Shayne's Worst Day Is Worse Than Yours. Shayne Smith

The worst day of work ever had by Shayne Smith, probably outdoes your worst day of work anytime. Watch "Prison For Wizards" by Shayne Smith only at www.drybarcomed...

[@kolerocks1]

I really want him to succeed in comedy.

[@craigyoung9321]

Yeah me too. Too bad he is not funny

[@theguitarhero898]

@@craigyoung9321 opinions, right?

[@koral-xv8mg]

His stand up is good

[@craigyoung9321]

@@koral-xv8mg send me a link sometime

[@aarond1622]

Me too. He has so much material to work with. Most of it is written all over his face though.

[@giselledsouza4073]

karma for sneezing on that baby

[@hfcxhf3]

Nice 😂

[@clairecoren2314]

😂😂😂

[@burdym9216]

Yup

[@mhan6601]

ROFL nice dude

[@nicomas2471]

callback :D

[@HidInMistProductions]

that kid has the same energy as all us lactose intolerants who still consume dairy bc it's delicious

[@brentalfloss2834]

Nobody is lactose intolerant. No such thing. You’re not a baby cow.

[@Rose_Butterfly98]

When I eat a whole medium pizza while being gluten intolerant. I should not do that but toilets are pretty clean here so idm being stuck there for awhile lol.

[@NaruSanavai]

@@brentalfloss2834 That's a big claim for someone that's not a medical professional.

[@celuler22]

@@brentalfloss2834 its abnormal for some one not to be able to break down lactose any more so yes lactose intolerant is a real thing

[@spamh8r1007]

@@brentalfloss2834 - Did you know about 65% of adults (in global population) are lactose intolerant?

[@VellahTV]

I think I know exactly who he's talking about. (Shayne used to frequent my store with the groups. The groups still frequent the store.) If it is who I'm thinking I have no doubt that this story is 100% accurate, that kid is savage and funny as all hell.

[@rohaanomar7003]

So what happened in the end?

[@inspirationworks8357]

That is awesome. 😁

[@Beef1e85]

Please tell me you called him "Mountain dew guy"

[@ginaharden2111]

@@Beef1e85 probably not that lucky....plus, they said he frequented their store in groups...but Shayne said [another set] he lived across from the store where he was called Mountain Dew Guy

[@jq8974]

Love it 🙌🏽♿️😁!

[@katielevi608]

How is this dude not more popular? He's hilarious!

[@joes4194]

Because his jokes aren't smart and he talks annoying.

[@venice6365]

Because nobody watches drybar

[@aprilarlidge2807]

Watch his other short about the guy who robs a Wendy's with an alligator. I have never laughed so hard.

[@jamieblackwell2324]

He is fantastic!!!

[@MotorCityGames]

His Drybar stuff is AMAZING. His other stuff drops F-Bombs, etc. and I think that stuff actually isn't nearly as good.

[@moreofawave]

"He was making so much eye contact " lol That was hilarious.

[@zodarian6705]

You know dude, I've had over 200 jobs. I've never had A day that bad. You win.

[@diegodonjuan]

You're lucky. I'm sure I've had less than a hundred jobs, but they were blue colar jobs. A bad day as a mover, trucker, construction worker, framer, oilman, tire recycler, uber driver, delivery man (especialy in winter weather), disaster relief worker or trash man are probably hard to joke about. People die, bad weather is a nightmare and accidents and injuries have lasting effects. If you've done trash or even nursing for at least a year, this story isn't even that gross... My guess would be you didn't catch your babies in delivery.

[@olivergarcia4259]

Diego DonJuan i was a volunteer fire fighter and I saw a young man’s testicles completely mutilated and ripped from the ballsack in a dog attack. Not super gory, but my balls were sucked into my body when I saw that

[@ViewThis.]

I've had hundreds of jobs myself. Can't really think of a worst day.

[@ss11111ss]

i cant even name 200 jobs

[@carryeveryday910]

How shitty of an employee are you that you’ve had over 200 different jobs? Lmfao. I’ve had 10 and I thought that was a lot lmao.

[@TracedaBassman]

I like Shayne's style and his delivery. He has several clips on KZbin where he is killing it, but my fave is Robbing Wendy's with an Alligator. We were laughing so hard, we had tears running down our faces.

