she's SO SQUISHY😳| r/BadWomensAnatomy

[@OneTopic2]

i survived ✋😤 also new videos out over here and you better watch ‘em, hehe

[@FruityisFruity]

Can do buck-a-roo! Edit: That is probably the cringiest thing I’ve ever said. 💀

[@Spiteful_Helicopter]

You were first!

[@flasche.]

@@Spiteful_Helicopter oh please don’t come whith the being first thing again 😖

[@unicornmafia_6953]

Why should i

[@Spiteful_Helicopter]

@@flasche. lmao

[@yurifornow2681]

The fact that a lot of schools still teach women's anatomy like this is actually scary and makes me want to scream.

[@RiveroftheWither]

It's not so much that that is how they're teaching it to everyone, the problem is that most schools don't teach boys about female anatomy at all. All their information is from porn and here say from other boys. To be fair I wasn't taught male anatomy either initially but thats a much easier to grasp reproductive system. The stick squirts out the baby gravy, done.

[@thelifeoflackingmusespjo5983]

What

[@spicyfte4202]

What

[@thelifeoflackingmusespjo5983]

@@spicyfte4202 ikr

[@bowflare5529]

It was different in my school and tbh I didn't pay attention to the video and just got it explained by my mom later. On the other hand one of the guys in our class passed out after having to watch the guys version. *shrug* it is what it is.

[@DxityDoo]

The irony with the “only women who eat unhealthily get periods” comment is that you can stop menstruating if you’re ill. Usually only for long term, more serious illnesses but thats a thing. Also it can be affected by stress so if you have a period of intense stress, you can sometimes throw off your cycle.

[@goldengryphon]

And starvation. People who have periods who starve themselves will stop cycling. It's all very bad for you, and your body responds by shutting down unnecessary functions.

[@callisto5097]

Probably this guy is getting confused with the fact that periods can stop because of extreme dietary regimes and/or overexercising. Which are actually bad for anyone's health but they probably heard "diet and exercise stop periods" and went "hmm, so only 'unhealthy' people get periods"

[@artistryanxiety6132]

It is so bizarre how much can affect someone's period. I had a really intense day of moving around/exercise at a warehouse a few days before my period usually started, and the extra activity caused it to start early.

[@coena9377]

As a man, I was a full on adult before I knew that women have more than two holes below the waist… which is especially embarrassing since I’m a trans man. I have female anatomy and I still didn’t know shit about it. I legitimately thought I was peeing out of the same hole that babies come out of.

[@firathekit]

I’m in the exact same boat you’re in wtf :,)

[@Bunny_Bill]

Relatable. I'm trans masc and I know nothing.

[@ghost_1628]

Me too, the education system is literally rediculous. I know nothing about my own body

[@starrycharacter]

Same XD

[@snekysneks]

Ditto my dude

[@loreleirez6743]

The fact that I as a women never learned women's anatomy in school... I had to learn it myself because the only thing health class taught me was "Drugs Bad, Drugs Evil, Don't smoke"

[@ari_the_tricksterlokai9404]

Same. My sex Ed class was only use to fear monger about drugs. The one day we did something involving sex Ed the prof had us put condoms on bananas and the parents were warned a moth ahead of time and could pull their child from that day

[@lizbyrd2955]

But at the same time, many schools want to force drugs down disabled kids throats so they don't have to learn how to deal with them -_-

[@loreleirez6743]

@@lizbyrd2955 Ugh exactly, and then not accommodate new/other ways of teaching for people with ADHD and Anxiety, etc. They just say "Oh your just dumb" and then ignore us all. Or they put us all in a different room and don't even teach us the right curriculum. It's sad honestly.

[@Snowicorn]

Same and we don't even have "health class" in my country, we just had a few lectures explaining specifically periods (sponsored by companies making pads to advertise probably), one of which ended with the lecturer explaining that we're too young and "abstinence is the best contraception"

[@loreleirez6743]

@@Snowicorn Wow that really suck, things seriously need to be changed in the world. Yikes man

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

14:30 "I don't find women attractive and men have pretty eyes" -A man who will not realise he's gay for another several years

[@Jane-oz7pp]

Also "men shouldn't have sloped shoulders" - a man who has never lifted weights in his life.

[@modelmajorpita]

That post is not from a man, it's from a woman who is part of a transphobic cult. It's TERF bullshit thinking secret trans people are everywhere.

[@thelifehackerest]

no yea that was my exact thought process 😂

[@danieneit6830]

those darn men with their pretty eyes and big butts and long eyelashes and plump llips and surprisingly soft hands... I can't stand them! I better post photos of them every day to show the world how little I like scrolling through images of men!

[@gooficat]

600th like

[@littledreamerrem7021]

About the sanitary pad size thing: I once ran into a similar situation with my roommate. I'm a transman who, unfortunately, had to deal with that stuff back then, and this particular roommate was the only one who knew in our unit. So, when his girlfriend unexpectedly got her period without any supplies on hand and he came to me asking if I could help her out, it was no big deal. "What size?" I asked. This man thought for a moment, looked me up and down, and shrugged. "Well, she's about your size. So, small?" Oh, honey, NO. I somehow held it together long enough to tell him that isn't quite right and eventually sent him off with a pad, but you better bet I was giggling my butt off that entire night. I properly explained how period flow correlated to pad/tampon size later on. Ah, good times.

[@emilyrln]

Lmao! In defense of anyone with this misconception, that's how a ton of bodily stuff works. Otoh, it's a scathing indictment of our sex education.

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

he may be a lil confused but he got the spirit

[@littledreamerrem7021]

@@emilyrln Indeed! I don't fault him for believing this. (The education system that let him get to college without properly understanding periods, on the other hand...) He was helping his GF and was willing to learn, so he gets a pass.

[@PunkZombie1300]

Oof, I probably would have said the same thing and I consider myself fairly informed on periods and stuff (my mom and older sister didn't exactly sit me down and talk about it but also didn't keep it hidden, and most of my friends have been girls)

[@littledreamerrem7021]

@@PunkZombie1300 Yeah. I feel like even most female-bodied people aren't told everything. I remember attending my REALLY crappy middle school puberty talk and listening to all the girls asking questions. "Would it hurt? What does it feel like?" At the end, I feel like none of us really understood anything beyond bare basics. I ended up learning through personal experience and by reading stuff online. Oh, the horror stories I've heard...

