Shirou watches silently as Kirei eats mapo tofu

[@tatinh9885]

Kiriei is so sadistic that he can make others suffer by watching him eating.

[@rahadianaryo5979]

Nevermind when *watching-up someone's eating on a spicy mapo tofu* 🍜🔥 can be such terrifying scene like this one alright...😨

[@LEGOMANIAC419]

I'm not sure whether this can be considered ASMR or porn.

[@Godzillafan-tv1ks]

Agailius yes

[@zusfrankenstein8561]

Why not both

[@joseangelfernandezrodrigue1424]

Both

[@4idenn]

Yes.

[@SparkTFS]

I would willingly listen to a 10 hours version of this

[@eugenestevenkong9430]

I don't mind have him eating Mapo Tofu with me while explaining there's a crazy shadow monster in the city

[@JakefromStateFarm292]

It could be an asmr like the one where Thanos is on lunch break and is telling you about his plans

[@YouthMistake]

@@JakefromStateFarm292 Thanos? Or his lunch break? Is that even a thing?

[@JakefromStateFarm292]

@@YouthMistake it is a thing. I’ll post the link for it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aWXYlZR8briSntU

[@rahadianaryo5979]

@@YouthMistake Then there's *Santonio D'Antonio's dining on a steak with some Duck Fat Fries* 🦆🍟 when the one Jardani "John Wick" Jovonovich is been confronting him at the Continental Hotel 🏢 yet...🍽

[@YouthMistake]

@@rahadianaryo5979 Okay, I've got no questions.

[@ruqizhang236]

Kirei is honestly so cool like he has to be the coolest scumbag in the whole fate series

[@luoxis]

I still prefer Gilgamesh

[@Benxall]

@@luoxis gilgamesh has canonically been pegged tho

[@Benxall]

@Joonatan Isoaho he still got pegged

[@Jason-with-a-game]

@Joonatan Isoaho link?

[@impossibletetriz563]

@@Benxall Wot?

[@doctorsnakeeater1997]

Only two things give Kirei Kotomine joy. The suffering of others, and absurdly spicy Mapo Tofu

[@robertgabrielsanchezpinto1580]

Maybe he also enjoy his own suffering and the extremely spicy foods are the only thing that can make him suffer

[@Canibar13]

And then in Kaleid/ PRISMA ILLYA, he opens his own restaurant, which combines both of these joys.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

​@@Canibar13 And then he feeds people super spicy mapu tofu that they pass out after one bite

[@TsukabuNosoratori2]

@@ImmaLittlePip I'm allergic to spicy foods, and would literally be in the bathroom on the... er... porcelain express if I barely tried the Ungodly Spicy Tofu.

[@doctorsnakeeater1997]

​@@TsukabuNosoratori2One way ticket to the porcelain pastures of the afterlife.

[@naras9674]

*close up to Kirei's mouth chewing mapo tofu* Me: uh, okaaayy *when the zipper went down* Me: woah woah, hold up, wait a minute--

[@Big_Sloppa]

NOBODY expects the CATHOLIC FANSERVICE

[@ennui9745]

You could see that Kirei was steamed from eating that spicy mabo tofu!

[@lmhla1071]

@@ennui9745 *plot twist: it wasn't the jacket zip*

[@h3lli123]

Hold it right there holy man

[@babuta3]

He went into the shokugeki territory

[@Cryocynical576]

Yorokobe Shirou, you are in the presence of God

[@hootels1770]

The lack of music makes this so good

[@calbomyada2577]

personaly i don't understand what the author has against mapo toufu. It tastes great.

[@mikedanielespeja6128]

Yorokobe Shounen.

[@voydcat8089]

It’s specifically the fact that Kirei is eating super-spicy mapo in a way that obviously makes other people uncomfortable because that’s how Kirei do.

[@RazCrimson]

alright kirei we know this is you

[@calbomyada2577]

@@RazCrimson hahahaha

[@sephelutis]

@@voydcat8089 he looks like he is having the time of his life im so happy for him

[@ImmaNort]

Shirou: I wasted my quartz for this?

[@rahadianaryo5979]

So then, ImmaNort: What on earth was those "quartz" that Shirou Emiya's been wasted-out right 🤔?