[@shelizabeth25]

SO DID THE NURSE EVER GET THERE??? DID HE HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP???? I NEED A CONCLUSION

[@Lavenderrose73]

That's what *_I_* want to know. I hope those nurses got a good talking to for leaving him in that situation!

[@wesfrazier5739]

You realize you need help...right?

[@savagesalvage9449]

The nurse got there and had to clean it up.

[@verne51]

sorry, no happy ending here. try the massage parlor on the end of the block.

[@JanoyCresva]

Its a made up story idiot.

[@Onix.556]

When I was 19 I bought my first car, immediately lost my job and found out my girlfriend was pregnant about an hour later. So signed up for the military and left a week later. Then found out my girlfriend wasn't pregnant after all. That day sucked.

[@FreakyFriday4Phaggs]

Look on the bright side, you get free Applebee's and discounts.

[@Onix.556]

@@FreakyFriday4Phaggs lol very true.

[@BigJuice69]

That's what you get for being a runaway dad lmao

[@lsswappedcessna]

Oh well, at least you got to use some cool guns and armored vehicles that the rest of us are completely barred from even touching because we have a bunch of fun police pansies making the laws.

[@wtf1231122]

Bro that's gotta be the funniest story I've heard

[@Corntron5000]

Shayne is exactly what I imagine Hollywood writers look like.

[@DCfreerunner]

Lol plot twist they're really skinny nerds with absolutely 0 tattoos. The writers for silicon valley are a perfect example.

[@BreaRose]

Thanks Shayne for making me laugh until the tears came. Much needed.

[@sammieh9695]

As the mother of a kid with autism and cerebral palsy, this is hilarious! Pals to the walls got me 💀

[@PunkBimboVRC]

I love how, as a medical professional, i can still calmly eat my cereal while watching this. Also glad I still havent had a day as rough as that.

[@ravenrogers7386]

So you, as a medical professional, should be able to settle the debate somewhere in the comments. Did he violate any HIPAA or PHI laws in mentioning this kid? Two people were arguing about it, and a third said he may know who the kid was.

[@PunkBimboVRC]

@@ravenrogers7386 as far as I can tell no. He did give some of the diagnosis but we can't discern who the kid was there is no name or age, or even a location. HIPPA violations are when you can discern the patient and their information from what the health professional says. We have no way to isolate this person so Im pretty sure he's fine!

[@Guest10101]

This guy is a gem, thanks KZbin algorithm.

[@bluluckyduckie]

That one guys laugh is AMAZING!! He’s having such a good time 😂😂😂

[@NomNom1970]

Dude, Thank you! I mistakenly thought I was having a bad day. Turns out, nope. Just having a day. Thank you.

[@fatpiggie9]

I'm in tears from laughing so hard, I LOVE Shaynes style of comedy, please post more of him!

[@lisalorenzo7451]

Oh lord just when you think it can't get any worse there comes the sneeze. Omg I can't stop laughing.

[@shawnsierra7435]

Lol!! I’m a RN and want to apologize for the position this Nurse put you in but I’m sorry I couldn’t stop laughing..Oh My gosh!!! This is so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

[@David-wo9un]

I recently found Shayne and I am so happy I did; I can’t ever remember laughing so much! 😂😂😂

[@Awkwardwallflower1]

I honestly love his humor sm he never fails to make me smile even on bad days💕

[@austinwinters3281]

Bad days can stink. Praying for you to be ok

[@JohnCrichton]

@@austinwinters3281 I bet she'll go on a date with you now

[@austinpatrick2682]

As a plumber I've had days equally as bad. Not hardly as funny though.

[@ThatTURK1]

Austin Patrick i always thought plumbers had such shitty jobs, literally lmao. I gotta hear your worst day bro.

[@wmluna381]

​@@ThatTURK1I'm sure there are so many he would need to catalog them by year. Especially if he does more residential than commercial.

[@hsu42387]

Respect and shout out to all CNA’s

[@godcopter]

He's so funny I'm so glad to have new content from him

[@ThePrissy11]

I thought I had a favorite comic but now I switched to Shayne.

[@laxxrick]

This is just a Tuesday if you’re a nurse.