[@mitchcooper5132]

I'm a gay man that has never attempted any sort of adult time with a lady. The frequency with which I see people that don't know ghe absolute basics of menstruation or fun time zones is, really quite shocking.

[@karno6679]

Mm. Seriously like learn basic anatomy, I’m also a gay guy and even though it doesn’t apply to me, I still know it! There is no excuse not to know this stuff by the time your an adult.

[@samiraperi467]

Read as "fun (time zones)" and wondered if some time zones are more fun than others.

[@katherine_rosalita]

@@samiraperi467 same-

[@mitchcooper5132]

@@samiraperi467 mountain time 😉

[@MayorVideo]

@@samiraperi467 i live in eastern time. it's not fun

[@GamerSisters]

The grandma correcting herself to say "silly they" made me smile so much. So wholesome

[@Aderon]

I remember as a child (around 11 or 12) I read my older sister's 'What's Going On Down There?' book because I was genuinely curious in how bodies worked at the time. There were no intentions with it other than me just being weird as hell. In retaliation, she took my 'What's Going On Down There?' book and read it with the thought of perhaps embarrassing me with her knowing how my parts worked? Result: both of us gave ourselves a better level sex-ed than what's required in more than half of the United States.

[@_.z33._]

danggggggg, but yk you probably are right. love my school board that’s been voting on what’s in our sex-ed and family life unit rn 🙃🙃

[@calidafeuersichel1515]

It really worries me, what seems to go on in USA schools... it seems to make something natural into something super problematic, that shouldn't be talked about. Well... when there is no talking/education, some "fun" theories will arise eventually...

[@Acidfunkish]

@@calidafeuersichel1515 No, this is absolutely what happened. Girls felt ashamed for having bodies that boys (and men) were interested in, so they didn't report things like inappropriate touching (and more). Because it was somehow our fault, because religion. What's happening now is that we're going back to those days, because certain men in power are afraid that if women become fully liberated, we'll be able to ruin ALL of their careers. Because they've ALL done that 💩. At least 80% of them.

[@bacul165]

I'm a 40 yo European. When i was a kid i used to think the us are super advanced, sciency, free, the top developed country in the world. It's crazy to see how wrong it's all going. for no good reason...

[@Aderon]

@@bacul165 I blame regressionists who don't/can't understand the philosophies of the Founding Fathers. Hell, we currently have a supreme court judge who was sworn in whilst unfamiliar with the US constitution and all its amendments. The US hasn't been top in many fields other than military spending, incarceration rates (especially among p.o.c), and guns/gun crimes per capita for quite a while.

[@LPNurja]

14:50 "Transvestigators" are so ridiculous. There are whole facebook groups with nothing but this. And in one, the most active of them, a woman, was banned because the group analysed her face and concluded she was "secretly trans". They think everyone around them is secretly trans, they are devoting an insane amount of time to this. I feel so sorry for them

[@JoshSweetvale]

It's a witch hunt! Literally!

[@SheetGhostWithBones]

Transvestigators sounds like a paranormal kids show where the group is just a bunch of trans teens trying to prove the existence of ghosts.

[@52flyingbicycles]

Bigots just can’t stop inventing phrenology

[@LPNurja]

@@SheetGhostWithBones God I would love this!

[@lynxlubbpeeps]

lol imagine if that woman was actually trans. And she joined the group just to randomly accuse people she knew was cis as trans to cause chaos in the community. Then it was too bad she got kicked out before she got to do her great "HAH Y'ALL OBVIOUSLY CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE COZ IT AINT REAL. TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN" reveal.

[@bluemoondelight]

Fun Fact: "Inverted" was a term invented by sexologists before the word "homosexual" was in common use. The theory of "inversion" was basically that the person's "physical, emotional, or psychological" state or their "gender" is "inverted" compared to their heterosexual counterparts. Gay men had the mind of a woman and gay women had the mind of a man. This term was also applied to individuals who desired to live or dress as the opposite gender. For a while before the 1950s, "inverted" was generally accepted amongst the historical queer community as a way to describe their queerness, but it was also used by the surrounding prejudicial society to single out those individuals. The word largely went out of use by the queer community when the word "homosexual(ity)" was invented, but it would not be unlikely that those born just before or during the 50s would've heard this term used at some point. Still surprising tho that the person who tweeted about the "inverted" RAF officer would use it in the year of our lord 2022! Source: 'A Queer History of the United States' by Michael Bronski

[@Schnort]

Oh wow, I didn't know that!

[@MirrimBlackfox]

It was also use for any women who wanted to do anything not considered feminine enough, like ride a bicycle, or wear pants.

[@emilyrln]

I legit thought they had misspelled "introverted" 😂

[@eeeeeehhhhhhhh]

"gay men had the mind of a woman" ooh boy, then I guess they changed their mind when they heard of top-doms bears? Lmao 🤣

[@Khotetsu]

So for some context on what the heck that woman was going on about, some TERFs have recently devolved into full on conspiracy theorists who believe that trans people are secretly taking over society, and have taken to calling these "secret trans agents" or whatever you wanna call them "inverted". So these posts have cropped up recently on social media, coming from groups of TERFs who are trying to figure out whether or not people are secretly trans, based on some phrenology pseudoscience about like shoulder to hip ratios and stuff, and it's gotten to the point where a few of them are 100% convinced that everybody around them is secretly trans - like on the level of that disorder that makes somebody believe all their friends and family have been replaced with impostors - and some of these groups have even begun cannibalizing themselves, believing that their own members are secretly trans.

[@MaxMallard]

"Y'all can control your menstrual cycles." I so wish this guy was right

[@SevCaswell]

Technically you can control/prevent menstruation with hormone pills/injections/IUDs but only if your body cooperates and you don't get any breakthrough bleeds.

[@tdelioncourt1268]

@@SevCaswell yes thanks for the second part, no solution works for me >_< I wish I could skip those but mybody won't let me

[@Wertsir]

In our glorious transhuman future all people will be able to control their menstrual cycle, male or female. And we will be able to weaponize it by shooting out pressurized streams of menstrual blood. This is what will finally achieve true equality amongst all people.

