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[@chokkko]

he just discovered he can't downvote in real life

[@cumsteak]

lmao, all of his weird gestures were just a physical manifestation of finding and clicking the report button

[@Dont_Read_My_Picture]

Don't read my name.

[@bobothy4903]

@@Dont_Read_My_Pictureshut up

[@thunderthys2077]

​@@Dont_Read_My_Pictureok

[@NotSoNarrowCast]

Or that he can't remove posts and ban people who confront his worldview

[@Croatz]

I actually forget that redditors exist in real life sometimes.

[@OfficerBeefboss]

I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome whoI'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skil?? ls along the way.des with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way. !!! ';'#

[@Zenigundam]

Get outside and talk to girls. Not everybody is obsessed with the internet and social media. You'd be surprised how many girls out there can actually hold a conversation. There's no reason for you to live on here.

[@SleepyMook]

Surprised redditors even go outside.

[@keen8087]

@@Zenigundamwhat are you on about

[@grunkleg.3110]

​@@ZenigundamSee normally this would be decent advice. But this advice is coming from someone who's had at least one woman file a restraining order against him, so take what he's saying with a grain of salt

[@Awesomesauce213]

I guarantee you at some point he offered to give the waiter "Financial advice worth far more than $70!"

[@alanacos6947]

or exposure

[@ryuoh6928]

Said financial advice being "go to my website".

[@whiskyweasel3310]

What is the charge?! Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!

[@ozzy_fromhell]

The goat Charles aka CharlieV1

[@sofiamonaholzer2040]

KZbin asked me to rate your comment I got you right dw🙏🙏

[@Denniisboi]

Haha.. cracks me up lol

[@jamellcortedano9066]

Yes that is the charge

[@DeathmetalPersian]

He did not dine and dash. idk where he invented that bit in his head.

[@AmbassadorKat]

So the restaurant owner noticed this guy left without paying, called the cops, waited for the cop to arrive, and this guy was still that close to the location? He needs to work on the “dash” part of “dine & dash”

[@3magikarpinamansuit281]

Bro was waiting for a Uber to show up to get a free ride.

[@oby100]

No. He seems unhinged. I really doubt he had a plan. He argued and confused the bar owner so much that the bar owner kicked him out and called the police. The guy really seems like he can confuse his way out of it. No idea what’s wrong with him, but he wasn’t a typical dine and dasher

[@bccsivxx-xxivvii]

Haha no kidding. I guess most dine & dashers aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

[@fvlse_]

He’s obviously not too bright, what did you expect XD

[@Adiscretefirm]

You're forgetting how small Key West is, you can only go so far without getting wet or crossing a bridge

[@kanaria-cu3uv]

"I make so much money, I can't afford to pay you 70$" a sound and reasonable argument.

[@golasticus]

No bro you don't understand. He has a Robinhood account and he's a daytrader with so many investments and so much money. You're gonna have to apologize to him for saying he can't pay. 🤣

[@lawrencetalbot8346]

I swear this is someone I knew in high school who invited all his friends to a restaurant for bottomless wings during a football game then got mad that there was a mandatory gratuity added if you have a party larger than 5 (he invited 12 people) and full on argued with the manager for over a half hour refusing to pay the gratuity

[@logical1510]

He doesn't understand that you can't pay for services with stocks. Just because you have the means, doesn't mean you have the MEANS.

[@logical1510]

​@@lawrencetalbot8346I'll be honest, gratuity fees shouldn't be a thing. It's a thing in the US because restaurant owners can't be asked to pay their employees well. They would much rather pit customers against their employees, and vice versa, for mandatory tips, rather than have to deal with a 5-10% profit loss caused by decent hourly rates.

[@bulldowozer5858]

@@golasticus Woah Robin Hood!? Didn't they ban the poor off their platform?

[@TheScience69]

They tracked down the succulent Chinese meal guy like 30 years later, and he reiterated that the Chinese meal was in fact succulent. That's the hill he has chosen to die on for 3 decades.

[@writerintherye]

"I mean, it was a succulent Chinese meaaahhl"

[@TheScience69]

@@writerintherye aaaaah. I see you know your judo well, sir.

[@JuT11]

Also his name isn't Charles Dosza, it's Jack Karlson :)

[@charlesdemers1197]

It must’ve been THAT good, then.

[@mollusckscramp4124]

What a legend lol

[@Vinthateshandles]

I work at Chili's and we had a guy dine and dash once.... He left so quickly, he left his friend there... and the friend had to pay.... The bill was literally 20 bucks.

[@dawatch65]

my “friends” did something similar to me. On top of leaving me at the table with the $60 bill, i left a $10 tip. when i was leaving, the waitress came up to me and said “you know i make my living off of tips right?”, so i had to give her the last 20$ bill in my wallet

[@mrfantastic992]

@@dawatch65 damn 😭😭

[@bepoo8363]

@@dawatch65i do not believe you, even for a little bit. Maybe just the part where ur friend leaves you

[@dawatch65]

@@bepoo8363 bro i swear on my life it actually happened. i was taken aback by her coming up to me cuz i thought a 10$ tip was an adequate amount for a 60$ meal, but I just gave her the 20 cuz i wanted to get out of there. Haven't gone back to a BWW since then.

[@Vinthateshandles]

@@bepoo8363 I believe him, I work with some fucking demons who will say shit like that when it comes to tips

[@BeavisSaves]

"I don't believe in liquidity" sure is a funny way of saying "I have no real money because I spent it all on shitcoins and meme stocks."

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@mandreadfg]

Heyyy doge is up today

[@kalashnikov1343]

Penny stocks

[@BeastOfMetal1989]

Those who don't believe in liquidity will soon confront liquidation...

[@zac-1]

well he's probably put all his money into failing retailers like gamestop and amc lmao

[@TehWhiteTiger]

"I'm a day trader" just translate to "I'm unemployed and betting on winning the lottery."

