Watch 'SHARK NIGHT' with a Shark Scientist! (Movie Commentary & Reaction)

[@SHARKBYTES]

Big apologies for the edit on this one again guys. Universal Europe and some other fat cat completely blocked every single version I tried to upload in 99% of countries, only allowing those in Austria to watch...? So after the 5th attempt at trying to make it, this one finally got past the copyright block. I'd rather not have my mug blocking the entire screen for these movie commentaries, but if KZbin is going to block you from seeing them at all, then my mug will have to do. Hope you all still enjoy it! Kris

[@cazzey8569]

To be fair, half of the films you comment on I only watch cos you have done commentary 😂 I bet there's many others too!

[@punk24]

Kris you pronounce it just like this 2 lane 😂. Awesome show 😁

[@rottweilerfun9520]

No problem Kristian. It's all bueno.

[@noninoni9962]

No worries, we understand...

[@jasondavidson7398]

FIGHT AVNJ

[@sergarlantyrell7847]

I was more relieved that the dog survived than anyone else but the end.

[@matthall4222]

The bonk noise you’ve added for the cage fighting killed me loooool

[@SHARKBYTES]

😂😂 can’t resist

[@ShepherdsCreek]

I'm glad the dog lived!

[@sondretaylor2877]

"That's some impressive one-arm swimming!" Mate, that was sub-par three-arm swimming at best 😂 Great video as always!

[@SHARKBYTES]

Good point, should definitely have been using Maleek’s torn off arm as a an extra appendage

[@sondretaylor2877]

@@SHARKBYTES Sorry, out of the bad jokes in my head it was between that one and something about him facing his attacker as a well-armed man ☠️

[@Rigbycat123]

Shark can’t catch a guy one arm swimming but keeps pace with a jet ski 😂

[@rhinoxsaurus3560]

​@@Rigbycat123apparently that was a mako , not the bull shark But the bull shark couldn't catch a guy swimming slowly, but can move as fast as a speedboat

[@ayanamiayachanJ]

@@SHARKBYTESjust wondering if you would react to the movie Soul Surfer?

[@wildworld6264]

Always fun to see the movie commentaries. I have to say, for all the cheesiness this movie seems to have, I'm impressed by the variety of sharks shown. Seems like most movies pick one species and stick to it.

[@SHARKBYTES]

True we did get a bunch of different ones on show!

[@rottweilerfun9520]

Malik is one tough dude , most people would want to take a nap after a shark ripped their arm off .

[@SHARKBYTES]

I’d be a gonner tbf

[@kyze8284]

He really did do well... especially compared to whoever was driving that boat like a nim

[@grandadmiralzaarin4962]

Will you review 'The Reef' which was based on the survivor account of individuals stalked by a Tiger Shark off Australia after their fishing boat went down? The film changed the tiger shark to a Great White, but it's a very suspenseful film and doesn't have some kind of 'super shark' in it, so would love your thoughts on it.

[@kyze8284]

Open Water was similar if it's the right one. Supposedly based on a real story, sailboat capsizes, one of the four or five on the boat stays behind for rescue, the others try to swim to the nearest shore (they hope) and are stalked by a juvenile/injured rogue white shark that decided they were easy food

[@Gcool243]

@@kyze8284that’s not open water. Open water is the true story of a couple who got left behind by a scuba tour

[@barbllm]

I love this movie. It's so gloriously cheesy and improbable.

[@amandaleedowning]

Same 😂

[@literaltiffy1699]

It's a guilty pleasure. A lot better than I expected. Also, love the homage to jaws in the first attack.

[@SHARKBYTES]

I did kind of enjoy it to be fair 😂

[@РазомСила-м2я]

So true. It’s what I call watchably-bad

[@JohnWilliams-hw9yn]

God bless you Kristian for taking one of the team and watching that film as it saves me sitting through it.

[@SHARKBYTES]

Hahahah you are more than welcome John

[@TrappedinSLC]

The rap at the end, too.

[@ShijiraMarkou]

That jet ski kill was my favorite too I -- yelled when I saw that scene.

