She is Horrible

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[@noodlesofoodles]

she went from “i obviously was driving my vehicle” to “you assumed i was operating my vehicle, correct?” lmaoo lawyer mode kicked in and came with a case of amnesia

[@MajimaNightlord]

Your last sentence made my evening, thank you

[@zg3342]

Yeah only a dumbass admits to it.

[@Jman-gc5in]

It's all apart of her plans. She invoked her 5th amendment right and immediately continues to talk, she's trying to assert dominance over the police officer lol.

[@una1aq]

both you and the guy reacting are dumb. she was saying "you assumed i was operating my vehicle under alcohol", but since she's drunk, she forgot to add the alcohol part after saying it once... she is not trying to say that she wasn't driving.

[@mrsoul680]

it really amazes me that she admitted to driving. They wouldn't have been able to convict her without her admission.

[@demoncorejunior]

strong “i will not rest until i find out who shit my pants” energy from this lady

[@spicyt0fu]

I love wizards with guns, great reference

[@Concerned_Custodian]

IS THAT A FUCKING WWG REFERENCE

[@thorny3218]

Reminds me of a story of one of my friends growing up. When he was a little kid he took his caca balls and stuck them in the VCR. when his mom asked who did it, he told her Chester did it. Chester was the family dog.

[@gkrees9509]

tf is wizards with guns? i thought this was a travis pastrana reference

[@spicyt0fu]

@@gkrees9509 look em up, they're hilarious

[@chriscarr6226]

Officer: "Have you had any alcohol?" Rachel: "Ugh.. Obviously."

[@djkizel]

I love when they say “I’m not speaking anymore” and they can’t stop themselves from talking.

[@joreywinmill5226]

Alcohol makes assholes bigger assholes

[@silviobrolusconi2890]

“I’m not speaking anymore……I just think it’s funny that…”

[@MrSmashySmash]

Having your story covered by Charlie is the worst possible social death

[@Whstdueh]

Not if hes laughin at it, but in this case absolutely 😂 I thought same thing

[@sealboy1211]

This space probably seems bigger than it is when you are consuming it. Most of us have pretty focused interests that led us here, a few million people spread across the planet seeing you fuck up sounds bad. But I’d bet few face many social consequences from this lens.

[@Drakholm]

​@sealboy1211 ummmm, no dude. Charlie is PLENTY to rocket her off into a social crash and burn. 80% of those who know her are aware of her mistake by now- and as much as 50% will see his commentary specifically. She was viral before, him covering means she's entered the viral history books. It's like pouring concrete on it for posterity for sure. His impact goes WELL beyond the mere number of subscribers.

[@sealboy1211]

@@Drakholm it’s easy to feel a space this large is “that” big. The mind can’t really visualize such numbers. You can’t really tell if a giant crowd you are in the middle of is 1000 people or ten thousand people. It’s pretty much the same in these mental spaces we congregate in. If you could somehow poll all the random ppl you pass in a day as to their knowledge of this channel, you may be surprised(perhaps it would be me, I’m not stamping my feet that you are wrong)that not many know Charlie not know of this video and that this persons life, is already as messed up by it as it will likely be. That a penguin fan would see this AND have even a small ability to punish her directly in the form of lost opportunity etc etc is extremely small. I mean to say sure it is enshrined for us, but none of this ready mix is gonna touch her feet, our perch is not so high, she might not even see us over here.

[@Drakholm]

@sealboy1211 And I'm saying 2% of the people she knows could know about his channel and the trickle down effect could amount to 30% in under a week. Of course he's a hegemon in but a "small" niche/cloistered fan base. But even if his subscriber base was 2 million it would have a sizable impact. 14 million crosses several thresholds that make it exponential. But again, she was already viral before Charlie decided to reply. But look at his recent commentary on that Rubi Rose nonsense. Without his video I don't think anyone would ever know her shit was a ploy. But the internet 100% does now. And they don't have to watch his videos directly for that to be the case.

[@bitchlasagna1]

Telling a cop “actually I’m gonna tell you what’s happening now” is one of the most unhinged things I’ve ever seen in one of these entitled DUI videos

[@EF0E]

Look at me. I'm the cop now.

[@K.Dre_is_Undead]

Tried to uno reverse and failed

[@Skelath]

I want to see the court footage of her arguing with the inanimate object that is the ring door bell that caught her crashing her own car.

[@tubax926]

Eh she's trying to weasel out. I was rooting for her because I wanted the bad guy to get away with it for fun. It would've been cool if she got away with it but now we're calling her unhinged because she didn't haha

[@Joedirt32]

@@tubax926 Uh get help.

[@LifeHawkeye]

May 2 marks the day I quit drinking 7 years ago in 2017. I occasionally find videos like this to remind myself how destructive my former life was and reason to stay alcohol free. Hopefully this young woman learns from this humiliating experience and gets sober herself.

[@randomperson2680]

7 years amazing! wish you the best

[@LifeHawkeye]

@@randomperson2680 Much appreciated friend, God bless!

[@MsBonsai2010]

Keep striving brother 🤙🏻 this random stranger's proud of you

[@Average_enjoyer_of_hk]

Very good! That’s impressive!