[@yellow6572]

90% of stock traders quit right before this time it’ll be big! Fr this time!!!

[@ConnorSemp]

How imma be frfr

[@jonashemmer8548]

Unless you have 25k in the market to trade over 5 times in 7 days….you’re not a day trader

[@ithasnomen9253]

As a part time trader you're 100% right. It's literally just calculated gambling. Looking for patterns, picking investments that will pay out within your expected time, it's literally gambling. Redditors & Meme stock ppls always lose money because they just try to pump up a coin then one or two guys out of a few hundred make any profit. Micheal Lewis said it best “Wall Street investment banks are like Las Vegas casinos: They set the odds. The customer who plays zero-sum games against them may win from time to time but never systematically, and never so spectacularly that he bankrupts the casino.”

[@aj897]

@@ithasnomen9253 Sounds like cope for losing money.

[@dazenguile4215]

“thats my only form of payment-its not my problem!” it quite literally is ONLY your problem.

[@haydenrogers2915]

lol right

[@bulldowozer5858]

"No Victor, you're gonna go to jail" Absolute Best line.

[@Ark_Strike]

"I'm a day trader" = I'm unemployed and don't want to work 9 to 5 "I don't believe in liquidity" = I spend all my money hoping to win the lottery "it’s just 70" = I don't have 70 dollars "My assets aren't liquid" = I'm betting my last 2 dollars on a shitcoin

[@jackpace6845]

You should turn your life into a book man.

[@vsimp2956]

Well... Does anyone want to work 9 to 5?

[@scarm_rune]

@@vsimp2956 if the income is stable and is enough to pay the bills then yeah

[@MiGujack3]

​​@@vsimp2956Nobody wants, but you have to.

[@queensylvanas4556]

People that want to work a 9 to 5 are weird or have never worked a 9 to 5

[@TheTruthAlwaysWins169]

That moment when he realizes he can't downvote the officer irl.

[@TheRussianGenius]

lolol ur username bro haha fits perfect

[@n7x]

He’s probably real mad that nobody gave him a Reddit gold award for this.

[@murilosampaio1264]

Immediately posted on r/amitheasshole after this

[@kristenhamblin2325]

holy shit, i know this guy. I used to work with him at a bar in Orlando that shut down a couple months ago. He was obnoxious as hell when it came to work with him, but i just stocked it up to him just being a bit stubborn. never knew he’d do something like this. he’d talk all the time about being in school for investing. crazy to see him here

[@mitacestalia7532]

so i guess he is really out of touch with reality huh?

[@Vlamyncksken]

Uhuh, I'm sure

[@bellxrianna]

i believe u 100% because he sounds puerto rican and you said Orlando

[@Kaity11]

@@Vlamynckskenthis guy isn’t famous, why wouldn’t he be known in a regular town by other people lol

[@mad7monkey423]

Wait so did this take place in orlando Edit: to me, I thought it looked like one of the surrounding cities like Winterpark

[@terrapinflyer273]

Imagine getting tased and taken into custody for not paying your bill at a restaurant. Referring to this man as an idiot would be a compliment...

[@user-os7ec4dm8x]

Idiots have more sense, this guy is obviously derranged.

[@McBernes]

"I have no liquidity" well bless his stupid little heart.

[@DarthPerkins]

That's why he needed that water.

[@GuireGod]

He must have been constipated then.

[@lizzyluv96]

Bless my stupid little heart apparently because I have know clue what that means

[@metelybob]

@@lizzyluv96 It means he has no physical money.

[@vez3834]

@@lizzyluv96 High liquidity basically means that you can sell something at market value quickly and get cash. Low liquidity means you'd have to compromise on speed or value. To use a ridiculous example: A giant block of gold is difficult to trade with efficiently. It's much nicer to have cash for your restaurant trip. But who are you going to sell your gold to all of a sudden?

[@huntercool2232]

“Don’t delete the video officer” *This man was THAT desperate for any form of attention he could get. He is 100% a Redditor.*

[@lawrencetalbot8346]

He was an illegal immigrant go figure. I’m sure the charges are dropped by now

[@eadweard.]

"Reverse psychology is a technique involving the assertion of a belief or behavior that is opposite to the one desired, with the expectation that this approach will encourage the subject of the persuasion to do what is actually desired."

[@Wesker1713]

What are you talking about? Unlike twitter or tiktok, on reddit you don't follow people you follow subreddits, and 90+% of users who post anything use the platform without a face. Being an attentionseeker has nothing to do with Reddit nobody gives a shit who you are there. There's even memes that having followers on reddit is more of a creepy thing than a good thing. You can tell a lot of shit about redditors but attentionseeking is not one of them.

[@elkike64]

Found one ​@@Wesker1713

[@im-ego-_-]

@@Wesker1713we found one

[@quirda77]

8:10 I too have dealt with these kinds of racist before, when I go out and order steak and wine and then they refuse to take my chuck e cheese arcade coins cause it's not "legal tender". Yeah, sure buddy see you in court

[@2intheampm512]

Had me in the 1st half ngl

[@rachitgupta8345]

had me in the second half

[@JediMasterBaiter]

Had me in the third half

[@ohdear_marty7672]

had me in the half (?)

[@ignisx3791]

Had me

[@borealernadelwald]

One time I went to get a haircut, but I didn't realize that they only take cash, which I didn't have enough with me. So I told them I'll quickly go to the bank (that was only 5 mins away) and then come back to pay. I did and everyone was happy - except the fact that I was super embarrassed about the situation. Stuff happens, but you need to be willing to find a solution. He could've said that he'll be back with cash later and left either an item or his personal information behind.

[@DarthPerkins]

Did they take the haircut back and start glueing the hair back on?

