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[@AmbassadorKat]

So the restaurant owner noticed this guy left without paying, called the cops, waited for the cop to arrive, and this guy was still that close to the location? He needs to work on the “dash” part of “dine & dash”

[@3magikarpinamansuit281]

Bro was waiting for a Uber to show up to get a free ride.

[@oby100]

No. He seems unhinged. I really doubt he had a plan. He argued and confused the bar owner so much that the bar owner kicked him out and called the police. The guy really seems like he can confuse his way out of it. No idea what’s wrong with him, but he wasn’t a typical dine and dasher

[@bccsivxx-xxivvii]

Haha no kidding. I guess most dine & dashers aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

[@fvlse_]

He’s obviously not too bright, what did you expect XD

[@Adiscretefirm]

You're forgetting how small Key West is, you can only go so far without getting wet or crossing a bridge

[@kanaria-cu3uv]

"I make so much money, I can't afford to pay you 70$" a sound and reasonable argument.

[@golasticus]

No bro you don't understand. He has a Robinhood account and he's a daytrader with so many investments and so much money. You're gonna have to apologize to him for saying he can't pay. 🤣

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

I swear this is someone I knew in high school who invited all his friends to a restaurant for bottomless wings during a football game then got mad that there was a mandatory gratuity added if you have a party larger than 5 (he invited 12 people) and full on argued with the manager for over a half hour refusing to pay the gratuity

[@logical1510]

He doesn't understand that you can't pay for services with stocks. Just because you have the means, doesn't mean you have the MEANS.

[@logical1510]

​@@Lawrence_TalbotI'll be honest, gratuity fees shouldn't be a thing. It's a thing in the US because restaurant owners can't be asked to pay their employees well. They would much rather pit customers against their employees, and vice versa, for mandatory tips, rather than have to deal with a 5-10% profit loss caused by decent hourly rates.

[@bulldowozer5858]

@@golasticus Woah Robin Hood!? Didn't they ban the poor off their platform?

[@Ark_Strike]

"I'm a day trader" = I'm unemployed and don't want to work 9 to 5 "I don't believe in liquidity" = I spend all my money hoping to win the lottery "it’s just 70" = I don't have 70 dollars "My assets aren't liquid" = I'm betting my last 2 dollars on a shitcoin

[@jackpace6845]

You should turn your life into a book man.

[@vsimp2956]

Well... Does anyone want to work 9 to 5?

[@scarm_rune]

@@vsimp2956 if the income is stable and is enough to pay the bills then yeah

[@MiGujack3]

​​@@vsimp2956Nobody wants, but you have to.

[@queensylvanas4556]

People that want to work a 9 to 5 are weird or have never worked a 9 to 5

[@dazenguile4215]

“thats my only form of payment-its not my problem!” it quite literally is ONLY your problem.

[@haydenrogers2915]

lol right

[@artsazon3668]

The amount of times customers have told me that us not being able to accept some form of payment from them (mostly EBT, sometimes the little old lady trying to write us a personal check) is not THEIR problem is astronomical. I’m gonna quote you to them next time 😂

[@BeavisSaves]

"I don't believe in liquidity" sure is a funny way of saying "I have no real money because I spent it all on shitcoins and meme stocks."

[@mandreadfg]

Heyyy doge is up today

[@kalashnikov1343]

Penny stocks

[@BeastOfMetal1989]

Those who don't believe in liquidity will soon confront liquidation...

[@zac-1]

well he's probably put all his money into failing retailers like gamestop and amc lmao

[@stinkymart3173]

Force feed that boah some sugar free Gummi bears and he'll found out about liquidity 😂😂

[@Awesomesauce213]

I guarantee you at some point he offered to give the waiter "Financial advice worth far more than $70!"

[@alanacos6947]

or exposure

[@ryuoh6928]

Said financial advice being "go to my website".

[@fridgeffs5662]

I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-ud4vf2hd7i]

So he acts like a rich investor/day trader online and doesn’t realize you need liquidity to have purchasing power in the REAL world. What a psycho. 😂

[@vgmoral]

redditors when they can't pay for their meal in 60 billion shitcoin

[@yongkysiaw6597]

Or an idiot.

[@AlexNV75]

Bro didn’t learn the most basic lesson of balancing liquidity and assets… Shit idk why he couldn’t just pay with liability via credit card: unless his credit score is just that terrible?!

[@YouCanCallMeReTro]

He's a fraud

[@TheCommanderTaco]

​@@AlexNV75could be. Probably used something like Cash App and is considering that a credit card lol. Says he uses Apple Pay, so we know he has some type of card attached. They don't accept apples pay. He uses a CC that gets declined. He also states he doesn't have a bank account, and no CC to my knowledge allows you to activate an account with them without tying to a bank account. Therefore we can conclude he doesn't have a real CC lol.

[@Vinthateshandles]

I work at Chili's and we had a guy dine and dash once.... He left so quickly, he left his friend there... and the friend had to pay.... The bill was literally 20 bucks.

[@dawatch65]

my “friends” did something similar to me. On top of leaving me at the table with the $60 bill, i left a $10 tip. when i was leaving, the waitress came up to me and said “you know i make my living off of tips right?”, so i had to give her the last 20$ bill in my wallet

[@mrfantastic992]

@@dawatch65 damn 😭😭

[@bepoo8363]

@@dawatch65i do not believe you, even for a little bit. Maybe just the part where ur friend leaves you

[@dawatch65]

@@bepoo8363 bro i swear on my life it actually happened. i was taken aback by her coming up to me cuz i thought a 10$ tip was an adequate amount for a 60$ meal, but I just gave her the 20 cuz i wanted to get out of there. Haven't gone back to a BWW since then.

[@Vinthateshandles]

@@bepoo8363 I believe him, I work with some fucking demons who will say shit like that when it comes to tips

[@McBernes]

"I have no liquidity" well bless his stupid little heart.

[@DarthPerkins]

That's why he needed that water.

[@GuireGod]

He must have been constipated then.

[@lizzyluv96]

Bless my stupid little heart apparently because I have know clue what that means

[@metelybob]

@@lizzyluv96 It means he has no physical money.

[@vez3834]

@@lizzyluv96 High liquidity basically means that you can sell something at market value quickly and get cash. Low liquidity means you'd have to compromise on speed or value. To use a ridiculous example: A giant block of gold is difficult to trade with efficiently. It's much nicer to have cash for your restaurant trip. But who are you going to sell your gold to all of a sudden?

[@taylorbug9]

I got fired over a family of dine and dashers 1 week before the country shut down over covid. And thanks to that, I got to sit on unemployment while all my coworkers back at the restaurant had to fight with unemployment every month because the restaurants kept opening and closing, opening and closing. Sometimes bad things are blessings in disguise

[@trevorwilliams1089]

Yeah one time I backed into a tree with my car and messed my bumper up and it had some other paint chips and ugly stuff but then the night before Thanksgiving I was rear ended by a 19yr old blonde girl with a car full of her friends in an old beat up Honda. She was on her parents insurance with full coverage. Got my rear end of my car looking brand new and got to drive a brand new BMW rental until my car was fixed

[@drew3494]

@@trevorwilliams1089insurance fraud is bad ass

[@pieswimmer1]

Based, I had my entire left side of my camaro damaged by someone in a parking lot. Insurance fixed it all up, including the stuff that had been messed up prior lol ​@@trevorwilliams1089

[@humanbean3]

that doesnt make sense but i hope ur doing ok and hope the people around u are doing ok

[@itchiegames]

you got fired for something else, probably your fault entirely since you want to lie about it online. but hey glad you get to brag about your unemployment! people like you are why people dont want to tip anymore.