[@stanrogers1302]

Rick Williams but he’s not dead inside so he can find the funny side

[@austenhead5303]

That's precisely why I'm NOT a nurse. Respect to anyone who can deal with that stuff - I'd rather do ANYTHING else. Skyscraper window washer, ditch digger, coal miner, anything but being responsible for other people's gross and undignified primary needs. I won't even have kids because ew. And I realise I sound like a teenager saying that, so let me clarify that I'm forty.

[@DominicaRoberts]

anyone who is actually a nurse has a story to top this.

[@freerider8737]

Dominica Roberts story time then, go.

[@buck2206]

I'm a Paramedic. I don't have a story that is this NICE!!!😎

[@solomonstyxx5116]

Impacted bowel story's....

[@davidcdebaca7048]

Yes I can beat this but as a nurse I should be able to. That's not his job. He would have been so out of his depth.

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

He isn't a nurse though. He was neither prepared nor trained for what he had to do... the other nurse never showed up and he ended up having to do a nurse's job unknowingly.

[@theIdlecrane]

That is literally the first 4 or so of years of being a parent.

[@kristenness6034]

🙌yes!

[@b.benjamineriksson6030]

I almost forgot why I chose not to have kids. Now I remember.

[@LIVEINPEACE2023]

But they are YOUR kids . This is a 100% stranger.

[@lavenbug]

@@LIVEINPEACE2023 lol true but not 100% stranger, maybe like 75% since they spent hours together.

[@blountfarms3660]

Shayne is awesome. Love his stuff. Impeccable timing

[@deda9829]

Who else saw his name/face and immediately clicked on the video?

[@nicholasworrell2747]

Man I smashed the like button before the ad was over because I knew it was dope!

[@42lookc]

Ok, from now on, when I *_think_* I'm having a bad day, I will refer to *_this_* and quickly realize I'm not having so bad a day after all.

[@becominghero9754]

My worst day, seven rapists got off scott free and I got a restraining order for yelling at a high ranking military official on behalf of a rape patient. This was a week after a medic falsely accused me of pushing her, starting a legal investigation, because I told her off for refusing care to one of our very ill patients. And that was the same day I discovered my own chronic disease was becoming so severe I couldn't think or work because of the pain. On my second worst day, my brother died. Shane, we should trade. Yours are more funny.

[@brandonredmond5081]

He is one of my favorite comics! I love his stories!!!

[@JasmineAnahera]

Love Shayne, clicked for Shayne, not the new thumbnails. Bring back the old ones.

[@mbyrd6713]

Lmbo, I thought you couldn’t top my worse day but I think you win 😂😂😂😂

[@AlexaBellaMuerte]

i could listen to him forever

[@gunnaryoung]

I'm glad they got rid of the square aspect ratio from last time

[@DinO_Overlord]

I wish I could see more of this comedian

[@SpineGrinderTrainsWife4Lyfe]

i really like the way Shayne talks, he brings his stories to life and his little words like, "okay" are quirky and cute, normally it would be annoying after a while but it really grows on me

[@gardnert1]

Oh I definitely have a worse one than that... Not even at work... not even for someone that is normally unable to care for themselves... An entire bottle of vodka, one whole Sheppard's pie, and a huge Dane named Hans were involved.

[@lsswappedcessna]

Did you and Hans go brokeback mountaining and lose your vodka and Shepherd's pie? No homoerotic wilderness adventure is complete without vodka and shepherd's pie, you know?

[@gardnert1]

@@lsswappedcessna Woo boy! SOMEONE is projecting their inner-most fantasies! Hahahha!

[@lsswappedcessna]

@@gardnert1 lmao so what's the story if not a getaway in the wilderness? Can't think of anything else that would involve Vodka and Shepherd's Pie unless you were trying to outdrink each other. Though, I don't know anyone who would even TRY to outdrink a Dane.

[@windywind6110]

Fantastic talent....awesome story telling!!!! Well done : )

[@DamonCzanik]

The ad for the stupid app coming up at the pinnacle of the joke hurt the comedy. It was like the DryBar app sneezed into my mouth while pooping in my lap. 💩

[@jkxdjkdfmnx]

i was watching this guy like a year ago lol

[@Ehlaar]

Same

[@Black_pearl_adrift]

In my mind hes always in the same outfit lol

[@jkxdjkdfmnx]

@@Black_pearl_adrift i feel like they just randomly upload little skits from each persons full preformance

[@eaclarapowers5714]

Yep. More than.

