Shenmue 2: A completely normal conversation with a child

Ryo in a completely normal conversation with a street child that's not strange or disturbing at all.
Wait! I won't do anything!

[@kingbeef5076]

Doctor: How are you feeling? Me: Well.

[@insectbrad1698]

The person under me is the best :)

[@dfokg]

@InsectBrad The person above me is the best :)

[@magicalcapi9148]

@@dfokg Me: Trust me, I'm telling the truth.

[@LittleBigBwner]

OH! That took me a second 😂

[@PepeMetallero]

*Me: Me? well...

[@Nulley0]

Him: Hey what's wrong Kid: *constipation noises

[@ShadowDeus]

Me? Well... pulls out bottle of Pepto

[@lorddukfoxyzeppeli7921]

gave 5ooth thumb up

[@otakumangastudios3617]

You definitely had a normal response for a child, it's just a got repeated

[@hotpikachu]

IM CRYING

[@blueberry1557]

IM CRYING

[@peterfthagn3646]

"You never played Shenmue, then why are you watching this video multiple times?" "Me? Well..."

[@younglove3362]

To see what the hype is about....sad part is I played it and was still unimpressed. I can't even find interesting videos on it. It sucks.

[@Sigh95]

“But you’re really scary!” You know, considering he’s adult stranger who won’t leave this clearly uncomfortable child alone, I think the fear is warranted.

[@dontworryaboutit5490]

He did also sprint up to him lol

[@AdelaeR]

Yeah what a creep.

[@JBrander]

Me? Well...

[@therealone1288]

Ok snowflake

[@TheAmazingSpiderPunk]

Wait! He won't do anything!

[@linksey]

This video is 58 seconds but it feels so much longer....

[@vhsghxul]

Sometimes time can really mess with our brains…

[@tanalafauzan]

maybe because this conversation gives us expectation and disapointment repeatedly

[@noobfromhell563]

WTF i thought it were 5 minutes... This is true madness

[@donleo9356]

😂

[@killaskrilla5320]

Felt like an hour and a half lol smh

[@OversizedSausage]

Teacher: Wheres your homework? Me: Me? Well...

[@dont2835]

SmH

[@auh4806]

10 minutes later... Teacher: *HmmHmmHmm*

[@zulimations]

Teacher: mmMmm mhh

[@tombkings6279]

@@zulimations (●__●)

[@imnotafurrybut4133]

@@auh4806 trust me im telling you the truth

[@pokadot]

Child: *visibly uncomfortable* Ryo: keeps being persistent in finding out what is wrong....

[@lifecamerakaran]

Japan is wild!

[@JorgeRodrigues96]

He dosen't get social cues 😂

[@damiencouturee6240]

Its likee when youre in a perfectly fine mood but someone keeps insisting something is wrong and wont stop asking "no really whats wrong?" and end up pissing you off lol

[@NoriMori1992]

I love how he never actually denies being mad.

[@AngelJin5799]

"You're still mad" "Me, well..." *Top ten best comebacks in history*

[@jrjr648]

mmmMMMmmm rEaLlY?!

[@rd____6978]

"Wait i wont do anything"

[@scuddybuddy2271]

HA Y A T O are you dumb kid that was no come back lol

[@microwaveno7368]

H A Y A T O

[@idkjustputagoodname6120]

@@scuddybuddy2271 that is the joke...

[@Krayne95]

I like how he is doing everything he can to calm the child, but doesn't deny that he's mad.

[@leeminhoe8037]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/raXFlJSNo96VsNU

[@julianmarx2002]

Him? well...

[@NickGoblin]

At this point in the game I think, his bag was just stolen. So he's supposed to be angrily looking for it but because Ryo's voice actor is so monotone he never really has emotional moments.

[@NoYoutubeName1]

Or that he’s really scary

[@j-roc6989]

@@NoKZbinName1 he's still mad!!

[@namelessking111]

I like how he kept bothering the child just to tell him he won't be doing anything.

[@THEnicholasvancosky]

And yet he IS doing something

[@THEnicholasvancosky]

Talking is something you can do. Standing is something you can do. Breathing is something you can do. Etc.

