul2130]

He may be pregnant tho.

[@SSett]

​@kul2130 He is pregnant for sure

[@Aaaaahellokitty]

Frrrr😂

[@mangoman6621]

chipotle is literally run by teenagers who make minimum wage they aren’t trying to scam anyone they’re trying to get orders out fast enough so they don’t get yelled at especially for the online orders

[@Nightstormshadow1]

*gasp* You're telling me a place where you watch them make your food, may make it differently if you watch them and can ask for more or not?? This is so dumb

[@xonlyy0u]

Shane is essentially a 10yo

[@gw6905]

you think they’re really out here scamming in these streets..

[@inquiry5961]

You think they’re really out here scamming in these streets 🤓

[@EmeraldQueen218]

@@inquiry5961??

[@KingOfGaymes]

I’m still in shock that Shame has kids now, the surrogate must’ve been super desperate for money if she saw his background and still went through with it

[@scipiodriver4076]

The surrogate was a fan of Shane’s

[@iCat4Ever]

SHAME!! I hope that’s on purpose

[@rubex8954]

The muted oh’s after they open the bowls and it’s literally the same exact portion is so fucking funny

[@FrogKing675]

If Shane and/or Ryland walked into any place I work I'd make sure he got scammed on principal

[@MurronWright]

I would go to the ends of the Earth to get him banned from the store.

[@d0ntwearit0ut]

“Erm just so you know I am an influencer 🤓☝️” “OK I’m a fast food worker!!! 😃😃 can you please get on with your order now”

[@amberdenae_]

Have any of these people worked an entry-level job?? Jfc, they're so out of touch that you can make this a drinking game

[@hah5494]

Would anybody work an entry level job if they didnt have to? Jfc it's almost like you're being dramatic and bitchy over nothing. And yes they have 😂😂

[@scipiodriver4076]

@@hah5494why are you so desperate to defend a predator?

[@erikaj4655]

fr the real problem here is how most fast food places pay minimum wage and treat you terribly so they cant keep employees for very long

[@hah5494]

@@scipiodriver4076 jake is a creepy fuck. He stalks shane to get views

[@hah5494]

@@JubbysDragons can't identify the actual predator

[@Lindseyisloony]

Drink every time Jake says "Insane"

[@tylerjameson6769]

See you in the hospital for alcohol poisoning 😂

[@treeheckler]

After hearing about how Shane and Ryland accidentally leave poop all around the house….im concerned for their housekeeper lol

[@SelenaStarzz]

As someone who worked fast food, we did not purposely under serve online. If anything we gave them more attention to get positive reviews to get more online orders….not that the workers get anything out of being busy on the onlines

[@Lucille_ili]

Poor camera guy has to laugh at shanes horrible one liners for his paycheck.

[@alyx_pookie]

if i was a chipotle employee and saw shane dawson i would automatically give him less food tbh

[@klemchowder1692]

like. there's nothing inherently WRONG with having a housekeeper. my cousins had one bc they had 2 young kids, and both worked full-time jobs. they had the disposable income that let them do that so they didn't have to do housework during what little time they had with their kids in the evening. their reasons weren't because they were too lazy to clean their diarrhea splatters themselves.

[@lilyfield2450]

yeah like it’s good to employ housekeepers! his trying to backtrack made me feel like he wants to seem more relatable though lol. even though he hasn’t been even mildly relatable in like 15 years

[@klemchowder1692]

little known fact: every Barnes and noble, Marshall's, target, and TJ Maxx employee is required to wear a diaper on shift because they're constantly dribbling shit uncontrollably because of the lights

[@xonlyy0u]

Don't forget the spray

[@klemchowder1692]

@@xonlyy0u can't forget the spray

[@cl6156]

It’s true - tjmaxx associate

[@vegasvalente5680]

"You are not trippin boo!"...I got war flashbacks...

[@catwawaland]

the moment he said that i quite literally passed away 🦭💔

[@redacted8824]

shanaynay was coming out

[@ZenithGhoul]

Rich people piss me off good lordddd

[@Bloody_Corpses]

Same

[@cyborgqueer]

we stan Ulani in this house

[@CJ-ht4rf]

35:25 Shane's face when he realizes Ryland IS actually gonna fact check his bullshit is priceless

[@PinkyStarlight]

The minivan bit pissed me OFF. it feels like a slap to the face… they are so out of touch it’s truly irritating.

[@nicollebek1757]

oo that minivan segment made me MADDD. the privilege that they have...