[@-Hari-03]

"i couldnt pay cuz my assets arent liquid" is basically "i couldnt pay cuz i aint got no money in my bank account" which is basically "i ordered $70 of food even though i knew i couldnt pay" which is basically "im an idiot"

[@sparkofcuriousity]

He's rich! He just doesn't have any liquidity! 😂🤣🤣

[@cumsteak]

no u tho

[@beekydogg]

I’m glad you broke it down for me.

[@TheSilentWalkerz]

“Don’t delete the video” which is basically “I realised I look dumb but I’m pretending I know I’m in the right”.

[@Ilivepuppys]

yeah I am broke half the week after my pay and if I go out for lunch I always double check "okay how much do I have" and if its over 100 I am always like "oh no worries, I can get what I normally get without worry"

[@whiskyweasel3310]

What is the charge?! Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!

[@ozzy_fromhell]

The goat Charles aka CharlieV1

[@sofiamonaholzer2040]

KZbin asked me to rate your comment I got you right dw🙏🙏

[@Denniisboi]

Haha.. cracks me up lol

[@jamellcortedano9066]

Yes that is the charge

[@DeathmetalPersian]

He did not dine and dash. idk where he invented that bit in his head.

[@chokkko]

he just discovered he can't downvote in real life

[@cumsteak]

lmao, all of his weird gestures were just a physical manifestation of finding and clicking the report button

[@bobothy4903]

@@Dont_Read_My_Pictureshut up

[@thunderthys2077]

​@@Dont_Read_My_Pictureok

[@NotSoNarrowCast]

Or that he can't remove posts and ban people who confront his worldview

[@iburnmymouthwithramen2861]

Just take my fucking like that was awsome

[@huntercool2232]

“Don’t delete the video officer” *This man was THAT desperate for any form of attention he could get. He is 100% a Redditor.*

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

He was an illegal immigrant go figure. I’m sure the charges are dropped by now

[@eadweard.]

"Reverse psychology is a technique involving the assertion of a belief or behavior that is opposite to the one desired, with the expectation that this approach will encourage the subject of the persuasion to do what is actually desired."

[@Wesker1713]

What are you talking about? Unlike twitter or tiktok, on reddit you don't follow people you follow subreddits, and 90+% of users who post anything use the platform without a face. Being an attentionseeker has nothing to do with Reddit nobody gives a shit who you are there. There's even memes that having followers on reddit is more of a creepy thing than a good thing. You can tell a lot of shit about redditors but attentionseeking is not one of them.

[@elkike64]

Found one ​@@Wesker1713

[@im-ego-_-]

@@Wesker1713we found one

[@Croatz]

I actually forget that redditors exist in real life sometimes.

[@RobbieStacks90]

Get outside and talk to girls. Not everybody is obsessed with the internet and social media. You'd be surprised how many girls out there can actually hold a conversation. There's no reason for you to live on here.

[@SleepyMook]

Surprised redditors even go outside.

[@keen8087]

@@RobbieStacks90what are you on about

[@grunkleg.29691]

​@@RobbieStacks90See normally this would be decent advice. But this advice is coming from someone who's had at least one woman file a restraining order against him, so take what he's saying with a grain of salt

[@SlashinatorZ]

​@@RobbieStacks90wish I could but I live in car country, also known as suburbia. There's nothing but roads, gas stations, parking lots, & fast food where I live so our outside is sitting in traffic. I think car dependent city planning led to alot of this redditor mentality. Sitting in traffic is equal to sitting in some basement.

[@kristenhamblin2325]

holy shit, i know this guy. I used to work with him at a bar in Orlando that shut down a couple months ago. He was obnoxious as hell when it came to work with him, but i just stocked it up to him just being a bit stubborn. never knew he’d do something like this. he’d talk all the time about being in school for investing. crazy to see him here

[@mitacestalia7532]

so i guess he is really out of touch with reality huh?

[@Vlamyncksken]

Uhuh, I'm sure

[@bellxrianna]

i believe u 100% because he sounds puerto rican and you said Orlando

[@Kaity11]

@@Vlamynckskenthis guy isn’t famous, why wouldn’t he be known in a regular town by other people lol

[@mad7monkey423]

Wait so did this take place in orlando Edit: to me, I thought it looked like one of the surrounding cities like Winterpark

[@briancarroll6716]

"I got the money to pay, and i was trying to pay!" "Alright, can you pay now?" "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" 😂

[@SonicSega0964]

“I figured I want to have water while I give my payment”

[@conorstewart2214]

@@SonicSega0964 he wanted to have water so he could stall and try to get some money, sell some of his crypto or stocks.

[@khina3061]

"Aren't you Patrick Star" "Yup" "And this is your ID?" "Yup" "I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet" "That makes sense to me" "Then take it" "It's not my wallet" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Dr.Cirro616]

Patrick Star ahh

[@TehWhiteTiger]

"I'm a day trader" just translate to "I'm unemployed and betting on winning the lottery."

[@yellow6572]

90% of stock traders quit right before this time it’ll be big! Fr this time!!!

[@ConnorSemp]

How imma be frfr

[@jonashemmer8548]

Unless you have 25k in the market to trade over 5 times in 7 days….you’re not a day trader

[@ithasnomen9253]

As a part time trader you're 100% right. It's literally just calculated gambling. Looking for patterns, picking investments that will pay out within your expected time, it's literally gambling. Redditors & Meme stock ppls always lose money because they just try to pump up a coin then one or two guys out of a few hundred make any profit. Micheal Lewis said it best “Wall Street investment banks are like Las Vegas casinos: They set the odds. The customer who plays zero-sum games against them may win from time to time but never systematically, and never so spectacularly that he bankrupts the casino.”

[@aj897]

@@ithasnomen9253 Sounds like cope for losing money.

[@Speed-TV]

I watched the part that charlie cut out, basically he was rolling on the floor crying "don't kill me please" bro was acting like he was dying

[@JayBigDadyCy]

😂😂😂

[@JacaboBlanco]

They always do now lol. This "cops are killing randoms" narrative has really been co-opted by criminals as some sort of shield

[@LopsidedMoz]

Must have been an acorn

[@wizard0078]

@@LopsidedMoz 😂😂😂

[@notqua2201]

​@@LopsidedMozlmaoo

[@zzdogger]

I get it... I'm a serious artist and I hate when establishments don't accept tubes of paint or strands of beads as payment. Like, I'm an ARTIST My money is in ART SUPPLIES

[@alanacos6947]

Exactly what I said like ROBUX IS MONEY it's better and more modernized! ofc I'm not broke! have 4 million robux 😠💢

[@jaydenquek4629]

​@@alanacos6947ruined the joke

[@TheTruthAlwaysWins169]

That moment when he realizes he can't downvote the officer irl.