[@THEnicholasvancosky]

@mohmoussaoui-lw6sb of course

[@gyropizzamozzarella1012]

​@@THEnicholasvancosky Especially staring and being scary and mad!

[@gendoruwo6322]

it's similar to "I don't know you and I don't care to know about you" guy from Oblivion.

[@G0ddEityawesome]

I’m convinced that writer has never engaged in an actual human interaction

[@andreatoppi5627]

He? Well..

[@poudink5791]

it's not so much the writing that's the problem, it's the dialogue system as a whole. these are clearly just a bunch of separate reactions spliced together semi-randomly in an attempt to create more dynamic conversations, it just doesn't work.

[@sonic-bb]

it does work tho. especially 30 years ago@@poudink5791

[@gendoruwo6322]

really? you're still mad

[@flowerhead8134]

One wise man once said "MmmmmmHHMMMMMmmmmm"

[@jbondstudios7672]

😆😆

[@MrTyruspratt]

me? Well...

[@chemanogue8662]

Sounds like Trisha Paytas when she ends a sentence

[@PrekiFromPoland]

And he was Chinese years ago.

[@dabulls1g]

Really?

[@leahl5007]

That “i won’t do anything” makes me feel like he is gonna do something

[@DoraTheDino]

it's the implication

[@leahl5007]

John Entwistle thank you Dennis lol 😆

[@IEatYourSandwiches]

I didn't think he was gonna do anything until he said that

[@WiFish]

He's definitely up to something

[@satch4684]

"Me? Well..." is sus

[@faizalsyamsul]

Judge: You’re charged for vehicular manslaughter killing 7 pedestrians. How do you plea? Ryo: Me? Well… Judge: Mmmmm * leaves *

[@TheTraveler980]

This is like an AI conversation before it became an AI conversation.

[@gwynbleidd8863]

"Wait! I won't do anything!" "Really?" "Me? Well..."

[@DarknetDude]

You're really scary...

[@fuckyoutube9713]

...You're still mad... *MmmhhhhmMMMmmmgghn*

[@garfieldisorange2555]

Me ? Well.....

[@phoenyxashes2064]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[@mr.cowell6025]

mmmmMMMMMmmmmm

[@2guystry485]

Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?" Me? Well...

[@tommj4365]

The kid acts the way my bowels feel after eating at Mickie Ds

[@kimbaldun]

Mcdonald Employee: "Mhmmmmmmhmgggg"

[@crashpal]

"Really?"

[@baleygr8590]

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[@im_a_narcissist3178]

Why his mouth got to move like he is speaking with real words, when in reality he’s just speaking some gibberish somewhat arousing sound. Reminds me that one kid in my basement for some reason.

[@zanej3988]

This was like a conversation between 2 of those AI chatbots

[@bhaveshgupta7816]

That kid is taught well, not to trust strangers.

[@dickmullen3750]

Well

[@MohIsmail-mk1fd]

Me? well.....

[@GothicFATTY]

KZbin algorithm : You gonna watch this even though you never played the game ? Me ? Well ...

[@eddiepurple]

I don't understand it either.

[@dalamchwamichenlyngdoh5614]

🤣🤣🤣

[@myczxr]

really?

[@SeiyaTempest]

@@myczxr You have my word.

[@SleepyDroid]

Really? you ain't mad are you?

[@Seishae]

It drives me insane how every time they speak it’s a LITTLE bit different and yet nothing new ever actually gets said.

[@Phoenixifyable]

Me? Well...

[@zzxp1]

That is actually a pretty accurate way to describe the shenmue franchise as a whole

[@jessestone7093]

Holy shit I was just thinking that.

[@Azami0001]

SAME. I was like bro just talk already. It's funny because it's not even implied that you're supposed to end the conversation there.

[@DairunCates]

IMMERSION!

[@Shaythe]

The “me well” always gets me haha.

[@MrStickman1997]

MMM...mmm...

[@STIRRUPLEATHER]

"Why are you locked in the bathroom?" "Me? Well..."

[@POPOPOPOPOPOP82]

Interviewer: “what would you say is your greatest strength?” “UnnnnUNNNunnnhnn” - walks away

[@darksparkyshark430]

"Wait, I won't do anything"

[@victor-536]

if the interviewee is a woman, this answer will probably get her hired

[@iteratedofficial]

200th like

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

@@victor-536 incel

[@cd4playa1245]

Lmao!!