[@Earth-Prime]

Saint quartz fgo

[@vardiganxpl1698]

Alternative Title: "Shirou watches silently, as the same man who had killed his Mom, and is his Dad's deadliest enemy, consumes Mapo Tofu"

[@wnjqdjwadwdaw9636]

if you really really think about it.. *isn't iri shirou's step adopted mom?*

[@vardiganxpl1698]

@@wnjqdjwadwdaw9636 YES!

[@Freedmoon44]

@@wnjqdjwadwdaw9636 heh not really, since Kiritsugu already lost her, it means he was a single mourning husband by that point meaning Iri didnt adopt Shirou so no Step Mother there. I mean unless you theorised that the Grail technically adopted Shirou when he became a Master and the Grail was partially Iri

[@vladucard42]

@@Freedmoon44 In the Illyaverse Iri is in fact Shirou's adoptive mother so we can theorize that they would have a relationship similar to what they have in prisma illya. Basically, Iri wants Shirou to fuck every woman he comes across to be a grandmother.

[@eiraeirazchsen]

1:11 My reaction when pulling 4 mapo tofu in 10 consecutive draw. Edit : new record it's FUCKING SIXX!!!!!!!

[@carlweeper7436]

How many have you pulled now?

[@ahariyo8558]

Yikes

[@gilgameshthebattlecat5123]

Priest talks to japanese boy while eating spicy food

[@WilltheHedgehog02]

Sounds like the title to a really bad porno/newspaper article

[@Marcwedmaster]

See this is the actual reason why this route is the must disturbing of the 3

[@badea157]

So awkward

[@alexchan4819]

There's something to having Kirei stare into my soul

[@yoursussybaka9652]

There's no god... Only... Yorokobe Shounen.

[@Canibar13]

I've got to give the artists/animators credit. That dish looks like it was dredged up from the bowels of Hell.

[@angelcortes3485]

And this guy is called "Mind of steel" "Hero of justice" "Balls of steel"??? He cannot even watch Kirei eating mapo tofu.

[@grimskyegrave8603]

Not Yet, if ever in this route. And two of those are obtained in bad ends, so it doesn't really matter.

[@kyzersoze8408]

@@grimskyegrave8603 those bad end are canon according to nasu. So don’t be surprised if there’s a “canon universe” where shirou decides to go kiritsugu.

[@grimskyegrave8603]

@@kyzersoze8408 Exactly where those are canon? As far as i know nasu confirmed all routes as canon and denied them as Archer's route, not the bad ends. EMIYA Alter may have one of those but in the end it doesn't apply since what i said is about this singular route, where he truly gets none of those titles of facsimiles of them.

[@kyzersoze8408]

@@grimskyegrave8603 al those bad ends you see in the VN? Yep you heard me, all those bad ends and dead ends are canon according to nasu. And with the existence of the 2nd magic the kaleidoscope its entirely possible.

[@grimskyegrave8603]

@@kyzersoze8408 again, none of it matters in a succesful heavens feel route. Also, the second doesn't work like that.

[@shirothegamer7574]

Oh. So this scene is the reason i keep pulling mapo doufu in fgo.

[@angelcortes3485]

I can see Kirei eating mapo tofu in the final fight, and Emiya staring at him, unable to move while the grail is born...

[@WilltheHedgehog02]

You know, between seeing the weird and awkward tension between Shirou and Kirei, Kirei unzipping his jacket; the avoidant almost nervous glances from Shirou; the cool, smug almost lustful looks from Kirei and _that one_ smirk Kirei hits Shirou with made me think "Ayo? Yaranaika?" Seriously if you take out the rabbit bit and put no context whatsoever, it look like it came straight out of a mature Yaoi/BL anime that has a bit of a darker tone to it. I don't know whether if to laugh or hate it since I clearly know who these characters are as well as the context but my gaydar is still being pinged! 💀

[@mistletoecanary]

Nah, keep the rabbit The subplot revolves around a wild animal and the tofu reminded Shirou of its prey’s innards too much, then Kotomine-senpai reveals (in their usual silent fashion) that they too are hunting the animal

[@rahadianaryo5979]

@@mistletoecanary 01:03 *DAT friggin' Rabbit 🐰 and (certainly not) Prowler's Theme* sound yet...

[@michaeljosephmercado6522]

God bless Father Kotomine,, the best Husbando ever,,👌👌👌👌

[@Dstryrr]

It took more willpower to eat the spicy mapo tofu than to use EMIYA's arm

[@rodneydaliege8909]

There's so much sexual tension in this scene.