[@TheRussianGenius]

lolol ur username bro haha fits perfect

[@n7x]

He’s probably real mad that nobody gave him a Reddit gold award for this.

[@murilosampaio1264]

Immediately posted on r/amitheasshole after this

[@gikigill788]

More like he can't permaban them from reality.

[@TheScience69]

They tracked down the succulent Chinese meal guy like 30 years later, and he reiterated that the Chinese meal was in fact succulent. That's the hill he has chosen to die on for 3 decades.

[@writerintherye]

"I mean, it was a succulent Chinese meaaahhl"

[@TheScience69]

@@writerintherye aaaaah. I see you know your judo well, sir.

[@JuT11]

Also his name isn't Charles Dosza, it's Jack Karlson :)

[@charlesdemers1197]

It must’ve been THAT good, then.

[@mollusckscramp4124]

What a legend lol

[@Whochangethenane]

If it’s “just” 70 then why can’t he “just” pay for it

[@sparkofcuriousity]

Coz he doesn't have any money. Liquidity = available money And the man said he doesn't believe in liquidity lol The way the guy in the video talks he's either a moron or a scammer

[@lxggxdoff4131]

he was trying to🤦‍♀

[@JamesAutoDude]

​@@lxggxdoff4131 yeah doesn't matter tho... once you leave, you stole

[@megand12345]

​@@lxggxdoff4131apparently not hard enough

[@MustangSallyB1atch]

He clearly said his money was locked up in investments

[@quirda77]

8:10 I too have dealt with these kinds of racist before, when I go out and order steak and wine and then they refuse to take my chuck e cheese arcade coins cause it's not "legal tender". Yeah, sure buddy see you in court

[@2intheampm512]

Had me in the 1st half ngl

[@rachitgupta8345]

had me in the second half

[@JediMasterBaiter]

Had me in the third half

[@ohdear_marty7672]

had me in the half (?)

[@happilyisolated]

Had me

[@mariepayann]

“You can’t pay with that” “yea i know but thats not my problem this” how in the heck is it not your problem

[@Killbayne]

his problem is the 98% of his pocket money that he spent on failing shitcoin

[@SportsTalkElitist]

Nobody cares tuna cooch

[@kritivassharma1033]

He looks like a quirky NPC that gives you some wacky side quests in GTA V.

[@Officerplungerman]

THE ⭐TYRANNY⭐ OWNS THIS CHANNEL AND ALL ITS FANS 😂😂😂 IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE FATHERLESS

[@Officerplungerman]

THE ⭐TYRANNY⭐ OWNS THIS CHANNEL AND ALL ITS FANS 😂😂😂 IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE FATHERLESS

[@riyoszu]

KZbin is more focused on blocking ad blockers, than dealing with these fucken Bots.

[@NGCS-ej4lz]

That's pretty much all of Los Angeles. Its a lot of bad "Fashion" and Ultra Textbook Cluster B Personality Disorders.

[@ZOMBiFOX13]

​@@riyoszuBelieve me, these 'things' are way worse than bots

[@mickyd5009]

"I'm a day trader" Unemployed

[@fgh-553]

Mutahar be like:

[@UrResidentGhost]

@@fgh-553if mutahar was secretly not a millionaire lol

[@TheSilentWalkerz]

That moment when you realise day trading and consistently earning a return is near impossible even for the most elite traders

[@hopelessromantic3786]

​@@TheSilentWalkerzFr? My boyfriend makes pretty decent fun money doing it. I'll have to let him know he has a talent.

[@TheSilentWalkerz]

@@hopelessromantic3786You can trade on the side and make money. But to earn a consistent income is near impossible. The reason why is that in 365 days you need to earn about $70,000+ for a comfortable living standard in the US. To day trade you need capital. If you had $10k to start off with. You’d need to make 700% off of $10k all the time which is near impossible.

[@terrapinflyer273]

Imagine getting tased and taken into custody for not paying your bill at a restaurant. Referring to this man as an idiot would be a compliment...

[@user-os7ec4dm8x]

Idiots have more sense, this guy is obviously derranged.

[@DAYSEVENOVGG]

Ive only met one redditor in my lifetime and it was me, staring at my reflection in the endless void of a restaurant window.

[@averagepotato3769]

Praying things get better for you 🙏

[@envy8946]

Ur a redditor fs 💀

[@gamesafoot]

Did you pay for your meal, though?

[@regularguy7840]

It's not too late brother!

[@GlennTheSadMarinersFan]

I use reddit for a game I play but I am not sure that counts as being one I guess.

[@Troublemeyer]

Seeing a Redditor out in the wild is always something crazy. Usually they don't see the sun

[@stinkymart3173]

It's like catching a burbot. You know they're there but to actually observe one is kinda special.

[@HowToChangeName]

Outside their habitat, old habit dies hard

[@TojiFushigoroWasTaken]

they also don't get paid anything for that mod stuff right 😂

[@Troublemeyer]

@@TojiFushigoroWasTaken No, they make nothing. Same as Twitch Mods that looks very on just hopes and dreams that they Might get some attention from the person they mod for.

[@sickofyou4408]

Why do chronically online people make such weird assumptions about reddit users? No normal people talk about them like that

[@KillianTwew]

"I came here knowing I had no way to pay, and they're mad I wouldnt pay" is like, "I drove drunk and that stupid pole should have known I was driving there"

[@nesamdoom]

for real, dude didn't have money and went out.

[@chaosryans]

I had a customer that would come to my store and get a cup of coffee and then go to walk out. And its like "that is a dollar" and they'd stare at me like "oh you are going to make me pay?" And then they'd go out to their car for their money since they come in without any money. Gtfo

[@bigpapa4207]

I thought I recognized the guy and when I saw the police car said key west, Fl I knew I was right, I’ve waited on him before and he gave cash for only half his meal and left

[@dyslexic9650]

He did say that he had Apple Pay and they didn’t take that.

[@chaosryans]

@@dyslexic9650 he offered a personal check and they didn't take it? Most businesses post by the door and counter accepted payment methods. No sir, we don't accept 3 live chickens and a wheel of cheese as payment.

[@Jem640]

Mr. Succulent Chinese Meal is named Jack Karlson! He turns out to have a pretty wild past, and escaped from prison several times via wacky hijinks. When he was eventually caught and served his time, his cellmate was a guy named Jim McNeil who wrote his first stage play behind bars - they put it on for the prisoners with Karlson playing the lead. After getting out on parole, McNeil became a famous playwright. Karlson became an actor and played some bit roles on tv. In the video, he was arrested for credit card fraud. Supposedly he was super chill about until he saw the media, then he decided to ham it up for the cameras 😂 What a legend

[@willatano1464]

Not only that but it turned out that they got the wrong guy. He did not commit credit card fraud but apparently fit the description

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Bro some characters are really too legendary to believe these are real people lmao

[@chiensyang]

The only thing which I am interested is whether the restaurant serving the *succulant chinese food* still exists. If it still does, I want to know its address.