[@lightning5273]

A conversation when two redditors meet in real life.

[@andyd6338]

Sounds more like two maps talking on twitter

[@mw7845]

Me? Well...

[@pannacottafugo2311]

@@mw7845 You're still mad!

[@dienstaghd5815]

@@pannacottafugo2311 me? Well...

[@masarusenpai1952]

redditors when they slaughter the kid next door for doing fortnite dances on tiktok

[@crabsynth8761]

Nobody has noticed the amazing indian dholak drum playing in the background blendling seamlessly with the oriental flute... ❤! What a soundtrack... Awesome!

[@heathercalun4919]

The “charm” of Shenmue is how every conversation feels like it’s being shouted across a room, even when you’re only a foot away from each other.

[@MrStickman1997]

YEAHHH, SOME MONEYYY!!!!!!

[@GamingGamer22]

Anyone who tries this hard to stop a child from leaving Is usually a problem

[@solacebeyondsolace5926]

Me? Well...

[@fuckyoutube9713]

MmmhhhhmMMMmmmggh

[@kektikektus]

Yeah man, idk why are my teachers stopping me from leaving smh

[@HezekiahCrocker]

@@kektikektus Probably bc, they're still mad....

[@ferndevil5771]

Me? Well...

[@WispyWoodsman]

Sprints flat out at the child. "I won't do anything"

[@DarknetDude]

Him? Well...

[@fuckyoutube9713]

*kid being kidnapped* hhhMmmmmhhhMmMMMgghn

[@Grail_Quest]

Hahaha

[@tomato4300]

Time stamp

[@thalassaer4137]

@@tomato4300 ITS A 1 MINUTE VIDEO YA FKIN MORON SHUEJDJEGZXU7EHWBDV

[@Boo-lz7fm]

That "Me? Well..." is my favorite line now.

[@fido9745]

I think this interaction is saying something deeper , that Ryu’s quest for revenge is preventing him from appreciating life for what it is, the child is an oracle of sorts.

[@pinkyboy8576]

The writer social skill: -9000.

[@ya.thegoat8795]

Lol

[@hopperhelp1]

Hahahaha

[@roumaaan]

Mor like space on the cd: -9000

[@parrydogsickle]

More likely the translator. I'm guessing this is a very rough literally translation of the original Japanese.

[@zeo278]

Its under 9000!!!!!!

[@nigglebit]

"I won't do anything" is the creepiest thing to say

[@sigelsegal2297]

But, he won’t do anything. Well....

[@OversizedSausage]

@@sigelsegal2297 Me? Well...

[@carlmarston1687]

Pretty sure there are creepier things to say

[@vincenthammons6705]

@@carlmarston1687 like you want some ice cream little boy even got some candy.

[@Anonymous-zd1ow]

How? Just, HOW?

[@khalel610]

The more he says "wait, I won't do anything", the more I want the kid to run away as fast as possible.

[@alex.starostin]

I'm still mad we didn't get a satisfying conclusion to this epic conversation

[@DBZMacky]

"Me? Well" VS "mmmMMMmmm" Truly a battle of gods

[@that1dude704]

Me? Well, I guess I’ll come back when I’m a little mmmMMMmmm calmer.

[@myczxr]

"really? but you're really scary"

[@theburningman5047]

@@myczxr Me? Well.....

[@bongosjanuary666]

@@theburningman5047 you still mad

[@theburningman5047]

@@bongosjanuary666 Me? Well.....

[@adam2O]

Police: Sir, you were speeding and are getting a ticket. Ryo: Me? Well.. Police: mmmMMMmmm Police: * leaves

[@GpeterKostwinder]

hahahaha

[@bellebonebag8096]

LOLLLL

[@1nsertusername]

LMAOO

[@Squigiman]

Great, now I can’t breathe. Thanks, a lot!

[@tarouu2493]

"Wait I won't do anything"

[@badlie4858]

legends say this dude still tries to tell this kid he won't do anything

[@TheAllcreatorLiveArchives]

I feel like this kid got beat by his father. Now he thinks anyone with eyebrows is mad at him.