[@matthewganong1730]

This movie is one of my guilty pleasures, as are most of the films directed by David R. Ellis (Snakes on a Plane, Final Destination 2). Sadly this was the last film he made before he passed away. Before becoming a director he spent decades as a stunt man, stunt coordinator, and 2nd unit director. Also, the guy playing Red was Josh the cameraman in The Blair Witch Project, probably the only of the three actors from that film to have any kind of a career afterwards.

[@SHARKBYTES]

Love that Blair witch project fact!

[@MonsieurFeshe]

4:05 "the receiving end of a shark bite" I love how he says that, like as if sometimes a shark bite is the diver taking a nasty sized chunk out of the shark. XD

[@mistythompson1398]

I am not a movie watcher, but I enjoy these commentary-type videos. I get the high points with a side of science.

[@SHARKBYTES]

Nice lil highlights reels for yah Misty

[@noblestsavage1742]

You’ve said in a few commentaries that you should use a tourniquet for major bleeding from a shark bite. Here in the uk tourniquets are not recommending for use due to the risk of nerve and blood vessel damage. Also they need to be applied several inches above the wound as arteries tend to shrink back when severed. They also should be applied around part of the limb with a single bone, eg upper arm or thigh. Uk medical guidelines still state that elevation and direct pressure is the the gold standard and will work in 99% of cases.

[@TrappedinSLC]

Also if you don't put one on right it can actually increase the rate of bleeding. So if you determine one is necessary for some reason, you have to put it on with CONVICTION. (Apparently if it doesn't hurt like hell it probably isn't on tight enough? Am not an expert.) The fact that you can make things worse if you mess it up means I'd definitely keep it as the very last last resort.

[@D0nnI3D]

So happy you did this one, I might have mentioned it once or twice haha. I have seen so many shark B movies, but I like this one because of the motive of the bad guys, it makes humans the bad guys and not the sharks.

[@SHARKBYTES]

Yeah true, sharks just be sharkin in this one

[@travisrygg3317]

That great white at the end could have just left after chomping redneck Red, but NO they had to make the sharks bad guys too.

[@noninoni9962]

And, here I thought 'Sharknado' movies were the only ones with Flying Sharks!! Great editing on those shots!!

[@darkwolfnova344]

I've actually seen this movie a couple times but for some reason I never noticed the shark roaring before. Another shark roar worth noting is actually in Jaws 4 The Revenge

[@rottweilerfun9520]

I'm from Louisiana, south of the I-10 (that's Interstate 10 for ya'll from across the pond and whatnot ) it's all water with a few high spots where people live. Most of it is brackish water. There are some spots where you can catch Largemouth Bass AKA Green Trout , and Redfish on alternate casts. In the summer the estuaries get a lot of baby sharks in them. Good job on the pronunciation of Tulane. It's not even close to a 12 hour drive from anywhere in Louisiana to anywhere else in Louisiana. The lake on the northern tip of New Orleans is Lake Pontchartrain, it's brackish and known to have some good sized bull sharks in it. One made the news last year when it was caught off the seawall. The lake isn't closed off , you can get to the Mississippi Sound and the Gulf of Mexico from the lake as well as the Mississippi River. I used to fish that area a lot.

[@SHARKBYTES]

Big props for all this local knowledge!!

[@rottweilerfun9520]

@@SHARKBYTES , My pleasure.

[@kyze8284]

It still amuses me that people are shocked that bull sharks would run the Mississippi and connected rivers and eventually end up in the great lakes, before they put in all the preventions to avoid an invasive fish species from getting in

[@Gildedmuse]

"Why do so many shark movies start with this particular scene?" Come on Kristin! You know how influencial Jaws was!

[@SHARKBYTES]

The OG shark film!