[@mikudayoooooo]

surreal finding out about this guy, looking up the clip, and seeing he died last week. rip

[@Sasquach1312]

A lot of simple cons are based on making the staff at a business to uncomfortable to stop you from doing something illegal. Getting angry over bills, yelling about racism, demanding refunds for stuff that they don't have on them, tons of bullshit. This guy has been conning people for a while now.

[@peenurmobile]

at my job i deal with people always coming up with stupid ways to get around payment. i learned how to just stare, and the lies just pour out. seriously, try it, lying people will try to convince you wayyyy more than someone that just has the one truth. like the guy in the video, he has a million different ways to say "it's okay just let me go" but an honest person that messed up would simply say "i thought i had the money, i was wrong"

[@nervousbabbs2769]

​@@peenurmobile ❤THIS IS FACTS. MY DAUGHTERS DAD IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR AND I'M HAVING TO NIP IT QUICK WITH MY DAUGHTER. SHE COMES UP WITH SOME OUTLANDISH STORIES I TELL YA😂

[@nervousbabbs2769]

​@@peenurmobile ❤THIS IS FACTS. MY DAUGHTERS DAD IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR AND I'M HAVING TO NIP IT QUICK WITH MY DAUGHTER. SHE COMES UP WITH SOME OUTLANDISH STORIES I TELL YA😂

[@GhostofJamesMadison]

​@@peenurmobileits wild if my card was declined i would immediately tell them, tell them il call the bank and then i would assure them id have someone drop off emergency funds. However if i actually didnthave those resources id just tell them that and say how embarrassed i was and if thereis anything i can do to work this out without law enforcement. If your a teenager you can easily get them to just have you work the dishpit for the night, i had a friend have that happen once. You may luck out and get a guy who is short 1 staff and actually could use your help. Ya you wouldnt want to close any doors by being weird and cringe if you made an honest mistake and most people are reasonable and would greatly apreciate your full cooperation. That restaurant owner actually seemed really chill, i bet he could have worked something out

[@peenurmobile]

@@GhostofJamesMadison yeah most definitely. i've been in a similar situation myself actually and i hadn't realized i brought the wrong card to pay with. i left my ID as collateral and left to fetch my other card, and things went fine. i would assume you could also ask if you can make some calls for someone to wire you money. this guy in the video could've done almost anything else and it would've been cool lol

[@tremoneyv]

What’s extra funny is Robinhood not only makes a debit card, but it can also be linked to Apple Pay. So he could have used his Robinhood account if he wasn’t broke.

[@itrikiwe]

Robinhood doesn’t let you withdraw cash until it’s been sitting for a few days. You can’t sell your stock and cash out on the same day. But this guy is definitely lying he just didn’t wanna pay or had no money.

[@TheKNIGHTELFMOHAWK]

Yeah he could use the card but he couldn’t use Apple Pay according to him the store doesn’t take it

[@1NotN]

​@@TheKNIGHTELFMOHAWK but he could transfer money from Apple Pay to Robinhood, which would mean if he did have money in Apple Pay he could use the debit card

[@squish162]

I doubt this guy had any money in cash available for withdrawal. He doesn't seem responsible enough for that. I bet he was 100% invested in stocks/options, which would take 1-2 days after the sale of them in order to be available for withdrawal, and useable on the debit card

[@gang12325]

@@1NotNon top of that robinhood allows instant deposits while you wait for your cash

[@MunyuShizumi]

Imagine paying for food, getting an empty plate, and the owner flashing you their stonks to prove they can afford to buy beef at the butcher.

[@sammpistols3378]

this one almost went over my head lol

[@blabla-kp5or]

When the camera in the cop car exposed his hairline it all made Sense

[@mollusckscramp4124]

LMAO

[@bronzergoth7598]

"im a day trader" "sorry about your gambling addiction, are you gonna pay or what"

[@highbread817]

Exactly lmfao

[@JustJesstheMess]

😂

[@StephenRain-v1u]

@@p-__define better

[@OhShiverMeTimbers]

The best part is Robinhood provides a debit card that allows you to pay from your accounts. Dude's such a fiend he probably had every single penny tied up in trades for the day.

[@sparkofcuriousity]

He said he tried to use the card but it failed, so my guess is the same as yours. Or he's a scammer.

[@shahiqyarbouti2635]

And that's exactly what he offered the restaurant, and they refused, because they didn't trust the card provider and/or the individual. They didn't even try to process his payment. So who's really at fault here?

[@Toastybees]

That's not what he offered, you didn't even watch the video. He tried to use apple pay and they don't accept that, as is their right. Instead of trying to work something out and maybe leaving an ID or something to go to an ATM and get cash to pay, he just left.​@@shahiqyarbouti2635

[@mostdope216]

@@shahiqyarbouti2635no. He said he offered to Apple Pay and they didn’t take it. Then his credit card was declined. Never said anything about a Robinhood card. But go off king

[@Justintime2GrowNetwork]

@@shahiqyarbouti2635 That was apple pay he said he tried to pay with. The robin hood debit card is a mastercard and is accepted anywhere mastercard is. They would not have cared who issued the card at all. How does someone like you watch a video and still not know what the fuck is going on?

[@bulldowozer5858]

"No Victor, you're gonna go to jail" Absolute Best line.

[@JasonS-eo7sh]

Dine and dash is despicable. I worked as a bartender for 2 years during college at a very popular bar that catered mainly to the fraternity/sorority crowd. At least two or three times a week, we'd have a customer run up a tab all night and when we went to close it out, the card would get declined. We had to take down their name and if they didn't reconcile the bill within 7 days, that amount was split amongst all the employees and deducted out of our checks. We were being paid $2.35 an hour because we got tips. After deductions, sometimes my checks were under $10. Many restaurants penalize the specific waiter or waitress when a customer runs out on the bill.

[@michaelharrison5725]

That doesn't seem legal to charge employees for customer theft.

[@mitacestalia7532]

Honestly you can't run up a tab in my country. You either pay up or don't eat/drink...

[@travellingdog3794]

Gtfo of the service industry my guy. 2.35 an hour???? Wtf is that lol. Working a double for a less than a crispy $20 bill after taxes? 🤢🤢🤢🤮… words can’t describe how I’d feel after all that. Forget the tips, you’re worth more

[@justsomedude7747]

This sounds pretty illegal, damn some owners are straight up evil.

[@firstnamelastname489]

THIS IS WHY WE NEED UNIONS GODDAMN

[@drewbakka5265]

"I only stole 70$ of food! No problem" Then just pay it if its no problem

[@whodoesntlikesurfing]

How did he steal it? They served it to him without asking for money upfront

[@ασσυ-ρ4ι]

​@@whodoesntlikesurfing have you never eaten out before?

[@chrisjones7347]

@@whodoesntlikesurfingseriously. How are you connected to this douchebag?? You’re on multiple channels where this is posted, weirdly trying to defend him and attack the business 😂

[@AuxiliaryPanther]

​@@whodoesntlikesurfingmost places do the math at the end.

[@thatoneundertalefanatic]

​@@whodoesntlikesurfingare you okay? Do you know how restaurants work?