[@wa7saka]

i never thought I’d see a video game conversation more ... oblivion than oblivion

[@BillagePoopWars]

By the nine!

[@donkedonkeh6211]

have you any word of the other provinces?

[@OkieDokieSmokie]

This is what happens when you take a game with oblivion dialogue and hand it to a localization team.

[@zeo278]

Me? Well...

[@IMCALgames]

"Oh no. What do we do? I'm so scared."

[@stigmuri7766]

In real life, if a stranger approaches you and say "I'm not gonna do anything..." repeatedly, then you can be fucking sure he's gonna do something!

[@Nikki-jn3ud]

😂 yes if a random man walks up to a child and says WAIT I WONT DO ANYTHING please call the fbi

[@stigmuri7766]

@@Nikki-jn3ud Indeed! Especially if he's dressed up as a clown

[@thetramp123]

But he said he's telling the truth. Would someone just lie about that?

[@triple75]

pfftt, Don't I Know!

[@eliotsamuel4080]

@@Nikki-jn3ud u lookin like a snack fr

[@Kapt_Klaw]

The Chinese kid who years later becomes a naturalized Japanese citizen.

[@cashcleaner]

This kid communicates better than most of my exes.

[@monthekey9093]

I'm your ex and I agree

[@basedandbinguspilled1482]

Everyone makes fun of Oblivion’s NPCs, but they sleep on this gem

[@ChronicMetamorphosis]

I grew up on Shenmue and my gf grew up on Oblivion. We take shots at both each others dialogue! 🤣 Oblivion is more popular so it gets better memes.

[@Caydiem]

Oblivion NPCs deserve all the ridicule they get. Despite being 7 years older Shenmue still manages to have a more believable world.

[@ChronicMetamorphosis]

@@Caydiem Agreed.

[@yuuryustudio1697]

@@Caydiem Me? Well...

[@slinkbradshaw8674]

stustudios mmmmmmmm I'm scared

[@apexheat6553]

When the npc wants to clock out for the day but the player still want a side quest

[@user-un3wr9ri4l]

Haha!

[@user-mg7wh8zq6v]

and now he's scared

[@yeethittter1285]

@@user-mg7wh8zq6v Him? Well...

[@pasulivogel9584]

@@yeethittter1285 mmMmMmmmm

[@egon2499]

And the player is still mad

[@gacerioni]

This is gonna be the reality with gpt dialogues 😂

[@Hydroxoid]

It's like this game was written by an alien that doesn't know how humans communicate with each other

[@maxfischer469]

I tried reenacting this scene with a random kid at the store and now I’m banned from Best Buy.

[@toceeno874]

Are you serious?

[@maxfischer469]

@@toceeno874 lol no. Just a joke

[@toceeno874]

@@maxfischer469 oh.

[@-kold]

@@maxfischer469 hmm

[@willthebeast8002]

@@-kold lol

[@giraffeman326]

I feel like not knowing a single thing about this game makes the experience better

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for KZbin with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear gi

[@giraffeman326]

@@AxxLAfriku umm, what?

[@petrichorrs]

@@giraffeman326 don't mind them, they spam random nonsense like that in other KZbin videos.

[@squirrelchipmunkgopherbeaver]

@@petrichorrs I’m losing count on how many channels they spam on

[@aydenator2770]

@@squirrelchipmunkgopherbeaver i feel like its rare to see axxl. i havent seem him in a long time

[@afriend9428]

*he needs da toilet!* 💡

[@Chris-le9xw]

0:27 HIS MOUTH KILLS ME

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

Me? Well...

[@realswobby]

He's like smiling and trying to articulate "pls don't kill me" at the same time 😂😂😂

[@ReMeDy_TV]

Yea, pucker up!

[@therunawaykid6523]

Yeah it’s like he’s a ventriloquists dummy and he is moving his mouth

[@lavendxrdreams780]

bruh how many times did he say "Me? Well"

[@thisimagelooksslightlybett1020]

4 times

[@kidrobot.]

only 4 times bruh

[@DoomKid]

I must have imagined the 5th one, I just got so used to hearing it..

[@thereview9621]

me?well

[@uncooked_ham]

As others have rightly pointed out, he said it 4 times. Hope this clears up your confusion.

