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[@jean-francoiscloutier7361]

Will love to see him loading the boat on the trailer 😄😄😄

[@Grumpyoldman60-]

Rumor has it he's still there trying.

[@beverlywalker6494]

@@Grumpyoldman60- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sukemecuke]

A new boater AND a jetboat? Oof should be fun watching this guy when he comes back to dock.

[@clown8058]

To his credit, he did this off peak hours and not on a Saturday. Took his time and learned some lessons. We've all been there, but he could have handled it much worse than he did.

[@kevinschanze3974]

I get your point but this guy looks like he's never seen a boat or done any work outside of an office in his entire life.

[@watcherbd45]

UUMMM NO !!!!! WE HAVE NOT ALL BEEN THERE !!!! This is really embarrassing and he really should not take this boat out on the water. Scan you imagine how the rest of the day went. He is a safety concern to his family and other people. He has to get someone teach him !!!!!

[@cattnipp]

How do you know he learned any lessons? He just created failure but no assurance he will learn anything.

[@clown8058]

@@cattnipp one can only hope he's not that dense...lol

[@Paul.Douglas]

My pet peeve is people prepping the boat on the freakin' ramp.

[@thanhsalem72]

I remember when I first got into boating, I spent so much time researching and studying myself before my very first boat launching in order for getting the process went smoothly.

[@michaelr9547]

Me also but it was my first trip to the indoor gun range

[@christopher4207]

🤦🏻‍♂️ New boaters: PLEASE, take a course or bring an experienced boater with you the first time.

[@PontoonGrandpa]

This is the correct answer

[@yakityakteriw6774]

^^^^THIS!!!!! I did exactly this and trust me I'm not the moron at the ramp. I learned!

[@slange455]

Not sure a boating class would help with a the straps lol this is more a test of common sense lol

[@R56S-Glen]

Especially if you’re going to take your family out, I’d have gone without them a couple of times, in fact I did when I bought my boat, as my wife can easily become petty if it looks like I don’t have it all under control. I’ve been boating nearly my whole life, but there was a gap of 20 years or so in there so when I bought my twin engine Yamaha boat, I took it out for a shakedown first!

[@floridagirl386]

Sometimes it's best to learn the hard way lol

[@KM.130]

His dealer should have given them a complete walk through and included trailer usage. Our dealer on our latest boat insisted on orientation even though we’re not new to boating. My wife even took cell phone videos of various points regarding our newest boat. This guy could sure use some help.

[@daffyduck9901]

😂

[@Niftynorm1]

It could be he was offered but 'I know boats, grew up with them, yada yada'. He doesn't seem the type to ask for help, I would love to know what his wife is thinking. I only hope he has the kids were life jackets. I don't think he learns things the easy way. LOL

[@korndawggy1801]

​@@Niftynorm1probably wont follow the proper break in procedures either.

[@misterbalsa9676]

The customer has to pay attention. The RV industry has a similar problem. The customer is too busy looking at the shiny new thing to pay attention. On early trips, the people spend hours trying to get hookups working or the rig level. My local dealer has told me every call they get after a new purchase was covered in the walkthrough or is in the owners manual.

[@ccaamm1]

I've shown guys that didn't know how to use a ratchet strap how to undo them and how to tighten them etc. I tell them the things are tricky just so they don't feel embarrassed. They become instant pro's at it and are so grateful for being shown how to work something. The dealer taking the time to show how to operate the winch, straps, fenders and tie off to a cleat along with a ton of other tips and tricks will guarantee a returning customer.

[@hotbam37]

I've been using ratchet straps every day for a very long time. I still have problems using them sometimes. If you have never used a boat winch when it is under all that weight of the boat, it can seem impossible. Gotta tighten it just a little to release the latch.

[@randall517]

I got secondhand embarrassment from watching this poor fella. For god's sake, practice what you can at home.

[@AbNomal621]

Hey, why not ensure you know how to get it off at the dealership? I would THINK the sales guy would be happy to go through steps to put it in the water.

[@nunyabusiness102]

😅😅that made me so anxious!!

[@avalon1rae]

Imagine he's gonna toss the family in a go boating

[@jeremymcnally2380]

Really would have liked to see the return trip and load

[@nodayatthebeach]

Well at least the couple has patience ....Someone HAS to film "The return" saga!

[@jblthree]

That’s what I want to see!