[@1GuyGaming]

"weirdo NPC" was the perfect description of him

[@yupperz00]

I like how I read this comment the EXACT moment Charlie said this

[@eggnogalcoholic]

@@yupperz00it’s so wild when that happens! That’s happened to me before on other KZbin videos too ahhh

[@icebite9888]

@@yupperz00 funny, it was the same for me xD.

[@halfricansaint7727]

Really seems like a Yakuza side story

[@twojointsjay7330]

@@hoplul all these woke karen npcs smh fr

[@redseven4040]

Dude’s so narcissistic that he can’t even comprehend that he’s done anything wrong for stealing.

[@TheLegoBattlebotsLab]

When redditors find out they can’t block people in real life

[@MakuArein]

He was so delusional that he thinks the restaurant and the police are apologizing to him later lol

[@efrainamezcua7594]

@@Dont_Read_My_PictureDon’t worry I wasn’t planning to.

[@Jaret_Pealer]

This guy tried to cast confusion and rolled a 1

[@juliappoki]

His charisma points were also lacking severely.

[@g.mendes0482]

Bro rolled a 8 charisma but played it like a natural 20

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

?

[@ixcatls]

guy acts like that one really fucking annoying bard player who only plays bard because its memey. falls the fuck apart the moment the DM starts giving him hell for it

[@shirotako6249]

​@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 It means dude has no charisma but acts like he's the most charismatic being on this planet

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@@shirotako6249 8 is being rather generous, Fallout New Vegas would probably classify him as a Misanthrope. Not sure about DnD though

[@zacmcgrath9675]

Hahahaha yup

[@sir.dookie5827]

"I have no liquidity with me" will be my new excuse when anybody asks me for money😂

[@cumsteak]

justify it by showing the Robinhood app - not even signed in though lol

[@VampiresAreRealGuys]

any time a store wants you to pay for something just flash the robinhood account

[@scarthy]

Unironically one of the best Democracy Manifest impressions I've heard

[@unfreakedjamin]

Is your profile picture someone holding a raw chicken

[@davidmason3671]

@@p-__ yeah are you 5”6 tall king though? Doubt it you’re probably 5”1

[@ghg911thesigma]

I EXPSOED PENGUINZ0 ON MY CHANNEL WTF

[@AnimeFan22858]

What the fuck are these replies so many damn bots

[@unclefred3128]

@@p-__ I'm 90% sure that this kind of bot is actually part of the KZbin meta. I imagine the creator does it to boost the engagement through comments while boosting views. Then people who realize that they're obviously bots and reply, further boosting engagement. It's actually very clever

[@kansaschaser12]

I love how the police officer who is in the restaurant is just chilling with the owner and gets a water for free

[@1forallful]

I never thought I would see someone "spamming emotes" I the real world. But Charlie is 100% on it when he says that's what this guy is doing.

[@olvrlebl]

“Get your HANDS OFF MY PEN!S!” Got me rolling 😂

[@BrainrotEntertainment]

Same lol😂

[@BrainrotEntertainment]

@@DurrburgerTYRANNYdude are you trans or something? Chill out big dawg

[@ghg911thesigma]

I EXPSOED PENGUINZ0 ON MY CHANNEL😃

[@Not_a_Femboy._.]

​@@DurrburgerTYRANNYwe do not care

[@daniel19465]

where is that from

[@borealernadelwald]

One time I went to get a haircut, but I didn't realize that they only take cash, which I didn't have enough with me. So I told them I'll quickly go to the bank (that was only 5 mins away) and then come back to pay. I did and everyone was happy - except the fact that I was super embarrassed about the situation. Stuff happens, but you need to be willing to find a solution. He could've said that he'll be back with cash later and left either an item or his personal information behind.

[@DarthPerkins]

Did they take the haircut back and start glueing the hair back on?

[@dannydanny2789]

​@@DarthPerkinsthey hit you with a balding ray on the way out

[@mitacestalia7532]

ikr, i usually let them take my ID, grab some cash in ATM, go back and pay, take my ID back. Works everytime. People just want to get pay and they don't mind waiting longer when there's insurance.

[@13donstalos]

Um... He was trying to rob them. That was his solution.

[@hailey8941]

Places in my area would tell you it’s fine and to go to the bank, then call the police on you anyway. Small business=shady ass bastards

[@jwsuicides8095]

I was in a relationship with someone who had been high up in the legal profession. He told me how he'd had a meal at a really nice restaurant and had decided to not pay for some excitement. He did get caught by the police but was able to talk his way out of it due to his legal knowledge. I just felt sick and told him about waiters often having to pay the bill when someone runs. I thought it was a horrible thing to do - not exciting, just seedy. Yes, the relationship ended.

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Goddamn that's truly disgusting. Had me in the first half when I thought he was going to "aha" the police as a party trick and go back and pay. The fact that he could but chose not to, ruining potentially multiple people's day AND wasting public emergency resources for some sick ego inflation just reeks of SDE, so gross and multiple red flags. Good call on ditching him lol

[@buckyhurdle4776]

Theres no fucking way waiters pay out of their tips for theft, that has to be illegal

[@jwsuicides8095]

@@buckyhurdle4776 I guess depends what country you live in, etc...

[@rshs5821]

I'm pressing x to doubt on him "talking his way out of it". Any time I hear that I assume the person is lieing

[@murilosampaio1264]

​@@mollusckscramp4124tf is SDE?

[@orionbarnes1733]

The fact that he gets handcuffed next to a sign that says "FREE MONEY SAVING COUPONS" is poetic

[@phoenixcommandtv5258]

BWAAAHAHA I had to go back to see for myself, I cannot breathe lmao

[@TojiFushigoroWasTaken]

time stamp 11:22 😂😂

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Key West is a sanctuary city Migrant: I’m going to dine and dash then claim sanctuary Key Wets: listen here fucko

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

​@@TojiFushigoroWasTakennot all heroes wear underwear

[@scrapeddiamonds5776]

also ironic. for some reason that i cant remember.

[@Redrot272]

I'm also very always surprised when they ask me for cash in McDonalds, after I tell them I own a second hand PC that exceeds the value of 2 cheeseburgers.

[@cumsteak]

"Excuse me, MINIMUM WAGE PEON - have you even *SEEN* A 4090?!"

[@nesamdoom]

Do you have a copy of Conker's Bad Fur Day???? no, give me free food then.

[@MoTanG_0o]

Try KFC

[@jububoobaroo67]

They never ask for cash they put the card reader out assuming nobody uses cash anymore.

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

That sounds dangerously close to a liquid asset, which we know cannot exist.

[@JoeDiGiovanniIV]

That succulent Chinese meal guy gave an interview like a year or two ago and explained the whole thing. He was mistaken for an internationally wanted criminal, and was later let go after they realized they had the wrong man

[@Ozai75]

That's what he WANTED them to think :D

[@logical1510]

Not only is he an artist (painter) and did the whole interview surrounded by paintings he made himself depicting his arrest, which he, later in the interview, showed off to the crew while holding a beer, he also cooked a succulent Chinese meal for the production crew that came to film the interview. I forgot about the video of his arrest until today, but honestly, it's the greatest unintentional meme of all time. Literally sounds like a funny version of Winston Churchill while he narrates his own arrest.