[@purtnellus]

This conversation was like when you pull the lawnmower string and it almost starts.

[@XJBXFK]

these kids nowadays, always humming and afraid

[@ladyrandom7080]

But I won't do anything c:

[@1nsertusername]

But you're still mad

[@Tiago-]

Lol

[@Corsoux_Dev]

*Me,well*

[@amalgamationprime3168]

Trust me, I'm telling you the truth. I only killed 13 strippers and 29 gang members.

[@sodagirl1092]

With a hair cut like that, I'd be crying too.

[@Nikki-jn3ud]

Me? Well.....

[@aamaagii]

That's your life bro

[@Ofallthings089]

Fuck it though man it’s your life.

[@H.K.5]

We all had bad haircuts as a kid.

[@dunkey759]

OUCH

[@MaddyMadhav]

Listen to this with your eyes closed

[@dekucake4395]

"Are you ok?" _depressed microwave noises_

[@tamazing4429]

0:07 What terrifies me is when the kid's mouth is moving yet what he's saying is "MMMmmMmmm"

[@MichaelSmith-by3te]

I heard there are people who can tell what person says by lips movements. I would like to know what he really says. I'm not expert in that, but it's not "mmmmMMMMmmmmm" for sure

[@peppermillers8361]

@@MichaelSmith-by3te could just be the model/animation thinking the line is dialogue.

[@MichaelSmith-by3te]

@@peppermillers8361 Sure, that's what is wondering, what is that "dialog" it thinks it is. It could be everything, that's why it's curious, what's exactly being said there

[@purplecheesecake496]

He was MMMMMHYeahh as in brtiney spears oops i did it again

[@nicolen3177]

SJSGSJDGSHDGSG 😂

[@bkw11]

Kid: "You're gonna abuduct me" Guy: "Me? Well..."

[@FuchsiaRosa]

😭

[@detective2221]

MMMMmmmm

[@juliebraden6911]

Abu-duct

[@ReplyReaper8617]

‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌

[@CJKeene06]

I feel like I’ve been put on a list for watching this video.

[@carm_ar]

What an emotional conversation I’m shaking and crying

[@TheSuperQuail]

When you invent a new dialogue system but forgot you're a horrible writer.

[@votpavel]

me? well

[@onlyasithdealsinabsolutesd6526]

mmmMMMmmm

[@scintillam_dei]

We get signal. Main screen turn on.

[@nadanor1234]

500 like is me 😋

[@nournametalla3679]

i wont like this cus ur at 666

[@pepperonin1914]

The kid's reaction to a man charging 60mph zig zagging right at him is... understandable

[@kirarodgers4739]

Agreed

[@operaghosts]

🏃‍♂️🧍‍♂️Can you help me

[@NAME-yg8sl]

I guess I would be pretty scared too

[@Laenthor]

But wait, he won't do anything!

[@singleplayermoments]

@@Laenthor Him? Well…

[@HyperXcube]

this only needs oblivion music in the background and itll be perfect

[@starkin3394]

Kid: Are you gonna hurt me?😢 Man: Me? Well...

[@irahshots]

What the heck is happening

[@eddiepurple]

He won't do anything.

[@restlessdreams17]

@@eddiepurple Really?

[@yigoh8437]

@@restlessdreams17 but he's really scary

[@lavendxrdreams780]

@@yigoh8437 he has his word

[@kingbadmovie]

@@lavendxrdreams780 He's still mad though.

[@guitarsimon1]

Thanks to social anxiety this is basically my internal monologue during most interactions

[@Nikki-jn3ud]

You're not alone friend 🫂

[@guitarsimon1]

@@Nikki-jn3ud Ah thanks! (mmmMMmm I’m scared)

[@Nikki-jn3ud]

@@guitarsimon1 me? Well.... 😭

[@guitarsimon1]

@@Nikki-jn3ud Oh really? You’re still mad! 😖

[@heyho7204]

@@ReverseGuy just two people with social anxiety coming together and having some fun. If anyone here is cringe it would have to be you.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

A tragedy worthy Rabelais, Shakespeare, and *reads down list* ...Me? Well..."

[@XOPOIIIO]

That's how Oblivion dialogues were inspired.