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

Good for you!

[@supahflames]

9:38 “I won’t answer anymore of your questions.” “You’re not gonna answer any more of my questions?” “Nope.” 😂😂😂

[@k1ng5urfer]

I enjoyed that thoroughly

[@colt4505]

For anyone who doesn't get this: her saying "nope" was answering another question. If you needed this explained, then you're probably as high as I was 😂

[@mediadevourer8413]

I love how the woman just sees the police officer and immediately crosses her arms and stands next to him looking at the car like. "No clue. A mystery wrapped in a enigma. It may never be figured out"

[@JokersD0ll]

Even the riddler and batman couldn’t figure this out

[@Naptosis]

"Don't worry officer, we'll catch those hooligans!". 👮🙅

[@trevoreggleston5815]

a mystery wrapped in a mystery... ur not smart

[@EarthmanJim]

*In hotdog suit* We're all trying to figure out who did this!

[@deen7530]

"Maybe, if I act like the officer, he'll think I'm another cop who just happened to come along and find the scene.... yes, this is a perfect plan! Rachel, you've done it again!" - Rachel's internal monologue

[@blame7121]

She's her own attorney, so whenever she says "you'll talk to my attorney", she OBVIOUSLY means that she'll keep talking

[@Sadlander2]

*Obviously!* Haha!

[@izzyxblades]

🤣

[@ThisPersonIsARe]

I bet the officer became depressed after that realisation.

[@The_momur]

🤣😂😆🤣😂😂🤣👍🏼

[@skylar5257]

She’s like Dr.Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, when she says anything about them talking to an attorney she mentally changes into her attorney.

[@notsure1969]

I love how she was just casually digging through the sunroof as the officer approached.

[@rainy_nights]

If someone can act this poorly when caught committing a horrible crime, imagine how bad they are in general day to day life.

[@InspectahReese]

You can tell Rachel has gotten away with a lot in her life and nobody has ever checked her before 😂

[@klataface]

She’s gonna get a rude awakening 😅

[@jasonburris334]

@@klataface Not likely, the bias in the "justice" system is outrageous. A woman or minority can literally commit murder right now and be released with no bail.

[@NateS917]

you said check her like shes gonna get her card pulled in the hood😆

[@traderzzz123]

i blame her, her parents and the people around her.

[@bigisrick]

Guarantee she accuses all of her exes of being "narcissists" and "insecure"

[@EsPea86]

As a bouncer, I love when very clearly drunk people try to sound not drunk af when they’re talking to you because you know they truly believe they’re acting completely normal

[@symbolsarenotreality4595]

As an imaginary person I love it when real people try to talk to me.

[@obrey__]

@@symbolsarenotreality4595 I like your name. there’s this theory by a Physicist named Bachelard who said symbols and poetry are deeply connected to memory. Would you consider memory to be reality / real? I see memories and symbols like a shadow or reflection of reality, but honestly idk if shadows and reflections are *real* either

[@WoPrulez]

This is true lol I love it they really try to be so proper and everything

[@Moondropmedia]

People who pretend they aren’t drunk are missing the entire point cause they look like they’re trying to act sober by acting “not drunk”

[@Oh-fr2nv]

@@obrey__wtf just happened

[@Bobby-B-Baby]

Inigo Montoya: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

[@scorpion-lg4ic]

ooohhhh.... one of my all time fav movies. a classic. you have great taste

[@user-tc9mi8xn5i]

OBVIOSLY

[@vigilance4749]

Man I was waiting for the police officer to mock her voice and say "Wellll obviouslyyyyy... You're drunk"

[@Chesslover69420]

The fact that she actually tells a law enforcement officer "It's okay, we all learn." Unbelievable arrogance.

[@kristenrockwell6637]

That's a little device we like to call "foreshadowing" later down the line we're going to explore "plot twist" when one of them does in fact learn.

[@drakkenmensch]

Classic sovcit move: "I'm going to EDUCATE you about the law, officer."

[@tegridyfarms6851]

While shes an idiot and deserves everything thats coming…. Alot of “law enforcement” do not understand the law and you see it in the news every day. Its both sad

[@gageman5000]

True dat

[@o60zyzir]

LOL

[@Cimlite]

Her standing next to her flipped car on a quiet road, explaining "I only had one cocktail", that's like something you'd see in a sitcom.

[@Houshalter]

It'd be worse to lie to a police officer about it though. Her best bet was to try to make a case that it was under the legal limit.

[@josephmother2659]

⁠@@HoushalterI mean it’s pretty obvious she’s lying but police and the courts are not allowed to assume such

[@Zenigundam]

I saw this on Law and Crime Network's channel the other day, and I thought she was attractive until the officer said that her breath reeked. Bad hygiene is an instant turn-off. I've had to call girls out on it before, didn't matter to me if the first date was ruined. Her car was full of clutter, so she's definitely a messy person.