[@prettypants4824]

Guess they got the wong guy

[@Nakul22099]

They did not know their judo well after all

[@Killbayne]

all I wanna know is what succulent Chinese meal he was having

[@solomani5959]

Cop lost his patience. Guy was a saint to let it go as long as it did.

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Fr, imagine society if every cop were that patient and respectful lol

[@gottaluvdd]

@@mollusckscramp4124sounds like hell

[@textman09]

I live in Key West and we have cameras everywhere and we have word of mouth. This guy got apprehended quickly. He was blasted all over the Facebook groups and people were following him around. Officer Hernandez doesn’t play games. I’ve had run ins with him before

[@Khaynizzle7]

Well that's Orwellian as hell.

[@textman09]

@@Khaynizzle7 well you can thank douche bags like this for needing them in the first place

[@nukewurld]

This is the weirdest brag i think ive ever heard.

[@textman09]

@@nukewurld not bragging? the island as a whole just doesn’t want people like that around

[@keredrealmusic]

@@nukewurld that is the weirdest thing to think that is a brag that I’ve ever heard in my life… Bro 🃏☠💵 watches penguinz0 from Key West and has relevant information and you somehow think that that’s bragging?? it’s an incredibly dummy filled world we live and I’m surprised I’m still here 😂😂😂

[@alexandrabelloso2176]

Telling a latin cop that he experienced racism.. barking up at the wrong tree there🤣

[@TheGuardianssorrow]

So many people outside of America idolize American behaviors. 😂 Its honestly wild to see America have fanboys.

[@yeeyee2018]

@@TheGuardianssorrowuhm this was in America, the cop is just Hispanic

[@kaj7135]

@@TheGuardianssorrowDeluded redditor detected

[@Darthwgamer]

@TheRealDeepFriedWonton Thank you

[@Mr_Jish]

​@TheRealDeepFriedWontonWell said.

[@Jacksxb]

That cop is about how I would expect a key west police officer would act, he’s so chill he’s prolly used to dealing with drunk people.

[@mollusckscramp4124]

He even went to the trouble of trying not to startle the guy- who just commited a crime- by saying he just wanted to get his information about it. He was so kind! One time when I was 18 and had my first job in a restaurant, I had to talk to a lady cop about a whole family who just dined and dashed and her first words to me, knowing the full situation that just happened, were to treat and talk to me like I was the one about to be arrested. I was shaking the whole time. Some people man.

[@trenthulkinberry7526]

Bro should never commit another crime, bro was like 15 feet away from the diner he just stole from

[@craigdawson5233]

1:24 "So now he's got 1 star." Charlie is such a connoisseur of words.

[@damienx0x]

That's just a gta reference.

[@itsjjuan]

@@damienx0x no shit bruh

[@Hunch0Grass1ey]

@@damienx0xgta????

[@concernedgamer]

Grand Theft Auto

[@Hunch0Grass1ey]

@@concernedgamer I knew what it was but thank you.

[@KazuDiabolis]

that nice cop going into spanish mode was scarier than any other cop video i've seen. gives me memories of my mom 😭

[@hiroikkuneko]

Why use a gun when you can use a shoe? Far more scary.

[@Nisowyd]

Idk man the acorn one was crazy

[@WidgetWagyu47292]

Facts 🤣 it’s because we Latinos have PTSD hearing someone scream in Spanish gives me flashbacks to my mom and dad.

[@ghostagent3552]

Cop: But would you pay? Dude: Nah, I won't

[@richogarden]

Not the lobotomy kaisen 💀

[@ghostagent3552]

@@richogarden it's drilled into me man. i didn't want to make that comment too

[@TojiFushigoroWasTaken]

​@@ghostagent3552Are you strong because you’re nah id win? Or did you leave it all behind and stand proud because with this treasure I summon throughout heaven and earth i alone am the fingered one, always bet on Hakari.

[@ghostagent3552]

@@TojiFushigoroWasTaken the lobotomy is strong with this one

[@Killbayne]

​@@TojiFushigoroWasTaken what spongebob quote is this

[@captencollin8753]

The male pattern baldness beneath the hat really ties it all up

[@SACRXT]

He was better off using the ol’ classic, “I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a free dinner today” as a form of reasoning lol

[@mrbeefy604]

Like spotting drugs

[@J-dg3lq]

Popeye reference

[@HarryDirtay]

The "Wimpy" 😂

[@MoonshineH]

I think the quote is with “burger” and not “dinner.”

[@NovaWolfe]

You missed the point ​@@MoonshineH

[@verdinox4548]

*Life Lesson: Whenever dealing with police, it is always best to be polite, honest, and respectful. I know that seems cheesy, but I've literally been set free by cops on multiple occasions when I was totally guilty or at fault, simply because I was super friendly and cooperative. Cops have to do paperwork for everything, so if ur nice and cooperative they might let u go just to avoid the bullshit paperwork. But if u act like an idiot, or if u act petulant, or if ur an asshole, or rude/disrespectful (etc), then cops will usually bust ur ass just to spite u.💀😅

[@turboshazed7370]

You also probably got really lucky. But I do agree at the very least it makes things a lot easier.

[@13donstalos]

Life lesson: don't rob people

[@verdinox4548]

@@13donstalos Technically, that's not a life lesson, tho.... that's just following the law.😅

[@clsa1370]

Also, be white😅

[@bittiebee]

​@clsa1370 yeah ngl, one time my younger brother and husband got pulled over for speeding while theyd been hitting a blunt in his car. They said the car was literally filled w smoke when the officer pulled them over, and he knew they had weed in the car, but they STILL somehow got away with just a warning. Definitley a combination of both of them being white and being lucky they got pulled over by a lenient cop lmfao.

[@skylerhuddleston3112]

“A succulent Chinese meal” I love that clip shi gets me weak everytime

[@ghg911thesigma]

PENGUINZ0 IS ANTI SEMETIC I EXPOSED HIM ON MY CHANNEL

[@your_-_mom]

@OfficerBeefbosswe know you have Asperger’s bro you didn’t have to tell us

[@MarkTravis-l6g]

I think youre a bit more on the spectrum than you give yourself credit for​@OfficerBeefboss

[@ReaIFem]

@OfficerBeefbossno offense boss but im highly autistic with adhd and you probably have down syndrome not gonna lie

[@Orthane]

"I'm Republican too!" That one made me laugh. As if the Officer was a Trump supporter or something he would just be like "Oh my so sorry my fellow Republican MAGA amirite? You're free to go!"

[@BlisaBLisa]

he was def trying to suck up to the police officer the whole time lmao he thanked him for his service at some point too. he (reasonably) assumed the officer is likely to be a republican so he grasped at that straw as well as another attempt to suck up to him. he way he jumps from one method to another so quickly i think hes just used to getting out of things by lying and being too annoying for anyone to want to deal with

[@grimdrippah]

We had KZbinrs, Kick streamers, vloggers being annoying to the people around them, but a REDDITOR being annoying to his surroundings, now that's something you don't see pretty often

[@APieceofT-BoneSteak]

Well yeah cause at least the former groups go outside

[@ghg911thesigma]

I EXPSOED PENGUINZ0 ON MY CHANNEL

[@AvionInfinity]

Usually they never leave their houses and only annoy their parents.