[@posysdogovych2065]

This is literally like how all the conversations in my dreams go. A typically easy process becomes inexplicably complicated and ultimately I find myself going in circles without ever accomplishing anything.

[@mahjong89]

Same but my dreams go in loops rather than circle

[@RoseBlackRocks]

Dreams, you say? This is my every day life lol

[@surpriseraisin5892]

All my dreams are devoid of people, I'd love to be able to talk to someone in a dream one day, it sounds like a weird experience

[@arcyine]

You people's dreaming is weird, my dreams can get pretty strange but the basis of it doesn't stray off of logic.

[@m00nrac00n]

Yes, totally. Most of my dreams are like that. The most braindead conversations ever.

[@kindasomeviews]

i cant tell who's crazier. the devs or the characters, cuz this shit aint normal

[@eddycat8779]

@Cristiano dos Santos Gomes Regardless, the Devs are still ultra retarded

[@toxin4609]

@@eddycat8779 not the devs, the people in charge of translating the dialogue, some people forget Shenmue wasn’t written this way, it’s the byproduct of direct translation

[@someonefar5600]

@@toxin4609 Maybe its the lost in translation effect. Or maybe, it's just the stellar voice talent?

[@okiedokie2840]

n a g i t o

[@okiedokie2840]

@Cristiano dos Santos Gomes tas zangado

[@dougduck8111]

In all fairness, if someone gave me that bowl cut, I'd probably have trust issues too.

[@sonofludd]

Everyone: *berating the script* Script writers: *Me? Well...*

[@arandomweeb1890]

When it’s your first time trying to kidnap a child

[@ted9030]

specialist

[@ballinitup6109]

After you watched "how to kidnap child tutorial"

[@apchistuz]

First?

[@kristianhumphreys]

Oh fuck that just creased me 😂😂😂😂

[@kristianhumphreys]

I just spat my cider on my phone because of this 😂😂😂

[@Aidan.w]

I was expecting the conversation to progress if you speak to him enough times but then he just keeps saying "Me? Well..." XD

[@paperluigi6132]

He could've just said "This is just my face"

[@planescaped]

@Nate Higgers He just wants to know where he can find some "sailors"

[@indigowendigo8165]

Nate Higgers That makes Ryo sound no different from Guts to be honest. XD

[@tylerlackey1175]

@@indigowendigo8165 they are both on endless journeys that will not be finished in any of our lifetimes

[@TheMisterGuy]

"he wasn't even mad in the first place!" He is in a foreign country so he can track down and beat a gangster to death with his bare hands as revenge for murdering his father.

[@barleybap9528]

Roses are red. Violets don't sell. Kid says, "I'm scared." Ryo says, "Me? Well..."

[@nickbuckman6765]

Conventional Wisdom: "Dialogue should serve the plot and/or characterization, be compelling, and, most of all, coherent." Yu Suzuki: "Me? Well..."

[@Rodri34451]

MMMmmMmmm

[@j.b.5422]

I'm scared...

[@edgelord121]

@@Rodri34451 "Wait! I won't do anything." "Or would I?" *VSauce music*

[@avanishdutta2658]

That Wisdom is old and bored now. The wisdom right now is as long as dialogues are quotable and cool in twitter and memes, then it is good dialogue. Otherwise trash.

[@flameyoshi07]

"gongaga"

[@rosshurst5630]

My favorite conversation in Shenmue 2 is when you're tracking the lady with the bird and a kid tells you, "She has one of those black things in a cage. You know, the ones that mimick you." And Ryo responds "Like a dog or a cat?" And you wonder why It's taking so long to find Lan Di. It feels as if aliens landed at the building where the games were being made and said "we've been studying human language most of the afternoon so let us write your dialog."

[@user-un3wr9ri4l]

Obviously you aren't aware of black dog and cat mimes...

[@hak1111111]

My friend: What do you call the thing where people have to dig very deep underground to get water? Me: Well

[@tenderquirkydragon8643]

*Casually approach child*

[@jasonskerrett3826]

"Are you going to throw me in a van".......Me, Well...