[@Ar1AnX1x]

*standing next to a flipped car* "I only had one cocktail" *sitcom laugh*

[@prakhyatsingh263]

Your comment doesn't make sense and it isn't needed if you judges

[@HumanityIsBroken]

She tried to pull some jedi mind tricks on the cops 😂 *waves hand* "You just ASSUMED I was driving" lmfao

[@brendansage6876]

"Th' worst part iss..." _trails off for actual seconds as she thinks of the correct words_ "I'm not 'ntoxicated...." Real convinving acting there, she needs a Golden Globe award for best comedy actor!

[@flargie]

You would think as a lawyer, she would have known better than to incriminate herself repeatedly

[@qqu1nten]

being honest with good cops like these 2 goes a long wayyyy

[@abbiebamboozler3090]

She could just be lying about being a lawyer

[@Anonymous-ld7je]

She was wasted... Clearly

[@topnoob100]

​@@Anonymous-ld7jeobviously 😂

[@winrawrisyou]

@@qqu1nten This is one of those situations where it's better if it doesn't go a long way. It's not like getting caught in a speed trap going 12 km/h over the limit. Not that it really matters for Rachel lol.

[@Adurite]

I love how she was just so calm about it in the beginning: "Oh hi hello there" as if her car is not literally SIDEWAYS.

[@SussyGabrielOFFICAL]

I’m 100% better than Charles 💀🤣

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts

[@Tom-ck3io]

@@rrr11779 You have 1 sub 🤡

[@elizabethoreilly1991]

@@SussyGabrielOFFICAL bot spotted

[@Bewurt]

@@p-__ lmao finally someone who makes fun of bots

[@bella42291]

I have a beer cocktail for you. 1 can of Guinness extra stout 1 shot of Jameson whiskey 1 splash of Bailey Irish cream Tastes like ice cream

[@ekatlind]

Really? I never drink beer but I do have whiskey and Irish cream so I’m curious to try this out

[@drewmortenson]

As a stout fan-boy, guinness is awful but I'm forced to write this down to try it...

[@namespaced4437]

@@drewmortenson well was it good?

[@drewmortenson]

@@namespaced4437 How much of an alcoholic do you think I am? haha nah but I don't have any Guinness, Baileys, or Jameson, or the money to go out of my way for it at the moment. It's a long term goal lol

[@jelly_4_brainz]

Screenshotted so I can try it sometime

[@SprangBrake]

Playing dumb is a better strat than flirting with the cop

[@Dev-dg2wb]

The audacity of drunk drivers never stops surprising me like how tf are you gonna do something like that and be mad when you get in trouble 💀

[@what2due_]

Yes

[@iCortex1]

Because ... they're, you know ... drunk

[@zugdigitalx]

​@iCortex1 why do we even allow alcohol to be legal at this point, its one of the most harmful things one can consume

[@eshryo237]

@@zugdigitalx prepubescent take

[@NotLard]

@@eshryo237 alcoholic take

[@Sadlander2]

She's either pretending to be a lawyer or she's so drunk that she believes she's already in court and not in a cop car. A lawyer wouldn't talk to the cops, let alone start pleading her case right there, handcuffed, in the back of a cop car.

[@ChaoticMoron]

At first I thought she was buying time to try and get the alcohol level a little lower for the blood test

[@hyde3155]

​@@ChaoticMoronshe would have to be a lot more sober to even have a slight sprinkle of this idea

[@ChaoticMoron]

@@hyde3155 🤷‍♂️ but it was only one beer-cocktail haha

[@requiemforameme1]

I don’t think Rachel has passed any bar, exam or otherwise.

[@o60zyzir]

she probably in law school that her parents put her in

[@FinnNagle]

I really wish I never found this KZbin channel. I used to go to bed early but now I can’t stop watching these videos because Charlie’s commentary is pure gold! 😂

[@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606]

“She herself is a lawyer, a damn good one that too! Up there with the greats, like Saul Goodman, billy Mitchell, and Alina Habba!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@danidakota7304]

Saul is the best lawer ever

[@RecliningWhale]

If she *is* a lawyer, she's doing a damn good job of making sure no one who sees this shit will ever hire her to defend them.

[@Stephanie-we5ep]

Let's hope that she's one of the other types of lawyers... actually let's hope she gets some involuntary time off; the rest of us would!

[@kaj7135]

@@Stephanie-we5epHere’s your Most Delusional Comment award. 🏆

[@LelynnsSquirrels]

sounds like she's been listening to "Chille DeCastro" alil too much.. (Chille's STILL currently in 3rd place, for The Grifties Award btw 🏆) .. what a "Law Scholar"..

[@WildRabiea]

She's as much of a lawyer as a child playing one, but she definitely is a liar. Maybe she got those two words mixed up.

[@icedoutjj977]

i get what you’re saying, but her defense in the car, while actively being shitfaced, is a pretty good argument. as bad as it may sound from our POV, she was actually building reasonable doubt, even while being shitface.

[@corujarandompt9330]

I love how she says ''you assume I was the one operating my vehicle, correct?'' as if she wasn't literally the only one around her car the entire time

[@crankfastle8138]

I mean the assumption is based on her direct statement that she did operate the vehicle and was alone. So, she is kinda right.