[@AgentAnime95]

Reminder: If you have menstruation tracking apps then it's best to delete that right now since America really wants to control womens anatomy.

[@WallebyDamned]

Or download a bunch of them and give them varying start dates. Like a group rendition of Row, Row, Row Your Boat, but instead of singing it's that some app will always have you as bleeding at any point. See them figure out the REAL flow dates!

[@AnoukhHellstream]

Best to just go ol'fashion and start carrying a calendar. Too many apps sell that shit to advertisers and you start getting spammed by snailmail and email for shitty products.

[@AuroraPaintBrush4444]

On a tangent, I can also see horrible employers using this to fire people. "Oh Mary Ann is trying to get pregnant, we should fire her before she applies for maternity leave."

[@ritahueston9475]

@@AnoukhHellstream the issue is for those who have irregular cycles the app usually is able to help with that

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

@@ritahueston9475 I'm a woman myself and I'm sorry if I sound stupid. But in what way could an app help with irregular cycles more than a calendar, or going to a specialist or sth?

[@kansasabernathy3987]

My boyfriend introduced me to this channel and as someone who grew up very conservative, even went to a private Christian school and has just recently gotten divorced from a man that started grooming me when I was 15, I have to say I am learning so much from your content. Thank you!

[@Lisa_Flowers]

I'm so sorry you went through such a shitty experience, but I'm glad you got through it and are hopefully happier and learning new things! As someone who has a history of religious indoctrination and growing up very conservative, I know it can be hard to open yourself up to new information. So I wanted to say that it's really cool that you are

[@janerecluse4344]

There's an entire bright and beautiful world out here, and we're very glad to see you. ❤️🌈

[@SupahCray]

​@@janerecluse4344 Agreed. Welcome Home, New Roommate.

[@SupahCray]

Sorry it took me so long.

[@ApexBrachydios]

"What are they teaching in schools!?" OT, the problem is that they don't even mention this stuff in schools

[@msthecommentator2863]

Explains why these theories sound like the mad guesses of a group of schoolboys on a grade school playground

[@claressadubs]

I didn't have an actual health class until college, where I chose it as an elective, it wasn't even a general ed class. And bc it was a religious college we STILL got taught that every time you have s3x w a new person it makes it harder to bond w the next partner. 😐

[@kevinchong5424]

It's depressing how many people, and I mean adults, have zero understanding of how the female body functions. It's even worse when you think about how many of them are women themselves

[@SevCaswell]

It is entirely the fault of religious dogma, of all kinds, and the demonization of women, and thus the utter lack of factual education.

[@janerecluse4344]

That's the part that always blows me away. Like, if you were raised to never even think of your junk because THE DEVIL WILL HEAR YOU, I can see it, but otherwise... Girl. How you pee with a tampon in? That is clearly its own hole!

[@nyandoesthings]

@@janerecluse4344 This is one I haven't heard from someone else before, but growing up i knew there were 2 holes in the front end. But, I thought one of those holes was inside the other hole, coming out of the 'wall' of the baby hole. And I had a very thick clotted period flow, so I thought that tampons worked by holding the clots inside and that pee was thin enough to go through the cotton. I didn't use tampons very much during that time though, only like twice when I went swimming.

[@hey.haveagoodday.7128]

As a women, I can confirm that these people concern me for their lack of knowledge on many, many things of the female body.

[@emilyrln]

Somehow I misread this as "the manly, manly things of the female body" 😂

[@spookshankaman1038]

@@emilyrln everyone is manly, all the time, regardless of situation

[@electronics-girl]

@@emilyrln Looking forward to getting the "manly manly things" removed from my female body.

[@emilyrln]

@@electronics-girl Nice! I have a friend who's doing the same (assuming we're talking top surgery). I'm going to be super jealous of their ability to run shirtless in the heat XD Even without public decency laws, my chest is (barely) big enough that I need a sports bra for support to not have pain lol

[@electronics-girl]

@@emilyrln Oh, no, sorry, I'm going in the opposite direction. I'm MTF. By "female body" I just meant that I'm female and it's my body. But yeah, I meant eventually I want to get the "manly things" removed downstairs. I've always hated being shirtless, so I'm really looking forward to having a socially-acceptable excuse to never be shirtless again.

[@ifckinlovemcr]

As a girl, I literally cannot believe the "They didn't have periods back then". And then the reply "Pretty sure only women who eat unhealthy get them" like come onnn 🤦‍♀️

[@Guitarded4]

as a girl who eats healthy, I can confirm that I don't get periods, only blue liquid like the commercials

[@ifckinlovemcr]

@@Guitarded4 🤣

[@astralcamisado648]

The thing I am most looking forward to about going on T is the ability to eat at maccies without getting cramps.

[@nyandoesthings]

my favorite thing about this is the assumption that every woman used to eat healthy

[@squiddwizzard8850]

My first thought was "... Back when? Because the laws in the OLD TESTAMENT literally regulate women's menses."

[@TheRedarm75]

I can say with a strange feeling "I have learned a ton about women's bodys by looking at porn, /badwomans anatomy, and a small handful of medical books" it sure does suprize me how cross referncing these things can help you understand the body and laugh at the horrendous dude bros ideas of how women's bodys work

[@Polikaize]

same, btw. I am, well, female, and too, have learnt most of my anatomical knowledge (regarding genitals) from mom's college study books (she's a physician) and porn.

[@Polikaize]

we haven't even had much anatomy lessons at school as part of our biology course, let alone sex ed.

[@nyandoesthings]

@@Polikaize Most schools where I live will have a "pregnancy" unit as part of the biology course. You would think that maybe this unit would be about sex or at least the effects of pregnancy on a body, or you know, something that is relevant to everyone, right? It's always about gametes -> zygote -> embryo -> fetus. And that's it.

[@roxassora2706]

​@@Polikaize Some porn is legit awful but those tutorials... damn.