[@dannydanny2789]

​@@DarthPerkinsthey hit you with a balding ray on the way out

[@mitacestalia7532]

ikr, i usually let them take my ID, grab some cash in ATM, go back and pay, take my ID back. Works everytime. People just want to get pay and they don't mind waiting longer when there's insurance.

[@13donstalos]

Um... He was trying to rob them. That was his solution.

[@Speed-TV]

I watched the part that charlie cut out, basically he was rolling on the floor crying "don't kill me please" bro was acting like he was dying

[@JayBigDadyCy]

😂😂😂

[@JacaboBlanco]

They always do now lol. This "cops are killing randoms" narrative has really been co-opted by criminals as some sort of shield

[@LopsidedMoz]

Must have been an acorn

[@wizard0078]

@@LopsidedMoz 😂😂😂

[@notqua2201]

​@@LopsidedMozlmaoo

[@-Hari-03]

"i couldnt pay cuz my assets arent liquid" is basically "i couldnt pay cuz i aint got no money in my bank account" which is basically "i ordered $70 of food even though i knew i couldnt pay" which is basically "im an idiot"

[@sparkofcuriousity]

He's rich! He just doesn't have any liquidity! 😂🤣🤣

[@cumsteak]

no u tho

[@Dont_Read_My_Picture]

Don't read my name.

[@beekydogg]

I’m glad you broke it down for me.

[@TheSilentWalkerz]

“Don’t delete the video” which is basically “I realised I look dumb but I’m pretending I know I’m in the right”.

[@Jem640]

Mr. Succulent Chinese Meal is named Jack Karlson! He turns out to have a pretty wild past, and escaped from prison several times via wacky hijinks. When he was eventually caught and served his time, his cellmate was a guy named Jim McNeil who wrote his first stage play behind bars - they put it on for the prisoners with Karlson playing the lead. After getting out on parole, McNeil became a famous playwright. Karlson became an actor and played some bit roles on tv. In the video, he was arrested for credit card fraud. Supposedly he was super chill about until he saw the media, then he decided to ham it up for the cameras 😂 What a legend

[@willatano1464]

Not only that but it turned out that they got the wrong guy. He did not commit credit card fraud but apparently fit the description

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Bro some characters are really too legendary to believe these are real people lmao

[@Jaret_Pealer]

This guy tried to cast confusion and rolled a 1

[@juliappoki]

His charisma points were also lacking severely.

[@user-ud4vf2hd7i]

So he acts like a rich investor/day trader online and doesn’t realize you need liquidity to have purchasing power in the REAL world. What a psycho. 😂

[@vgmoral]

redditors when they can't pay for their meal in 60 billion shitcoin

[@yongkysiaw6597]

Or an idiot.

[@AlexNV75]

Bro didn’t learn the most basic lesson of balancing liquidity and assets… Shit idk why he couldn’t just pay with liability via credit card: unless his credit score is just that terrible?!

[@YouCanCallMeReTro]

He's a fraud

[@TheCommanderTaco]

​@@AlexNV75could be. Probably used something like Cash App and is considering that a credit card lol. Says he uses Apple Pay, so we know he has some type of card attached. They don't accept apples pay. He uses a CC that gets declined. He also states he doesn't have a bank account, and no CC to my knowledge allows you to activate an account with them without tying to a bank account. Therefore we can conclude he doesn't have a real CC lol.

[@kritivassharma1033]

He looks like a quirky NPC that gives you some wacky side quests in GTA V.

[@OfficerBeefboss]

I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way.!!! #';.,/

[@Officerplungerman]

THE ⭐TYRANNY⭐ OWNS THIS CHANNEL AND ALL ITS FANS 😂😂😂 IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE FATHERLESS

[@Officerplungerman]

THE ⭐TYRANNY⭐ OWNS THIS CHANNEL AND ALL ITS FANS 😂😂😂 IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE FATHERLESS

[@yukhzia]

KZbin is more focused on blocking ad blockers, than dealing with these fucken Bots.

[@NGCS-ej4lz]

That's pretty much all of Los Angeles. Its a lot of bad "Fashion" and Ultra Textbook Cluster B Personality Disorders.

[@zzdogger]

I get it... I'm a serious artist and I hate when establishments don't accept tubes of paint or strands of beads as payment. Like, I'm an ARTIST My money is in ART SUPPLIES

[@alanacos6947]

Exactly what I said like ROBUX IS MONEY it's better and more modernized! ofc I'm not broke! have 4 million robux 😠💢

[@blabla-kp5or]

When the camera in the cop car exposed his hairline it all made Sense

[@mollusckscramp4124]

LMAO

[@mariepayann]

“You can’t pay with that” “yea i know but thats not my problem this” how in the heck is it not your problem

[@Killbayne]

his problem is the 98% of his pocket money that he spent on failing shitcoin

[@SportsTalkElitist]

Nobody cares tuna cooch

[@Whochangethenane]

If it’s “just” 70 then why can’t he “just” pay for it

[@sparkofcuriousity]

Coz he doesn't have any money. Liquidity = available money And the man said he doesn't believe in liquidity lol The way the guy in the video talks he's either a moron or a scammer

[@lxggxdoff4131]

he was trying to🤦‍♀

[@JamesAutoDude]

​@@lxggxdoff4131 yeah doesn't matter tho... once you leave, you stole

[@megand12345]

​@@lxggxdoff4131apparently not hard enough

[@MustangSallyB1atch]

He clearly said his money was locked up in investments

[@jwsuicides8095]

I was in a relationship with someone who had been high up in the legal profession. He told me how he'd had a meal at a really nice restaurant and had decided to not pay for some excitement. He did get caught by the police but was able to talk his way out of it due to his legal knowledge. I just felt sick and told him about waiters often having to pay the bill when someone runs. I thought it was a horrible thing to do - not exciting, just seedy. Yes, the relationship ended.

