Sharticles 18 | Barshens

[@koenvandamme6901]

I like how the firemen had to stop laughing before mounting a rescue.

[@lunargames5246]

If I were the fire people I don't think I could have stopped laughing I mean the fire people are probably STILL laughing months later.

[@dawildbear]

"We never really prep" I'd never have guessed.

[@Land967]

That whole poo story is PRIME Mr Bean territory.

[@samholdsworth420]

I would have married that woman on the spot 😉

[@DarkestVampire92]

At the end of the year, you guys should do the Top 10 Worst Sharticles or something. And give a toilet roll holder to the winning newspaper as a prize.

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

I love the idea that the article about the weeds isn't about a man claiming that weeds are growing up through the pavement, but rather a statement that weeds growing up through the pavement have already claimed a man.

[@s2mu3lk1n9]

They talked about the woman trying to throw the poo out the window and getting her head stuck on the radio station I listen to when I go to work. In North Carolina.

[@Atlas_Redux]

It's been tons of places, even in Norwegian media and the Cox'n Crendor podcast.

[@NamelessBody]

"So, how did the 'person in distress' call go, guys?" "*long sigh* You know what, just pick up the newspaper tomorrow."

[@SkrimOnYouTube]

Let it be known, I clicked the advert at the start of this video in order to support the cult of slepp!

[@jayke133]

Is that the 2 pound black ribbed knobbler that Lister said he caught in red dwarf?

[@TwodeeTwodimensional]

I somehow always end up watching Sharticles on the toilet. It is a good experience.

[@joannegray5138]

Make sure you have good clearance in case you need to hoy anything out of the bog window ;)

[@ButtonMasherReal]

Just make sure that your toilet flushes properly first.

[@SueRiotGraphics]

Good you are the new Crimewatch seeing as the old one on the BBC has been cancelled. The law abiding British public can rest safe.

[@robinw.8083]

These are my favourite episodes of Barshens 😄

[@BuildABarns]

3:34 "Live long and hard"

[@tomkenning5482]

Barnettboy 55 you are the forgotted hero of this comments section

[@Witchling86]

VULCANS?! IN STAR WARS?! How dare you sir? * Whisper * How dare you?

[@solaireofastora7178]

everybody knows Vulcans are from Stargate

[@MegaFat1]

Vulcans are my favourite aliens from Battlestar Galactica.

[@joannegray5138]

I thought they were the bad guys in V?

[@TheIllusiveBlane]

Vulcans are originally featured in a Christmas special of Friends...

[@AgentTasmania]

Any good nerd knows Vulkan is the Primarch of the Salamanders.

[@ChrisRyot]

"...Vulcan. isn't that from Star Wars?" oh you didn't!

[@grimTales1]

Oh Barry, I'm disappointed...

[@mrflibble1259]

grimTales1 I'm not. I fully expect this from Barry

[@ThEjOkErIsWiLd00]

Right after he said that, I thought, " I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of nerds suddenly cried out in rage and were suddenly silenced by realizing it was just Barry being Barry. I fear something terrible has happened."

[@OdaVenom]

Isn't it from Babylon-5?

[@ChrisRyot]

jokerswild00 but Stuart agreed...

[@impliedpresence]

Ending poo story with "wipe" - excellent!

[@codygranrud6212]

Love Truncheon's 2nd album is my favorite.

[@Essakturbo1106]

See, that last story is why I swapped my digestive track for a nuclear reactor.

[@Grimmykin]

If he's trouserless near Chester train station, I have a sneaking suspicion he's probably been round the corner in Nice n Naughty.

[@amicloud_yt]

The headline for the first article should've been like "Man's best friend finds women's best friend"

[@JustSiobhan]

Wahay, Chester made it on to sharticles. And it was about our elusive flasher no less!

[@MojitoMouse]

With that bow and arrow thing: There is a (ancient, but still there for some reason) law in Denmark, that if the Øresund is frozen, and you see a swede crossing it to Denmark, you have to shoot him/her with a bow and arrow! XD

[@KlyeKlyeKlye]

There was a rather alarming alarm at the end there!