[@draghettis6524]

Technically, nobody is born with tits, but everyone is born with boob kits. This is because they are formed before the few genes involved in masculinization can intervene to say "No, this baby will go the AMAB path" Maybe there are some exceptions where people don't have nipples and breast tissue, I don't have a doctorate in anything, let alone in medicine, so I missed probably a few dozens genetical abnormalities related to what I discussed.

[@LinkleMcA]

Witches milk, also known as neonatal lactation, actually supports this. Newborns of any sex can actually begin lactating shortly after birth temporarily due to longterm exposure to estrogen in utero.

[@callumfinlayson-palmer8393]

Nipple gang let's gooooooo :P

[@onijester56]

Don't feel bad. My literal college education is in sequencing DNA so I can genetically modify it like some unhinged scientist from Jurassic Park, and I still regularly forget a couple dozen genetic mutations that relate to physiological expression of "sex".

[@SevCaswell]

From what I understand of foetal development, as a lay person, it is not the genetics of the foetus that determine the masculinization process but the mother's hormones. Although what triggers the hormones I'm unclear on. I do know that every single foetus ever concieved by any species begins life as female.

[@sarahvunkannon7336]

@@SevCaswell From what I understand, it is hormones, but not the mother's obviously. Hormones probably can't cross the placental barrier. A fetus with the SRY gene, normally found on the Y chromosome but sometimes not, develops as all fetuses do for a while. Then a few weeks in, I don't recall exactly how many (8 perhaps?), the SRY gene becomes active and starts producing proteins that trigger the body to produce a flood of androgens. It's the androgens that cause the physical features of the fetus to masculinize. The fetus' own hormones control masculinization, and they are triggered by a certain gene. Fun fact: This happens very early on, before the brain has developed its complex structure. There is a second hormonal burst later in development that influences how the brain develops. The body and brain do not receive the same gendering influence at the same time.

[@mikchimin]

Fun fact, periods exist in the Bible. In Genisis, someone who I can't remember right now, was hiding something in her camel's bag, and they asked her to get off so they could check it, and she said, "No sorry I'm on my period" and they left her alone. What a queen

[@bacul165]

There's a bunch of rules about menstruation in the bible as well... And if course that one time when Jesus healed a women who had endometriosis or something like that in Mark 5...

[@lynxlubbpeeps]

Was just about to comment something like this. Had to read old testament coz religious fam. There was an entire section with dumbass rules on how women on their period can't be sittin on the same seats as men but. Well. It obviously existed back then. (I'd like to think that that's coz they don't have stuff like disposable pads like we do now. And therefore there's risk of leakage. But who knows?)

[@mikchimin]

@@lynxlubbpeeps yes I believe that's right. The rules on menstruation are quite extensive, I do not envy women of that time 😅

[@adams13245]

@@mikchimin Neither do I.

[@TheMimiSard]

​@mikchimin They had a hard time, wandering around the desert, probably not with much in the way of good hygiene knowledge. If you look at a lot of the Mosaic laws, they are all about hygiene and sanitisation.

[@ImTheAudacity]

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese

[@ImTheAudacity]

@@tidepodpadthai2633 I mean it’s cheese so Fairpoint

[@fireflybutton1939]

I want to say this is wrong but... I do like cheese...

[@ImTheAudacity]

@@fireflybutton1939 I would be more concerned if you didn’t like it

[@Jane-oz7pp]

This would work on me, yes

[@kellimshaver]

I lost half a day today marveling over some Colby Jack...

[@pikaqte5418]

All of women's anatomy can be summed with "My legs can't do that." "That's not how boobs work" And "He can't find it!"

[@SupahCray]

He did, though! It was an achievement! Even if he didn't know what it was, shouldn't the poor baby get points~?

[@wiffelwaffle]

I'm glad this is a subreddit. I'm transfemale, and I thought I was a complete idiot for not learning about tampons and women's hygiene/bodies until I started researching it literally two months ago. Now I feel like less of an idiot. Because some people not only have theories so wild they would thrive in the Australian wilderness, but they literally refuse to learn about the human body, and insist they're correct, even when it's painfully obvious they are not. I am proud to not be one of those people, haha!

[@starrycharacter]

I remember a tweet about like some guy saying : "periods are called periods cuz back when women were less polluted (exact words) it was a tiny little dot"

[@wiffelwaffle]

@@starrycharacter HAHA omg that's ludicrous

[@starrycharacter]

@@wiffelwaffle yea XD I'm pretty sure it's called a period because it's a period of time where you're menstruating

[@wiffelwaffle]

@@starrycharacter exactly lol

[@AnarchoKeks]

@@starrycharacter also because it repeats periodically

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

"Just because it's there doesn't mean it's useful or wanted." - man comparing leg hair to tumor and also to his neglected genitals apparently

[@geomeopeoleo1740]

Fun fact; the four kidneys is actually real, adult kidneys have two lobes each. So during development the four ‘kidneys’ become two kidneys with two lobes! Anatomy is cool and weird.

[@SevCaswell]

Works with bones too, babies are born with over 300 bones but the adult skeleton only has around 206.

[@goldengryphon]

And OT telling a Dad Joke is just too cute for words!

[@suprafatadecontact]

I was so stonked that I instantly thought about the lobes and that they were 4 at some point (even tho it would me much more logical for them to be 4 in the uterus) that the punchline completely flew over my head :))

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Before judging a “what’s a tampon” asker, just remember you had to learn it somewhere before also. I’d much rather see someone ask and be ‘blessed’ with knowledge online then look like a fool in person.

[@tdelioncourt1268]

true true, also tampons are rare in some countries because of the virginity myth still going strong

[@onewholovesvenison5335]

With the people saying “This woman has a masculine body, and this man has a feminine body!”, it reminds me of how my Grandmother, who has especially narrow shoulders, told me than my shoulders were “ a bit wide for a girl”.

[@sanschmidt5457]

what are you supposed to do with that info? either become a man or hack off the shoulders cinderellas-ugly-sisters-style? :D

[@mycatistypingthis5450]

The answer to that should just be "I can't change my bones". This is the answer to lots of comments on bodies (how tall someone is, size of hips, length of arms, shape of head, size of feet, leg to torso ratio and whatever else people come up with that's wrong in someone).