[@MaxVids1]

It's better in the visual novel where Kirei offers some to Shiro who immediately refuses.

[@АнтонГородец-д3к]

Twice

[@SirYodaJedi]

He does actually offer some in the movie.

[@chainsawguyyy]

I really don't mind him eating mapo tofu, it makes me hungry plus i can't see how is it uncomfortable

[@nameless_moon]

If you are Shirou watching who killed his mom and was his dad's biggest enemies eating Mapo Tofu, you would have the same feeling as Shirou.

[@mikusz3]

Best 1 minute and 46 seconds ever.

[@nooneimportant9623]

It looks like blood

[@LasMalditasDrogas]

That's the point lol

[@michaeljosephmercado6522]

God bless Kirei Kotomine, 🍞

[@drzerral9081]

This video was my catalyst for Rasputin, and I pulled him with 1 ticket!

[@deathstreak6259]

Why does it looks like kirei was gettin in the mood of you know....

[@Big_Sloppa]

This tension. Catholic priest and underage boy is a bad combination.

[@CM-NightDK]

The last paper was the mapo tofu recipe

[@yohan740]

0:35 Kirei Is Giving Porn Code To Shirou

[@huynhthienphu9a195]

Shiro was watching real life mukkbang lol

[@cracuss31n52]

This scene made me order a Mapo tofu ramen. I ordered it as a meme but it ended up tasting very good

[@CaporegimeMarcus]

Well, someone in Ufotable has the hots for Kirei...

[@mellennia9]

A lot of us have the hots for kirei. Even the tofu.

[@kienisgaming]

The sexual tension in this is spicier than mapo tofu lol

[@Kingtsukiyomi]

0:37 ☆YA☆RA☆NA☆I☆KA☆

[@taro-san2281]

Now i want to do Kotomine challenge 😂

[@someguycalledcerberus9805]

I'd be silent too if I got MOGGED so hard

[@Shlrine]

Dude, I just watch a tofu eating stuff and then I got a recommend video about Kotomine, and then I have this, is this what it is huh Algorithm?

[@HawaiianPizzaEnjoyer]

Dont forget this is also the priest who believes in gravity

[@rahadianaryo5979]

"The priest who's believed in gravity" huh? Father Enrico Pucci's 🌈🕆 definitely says 'Hi' then...

[@kerryvanskonsol792]

Average pucci gravity

[@krishnasingh2005]

Damn it say something already

[@coleminer5104]

honestly i’ve never seen/read Fate before and i thought this was gonna end up with him speedrun-eating the mapo tofu lol

[@nagato2201]

Lion king wants him to join round table

[@みにゃ-k4g]

チャック戻すなよ笑

[@MikhaliX]

Exactly how I remember it in the VN.

[@Lulu-ex7fc]

I can't find anywhere that sells mapo tofu.

[@idunnoaskmydog3412]

0:27 kyoot waifu with fang

[@myoldchannel0]

What's so disturbing about this scene?

[@snackpack5585]

The way he sounds after each bite

[@jeremyargha9086]

That he's eating something that looks like a boiling pot with great speed(at least in the VN) and how he sounded every bite and the fact he ate 2 more plates after this.

[@krg-diver4655]

The camera angles....

[@joelsasmad]

In context it's that he talks about countless people dying horrifically while enjoying his tofu like it is nothing.

[@lintecassidy206]

Also that Kirei is enjoying it because he’s inflicting pain on himself.

[@rozelica2152]

bruh before I watch fate heaven feel I thought that shiro had a ptsd from looking at the mapo tofu

[@Fireowl_]

Kirei started mewing and shirou got flashbacks from it

[@Goodronoed]

Батя суп на сковородке пожарил, ест и приговаривает "УХ БЛЯ"

[@Big_Sloppa]

Представь как в его церкви воняет.

[@Goodronoed]

@@Big_Sloppa хоть святых выноси

[@regina8710]

ВХАХХАХАХАХАХХАААХАХА УБЕЙТЕ МЕНЯ

[@jaipandey7142]

Shirou at 3 a.m.

[@holosionyehuiah]

I hate my mind

[@7solas246]

ASMR it is.