[@gwiz6955]

"mmmMMMmmm"

[@crashpal]

"I've got candy"

[@GozoLAMB]

@@crashpal But your mad

[@MakotoJeon]

@@GozoLAMB me? well

[@fudgenugget2690]

@@MakotoJeon "mmmMMmmm"

[@zkirbster]

This kid clearly needs to take a leak and Ryo just won't let him go. No wonder the conversation isn't getting anywhere.

[@russellseddon5544]

Well you could say the conversation isn’t flowing 😂

[@kr0626]

@@russellseddon5544 🤣

[@youruniquestyle]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tommj4365]

Kid already took a dump, actually...

[@ReplyReaper8617]

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[@PeteBlack76]

Prince Andrew : Wait I won't do anything 👀

[@kuribayashi84]

"Where did you get that water?" "Me? Well."

[@Moon-hr1fq]

legends has it they are still having this conversation to this day

[@imsexyroblox6838]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWmZo6KqpbWIZ7M .,

[@fatdiscordmod]

Me? Well..

[@dunkey759]

@@fatdiscordmod *mmmhhmmm*

[@everyone4352]

I like the fact that you made the thumbnail into your pfp

[@spongwhastap]

Hey, what's wrong?

[@soulassassin0g]

Friend: "How do you get your water?" Me: "Well."

[@DarknetDude]

"You're still mad..."

[@s-saad7401]

Friend: mmmmmHMMMmmHmmm

[@jaynadiah5498]

under rated comment. good one

[@tiger1ac]

you got me damn

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

You got me. Well.

[@Eidlones]

I can see why this game was so praised.

[@Calinks]

Whats funny is Ryo is actually not much older than that kid lol

[@zazry86100]

“Have you heard of the high elves?” “Me? Well...”

[@crashpal]

"STOP YOU VIOLATED THE CHILD PAY THE FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT!"

[@ridanann]

@@crashpal in RPG times if you violated a child you would be murdered relatively quickly or if you're in the greco-roman part of the world probably given a government job the more things change lol

[@crashpal]

@@ridanann oblivion guard: "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

[@ridanann]

@@crashpal "M'aiq believes the children are our future. But he doesn't want them ruining all of our fun. lol

[@Red-be6fn]

I would be scared of Ryo too if he kept repeating what he just said 5 times

[@RedPanda391]

Nice pfp! Very cute.

[@ouacholo8357]

Guy: Can you help me? Kid: *constipation*

[@matty1214]

Boy: But... You're still mad... Dude: Me? Well... Also him while talking to the boy: 👁️👄👁️

[@sharptongue2972]

Years ago, I was Chinese

[@nefarioussness]

Now, I’m a naturalized Japanese!

[@themollymachine]

me? well..

[@saitosan876]

You have my word.

[@scintillam_dei]

All your base are belong to us.

[@Raider8784]

Really??

[@LarnrothSDergan]

"I won't do anything" "But you're still mad" Kid, what did you DO?!

[@nullinvoid1415]

For real like it might be justified 🤷

[@samuelturner6076]

I think he’s one of the kids who stole Ryo (the player characters) bag. Basically Ryo had just arrived in china and a bad bunch stole all hid had except the clothes of his back, so he was trying to get it back. EDIT He’s probably not but I think Ryo was trying to ask him about the kid who did steal his bag.

[@jamalthompson6597]

Kid:Me? Well...

[@blitzthespittah3712]

@@jamalthompson6597 oh my god my sides hurt from laughing

[@ReplyReaper8617]

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[@bunty2O]

Youngling: master skywalker there are too many of them what are we going to do? Anakin: We? Well

[@unownnnn]

Legend says he's still mad

[@stef-ruvx]

wait .. I w o n t d o a n y t h i n g

[@DarknetDude]

Me? Well...

[@endofthew00rld]

MmmmMMmmm

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

ｉｋｒ

[@Ancient_Ys]

What the hell man, leave the kid alone will ya?

[@lostpockets2227]

Me? Well...

[@Ancient_Ys]

@@lostpockets2227 😂😂😂

[@davisbowe8668]

To be fair, the kid was acting pretty damn creepy.

[@truenewtype2239]

@@lostpockets2227 LMAO you killing me!

[@Ancient_Ys]

@@truenewtype2239 xD

[@GorillaWithACellphone]

Child Will remember this in years and wonder what drugs this man was on