[@awfuldynne]

11:33 You know those devices that electrically stimulate the abs (I assume) to simulate period cramps? This business owner needs to try one of them out. Maybe have one of the employees he's complaining about calibrate it for him to make sure it's actually comparable and/or lull him into a false sense of security because if a fragile feemale can shrug this off, how bad can it OH GOD THE PAIN

[@emilyrln]

Yes! And film it and post it on the internet (maybe censor his face for liability purposes)

[@bellablue5285]

I had one of those vids show up on my fyp, honestly not sure I've ever laughed harder (never tried one myself, but I'm painfully familiar with the real thing)

[@esupton783]

I can see the autopsy one being a genuine question, it's a somewhat known fact that it's possible to poop yourself postmortem (something with sphincter relaxation) so maybe this person thought it could happen with periods too, given it was already happening at the time of death

[@msthecommentator2863]

As someone who went to mortuary school, that question is a pretty standard level of humorously inaccurate that you'll hear on the regular. But hey, at least they're asking 😂

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

Atleast they're asking and don't act like they know it all lol

[@trishapellis]

Afaik it's about gas buildup in the abdomen (from the rotting process) pushing out everything that can be pushed out of the body (i.e. anything that has holes to come out of). Another example of this phenomenon: coffin birth. Women who died while pregnant are sometimes found with the baby between their legs, having technically "given birth" while already dead.

[@Alexandretta]

@@trishapellis Thank you for that nightmare fuel. 😱

[@esupton783]

@@trishapellis so you're telling me berserk is kinda right

[@SinsofMidnight]

Ah, Bad Women's Anatomy is one of my favorites. Mostly because I enjoy laughing at the nonsense. But the poor guy who who finally found his girl's c*** and thought it was a growth... Literally laughed til I cried

[@TyphinHoofbun]

15:37 The "investigation" they're doing is some sort of weird conspiracy thing where these people think that, for some reason, everyone is secretly trans. They "analyze" "lines" on every photo they can find, and somehow, SOMEHOW, every single celebrity/figure/person they don't already know and like (because they never "test" them) is magically trans. And rather than be like, "Huh, that's pretty weird, maybe my methods are flawed and I should try making sure they work", they jump on the incredibly weird conclusion that nearly 100% of the world is secretly living as the opposite gender for... nefarious? purposes???

[@noobulon4334]

Ive seen this happen with random wemen on youtube, my favorite case of which was related to some metal chick and instead of deleting it or letting it get buried, they pinned it for visibility and the dude had maybe a dozen likes and over 200 comments roasting him saying stuff like "have you ever seen a woman?" And "I'd still smash"

[@searchingfororion]

Before I got tired of Facebook and left it to stagnate (shortly after the capital incident in D.C) people were getting so paranoid and toxic that *at least* once a day I would get harassing messages from individuals who were certain I was trans and also that it was obvious I wasn't (and never would be) a **select random binary gender**. I reported them because their behavior was abhorrent, but it was so ridiculous. I would get "You're obviously a man, you'll never be a woman" at the same time some other idiot would send, "Stop trying to be a man, no matter what you do you'll still be a weak little girl." 🙄 It was *insane* there was *no* androgyny to my public photos and literally nothing indicating a non-cis identity. The climate at the time was just so toxic and persecutory that if you didn't look like Karen and/or publicly proclaim allegiance to MAGA then you must be one of *those* (btw, thanks Joanne for really getting the fires stoked toward an already disenfranchised group and continuing to propagate that irrational fear, persecution, and misinformation that leads to acts of self harm or outside violence - *that* helped 🧐). But the irony of being accused of being a trans man that would never pass as a man and being accused of being a trans woman they would never pass a woman simultaneously was *not* lost on me. These people didn't even know what they *thought* they saw, they were simply trying to say the most hurtful thing possible. (Instead it just proved how they didn't have half a clue about what they "felt so strongly" about).

[@JudgementalToucan]

NGL, I'd love to see them rationalize it if someone used the same bullshit technique on them.

[@oliver-the-ghost3821]

Yeah! And like,,, the markers are so general! Like, I'm cis but there've been a few times when my parents would obsess about one of these "markers" on me that ig proved to them that I was secretly transitioning

[@searchingfororion]

@@oliver-the-ghost3821 That is really very disturbing on many levels. I'm sorry you had to go through that (and if you are still). Heaven forbid people actually communicate with their offspring and create an environment where they feel safe to discuss and share things with one another. 🙄 It *is* actually possible and you don't need conspiratorial snips to leave you guessing about your child - they inform you on every step of the way. Doesn't that sound easier?!? But then again, it takes *real* effort and time - probably best to rely on pseudoscience if that's beneath you as a parent.

[@randomfandoms944]

When you told the kidney/kid knee joke I literally had to pause the video and just reflect on life. Life, it turns out, is a dad joke disguised as a fun fact.

[@eldritchabomination9726]

Reminder that all of y'all are valid and deserve to be happy. Stay safe, eat food, don't let your uterus bite your organs, destroy gender norms (or don't if you like fittin them, or do if you don't like the pressure but still enjoy fitting), drink water and get sleep.

[@rowanbarnfather7776]

Eldritch abominations too!

[@goldengryphon]

Everyone, even eldritch abominations, are valid people and need to stay safe, eat something, drink something good for their biology (eldritch abominations might need to be careful about that!), and try to include their inner anatomy in decision making to prevent organs from attacking each other. Sleeping is very good, especially for eldritch abominations.

[@lunardoesthings]

This is surprisingly wholesome. Thank you for including those who kinda fit into gender norms. Have an amazing /hour/day/week/month/year

[@KayeTheDragon]

I read “drink water and get help” lmfao

[@darkstarr984]

Thank you! It took acceptance that I don’t feel like my AGAB to start being really happy with norms around it instead of “flip a coin for imposter syndrome over wearing X typically gendered item.”

[@vanessaatalanta2475]

1:50 one pad company here in Germany uses dark red, like actually blood red liquid in their ads now, and I think it's awesome because it's a step forward in normalizing periods. It doesn't look gross, it's not like there's clumps in it or something, just red liquid.