[@corujarandompt9330]

@@crankfastle8138 I assume you mean the "lawyer" was kinda right, which I disagree, I cant remember now but charlie did say she admitted to being the one driving before getting in the police's car

[@imnotrobot4394]

@@crankfastle8138 isn't that a stupid question to ask when she literally stated she was the one driving the car, it's her car and nobody's in her car beside her?

[@San-lh8us]

jugding by what she looks like here, i would die to see how the trial went out district attourney: _presses the button to start playing the video_ also district attourney: the people rests its case

[@crankfastle8138]

@@imnotrobot4394 no stupid questions, just stupid answers. Like her stupid answrrs to the first officers questions.

[@BalgaBear]

That Parked car on this very straight, very low speed small town road... came outta nowhere

[@Cee-3PO]

Would've had a better chance fleeing the scene and claiming it was stolen 😂

[@juliemunoz2762]

you can only get away with that if no damages were caused to others property. else it’s hit n run. esp if there’s a witness.

[@JimzAuto]

She’s too drunk to run, and too wasted to walk very far.

[@hypershadic1151]

The line "It's a bitch when you arrest a lawyer" actually caused me physical pain from the overwhelming amount of cringe, she really thought she was megaminding the cop.

[@LunarEleven]

Well, she's a lawyer, and she's a bitch, so she was really just stating facts. (Obviously)

[@artyb27]

I rarely groan out loud at a video but fuck that got me

[@tanyavasina2028]

well OBVIOUSLY she was

[@awp-erator4525]

​@@tanyavasina2028😂😂😂😂

[@pootube2024]

CORRECT

[@HTRPD]

This was obviously insane on her part, but I was in shock when she said "it's a b*tch when you arrest a lawyer" because in her head canon she genuinely believes she's owning these cops at every turn. This is possibly the worst drunk driver Charlie has ever talked about.

[@amw2005]

“obviously” haha

[@THErealMarMar.]

Besides that one lady who had driven over a bunch of people while driving drunk, resulting in deaths, and then laughing about it when being interviewed.

[@thomashunt6000]

Obviously

[@alexz4752]

@@THErealMarMar. who was this...?

[@Avruthlelbh]

Maybe not "worst", but certainly "most insufferable".

[@MamaAkina]

So validating to see everyone's reaction to her behavior. My mother in law gets this shitfaced like once a week and treats my family the same way, she's toxic asf.

[@dannomusic47]

I love hearing the little laugh at 4:58 by someone OBVIOUSLY standing nearby!😂

[@DocBree13]

“Do you always ask redundant questions?” She’s got a LOT of nerve

[@arribaficationwineho32]

“On,y when talking to drunks”. Obviously

[@danrodrigues3531]

obviously

[@htgfrds]

Dont you know white women are allowed to be disrespectful to cops

[@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606]

Obviously! 😂

[@TJRockPL]

“Do you always say obviously?” - me if I was the cop

[@JSainte17]

The female officer saying hi and her just going, "Ummm nope." made me laugh so hard. That officer looked at this officer like, "Wow." lol

[@justsomeasianguy220]

You’re lucky you arent a cop

[@moonbyulswife3990]

@@justsomeasianguy220huh?

[@tomashmore7413]

You're sucky you aren't a poc @@justsomeasianguy220

[@Colinray2]

​@justsomeasianguy220 I'm curious too wtf are you talking about?

[@hazyrays994]

@@justsomeasianguy220 but what if they are a cop

[@bballforever100]

im 8 minutes in and it has been a rollercoaster of emotions already... a "beer-cocktail" omfg HAHAHAHA

[@TheeGlocktopus]

Boilermaker or possibly Chelada.

[@PhilieBlunt666]

"been drinking?" Obviously...😂

[@smokahs]

Love how she was communicating so calm like her car wasn't rotated 90 degrees on its side

[@GeeManFig]

should I Drop out of school to BECOME the greatest artist ever❓🙏🤞

[@dikemavis666]

@@GeeManFig yes

[@Jakef100f]

Its just a car

[@oxey_]

gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[@slartibartfast2649]

​@@GeeManFig only the first half of that is within your capabilities, I am going to assume.

[@vedantpanchal7785]

It's so wild that a person can act so entitled when they know their life is over.

[@GeeManFig]

should I Drop out of school to BECOME the greatest artist ever❓🙏🤞

[@iicybrii4883]

@@GeeManFig you aint doin shit

[@user-zm7zl9lc6j]

A dui charge wont ruin your life, it will make it more difficult though

[@Alls10]

Nah, she'll lawyer up, maybe get her license suspended for 6 months.

[@DougBurgum4VP]

It's wild that DWI is a crime at all.

[@barryjames3747]

"This is how it's gonna be. Obviously you're going to take me home , make me choccy and put me to bed, right?"

[@spencerpearson1321]

There was a guy in my city, who got off on drunk driving charges, because the officer figured out what he was actually sleepwalking, and managed to wake him up. He was very confused about where he was, and was horrified to find out that he has been driving in his sleep.