[@CheeseLord]

i reckon it's from the Mr. Biffo's Found Footage? I'm not sure but it sounds familiar

[@twocvbloke]

Scary thing is, there's a lot of dog & dildo stories on the Metro website... :P

[@bucketsAMF]

_WHERE ARE ALL THESE STRAY DILDOS COMING FROM?_

[@twocvbloke]

From wimmins' bits!! :P

[@antster1983]

All the bones have gone to Slepp.

[@michaelwilliams9566]

BARSHENS! BARSHENS! BARSHENS! SHART SHART SHART!

[@thediddyp5617]

I actually go to Henley on Thames a lot and I can confirm it is a nice place

[@KonradNint3ndo69]

The rate at which they release Barshens videos is borderline criminal.

[@danforbes3573]

Fantastic fellas!

[@travosk216]

Here we go again

[@thegardenofeatin5965]

That one place that repeatedly does all the "The council is considering buying a copier" and "There are weeds growing on Dunberrytonfieldvillesly street" might just accidentally publish their meeting minutes as news articles somehow.

[@tncorgi92]

Combined with a slow news day.

[@ink3988]

Henley cannot complain, they have like a festival everyday, or at least whenever I go near there

[@gyl8452]

lesson learned: don't eat while watching a sharticles episode

[@gretamac2883]

Does anyone else wonder what Barry is shouting in the intro?

[@MrCliveado]

Greta Mac it's - "I told you to stop doing that!"

[@abingleyboy]

If you need to flush a floater, you weigh it down by laying loo roll over it (making sure it gets wet & heavy, obviously) and then once Coated & weighed suffeciently in heavy wet paper, flush the loo, it should then log flume into sewerland. Easy really!! You shouldn't then need to chuck it out the window and possibly get stuck in the process and have to be rescused by the emergency services..lol!!

[@sashimicheetah]

I hope I'm not the only American who looooves these barshens videos.

[@thethrashyone]

Always do your doo-doo diligence.

[@_AshTheBash]

David Dickindogs

[@Jamal_Tyrone]

If you want to read the BBC news, just google 'BBC' and hope it's at the top of the results.

[@Pencliff]

3 days to live? aww, I'll miss Christmas.

[@anumeon]

The dog with the dildo.. That has been done before.. The late, great Sir Terry Pratchett made it a running gag in the book Making money... :) Life imitating art in other words.

[@UnclePalpy]

That poo article appeared on the daytime TV show This Morning. I watched it and they interviewed the guy involved.

[@wolfyboy]

i got a notification. i'm not even "on the bell". weird. but i'm happy! :D

[@reisslane1327]

Its funny coz this bathroom story made me chuckle My first ever girlfriends bedroom was next to her bathroom Yh were not together anymore

[@cosmicjenny4508]

You need to find the ultimate sharts for the twentieth edition.

[@ErickaLDC]

"poo dillegence" 😜

[@RMillerism]

"Do diligence" works better though.

[@mrmonkeybadger1285]

"It's almost Shakespearean"....For now is the window of our ex-cre-ment

[@paulhall9811]

If they get married I wonder what they'll use for confetti.

[@Johnnyafc]

Least the dog wasn't a Cockapoo

[@IGoByLime]

Asphalt? Surely you mean Tarmac.

[@clawrence643]

I have some absolutely brilliant shart to send in, probably some of the shartiest shart I've came across. How do I go about this? You guys need to see this.

[@lapytop]

What kind of giant fecaliths is this girl producing? She couldn't break it up in the bowl for multiple flushes but she was willing to pick it up and chuck it out a window...!?

[@AtheistOrphan]

lapytop - Size, shape and consistency of a dead otter.

[@seth4160]

I like Stuart and Barry a lot. I'd like to see more Paul too though.

[@scruffydarealog2632]

Seth Harris Paul adds a flavor of shart to barshens that i quite enjoy ;D

[@lmpst7915]

Cheap show

[@snoowbrigade]

my life is a shart

[@benJ432]

i guarantee that the story of the guy without trousers in Chester was more than likely late at night and the guy probably got hammered took of his pants and got kicked out of rosies, then picked up in the big blue van

[@JustSiobhan]

benJ43 or Cruise, just as bad!

[@SuperPuggle]

Hello There

[@ImpecuniousMax]

Barry brought up a common misconception about David Dickinson. He doesn't actually have a fake tan. He's of Armenian descent: That's simply his skin colour.