[@theoistrying9904]

When vibrators were introduced to the market they couldn’t be advertised for anything sexual. Doctors originally performed the procedure for “hysteria “and all kinds of Heath issues. Demand got so high they started selling the devices. And for a long time after they couldn’t be advertised as anything sexual

[@alexisgrunden1556]

Considering that women were often "diagnosed" with hysteria for being stressed, argumentative or...well, basically displaying any strong emotions beyond a polite and simpering servitude and agreeability to not only her husband but men in general? I gotta say, those doctors used a dozen different completely wrong formulae and mangled them but somehow managed to come up with a decent answer. A good orgasm does help one's stress-levels and mood, after all~ XD XD XD XD

[@blackdragonxtra]

My favorite part of the add is the offer of a demonstration. I know its probably what the picture is, but still...

[@DaniWallaby]

I think I read somewhere, this is actually not true… 🤔

[@KittyWolves]

@@DaniWallaby source?

[@DaniWallaby]

@@KittyWolves I’m sure if you google it it’ll come up. I read it more than a year ago. I certainly can’t remember where.

[@OtterPxp]

I love how he's just like "Skydiving noises, skydiving noises, these are the sounds of SKYDIVING NOISES" I don't know why but that's so funny

[@SupahCray]

I LOVE whenever he does that! Hehehehehehehe.....OT~

[@starrywizdom]

Ooooh, I hated when my uterus moved around my body, bit my other organs, & got possessed by the devil. It hasn't done it for a while, knock wood, but I FEEL that poor writer! OMG, you absolutely GOT me with the kid knees joke. You tell the best-worst dad jokes!

[@milo4707]

The whole "only women who eat unhealthy get periods" thing is so funny. It's literally the other way around, if someone doesn't eat enough, eats too much or doesn't get enough nutrients, their periods can become very irregular or stop completely.

[@rainestorm7777]

It’s always a good day when One Topic posts! As an AFAB person can’t wait to see this train wreck of bad women’s anatomy EDIT: I seem to have started a war EDIT 2: yes for all this speculating I’m a nonbinary person who was born female, no need to start a freaking war over my assigned gender smh

[@Jp138233]

It’s Raine!

[@darkenderlord1314]

Owl House!

[@AHHHHHHHH.]

What does AFAB mean?

[@tigradraconai2432]

@@AHHHHHHHH. It means Assigned Female at Birth, or that you were labeled female when you were born.

[@RainOfTheFool]

Same

[@SartorialDragon]

19:35 i just love wholesome insults. My family has the same joke every time someone burps. It translates to "you're listening to farm radio, this is Sow speaking!" And then my mom paused... and corrected herself to calling me a boar. I feel seen, lol :)

[@TheCRAZYAunt128]

There is not enough wine in the world to deal with bad women's anatomy, props to One Topic for being completely sober every time he does these videos

[@micahfoley9572]

we assume

[@forgottenness]

I've been sick and kinda abandoned KZbin for a few days. I forgot how much i love watching OT. His videos never fail to make me smile. Thank you OT!

[@zulimardragon]

When topic said men, women and enbies. I'm so use to only hearing men and women then adding enbies in my head. Topic just made me an enby smile so much ☺️

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

Same!

[@foxoflight7257]

Love how the grandma wrote the correction 10 min later. either she reread it later and was like "oops, made a mistake" or she wrote it and rly put in the effort of 10min to think about it to get it correct

[@FerrumAnulum]

"YOU COULD TAKE YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE ANYTIME YOU WANTED?" "No not anytime! Only when it was funny!"

[@Sylvasta22]

For everyone that doesn't speak German, the text at ca. 2:14 says "Perfect noice canceling brings you pure music enjoyment"

[@zoeliddle1494]

THE ONE ABOUT THE BOYFRIEND FINDING A LUMP AND IT TURNING OUT TO BE HER CLITORIS THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

Atleast he can tell his friends that he found it😂

[@electronics-girl]

But why did they need to go to the doctor about it? Why didn't she just say, "That's my clitoris, doofus!"

[@BLZ231]

Although evidently she didn’t know what it was either.

[@sluggardly]

The sheer amount of black void that OT had to paste over that Oglaf comic in order to make it suitable for KZbin is almost funnier than the comic itself.

[@flasche.]

I still know about my birth and I can confirm I sincerely thanked my mother for letting me crawl out of that tiny small space she forced me to grow up in.

[@SartorialDragon]

17:22 "just because it's there doesn't mean it's useful or wanted" True. Valid. Do with your own body whatever you think looks best to you, i'm all for that! But now take your sentence and apply it to every other body autonomy choice people make. Pregnancy. Periods/Fertility. Trans body dysphoria. Just because it's there doesn't mean it's useful or wanted.

[@benny._.baby.]

I'm currently in the process of moving and it's giving me a lot of anxiety. Watching your video helped me to calm down so I just wanted to say, thank you so much OT!

[@SevCaswell]

Moving is such an overlooked trauma, I hope everything settles down for you soon.

[@bluesapphire170]

My school didn’t have regular Sex ED classes, but we did have mixed guest lectures on the subject. Mixed, as in both male and female students were attending on every subject. As one of our teachers said, “ You will need this information to understand yourself, your family, and your possible partners. This can save you from a medical emergency, or you can save another, don’t take this for granted.” I think it was very effective at large, and I’m still disturbed to know how much ignorance grown adults have on the subject.

[@AdmiralBlackstar]

"What are we teaching in school" Not much, because I know at least one person who honestly didn't realize which hole to use, and ya...there is no way you're going to convince someone you were going that way on accident.

[@Daelyah]

Dare I ask that at least protection like condoms were involved...? Because if it's the hole I think it is, there's also the potential of urethral infection if condoms weren't used. Too many youth are not taught how to properly go about healthy sex, because of how taboo christianity made it, and therefore may not realize how much a certain hole needs to be flushed out before intercourse (also, even then, condoms are still HIGHLY encouraged by sex positive educators, because UTIs are no joke)!

[@Maker0824]

15:46 just a heads up, that was about “there is no average” not “they made a bad seat”. it’s actually a really interesting piece about there “is no average person” aka if you pick (I think it was only around five traits) to be average then there is not a single person is “average” Also it wasn’t about comfort lol. it was about designing a safe seat for early fast flight

[@periodicgaming5159]

“What are they teaching in school?” Well, that’s exactly the problem OT, they aren’t.