[@chasbodaniels1744]

Patience for sure. I expected someone to melt down eventually, but they kept it together.

[@StrikeTheRoot]

as a new boater myself, I feel his pain. however my 1979 Bayliner only cost me 1k while his is probably 80k so my pain was at least cheap.

[@jamess3532]

We've all been there!

[@bernie9728]

@@jamess3532 No we haven't. There really is no excuse for this. Anytime you start doing somthing new you should always do the research first. In todays day in age there is not reason to not do so. There are plenty of instructional videos out there on the right and wrong way to do things. Even if you are brand new you take your trailer out to a parking lot somewhere and practice backing up. The boat ramp is not the place to experiment. There is a staging area at the boat ramp for a reason so use it. How hard is that?

[@christopher4207]

@@jamess3532 NOPE.

[@jamess3532]

@@bernie9728 I couldn't agree with you more. I was referring to the fact that there was a first time launching for all of us. Everyone should do their homework and take a boater safety course prior to putting their boat int he water. We did all that prior to learning how to boat and we still made some mistakes but at least they were mitigated and it didn't take us more than 15 minutes to safely launch our boat.

[@teammarko124]

@@bernie9728 AGREED!!!

[@rosssmith4748]

This might be a prime example of the two happiest days of a boat owner's life. Yesterday (bought it) and tomorrow (sold it).

[@stevenferris901]

I agree. I have experienced both days and just experienced the 2nd day and it was probably one of the top 10 happiest days of my life !

[@francescofrancesco8048]

100%

[@C5Ron7]

👍👍 Hope that guy put the Drain Plug In 🤔💭

[@rcl3514]

The boat was idling from about the 530 mark. You could see the water bubbling and pushing a little bit under the swim platorm, especially when the boat swang back and forth.

[@Woot30]

Im in the process right now of buying one this makes me nervous as fuck lmfao all ive been doing is looking how to solo launch

[@rcl3514]

@Woot30 It's not that hard. Practice in a lot on driving and backing. Like a school after hours or a church. Put a long bow line on your boat, and wrap it around the winch stand, so you have something to control your boat with once its floating. When your coming back to the dock, use the wind and current tonyour advantage. Take the boat out of gear, and see which way you drift. Use that to determine which side to dock on so it pushes you into the dock and not away from it. Then bump the boat into and out of gear until your at the dock.

[@milleRC51]

If it's your first time, go down to the boat ramp and spend a couple hours watching before venturing out. You'll pick up lot's of tips and tricks, how to be courteous as well as both the right and wrong ways to go about doing things.

[@gregg2732]

Spend enough time at this ramp you're going to learn what not to do for sure!

[@shanegant7171]

Please stick around for the take out.

[@robertgill448]

When I bought my new boat, first one, while I waited for it to be built I took the required boating course, looked at countless videos on boating, boats, explanations, docking, boat ramps, maintenance, safety, just over and over again. As a solo boater also learned how to unload boat by myself with lines. Never had this guys problem. I stage my boat in the staging area of the parking lot before approaching the ramps. It pays a lot to have a 4X4 with rear view cameras 👍🏻. If you are a NEW boater, take my advice, get off the porn-sites and onto this channel and all the boating channels. Three years now and I still learn something NEW at every boat outing. I do hope you captured their return trip so we can see the retrieval part. Thanks for the education.

[@tonyjordan1320]

That's what I was wondering, if he had all this trouble getting his boat in the water the process of getting it out is really going to be rough on him.

[@kanesword9528]

a 4x4 should be a requirement for any boat over 22 feet. People don't realize how slippery ramps are and 2 wheel drive doesn't cut it lol

[@phil-1115]

Is there any reason that you can't watch porn sites and boating videos? Or maybe porn on boats?🤣

[@gregg2732]

​@tonyjordan1320 Judging by his efforts so far, I very much doubt that he made it back to the ramp. He's probably sitting high and dry on a sandbar somewhere waiting for the tide to come back in.

[@KM.130]

@@gregg2732 And while he’s sitting on the sandbar he’s probably thinking “Who emptied the bay? I could’ve sworn there was water here a few hours ago!!!” 😜Painful video to watch but I’m hoping in time he figures it out !

[@robertheinkel6225]

The struggle is real. Practice at home. Get a checklist and follow it.