[@Enderception]

Jake calling a scale "drug-ware" because it uses grams instead of ounces is the most american thing I've seen this week

[@jemmalucille]

your shane dawson videos and lives are my favorite omfg

[@kaboo2570]

I’ve never ate at chipotle but can we talk about how the online orders in the examples STILL looks like a good amount of food??? Like I don’t think it’s a “skimpy” meal like it seems like enough to me 😭

[@catmerchant8699]

america moment

[@deepsea_12]

Restaurants probably pack less food for online to reduce them spilling during transit

[@mangoman6621]

the ppl who would profit off of “scamming” the customers aren’t even the ones making the food so…🤨

[@soopspoon]

I always forget his interns name is Spencer, so every time he says it I feel genuine fear in my bones

[@ihatemickiegee]

I can't fucking believe they didn't eat it

[@mst3kharris]

I’m continually astonished that these people think that what they’re saying is interesting or funny. It’s the conversational equivalent of hurling paint at the wall as fast as you can in no particular order without any kind of design or color scheme in mind and then insisting you’ve made art. What do they even think they’re establishing or proving?

[@xonlyy0u]

They're like dying laughing too?? Not even just a chuckle. Or nose snort?

[@shaybayyy333]

People being shocked and shook over INFLATION, they’re even the ones who voted for the reason inflation is so awful. Not a conspiracy, just the sad truth.

[@Key_1111]

You singing My Boo was the cutest thing!

[@thatstheqveen9000]

jake dancing is so cute

[@ihatemickiegee]

okay, didn't they all order different things though? I know some of the stuff was same online & irl but they were comparing one girl's burrito I think, to the intern dude's burrito, and he got EVERYTHING on his where she/whoever got ... not everything. of course it's going to be bigger and weigh more so I have no idea what is happening

[@CJ-ht4rf]

Forget Chipotle conspiracy theories, we've got tesla conspiracy theories here. I was literally sitting here watching Jake recount the cars shouting OMG WAIT I see it!!!

[@moatrboat]

I love that he somehow keeps adding people to his Idiot Posse and it gets progressively more and more annoying and stupid ALSO I love Jake dancing to no music 😂

[@Imjustagil]

i see dead people

[@lieselottekramer2302]

Don’t we all

[@luciadreaming9]

WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP

[@mac2040]

The start of this video was really top notch I love kendrick

[@Emdez]

Someone’s gotta get one of those chappel roan rubber duckies for nicole rafiee

[@hey.7sz]

This is so chaotic lmaoo 😭😂

[@LelynnsSquirrels]

did he take into account the fact that an extra tort weighs MORE??

[@sunnchilde_]

shane aside, this was such a fun stream

[@RawTimee]

1:47:07 DONT HURT EM JAKE!

[@catmerchant8699]

These Shane videos are my crack more please

[@tylerjameson6769]

“Everybody is such a fucking idiot” truer words have never been said, Jake. Lmfaooooo 😂💀💯

[@Hedorahstan71]

Jake is truly the human being of the century

[@Emotional-Support-Demon-Sarica]

Every time I go to Chipotle I get double meat if not triple me depending on how stingy they are I get rice both beans double or triple meat lettuce cheese salsa sour cream and I literally have meals for the entire week You just have to be sure you transfer it to another container or have multiple to go containers and keep it lid-side down because it will eat away through the paper bowl overnight especially if you put it in the refrigerator

[@catmerchant8699]

Do you know what a comma is , ↑ Have you seen this before?

[@glitterpillx]

“all food is like somewhat fine” 🫡

[@gz1413]

uber eats genuinely has great deals, i constantly randomly get 50% off food if my total is more than $20 or something similar to that

[@midnightmaidenx]

Yesss Jake do ya lil dance

[@Ioonatic]

cant wait for the cutout to arrive. yippie. great stream man, see you next time

[@catwawaland]

hello fellow orbit‼️😻😼

[@Eli-sq9rv]

I’m a simple man, I see 2 hours jake video, I binge

[@PotatoPig419]

I love how Shane’s like “is 133,000 miles a lot” he’s so out of touch it’s insane. My car has like 216,000 miles and she’s still going strong 😭 not all of us have the money to buy a brand new car with no miles on it

[@Valove693]

I was waiting for this 😭😭😭

[@gwendalynnhohman1089]

This made me get chipotle with Uber eats bc I’m hungry also had a 25$ off coupon

[@MissKeriKing]

1:29:09 ngl, I do vegetarian at chipotle because it's gristley and I am nuerodivergent with texture issues. I've tried multiple times and can't eat their meat without getting grossed out. 1:42:49 Most officers are armed...and sometimes they get chipotle on their breaks to eat bc chipotle gives them good discounts. 😂

[@voltron42o]

Did he really miss the Benz in the garage with the does wide open

[@alexisjewelllll]

42:40 mr. president, another plane is heading straight for the towers

[@rainbow_kittenz]

your glee after finding the Olivia Rodrigo clip made me audibly laugh out loud…your energy is infectious 😂

[@marianamauricio]

shane giving a shoutout to fred as if he didnt talk about wanting to sleep with him when fred/lucas was a teenager.... remember? shane literally bragged about creeping lucas out in an interview some years later... what a creep

[@maddisonnoble4787]

I used to look forward to shanes videos and now i look forward to jakes streams of shanes videos

[@AngeliqueElijah]