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Goddamn that's truly disgusting. Had me in the first half when I thought he was going to "aha" the police as a party trick and go back and pay. The fact that he could but chose not to, ruining potentially multiple people's day AND wasting public emergency resources for some sick ego inflation just reeks of SDE, so gross and multiple red flags. Good call on ditching him lol

[@buckyhurdle4776]

Theres no fucking way waiters pay out of their tips for theft, that has to be illegal

[@jwsuicides8095]

@@buckyhurdle4776 I guess depends what country you live in, etc...

[@rshs5821]

I'm pressing x to doubt on him "talking his way out of it". Any time I hear that I assume the person is lieing

[@murilosampaio1264]

​@@mollusckscramp4124tf is SDE?

[@JasonS-eo7sh]

Dine and dash is despicable. I worked as a bartender for 2 years during college at a very popular bar that catered mainly to the fraternity/sorority crowd. At least two or three times a week, we'd have a customer run up a tab all night and when we went to close it out, the card would get declined. We had to take down their name and if they didn't reconcile the bill within 7 days, that amount was split amongst all the employees and deducted out of our checks. We were being paid $2.35 an hour because we got tips. After deductions, sometimes my checks were under $10. Many restaurants penalize the specific waiter or waitress when a customer runs out on the bill.

[@michaelharrison5725]

That doesn't seem legal to charge employees for customer theft.

[@mitacestalia7532]

Honestly you can't run up a tab in my country. You either pay up or don't eat/drink...

[@travellingdog3794]

Gtfo of the service industry my guy. 2.35 an hour???? Wtf is that lol. Working a double for a less than a crispy $20 bill after taxes? 🤢🤢🤢🤮… words can’t describe how I’d feel after all that. Forget the tips, you’re worth more

[@justsomedude7747]

This sounds pretty illegal, damn some owners are straight up evil.

[@firstnamelastname489]

THIS IS WHY WE NEED UNIONS GODDAMN

[@briancarroll6716]

"I got the money to pay, and i was trying to pay!" "Alright, can you pay now?" "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" 😂

[@SonicSega0964]

“I figured I want to have water while I give my payment”

[@conorstewart2214]

@@SonicSega0964 he wanted to have water so he could stall and try to get some money, sell some of his crypto or stocks.

[@khina3061]

"Aren't you Patrick Star" "Yup" "And this is your ID?" "Yup" "I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet" "That makes sense to me" "Then take it" "It's not my wallet" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Dr.Cirro616]

Patrick Star ahh

[@DAYSEVENOVGG]

Ive only met one redditor in my lifetime and it was me, staring at my reflection in the endless void of a restaurant window.

[@averagepotato3769]

Praying things get better for you 🙏

[@envy8946]

Ur a redditor fs 💀

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@gamesafoot]

Did you pay for your meal, though?

[@regularguy7840]

It's not too late brother!

[@shinjithenegotiator2795]

i love how patient the cop was

[@solomani5959]

Cop lost his patience. Guy was a saint to let it go as long as it did.

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Fr, imagine society if every cop were that patient and respectful lol

[@gottaluvdd]

@@mollusckscramp4124sounds like hell

[@taylorbug9]

I got fired over a family of dine and dashers 1 week before the country shut down over covid. And thanks to that, I got to sit on unemployment while all my coworkers back at the restaurant had to fight with unemployment every month because the restaurants kept opening and closing, opening and closing. Sometimes bad things are blessings in disguise

[@trevorwilliams1089]

Yeah one time I backed into a tree with my car and messed my bumper up and it had some other paint chips and ugly stuff but then the night before Thanksgiving I was rear ended by a 19yr old blonde girl with a car full of her friends in an old beat up Honda. She was on her parents insurance with full coverage. Got my rear end of my car looking brand new and got to drive a brand new BMW rental until my car was fixed

[@drew3494]

@@trevorwilliams1089insurance fraud is bad ass

[@pieswimmer1]

Based, I had my entire left side of my camaro damaged by someone in a parking lot. Insurance fixed it all up, including the stuff that had been messed up prior lol ​@@trevorwilliams1089

[@humanbean3]

that doesnt make sense but i hope ur doing ok and hope the people around u are doing ok

[@itchiegames]

you got fired for something else, probably your fault entirely since you want to lie about it online. but hey glad you get to brag about your unemployment! people like you are why people dont want to tip anymore.

[@bronzergoth7598]

"im a day trader" "sorry about your gambling addiction, are you gonna pay or what"

[@highbread817]

Exactly lmfao

[@JustJesstheMess]

😂

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@user-to8bj8li7r]

@@p-__define better

[@captencollin8753]

The male pattern baldness beneath the hat really ties it all up

[@bmaster461603]

Drugs. All I can think of or just genuinely a psychopath

[@Stazy.7]

I can’t think of a drug that does this to a person, I think he is just completely delusional

[@chiball]

i was thinking it might be a personality disorder. he’s delusional.

[@MonolithicCyanTsunami]

Nah psychopaths are the people you see on the Explore With Us channel, but I agree with another commenter calling him delusional

[@ssnakebbite.]

coke or adderall or just an idiot, we'll never know

[@kg3451]

@@ssnakebbite. nah def not coke, you don’t want to eat shit when ur on it. He’s just loco

[@Troublemeyer]

Seeing a Redditor out in the wild is always something crazy. Usually they don't see the sun

[@stinkymart3173]

It's like catching a burbot. You know they're there but to actually observe one is kinda special.

[@HowToChangeName]

Outside their habitat, old habit dies hard

[@TojiFushigoroWasTaken]

they also don't get paid anything for that mod stuff right 😂

[@Troublemeyer]

@@TojiFushigoroWasTaken No, they make nothing. Same as Twitch Mods that looks very on just hopes and dreams that they Might get some attention from the person they mod for.