[@Spindinglous_Glingle]

how do you drive while sleep walking

[@jayceyallen7745]

@@Spindinglous_Glinglemuscle memory

[@Standardhumanbeing]

Sleepwalkers can do basically anything while asleep. It’s insane

[@sunny-gt7qw]

sleep driving is still illegal

[@spencerpearson1321]

@@sunny-gt7qw not really since it’s involuntary. Several courts have ruled in favor of the sleepwalkers since they had no conscious control over themselves. There are even a few cases of people getting off for crashes where they failed a breathalyzer test because they drank before falling asleep. It was ruled that they had consciously done nothing wrong and couldn’t be charged with a crime.

[@adalbertocardoso4920]

I'm not a lawyer, but considering her name is Rachel she has no Miranda rights. At most she has Rachel rights.

[@wyattjohnson5181]

Looks like she mostly has Rachel Wrongs

[@themusicaljunkie37]

Ha cha cha!

[@jaklumen]

Sadly I have a sister named Rachel, and yet I agree

[@matyuih]

Obviously

[@niclikescakes]

​@@wyattjohnson5181 This was hilarious dude

[@Mrincrediblebot]

I'm impressed with how she was able to keep that condescending personality through her drunken personality. Wild even alcohol didn't stop it lol.

[@captaincringe2839]

Alcohol is nature's greatest "truth serum", it rips offs peoples masks they normally wear in everyday life, this isn't her narcissistic personality "seeping through", this is who she really is.

[@hoopslaa5235]

Obviously it’s resting. This is baseline obviously. Imagine dating her. And the just even basic regular relationship arguemnts, not even the complicated and deep important ones. God damn infuriating. This the type of b!tch that gets what’s she deserves and then cries she didn’t do anything wrong or provoking 😉🫣🤣🤣

[@skyhunter2816]

If anything alcohol increases ego.

[@RDUFFAL]

​@@skyhunter2816 really depends on the alcohol, beer and whiskey make egos skyrocket, most other stuff just incites violence

[@MellowMutant]

right 😂

[@Frip36]

Commentary was top tier. Made me morning. Legit LOL through this.

[@augustleo8368]

It is videos like this and others from Code Blue Cam that make me never want to drink alcohol again. I've only been super drunk a few times but these videos make you really want to stick to only water.

[@calebgoodwin2110]

You can tell she’s never been held accountable for anything in her life. Have fun reliving this night for ever, unbelievable.

[@MMumbles]

Reeks of pretty privilege finally getting checked.

[@208shooter]

she won’t remember it😂 only through video

[@gay4pay882]

@@208shooteryes, that’s the “forever” part.

[@illustriouschin]

Dude, she totally got away with it. She didn't learn shit. A bunch of incel Charlie fans laughing at her doesn't even exist in her universe.

[@onone4314]

Obviously, she hasn’t

[@mwoody1287]

"There was no car on the side of the road" Into the Officer quickly flashing the light on it was so perfect that no TV show could match it's situational humor

[@samueldubik4418]

She is obviously a victim of the most elaborate hit and run. Someone crashed into her, parked that car on the street to frame her, then ran away... obviously

[@MamaAkina]

fr all it needs is a sitcom laugh track

[@cowontop4317]

⁠@@samueldubik4418u gotta be joking

[@blakkat4126]

She may be a lawyer, but I have a feeling she never passes a bar.

[@patriciafix6626]

I love your videos. So good to hear common sense mixed in with humor. I love the California accent. Your observations and descriptions are so spot-on and refreshing to those of us who enjoy people of higher intellect.

[@dayofdecay433]

As she started to sober up you can tell she realizes she's in deep shit and tries to lawyer out of it

[@MellowMutant]

Fr

[@Select2Play]

Funny thing is, the whole thing about calling a lawyer to make cops leave you alone is for interrogations only, not for traffic stops. When it comes to traffic stops lawyers will only help with what comes from if after the fact.

[@HunterTN]

I like the part where he says "It's Rachel right?" and she says "yeah it's Rachel, nice-" because she realizes she's introducing herself again lol.

[@Barbieinawheelchair]

Yeah that was so funny hahah

[@marklewandowski8474]

Also loving the "I'm not going to answer any more questions" "you're not going to answer any more questions?" "Right, I'm not"

[@hirsutuscanis]

"yeah it's Rachel, it's nice... yeah. I was just driving down the road"

[@BriansRainbowOverIreland]

“You’ll just have to speak to my attorney”, and then she keeps talking, because she is her attorney lol

[@technomological9032]

"nothing to drink huh" *car on its side*

[@jonashelmke2564]

The start of it is already pure comedy gold. "Looks like you crashed your car, huh?" "No," she says, as she crawls out of the sunroof, "I didn't". That's the whole goddamn story right there. That's a masterclass in writing. "I parked it, sir. This is not a very wide road, you see, and I don't want anyone clipping my mirror."

[@WildRabiea]

"That's how I always park, show me where it's written that I can't park like this."

[@jonashelmke2564]

"What do you think they put this convenient roof exit on the car for, tell me that!"

[@frizzlefry1921]

Seems like a perfectly reasonable place to park...