[@shiki.9358]

Chad average mapo tofu enjoyer 2021

[@kireikotomine3322]

Yorokobe shounen

[@yuukami8360]

I just ate and now it makes me hungry

[@gamv5850]

krjo Shirou parece más perturbado por el mapo Tofu que cuando vio los ultimos momentos de Illya en UBW

[@redbone9553]

I see that Shirou is turned on.

[@gamesandanime9615]

*Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu*

[@Ixarus6713]

This is now canon.

[@chansdevon9443]

This is my fav anime seen idk why but just is

[@iamthestormthatisapproaching69]

Atmosphere: 98% Diologue: 2% (and it's at 1:11)

[@hyw6202]

somehow this is funny

[@kcazzzzz]

how could he betray issei? and maybe shinji?

[@Getgot-en1kv]

He should eat it with rice

[@listof3662]

it kind of looks like kirei just called shiro over to give him the bill

[@Jade_The_Peryton]

Become one with the spice, the spice guides you to nirvana, for it hast meaning for your soul. The spice is a blessing upon this earth, for it warms and cools you, it numbs your senses for it will guide your soul. Yorokobe Shounen, you have experienced the blessings of spice! I have no idea why I wrote this, maybe its the fact I haven't slept in 3 days, or maybe its because I've been drinking. I don't know which.

[@graveltheblock5578]

I tried mapo tofu once. Shit was the BOMB

[@ArnoldTriyudho]

It's must be Kuga's mapo tofu..

[@rahadianaryo5979]

And then, what da fudge is "Kuga's mapo tofu 🌶🍜" alright, Arnie...🤔?

[@TheHanzzou]

its just like my rolls in Fate GO

[@nyanicatblues]

i wish kirei was my dad.

[@shiki.9358]

Pray Kotomine kirei

[@EmiyaIsHere]

Ngl that mapo tofu do be kinda delicious, but it turned the other way around because of the person eating it.

[@chiisuigintou]

1:06 Batsu needs more screen time. She's Corona chan after all.

[@sahilm483]

He moaning

[@panzerj5356]

What did I just watch....?

[@s1xto]

there is something oddly satisfying about this :D

[@mumenrider1908]

Hmmm it is just me or does all the priests/overseer like spicy food?

[@mellennia9]

Now I wonder how Alexander Anderson thinks of it...

[@rahadianaryo5979]

@@mellennia9 Alright then, Melly... Does all the priests 🕆/overseers likes to *enjoying some spicy food* as one Father Kirei Kotomine did...🌶🔥?

[@ZAIDII0]

Oh no he's hot

[@aheghaugheggeyahg]

1:27 i wonder what's written in it... I hope its not what *i think it is*

[@soulravenous06]

its the bill 🤣

[@aheghaugheggeyahg]

@@soulravenous06 oh good to know

[@mynameisyoshikagekira.iam3120]

*chew*

[@dirtydeedsdirtcheep3007]

What's the visual version of ASMR. Because this is that and ASMR....

[@Jade.Wriolette]

I like mapo tofu

[@Weeping-Angel]

I bet he always requests 变态辣😂

[@velociraptorwholoveeatwate6825]

Why this Chinese restaurant so quiet

[@lordrushiacanyoupleasesayb3263]

peak

[@sheenalemon4153]

it`s not mapo, mabo is right

[@Sanuw7]

Is HF the only route where he eats this dish?

[@camerondane04]

Yes, and unfortunately so

[@rngentropy8958]

Na he open his own Raman restaurant in Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya that only sell super spicy mapo tofu

[@andrewaigalew]

@@rngentropy8958 that's not a route tho

[@memyselfandi7634]

@@andrewaigalew It should be

[@bobert4096]

why did shirou nearly puke looking at the mapo tofu? i havent watched hf so idk

[@azdf43]

Its like boiling hot and absurdly spicy, and they were talking about people getting brutally killed during the night

[@HexLuna]

1:07 CORONA-CHAN?!

[@yugiohdm5659]

Fate go

[@Jiro2.funnyy]

its spiceey

[@Kakaragi]

Where's the 'kuu ka'?

[@theflare9557]

0:25

[@Nightmare_kun68]

What is the name of the anime?

[@d_eejk]

BRUH I JUST NOTICED KIREI HAS LIL FANGS IN 0:27

[@rahadianaryo5979]

Is he's *actually been a friggin' vampire* alright, Kyla?