[@UKickMeDog]

Sarcasm

[@KingC89]

Strange to see a redditor outside

[@GenocideJill-]

This looks like the distraction scene in a heist movie, while they're talking with the NPC the rest of the gang is out there stealing the mona lisa

[@megand12345]

Oh my God I thought the same thing

[@ohhadivist]

This is so funny you're right

[@bobbobberson4295]

I think people call those characters or actors in movies, not NPCs

[@danm2656]

Charlie literally says this in the video.

[@boneenthusiast2052]

he's like the quirky comedic relief character from this sort of movie managed to make it into the real world. Only talks in quips and makes big gestures.

[@ThrawnFett123]

The Democracy Manifest guy if I remember right was basically an ex-con that was eating at a Chinese food place when they mistook him for a guy that was known to dine and dash in the area. Knowing the system pretty well, and not really knowing why he was being arrested but pretty sure he was innocent this time, he decided he wanted to make a big stink of it to mess with the officers cause "why not" basically. He then apparently gave an interview saying he was trying to deliberately get put in a mental hospital, but gave other ones later saying he basically just started that rumor to see if they'd believe it. So basically, he's just a chaos goblin that decided to mess with everyone because he got annoyed they interrupted his meal

[@sparklyharu]

I’m gonna start using “chaos goblin” from now on 😂😂😂😂

[@mkman1]

When the intrusive thoughts win

[@Knifedog-]

I saw an interview with him where he says he thinks he was a little drunk

[@KamiNoBaka1]

Actually the guy they thought he was wasn't known for dine-and-dashing in the area, he wanted for 19 counts of fraud and receiving stole goods totalling around $70,000. The dine-and-dash part comes from his resemblance to Hungarian chess player Paul Charles Dosza, who was known for dine-and-dashing.

[@ThrawnFett123]

@KamiNoBaka1 makes complete sense, and definitely lines up with all the later interview stuff too since obviously they were more interested in the speech itself and his motivations for giving it than the why of the arrest. I think the key point still stands of he decided to be a chaos goblin since they annoyed him for the interruption when he knew he was probably innocent this time though

[@shinjithenegotiator2795]

i love how patient the cop was

[@luisaguilar5343]

Telemundo Core outfit really puts it together. I can hear the Caso Cerrado theme from here. "Ey Papi, I no pay. Deh Brandon Aminitreichon no lemme pay. I no have liquidity. All mah money in Papi coin" The Cube on Cube violence here is a sight to behold.

[@RI-do4qf]

Telemundo core 😂

[@dmaa88]

You got me to laugh man, that was funny. Can you imagine if this dude actually showed up in Caso Cerrado to sue the restaurant?! "Doctora, yo no soy ningún con-man, yo soy un trader, legit, 100%, doctora $70 dolares los hago yo en un segundo, pero como quiere tu que yo page, si no me aceptan mi dogecoin bro?"

[@dmaa88]

Dra. Polo: "Callesé la boca, y aquí me habla en español "bro"... sir, you are entitled to your money, and I'm ordering the plaintiff to pay an additional $200 for the emotional distress he has caused you. Tu calláte la boca niño! He dicho Caso Cerrado!" Theme kicks in, crowd goes wild, I'm in stitches, and I gotta change mah pants 'cause I pissed myself laughing.

[@fabiolarivera9103]

PAPI COIN !!????? LMFAO

[@GonzoBeanzzz]

I’m astonished he didn’t tip his hat and say “you won’t like me when I’m angry pal’ to the officer 😮😮

[@Killbayne]

surprised he didn't stand on his tippy toes and growl at them

[@mollusckscramp4124]

BWAHAHA I'M IN TEARS

[@maskingtables]

I love the police officer is also Latino and he's like "Cállate y siéntate!"

[@4RILDIGITAL]

We can all learn from this, reminding us that it's always better to be honest and straightforward.

[@aspectnato8077]

Facts.

[@jackspedicy2711]

The one who lies usually believes his own lies, since knowing the truth is impossible

[@b.elzebub9252]

100%. Shit can happen. Things can go wrong. Might not even be the guy's fault. Maybe there's some issue at the bank, or with the card itself. Happens all the time. Just stay calm and work to resolve the situation. Hell, even if you hideously misjudged how much money you had left and can't pay the bill now.. Ask to work something out. Just be honest about it. People respect honesty a hell of a lot more than some obvious bullshit bluffing.

[@mitacestalia7532]

Yeah, like one time I was losing my money because I dropped it somewhere. I couldn't buy grocery and apologized for not being able to pay parking lot. They'll let me out and more concerned about the fact that I lost my money which was pretty big 😭 (50k rupiah, but it's around 4 dollar due to currency difference)

[@Foose3535]

Yeah if he went in there saying he’s hungry and ask for anything they may have gave him something

[@TripImmigration]

I can't stop laughing when he said "siéntate" with the same tone of voice as we have for dogs 😂

[@user-kx5en8dg7u]

ikr that part had me weak asf 😂😂

[@dylanchilders]

Its still crazy to me that people out there are this delusional. Any sane person would immediately realize they’re in the wrong by not paying for food you ate, especially a $70 tab which aint exactly a small loss

[@kayleesykes2739]

My thoughts exactly. How out of touch with reality do you have to be to think this is okay? How even further out of touch do you have to be to believe somebody else would believe the nonsensical explanation for not being able to pay.

[@wukongthemonkeyking249]

your pfp goes hard for sum reason

[@whodoesntlikesurfing]

Why should you have to pay for food at a restaurant when you don't pay for food when going to your relative's hous efor dinner? Do you feel guilty for not paying your relative money when they invite you for dinner?

[@donothesitate1198]

​@@whodoesntlikesurfing your bait is obvious bro

[@zopler5537]

⁠@@donothesitate1198bait or he’s genuinely that out of touch with reality and doesn’t understand even the most fundamental basics of business or expects everything for free.

[@menik6575]

"Your credit card declined." "Two words: 'Time Share'."

[@YourLoyalHighness87]

9:04 the orb of confusion in his pockets 😂😂😂 I take mine everywhere, never leave home without it lol

[@christhevillian]

Bro thought he had an IQ of 200. just for the officers to not play along

[@nonna_sof5889]

He missed the decimal.

[@jasoncarter9344]

Buddy is DEFINITELY a mod on Wall Street Bets. Sunk ALL his money in a brokerage account without leaving any in the bank to pay for bills and necessities. A True R Tard.

[@VorpalSnickerSnack]

Fuck getting someone to pull lingo from childhood, puts a big goofy grin on my face.

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Dude this guy was mild. One time I was in Phoenix waiting for an uber outside a FedEx, and this balding clearly homeless hippie man walks up to me rambling about the wildest conspiracy theories. He tops it off with telling me all about his "GME stocks" and how "him and the boys on reddit" were gonna stick it to wallstreet or something and I horrificly realize that this is an average wallstreet bets user. And that's why I wait for ubers indoors now. Longest 15 minutes of my life lmao

[@222tg_]

"look at my reddit's vault! Of course I can pay"

[@ryukami404]

"Look at my golden updoots officer!"