[@acesdapug808]

Atleast she will save money on a lawyer

[@SussyGabrielOFFICAL]

I’m 100% better than Charles 💀🤣

[@SirPlocks]

Idk she might try to charge herself

[@nafereuskortex9055]

Wonder if she'll go to court sloshed

[@grunkleg.3110]

To be clear, even a lawyer would never represent themself in court

[@konichiwawanochinese]

It wasn’t the lawyer fault it was the parked car that was in the way

[@stratos9549]

bro she’s so drunk she doesn’t even care she totaled her car. get that lady off the roads💀

[@conradmcbee611]

Lawyers are either the coolest people you know, or they are people who are this exact person.

[@allyciasmith3940]

The best part is she tries a "Gotcha" with them when she said "You assumed that I was operating my vehicle." But earlier when the cop asked if anyone else was with her she said no.......soooo if you didn't operate your vehicle, who did? A ghost? A kidnapper?

[@DaShikuXI]

I bet it was AI!

[@Hidakaku56]

Jesus took the wheel from her

[@foxinbox8489]

Well, I do remember there was a crash with Tesla, driven by AI

[@friskybiskit3181]

Obviously

[@jjthe]

I feel like the "Obviously, I was driving" bit would be more helpful here

[@ShallowVA]

I like how at some point her lawyer brain kicks in to tell her to stop talking to the cops, but then her drunk brain overpowers it and just keeps talking anyway.

[@LBdreamin]

Obviously, I can fix her /s

[@Blue4life3344]

Hahaha. “Oh shit. Rachel is in control now. Tables have turned! Case closed!!!” 😮. Too knowledgeable!

[@mizuchi6022]

Her: You just assumed i was drunk right? You didnt bother doing any sort of test to prove it. Also her: No, I will not do a sobriety test, and you cant make me.

[@run_rabbit-run9762]

She 100% has gotten out of many of these situations before by her entitled tone and actions during this interaction, this wasn't drunk talk, this was "I'm better than you, so be gone" talk.

[@itmeurdad]

Real big "do you know who my dad is???" energy

[@LoFoSho]

Be gone thot! Be gone!

[@take7upyours822]

She "obviously" way used to getting her way or acting like a child when she doesn't. I don't know what's more annoying in life, people like her, or the people who always give in to and enable, people like her.

[@bluemutt9964]

Thats just how lawyers think of people

[@chrispritchard2331]

Ya obviously she’s like yaaaa.

[@bestereu2436]

This woman needs a therapist. And her therapist is going to need a therapist.

[@dazcaz8205]

Fun fact: all therapists have therapists! She's sorted

[@gaminacthemaniac6444]

​@dazcaz8205 Do the therapist that have a therapist also have a therapist?

[@colmwhateveryoulike3240]

​@@gaminacthemaniac6444They're the same therapist so there're no "also" about it.

[@Gildorify]

And a few beer cocktails.

[@dazcaz8205]

@gaminacthemaniac6444 yes! And their therapist has a therapist too! Eventually it's like a snake eating its own tail. In fact it's reported 95% of people in therapy are therapist's!

[@user-ok9nx9yr6k]

lol, you had me at “heavens to Betsie.” That takes me back to my mother and I had forgotten about her using that daily.

[@claychapman8142]

"did the car despawn?" Caught me off guard and I lost it.

[@kennalikespizza4515]

"What's going on, how'd this happen?" "I... don't know" Horrible but goddamn drunk people are so funny sometimes

[@Jaseadavis2255]

I really do wonder how she did that tho

[@lennychorn147]

My brother was a funny and highly entertaining drunk. That is until he'd slide behind the wheel of a vehicle. The old saying, God looks out for fools and drunks, really seemed to apply to him. As he'd usually would get busted within minutes of driving off. When he didn't manage to make it home without getting busted or hitting anything. It was always a single vehicle collision. Trees, signs, curbs, guard rails and poles were always his victims. Somehow he never took out a parked vehicle either(to the best of my knowledge).

[@lennychorn147]

​@@Jaseadavis2255She hit a parked car. Low speed rollovers occur most often in heavy traffic. All it takes is your vehicle tire to catch the side of another vehicle and it literally will ride up the side until it flips.

[@TwilightWolf2508]

Fun fact: Cops only have to read your miranda rights when you're in custody AND being questioned. Anything she says can still be used against her, just not what she's questioned about. The questions at the beginning are still fair gane because she wasn't in custody at the time. Anything she says after asking for an attorney can also still be used as long as the cops don't question her. If she's a lawyer, she's clearly not a criminal one.

[@crayons1584]

Ohh, I was wondering why the cops stopped asking questions after awhile. I have no doubt she was lying about being a lawyer, or maybe she had just started studying for it or something. No way she wouldn’t be aware of this, even while being drunk

[@Pownypower]

Well, she is literally a criminal lawyer

[@AristelCrowley]

​@@Pownypower(literally)

[@regulator18E]

Correct. I used to regularly not read Miranda rights until we got to processing because they'll just blab all sorts of stuff during the car ride un-prompted that can be used against them.

[@streeturchin915]

​@@Pownypowerwell OBVIOUSLY

[@majikmessiah]

10:00 Cops: "yeah, we don't have any questions at the moment, if you wouldn't mind puting your hands behind your back."

[@FoamiestOfBubbles]

"You assumed I was operating the vehicle correct" her car is flipped

[@Kazrel_VO]

She's a self made gal, making job opportunities for herself.