[@hannahlbrown]

YES DAY MADE!

[@DanVR001]

I never expected to hear Barry, of all people, to say "dildo" that many times.

[@wolfyboy]

aw man! it's over! :'(

[@ptjuntunen]

good

[@dilbertpapadopoulos1289]

and I foolishly believed that everything happened in "Coupling" was purely a figment of imagination, now I strongly suspect that Steven Moffat have some real life events as an inspiration

[@stonebrow8898]

Paul actually made a funny!

[@nondescriptstraightwhitema6138]

The poop out the window cause it wouldn't flush. you mean that really happens? When I updated my house I actually picked the toilet I did because damn thing could flush a kitten. That guy is probably going to marry her. Feels a strange need to take care of her worried she's too dumb to make it through the world alone.

[@petrichor2889]

I've seen stories on the Metro's website which are quite literally: 'My friend walked past something and took a guess as to what was happening. Here is their guess passed off as a story, with no attempt to verify either their guess, or even the information it is based on.' and 'My friend made a tweet' I'd say that Metro 'reporters' should be ashamed of themselves, but I honestly don't think that they have the levels of self awareness necessary to feel shame. Also, you wouldn't think it to watch their histrionic SJW outbursts, but never forget that they share a parent company with the Daily Mail.

[@petrichor2889]

I swear I wrote this before you took a swipe at the Metro's integrity.

[@peterdoa1]

thaks Eli, why three day even the creepy ring girl gives you seven days

[@justhereforthewatching1906]

It's better than ring vs grudge sadako.

[@jekanyika]

It was Paul.

[@mart9125]

Big British Castle? I miss Adam and Joe.

[@Thorondor123]

Stephen!

[@mart9125]

Just coming!

[@justcomments]

Count Buckulees currently not residing :(

[@NoodlesNaruto]

Yaaaay

[@johnclavis]

Dildog is a good dog

[@iamdb1990]

Barry needs to do a story on mushrooms... shiitarcles... sorry..

[@Templars1005]

iamdb1990 Yep, I chuckled.

[@Gycklare]

3......days............................................................

[@nyanopods1528]

Trust me there is a lot worse in Hanley than weeds

[@15-Peter-20]

More “old food eating “ vids pls ashens

[@tomcastonguay2847]

All I could think how to tell your kids about your first date TomCat

[@listless9384]

oh god why do i watch this?

[@Burro..]

Listless you didn't

[@listless9384]

0.O oH...

[@boscorner]

because it's a high 🐓uality show

[@altf4217]

+boscorner 11/10

[@zep2150]

woohoo particularly filthy!

[@JoLiKMC]

"Haream?" Barry, you didn't happen to, by chance, mean *"harem,"* did you? You know, "harem." As in, "a group of female animals sharing a single mate," and such similar definitions? Googly moogly, Barry... You're just the best as being the worst. Heh heh.

[@JoLiKMC]

Also. 6:46 - I was eating. I _was_ eating. _I was eating._ My point is, don't be eating when you get to this part of the video. Hachi machi...

[@troymacdonald6197]

I assume that's what he meant, it would work in the context

[@gnomeemporer873]

Joseph Collins not necessarily just animal it can be done by humans as well.

[@VinnytotheK]

Why're you always uploading when I have class in less than 10 minutes? Come on now guys.

[@ChrissieBear]

Hareem is a real word btw, it's not Barry mispronouncing harem.

[@salud7432]

The Guy from Chester is the Owner of the Dildo i guess.

[@Magic_monkey_man]

... 3 Days.

[@Offensive_Username]

I'm impressed that Ashens is still popular on KZbin despite his comb-over.

[@george8860]

HELLO!!!

[@george8860]

Slepp

[@simontay4851]

Bye.

[@vurpo7080]

Isäm maa mainittu

[@thefool8750]

hmmmmm! such tasty filth!

[@OverseerXIII]

By Primus the last article was shitty.

[@t.d678]

hello first

[@meug5288]

Wengh

[@CHgameschanel]

It's time to stop

[@mohamedamineboughadou4096]

I genuinely thing that Barry is made of a stem cell of poo. Every time I see him I think I think of poo

[@Halfpipesaur]

One of the first sharticles was about someone stealing poo bags from a park In this one Baryy has a poo bag in his pocket Hmmm