[@christopher4207]

YES! I've been boating for 45 years and I have my "process" for launching and loading. It's the same steps in the same order every time. No mistakes that way!

[@gardengirl318]

When we had a boat, my husband also had a checklist. It irritated him to no end when I tried to help. Once we got into a routine after the kids got older, everyone was much happier. 😂

[@RudyF6]

If he can't figure out how to use the tie down straps he probably shouldn't be operating the boat either 😂

[@mitchf1508]

OMG.. That was soooo painful to watch... 🤣 Good thing there was not a line up of waiting boats to launch! We always made sure the straps were off, and all was loaded into the boat from the vehicle before ever backing down the ramp. Then you get the capt in the boat, or whoever you want to take it off the trailer and start the engine, make sure it's not leaking, etc. Then just back it off the trailer and then the driver takes it to the parking lot. Then you dock it until the driver gets back and head out for a fun day of boating! Wow.. They have a lot to learn. Millennials... ha, ha... 🤣

[@stevecunningham2759]

How are they going to get this boat back on the trailer? I hope you caught that on camera.

[@stevenk1833]

Doing something new never comes out like you expected. But you can learn so much on KZbin if you watch the right videos. It can prevent so many mistakes and embarrassment, and potentially saving you money or even injury.

[@ermghoti7778]

Broncos Guru was rendered speechless! I kept checking to make sure my speakers were still on.

[@ChrisPadar]

New boat owner here. It looks so easy when the pros do it. I've had to call my brothers a couple times.

[@cattnipp]

I would not admit that in public.

[@GatorRedneck57]

How much you want to bet he doesn't put the straps back on, ever!😂

[@harrisonbergeron1120]

We've all been new to boating at one point, if you see someone struggling, offer a helping hand - it probably won't take long, they'll appreciate it, and you just may make a friend.

[@jamesp13152]

I want to see them coming back to dock. Omg. This shows why you learn from an experienced boater. Hope they had a safe and fun ride, but, dear god. Dont do what they are doing.

[@randombastid725]

With a total lack of common sense i can only imagine how his navigational "skills" are😂

[@perrywillingham9109]

Great stuff ! I sure hope u got this guy putting the boat back on the trailer. That had to be great ! Stay safe

[@GB-de6ic]

Miami Boat Ramps, I know you waited till this fella came back to load up his boat. That’s going to make a great episode. Quit holding out on us and post it lol.

[@georgesrisomsak9650]

I bet he knows how to tow that setup down the road just as good! 😂

[@joelramos5720]

I feel for the safety of the kids being in this boat with this guy!!!!

[@CUTS67]

Absolutely incredible

[@melissagonzalez7941]

I hope those kids were safe out in the water with those two! Ending the video was a mercy lol

[@charlesflocco1962]

Seems like he missed an opportunity to spend some time with KZbin and the various "new boater" videos - they helped me a great deal! And I've only forgotten the drain plug once and the boat was still on the trailer so not too much much of an issue.....LOL

[@dougschmidt5132]

I have a feeling this guy sits behind a desk all day, earns a "boat" load of money but cant figure out which end of a hammer to hold. Good luck bub.

[@thooks1234]

Unfortunately the US is FULL of these young(er) males today. Full of them. To say it’s scary isn’t a cliche. I’m 52 and I fear for the future of this country.

[@oldmanretired198]

Some people never have a game plan. This guy cannot think.

[@stevenferris901]

When we purchased our boat the dealer spent 3 hrs with us from best way to tie it up to how to put the cover on. Also spent time on the water with us as well. Feel sorry for them as I know how frustrating and upsetting it can be when things don’t go as expected!

[@officialWWM]

2:53 love the way mum bailed and left him to it. “Come on Jnr, I think this is gonna take a while, let’s go to McDonalds 😂

[@fredcowles3299]

Yeah, definitely need some good instruction, I bet loading up was painful too! So many helpful videos on this.

[@craig8638]

My wife and I took a small center console we inherited out for the first time today. These videos make me feel good about how we did at the dock.

[@FlaGolfer]

At least he remembered to keep the drain plug in.

[@R56S-Glen]

We need to see them come back in!!!

[@seanburroughs3977]

OMG there is no way I would ever get on a boat with this guy.