[@sickofyou4408]

Why do chronically online people make such weird assumptions about reddit users? No normal people talk about them like that

[@1GuyGaming]

"weirdo NPC" was the perfect description of him

[@yupperz00]

I like how I read this comment the EXACT moment Charlie said this

[@eggnogalcoholic]

@@yupperz00it’s so wild when that happens! That’s happened to me before on other KZbin videos too ahhh

[@icebite9888]

@@yupperz00 funny, it was the same for me xD.

[@halfricansaint7727]

Really seems like a Yakuza side story

[@twojointsjay7330]

@@hoplul all these woke karen npcs smh fr

[@trenthulkinberry7526]

Bro should never commit another crime, bro was like 15 feet away from the diner he just stole from

[@4RILDIGITAL]

We can all learn from this, reminding us that it's always better to be honest and straightforward.

[@aspectnato8077]

Facts.

[@jackspedicy2711]

The one who lies usually believes his own lies, since knowing the truth is impossible

[@b.elzebub9252]

100%. Shit can happen. Things can go wrong. Might not even be the guy's fault. Maybe there's some issue at the bank, or with the card itself. Happens all the time. Just stay calm and work to resolve the situation. Hell, even if you hideously misjudged how much money you had left and can't pay the bill now.. Ask to work something out. Just be honest about it. People respect honesty a hell of a lot more than some obvious bullshit bluffing.

[@mitacestalia7532]

Yeah, like one time I was losing my money because I dropped it somewhere. I couldn't buy grocery and apologized for not being able to pay parking lot. They'll let me out and more concerned about the fact that I lost my money which was pretty big 😭 (50k rupiah, but it's around 4 dollar due to currency difference)

[@Foose3535]

Yeah if he went in there saying he’s hungry and ask for anything they may have gave him something

[@Sasquach1312]

A lot of simple cons are based on making the staff at a business to uncomfortable to stop you from doing something illegal. Getting angry over bills, yelling about racism, demanding refunds for stuff that they don't have on them, tons of bullshit. This guy has been conning people for a while now.

[@peenurmobile]

at my job i deal with people always coming up with stupid ways to get around payment. i learned how to just stare, and the lies just pour out. seriously, try it, lying people will try to convince you wayyyy more than someone that just has the one truth. like the guy in the video, he has a million different ways to say "it's okay just let me go" but an honest person that messed up would simply say "i thought i had the money, i was wrong"

[@nervousbabbs2769]

​@@peenurmobile ❤THIS IS FACTS. MY DAUGHTERS DAD IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR AND I'M HAVING TO NIP IT QUICK WITH MY DAUGHTER. SHE COMES UP WITH SOME OUTLANDISH STORIES I TELL YA😂

[@nervousbabbs2769]

​@@peenurmobile ❤THIS IS FACTS. MY DAUGHTERS DAD IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR AND I'M HAVING TO NIP IT QUICK WITH MY DAUGHTER. SHE COMES UP WITH SOME OUTLANDISH STORIES I TELL YA😂

[@GhostofJamesMadison]

​@@peenurmobileits wild if my card was declined i would immediately tell them, tell them il call the bank and then i would assure them id have someone drop off emergency funds. However if i actually didnthave those resources id just tell them that and say how embarrassed i was and if thereis anything i can do to work this out without law enforcement. If your a teenager you can easily get them to just have you work the dishpit for the night, i had a friend have that happen once. You may luck out and get a guy who is short 1 staff and actually could use your help. Ya you wouldnt want to close any doors by being weird and cringe if you made an honest mistake and most people are reasonable and would greatly apreciate your full cooperation. That restaurant owner actually seemed really chill, i bet he could have worked something out

[@peenurmobile]

@@GhostofJamesMadison yeah most definitely. i've been in a similar situation myself actually and i hadn't realized i brought the wrong card to pay with. i left my ID as collateral and left to fetch my other card, and things went fine. i would assume you could also ask if you can make some calls for someone to wire you money. this guy in the video could've done almost anything else and it would've been cool lol

[@KillianTwew]

"I came here knowing I had no way to pay, and they're mad I wouldnt pay" is like, "I drove drunk and that stupid pole should have known I was driving there"

[@nesamdoom]

for real, dude didn't have money and went out.

[@chaosryans]

I had a customer that would come to my store and get a cup of coffee and then go to walk out. And its like "that is a dollar" and they'd stare at me like "oh you are going to make me pay?" And then they'd go out to their car for their money since they come in without any money. Gtfo

[@bigpapa4207]

I thought I recognized the guy and when I saw the police car said key west, Fl I knew I was right, I’ve waited on him before and he gave cash for only half his meal and left

[@dyslexic9650]

He did say that he had Apple Pay and they didn’t take that.

[@chaosryans]

@@dyslexic9650 he offered a personal check and they didn't take it? Most businesses post by the door and counter accepted payment methods. No sir, we don't accept 3 live chickens and a wheel of cheese as payment.

[@kansaschaser12]

I love how the police officer who is in the restaurant is just chilling with the owner and gets a water for free

[@aarondavis8943]

He didn't pay because that meal was not succulent.

[@MunyuShizumi]

Imagine paying for food, getting an empty plate, and the owner flashing you their stonks to prove they can afford to buy beef at the butcher.

[@sammpistols3378]

this one almost went over my head lol

[@redseven4040]

Dude’s so narcissistic that he can’t even comprehend that he’s done anything wrong for stealing.

[@Dont_Read_My_Picture]

Don't read my name.

[@TheLegoBattlebotsLab]

When redditors find out they can’t block people in real life

[@MakuArein]

He was so delusional that he thinks the restaurant and the police are apologizing to him later lol

[@efrainamezcua7594]

@@Dont_Read_My_PictureDon’t worry I wasn’t planning to.