[@tiagobelo4965]

you've heard of judge jury, and executioner, now get ready for: criminal, lawyer and defendant

[@Kazrel_VO]

@@tiagobelo4965 Coming soon TO AMC!

[@WATCHMYCLIPSZ]

Ob

[@WATCHMYCLIPSZ]

​@@tiagobelo4965viously

[@DocBree13]

😂

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

Today's Fact: In 2021, a team of scientists created a 'living concrete' material, made with bacteria that can grow and heal cracks on their own.

[@SussyGabrielOFFICAL]

I’m 100% better than Charles 💀🤣

[@incoronate9597]

Damn you beat me too it you got the first comment

[@wirebug42]

Weird. Same fact as yesterday….and day before that…and… *edit* Lmao at all the “bUt LoOk aT hIs cOmMeNT hIStoRY iDiOt HuRr dUrR”. It’s the same comment that has been posted a million times, I didn’t say it was the exact same person posting it every time. Go look at basically any previous video and you’ll find this same exact comment verbatim. (That means word for word, for all you supergeniuses that know about the comment history function)

[@ahahm3]

thank you for the daily facts, facterinocommenterino

[@tristysstuff6664]

It's been literal seconds and this guy is here already. I don't know who or what you are but I do not like you

[@robdedrick2052]

Rachel that is called a Boiler Maker . I only tried it once and woke up on the ground with 2 inches of snow on me . Lucky enough the freezing cold shocked me in too consciousness and it only took 3 hours in warm water to wake me up . The next day I Experienced the worst hangover that I accepted with joy . That was over 40 yrs ago . I learned my lesson and never drink boiler makers ever .

[@generaljurassic7963]

She says “I’m not going to talk anymore” and then continues to yap 💀.

[@wilkiebaggins]

I wouldn’t doubt she’s a lawyer, I worked as a paralegal for a few years and was shocked at the stupidity I seen in what I always thought was more prestigious career.

[@dexzstar]

I've got a friend who was supposedly a lawyer. Guy is in the 37% tax bracket. Makes plenty of money. He's just not very smart. Has several "red flags" as far as understanding of money and basic socio economics. Doesn't really understand taxes, can't cook, and oftentimes would just show a general lack of common sense. I wouldn't really trust him to defend me. And he's horribly colored my perception of lawyers and paralegals.

[@blackjackjester]

Sadly, this frequently applies to doctors as well.

[@Th3Watch3r]

​@@blackjackjesteryeah my family Doctor definitely didn't get any As in school. 😆

[@pablopopodopaulos4931]

The real fact its people overestimate other people for havin a degree

[@neoasura]

@@blackjackjester And Teachers, you should see how drunk and loud the teachers get at the bar Friday after school is over. And they all drunk drive themselves home.

[@Anothertruecomment]

She 100% manipulates people in her life, you can feel how she’s so used her mega mind tactics working 😂

[@CantTellYou]

tbh her fried out manner of speech is perfect to make it hard to tell if she’s drunk or sober. Classic lawyer move.

[@gg-mercenary7104]

She's a female man. What do you expect? They have literally evolved to have this with out even trying. It's coded in.

[@jacklawer6389]

Your videos are gr8 , thanks man !

[@jimtaggert42]

8:12 "beer cocktails" are called boilermakers...obviously!

[@Sull1204]

Massive massive massive props to the officer questioning her throughout, she had such a golden ticket with how chill and kind he was during the whole thing, his patience is absolutely astounding especially with her unhinged and condescending arrogance

[@pattomwau]

I think he was trying to get her to talk as much as possible before asking if she’d been drinking. He’s collected evidence.

[@daniellecowan459]

I’ve never seen pretty white girl privilege go this hard! I’ve only interacted with the police when I was getting a wellness check, and when I was the victim of a crime. Have they ever been this kind to me? Nope.

[@jdeanwalsh]

do not talk to cops.. ESPECIALLY not cops that are "kind" to you. have yall never heard of good cop bad cop before? lol

[@Zoroasterisk]

@@jdeanwalsh Yeah, if she was any good at her being a lawyer, she would've exercised her right to remain silent, requested an attorney, and played it to the hilt. Probably would've ended with a court order to get her bac via blood test, at which point her only out would've been to try to find grounds to have it thrown out.

[@JonnyHavens]

@@pattomwau I'm obviously no lawyer like Rachel, but I thought they can't use anything she says in court before having her Miranda rights being read?

[@elaexplorer]

"The worst part is I'm not intoxicated" while sounding like she can't keep her eyes open, she's so close to passing out. 😂

[@hoopslaa5235]

Obviously it’s just the obvious non-plussed and unimpressive vehicular dismount here. Sooo not anything to see here and obviously nothing going on. Not sure Obviously why everyone is making such a big deal out of this, obciously she didn’t hit anyone else’s car or damage to anyone else’s property.

[@icetbaggins7999]

Maybe she received a head injury…shortly after birth

[@Abejaved]

The way the cars are positioned and facing, I can’t figured out how they ended up the way they did.