I'm actually offended Shane included Zackery Smigel's video in his ridiculous "theory" mess lol ZS video is an hour long non sensationalized video about only eating Chipotle for 30 days, and in a small section of it he included this tiktok theory; he also didn't bait and switch the orders when he tested the theory either lol

[@thewillandsaidieshow3273]

the food stinks like poverty

[@isabelabad4341]

Also idk how familiar Shane & co are with grams but one gram is a lot lighter than one ounce, so yeah it’s gonna look really bad in grams but the difference in ounces wouldn’t make an interesting video

[@Ilannajb]

Sitting down to watch this with a cucumber sandwich, feeling sophisticated, thank you Jake 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@danikawelch7829]

I find this hilarious because Chipotle is probably one of my favorite fast food places. Idk if I just have a really good Chipotle or what, but in store or pickup is pretty consistent. I hate having anything delivered, so everywhere is terrible😅

[@Swankyd00dles]

Why was this actually so funny. There was too much going on in Shane's video😭

[@rossini138]

I have that same cat tree and this is the first time I’ve seen a cat on it. (I have, obviohsly, seen two cats in the box)

[@TinglyTriggersASMR]

I love that you hate Shane. Just for that reason alone I will be Joining! ❤🎉 Love your vibe!

[@superdelusional3624]

2:13:09 that was fucking ruthless I have never seen someone so thoroughly mocked

[@secretformulathief910]

‼️Hey before you watch the video please enjoy this out of context clip 2:02 ‼️

[@thegrimlooper]

Me, a Rebecca…….. my first job was at McDonald’s in 2014. There was a guy who got an upgraded (for free) to large fry and a large drink. But then they came to the window, his girlfriend was driving, and saw the “upgrade” as first, a scam. Then she was convinced my manger was flirting with her boyfriend, so she threw his change, drink and fries back in through the window. Into my managers face and all over the other coworkers.

[@catmerchant8699]

jeezus christmas

[@_ifpanda_would]

May the binge continue, should've known when it was Dawson in the tn😂

[@ryanrovere4023]

Why is the thumbnail just three pictures of Shane?

[@jaqsre]

him still using Fred as a joke when Lucas (fred) has said that he was uncomfortable by Shane jokingly hitting on him as a minor is SICK. let it go and leave him alone old man🧍🏻

[@erikaj4655]

i love lucas this makes me so mad 😡

[@Medusa_The-Bard]

Worse thing is, he's not even that old 😭

[@Wired_User]

I wonder if he’s doing it on purpose BECAUSE Lucas said he doesn’t like it…

[@thebusinesswoman23]

Supposedly, due to the tiktok influence on Chipotle orders recently, some workers around the U.S. have reported signs in the back telling employees to overfill the orders if the customers have their phones out. 📱 If this is true, it's disgusting to think they are judging how much food they can allow their workers to dispense, simply depending on if the customer is going to publish the results or not. 😳

[@mayowhishes]

20:13 idk ab chipotle but i worked at taco bell and they did legit tell us to use smaller portions on delivery orders to save costs !!!!!!!!!! Im sure its not done by every store, but i promise you this is a thing that is done by greedy and complacent people !

[@Leblenlens]

Id hate a drive with them soooo fucking much

[@monkfruit2389]

It's easier to wrap a small burrito. It's that simple. easier to put the lid on when it's not overloaded on the bowls as well.

[@gz1413]

also not them saying 130k miles is a lot + my dodge is at 265k like that’s NOTHING for a dodge 😭

[@Em-gt5wr]

liked for the shane slander, stayed for the sick moves

[@Emotional-Support-Demon-Sarica]

5:44 For my own piece of wine so I don't have a full blown panic attacks I could really use your help by sending as current as possible photos of people.

[@shahar1958]

It doesn't prove anything. There are several employees in this place and it could be that everyone prepares it in a different way. They have time pressure and not every order will come out in the same quantity😂🙈

[@jojoadams3337]

I need a man to speak to me the way Jake speaks to his cat

[@beans222uwu]

ily no parasocio

[@Lilith23]

Don't forget the gwagon

[@notmason8662]

i used to work at chipotle, whenever you order though doordash they do give you slightly less then they would when you order from on the line, and thats mostly due to the influx of orders they need to quickly get done so some might have less some might have more. rather than you making it all yourself pretty much where you can ask for extra and stuff. also they never cook the chicken all the way so be cautious about that. i had to ask a fellow grill cook 3 freaking times to bring the chicken back because it was RAW!! and then bro got am attitude with me bc i asked him to take it back...

[@Ms.rachierach]

25:19 me when I watch Shane’s chipotle video

[@jennasessum5104]

Ryland is so going to be an almond mom

[@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744]

Too be fair. Shane is a friend of Jeffree Star. If you a Friend of him you has no chance too be a stable person.

[@OwnerofAtlantis]

I know its not that deep, but as someone who just finished a college course about how to properly do scientific experiments.... there are so many things wrong with this... It can't prove anything because it wasn't even done correctly