[@Orthane]

"I'm Republican too!" That one made me laugh. As if the Officer was a Trump supporter or something he would just be like "Oh my so sorry my fellow Republican MAGA amirite? You're free to go!"

[@BlisaBLisa]

he was def trying to suck up to the police officer the whole time lmao he thanked him for his service at some point too. he (reasonably) assumed the officer is likely to be a republican so he grasped at that straw as well as another attempt to suck up to him. he way he jumps from one method to another so quickly i think hes just used to getting out of things by lying and being too annoying for anyone to want to deal with

[@AUTOCARR0T]

4:15 That cut killed me.

[@OhShiverMeTimbers]

The best part is Robinhood provides a debit card that allows you to pay from your accounts. Dude's such a fiend he probably had every single penny tied up in trades for the day.

[@sparkofcuriousity]

He said he tried to use the card but it failed, so my guess is the same as yours. Or he's a scammer.

[@shahiqyarbouti2635]

And that's exactly what he offered the restaurant, and they refused, because they didn't trust the card provider and/or the individual. They didn't even try to process his payment. So who's really at fault here?

[@Toastybees]

That's not what he offered, you didn't even watch the video. He tried to use apple pay and they don't accept that, as is their right. Instead of trying to work something out and maybe leaving an ID or something to go to an ATM and get cash to pay, he just left.​@@shahiqyarbouti2635

[@mostdope216]

@@shahiqyarbouti2635no. He said he offered to Apple Pay and they didn’t take it. Then his credit card was declined. Never said anything about a Robinhood card. But go off king

[@Justintime2GrowNetwork]

@@shahiqyarbouti2635 That was apple pay he said he tried to pay with. The robin hood debit card is a mastercard and is accepted anywhere mastercard is. They would not have cared who issued the card at all. How does someone like you watch a video and still not know what the fuck is going on?

[@drewbakka5265]

"I only stole 70$ of food! No problem" Then just pay it if its no problem

[@whodoesntlikesurfing]

How did he steal it? They served it to him without asking for money upfront

[@user-ff4rv7mo4e]

​@@whodoesntlikesurfing have you never eaten out before?

[@chrisjones7347]

@@whodoesntlikesurfingseriously. How are you connected to this douchebag?? You’re on multiple channels where this is posted, weirdly trying to defend him and attack the business 😂

[@AuxiliaryPanther]

​@@whodoesntlikesurfingmost places do the math at the end.

[@thatoneundertalefanatic]

​@@whodoesntlikesurfingare you okay? Do you know how restaurants work?

[@TheCostantinus]

I'm always happy when the words "annoying" and "arrested" are in the same sentence

[@mollusckscramp4124]

It ain't illegal to be annoyin, but they damn sure if they don't always find a way 😂

[@jackharlow3691]

Hearing Charlie say "juxtaposition" really tickles my fancy😁

[@tremoneyv]

What’s extra funny is Robinhood not only makes a debit card, but it can also be linked to Apple Pay. So he could have used his Robinhood account if he wasn’t broke.

[@itrikiwe]

Robinhood doesn’t let you withdraw cash until it’s been sitting for a few days. You can’t sell your stock and cash out on the same day. But this guy is definitely lying he just didn’t wanna pay or had no money.

[@TheKNIGHTELFMOHAWK]

Yeah he could use the card but he couldn’t use Apple Pay according to him the store doesn’t take it

[@1NotN]

​@@TheKNIGHTELFMOHAWK but he could transfer money from Apple Pay to Robinhood, which would mean if he did have money in Apple Pay he could use the debit card

[@squish162]

I doubt this guy had any money in cash available for withdrawal. He doesn't seem responsible enough for that. I bet he was 100% invested in stocks/options, which would take 1-2 days after the sale of them in order to be available for withdrawal, and useable on the debit card

[@gang12325]

@@1NotNon top of that robinhood allows instant deposits while you wait for your cash

[@g.mendes0482]

Bro rolled a 8 charisma but played it like a natural 20

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

?

[@en_dere]

guy acts like that one really fucking annoying bard player who only plays bard because its memey. falls the fuck apart the moment the DM starts giving him hell for it

[@shirotako6249]

​@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 It means dude has no charisma but acts like he's the most charismatic being on this planet

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@@shirotako6249 8 is being rather generous, Fallout New Vegas would probably classify him as a Misanthrope. Not sure about DnD though

[@zacmcgrath9675]

Hahahaha yup

[@lh3424]

I'm so glad I've never once experienced interactions like the ones you cover in some of your vids

[@YourLoyalHighness87]

9:04 the orb of confusion in his pockets 😂😂😂 I take mine everywhere, never leave home without it lol

[@1forallful]

I never thought I would see someone "spamming emotes" I the real world. But Charlie is 100% on it when he says that's what this guy is doing.

[@scarthy]

Unironically one of the best Democracy Manifest impressions I've heard

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@OfficerBeefboss]

I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way.!!! ? #';M,.

[@evilyeucc]

Is your profile picture someone holding a raw chicken

[@davidmason3671]

@@p-__ yeah are you 5”6 tall king though? Doubt it you’re probably 5”1

[@ghg911thesigmayfgazntp]

I EXPSOED PENGUINZ0 ON MY CHANNEL WTF

[@spacekitty6568]

that entire exchange was just strange. I couldn't follow it til the end when he was getting arrested

[@bensaylor9093]

"Gotham deserves a new class of day-trader" made my morning.

[@OLVRLEBL]

“Get your HANDS OFF MY PEN!S!” Got me rolling 😂

[@BrainrotEntertainment]

Same lol😂

[@BrainrotEntertainment]

@@DurrburgerTYRANNYdude are you trans or something? Chill out big dawg

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@ghg911thesigmayfgazntp]

I EXPSOED PENGUINZ0 ON MY CHANNEL😃

[@Not_a_Femboy._.]