[@officialWWM]

I think someone could make a fortune at this ramp, backing trailers in, launching and retrieving boats etc 😂 This poor guy looked like a fool in front of his kids 😂 I was waiting for him to nail it in reverse and pull his wife into the water 😂

[@rayss3323]

I feel for the guy! And his whole family is there. So many people think boating is "just" driving a boat. I hope he learned something.

[@00negative]

Wifey was totally giving me Miami Vice vibes, cuz you're in FL and she looks like an 80s throwback.

[@IrishAmerican17]

And if you look closely, she doesn't know how to tie off a cleat, just wraps it around.

[@leonardlaing6733]

That’s a very nice first boat. Hope they have it all figured out now.

[@rodk886]

And the best part is, he’ll be flying as fast as he can on the same lake you’re on

[@CJfishing2024]

You got to be there when they try to load it back on, I bet its a 2 hour ordeal.

[@dieseldime]

Wow! I'm a new boater myself, but I can back in and launch no problem, im still fine tune my loading method but this was painful to watch, definitely a case of someone with more money than sense, just get a wild hair and buy a boat when you are clueless. The fact that he's pulling a decent sized boat with a car should tell us all we need to know. Also my wife is 10x more useful when we launch and load.

[@Orc350z]

I feel his pain got a brand new boat last year. My struggle was pulling in and out of a marina. Very stressful.

[@neilmcentee1905]

They did just fine... no attitudes or foot stomping... all for one and don’t fall in, or something like that😎

[@zacjack]

We demand part two when they try to load and pull out....

[@ibdrummin82]

Wish you could've gotten the loading of it. That would have been epic. It was still entertaining.

[@RudyF6]

I hope you have footage of the return and retrieve!!

[@acemannw]

There are two types of people in the world, one that wants to learn how to do something before they do it and others that just want to wing it. This guy was definitely more the wing it variety and while he eventually got in the water it could have gone a lot smoother for him if he just would have spent a couple hours on KZbin.

[@ahartsclassicminigarage8833]

Thanks for the encouragement as I’m a welder by trade and back in February had a accident the crushed C2 & C3 and I’m incomplete spinal. But I’m getting better every day thanks to therapy at the shepherd Ctr in Alanta Ga

[@robertwhitey6621]

The only thing else that could of went wrong here would be to loose the tow vehicle down the ramp into the water.

[@Tonnsfabrication]

Just about every boat ramp I've ever been to has a staging area to prepare the boat for launch. Intersting that people prep the boat right in the middle of the ramp.

[@joedennehy386]

Only once in New Zealand

[@Foxholeatheist]

This is, like, one of my nightmares. I do appreciate how the top comments on this thread are all of the "This guy was failed by his dealer" or "Yep, I've been there" variety. A little empathy goes a long way. :)

[@AM-we6en]

Before I took my boat for the first time 5 years ago. I watched a lot of videos including ones like this. Never have I ever taken 45 minutes. Learn your vessel and research boating tips before you head out! And especially tell your wife to get ready to work-teamwork!!

[@jamesobrien4915]

I need a part two on this one.

[@JohnRobinson_Oklahoma]

He needed to attach his kill switch clip. Lol

[@steve841]

When your dad was an accountant or lawyer…. And never lifted the hood of anything.

[@SlimWhittman]

Where is your footage of him on the dock blocker? Like a bug to the zapper I'm sure it attracted him.

[@enterprise59]

Who ever sold this boat to this guy should be fired if it was a dealer for never bothering to show him how to do all this. Also, this is why there are boating classes. If you're NEW to boating, never done it before, take a class. Hope loading it back onto the trailer wasn't as bad.

[@dbdors]

Wonder what it was like when they brought it back in!!

[@lauromartins1985]

I watched this channel for a year before buying a boat. Let’s just say I was aware of everything that could go wrong.

[@jerr00711]

Wish we could have followed him out on the water for awhile.

[@lhunter3974]

Isn't there a school for beginner boaters ?

[@rcl3514]

Kind sorta, the problem is, that you have to know about it, and look for it, to be able to take it. I took one when I was10 or 11. It was a 20 or 30 hour class from the local Coast Guard Aux. 2 or 3 hours a night, 1 night a week. Taught me the basics in everything from knot tying, to navigation, safety, to buoy reading......