[@Kat-mv5dy]

7:17 No need to joke about the etc., orgasm was a treatment for hysteria for a while so the “nervous attacks” was already implied that. :)

[@Gl0rbusSminhg]

OT gives off the best dad energy *prove me wrong*

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

I can't. Because it's a fact.

[@micahfoley9572]

i see your best dad energy and raise you the black sheep uncle in your weird christian family that knows you're gay and won't tell anyone till you're ready.

[@shego1142]

The comic at 18:48 is from Oglaf which is a parody webcomic series and is absolutely hilarious (it’s moderately 18+ as you can probs tell but it super funny and has a lot of pointing out and mocking common/overused/ridiculous tropes!)

[@hr_3m0_fk_rv5u2]

13:28 As concerning as it is that he didn't know what it was, it's even more concerning that they got all the way to the doctor and she didn't realize what he was talking about.

[@Wowiexist04251]

Either that or he wasn't listening and she had such an i-told-you-so look when the doctor told him

[@ravenbeastofancient]

2:06 translation of the German sentence: perfect noise reduction brings you pure enjoyment of music Doesn't change the fact that who ever did photoshop the image made a stupid mistake

[@alecat9990]

A man asked my mom if she could "hold it in" a bit longer before my sister's birth.... my mom was having a caesarean....

[@John_Weiss]

…and the man still has an uncrushed windpipe? Amazing self control your mother had!

[@emilyrln]

Methinks he didn't understand what a c-section is 😂

[@annamay2921]

At last that one guy who took his girlfriend to the hospital was worried about her health. That was a good guy. It turned out to be nothing, but at least he took her to the doctor to check cause he was worried. Better be safe than sorry.

[@tomhermann1167]

German ad: Perfect noise reduction offers pure music enjoyment (Genuss) One Topic: Oh alright, so it makes you a musical genius, I understand this.

[@connor_patrick]

your outros are so comforting it's like your my favorite uncle or older brother just giving me a nice comforting boop before i go out and face the world

[@lavenderandwine]

I saw the IED vs IUD one this morning on tumblr and evidently this was a convo between someone and her boyfriend. 😂

[@hannahhorner1932]

As a woman with an irregular period, tbh the 'your period may start any day in the next 3 weeks' is pretty accurate for me lmao

[@Pseudoknickname]

Joke time: What kind of fish only comes out at night? A starfish

[@eldritchabomination9726]

I sea what you did there!

[@Periwinkleaccount]

They’re not fish. It’s not funny.

[@Techy404]

@@Periwinkleaccount the moon fish then

[@Periwinkleaccount]

@@Techy404 the toast cheese then (what do you mean?)

[@Techy404]

@@Periwinkleaccount moon fish, are a type of fish, there's the sun fish, and the moon fish, both are in the ocean

[@Supersmile330]

Ahhh, that last "Alright, get outta here" really got me. That is the exact same tone I take with my dog when he's a silly goose and I just want to say thank you for bestowing it on me

[@jema2609]

OT, parents have the choice of opting their child out of the sex/hygiene classes. I feel most of these didn't get the class.

[@jema2609]

The problem with those opting out is that they don't even give the kids a book! They're "protecting" their child's innocence and purity because "knowledge of sex leads to sexual activity!"

[@naolucillerandom5280]

W h y ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ We never had that problem, but recently one of my mom's coworkers refused to give sex ed, even though it's an obligatory class for Nature Sciences, because "she was too embarrassed". One of my mom's elementary school teachers did the same (except apparently she made them BURN the pages, since it was a private school and they can get away with crazier things).

[@AnTeHufflePuff1990]

That grandma at the end was the wholesomeness we all needed to end so much cringe 🥰

[@Matpit18]

Wow, OT. Not only did you have the strength to put out three videos in a row, but you also had the strength to get into a new outfit to record with. That is dedication I can respect.

[@mokko759]

Tired of shaving your vulva? "Oh, at least they got there in the end." No, no they didn't, they are still wrong. It's the labia majora that have hair.

[@SevCaswell]

and the mons pubis...

[@52flyingbicycles]

The vulva refers to the whole area around the vagina, including the labia majora but also the public mound. Both have hair.

[@mokko759]

@@52flyingbicycles No. The term vulva does not include the entire genital area. It's literally just the opening to the vagina, nothing more.

[@thecactusman989]

2:07 for all the not german speakers it says something along the lines of: "Perfect sound muffeling brings you pure musical plesure"

[@scaathreykr]

Danke~! Ich war schon kurz davor selber zu kommentieren.

[@fourkz]

5:25 fun fact: the human egg cell is the only human cell visible to the naked eye. So any sane person would immediately know something was up if that happened (even though it can’t).

[@QuillBleu82]

I’m studying to be a screenwriter. I would love to write a sci-if/horror like, say, “Alien”/“Aliens”, “The Thing”, “Species”, et cetera. If ever I find myself needing inspiration I will mine this subreddit for gold. Just imagine: A human-looking female creature who mates with human men then devours them, storing their sperm in her spine so she can become pregnant at will and the babies climb out of her like ants from a log and attack anyone or anything that wants to harm her. That’s box office GOLD right there!

[@leeshajoi]

I salute you and your editors for managing to put an Oglaf comic in a KZbin video and keep it intelligible.

[@_JD_Heart_]

0:06 this is exactly how it feels being on your period though lol- whenever I’m on mine I call my uterus *SHE* (stabbing hateful entity) and act like it is a creature who’s only job is to stab me in the gut one week out of every month and get mad at me for not wanting kids even though I am a child myself-

[@SevCaswell]

That's not how a period should feel... Periods should not cause crippling pain. While most doctors are dismissive of it you should keep looking until you find one that takes you seriosuly and will test you for endometriosis and a few other things. Endometriosis and other menstrual disorders are chronically under diagnosed, and definitly NOT normal, and can have serious repercussions for fertility, and general health.

[@Lotus046-old]

Yessss! Why does it punish me for not having children as a child??????? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaughhh!!