[@StoryboardIRONMAN7]

OMG SHARK NIGHTS commentary video 😮😮 I’ve been waiting for this. Thank you. 😁😄😆

[@SHARKBYTES]

Hope you enjoy watching it as much as i enjoyed making it

[@StoryboardIRONMAN7]

@@SHARKBYTES I like how you keep on laughing about the shark roaring part 😂😂

[@CariusIrion]

Nothing has ever made me laugh from not being a genuine joke, as "My name's Red... I'm an alcoholic"

[@ReadyMadeLobotomy]

Hey I still think the editing is great :) And god Louisiana?? you have to worry about the gators first for sure lol. lmaooo also love these 30 dif sharks in this movie with flash speed in a lake! lmaoo. 6

[@SHARKBYTES]

Thanks, I always prefer it when I don’t have to blur the film, but if they’re gunna block you all from seeing it entirely, then I refuse to let them do that!

[@L1d0]

Great commentary! Fair rating. That ending song.😂 I think shark film producers must have a cliche bingo card they go by. Also above all else, the dog has to survive.

[@Rigbycat123]

Thanks for a laugh. Especially the athletic GW leaping out of the water, triple twist, single pike, somersault & re entry hahaha

[@quintthefishingwolf1716]

Shark Night was a lot of dumb fun. I've mentioned in the comments before I'd love to see your take on the Last Shark (though I'd recommend with Rifftrax's commentary), Red Water (2003), Shark Zone, or the Shark Attack series, and I know JAWS 3's an inevitability.

[@sapphiresmith5901]

So happy to see this video, cause I watched this movie years ago and was appalled 😭 I've been doing my weekly random binge of your videos tonight. Made for a lovely time 😎

[@cazzey8569]

The ONLY good thing about Sunday's. Shark Bytes videos! Keep them keeping 🦈🌊

[@SHARKBYTES]

glad you're enjoying!!

[@cazzey8569]

@@SHARKBYTES I am curious to see if a Zippo lighter would work after 10 mins in water though 😂😂

[@nicollekyostia6764]

Oh my goodness! Its so funny/ great to me to hear someone else who has ALL the same comments as I have for a movie! I saw this movie a decade ago (because I like all the terrible shark movies) and remember thinking/ feeling EXACTLY what Kristian is saying out loud! So great! Thank you!!

[@ddraigmafon4725]

Honestly, this is my new favourite YT channel. Where else can I see videos that educate me on sharks/shark behaviour from a real shark scientist alongside hilarious shark movie reactions? Brilliant.

[@waterdragon2224]

Great video Kris! Watching the films with you is very more entertaining! 😂

[@hollydent941]

Firstly, amazing commentary. Was dying laughing from your comments. Especially about the lack of alcohol 😂 Secondly, great work at the pronunciation of Brisbane 👏 everyone butchers all the pronunciation of Aussie towns/cities

[@SHARKBYTES]

Couldn’t forgive myself if I got that one wrong, been there once - loved it!

[@hollydent941]

@@SHARKBYTES Really?! I lived there for ten years, now on the Gold Coast, about an hour away. You're welcome back to QLD anytime! 🌞

[@ravenfeader]

A Brilliant sense of humour is needed to comment on movies like this and you have it in spades well done .

[@SHARKBYTES]

Hahahah or a lot of patience 😂😂

[@LizardMcGuire]

Love your commentaries!!! Keep up the amazing work on all fronts my dude 😍🦈

[@SHARKBYTES]

Thanks for watching Brendan!

[@DazDaMan]

Man, I haven't seen that film in a long time! So glad you did this one, though. It's cheesy as hell, but somehow not the worst shark film I've ever seen!

[@SHARKBYTES]

Oh for sure. It’s definitely not one of the worst ones I’ve seen either!

[@DazDaMan]

I simply can't wait for your reviews of Jaws The Revenge and The Last Shark!!

[@justacrystal567]

Again, love your commentary on this. I remember watching this a while back and it was not my favorite. However, I never saw that post credit wrap. That was by far the scariest part of the movie! Sorry, hurt my hand so I am voice texting.

[@blackluce1]

Thanks for choosing this movie.🤩🤩🤩

[@Stevie___]

I vote dark tide (2012) as the next review, (Open Water after? :p)

[@shredhead4604]

A lot of good videos lately Christian, 👍 🤘🦈🤘

[@SHARKBYTES]

Thank you!!