​@@DurrburgerTYRANNYwe do not care

[@orionbarnes1733]

The fact that he gets handcuffed next to a sign that says "FREE MONEY SAVING COUPONS" is poetic

[@phoenixcommandtv5258]

BWAAAHAHA I had to go back to see for myself, I cannot breathe lmao

[@TojiFushigoroWasTaken]

time stamp 11:22 😂😂

[@lawrencetalbot8346]

Key West is a sanctuary city Migrant: I’m going to dine and dash then claim sanctuary Key Wets: listen here fucko

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

​@@TojiFushigoroWasTakennot all heroes wear underwear

[@scrapeddiamonds5776]

also ironic. for some reason that i cant remember.

[@FishyBoi1337]

I love arrest videos so much, but some people are so insufferable I can't even watch it. This guy is one of the few.

[@HamidKarzai]

It takes a special kind of jackass to get me to root for a cop lol

[@magical_pixie_horse7346]

Try looking up sovereign citizens getting arrested. You'll root for them even more.

[@JoeDiGiovanniIV]

That succulent Chinese meal guy gave an interview like a year or two ago and explained the whole thing. He was mistaken for an internationally wanted criminal, and was later let go after they realized they had the wrong man

[@Ozai75]

That's what he WANTED them to think :D

[@logical1510]

Not only is he an artist (painter) and did the whole interview surrounded by paintings he made himself depicting his arrest, which he, later in the interview, showed off to the crew while holding a beer, he also cooked a succulent Chinese meal for the production crew that came to film the interview. I forgot about the video of his arrest until today, but honestly, it's the greatest unintentional meme of all time. Literally sounds like a funny version of Winston Churchill while he narrates his own arrest.

[@prettypants4824]

Guess they got the wong guy

[@Nakul22099]

They did not know their judo well after all

[@Killbayne]

all I wanna know is what succulent Chinese meal he was having

[@Jacksxb]

That cop is about how I would expect a key west police officer would act, he’s so chill he’s prolly used to dealing with drunk people.

[@mollusckscramp4124]

He even went to the trouble of trying not to startle the guy- who just commited a crime- by saying he just wanted to get his information about it. He was so kind! One time when I was 18 and had my first job in a restaurant, I had to talk to a lady cop about a whole family who just dined and dashed and her first words to me, knowing the full situation that just happened, were to treat and talk to me like I was the one about to be arrested. I was shaking the whole time. Some people man.

[@benjaminqmorris]

the oceans 11 thing is so accurate it's fantastic. maybe the officer at the restaurant had an incredible and acrobatic "stealing the keycard" sequence enacted on him while he cluelessly drank his water.

[@XT3ghostFTW]

The best part is you can use a card for Robinhood to use as a “bank”

[@alexandrabelloso2176]

Telling a latin cop that he experienced racism.. barking up at the wrong tree there🤣

[@TheGuardianssorrow]

So many people outside of America idolize American behaviors. 😂 Its honestly wild to see America have fanboys.

[@yeeyee2018]

@@TheGuardianssorrowuhm this was in America, the cop is just Hispanic

[@kaj7135]

@@TheGuardianssorrowDeluded redditor detected

[@Darthwgamer]

@TheRealDeepFriedWonton Thank you

[@Mr_Jish]

​@TheRealDeepFriedWontonWell said.

[@Mrincrediblebot]

The fact that he couldn't look anymore like a slimy conman if he had a flashing neon sign saying CONMAN around his neck.

[@lissieloveskitties]

Right? Such a stereotypical sleazeball 😂

[@vez3834]

Paradoxically I would think the neon sign means that they lost a bet and are probably legit.

[@dakotalibby2374]

@@vez3834do you take everything said to the ABSOLUTE highest level of seriousness

[@vez3834]

@@dakotalibby2374 I was adding on to the joke.

[@zaksaturday1693]

3:20 I think the thing that pisses me off the most about people like this, is when they're in the wrong and trying to explain themselves, they say stuff like "I tried to educate him"

[@PandoraKyss]

"I don't have any cash. Can I pay you with a local branch of TD Bank?" - This guy, probably.

[@textman09]

I live in Key West and we have cameras everywhere and we have word of mouth. This guy got apprehended quickly. He was blasted all over the Facebook groups and people were following him around. Officer Hernandez doesn’t play games. I’ve had run ins with him before

[@Khaynizzle7]

Well that's Orwellian as hell.

[@textman09]

@@Khaynizzle7 well you can thank douche bags like this for needing them in the first place

[@nukewurld]

This is the weirdest brag i think ive ever heard.

[@textman09]

@@nukewurld not bragging? the island as a whole just doesn’t want people like that around

[@keredrealmusic]

@@nukewurld that is the weirdest thing to think that is a brag that I’ve ever heard in my life… Bro 🃏☠💵 watches penguinz0 from Key West and has relevant information and you somehow think that that’s bragging?? it’s an incredibly dummy filled world we live and I’m surprised I’m still here 😂😂😂

[@KazuDiabolis]

that nice cop going into spanish mode was scarier than any other cop video i've seen. gives me memories of my mom 😭

[@hiroikkuneko]

Why use a gun when you can use a shoe? Far more scary.

[@Nisowyd]

Idk man the acorn one was crazy

[@WidgetWagyu47292]

Facts 🤣 it’s because we Latinos have PTSD hearing someone scream in Spanish gives me flashbacks to my mom and dad.