[@sportenapfeltorten2095]

HE BROUGHT BEARDOS AND WEIRDOS BACK, MY DAY IS OFFICIALLY SAVED !!!

[@rainyhaze2053]

I am quite ashamed of how long it long me to understand the kidney joke, oh my 💀

[@seaherne]

OT! I was very confused at the start of that joke. Then I had to put down my coffee because I was laughing too hard 🤣

[@TalaPedro]

The spine thing is a weird way to talk about how they've found how to get DNA from bone marrow for cloning/ test tube baby purposes

[@efulmer8675]

16:10 That's not quite the conclusion of the study. It was looking at a literal "one size fits all" uniform, so they took some 137 measurements of distances around, across, and between points on the human body in order to figure out what size of uniform to make that would best fit everybody. What they found was that as you increased the number of measurements where everybody had the same measurement, the number of people that had all the exact same measurement went down dramatically. After including 11 measurements, *no two people* had the exact same measurements.

[@gabriellavedier9650]

I laughed so hard when Kermit the Fraud told on himself like that.

[@emilyrln]

Lmao torture couldn't wring that out of me

[@NatFloofer]

This was a fun video to watch!!!!! I also really needed a double of happiness today, and honestly it's surprising how an action on a screen can make my day better. Glad I stayed till the end!!!

[@SousMarque]

I’m not someone who writes a lot of comments but i want to thank you for being a great person and helping me help people i love when they are feeling down :) I love your videos and i hope you are well (Sorry if my english is bad Im french)

[@easilyflammable]

Quick tip: “Wrote” is “Writes”. “Wrote” is in the past, but “Writes” means that you still do it. You also don’t need to add the extra “To”, “Helping me help” is correct! And more than one person (“Person”) is “People” (with some exceptions). Hope that this helped a bit. Also, your English is surprisingly good for someone who is accustomed to French, which is a language with incredibly different grammatical rules than English. Keep up the good work! Petite astuce : "Wrote" est "Writes". "Wrote" est dans le passé, mais "Writes" signifie que vous le faites toujours. Vous n'avez pas non plus besoin d'ajouter le "To", "Helping me help" est correct ! Et plus d'une personne ("Person") est "People" (à quelques exceptions près). J'espère que cela a aidé un peu. De plus, votre anglais est étonnamment bon pour quelqu'un qui est habitué au français, qui est une langue avec des règles grammaticales incroyablement différentes de l'anglais. Continuez votre bon travail! Aussi, je suis désolé si ce n'est pas un français parfait, car j'utilise un traducteur en ce moment pour que ce soit plus facile à lire pour vous.

[@SousMarque]

@@easilyflammable thank you for the tips

[@emmy8628]

if u didn't say anything i would've assumed you're a native English speaker

[@sugarchaos1318]

This video is pure proof that no one really paid attention in biology class class except for a very few people, like guys I know it’s a boring class but THIS IS WHY YOU NEEDIT

[@randomgamer4048]

14:15 Somebody send this to emkay.

[@333Mudita]

Eeeeeeeyyy

[@Lotus046-old]

You stole my comment!! 😂

[@Marnikoi]

You litteraly have 6.5k like at this moment and 0 dislike. 0%. That's proof of a loving community and good quality content

[@TheMightyPatapon]

I just honestly don't know how people like the one at 14:20 get through the day. I cannot imagine being so obsessed over attempting to ascertain the genitalia of every human being I witness throughout the course of the day. Much less snapping pictures of them to use some phrenology-level-BS to work it out.

[@philippak7726]

fun animal fact - kiwis: kiwis are native to New Zealand and are shaped like a comma. They are a flightless bird that comes in various sizes from "hehe cute" to "was that a badger?!". The feathers are more closely related to fur than to feathers as they continue to evolve into their ground-dwelling ways. The egg is famously the biggest egg in terms of egg-bird ratios, allowing the hatchling to be mature when emerging, but squishing mum's organs in gestation. They have powerful kicks and once they know they can, will kill predators invading their burrows... sadly many do not survive to learn this lesson leaving them on the endangered species list across all varieties. The reason behind the "shortest beak" matter that redefined how beaks were measured comes from it having nostrils at the tip of its beak, as opposed to the base. It uses these to hunt at night. The best way to detect a kiwi is to listen for the soft snuffling and intermittent snort as it removes soil from its nose. They require two legs to mate properly. In wellington zoo they have an ambassador animal called "Tahi" (Te Reo Maori for "One") due to him getting caught in a horrible trap known as a "gin trap" in NZ, though likely a "bear" or "wolf trap" outside of the country. The leg was unable to be saved but he was. When he was healed they attempted to fit him with a prosthetic leg so he would continue helping with the population, but Tahi refused all fake legs and thus is a zoo ambassador explaining the value and versatility of a kiwi, and also showing off the damage humans can do... all while he does an adorable and rapid hop around his enclosure.

[@cicadathegod8277]

Just about to cuddle up with my stinky doggies perfect timing for a one topic video 💕

[@Skylikesavation]

11:12 not sex ed and especially not for the opposite sex, I learned nothing in all of those classes combined

[@SirAlexanderr]

13:10 “eleventine hundred” -One Topic, 2022

[@Lotus046-old]

This comment needs more likes!

[@ZombieInvader]

One time, watching tv with my ex, a Monistat commercial came on and he became so angry. He started talking about how it was disgusting and that the commercials were normalizing perversion. I asked what he was talking about. Y’all. He thought that yeast infections were caused by women pleasuring themselves with bread sticks 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@tabeamarilu2753]

I really needed that boop right before going to sleep, thanks a bunch!😁 Great video as always!🥰

[@MereMeerkat]

I am a full-grown late-30s adult, and that boop makes me giggle every goddamn time.

[@jergunglefinger]

That kidney joke really got me. Well done 👏

[@theoistrying9904]

If you’re no longer getting your period after changing your diet, you are probably not getting the nutrients you need from your diet. Supplements are good yall! The most common nutrient deficiency in vegans and vegetarians are b12 and complete omega fatty acids. There are lots of vegan and vegetarian options for supplements now. Edit: This is coming from a vegan btw

[@bradleypalmer9953]

I actually love that hand stuck prank. He's so sweet, and it's so wholesome