[@censingfall1912]

OG shark film shout-out!

[@MCrvngraddip2013]

My god I love these movies 🤣🤣🤣the lead guy was Ted in Shitts Creek so I'm guessing this was his early days 🤣🤣so glad the dog survived. 🐕

[@SHARKBYTES]

Loved him as Ted in Schitzz Creek!!

[@jayebradley8849]

My favourite shark movie! I'd watch anything you do commentary too however

[@LaraWatson]

YES!!!! I’ve been waiting for this one!!! Huzzah!!!! 💙💀💙

[@SHARKBYTES]

Shark Night is here Lara!

[@LaraWatson]

@@SHARKBYTES It was everything I hoped it would be! The jet ski kill is my FAVORITE! Shark Night is definitely my favorite cheesy non-Jaws shark movie 🤣 it’s the one film I insisted we all watch when I went to the beach with my friends 💕 💙💀💙

[@Debbie338]

That was quite an epic drive they made to their lake house. I live in Central Florida and have made the drive to New Orleans in ten hours many times. 😂

[@SHARKBYTES]

Hahahah this lot were definitely driving to Oviedo

[@Residentevilfan1989]

I love your reviews. Do the Meg 2 if you haven't already. I hope you do more cheesy shark movies, hopefully the roaring bear kind, lol.

[@waterdragon2224]

The Depths Have Eyes. 😂

[@pamelajackson6954]

As you probably know by now I'll watch anything with a shark in it. This movie was pure cheese but I have unfortunately seen worse. Thank Kris for all of the time you spend making content.

[@SHARKBYTES]

You’re more than welcome Pamela!

[@VooshSpokesman]

Love from a AVNJ-FishBiologist and Vaush fan!

[@Blackhorselove1]

This is slightly different from your usual commentary, but a band I really like called Ice Nine Kills has many songs based on horror movies, and one of them is based on Jaws called Rocking the Boat! I think it would be fun if you reviewed the lyrics in a video, and maybe only included clips of the song to avoid copyright? Either way, on camera or off, it’s worth a listen in my opinion! 🤘🏻 🦈

[@themadrapper101]

I bought this movie on DVD because of this video / review and loved the movie. I remember seeing the preview for this back when it came out. You should review Jaws 3 and Jaws the Revenge this summer.

[@pickledpisces7745]

I've never heard of this movie! Thank you for another movie review!!💜💜💜💜😁💜💜💜💜

[@SHARKBYTES]

Glad you enjoyed this one!!

[@CarYouTuberNews]

Came across the movie “SAVING JAWS” on Amazon Prime. I wondered what your thoughts were about it. Would love to see you go thru it and watch it with your commentary would be fantastic!! PLEASE DO THAT FILM!! Love you Brotha!!! 🙏🏻 PS. “Ocean Ramsey” is in it and the amount of gall she has to say “Keep your hands to yourself” while she spends the entirety of her time in the water touching and grabbing onto any and all sharks she sees was so APPALLING.

[@MunDane68]

There isn't enough diazepam in the world to make me not care enough to listen to the "shark rap". I walked out of this movie in the theaters when the Bull Shark swam fast enough to catch ski boat up on a plane from behind.

[@elliotfilce304]

Hi Kristian, I love your content it’s probably my favourite content on KZbin as I get to learn about my favourite creatures and get to have a laugh with you on the movie reactions and get to see some pretty stupid but cool shark attacks, you are my favourite KZbinr as you combine the fun of KZbin with the information and learning of Sharks which is just impeccable. I just a couple of questions hope you don’t mind me asking these Would you ever do Patreon? Would play more of Maneater? Can you do a Creature Feature about Black tip reef Shark please?

[@SHARKBYTES]

I promise i'll try to do all of these things Elliot! Thanks for watching and commenting

[@elliotfilce304]

@@SHARKBYTES Thank you so much Kristian by the way hope it’s not being mean by calling you by your real name not your KZbin name, thank you so so much for replying and for taking it into consideration, it’s my birthday today I am officially 21 and got to say seeing this message has made me really happy and I just want to say well done with your work on SharkBytes it is helping the world and it’s great content😀

[@jadelanglinais1982]

I live in Louisiana and there’s no place you can be that’s 12 hours from any lake 😂

[@alexandragarcia8776]

Yessss I've been waiting for this one!!!!