[@dadboddamien]

Wow.. I honestly am at a loss for words

[@jamess3532]

We were all newbies at one point but a little common sense goes a long way and it looks like this guy didn't bother to do any research before going to the boat ramp. Had he done his research he would have known to have the boat loaded and fully prepped to launch prior to backing it up. I hope he's safe on the water but if he didn't even bother to learn the basics of launching a boat I doubt he's prepared to safely operate and navigate his boat on the water.

[@TerryB751]

Then when the boat takes on water, the guy remembers he left the drain plug at home.

[@tylerdrewry402]

That’s hilarious 🤣

[@ETT64]

More boat than brains.

[@kenarnold9132]

This is the type of person who doesn't need to be on the water.

[@markeickmann8001]

totally agree!

[@taters7359]

😂i though he was on Google trying to figure out them straps lol bro should have looked on KZbin and 😭sure there is a first time boater video 😂

[@Eyore82]

I have a love/hate relationship with ratchet straps.. When they work, i love them. When they give me shit, i beat them to death with a sledge hammer and get a new one 😂

[@vppnbrent]

This was so hard to watch. Watching #1 get back on the trailer must be a real laugh!

[@imgmakr]

Two thoughts went through my mind watching this... 1- This is what it looks like when you have more money than brains 2- Throw that sucker in reverse full throttle for some real fun! 🤣😂

[@chuckmvs]

Shiver my timbers!!🏴‍☠

[@michaelnavarre6611]

Just Wow

[@mrmarkthompson2361]

Undo Straps At Beginning Of Ramp, Undo Bow Hook, Have Ropes To Adults On Pier Walk Down While Backing, While Boat & Trailer Reaching Into Water At Good Depth, Almost Back Of Car At Water Level, Slam On Brakes. Boat Will Roll Off, People On Pier Can Then Pull Ropes With Boat Towards Pier. While Car/Truck Pulls Forward & Parks.

[@ssgt2002]

I think this would have been me, if not for watching all these cool videos.

[@theone4929]

They will get better, me and my wife met in September of 84 and now we go on the withlacoochee twice a week with my surface drive and three times a week on the golf with my Boston Whaler and we can launch both boats in under sixty seconds from the time we enter the ramp area.

[@kennycunningham8721]

This is why I'm glad in Tennessee a new boater has to take a boaters safety course and learn the boat.

[@hines862009]

Tennessee is a joke.

[@closewatcher8586]

Googan of the week for sure but everyone has to learn when they are new at it. Seems to be slightly low on common-sense though! I would love to see him try to retrieve that boat.

[@davidcraven277]

What I want to see is when they get back

[@BravoMikeActual]

I’ll guarantee you he grounded the boat within 15 minutes.

[@joskydive]

That hurt me to watch. But I couldn't look away.

[@richerwin6397]

What is the sisturbance in the water right behind the out drive? The disturbance seems to follow the center of the transim?

[@voyeur442]

You would think the dealer would show you the basics of how everything works for 100k they should take you out for 30 minutes.. lol

[@jeffmurphy9987]

I can probably count on one hand the number of times I’ve had a dock line on my bow cleat. I always use a mid cleat and stern cleat.

[@garygolfer3243]

Good Gawd!! No PFD’s on the kids, no knowledge of the BASIC fundamentals…. He’s going to kill someone, and probably blame someone else.

[@saw1898]

Old friend used to say, “this guy has more dollars than sense”, lol

[@josephrobichaud5198]

I used to live on a boat, I've sailed boats from VA to FL, helped out the guy that owned the local Boat US service and could go on for hours about the things I've seen on the water and at the docks. Just to name a few. Guy was ran over by his truck when he left it in reverse and the whole truck went under water. Someone tried filling the boat with gas and instead used the pump out fixture. Leaving the two rear straps still attached holding the stearn to the trailer and running the boat wide open in reverse wondering why it's not moving. Boat US gets a call from someone hard aground at the the Hole In the Wall on Gwynn's Island VA in a 40' sailboat with a 6' solid keel. No one in there right mind would have ever tried this approach, on a good day at MHT it's only 4', it's a Z pattern, and the markers switch 1/2 way through.

[@alnagy1700]

And its a jet boat if he had trouble launching it wait til he tries to dock it 😂

[@Jonyam]

Would like to have seen the bow and eye, was it a hook strap issue or a turnbuckle issue?

[@nunyabizness8945]

Motorcycles and boats.....nothing wrong with starting small and learning the ropes. And if you can get someone else to let you learn on their stuff... perfect.