[@ToastyTstdToast]

By far my favorite clean comic.

[@Brucessary]

If a day like that happened to me, I would change my name so that for the rest of my life I could tell myself that the dude it happened to is dead.

[@zonk4718]

Everyone covered in tattoos either has really shitty hair or amazing hair there is no inbetween

[@sspsp6545]

I have shitty hair, so you're probably right.

[@michaelmanleystuff]

Loveeeee this dude. As a lover of stand up and yearning for the stand up quality missing from the Carlin/Hicks quality

[@charlesb7019]

You win. None of my worst day at work stories can compete.

[@rosalynrendon4785]

LOL, I have a special needs adult son. This is hysterical and so true!!! bless you for helping.

[@Ericdtorres84]

Yeah, you definitely get the win, my days not so bad.

[@margaret4227]

My brother is special needs. I have many stories that can top this.

[@thepolarsavage716]

I'm all eyes

[@benderama7988]

Go on...

[@y.p.4490]

???

[@sexysalmon4411]

Go ahead

[@bjornironside6707]

Whats the hold up

[@calebdanielherman4913]

Currently working at a facility like that one, I have never related more to a story in my life!

[@birdseyenews4235]

this guys hilaaaarious

[@zyxwut321]

One of the funniest young comedians I've come across in years.

[@andrewmcgee1001]

Hilarious...but, what a "messed" up day...no pun intended...

[@whatyousaidbud]

That pun was definitely intended because you highlighted it with speach marks, also you could have not uploaded it once you noticed it may have been misconstrued as a pun but instead you just wrote a disclaimer and uploaded it anyway.

[@DarkSithBarbie]

Meanwhile, any parent of an infant is, like, "Ha! Let me tell you about this one time-"

[@abyss.92]

I lied to u.. I am gonna need help wiping..!! Hahaha love it

[@amberlynnlaur4228]

Is this why he hard sneezed into a baby's face? ' Shayne's Revenge Vol. 2 '

[@debraj.thomas661]

I lied to you. I’m gonna need help wiping! After I puke everywhere!!!

[@GiftFromGod]

I am so so grateful I stumbled on to you yesterday (had a clip of yours recommended)! You are freaking hilarious and such a sweet kind guy who also happens to rock the same look as I except that I got the hairstyle of a 90 y/o but born in '87. I've been this hilarious wierd person with a character all my life too (all though cynical at times) and so I've started to think about doing standup last year. "Ha! What a joke" my ADHD/Bipolar Disorder told me. So I smoked a high dose of DMT and said "jokes on you buddy"

[@SailorOrbiter]

I would've vomited all over that kid.

[@EweChewBrrr01]

I've watched Shaynes "Prison for Wizards" special and this wasn't in it.

[@XaiooiaX]

Not 100% sure it’s the same with him but most comedians do several sets wearing the same clothing with various bits and jokes and then edit what the want together for their special.

[@EweChewBrrr01]

@@XaiooiaX Thanks. I didn't know that. I actually watched his special again to make sure I didn't miss it somehow.

[@MaddRamm]

Isn’t this a different set? I think they are releasing new stuff because that background on stage is different.

[@EweChewBrrr01]

@@MaddRamm You sure it's different? It looked the same to me.

[@alexxhristova]

@@MaddRamm the background looks the same and this isn't in the prison for wizards set. i'd remember a story like that xD

[@IAmBael]

I did not know I needed to hear this story.

[@GrimWalker1]

I'm literally eating doritos while listening to this

[@ronnetteharvey2002]

I laughed so hard my ribs hurt.

[@loneshewolf3309]

OMG this is my favorite stand up comedian ever. His stories are like the crazy stuff I do. Like the time I picked up a raccoon and drove it to the police station or that time I beat the crap out of a fellow student in front of the principal and he just watched. I also got the entire cheerleading squad drugsearched, sweet revenge bitches! Will tell you about the details if you give a crap enough to hear about them. I save the ghost stories for my kid at bedtime.ha ha ha(evil laugh).

[@wmluna381]

A raccoon let you pick it up, what? Was it a baby?