[@SHARKBYTES]

Hope you enjoyed it!!

[@jscatt6123]

Great episode! Love the movie commentary shows!

[@summerhorse]

The dog in Jaws was Babette. I think 12 hours from Tulane would be around Missouri! It takes me 14 to go from Panama City to Lexington, KY!

[@jawsko]

a great video to end my birthday off, loved the video!

[@SHARKBYTES]

Happy birthday Jawsko!

[@PeterJReaper]

I so need to rewatch this one. I haven't seen it since it came out :)

[@jadlad9666]

I never thought I would hear the sentence "badass shark jump jet ski kill"

[@pmbramucci1056]

It's not a shark movie, but Piranha scarred me as a child. Would love to hear your take on it.

[@adamhickey396]

Hey Kris! An idea for a Shark movie review thing. I mentioned a little while back about doing a feature on sharks in James Bond movies. I was just thinking about it and thought it would be really cool if you could do a collar video on this with Calvin Dyson who is a James Bond aficionado.

[@suzannebyles2939]

You're hilarious! Wish I could watch a movie with you in person

[@PaulaCianciSoveral]

Talk about roaring… Can’t wait for you to watch Jaws 4. That one’s a champ!

[@elikadath4684]

i love this series so much and i have just learned about the movie "sharks of the corn" which has sharks in cornfields in the trailer?

[@SHARKBYTES]

Sounds amazing, I want to see it 😂

[@kw7378a1]

Love your videos! Can you respond to Dark Tide, the Halle Berry shark movie?

[@SHARKBYTES]

I’ll make sure it’s on the list

[@mabinogi1drws]

Your reviews always make me giggle. I thought sand tigers were the doggies of the shark world? They're called grey nurses in Australia. We always have them in our aquariums and you can dive with them. I guess they're just well fed.

[@nyromath2195]

I wouldn't be surprised if someone involved in making this movie just loved specifically cookie cutter sharks, and that was part of the reason for this movie even existing. The random and surprisingly accurate cookie cutter fun facts might've just been thrown in there because of that.

[@lara-xr2oe]

Mondays are the BEST

[@othingarfireblood6260]

This movie is p funny and the song at the end kills me every time

[@adamhickey396]

I'll give this film reaction five shark roars out of five!

[@gratedlettuce8480]

I didn’t know this movie existed and am a current Tulane student. Lake Pontchartrain, a lake in Louisiana, does have bull sharks but there’s no way they’re at that lake if it took them nearly a day to get there

[@ianmorris4922]

0:45;Very Susan Christine Watkins Backlinie!

[@kristentt]

I'd love to see you do Ghost Shark 😂

[@eeviegrl]

Selective hearing *we always tell yall*😂

[@shamrocktheshark5028]

To be fair, 6 college students can probably only afford 1 bottle of vodka between them.

[@d420-z2b]

Time for a Black Demon movie review. Should be epic.

[@scottbubb2946]

That beginning was either an homage, or a rip-off, depending on whether or not one is Steven Spielberg. 😂 Haven't seen this much driving since I watched Manos: Hands of Fate.

[@decay79]

Ohh i missed the shark rap when i saw it.. Lucky me ;) As most shark movies it is sadly more silly than anything.. But as a slasher type it was quite entertaining.

[@CoLLectiNgCAtS-q2q]

You kill me! Lmao

[@user-or6zc5km8q]

I love a good Documentary 🦈🤩😂 🤣

[@gorsime13]

This movie is so funny, I’ll have to watch the whole thing now. I’m kind of getting the vibe that all the stuff they got wrong was stuff they purposefully ignored because it wasn’t fun, which is something I can always excuse in a shitty horror flick.

[@silencedogood3567]

Do dark tide with Halley Berry next! Nightmarish ending!