[@the_absurd_hero]

“Only $70!” Bro, even in 2024 dollars, $70 goes a good way. And obviously dude ain’t rich

[@kilbygirll]

feel like a stalker being this early.

[@Apupv]

Fr though less than a minute ago

[@shiiinsouu]

Sameee 😭😭😭

[@GalaxicWolf]

Your not the only one here in the first minute

[@rxt1991]

Same fr

[@Sol_Phur]

Same

[@Belzabond]

I've been addicted to police body cam footage the past couple days and most of them have been including people making their short sentences way longer by resisting arrest and assaulting officers, so I wasn't surprised to hear that this guy did the exact same thing as everybody else Here's something you also always see in body cam footage: "You're under arrest." "Why?!?!" **The reason why had been stated about 40 times**

[@robertgaudet7407]

The classic is to scream ‘I’m not resisting!’ While resisting.

[@Pain.-]

Same, been practically swallowing body cam content lately

[@codydavidyates72]

So maybe we shouldn't defund them, they'll take away the cameras

[@LeafBoye]

​@@codydavidyates72I think they already wanna take the cameras away

[@3magikarpinamansuit281]

@@LeafBoye Only the bad ones.

[@Ironman1o1]

Notice he's ALWAYS trying to get away. Thats why he keeps talking so much, to confuse them enough that he can slip away.

[@chadberry3317]

The sweat rolling off of his balding head in the back of the patrol car once he realizes he is caught is comedy

[@Thomas-o6v3q]

11:25 this guys bamboozle radiation levels were so high he made the cop forget what language he needed to speak for the radio 😂

[@jbzhummerh2gamer]

People like him are why other people can't have nice things.

[@ghg911thesigma]

I EXPOSED PENGUINZ0 ON MY CHANNEL FOR BEING RACIST

[@RaspBerryPies]

Bro why is no one talking about how fucking hilarious the cop sounds he literally sounds like a stereotypical Italian cop like guys why is no one talking about this!?

[@daysandwords]

"Gotham deserves a new class of daytrader, and I'm gonna give it to 'em" is one of the funniest things I've heard.

[@Boredman567]

The "Democracy Manidfest" guy you mentioned in the beginning actually isn't Paul Charles Dosza, who was a former chess grand master and a serial dine-and-dasher. He's actually an Australian man named Jack Karlson, and he was tracked down and interviewed about the incident almost 30 years later. Rather than dine-and-dashing, he was a serial petty criminal being arrested for credit card fraud. The restaurant owner falsely reported him as being one of Australia's most wanted, leading to an oversized police response and a bunch of press at the scene.

[@XT3ghostFTW]

The best part is you can use a card for Robinhood to use as a “bank”

[@KuraiCelestial]

Sad to see Charlie get arrested for annoying a redditor

[@Apupv]

Bro what are you drunk?!?

[@CaptLuser]

@OfficerBeefboss not today sperg

[@KuraiCelestial]

@OfficerBeefboss so did i

[@ghg911thesigma]

I EXPOSED PENGUINZ0 ON MY CHANNEL

[@dfred5094]

I’m a 30+ year old media creator with Aspergers syndrome who is a Jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I’ve been doing these kinds of things for 10 years and I’ve picked up a whole set of different skills along the way

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

0:15 Bro needs an Oscar for that NOW.

[@ghg911thesigma]

I EXPOSED PENGUINZ0 FOR BEING RACIST TOWARDS SKIBIDI TOILET

[@Officerplungerman]

THE ⭐TYRANNY⭐ OWNS THIS CHANNEL AND ALL ITS FANS 😂😂😂 IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE FATHERLESS

[@Officerplungerman]

THE ⭐TYRANNY⭐ OWNS THIS CHANNEL AND ALL ITS FANS 😂😂😂 IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE FATHERLESS

[@oneautumnleaff2119]

... probably not big dog

[@CommanderTK9091]

Bro really thought he could get away with giving an 'i-o-u' to a business and then somehow thought the business was in the wrong for getting police involved and immediately played the race card. what a specimen.

[@whodoesntlikesurfing]

Actually, owing money to a business is a civil matter; I guarantee the D.A. didn't prosecute him since we don't have debtors' prison(s) in the U.S. Police arrested him to fill a quota and because it's Key West so not much goes on compared to places like Miami or Jacksonville where the police actually have serious felonies to respond to

[@greatleader4841]

there are ways to get a IOU from a business. one way is to let them hold onto your ID and card until you come to pay the tab and retrieve the ID and card. that's why when you open a tab they take your card and ID so if you dont pay they already know who you are and they'll try to contact you before contacting the police if you don't answer within a day or so.

[@lskulski]

@@whodoesntlikesurfinghe wasn’t arrested for debt to restaurant, this is legally petty theft. He stole food from a restaurant, whether he says he was going to pay them back or not (which I don’t personally think he actually intended to do). That’s what he was charged with, and why dine and dashing is a crime in the first place.

[@brandongervais4694]

​@@whodoesntlikesurfingpetty theft and disturbing the peace, easy criminal charges. Only lazy officers direct you to civil court if you get something stolen from you.

[@alexisrivas307]

There was only one time I ran out on a bill. I was out on a date with someone that I was dating for a while. We asked more than one waiter for our bill and waited but one one brought it. We waited for almost an hour. So we walked out.

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Montreal? 😂

[@asecretchannel4135]

The one fine and dash experience I’ve ever heard be justifiable.

[@bmaster461603]

Drugs. All I can think of or just genuinely a psychopath

[@Stazy.7]

I can’t think of a drug that does this to a person, I think he is just completely delusional

[@chiball]

i was thinking it might be a personality disorder. he’s delusional.

[@MonolithicCyanTsunami]

Nah psychopaths are the people you see on the Explore With Us channel, but I agree with another commenter calling him delusional

[@ssnakebbite.]

coke or adderall or just an idiot, we'll never know

[@kg3451]

@@ssnakebbite. nah def not coke, you don’t want to eat shit when ur on it. He’s just loco

[@legueu]

5:35 "You're asking the wrong questions." That's why I can't be a cop, I would have broke protocol at that exact moment.

[@brandononishenko2841]

police departments would happily hire you 👌

[@angrycat6954]

@@brandononishenko2841real 🗿

[@CasualWarriorGhost]

That's probably why you can be a cop.

[@cwill2127]

@@CasualWarriorGhost😂 oh no

[@TojiFushigoroWasTaken]

Ive seen people exactly like this in middle school scamming others left and right. Its like you have multiple red flags pop up because of the dum shiz they say when you interact with them. Smh that guy got beat up multiple times and still kept that charade going

[@TheCostantinus]

I'm always happy when the words "annoying" and "arrested" are in the same sentence

[@mollusckscramp4124]

It ain't illegal to be annoyin, but they damn sure if they don't always find a way 😂

[@IIOver9000]

Your dad being able to play you in his favorite game is so cool, thats so hype 🤙🏼