[@theferrones]

If the kid had told me: “Cuz they taste good “ that would have been my cue to say I’ll be right back. And return in 10 minutes just to make the kid pay the price.

[@stanrogers1302]

Cozumel Girl you must have been a great parent.

[@Liz-cmc313]

Cool dude to work with kids with special needs. I do the same in a Middle School. 🤘❤️

[@djjohnston8759]

😁😆😂🤣Thank you! You always make me laugh!😁😆😂🤣 And yup, you win worst day award!

[@MrSuperman2307]

Doritos, worth it! Best commercial ever!

[@tonylang7526]

I FOUND THAT THIS SECTOR OF CARING/GIVING/CHALLENGING WORK MADE ME HAVE THE BEST FRI HAPPY HOURS STORIES!!!

[@Birdbike719]

I worked at a homeless shelter for women and kids for 16 yrs. My stories were always a hit!

[@chrisbennett3601]

OH MY GOD ! YOU SHOULD KEEP THIS JOKE FOR YOU'RE COMEDY SPECIAL ! 😎

[@Stephen11Hero11]

OH MY GOD THE ENDING KILLED ME! SO FUNNY!

[@Jimbo-702]

New drinking game- drink everytime he says "okay"

[@GiftFromGod]

I experienced a similar situation when I worked at a nursery home. Now the thing with people in their 100's is that their bodies are stiff as a statue and with worse sense of balance than a one legged stripper on meskaline dancing on a newly mopped wet floor at McDonalds. Now that time I was left alone for a short time while this old lady sat on the toilet she did slip off towards me and I were lucky I got her like I did and that she was so stiff because in any other circumstanse during that moment her bones could easily have snapped like a handfull of spaghetti! Allthough, she probably broke her femur in a sneeze shortly after. But dont worry, she is most definetly dead now

[@68air]

If you weren't the employee of the week with your own parking space the next week then there is no justice in life.

[@janetmitchell4452]

My favorite on drybar

[@lulupepper1467]

Thanks for that. I am literally crying from laughing so hard.

[@jennifercornell140]

I have lots of food allergies so I totally understand. I'm a preschool special needs therapist, so all the bodily fluid stuff is a daily basis. Of course when the poop explosion happens the custodian is out or not available.

[@onlyallegra]

Every worst day ever that I have I watch this until I can laugh again.

[@megashooter]

Shayne Smith has some good jokes. I hope to see this Utahn go big.

[@anneliesgijsens2099]

His worst day, is a normal day for any nurse.

[@Temnotfo]

"Okay?" , "Alright?"

[@AxeCheeks]

"I'm like"

[@pedxing]

the thumbnail literally says "new" but I feel certain this set is from 2017. because of science.

[@stanrogers1302]

Aldous Yelxuh the religion of science has you fooled

[@eaclarapowers5714]

His delivery is right on - how does he not lose it as some of his own the stories?!

[@hemi9062]

Lol man I wish this dude the best

[@robsutherland5744]

I love that one guy laughing in the audience.

[@XxSEETH3RxX]

I got fired on my first day at my job once. I was 5 minutes late. The sad part was that I was within a block of my job.

[@brianpayne4549]

I bet you’re wrong. My worst day, involved me working at 6 am to 5 as a lineman’s apprentice, driving home for an hour, and getting in a wreck on my gsxr-750, and getting a head injury. I was in a coma for a month and a half, when I came out of the coma. And then, the hell started. Imagine your life in a snow globe. Shake it real quick. THAT was what I was given. Wanna rethink your “worst day”? Lol

[@RobertMartin-rn8tw]

Have to watch this again and I thought only twice would be enough. Ha

[@LazyGirl4Life]

Shayne you are hilarious and I love watching your videos

[@satevo462]

Like there's any actual corn in Doritos...

[@chencornelius7832]

This one is just epic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tiffanykinsel9974]

You're either gonna help me,or your gonna watch me poop my pants.guaranteed way to get what you want....I'm dead!

[@ducducgoose989]

I love this guy lol

[@hayleyvaldois6868]

You right, you right. Shayne's worst day is 100 times worse than any day I've ever experienced 😂😅

[@youtubaholic]

wow. that is like the worst day.

[@darkshadowzake]

for those who love Shayne just from this you would love his podcast with his friend Cowboy Boys Podcast it's so funny