[@RockdownPlus]

Your video was hilarious 😆😆😆😆

[@SHARKBYTES]

Hahahah thank you!

[@iris_infinity1933]

Could you do a reaction to the guy who was friends with a Tiger shark at Tiger beach? It’s a wild video, I think you can find it on the dodo’s channel. Love your content!!! 💕💕

[@juliestrong1947]

Favorite part...Sherman lives

[@SHARKBYTES]

Long live Sherman

[@terra4na330]

The cage shark looks like they borrowed the robot from deep blue sea lol

[@tellandlass]

I marvel at your surprise that the shark growls like a bear. That's because it's a bear shark. What you can see from the 5 gills. As we know from other movies, sharks usually have 8 or more gills or none at all.

[@arachnoskull6311]

i saw this in 3d lol

[@Cuccos19]

Your funniest video: one bottle of generic vodka for six of them. These suppose to be college kids, right? 😂

[@sarahj8207]

You mean 3 armed swimming 🤣🤣🤣

[@kashmere7980]

Please review 'House Shark' it's mental.

[@treyatkinson6739]

Red neck red reckons killed me 😂

[@MegCazalet]

0:40 One would think someone nearby would hear a woman being eaten by a shark, but I was trying to break up a vicious fight amongst my family’s 4 dachshunds (one was definitely trying to kill the other, the other two were just frantically biting everything in the fray) and I was absolutely SCREECHING for help while of course the dogs were also extremely loud and got no response. It surely sounded like I was being torn apart by dogs. I was screaming HELP HELP HELP at the top of my lungs in between screams of pain and terror and screaming at the dogs NO STOP NO OH GOD HEEEELLPPP. Nobody from inside my house heard me, nobody from the house next door four feet away from where I was struggling heard me, presumably nobody at all in my densely packed, otherwise very alertly nosy neighborhood heard me, because I was on my own. 4 weenies versus me. Luckily I broke up the fight with no tragedy, mainly just embarrassment for not being able to quickly end a fight of four normally sweet 12 lb weenies. I was fine, only bad scratches, bruises, and my hand bitten - at one point as I lifted my hand, a dog was still hanging off, biting my palm. The dogs had worse damage, but still ok, mostly their ears bit through and torn though one had a pretty deep puncture would in his neck from a proper chomp. Luckily the vet’s office is just block away. Hell, I felt like we were so loud they could’ve heard the ruckus over there. We should’ve set off the whole kennel section barking. So, no serious damage, but I did develop lingering distrust of my neighbors since nobody did anything about the girl screaming repeatedly for help while in obvious terror and pain. (Yet I’ve called 911 on the neighbors who live in the house on the other side for the exact reason, only, unfortunately, it was domestic violence. I could hear them from their kitchen into my bedroom, it was so bad. I truly thought I was going to hear her die at his hands. And they know it was me who called. They’re still married 20 years later, but they moved away right after that and lease the house out.) I am the queen of tangents and terrible at storytelling, btw, have you noticed? I am not afraid of my dachshunds, *even though a woman has really been killed by a pack of wiener dogs*. We divided them up for a few months after that and my brother took the most aggressive little doggie, Sadie, to live with him for a while😂. They all chilled out in their old age and didn’t fight at all for their last 10+ years as a family of dogs. Only one is left now, Gillie, and he lives with me. RIP Sadie, Sophie, and Gussie. The yappy but vicious land sharks of my youth. ❤

[@johnmcnulty1129]

About time these spot the JAWS reference "Cheese Fests" were placed in a Chineese Lantern and launched from the Orca at sunset, just off Amity Point. At least this one looks 0.1 % better than Mega Shark V Mecha Shark 🦈

[@mirfangu]

please could you do MALIBU SHARK ATTACK movie commentary, Kris?

[@mausviii7456]

My boi sherman :D

[@SM_KTF]

Can you do (if not already done ) a review of Dark Tide starring halle berry

[@IpromiseIamnotabot]

I’ve seen this movie before. It’s pretty ridiculous but I enjoyed it as a campy shark movie.