[@thenmresquad7507]

One of the main rarest youtube channels to sub to is eight here 💪🏽 this man can get straight to the point no bs no 5 minute intros just full on spazz on ppl 😂 love getting here daily

[@The-littlest-frog]

The only thing that was absolutely OBVIOUS was how drunk this girl was

[@JoeTheOriginalOne]

The most concerning part about this was that the intoxicated woman had a child seat in the back of her car. I don’t want to imagine what could have happened if a kid was in there.

[@saltyzu8412]

She is most likely raising a child…. That’s horrifying. Imagine, more of her being replicated and taught how to act in the world.

[@thesecretnewbie8872]

my neighbor's husband left her for a younger woman after cheating on hid wife for a year, ruining a 20 year marriage. My neighbor in turn decided to drive drunk a couple of weeks later, totaling her SUV and obliterating our neighborhood entrance. Thank god her kids are all grown bc she is just like this lawyer...@@saltyzu8412

[@jonashelmke2564]

@@saltyzu8412 Not sure, I feel like a bitch like this would take absolutely zero shit from her kids an be a pretty demonic mother that would ruin their self-esteem.

[@averyeml]

Well and even without the kid being in the car (thankfully), that kid was SOMEWHERE and mom didn’t come home like planned. Not to mention there’s clearly no way this was a “oh I never drink like this” situation

[@nicholasmatthew9687]

The only car accident I’ve ever been behind the wheel for, my car spun out and ended up facing the exact opposite direction and side of the road that I was driving in. After the accident the scene would have looked pretty misleading to a lot of people and this is pretty common. I don’t think she’s an attorney or even a legal researcher like myself. She should have known to stop talking so much, and the way she tried to speak legal jargon each time was near unintelligible. Probably just a law student at most, which most never actually accomplish anything or launch a career of any kind.

[@edh_alters7116]

The only "beer cocktail" i've ever heard of is called a Boilermaker and it'll get you drunk and put hair on your chest at the same time. That girl weighs about 100 lbs and I'll bet she had more than one lol

[@joshbryan120]

if she were actually a super smart lawyer, maybe she wouldn't have said anything. almost like her judgment was being impaired by something...

[@MonolithicCyanTsunami]

Obviously

[@darryllmaybe3881]

I also love tat when she was asked how much alcohol would she say is in the "Beer Cocktail" she almost said "4% Octane" like she's grading fucking gasoline efficiency.

[@We_silly]

Beer Oct….

[@brodymccarty9709]

I took that as her mispronouncing alcohol because she’s drunk.

[@darryllmaybe3881]

@@brodymccarty9709 Perhaps, but I like my interpretation better.

[@topg893]

It definitely sounded like she was about to say octane 🤣 because she's drunk

[@valekrrnz2226]

Im trying to get sober right now, this video comes in handy for those moments when i miss the bottle. Thank you Charles.

[@TheharshMoon]

Fun tip: If a cop blatantly says, “It’s not going to incriminate you further,” then that’s a for sure sign that they know SOMETHING.

[@tarettime9392]

Fun fact it also absolutely does. Anything you say to a cop can be used against you no matter when you say it or under what circumstances. Even if they tell you it can’t it can and will.

[@BlackBull517]

She wasnt drunk, she just flipped it over with her hercules level strength so she could fix her tire

[@peterguinan833]

Obviously

[@jomama3804]

So if they say "talk to my lawyer" but then she is her own attorney.....

[@kevalyarathore223]

Drunk driving is attempted murder. Change my mind...

[@milksteak4271]

I KNOW THIS GIRL!!! I met her some time in the last year at a pizza place in eau claire wisconsin. I was out back having a cigarette and she was came up and started talking to me being all entitled and telling me about how she "helps people get their lives turned around" but never really could describe what she did. She then lectured me about everything she perceived me to be doing wrong in my life, me a 27 year old man, i think i know myself pretty well and don't need this stranger lecturing me. Anyways, she is a friend of a friend and anytime i've seen rachel she's been HAMMERED. I mean, i know we're in wisconsin and all, but she has always been like 8 shots deep minimum anytime I've run into her.

[@YourSuccubus]

😂😂😂😂

[@na-ky8ou]

An alcoholic who pretends to help people getting their lives together... believable.

[@caiseejc]

Is it alcohol or some other substance?! Or both?

[@Sienn0]

Lmao

[@Geizhals.]

what a kind and goodhearted person, such a same shes down on her luck...

[@rhyshoward5094]

Y'know Charlie, I reckon she did pass the bar, and went straight to her local off-license instead

[@Pepespizzeria1]

Underrated comment

[@skellybones1428]

She was coming back from the bar lmao

[@jaykay845]

Obviously

[@user-zx3eo9qr9x]

​@@skellybones1428you're a clown 😂

[@SaintAnimus]

She's never passed the bar, she always stops for a round!

[@user-kd5jy3io2h]

"Rachel your going to jail" "REALLY??" "Obviously..."

[@daltonkanton1101]

This feels like the bit from I think you should leave with the hotdog car

[@HrvojeTalas]

The hand movement was a somatic component for an enchantment spell she failed to cast because because of intoxication.

[@TheWilderCat]

Being shitfaced aside, I think you need decent charisma to be a sorcerer.