[@ohitsleswift]

My guy doesn’t need editing to be funny, the editing needs him 😭

[@KosherSebastian]

Congrats on the sponsorship Charlie it’s cool I man a ship with you as the captain

[@skylerhuddleston3112]

“A succulent Chinese meal” I love that clip shi gets me weak everytime

[@ghg911thesigmayfgazntp]

PENGUINZ0 IS ANTI SEMETIC I EXPOSED HIM ON MY CHANNEL

[@OfficerBeefboss]

I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way.!! #'. I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way?

[@your_-_mom]

@@OfficerBeefbosswe know you have Asperger’s bro you didn’t have to tell us

[@user-rs8ex9wh7o]

I think youre a bit more on the spectrum than you give yourself credit for​@OfficerBeefboss

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@SubxZero94]

When working retail if the answer to the question "Do you have the money?" Is ever anything but "Yes" or "No", then it's a "No".

[@lepari9986]

Well I think if the answer is "No" it's also a no.

[@CorrosiveCitrus]

What about "I do"

[@vez3834]

​@@CorrosiveCitrus If they waiter also says "I do", you are now married.

[@alanacos6947]

no no no 😠cause i don't understand i have 4 million robux why would I need useless cash. and they think I'm poor too when I'm a millionaire🤑🤑🤑 like why I need cash when 1 robux is equivalent to $10 that dumb currency is dead😡🤬😠

[@hippiedude2232]

"I might have it in cash, if not I'll have to run my card."

[@RubenThomas]

5:10 Captain Charlie is what I needed to see to brighten my day.

[@IIOver9000]

Your dad being able to play you in his favorite game is so cool, thats so hype 🤙🏼

[@craigdawson5233]

1:24 "So now he's got 1 star." Charlie is such a connoisseur of words.

[@damienx0x]

That's just a gta reference.

[@itsjjuan]

@@damienx0x no shit bruh

[@Hunch0Grass1ey]

@@damienx0xgta????

[@concernedgamer]

Grand Theft Auto

[@Hunch0Grass1ey]

@@concernedgamer I knew what it was but thank you.

[@ghostagent3552]

Cop: But would you pay? Dude: Nah, I won't

[@richogarden]

Not the lobotomy kaisen 💀

[@ghostagent3552]

@@richogarden it's drilled into me man. i didn't want to make that comment too

[@TojiFushigoroWasTaken]

​@@ghostagent3552Are you strong because you’re nah id win? Or did you leave it all behind and stand proud because with this treasure I summon throughout heaven and earth i alone am the fingered one, always bet on Hakari.

[@ghostagent3552]

@@TojiFushigoroWasTaken the lobotomy is strong with this one

[@Killbayne]

​@@TojiFushigoroWasTaken what spongebob quote is this

[@ZeSiberianMark]

shocked he didn't comment on the hover board gang rolling by at the 11:00 mark

[@alexbowden7524]

Those are Onewheels

[@Badbobo8]

​@@alexbowden7524😮

[@alexisrivas307]

There was only one time I ran out on a bill. I was out on a date with someone that I was dating for a while. We asked more than one waiter for our bill and waited but one one brought it. We waited for almost an hour. So we walked out.

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Montreal? 😂

[@SACRXT]

He was better off using the ol’ classic, “I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a free dinner today” as a form of reasoning lol

[@mrbeefy604]

Like spotting drugs

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@J-dg3lq]

Popeye reference

[@HarryDirtay]

The "Wimpy" 😂

[@Dont_Read_My_Picture]

Don't read my name.

[@maskingtables]

I love the police officer is also Latino and he's like "Cállate y siéntate!"

[@Taegreth]

"This guy's just acting like he's some kind of weird quirky goofball." Absolutely stellar commentary, only the highest of quality.

[@mathiasdaniels7838]

I love Charlie, he literally has THEE voice of reason, like man. If he speaks people will listen. Love this guy

[@TripImmigration]

I can't stop laughing when he said "siéntate" with the same tone of voice as we have for dogs 😂

[@user-kx5en8dg7u]

ikr that part had me weak asf 😂😂

[@GonzoBeanzzz]

I’m astonished he didn’t tip his hat and say “you won’t like me when I’m angry pal’ to the officer 😮😮

[@Killbayne]

surprised he didn't stand on his tippy toes and growl at them

[@mollusckscramp4124]

BWAHAHA I'M IN TEARS

[@danhurikan]

That world of warships portrait/artwork of him screaming into the phone is too good :D

[@serenitysfirefly]

Every time Charlie says "Chuck Blast" all I can think about is Chuck Bass 😂

[@verdinox4548]

*Life Lesson: Whenever dealing with police, it is always best to be polite, honest, and respectful. I know that seems cheesy, but I've literally been set free by cops on multiple occasions when I was totally guilty or at fault, simply because I was super friendly and cooperative. Cops have to do paperwork for everything, so if ur nice and cooperative they might let u go just to avoid the bullshit paperwork. But if u act like an idiot, or if u act petulant, or if ur an asshole, or rude/disrespectful (etc), then cops will usually bust ur ass just to spite u.💀😅

[@turboshazed7370]

You also probably got really lucky. But I do agree at the very least it makes things a lot easier.

[@13donstalos]

Life lesson: don't rob people

[@verdinox4548]

@@13donstalos Technically, that's not a life lesson, tho.... that's just following the law.😅

[@clsa1370]

Also, be white😅

[@bittiebee]

​@clsa1370 yeah ngl, one time my younger brother and husband got pulled over for speeding while theyd been hitting a blunt in his car. They said the car was literally filled w smoke when the officer pulled them over, and he knew they had weed in the car, but they STILL somehow got away with just a warning. Definitley a combination of both of them being white and being lucky they got pulled over by a lenient cop lmfao.

[@menik6575]

"Your credit card declined." "Two words: 'Time Share'."

[@QJCosmic]

Who are you choosing for your NOVULA adventure?

[@Kikoou]

I love that in the end, he's like trying to subtly beg to be let out and pay up, because the fact that he's arrested was setting in.